Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 110- Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

Episode Date: November 28, 2016

We've got a double guestisode for you this week, EMTs-- we're joined by two guests, our friends John and Allison, to discuss the 1992 Francis Ford Coppola epic "Bram Stoker's Dracula." Special topics for your consideration include Youtubing Dracula's hair tutorials, a rough estimate at the percentage of this film that is just heavy breathing, what we were doing in 1992, what in the world Keanu Reeves is doing here, the endless joy of Anthony Hopkins and another critique on incompetent accents.  Have you seen this one? What did you think about it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail]. Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool stuff gets handmade and then delivered to your door on a monthly basis. You're going to love it.  You guys should also check our John & Allison's bookstore, Nine Stories! They are located at 5400 Butler St in the Lawrenceville neighborhood of Pittsburgh, and you can also see more about them on their Facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/ninestoriespgh/ Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.   

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Let me pull my hair line back halfway down my head. Your buns are weird. That's not what I meant. Hello. Look we injured. And welcome to an episode of WhereWilfamulance where Katie says my buns are weird. I'm Alan. I'm Katie. And we are joined by two guests. Two guests. What? We're joined by John. Hello? And hello, Allison. And we're here to talk about Bram Stokers Dracula from 1992. Why did you do this? Well, we just opened up a bookstore and we wanted to, when we were talking to Alan about this, we were like, oh, what's a good literary adaptation?

And some of this is a really good literary adaptation. And some is nonsense. Yeah. When Alan told me you guys wanted to do as he called it, a book movie, I thought it was, I was like trying to think of a horror movie about books and I was like never-ending story or. There's probably like Stephen King something about there's John Carpenter's in the mouth of madness, which is about a Stephen King like author that writes books books ths ths ths ths that ths th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, like, the, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, like, like, like, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, of Madness, which is about a Stephen King like author that writes books that come to life. Gotcha. Starring Yurgan Prochnow? Oh and Sam Neal. I'm glad you're all shaking here. Oh Sam Neal, I know, yeah. Urgen Procnail is the captain from Das Boot? Nope. No. All right. All the tradee's father?

From Dune? No? All right, I'm going to walk away now. I'll see you guys later. So we're going to talk about Bram's Joker's Dracula. Ridiculous. While I was watching this, I imagined the two of you being like, like this is your favorite movie,

and like before you go to each other. That's actually how we get it. That's great. I'm glad. I was some green mist and Allison was asleep. He searched for me through seas of time. Yeah. Seas of time. And you just get ripping your bodice open to which I thought was inappropriate. Yeah. Yeah. Because I know what men desire.

At least Francis Ford Copela. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Just getting every one of his fetches out. What do you want? Werewolf sex? Yeah, I'm gonna do that. You want blood cannons? Blood cannons. You want Annie Lennox? Fine. You can have Annie Lennox? I mean. Yeah. We just kind of let that play. Yeah. After we were like, don't like, all right, time to get ready. Yeah. And just let that roll. Yeah. the song at the song. Oh song song song song song song song song song song song song song song song song song song song song song song song song song song song song. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. Yeah. Yeah.. the. Yeah................................................................... the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the song at the end. A little song for a vampire. I was like, was Annie Lennox in this movie? Where was she at? She was, she played Gary Oldman playing Dracula. Dracola.

I should confess right now that I own this movie on DVD. You purchase it with your own money. Yeah, yeah. Should we go around the table and say what everyone was doing in 1992? Sure. to th. 1992. If you'd like, you're not gonna like the answer. Oh sure, well I graduated high school that year, so I was a full-blown adult. And Katie? 92? How old was I in 92? Oh, eight. Eight. Yeah. I don't know, maybe I learned to ride a bike, I'm not sure. It was probably a good year. I think I got into soccer that year. I started playing on a little team? A little people? Just all small people people. I. I. I. I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, well, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, well, I th, well, I th, well, I th, well, well, I thi. Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well. Well. Well, well. Well. I th. I th. I th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. I th. I, I, I, I th. I, I, I th. I th. I th. I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. thi, I thi, I thi, I th. the. the. the. th. the. the. thi. th. th. th. th. th. think I got into soccer that year. I started playing on a little team, a little team, a little people.

Just all small people. All small people. Yeah, what about you guys? I was seven. I think I would have all been seven, yeah. So second, second grade? Yeah. Oh yeah.

