Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 105- Murder Party (2007)

Episode Date: October 24, 2016

This week we're joined by our friend Cimba to discuss his pick, the 2007 independent horror-comedy "Murder Party." As a bonus, this movie is Halloween-themed so if you haven't seen it yet, definitely make sure to watch it before the end of the month! Special topics for your consideration include: hot dog circumcisions, taking the edge off just a little bit, every arty person you've ever known, butt chugging, sticking a dump, "Tool Time" and an actual explanation of modern zombie theory from Cimba.  Have you seen this one? What did you think about it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at [e-mail], and hey, while you're on the internet, check out our lovely sponsors Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com, Dylan Garrett Smith at dylangarrettsmith.com and Seventh Church Ministries at www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com. Whatever you decide to buy, let em know you heard about them from us! Finally, head on over to Cimba's horror movie blog 30 Days of Plight at www.30daysofplight.com and enjoy him suffering through various Netflix horror extravaganzas! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Hello, welcome to another episode of Wearable Ambulance. I'm here with my friend Alan. Hello, Katie. Hi, Alan. And we're here with our friend Simba. Hi, Simba. Hello. How are you? How are you? I'm okay. I'm okay. Good. All the way from Narlans? Is that how we say it? Norlands? Nobody says it like that? Really? No. Would you guarantee that no one says it like? I'll see myself out. Yeah, you do that. What is a thing with the pecans? Pecans? No? You guys. You know, the, it's a sugary treat. Oh, you're talking about prolines? You can have some pralene. See like this joke that I had to set up by not knowing what it was? I do. What's that thing that did the thing? Here's my joke. It's good. Also, those tasks like trash. Yeah, it's literally like the most sugar that you can probably fit and still call a caramel.

I've had a couple that have been good, but most of them are just like, oh, oh, oh, yeah, just sugar, sugar, sugar. I love sugar, sugar, though. You may enjoy these. I'm the fly. They're like the flat, dark cousin to candy corn. With nuts in it. Yeah. Nots. I'm watching a lot of great British baking show pretending to be called Hollywood. Nots! And chewing like Mary Barry? Only on the right side your hand? So tell us about what you brought and why? Yeah, what did you bring? What are you done? Sure. So I brought the 2007 film murder Party, which was put out by the very small film production

company called Lab of Madness out of the New York, New Jersey area. So this is basically their first full-length film that they ever put out prior to this. The only thing that they put out was a short called Crab Walk back in 2004. But basically the premise of the movie is a guy's walking home from work. He's pretty much one of the typical like loserish type guys and he comes across an invitation for a murder party. What? I really identified with this dude, so I think it's funny that you just called him. Oh, no. We are all cat people. Oh, yeah. Sir Lance a lot. Did you see that his his real name is Puff Snooty? Yes I did. He's

third billing in this movie. He is. Also Hellhammer has a billing in it too. What was his real name? Samson's Solnier? It's the it's the director's dog. Hellhammer. Director of Blue Ruin and Green Room. Yes. Oh, Green Room. That was just out. Yeah, with Patrick Stewart as a neo-Nazi. Oh yeah.

Yeah, also, Macon from this film, who plays the wolf is in that movie as well. He's in blue, uh, Blue Ruin as well. That starts out in the world with Delaware. Greenroom, not blue room. Yeah, he's in both. Oh, is he in both? Yeah, he's the star of Lou Ruin. Oh, no shit. Yeah. All right, I miss that credit. I guess back to the premise. So, yeah, this guy's walking home comes across an invitation blown down the street.

All it basically says is murder party. It's a murder party. to at Halloween party. No, it said murder party. Oh, jeez. It was not false advertising. No. Yeah, rent some really bad movies. Goes home and decides to go to this party in which he makes a costume out of string cardboard box, duct tape and those little like push things that you use to make stuff move. Can I pause right here? The box that he makes the armor out of, he pulls a beautiful giant, like, like a, like troll mask out of and it's like,

nah, I don't want that. Not this, not today. And that makes beautiful, shitty armor out of cardboard. Can I also pause right here and say that when he puts the DVD in and he is holding the bowl of candy and he wants to sit on his couch and just watch the movie with his cat I was like oh I want to do that that's exactly we were just talking my partner's going away for the weekend this weekend and I was like talking about my weekend plans and I'm like I'm either gonna binge watch all of Luke Cage or just watch horror movies the entire weekend like this guy thick the thin thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the the thi thi thi thi the thi thi the thi tho tho tho th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the two bags. And then shitty horror movies all weekend long. Yeah, yeah, it was pretty great. All right. And back in. Okay. So he ends up making the costume out of the cardboard and going to

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Oh, I could have guessed. Can we talk about extreme truth or dare? Yeah. What is, is that a real drug? I mean I guess it's a real drug. Sodium amethol? Yes, it is a real drug. Like sodium panathol, like truth serum and all that jazz. Is it real? I mean, that's real?

