Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 107- Jennifer's Body (2009)

Episode Date: November 7, 2016

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2009 black comedy horror film "Jennifer's Body." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: the usage of Urban Dictionary to figure out what anyone is talking about, famous people we've been told we resemble, things that are too gauche even for Pauly Shore, a great depiction of teenage awkwardness, being just a bit too quirky and that weird feeling where you're let down by expecting something to be shitty but it's just not shitty enough. There's gotta be a German word for that, right? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at [e-mail], and hey, while you're on the internet, check out our lovely sponsors Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com, Dylan Garrett Smith at dylangarrettsmith.com and Seventh Church Ministries at www.seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com. Whatever you decide to buy, let em know you heard about them from us! Music used in this episode is "Jennifer's Body" by Hole, "Boyfriend" by Ashlee Simpson and "Two Parts Water" by Pullman. We're not trying to get sued here, ya know? Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Which I loved. Sure. And to be honest, I didn't hate this movie. No, no, no, no. But like I think I said, off air, I was really, or last week or whatever, I was really hoping for another shitty movie, a'ah I know who killed me, who was shitty and really enjoyable at the same time.

Yeah, this is not that shitty. It's not shitty enough. It's not shitty enough. Yeah. Okay. Megan Fox, this is gonna sound like a ridiculous thing to say. OK. I'm 32 years old. Yeah.

Megan Fox is playing a high school student in a movie that came out after I'd been out of high school for nearly 10 years. Yeah. I'm surprised that she's younger than me. It was surprised me when I looked at when she's younger than I assumed she was old. I don't know why I thought that. I just assumed she was like 23 I think when they made this movie. Yeah, but I thought she was like 40 now. Oh really? Yeah, I don't know why I thought that. She has like a bit of a timeless quality to her, like, like, she's an extremely beautiful person. Sure, sure.

But in like a like, I wasn't, I wanted to say manufactured way, but it's very like, yeah. Yeah. way, but it's very like, I mean, yeah, like if you were going to like make a beautiful person, you'd be like, oh yeah, yeah. I think I think she's old because she was married to Brian Austin Green, who was like a teenage sex symbol when I was a child. I mean, who's Brian Austin Green? He was a 902-0. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. No, no, no. He's the nerdy kid at 9-02-10 who eventually became a cool kid. Okay.

See, it's all very vague for me and I just remember Luke Perry. Yeah, because he should be my age. Luke Perry was on the cover of AARP magazine last month. What? You want to feel old? Courtney loved Luke Perry in their 50s. I don't have to do it. No, no, no, no. This Gandolf gandthat I've been grooming.

Did a lot of these cultural references fall flat for you as a person who was, how old in 2009? Pretty fucking old. I had been on the cover of AARP the year before. It's weird that they put you on the cover, but yes. Yeah, you know the train for the Everyman. Yeah. No, I think I got like, and that's sort of another thing.

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They sounded like a Christian rock band. That's a second appearance of Adam Brody from the O.C, if you'll recall. When else was he in? He is one of the teens in the ring that explains to Naomi Watson. Oh, shit. Oh, oh, God damn, that, that, that, that, th! th! th! th! th! th! th! th! th! th! th! th! th! th! th! th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. That's. That's. That's, th. th. th. th. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th have two movies with the kid from the O.C? You know? He was, actually, I thought he was very good in this. I thought he was like hilarious. I thought he was. Do we mention that this is a comedy?

No. Yeah, it's a comedy. Not as funny as it should be just like a bunch of duds. Never get they were like, I feel like they had lines written for them and then they did like a rehearsal and they were like, forget it, none of you talk. Adam Brody, you're the only one who gets to talk. Oh, their hair just keeps getting worse as they get more famous. So the, basically the, like, like, their their their their their their their their their their their their this band has sold their souls to the devil and in order to be famous. And in order to make it happen they have to sacrifice a virgin.

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Yeah, I really didn't know. Okay. Let's talk about the fact that Needie's mom is played by Amy Sedaris, whom I love. Of course, she's wonderful. Oh, strangers the candy is so good. The scene. Fan-Dango. Where she is, there's some like young kid that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she kid that she's messing around with like sexually and she's like do you want to tou toub's my vagina and he tells him to close his eyes or maybe he's blind.