I remember I was reading a lot of like kid, kid scary books, okay? Yeah, some goosebumps and there's this one dude who wrote like one about like a camp where there are monsters and I was really into that in second grade. It might have been called monster camp, yeah. I feel like we grew up in an era of like really good kids horror, like TV and book and film, yeah. Yeah, I think you guys did. Better than better, but all my kids TV horror was adult. Yeah, it was like dark shadows and that's like like like like like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tap. tod. tod. tod. tod. today. today. their. their their their their the kids DVHara was adult yeah it was like dark shadows and that stuff. Yeah it's not for you. No, maybe it was. Scared the shit out of me. Yeah. I also went to a summer camp that was across the street from a cemetery. So we did a lot of grave rubbings as part of our summer camp so that explains a lot about who I am.

Grave rubber. Wow. Summer camp, so that explains a lot about who I am. Grave rubber. All right, should we try to, or should we just talk about this movie? Can't you submit it? I feel like the movie presupposes that you've read the book and that they don't need to explain anything to you. And they're going to change a lot of it. Yeah, and also like a lot of it, it's like, okay, what if we the th if we th if we th if we th if we th if we th if we th if we th if we th if we th if we th if we that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thi. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that that th. th. that that th. th. that that th. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. a lot of it. And also, like a lot of it, it's like, okay, what if we did Dracula as a really good adaptation and then just added a whole lot of bullshit to it. Yeah. Like, that doesn't make any sense and is all melodramatic.

Yeah. Okay, cool. Good. Since we're not going to submit it into something real quick that confuses me to this day. Having seen this movie in the theater at 92, I've lived with it for quite a while now. That sounds sad. I don't know why when you say it, it sounds so bad. 24 years? I'm living with this movie.

I watch it on the regular, too. But what version of Arabian Nights has all the sex scenes in it? When she drops the book, I was like, oh, is that the Kama Sutra? Nope, it's Arabian Knights that she's holding. Don't know. I don't know. Do they decide, like, you know, probably making it the actual Kama Sutra, that's going to strain credibility and like, it's going to break the illusion that we have here. I would like to talk about the opening with Gary Oldman as. Taylor. Yes, and his armor? Yes, I think we both, like one of our first notes is muscle

armor. It just looks like flayed muscle. See, I just heard he's dressed like a lobster. I would have looked at it more, more heroically, I guess. The lobster was so good. Yeah, it's a lot of red. It's very, very ribed. It's very ribbed. With like a dog head. Yeah, I wasn't sure. There's a very red. Yeah, it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like, it's like. It's like. It's like, it's like, it's like, it. It's like, it. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it. It's like, it. It's like, it. It's like, it. It's like, it. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like, it's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the like, like, like, like, the like, like, like, like, like, the like, like, like, like, like, the like, like, like, the like, the like, the like, the like, the. There's a lot of red. Very textured. But yeah, I could see being like a flayed. Very ribbed. With like a dog head? Yeah, I wasn't sure. Because then they like jump right into like the silhouette battle. Yeah.

I think it's supposed to be a dragon. Oh, that makes a lot of more sense. Yeah. I think the design of this film like aesthetically is amazing and like the prop design and the colors are throughout. Every one of his permutations from wherewolf to giant bat person to pile of rats man like I think look amazing when they're going through them but and I think it starts with his armor yeah yeah the costumes are incredible yeah like every dress that Mino wears, I love.

And they're not at all symbolic. You're not like, oh, she's wearing red now. Yeah. Something may have changed. All of the like billowing fabric when Lucy like runs out of the mansion is beautiful. It is. And what did you guys think of the opening battle sequence, the like silhouetted fan? Yeah.

I like it. I like it. Yeah, and then later on when they're in the cinema, technique, cinematograph, there's an actual like recreation of it in paper cutouts going on, which is like really a nice touch. Yeah, right before the wolf shows up. I miss that, yeah. Robin and I have been arguing a lot lately about what is and is not an action movie. So when this movie started, I was like, this is an action movie and he was like, no, it's

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But first we have to get into him stabbing Jesus, right? Oh, God, damn. There's a lot of like the theds. Yeah, I love a bleeding statue. Yeah. I like that in a film. Dracula goes off to fight. Vladly impeller goes off to fight in a war and the Ottomans trick his wife into thinking that he, or his lover into thinking that he's died.