Supposedly, yeah. Yeah. From what I understand, it's much like being super drunk, inhibitions are broken down, this is supposed to do the same thing. You can still lie while you're on that drug. Yeah, it's just harder. Yeah. Weird. Or like you can't necessarily trust what they're telling you either because they're on like this illicit substance.

Okay, thanks. So Alexander has brought a syrind. Yes. Yes. and this sodium amethyl, he says they're going to have an extreme truth or dare party. So everyone but him gets injected with it because he injects a slice of pizza. You can't do that, can you? Could you inject it into pizza and eat it and have it the same thing? Why not just squirt it into your mouth? I think he was just doing that to fake them.

Depens on the shots of like Bill shooting into his hand and making shooting into his arm, those are real. Of course. But they're not actually doing the shooting. The hand that's holding the syringe is a medic that they had on set. Because apparently you're not allowed to have the person do it themselves if they're not certified and film it, but if you have someone else who's certified do it, then like you can totally film it because it's like safe and whatever. I kind of hate that they did that. I wonder what they were injecting themselves with? Saline. Oh saline. Yeah. I was thinking maybe just like a little insulin just like pump it up a few notches. Just a little bump of heroin. Just a little just the tinyest. Just to just take the edge off. I remember being a kid. I. the Motley crew and Nikki Six was talking about mainlining Jack Daniels and I thought that was the coolest thing I'd ever heard my life.

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I can't imagine that would work though. Like that part of your body made. I mean, it's gotta go somewhere. I'm not being- I mean, babies are basically tampon soaked in vodka that nine months later come back out. Yeah, basically. That's it. I'm a butt tug a baby in you. Wow.

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And... It's disgusting. And the other one was, cut his dick off and fuck the hole if that didn't already make me come. Oh my god. That one I could, I'm got cut. Yeah, that's like, that does not totally fit into the rest of the movie at all. No. So, well, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, like, like, like, like, that, that's like, that is not totally fit into the rest of the movie at all. No. So, well, Bill, like, we talked about Bill flipping out, and like, his actual, like, breakdown and flip out, scared people so bad that an ADR had to leave the set,

because they didn't trust Bill anymore during those scenes. Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah, they talked like he went someplace dark and they weren't sure if he was going to come back. Which is funny because like he does flip out but it's also so comedic. You know what I mean? It's sort of like, I don't want to say like a light-hearted slaughtering of several people but you know it's not as dark as one might expect. No. But yeah, getting back to the like extreme truth or dare their part, it's, to, to, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to, the, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, th.. And, like, to.. And, like, like first part where we actually get to see all of those characters as like kind of, I don't know, I guess like the mask comes off and you get to see them as like like actual people as they go through and start telling their secrets and like whatever they're trying to hide. And like of course, Makin' has no big secret that. be like popsicle stick story. It's a zip lock. In a zip lock.

What a creep. I feel like, see, I feel like I've known creeps like that, too. I feel like I know these people. Yeah, but I mean, that kind of sets up like for his breakdown, and out of that too, as the start of Bill's breakdown, when he asks everyone else, he's like, oh, we're kicking you out of the collective, but it's because you're too good of an artist and it makes us all feel bad. And then they make kind of his painting behind his back, too.

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like behind the camera or make up people, you can always tell they're not actors. It's like when you want to to center center their their their their their their their their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their to their to to their their to be center center center st center stater. their their their their their their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tell they're all ballerinas and not actors. I don't know what that is, but yes. Simbannis. I know. Other than Zoe Seldana, yeah. I would say probably Alexander's probably the weakest of them. Yeah. But I thought all of the rest of them are really great. Can we talk about Zyco? Yes.

