Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 114- Gremlins (1984)

Episode Date: December 26, 2016

In this week's episode, an unprecedented second Christmas-themed episode, we're discussing the 1984 creature/holiday film "Gremlins." Special topics for your consideration include: television shows that we don't know why we watch, where on earth tiny creatures would get tiny adult clothes, a retrospective on the life, times and career of Corey Feldman, Billy's badass mom and Katie hitting the holiday wall and railing about both "It's a Wonderful Life" and "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer." We hope you had an absolutely lovely holiday season and are ready to move into the new year with us. We're so grateful for all of you. Let us know how you're feeling (subtext: say nice things about us, please please) on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. If you are super itchy to say nice things about us, go on iTunes and give us a rating/review. It really does help us! And please, don't forget our sponsor Cryptocurium. After we unbox the hoiday Parcel of Terror, you won't be able to stop yourself from going to www.cryptocurium.com and signing up for this monthly subscription box for yourself or someone you love.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Good job, thank you. No problem. I'm Katie. I'm Alan. We're talking about our second, second, second, second, second. Christmas movie of the season. Yeah, ho, ho, ho, motherfuckers. Agreed.

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Pirnna. Grimlands to the new badge. Yeah. Yeah. I've got a fun fact about that movie later. Oh, okay. So yeah, we've got the mystical Asian fetish going on. And he's trying to sell his bathroom buddy and he keeps hearing the noise and he's like, what is that? He walks over and it's the Magwine. He's like, I have to get this from my kid. It still calls me daddy. Yeah. Oh, that's Billy. He's so cute though.

Our second Billy movie too. I know. I like, in our first Billy movie we refer to him only as Billy from Grimmons. Because that's really all he ever was. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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chilling with her cats. Yeah, she's pretty mean though. Always threatening to evict those people over $13 or something like that. There's like the meanest line where the woman's like, please just give us a little more time with the rent. She's like, please, it's Christmas. And Mrs. Deagle looks there and children goes, guess you know what to ask Santa Claus for. Yes, you bitch. Love it. It's definitely, uh, it's a wonderful life for the cocaine generation. I've never seen it's a wonderful life because I hate feeling good.

So, I've encountered a lot of people this year around the Crimbo time that we're in right now that have told me that they've never seen it's a wonderful life. And I think it's because it's just like, it's the Beatles or it's like, it's just this like, it's the ubiquitous the Beatles. I.. It's just, I. It's just, I's just, I's, I's, I's, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's just, like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, I...... It's, I. It's, I. It's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's a. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Beatles. No, no, never, never heard something. It smells like Teen Spirits, the Beatles, right? But it's just this like, it's elevator music, it's just everywhere. It's actually a really fucking good movie. I'm sure. Yeah, it's great. Well, whatever. I'm not going to see it.

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Yeah. Anyway. Oh, we forgot to mention the billboard for Rock and Ricky Rialto is in this movie. He appears. I love this movie because I feel like Joe Dante was like, you know what? I'm into this stuff and this stuff? And we should bring all that stuff into this movie. It's like all the posters are just like shit. You know that he was like the Road Warrior and all that stuff in the kids' room.

And him and Chris Columbus were just having a good old time. just everyone who's an asshole in this movie is such an asshole. Like Judge Reinhol is like, oh, junior vice president at 23, we're talking cable. Like, he's so much. He's trying to lure Kate to his house. Yeah. We're talking cable. It was 1984. That was like a biggie. Oh, I'm sure.

They're a remake of a remake of Fast Time's Original High. one high? Not a remake. A reunion, a reunion is what you call it. It's true. It's true. That was my introduction to... Now this must be my introduction of Phoebe Gates. I don't think I saw Fast Time is until like a couple years later, but that's what's burned into my brain. Oh Linda, yeah. The swimming pool scene. Yeah, of course. I think it's burned into Judge Reinhold's brain too. Oh God, the uncomfortable masturbation scene. Why did he not get more play in this movie? I feel like he should have had a death scene. Oh yeah, yeah. I feel like they just forgot about him.

Like, weren't you just waiting for him to die? Oh yeah, yeah, for sure. But he doesn't. Judge. Who names are good? I don't know. He's so, me too. He's this first, I think his first movie. He's great.

Corey Feldman, really enjoy him in things. He's so tiny. When they show him in the classroom with all the other kids, everyone's like two heads taller than he is. I feel like the burbsies is like five years later and he seems to be 18 years old. Goonies, no, he's a little baby child on Goonies. I know, but he's like very mature, I guess is what I'm saying. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I guess he grew up fast. Oh, don't look at him now. Don't look at him now. Did you watch his performance on like some good morning? not see it. So the Lost Boys was in 87, Goody's was in 85. It was only a year later. I feel like he really aged. And Friday the 13th, a new beginning. He's great in that. God, look at it, his fucking, so he's in Friday the 13th, a final chapter, uh, Gremlins,

Friday the 13th and new beginning. Goonies, stand by me, the loss Boys, License to Drive, the Burbs. I hate License to Drive. But just like, sure, sure, sure, he was fucking knocking it out of the park. No wonder he's so sad now. And then like, a couple years later you're, oh, meatballs four. Yeah, yeah, that and cocaine really is prevalent in this movie. Yeah, so Hoyt Axton, Dad, Rand, what's his name? Rand Pelter. Rand Pelter gives the Magui to his son.

