Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 106- Sleepy Hollow (1999)

Episode Date: October 31, 2016

In this very special Halloween edition of Werewolf Ambulance, we're discussing the 1999 Tim Burton adaptation "Sleepy Hollow." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: disdain about accents, Johnny Depp being Johnny Depp, Kooky Spooks, being mad about having bleached eyebrows, DTV: Monster Hits and the career of Rockwell, the heydey of Tim Burton and being offended on behalf of Washington Irving. Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for "Mailbag!" at [e-mail]. We love to hear from you guys. Don't forget about this week's sponsors! You may have missed out on the Trick and the Treat boxes from Cryptocurium, but it's never too late to sign up for their amazing regular monthly Parcels of Terror at www.cryptocurium.com and while you're buying this sweet, sweet stuff, check out the beautiful art of Dylan Garrett Smith at www.dylangarrettsmith.com, where he's got some new stuff in his store that you're going to love.  Happy Halloween, EMTs! We love you and wish you and yours the best on this day, the #1 holiday of the year.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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The Heshine, the German soldiers had long hair. So, but it seems like such a fucking area-dite thing for kids to call other kids. Yeah. Oh look at these hashins. The NPR of insults. I guess it's no different than calling people goffs. That's true. It's pretty airy-date as well. It just became more mainstream, I guess. Mm-hmm.

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And she responded, this is what I imagine recording your next episode is going to look like. For much. I'd step my game up. I got baby Snickers. That's the sound of the rapper. Radio. Katie, we are here to talk about a Halloween movie. In case you can't tell I'm avoiding the topic. What? Oh, this fucking movie movie.

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That's a porcelain horse. Yeah. The horseman is like the only character that has anything, and he doesn't even lose his head in exactly the same way. I just, oh my god, this fucking movie. Not written by a Tim Burton, surprisingly. This was the period where Tim Burton was raining supreme as being Tim Burton. I gotta say it with Candy in my mouth. I feel like Tim Burton would have done a better job of writing this movie.

Oh, shit. It's just, there's no love for the story. There's none. No, the story is completely dismissed. Which is stupid because it's like a nice little Halloween. Like even just some of the details in the story, like the character Brom Bones played by Casper Mandian. Yeah, expertly played by Casper Mandian.

I have a lot of things to say about Casper Mandian. He is like playing these pranks on Icabod Crane and one of them is he trains a dog to follow him around and just howl, which is one, hilarious. And two, fits right into this Tim Burton movie, like, just put a howling dog somewhere in there, you know what I mean, fit it in, like, show some fucking respect, I guess, is what I'm saying to a classic American author. It's, I feel it's disrespectful. I'm being serious right now. Yeah, I agree. Can you tell by my gesticulating? It's just like, go fuck yourself. So do you have a lot of love for the original story? I do. Okay. Do you not? Oh, no, I do.

It's one of my favorites. So how can you like this movie? It's a fucking garbage, comparatively. I'm sorry, I just went there. Because I just recognize it is a completely different thing. Like, I realize it has an homage to hammer films from the 70s, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like which is what it seems to be going for more than being true to yeah then just make a different movie though just change the character's names I agree it's just you're just piggybacking on Washington Irving success Tim Burton what have you done? There's also a line right at the

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Okay. Kitty, you're excited for Halloween? I'm pretty stoked. Do you have a good costume or anything? No, I'm not one for costumes, it turns out. I don't know. I don't know. I've never been a big on dressing up for Halloween.

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I have to show you Kuki Spooks. Kakey Spakes. Hey you, Nek. Kooky Spooks. What the fuck is that? They heard these inflatable costumes that were supposed to be good because the kids had total like vision. Peripheral vision, yeah. They look like shit and I love them so much. The kids don't even have face paint on ittheir fucking nightmare. No, that's a nightmare child. I don't want that. And they were just sort of like amorphous shapes that were split like... It's like a pumpkin, cross-eyed pumpkin and a skull with hands coming out of its ears. Fuck that! Oh God, everything's so infuriating. Kuky spooks.