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At least or Fallout boy. Did they fucking sponsor this movie? Did Pete Wentz give them money? I was reading on the Wikipedia that he was apparently up for they wanted him to be Nikolai. They wanted him to be the lead singer of the band. See he's a real doushbag I feel so. So he would have been great for that role. I think so. He's married to the the girl. Oh, fuck. Which one? Jessica. No Ashley Simpson. Oh my god. They they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th. th. th. th. th. the th. the. th. th. th. Duh, Jessica, no. Ashley Simpson? Oh my god they've been divorced for a year. Here's the thing, in college when Ashley Simpson, it was like my senior year of college when she had the lip-syncing thing and she had her TV show, she was like famous at the time. When she had dark hair and bangs and had not yet gotten a nose job, every people stopped me on the street to tell me I look like like like like........ the. the. the. the. to. to. the. to. the. to. the, to. the, the, to. the, the, th. the, th. And, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, th. I'm, I'm, I'm, the, th. I'm, th. I, th. I, th. I, I, I, I, I, I. I. I. I. I. I, I. I. I. I. I. I, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, I. I. I. I. I. I, I. I. I. I, th. I. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, the, the, the. And, the. And, the. And, the the th. And, the th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, the the the the th. And, the the the the the Every people stopped me on the street to tell me I look like Ashley Simpson. So I got I went through like an Ashley Simpson phase where I was like, well fine I'll like it.

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No, no. Ha ha. that's a song about the music drums. I'll dance to your boyfriend. I dance to your boyfriend. Hey how long till your Lindsay's going on, because you're really getting wrong. But then I tell you what I found. That's a song about Lindsay Lohan.

Oh really? And Wilmer Valderrama from that 70 show? Ah, these are just facts that I know about Ashley Simpson. Do I ever tell you who people used to say that I looked like when I was young? Who? Kiefer Sutherland? Oh yeah? That's a nice compliment though. It is. It is. Good looking guy. I had multiple people like, you know who you look like? I don't, but I know what you're about to say.

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really be coming out of my mouth and they were like, ha ha ha, and then I didn't get the job. So whatever. What a weird thing for someone to say that. People said to me all the time. the the the the to. to to me. to me. to me, to say, the the to say, the the the the the to say, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the word, their, their, oh, oh, the word, the words, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the words, the words, the words, the words, the words, the words, the words, the words, the the the the the the the the the the words, the words, the words, the words, the words, the words, the words, the words, the words, the words, the words, the words, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the words, the time. It was like when not a lot of people like, bangs. Forget it. It doesn't matter. Let's move on. I would do want to touch one more thing about the dialogue in this movie. Why is the word retard in this movie so much? Oh, I know. It's 2009. It's not 1984. Like, go fuck yourselves. Yeah, it's insane how often it's used. Yeah. And there's variations on the theme. Just putting Tard in the middle of words, like, get out of here. Not a fan.

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It just, I don't understand in what world this movie is supposed to take place, I guess. Yes. Also, the slippery swirl condom. Oh, yeah. It makes it feel good for a girl. Cool. I love that concept that sex does not feel good for women. Well, unless unless, they they they they they they they they they they they they they the they the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi. thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi theeea thea thea thea thea thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I love that concept that sex does not feel good for women. Unless you have the slippery, slippery slope.

Is that what it is? Slippery swirls. It just keeps going downhill from here, ladies. Ah, it's true. Kids? Men hit their sexual peak at 18. Only gets worse from there. Oh, awkward teen sex.

You know, I thought that was really well done and funny and like sweet and endearing. Yeah, and it wasn't like, yeah, often that's played for gross out or like, but it was like, it was sweet. It was really endearing. The boyfriend was so nice, like he's the nicest character in the movie. You're like, oh, what a good guy. They did have nice chemistry as well. They seemed to work well. You know, it wasn't like in, I know who killed me the sick scene in that.

Bum, bomp, bomp, bum. What's going on upstairs? I was genuinely sad when the boyfriend got killed later in the movie. Yeah. Yeah, he didn't deserve it. But not Colin. Colin. The gothy fallout boy kid? Oh yeah, fuck that guy. He's supposed to be like some like fallout punky kid and he's got like aunt hair.