So she commits suicide in the- I'm even going to try to live her own life, by shooting an arrow with a note into the castle. Like, oh yeah, this is definitely true if it came in on an arrow. I kind of appreciate that because I think it's setting up the whole fairy tale aspect of it. Like, I mean, someone should have just showed up with a poison apple and offered it to her. It was that level. So she drumps out a window and we watch the entire fall, which is great because it's just like happening like like like like like in like in like in like in like in like in like happening like in like in like happening like in like in like in like happening like in like happening like in like in like in like in like happening like in like in like in like in like in like in his like in his like in his like in his like in his like in his the the the their like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their, their, their, their, th....... th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the entire fall, which is great, because it's just like happening in his mind's eye for 20 minutes of her falling down the side of this mountain. And then he runs into the church and yells at old time

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dance probably ted doing a British accent is he's Ted in this movie right like I have a note that's Bill and Ted go to Transylvania yeah I mean like he left he left Bill behind yeah it's the same it's the same era right this is only like a year or two later. But don't, do we meet Renfield first before we like get to Keanu Reeves? My notes go in order, something about Renfield and then bad accent appears. Yeah. Tom Waits is cool in this. Oh God, he's, he's the bees' knees. He seems like something about his performance and how it's staged, it makes me

think he's stepped over from a Terry Gilliam movie and into this. Sure. Like he's wearing weird metal things on his hands when we first see him and there's a lot a lot of weird. So I thought a lot about those metal things on his hands. And I was like, are they keeping him from making a fist? And I think they're just keeping him from scratching through with his fingernails. Like their their thrates, I their, I their, I, I, I, I, I their, I their, I, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I thinks, I thinks, I thinks, I their, I thinks, I their, I thinks, I thi, I thi, I thi, I their, I their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, theat, theat, theat, theat, theat, theat, theat, theat, theat, theat, theat,. Yeah, why do the guards have cages on their heads? I guess they can't, like, no one could get to their face? Yeah, yeah. Although it seems easier to restrain the prisoner, but...

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Yeah. So we meet John Thunarker and he's hanging out with his lady friend, Willamina Murray. I play if I went on a rider and they start making out and then there's peacock leaves that cover them up while they're making out. I'm just like, this is silly. Yeah, yeah. And then that peacock leafle turns turns turns turns th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their the the theer the the. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their theck the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the is the. It's the. the. It's theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.nel in the train. I kind of love all of the dissolves. The scene transitions, they're so overdone and ridiculous. Like when the circle of fire becomes the sun, yeah. It's amazing.

The one that really got me was where Lucy's severed head becomes a slab of roast beef. And I was like, whoa, that really got me deep in my gullet? Vampire Lucy is the coolest looking. She's my favorite. I remember around this time when the movie came out, Gothlady's were dressing like her. And I was like, huh, that's pretty dope. It's a good choice. It's good to help.

How do you guys feel about all the miniatures that are in this movie? There's so many miniatures? Like all the houses from far away are all miniatures. And the miniature train going through Transylvania and like. I love that. Yeah. You didn't notice that they were all tiny? It seemed really practical effect heavy, which is kind of an appealing thing about this movie.

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of the world. Do you think like movie guys just can't give up on that shit? They just have 70s movie guys? Yeah, they cannot. Yeah. It's true. They just want to talk about what they, I'm really into. You guys into this too? Because I'm really into this movie thing.

Yeah. Look who do it. Look what we're making. I wonder the movie at all and adds like 20 minutes to an already 500 hour long movie. It is hefty this one. I watched it in two to be honest. Where did you split it? It was right when here wait let me check my nose I can tell you I can tell you the exact scene oh it was the scene where she's doing the I I try try try try to to the I to the I to th th I the I th th th th the I th th th th th th th the I'm th th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm th I'm thi I'm the the the the to the the the the to be the to be the the to be the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the at I the at I try I try try try try try try the an the an tea thea thea thea thea the an the and the you, I can tell you the exact scene. Oh, it was the scene where she's doing the I try to be good, I'm bad while she's littering. Oh, yeah.