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His truth is that I stuck a dump right in my pants. Stuck a dump. Yeah, that's pretty good. And I was like, holy shit, I am definitely adopting that into my vernacular. Yeah. Stuck a dump! Do you think it means stuck, as in like I placed a dump, like I stuck it over there, or do you think it's stuck like sticking the landing?

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I don't think that's how you do it tho it eventually makes it to your nose or gums, you're good. I guess. I like when Hellhammer eats the bag of crank. Oh yeah. Yes. I was really worried when, uh, So Alexander and Lexi, you see them rutting? Oh my god.

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He's on fire for a really, really long time. Lexi finds him and runs out and grabs a fire extinguisher, comes back with it. It doesn't work. She comes back, grabs the assistant, and they both grab the last two fire extinguishers and run out and the shit going on. And he's okay. Yeah, I mean like, relatively. It's worth it for that scene of him peeling the mask off his face and just like the mixture of like blood and burnt plastic and like the fact that that snout just stays on his face is the best thing.

Yeah, the special effects are great on that. Kudos Paul. Yeah, definitely. So yeah, Bill goes nuts. Let's talk about it. We know that he's starting to break down after he finds out he's getting kicked out. And then they send him out to check on Hellhammer. And he's kind of just standing out there looking at the dog and being like, you know,

fuck you, fuck you, I kill the fuzzy ones. And um... Why? What does the hellhammer do? But it starts to build and then, at the moment where, like, he has the full breakdown is when everything starts to go to shit, and, eats the crank and attacks Alexander and tears the front of his like mouth off, like he shoots his lips off. Which I really liked because Alexander was like I'm gonna have him put down I only like puppies

and it's like okay you're the ultimate bad. It's like the literally the thing a person can say to be the worst bad guy in a movie you know sure. Yeah. Oh also well I mentioned like not having lips I'm like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. the the the the the the th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. th. th. th. th. the. the. things. things. things. things. things. things. things. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. a movie. For sure. Yeah. Oh, also, well, I mentioned like not having lips. I'm going to interrupt this part just because you guys mention it in every single, like, zombie film now since dead snow. The lore with modern zombies and why they don't have lips is because since they can't feel and how you normally eat. You pull back your lips, but if you're good like when they go to eat flesh, they don't notice that they're just biting through their own lips. That's how much they want like the flesh or brains. So they end up just chewing their own lips off. That's silly.

I kind of buy that though because sometimes when I'm really hungry I'll find myself just making like a chewing face like I'll be moving my teeth like I'm chewing but I'm not eating anything. I can see eating your own lips and just being like, ugh. So we're not going with my theory that that's just a snack for them. They're just like, no, mmm, delicious. Save a little for later. Thank you for that piece of information. Yeah, it was something that was like bugging me. And I was like, I really want to text it, but now now now now now now now now now now now now now now, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I..... I. I. I. I have to have to have to have to have to have that, I. that, I.. that, I.. that, I. that, I. that, I.. that, I have that, I have to have that, I have the. yeah, so Hellhammer rips off Alexander's lips. Alexander comes crawling out and that's when Bill gets up and uses his bat from his fury costume and just starts like beating Alex over the head and calling him his real name, which we find out is Tim.

Yeah. And he's just like, oh, how's this Tim? You like, and just just like screaming at him and like just continually starts to break down and at one point ends up with the axe and is just like driving the axe into Alexander's body and head over and over and over again. At one point earlier Alexander was like, oh bring a cake and they were trying to figure out food and he like smashes the cake with the axe then. And from there just starts going around the entire thing saying. And saying, th, th, th, th, th, th, saying, saying, th, saying, saying, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th th th th th th th th th thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi th th thi th th th thi th th th th th thi thi thi thi, like thi, thi, like thi, thi, like thi, like thi, like, thi, thi, like, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, the cake with the axe then. And from there, just starts going around the entire thing, saying everybody dies and like trying to kill Chris, which has pretty much been into the whole time. Like he says the line earlier when they're like, are you ready to do this murder? He's like, I didn't sign up for second degree assault party. I read that down. I love that. How did Chris escape?

Chris freeze him. Or Lexi. No, Lexi. Yeah, she gets the key from her bag. Oh, okay. Why does she do that? I guess just because everything's going to shit and there's no point? I think so.

Yeah, like, just kind of like, here about to die. True. All right. He escapes by going up a conveyor belt. Yeah. And I was like, oh, there's really this going to work. It worked. Yeah. Like I was so excited. I kept thinking about that scene and child's play too where there he's going up. the thing.