Lightly tells him the rules. Yeah. This is important. He's got such a great voice, Hoyt Aks. Yes. He does the voice over at the beginning and again, and the movie too, which gives it that like, almost like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, being frosty the snowman or whatever like no you never watched the Rankin Bass like stop motion like Rudolph and like is that the elf that wants to be a dentist yeah I don't feel for that

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Well, he should change his name. You should change his identity. I don't know what to say. All right, we're going to reshue this movie. You're just giving proper advice to everybody. No. Like the other day, Santa Claus, the movie with Dudley Moore was on. Okay. And I just was like, I hate this movie and I don't know why. And then I watched like 10 minutes of it and I was like, well, that's fucking why.

Like, he's like a homeless kid staring in the window of a McDonald's and being hungry and John Lithgow. I was like, ah, fucking hate this movie. There's Father Christmas with this beard that's so long it has to be held up by other people. It's disgusting. Christmas is disgusting. Second Christmas episode of the season. Like no, I'm hitting, I'm hitting my wall here. Next you're gonna start talking about love actually and I'm just gonna dive through that window. You know I finally watched that movie.

I've never seen it. Everyone loves it? It's so crap that I thought it was a joke. He thought it was like a parody of a movie? Yeah, I thought they were taking the piss. So Corey Feldman, uh... He's in love actually, right? He is love, actually. Godda, the movie.

God damn it. who is Billy's Nextor Neighbor, played by Dick Miller, who is in every Joe Dante movie. Oh, okay. He looks very familiar to me. And he hates foreign things. Well, tis the season, am I right? Tis the 80s, too. Tis the era, I should say. Do you remember that movie, Gung Ho? It filmed in Pittsburgh. Yeah. That is about car manufacturing. Yeah, you know, the Pittsburgh car manufacturer. Yeah, you know we had all those cars. Oh God, does that mean the scene where they're swimming? They're swimming in the, it's in the Mon, I think.

Oh, I think it's up past like the hot metal bridge. Oh, got you. Gotcha. But I could be wrong. I could be wrong. I could be wrong. I'm literally wrong most of the time. That is not true. I will not hear that. It's weird because the people will tell you. So Billy's trying to get his car started and Mr. Futterman's like, God damn foreign cars.

I'm never going to start for you. You got to watch out for them Gremlins. So Billy's like, well, I know it's the 80s and you should drive everywhere, but put your shit together. Later on when the cops are driving away from his house and they don't have any breaks, they don't wreck until they get downtown, Billy. So they didn't have to break until they get downtown, Billy. But it's very like Norman Rockwell, because he knows everybody in the Mogwai, after the water incident and they, um,

they multiply. He takes him to the middle school science teacher. Yeah, Mr. Hansen. Who to eat some science teacher? I feel like my middle school science teacher was just drunk. Do you know what I mean? And like holding a leaf, like, thi's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. th. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. they. thi. th. they. they. they. they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t.. t. t. thing. And he's there until like 3 o'clock in the morning. What do you do in Mr. Hansen? Ah, Mr. Hansen, yeah.

He's in the wire. But I was like, where do I know what they get from? Oh, he's in the wire. I'll see that. That I will see. I think science teacher in Super 8, if you've ever seen that. Interesting. Can I tell you another thing that surprised me? Shoot. That Killian's Irish Red used to be called George Killian's Irish Red. I saw the neon and I was like, that seems wrong.

Speaking of beer, yeah. When Gizmo, which is what the Mogwai gets named, it's so cute. Billy's Trashcan, there is a label for a Mickey's 40 in Billy's trash can. Billy is an adult. It's of drinking age, right? He is, he is definitely of drinking. He's definitely like 24. Billy lives in the attic and has a TV mounted to like the, the rafters?

Yeah. What are you doing, Billy? I think he should hang out with the girl with the Nostromo hat from Neon Maniacs. Yeah, she were an adult, yeah. Now he'd probably still hang out with it because I think he thinks he's a child. Well, it seems like, I think we're supposed to believe that he's also like supporting the family because the bathroom buddy and all these other inventions don't work. Which the dad like never heartwarming that like Billy and his mom keep trying everything. That seems maniacal to me. That seems like-

The definition of insanity. Yeah, like maybe just be like, listen, I'm not gonna do this anymore. You should get a job. Also, how hard is it to crack an egg? Honestly, honestly. Like, why would you ever need something to do it for you? But I think that's the beauty of his inventions is that they're totally purposeless. It's true.