She's like, yeah, you're back, you're littering. Just tossing paper into the ocean. Yeah, don't fucking litter. Yeah. Um, another thing I the miniature train ride. Something like picks him up and places him? It just like gently places him and back. I love all the long arms. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I love the lady with the line for the dead travel fast, which is like in the book and in Nosferatu and all that. But the lady that like sticks her head out that just has like a chain chain chain chain chain chain chain chain chain chain chain chain chain chain chain chain chain chain chain chain chain chain chain chain chain chain chain chain chain chain chain mail veil on. Yeah. What she doing? Made of coins? Maybe? I don't know. Very bizarre. Oh, is that in Bayudipest, as Peterus says every time? Beautipest? Budapest?

I was wondering, am I saying it wrong? Or is he? I'm pretty sure. Kianiann said it wrong? I'm just like, why's bogus. Mina, I'm going to Budapest. It's Budapest, a Bayutepest, Budapest, Budapest, I'm going to walk away from you, a Bayutipest. Does anyone want to try his British accent?

No. No. Yeah, because he didn't. He didn't, he didn't, he does. He does it for like his first scene and then he's like and then I think later on like he's trying to be angry in British but he just gets more and more proper and like he just he just can't get really angry he's just fancy. I feel like everybody's accent is pretty weird like Winona Ryder's doing a bad job at an accent too. Awful. Yeah awful. Yeah. I love though when she gets her vampire teeth and it's like that kind of lispy weird accent.

It's really cute. Oh, and Anthony Hopkins German accent. He just keeps going, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think I have a note that's just yeah, Van Helsing. He's such an asshole. When he freaks out, when he gets so excited because he's a vampire, and just yells, A bitch of the devil, a whore of darkness, the devil's concubine.

He's just like, I've got all these locked and loaded, I'm ready to go. I finally met one. How many ways can I slay shame this vampire? He also definitely slips into Hannibal Lecture for a minute there when he's sniffing Mina. I was like, oh, you forgot what movie you were in. You forgot where you were a weird guy. I don't know, maybe, maybe it's because I know that they've both played the role, but every time he did a voiceover, I was like, is this Mad's Mickleson?

Oh, he's kind of doing Mad's Mickelson's accent. Yeah. Do you like how Dracula's palms were hairy? Chronic masturbator. Like you do too much? That's a nice touch. That's from the book, baby. It is. Is it I remember that. It says, I remember.

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Yeah, that's cool. It's amazing. And who lays down on a bed that's covered in fog? Well, I mean, there's a voice telling him, lay down Jonathan. Do what you do what the voice tells you. Yeah, whatever it says. So one of the vampire ladies is an Italian actress named Monica Belucci, who I think is the most beautiful woman in the world. And like it's insane to like it's insane. It's like, like, like, like, like, the the that, that, that's like, the that's like, that's that's the that's that's the that's that's that's their, their, th. their, th. th. that's that's that's that's that's thi, their th. th. that's that's that's th. th. th. their thi, their thi, thi, thi, thi, th. There, th. th, th. There, th. There, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi, thi, thi, the is theeeeat, thean, thean, thean, thea. thea. thea. there's thea thea thea, the is the she just comes up and then that other lady bites his wiener. Yeah you definitely get his wiener bit right? They show his heart on his pants and then he goes yeah I felt unnecessary I assumed he had a boner you know it's true it's like well there's there's so much heavy breathing

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and he does, and he finds the vampire lady room, gets his dick bit. Immediately. Immediately. I mean, because in the book, he's there for like a month before he finds that's after the scene where like vampire, or vampire, Dracula leaves his room and then goes and like crawls around on the wall outside the castle and she's kind of like, fuck you, look what I'm doing, dog. Is that that really long red train? Yeah.

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Yeah, they were like crab walking around. Right, I'll look at that hand too. I loved all of those like weird creepy movements where it was like. Filmed in reverse. Yeah. Or just, they're not filmed in reverse and you can't film. You can film. You can film. But like Lucy going back into her coffin.

Oh yeah. I love that so much. And just then just like pukes blood into Van Helsing's face, like just a big fuck you. Yeah. He doesn't even wipe it off. He just starts yelling around with the blood all over his face. He's just so happy about him. Yeah, he's like, oh my god, I got sprayed by a vampire. We're here. We're here.

It's really happening. moaning long enough to shoot blood into his mouth. Yeah. So much moaning in this movie. Yep. A lot of moaning and panting. Yeah. Speaking of I have the note this is now she's dressed like a lobster because she puts on that to get a red cloak to get a I think that you mentioned with the flowing to get to get boned down by that were were. Was she up in that in the middle of the night. She's like, oh, Jesus Christ, mother. You don't sleep with a metal boning in either. What are you thinking? I gotta get out there and have a werewolf sex in the garden.