He looks like um Billy Joe Armstrong from Green Day. Oh, a little bit, yeah. In like a, I don't know, teenage way. He's the, uh, the beaver from Veronica Mars. I have never seen Veronica Mars. Oh, what? Oh, what? Oh, God.

Did I see it? Should I see it before or after the wire? Since you're probably never going to watch the wire, the wire, the wire, the wire, the wire, the wire, the wire, the wire, the wire, the wire, the wire, the wire, the wire, to, to, the wire, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to th, the wire, to to th. th. th. th, th, to, to, to, to, to, to, t, the, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, tie tie. I tie, tie. I tod. I te, te, te. I te. I te. I tean. I te.e.ea. I te.e.e. te. te. te. t breaking bad? Uh, though, Veronica Marrs and the wire, I definitely push above breaking bad. Good to know, thank you. On the hitchman scale, things you should watch. Things I'm never gonna see, because I just can't get my life together. I was being a teen sex I really liked when he, uh, when she starts crying, I was like, But she starts crying and he goes, Am I too big? Yeah, that was funny.

And I was like, that's dumb things a kid say. That was funny, yeah. So what happens is that Megan Fox is not in fact a virgin. They tell the band that she's a virgin, just as like a thing, I guess. They believe it. So when they do this ritual and they kill her, the demon the demon the demon the demon the demon the demon the demon the demon the demon the demon the demon the demon the demon goes the demon goes the demon goes the demon goes the demon goes the demon goes the demon goes the demon goes the demon goes, the demon, the demon, tha, tha, tha, thoome, the, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. thoom, thoes, thoes, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, ritual and they kill her, the demon goes into her body?

I was kind of like, ma'am, whatever. Yeah, there's some like demon textbook that they have that explains it. In the occult section of the school library. So she has to feed on men to keep her energy up, basically. She starts to get sick and sad, and as they say, ugly for her. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I's thi. I's thi. I was the, the, the, the, thoes, I was thi. I was thi, I was tho- tho, I was tho, I was kind like, I was kind like, I was kind like, I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I to th. I was to to to to to th. I was to th. I was th. I was to th. thi. that. that. that. to the. to to to to to to to toea. toeateateatea. theatea. theatea. thea. thea. thea. I was kind the. I starts to get sick and sad and as they say ugly for her. Right, her hair loses its luster. Yeah, until she feeds and then she's back up. Yeah. But the weird thing about, which is kind of a cool concept, I like it. The weird thing about it is that she goes after guys that she deems like, not

good enough for her. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. It had a vibe of like, why not go after shitty guys? Like Colin sucked or whatever, but he seemed like a nice enough guy. Sure, trying. And she clearly saw him as like below her. So like why, what is the message there? Yeah, it seems like it should have been set up that she was put upon in some way or like she's the reason for the revenge aspect of this and like it just kind of came off as like all men have to die yeah yeah because she goes after the big hulking jock dude yeah and then yeah

nerdy guy and is there anybody else I can't think of anybody else. Is it just then chip at the end? Yes, and then chip at the end, the nerdy or nerdy guy. Did you like how Colin's mom described him as looking like a lasagna with teeth at his funeral? Come on! Come on! I did like when, after she killed Colin, she was just drinking handfuls of blood out of his stomach. Yeah, yeah, just bent over it.

It was, I thought that was pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the special effects were good. Yeah, a lot of blood. There's the lesbian make-out sesh. But the camera was practically stuck inside of their mouths. Yeah, it's pretty unnecessary, but also movies. So flashback we see the murder of Megan Fox's character. Yes. And it is set to the band singing 8675-309 while killing her.

And she's like, why don't you just get a publicist? Which I really liked. We could make t-shirts. Yes. Yeah. That's so weird. And then they just stab the shit out of her. Yeah. Yeah. And they're the knife into... Oh, the reason it's the devil's kettle. Devil's kettle is because there's a whirlpool that if you throw shit into it, you can't, they can't figure out where it comes out. And it just shows the science guys throwing like a bucket of super balls in there. Like, I don't know. But then at the end... Well, then I got mad at the science guys at the end. I was like, you really didn't fucking find that? It's just on the road.