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He was on one of them TV shows, wasn't he? I think he was on a TV show. It was like, oh, look at this new hunk. Yeah. I think women were just like, me. He's pretty hunky, right? I don't find him, think, thunk. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the hunk adjacent. But, yeah. Do we want to talk about this movie? If you want to explain the plot to me, that would be fine. It's probably going to sound stupider than it did on, you know, when you really lay it out, when

you storyboard it. So we've got this detective named Ikebod Crane who works in New York City. And he rubs the officials the officials the officials the officials the officials the officials the officials the officials the officials the officials the officials the officials the officials the officials the officials the officials the officials the officials the officials the officials the officials the officials the officials the officials the officials the officials the officials the officials the officials the officials the officials the stuff that was Verbotin in 1799. And he rubs the officials the wrong way in New York City. I really like the scene where he takes the, there, he's trying to do the autopsy on the one body that he founds in the river and the guy goes, you find him in the river, they drowned. Yeah. It's like, doy. Yeah. It's like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, th. Do, th. Do, th. Do, th. th. th. Do, th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the, the, the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. tho tho tho thoo thoo thooo thoooo thooooooo thooo thooooo thooo thoo tho tho tho a judge, played by Christopher Lee. Oh yeah. Dracula was in this movie. Yeah. I love the when they're showing him and behind him are they wings of the eagle, but they

look like they're Christopher Lee's wings. Oh, I didn't notice that. I'd go back and look at it, but I won't. So he gets sentenced basically to go up to two days ride to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the north the north the north the north the north the north to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their. their. their. their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their the. their theaughe. theanananananananan. their their their their their their their their their their their their their theto the north in Sleepy Hollow, New York to investigate these beheadings that have been happening. And he rides up there over the title sequence, which is very beautiful. Love, love, this movie is fucking gorgeous. Yes. And Danny Elfman is the best. Yeah, yeah, okay. And he doesn't umpah at all, which is really nice. Yeah, no um-pying. Yeah, but I really want

to like the opening credits the way they're like smoky and they keep like whispering away. I like how you said smoky in your cookie spooks. Smaky, sneaky, sneaky cretics. And so he goes there and there's a murder mystery to be solved. He thinks it's natural. It turns out, it's supernatural. The Heshens ghost. And the Hutun it is okay. Yeah, yeah. The first hour is okay, I would say.

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And then I realize the man has just aged 17 years. We all look very the eyeliner. He still looks fine, he's still an attractive dude. He looks like fashion-wise has gotten super weird. Like there's a lot of scarves and guyliner and like weird floppy hats now. Yeah. Maybe it's living in France. Eau.

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Oh yeah. God, that's such a showable movie too. Landau batted it out of the park. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I just, I'm sorry. Should we continue with the synopsis? No, I think, um... No, no, please explain the, explain the conspiracy to me.

Okay, so there's, I, there's a conspiracy in the town of, um, someone knows everyone's secrets, basically. And it turns out that that person is getting the headless horsemen to take these people out. Yeah, because they have the headless horseman's head. They have his skull. And so he will do whatever they say until he gets his head back. Right. OK.

What I do like is that when they tell the story of the headless horsemen, it's 20 years in the past that this all goes down. In that quick of an amount of time, there became an entire mythos to this thing. Like, 20 years seems so quick. I didn't, it did not occur to me that it was only 20 years. So that means Miranda Richardson is like 26? Because she's that little girl. Oh God. Okidok. I've been even if it was like, maybe 30 years.

Storytelling, we're telling a story. It doesn't make any sense. I don't know. And then there was all the stuff with his mom, Icabod Crane's mom? The flashback and dream sequences. The fuck was that? I guess it was a way for Tim Burton to get the lady who was dating at the time? Oh, the Helena, thotatatatatatatatatatata. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thi. thi. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toda. was dating at the time in the movie? Oh, the Helena Bottom Carter. Yeah, yeah, that was Lisa Marie. His lady at the time, yeah.

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Do we like do the reveal and then work backwards from there? Does that make the most sense? Because even when it was revealed I was like hmm. It's a spoiler alert. It turns out that Miranda Richardson's character is the one who has the skull and is causing everyone in the town to die basically. Right. Seeking revenge on her family being put upon by the town for being poor. Right. This is where I started zoning out a little bit when she did her exposition.