I guess the wolfman does have nards. That's a gross scene. That's a very grossressed by that. Yeah, he's a really gross looking, or a werewolf, too. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I like it when he tells Willemine and Murray not to see him. Yeah. And it's just that one half-second flash of Gary Oldham's face.

Really cool. Missy has a story about a friend of hers. Their little kid was still in diapers, but a little bit older, maybe like training pants or whatever. And when he would poop, he would demand that everyone leave the room and just yell, no see me. Oh. So watching that scene was like, ah, were wolf man pooping.

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Yeah. We're not the same. Yeah. I assumed it was just like a reincarnation sort of deal where like the memories come back through the time. blah, blah, blah, blah, some fucking bullshit. I just got really mad at her, you know? Yeah. Oh yeah, she's very annoying. Yeah.

And from that aspect, like, yeah. And what is she doing with her? Like, doesn't she work? She's like, I'm a school mistress. I do not see her work. She's just prancing about what? I don't know. I don't know. She said she was a teacher at some point. Oh yeah, Lucy doesn't mind that she's a teacher. Yeah, which is so noble of Lucy. They don't seem like very good friends. No. Oh, would you be friends with Lucy with Lucy? No. She's like, she's like, oh Lucy really? Really? And you're like, the baby? No, Lucy, come on.

Drop the baby. Oh, no, I didn't mean really, drop the baby. She drops that baby. It makes such a sound, too. I feel like Lucy might be what you were describing Lindsay Lohan as in the, uh, I know who killed me episode. Like, that friend that you're like, oh, I probably shouldn't hang out with her, but it's going to be real fun, I do. Yeah, that's true. She's going to definitely sexually innuendo everyone in this room right now. The scene where she's taking the Cowboy's knife and just so like just fucking Francis

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Weenna Ryder, Gary Oldman's scene is like the worst sex scene I've ever seen. Yeah. I'm so much moaning and panting for people who are like fully clothed. So I thought I hated this movie, and it turned out I just hated all of that. Their whole plot, like everything that was added that's not from the book, I hated. For the most part. Although I love the wolf, the wolf in the movie theater scene. Really good. The same around the dome or whatever.

Yeah. It just seems like all anybody cares about is making out. Like even when Mina and Van Helsing are, they separate from the group, and she goes to like, she's going all crazy and she goes to make all them, he's into it. Like, you should know better and like, I don't know, everybody's in making him. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. Lucy keeps the doctor. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And like the doctor is such a bad doctor. Oh yeah, he's sticked to morphine. He's all hopped up on the morphine. Can we talk about how he's the guy that I thought was Brian from Wings from Warlock? But he looks nothing like Brian from Wings in this movie. No, once he loses his mullet, it's just the wingsiness it goes out of him.

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What if I put a romance novel on top of this? That's it. I've heard people argue that it's a terribly written book. I didn't disagree. Yeah. What do you guys? You're the book guys. I mean, it's written in all letters and like clippings. So like it's not telling a story like straight ahead, which I think works pretty well for it. Like you get like the pretty much the newspaper on the screen. Like the, oh, this ship came in, and here's the ship's log of all these deaths.

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sack and just like squishing around in it. So creepy. Yeah. I like all the gross stuff in this movie. There is a lot of it. Yeah. I did like that whole like the whole arrival scene where it's that and then it's all the animals in the London Zoo going insane. Yeah. Like that was all really good. They showed you the sign that said London Zoo like three or four times. To be sure that you knew. Are you sure it's a zoo? Where that will escape from? Theat? The-Tah. The-Tahs. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The. The that was that was that was that was th. The. The that was like that was like that was like that was like that was like that was like the the that was the the the the that was the that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the same was the same was the same was the same. the same the same the same the same the same the same th. th. the same th. th. the same th. the same th. th. th. that that that the same and then they showed the scene a bunch of time? So I understood, that I understood. All right, so you wanted to talk about the's just like, oh, okay, he's dead now.