Half mile down the road. Just on the road. Do you know what Mighty Boosh is? Yes. So our mutual friend, Jeremy Hedges was at my house while I was watching this movie. And he came into the room in the final confrontation swimming pool scene. Okay. Where Amanda Seafreed is covered in like mud and plant Detroit us. Sure, sure, sure. And he was like, oh, she looks just like old Greg.

And I had had, I had it paused because I was talking to him. And she really, he showed me a picture, thiiiii. Yeah, yeah. It was really weird. I just thi thi thi thi. I just thought I'd tell you about it. I thought it might be of interest to you. It does look a bit like Old Cray. Like, exactly like him. Like, I think they would have been concurred as well.

Have you never watched Money Boosh? No, I don't, I think you would really ignite the Moneybush. It's really fun. Should I watch it before after Veronica Mars? Uh, I would do the Muddy Bouch, the wush. Okay. Veronica Mars, then the wire. Okay. Man, my list is never going to get to the wire. The rape you're giving that in flashback. Because he survived the fire which we didn't think. I met from India? Yeah. And then he she murders him.

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So he's 76 now, right? Yeah, so in 2009 he would have been younger than that. I see. I assume he was what, seven years ago? So he would have been 69? 69? That's not that old. No. He looked old as shit. Wow, look at that photo of him. Can you turn that around so I can see it right side up? Yeah, that's from 2010, so it would have been right around that time. Geez. Yeah, I guess he's just so ropey. I feel like we discussed his ropeiness another in the pumpkin head episode. He's got that uh, that Iggy pop-ishishishishishishishishishishishishishishishishishishishish, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that, that's, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's from, that's from, that's from, that's from, that's from, that's from, that's from, that was him. Yeah. We also didn't mention that

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Yeah. It was great. And that's this movie. Katie? Yeah. I wish I could do a good coordinate love impression. I would do that to go into the ratings phase. Go on take.

. Take the do the ratings face. I want you to. Okay. Oh, I see what you did there. A wink. I can't wink. I'm blinking. Did we just bomb you out that they played Violet at the end and Jennifer's body? Do they feel like Jennifer's body was too on the nose? Like, file's a great song, don't get me wrong? Oh yeah, no, it's a maybe my favorite song off that record. But don't, like what he, it's, come on. So here's my theory about why they didn't use Jennifer's body. Tell me. Is that they proposed it and Courtney Love was like asking for an astronomical amount of money since the movie was also named that. Oh, that's my theory.

And they were like, fine. would have been a better choice. It's true. Think about the lyrics. So, Katie, I'm going to give you my rating of this movie. Oh, please do. I want to give this movie a five. Middle the road. Middle the road. I wanted it to be so much shiater than what. Yes. I like this movie.

This movie is losing points. It set itself up as a comedy. Yeah. And did not pay off as a funny movie. Oh, you don't think? I think there were some funny parts, but overall it wasn't a very funny movie. But it also wasn't enough of a serious movie to like counter that, I guess. So it just kind of ended up like, you know, not to compare it always to, I know who killed me, but that is a movie that took itself so s it the their their their to their to to to to to be their to be their to be to be I know who killed me, but that is a movie that took itself so seriously and it's so shitty because of it. Yeah, yeah, it's a different vibe for sure. Yeah, and it's not all cheerleaders die, which I feel like is almost the exact same movie, but

like executed, the humor is very good in that movie. It's very upfront and funny. Maybe it was because I watched this back to-back with last week's movie Sleepy Hollow, which I just could not I saw the back of my skull I was rolling my eyes so hard at that movie. I found this so enjoyable Yeah, and I just in 2009 I was like in my mid-to-late 20s in a band like it just felt very true all of all the pop culture bits that felt real felt real, felt very real to me and I agree and I agree that it should have either the th th th th th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the thu thu the the the the tho-I tho-I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. I th. th. th. th th th. th th th. th th. th th th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the felt real, felt very real to me. And I agree that it should have either been funnier or been scarier, I guess. And things like the whatever happened to Baby Jane the musical signed and the background,