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That's all he does. Yeah. Except when his horse gets shot and he bends down and he pets the horse. And I was like, oh, Hatchett's loves his horse. Yeah. If I had to give, oh man, I wish I'd opened with this. What's that? If I had to give a three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three three to to to give a to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho. thooooooooes. the thoooooooooes. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to word review of this movie. Yeah. Too many horses. Too many horses. This movie is so horse heavy. I mean I know it's about a horseman but I don't know.

I also felt like, and this is apropos of nothing, the headless horseman got way too much screen time. You think? He stops being scary. About 45 minutes into him dancing around on the screen. Do you find the idea of a headless horseman scary? Of course. But they just showed him forever. He's like just walking around. He's, you know, like... He's your action star, too.

Yeah. I just felt it was a weird choice to have so much of the headless horseman. But the scene where he kills that family is so good. Yeah. Why did he even kill them? Because she knew about the pregnancy. Who is pregnant? The widow? Yes.

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That is amazing. Ed Wood? Edward is so good. Night together before Christmas. The Scissor Hands. Love the scissor hands. I'm pretty much obsessed with the scissor hands. Um, Planet of the Apes is not good.

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He ain't doing it anymore. Bruff? Bruff? No? The Heschen, they tell the story of the Heshin, and to go back to that, and it's Chris Rewalkin screaming nonstop, and he's got filed down teeth and like charged hair for some reason? Yeah.

He looks like he's been electrocuted for like basically no goddamn reason. And he's just fighting everybody and beating everybody until his horse gets shot and then he's running in the woods and Miranda Richardson's character as a little girl snaps the stick and lets the soldiers know where he is. I really like that she that she that she that she that she th. That she th. the the th. the the th. they. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. And thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. thi. thi's thi's thi's thi. And, thi's thi's thi's to to to to to toeeeeeeeeeeea. toea. toea. to toeeea. toea. thea thea the. the soldiers know where he is. I really liked that. I really did. That she did that? Yeah. It was a nice touch. And that her sister runs away when it happens.

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There's two things in this movie that I think take it down a notch for me. The two large marge parts that happen. Yeah. The pubes big adventure scenes, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's like, there's, the witch in the wood, her like, you know, when she lifts the veil and she's just got black pits her eyes and she's possessed, but when she lifts the veil and you get, oh, got eyes and a snake comes up, like, that's really dumb.

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When he's running away from the spider in his bedroom, and he's just like, you, you take it. Yeah, I guess. To his human servant? His podrick. Yes, his podrick. I felt so sorry for that kid. What a shit life. Yeah. Everybody's dead. And now he used to work for this dumb, dumb. Now he lives in New York City. Spoiler, but they're like, oh, it's so nice to be here and he's just luging

all their bags like come on. It's like now I own you. Do you know what I mean? I felt it was a little, I guess it was the the dawn of the old millennium and the end of the old millennium. Ugh. Well, yeah, I don't know. I'm sorry, I feel like you love this movie and I'm just like, here's how I'm going to ruin this. That's fine. Could we talk about Jeffrey Jones real quick? Sure. So I didn't know like the full extent of what Jeffrey Jones did, IRL. Yeah, it's pretty bad. It's pretty bad.

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It does. Why is he have a British accent? I don't know. I don't know. There's a line in that song I really like where he's like, I wonder who's watching me now? Who? The IRS? What? What? And I don't feel safe anymore. Oh, what a mess?

I wonder who's watching me now? Who? The IRS? I've always feel like. Yeah, probably. Are you evading your taxes? I mean. Are you taking a lot of deductions?

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that he makes that look like they would just break if you actually try to use them. Please go. Is this steampunk? It's definitely bordering on if not full-blown. Please, another question? When did steampunk become? When did steam punk become? Yes. What is steampunk? I mean I get the aesthetic but what it's future science technology? It's like in the past? In the Victorian era?