And then she just looks at the ceiling and it's like, oh, there we are. Like, what happens? What does she do now? Does she just go back and say, like, okay, Jonathan, let's go have a baby and like live a normal life? Yeah, his hair's back to being black, so. Yeah, it is, right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. that's? Okay. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's, okay, that's, okay, okay. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. he. he. he. he. he. th. he. th. he. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. th. he. he's, okay, okay, okay, he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he in the book, but... Yeah, his hair's back to being black, so... Yeah, it is, right? Yeah.

It is, okay. Does them, did it like, like, the mark on her forehead? Like, the gray just is like, pssss? Yeah. I ain't skeer no more. It's gone. That's how trauma works, right? about like our work here our work here is done but hers is just beginning but it literally takes for like another what 15 and a half seconds to be done with it also your work's not done at all like you did a bad job

yeah he didn't do anything no well he stabbed him no I thought I thou the Texan stabbed him oh I thought it was with the big the big knife somewhere else I don't know. There are a lot of people around. Oh, does he stab him? Oh, he thought he does leave it in his heart, but I don't remember. Maybe Jonathan just opens the throat. I don't know.

Does he slash his throat slash? Yeah, he gets his throat slash. They all do it. Everybody together holds the knife. I do love how Dracula just bursts out of the box. Just like in a gold cape and just like, just wait for that sun to go down so he could burst out of that box. He just looks like a climped painting like popping up out of a box. I think like not that scene but another scene where he pops out of a box. Like the voiceover is saying something about like how he's weaker at, you know, when the sun is up and then he just like bursts out of this box. Oh yeah, that's the first time you see him like young. And I have a note that's just like, woke up like this.

When Jonathan Harker sees him young, he goes, oh, it's the man himself. He's grown young. I mean, I'm British. Fucking Keanu Reeves. I just feel like, there had to have been some kind of nepotism there, right? Like, why else would Keanu Reeves be cast in that role? I mean, this is a movie full of competent actors. And they were like, and Kiann'a reefs. He he the argument, he the argument, he the argument, he the argument, the argument, the argument for beautiful people getting whatever they want, right? Like,

Tell you the thing. But he's also in so much great stuff. Like what? Point break? No. Wrong. Go ahead. today's excellent adventure.

Okay. Sure. Give the, the river's edge. John Wick is fucking amazing. What about the Matrix? How do you feel about the Matrix? I really like the first The Matrix movie. That's an action movie? It is an action movie. Okay.

That's an action movie that so many people come to me and go, do you want to talk about like the philosophical ramifications of this movie? And I goes, no, because this is what people talk about when they're high. Like, this is, I can't do this sober. What if we're all like batteries for a machine? Cool, what if cats spell dog? Like, what are we gonna do? What if it did, though? Whoa.

What if you were on a bus that couldn't go less than 50 miles an hour? That's an action movie. I've never seen speed. Oh, it's a cool. Sandra Bullock is so delightful in it, in my opinion. The second one being on a boat that doesn't go fast. They couldn't get, it's a called Cruise. That is the subtitle too, yes. They couldn't get, they couldn't get Keanu Reeves. He was like, I'm not doing that.

So they got the older brother from the Lost Boys to be in it. Oh yeah, what's his name? Jason? Jason. Jason. Patrick? Yes. Yes. Jason. I was thinking Robert Patrick. I always think a Jason Statham but that would be a completely different movie. Yeah. That's an action movie probably too. Just a task. He's an action day. The living embodiment of an action film. All right, do we want to move on to the ratings phase? Is there anything we miss that anybody wants to discuss? I have to show you this. These are my notes. I have so many notes. It is a seven hour epic. Do you know if during the wedding scene they're speaking a real language or just gibberish? I think it's a real language. Okay, it's Romanian. Okay, we're just wondering because like you hear the word, you hear Mina and the rest of it's like, ah, this might, this is, this might be nonsense. This is, this is, the the the the the the th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. These are, th. th. These are, th. These are, th. These are, th. These are th. These are th. These are th. These are th. These are th. These are th. These are their their, their. These are, their. These are, their. their. their. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the Romanian. Okay. We're just wondering because like you hear the word you hear Mina and the rest of it's like Ah, this might this might be nonsense. It was subtitled speaking Romanian so I but I want to believe the best in that.