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I'm gonna give this a seven. I really enjoyed it. Nice. Would recommend. Plus I love Hall and give Courtney love. She's getting moneys in her 20s. Wow. Yeah. She had like an Instagram revolution a couple years ago where she was like Instagram famous. Oh really? But I think she's they like she maybe doesn't speak to Courtney love

love all the time which like of course why would you? And she's in like a model so. Oh is she? I think so. Okay. Yeah she's loved lovely girl. Oh yeah. I don't think I've seen a picture. She's lovely lovely lovely lovely I'll Instagram her while you're doing whatever it is that you're doing. What is it that you do here on this show? Well, Katie, right now what I do is talk to you about the Cryptocurium's parcel of terror. Ooh, tell me about it. It is a $35 a month subscription box where you get awesome handmade horror items, made by one Jason McKKitrich who as we know now as beautiful hands and I feel like we tricked him into something and I just feel

guilty I don't know you shouldn't it was great he loved it he took 27 pictures of his hands and you can listen to last week's sleepy hollow episode to hear us unboxing the treat box that he sent us. And I am still staring at the pumpkin with wings, or Jack Lenner with wings, a plaque right now. And it is incredible. The work that he does into sculpting these things and mass producing them. Oh yeah, Francis Bean.

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I think we should find out and make that happen if she doesn't. Guys, do you know Francis Bean? Get her on the line. Oh wow, she looks not unlike Verruz the bulk. No, no, Ferru's a bulk. You say every time. Every time. So $35 a month gets you a subscription, you pay that every month. And Jason will send you a box a box tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th tho tho thi tho th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th- th- th- th- th- thian thian thian thian thian th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. I th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the the the the the thean thean the thean the the the the the thi thi thi thi th gets you a subscription. You pay that every month. And Jason will send you a box of amazing stuff that you will not be let down by. You will be very stoked that you have in your life. All you have to do is pay and then get your mail. That's it.

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Yeah, and then I got too drunk and I skipped it. And then I stepped on it with my bare foot like on the ropey part, like Lance Hendrickson, and I got this huge bruise across the bottom of my foot. But it was fun for like a New Year's party. It sounds for... Me to skip it competition. See? Whatever. Skip it. Skip it's now are bullshit Twister makes them instead of like the original skip it with the long thing and the ball in the end.

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What happened? I'm just thinking about roommates. That's the worst. Hey, Katie, what are we doing next? Well, I gave you a choice of three movies to pick from the Netflix horror cue. And I decided to pick the one we could yell at the most. You picked the 2006 remake of the Wickerman. We've threatened this on a number of occasions, I think.

And it's just like since Pay the Ghost, I've had a Nick Cage shaped hole. And I need to just plug it back in. Is that cool? It's on Netflix so you can watch it for free-ish. I'm not going to talk about the old one at all because I've never seen it and I'm not gonna watch it before the next movie. No. I'm definitely going to talk about the old one. That's fine. I'll just believe whatever you say. So it's a movie about a box. It's th. It's the the th. It's th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the the th. I the th. I th. It's the th. I th. It's th. It's th. I th. It's th. I'll just th. I'll just the th. I'll just thi. I'll just th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the the the th. It's the the th the thi. It's the the the the that that that that the. It's that that that that that that that that to life and is the mayor of a town. Oh, sure. Who wouldn't vote cereal? We're on that cereal platform. My platform is extra marshmallows. My platform is like a little fortified with iron.

You know? Oh, what do we talking? Crackling and out of iron? They fortify everything with iron. You gotta get all that iron. You gotta get all that sound. Gotta get all that sound. So come back next week to hear us talk about the Wickerman remake. I feel like us whispering about cereal is a new low.

Or we're getting to that ASMR videos that everyone loves. Do you? Do you? It's people talking very quietly and explaining things to you. And it makes the be the back of, like the hairs on the back, people's necks, tingle? And it's like a thing on the internet. Look up at ASMR videos at some point. It's just the other thing for people to jerk off.

No, it's like pretty ladies whispering, so it's probably sexual. Probably jerking off. Probably jerking off. Okay, cool. I just wondered. So come back next week. You could find us on Facebook and Instagram and Twitter, and you can email us and you can email. And you can email. Yeah, we've got anything in the email. To be honest with you, I haven't gotten anything in the email.

To be honest with you, to be the the the the the email, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I the the the the the the the the password. Yeah, yeah. I've been checking. Not just me. Haven't got anything in the email. Send us a fucking email, you assholes. Yeah, guys, mail bag. Let's get back on it. Mail bag. And come back next week. And thanks for listening to another episode of Wearwolf Ambulance. Bye. Bye. you know the true