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I remember that. It is, it's really sad, but it is like the happy ending. Yeah. Just that scene where he's crying about how he's fat and dips it in the sauce and then in the cheese and eats it and I was like, I know that. I know you. So yeah, my time's not worth it. It's not worth. I just think you could do better. That's all. I just think this had such a Scooby-Doo ending too. Oh for sure. And like, here's how I did it. And I would will watch this movie up until the last 10 minutes and then I'll just turn it off because I think it just shits the bed at the end of it. Is that after the chase? Yes after the chase scene I thought it was very very good. Like as soon as he gets his skull popped back on and then then goes I but I'm gonna abadabda abad ab ab ab ab ab ab ab ab ab ab ab ab ab ab ab ab ab ab ab it for like like like like like? I don't know.

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Parcel of terror? You guys know by now. It is 35 with handmade awesomeness. You guys know, come on. And this is the specific one for Halloween. This is the treat box. Okay, the treat addition of the parcel of terror includes spirit of Halloween wall plaque.

The spirit of the season is made manifest as a frightful jackal the hand with this. This is the largest . as a frightful jack-o'-lanar with the hellish wings of a bat. This is the largest single aid I'm ever included in the parcel of terror. What? That looks... Feel the weight of this. Oh, it's so heavy.

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We're not doing the film. And Katie, we have another sponsor this week. Our boy, DGS, our friend and yours. He's not to adopt that nickname yet. Maybe he hasn't listened to the episode yet. We'll give him some time to adapt. We did confirm that he's not a serial killer. Oh, so he heard it. Did you see Jason posted his hands? I mean, what his hands? Yes, I did. I felt bad. I immediately felt bad. You shouldn't. He has great hands. He has great hands and now we've all seen them. From several angles to, which I appreciate it. there was a the the th the th th th the th th th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho to to to to thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He thi. He thi. He's thi. He's thi. the. the. the. theeeeeea. theea. theeeea. theeea. toeea. He's to to to to the. He's the. He's to, which I appreciate. I think there was a lot of joy in showing us his hands. Be thorough or be not at all. Speaking of people who are thorough,

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which I believe is the print done with the ashes of a burnt church, telling you is so got. Collected himself. Collected himself. He's got pins, he's got screen prints, he's got kuzis for to make your beer or soft drink look cooler. Yeah, and feel cooler. And feel cooler and stay cooler I believe, right? That's what kuzzi tech. He's got patches, he's got all kinds of stuff that you can buy in a store, Dylan Garrett Smith.com. Yeah, and they are perfect for the Halloween season as well. And all year round. You want to impress your friends with art? Like, look, I know about art and an artist and stuff. Yeah. Oh, you went to Bed Bath and Beyond and bought the Fat Chef collection? I went to Dillon Gareth Smith. thoo'n, and I bought Dillon, the th. I's's's's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. their. their. their their th. th. th. th. th. th. And th. And th. th. And th. And th. And their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And th. And th. And. And. I put the burnt church collection. Yeah. So get in there, get his stuff. Tell him you heard about him from us.

Yep, and thank you Jason and Dylan for sponsoring this episode of WhereWFamelt. Thanks guys. What are we doing next week? Katie, we're going full 90s in the 2000s. Uh-oh. Man, album is so good. Oh, God, it's so seminal my life. I don't want to like it as much as I do, but I really do a little bit.

Why not? It's so perfect. Every song on it's great. Yeah, I know. We'll talk about it next week. Yeah. We're doing Jennifer's body. Yeah.

Staring. Amanda Seafeet. her name? I'm gonna say yes. And then the other lady whose name is escaping right Megan Fox. Megan Fox. Who was really popular that I feel has just disappeared off the face of the earth. I have Wikipedia at her we'll discuss our next week. Excellent. So watch Jennifer's body. It's on Amazon and beautiful. Yeah I definitely paid money for it. It's fine. I mean I will next week when we do it not in 10. And guys, have a great Halloween tonight, and whenever you're listening to this, have a great Halloween then tear. No fucking razor blades this year, all right?

All right? Just like for once. Yeah, and stop eating apples that people are giving you. There are Reese's pumpkins to be eaten. Oh, I already eat them all. Thanks, we'll see another episode of Where O'Famby Lans. Bye. Bye. The spirits? Yeah. Was anyone here born on Halloween? All of you? Yeah, very cute. Happy birthday. Listen, why did you all come back again? Come back again next year.

Because it's so nice having someone to talk to. Bye-bye.