I want to believe the best in that. I have this theory that all the weird shit in this movie is like like the guys in their head like it's all based in some sort of reality like the people that work to the asylum did all that so I'm gonna assume they went ahead and found like real like Orthodox real Romanian Orthodox. All right do you want to move on to the ratings face? Yeah I mean I'm British don't forget. All right do you want to go first Katie? Oh sure um this was really long it was really hard to get through and I feel like the the high the high the high the high the high the high the high the high the high the high the high the high the high the high the high the high the high the high the high the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to they to they to to to to to to to they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. th. th. the. to the. to they're to they. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're to go first, Katie? Oh, sure. This was really long. It was really hard to get through. And I feel like the high points are really punctuated by the low points. So I'm going to give it a solid five. It's just the highs cancel all the lows and the lows cancel all the highs.

It's like, there's so much good in it. And then there's also that just so many so so so so so that just so many so many so many so that just so many so many so many so many so many that just so many so many so many so many so many so many so many so many so many so many so many so many terrible upsetting sex scenes and sucking of nipples and getting your dick bit and I just like, yeah, five. Allison? I really enjoy this movie for all of its insanity. I think it's beautiful. I love the colors, I love the practical effects, the weird, creepy movements. I'm kind of always rooting for Mina to end up with Dracula. Really?

I mean, the alternate is Keanu Reeves. Yeah, but you know, she made a promise to Keanu Reeves. Before God. Yeah. I'm going to go with an eight. Wow. I'm gonna go with an eight. Whoa! All right, so when we were talking about pitching this movie to you guys as a thing to do, we're like, oh, it'll be cool because I hate it

and Allison, Allison loves it. But I actually enjoyed it more on this viewing of it. Not an eight, for sure. But there was a lot more I liked this time around. But like, she's a river filled with tears of sadness with a line in it. So I think I'd probably, I'd probably end up around a six. You're acting like you never wrote poetry when you were in junior high. I had the good sense to set that on fire.

You threw it into the ocean, which I thought was so shitty. Mine's in a yearbook somewhere. I'm like one of my poems kind of a yearbook. I would really enjoy reading this. I would not. No, as well you shouldn't. I would give this movie a nine. What? Wow. I love watching this garbage movie. Like it makes me so happy the entire time. And I'm like, I'm spending the first hour to half

getting so excited about Anthony Hopkins losing his mind. And then Monica Volucci, and then a boner gets bit and I go, ah, ha ha ha. It's like, it's, it's clicking all my boxes. And make me a little dances. Yeah, your boxes are weird though. I do have b bone b b b b b b b b b b bone th. It th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the the the the thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I's. I's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. too. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I's. Yeah, your boxes are weird though to be fair. I do have weird boxes Bones getting bitten. It's hilarious. It's actually on every rubric for every movie. Every movie. It took me like it was like three times watching it but I was like oh shit that's his dick. Oh shit she's been his dick like I didn't even notice it the first couple times I saw this movie boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh brother. And I won't yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thee. the. the. the. the. the the. the the. the. the. the. the. I th. what I wonder. But anyway. No, please, I think

you need to. I wonder if he got a boner in there. It's like, well, just put it in the movie. Probably. I thought it was maybe like a, um, engorgeed with blood thing. They were like, blood source. Yeah, exactly. Oh, it makes the most to the right and saw the the Gary Oldman. Oh yeah the magnet. Yeah he's been with us the whole time. Oh man. That's a great segue into. Hey EMTs this is Alan popping in here to let you know about some exciting news from Crypto Curium. Jason will be doing a holiday of horrors yuletide mystery box for the Christmas season. The deadline for ordering this is November 30th, 2016.

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And we're like right next to Cafe de Moray. Yeah. And it's been going well. It's like Lawrenceville didn't have a bookstore. No. We used to be like a pop-up bookstore, so we would do events, and then we kept getting more books, and we eventually thought we would die under a pile of books in our garage. So then we got space. We still might.