Yeah, never mind. It also works in saving him. already at the top and so Bill's like coming up and like yelling at him and he just hits the down button and Bill's like, fuck what do I do now? Because he's sliding down this conveyor belt. That was another really great comedic moment in this. There's so many of them like even Bill goes on this rampage right and there's he's chasing Chris. They end up going into this other party, Cicero's party where there's like an art exhibit that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. That's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi's a thi's a thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's, thi. It's like, thi. It's like, like, that's happening and it's people with makeup on their boobs, I'd say. Is that how I would describe them? It's basically an excuse to show boobs in a film and they were like, I just put some paint on it.

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hostile to maybe I think it used it in one closet but like with this too even this I'm like just have a fucking regular gas power chainsaw like. Like you had gas there obviously like I saw it in the, like, one closet. Just get a real chainsaw. Is it a real chainsaw? Is that what a sawsall is? No, it's just a chainsaw. Uh, it's just a chains all. Uh, it's a lot of questions about what things are in this episode. I'm glad you guys are figuring it out for me. Welcome to the tool tool tool to to tool to to tool to to tool tool to tool tool to to tool tool tool to tool tool tool tool tool. tool. tool. tool. tool. tool. the the tool. the the the the tho, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. tool. tool. tool. tool. tool. tool. tool. tool. tool. tool. tool. tool. tools. tools. tools. tools. tools. tools. tools. tools. tools. tools. tool. t a couple guys on your podcast, we're gonna talk about tools for a while. Which of you is, Al? I guess that's gotta be me, right?

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Yeah, he like backs up over the edge of the roof and just completely falls. And at this point, Bill is confronting Chris. And Chris has actually kind of accepted the fact that he of like well shit and like start to slowly walk forward. Yeah and And making falls past the window and you just see the extension cord like dangling there So he runs and pulls it up real quick and fun fact do you guys know what previous episode that you guys had all painless is from? Say again? Well, like on the chainsaw it says, Old Painless. Oh, no, I don't know what that is. So do you guys know what previous episode you guys did?

Texas Chainsaw, too? Uh, oh, no. Old Painless is actually Jesse Ventura's gun and predator. Holy shit. What? What? That's amazing. I didn't know that. And I these movies.

I don't know shit about anything and I have never claimed to. I don't think anyone's listening to this for expert. It's like, well except for Simba's bringing the funk to them. Yeah, thank you, Simba. So he gets the chainsaw and just fucking jabs it right. right into Bill's face and it looks great! It looks so good. I was like, how are they doing that? It looks totally dope. And Bill is screaming and just has this like scream face that's happening while

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I wish I'd heard of it sooner. I loved it. I love it, I love it, like, every moment of it. I love it. I love it. It was so good. It's so good. That's awesome. Not even a 9.5. I just can't give it a 10 because I feel like then it competes with Childs Play 2 which is like so important.

Nothing should. So important. Simba, give me your rating on this movie. This is honestly probably like one of my favorite like horror comedy movies of all time. I put it above things like Sean the dead or I mean like probably the only movie that I can think of that comes close to it is going to be John dies at the end. So I'm going to say a 9.5 as well. Yeah. What about you? I'm going to give it a solid 9. Oh yeah? Are we pressuring you into that? No, no, no, no, no. Strong our meaning with our enthusiasm. I'm just, I'm taken it back by the better better better better better better better better better better better better better better better better better better better better better better better better by the better by the better by aken aback by the better than Sean of the Dead. I'm so processing. It's one of those things too, we're like, Sean of the Dead is fantastic and basically like all of those films really are. Yeah. But is it Sean of the Dead super good in your head because of what it was at the time?

Or because it's like, you know, is it always placed in that spot for you? Or is it just like, do you think nothing can ever beat it that will ever come out? Oh, I don't know. I mean, it's not like one of the best movies that we're seeing, but as far as like horror, zombie comedy movies, it's definitely the top five of that. Oh, yeah, if you're gonna do like, if you're gonna add the zombie thing to it, USA, USA. So that's what matters to me. But yeah, I would highly recommend that fans of horror and laughter, that scene alone where he drops the fucking armful of stuff like, that's so genius. He like makes a noise. He's like, uh, as he throws it, which I feel like, it's exactly what you would do.

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It's a really well-designed costume, too. Yeah, it's cool. Yeah, he did it himself. He showed up on set with that and is like, this is the costume and they were like, fucking, hey, let's go. Yeah. That's amazing. All these beat clubs, I can't do anything with them. Stupid. All right, Simba, do you have anything you'd like to promote on here?

Yeah, sure. So I currently do a horror blog called 30 Days of Plight. Basically what I do is, over the course of 30 days, I watch movies off of the Netflix horror category that I choose by rolling 1 D10 and 1D12, and then whatever I end up getting, that's basically what I'm stuck watching. I'm so sorry. For the most part, from start to finish. For the most part.

Yeah, there's a couple that I've really wanted to drop out. But then I review the movie, give it a rating out of five. And basically, like I'll do these for a block, and th, and th, and th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, block and then I'll take a break for like a month and then I'll come back and do another block. So right now I'm about to finish up my third cut as I call them and I'll probably have something special going on for Halloween itself and then back in like mid-Nove-N-N-O-F-L-I-G-H-T I'll be back into doing another cut. Oh, that's oh, that's thirty days-and-and-and-and- G, H, T. I'm also on Facebook, under the exact same thing, 30 days of play. Yeah, you guys should check it out. Oh, that's radical. Also, like, God, you're punishing yourself. You haven't had to do less shift yet, have you? No, I haven't. No, I haven't. I hope you've never happened. I'm not having to people. I've a a a a a to people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people to to to to to to to to to the the to the the the their. I'm a their. I'm a their. I'm a their. I've their. their. I've their s a their s a their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thii. th. th. th. th. th. thi hyping that movie on the internet recently and I was like, Alan said no. I wanted to melon ball my own eyeballs out like it was bad. Yeah, I mean there's definitely been some movies where I'm just like, oh God, I can't

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zine based on the work of William Hope Hodgson, done by Nick Gucker. Great name. It is. This zine will be coming out on the 25th of November at 11 a.m. Eastern Standard Time. Is that Thanksgiving? It's a Friday, Thanksgiving on Thursday. Oh, it's Black Friday. Oh, it's the other kind of Black Friday.

The dark kind. There will be no bonus prints in this one, but will come with the mini illustro obscurum by one, Michael Bukowski. Oh, that's awesome. That will feature 10 of William Hope Hodgson's monsters. If you are unfamiliar with Nick Gucker's work, Mike gave me a little blurb to read, so here I go. Nick Gucker's dripping expressive illustrations are a perfect match for Hodgson's tales of pigmen, mushroom people, and seaweed pirates.

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It has made me so happy. Yeah. This has got to be right up there with, oh God, what was Neon Maniacs? Like the gift of a super gift. It's the anti-God monster. Sorry, Kay. Yeah, thank you so much for doing this and being on the podcast. Yeah, no, thanks for having me and I'm like super glad you guys really like the movie. Yeah, yeah. All right, talk to you later, buddy. Yeah, cool. Later. Bye. Bye. Now, next week's, uh, kind of a big week for us. Well, yeah, our episodes are going to be coming out on the most precious day of the year.

Halloween. Halloween. Halloween. Yeah, it's Halloween. Yeah, it's Halloween. And in honor of that, we're doing a classic Question mark. Story, the story of Sleepy Hollow, my Washington Irving, as told through the lens of Timothy Burton. I've never seen it, honestly. Oh my god, really? Yeah. It's one of my favorite movies. I love it. And I've seen like a cartoon version of it. Oh, yeah, the Disney cartoon. Oh, yeah, I've seen like it. I love it. I love that. I the that. I love the the the the the th. I love the the the the the th. I love the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the story. I the story. I the story. I the story. I love the story. I love the story. I the story. I the story. I the story. I the story. I the story. I the story. I the story. I the story. I the story. I the story. I the story. I the story. I the story. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I love. I love th. I love th. I love th. I love th. I love th. I love th. S th. S th. S thory. S thooooooooo th. S thoooooooooooooo th. S thoooooooooo th. I the story cartoon? That's great. I'm a Marine. You know what he's singing in the time?

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This is our first Christina Ricci film too. I don't think we've done a Christina Ricci either. We haven't done Casper or the ice storm. Or the Adams family? Or the Adam's family values. Or Black Snake. No. I'll let'sto that one later. So yeah, Sleepy Hollow, it's on Netflix right now.

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