I mean, I'm not taking it off the table. Are you, is it mostly, are you focusing mostly on new stuff or use? What's your game playing? new and used. We also have some graphic novels that we're trying to get a little more into. Yeah. There's shirts and candles. Yep, we have candles from North Ave. Which do like these really beautiful book themed candles. Oh nice. Alan actually has one of them I noticed downstairs. Yeah I think, oh, is it the Great Gatsby one I think? Maybe. I don't remember often. It smells delightful though. They are wonderful. Really good. Also a local person makes those. Yeah we have shirts from out of print with all sorts of cool book designs on them. Yeah, they have a

Shirley Jackson. We've always lived in the castle. Oh, both. It's the shirt is really cool. Yeah, it's like my favorite version of that book cover. It's also one of my all-time favorite books. Excellent. I love Shirley Jackson till the day of day. Can people find you online or what's... Yes, so we're on every every social media is just nine stories PGH. Okay. And then we have a website that has like event calendar and information on shop events and hours and all that. We do trades. So if people want to trade in books we do store credit trade program so

our use stock is constantly changing which is really fun. That's awesome. So right now we have like a large selection of historical nonfiction because we got a big collection and then like next week it'll be something completely different which is fun. Nice. It sounds awesome. Is there a, oh going. And you have like a little coffee shop in there you can through you're doing things in? Yes we're attached to a coffee shop which is like a separate business. Okay, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, thi's, thi's, th. So, thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's a thi's a thi's a thi. So, like, like, like, like, like gone. And you have like a little coffee shop in there that you can throw you're doing things in? Yes, we're attached to a coffee shop which is like a separate business. They took down the divider between the spaces so people can kind of freely move in and out pick up a book and go have a coffee or vice versa.

Which is also good for events because we can have coffee. Yeah. Well, poetry or whatever. Alan's middle school poetry? Alan, if you want to perform your middle school poetry, because it was junior high poetry is a little bit more advanced than middle school poetry. They're the same thing. They're the same thing. They're the same thing. What are you talking about? What grades do you think those two?

Middle school and junior high is seven through eighth. No. Not here anyway. Oh that's how it is in Delaware babies. Sixth of eighth was middle school and junior. Same here. Nah, no, no, no, no. Elementary school went right to fifth. Yeah, through fifth. Is there any like stuff that's coming up that you want to hip people or anything? Oh, we have a reading and some music on the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. to. to. to. to. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It. It. It. It. It was. It. It was. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the.th. I actually... Of December?

Yes, 10th of December. I just actually got confirmation of that so I don't have all the details yet, but it's definitely going on at 7 p.m. that night. And you can see it on your website, your Facebook and all that. Yes, it will be on website, Facebook and probably in Instagram. Oh no, that's a separate one on the 21st of December. There's also a one on the 21st of December that we are the solstice. Yes on the solstice and we're going to be doing a suggested donation and donating money to the Persad Center which is a really awesome upper Lawrenceville community organization that deals

with LGBT issues and mental health. Yeah that's that deals with LGBT issues and HIV and mental health. Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah, so we're worthwhile cost. We're hosting that and just kind of waiting waiting to get the okay from them on all of I'm saying it's to benefit them. That's awesome. Well we'll cut this if it's okay cool. I'll let you know. What are we doing next week, Alan? We are doing, we're playing a video game. Yeah, it's going to be super fun. We're just going to play a video game and narrate it to you.

I'm going to eat Cheetos while we're doing it. You have to have both thumbs available. No, I haven't played a video game in a really long time. I just look at them. You still just use the up and down and left right keys? And then A-B-A-B? Yes. We're doing Silent Hill. Select Start. I'm sorry, I just totally stepped all over the title of the movie. Go ahead.

You were trying to do the contra code so we get ourselves. And also, I guess we hate you guys. We love Sean Bean. Totally forgot Sean Bean was in this movie until I started watching it, which I haven't yet because it's next week. It's just kidding. So yeah, it's on, I think I watched it on Amazon. It's on Gugel and all that jazz. Watch it. I guess watch it. Like, it's probably one of those ones that you don't need to and we'll just tell you all about it all to to the to to to to to to watch it. to watch it. to watch it. to watch it. to watch it. their. to watch. to watch. their. their. their. their. to watch. to watch. to watch. to watch. to watch. to watch. to watch. the to watch. to watch. to watch. to watch. to watch. to watch, I's just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I's just, I's just, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. thea. toda. ttoday, I'm just just, I'm just just, I'm just, toge. ttoge. ttoge. today. today. today. today. t and we'll just tell you all about it. You should definitely watch it. I had to watch it, you guys should watch it too. I think it's the first time we've ever really communicated after the end of a movie being like, what are we doing with our artists' lives? And what are we doing? John and Allison, thean. John Allison, thank you to the and we've got all you know where we are. Yeah and if you can take a second to give us a rating or review on iTunes that really helps

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