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What? And I was like, I don't know, honey. Like four caroling? Just gunned down in cold blood. Happy holidays. You guys are a beautiful match. Finally ruining it for him. Is Rob a Christmas fan? Yeah, well after 11 years with me, the submission is starting to take hold. My relationship is the opposite. Missy has made me have to be like you've come to my house and see me. Yeah, it's super shiny. I'm shiny. I'm the shiny. I, it's s shiny. I'm. It's shiny. It's shiny. It's shiny. It's shiny. It's shiny. It's shiny. It's shiny. It's shiny. It's shiny. It's shiny. It's shiny. It's shiny. It's shiny. It's shiny. It's shiny. It's shiny. It's shiny. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Happy. Happy. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. to take hold. My relationship is the opposite. Missy has made me have to be, like you've come to my house and seen the armada of Santa Shino. It's super shiny. Mm-hmm.

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He's the sheriff? No, he's the sheriff, assual. But you're also drunk. Yeah, sure. Fed up with all those Orson Wells crap. Oh, that's very academic of you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. Ax two and three are basically just the Grumland's running wild, right? Just chaos. Like They kill off Mrs. Deagle. Yeah, through the roof, love that. She has one of those riding chairs that will take people up and down the steps who can't

walk up and down the steps. And she's also gray and she wears a red wig when she's stomping around town. They rig up her chair and it saw this in the theater, I lost my mind when that happened. And she lands like head down with her feet sticking in the air. Yeah, very like a wicked witch. Wicked witch, yeah. It's pretty good. They are also at the bar where Kate works and she does not leave.

She does not leave. She's serving them. She doesn't. First was great though. I love all the characters. Like there's the, they're listening to like Christmas music and then this like one grumbling like, one grueless and it's like, oh man. And like changes the radio to jazz.

And then there's like one has a predilection for jazz. I don't know. He just knew. Oh, it's so hilarious. So we also see like Mr. Futterman get in his wife get murdered by their Kentucky Harvester. Yeah, well, that's the great, uh, when he's like, stop messing with a TV. And she goes, you've got the clicker. I don't. And I was like, oh, the clicker though, so, yeah, I'm an idiot. And he's got the antenna on the roof. Yeah. Oh man, this movie is gonna see him like ancient times at some point. Pretty soon we also hear Kate's story about her dad, the famous, uh, so good. I read this in a review where it's hard to tell whether that's supposed learned. There's no Santa Claus. Like, and then the scene just cuts. Also, Billy is paying no attention to this story.

He's like digging around, he's looking for shit. Yeah, he's doing that. He's doing that. He's doing that. I don't know. I don't know, it's pretty funny. It's pretty, oh Jesus. I really think it's supposed to be a little bit funny. It maybe, but I do not take it as funny. I just take it as like, oh yeah, totally brutal. Horrific.

And then the scene just ends, that's it. It's never referenced again, like, that's it. She says I now have they called the police. And that's how I learned there was no Santa Claus. That is so brutal. Seen, seen. Like, all right. Oh my god.

Oh, the priest. Okay, so there's the priest that we see he's like, oh, he put mail in there, good luck. How about a little heads up, buddy, because you just killed Mr. Anderson. Thanks, Father. Thanks. Why do Mr. Anderson put his hand so far in the mailbox? So like, if you put things in a mailbox, there's a thing and takes place in a department store. Right, after they blow the movie theater up and kill all the Gremlins and Stripe is the only one who gets away. Yeah. I love those popcorn bucket helmets that they've made though that they're wearing, I just want to say, before they blow up. Oh, we forgot to mention that Billy's home, and Stripe runs to a YMCA and jumps in the swimming pool.

And that's how he makes the thousands of gremlins. The final battle takes place as Stripe is trying to get to the fountain in a department store. Yeah. Which he gets wet in there. A ton, he gets wet. But nothing happens. Until he dips his finger in. Yeah. Maybe that's when he shoots Billy Billy. the the the when you're already became the reptoid version. Maybe. But that's when he shoots Billy with a crossbow and...

Straight up shoots Billy with a crossbow. I kind of wish Billy had died. Because that would have been a really good end to this movie. Billy's death. And then Gizmo kind of saves the day. Red-driving that little Barbie car? It's adorable. Launches off of a snow shovel. Yeah. Oh, it's adorable.

And opens the skylight to burn stripe, as his back is a bubbling. And then he melt and it's fucking disgusting. It is super disgusting. And then his skeleton melts and it's extra disgusting. It was great. And it has that, um, spoiler alert for the movie. It has that sort sort sort, like, like, like, like, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to, to to to to to to to to to to to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to, to to, to, to, to, to, to, to to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. the the thi. the the the the the the the the thi., tooooo-s. too-s, too-s, too-s, carry, scare at the end where it's like, ah! Yeah. And then he falls dead, yeah.

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I feel like bad to the bone should have played at some point in this movie. I'm glad that it didn't. Also, like, the pelters don't seem to feel a lot of remorse for what they've done. Or responsibility at all. Which is really strange because they're supposed to be like nice down home people. They literally cause the deaths of most of their town and the destruction of a ton of property and like yeah. Just so many their neighbors are dead. Yeah the next door neighbor, the old lady like the movie theater the department, everything's destroyed. People are dead. And they're just like... No one's the they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're the they're the they're they're the they're they're the they're their they're their their their their their their their their they're they're their their their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their th. th. th. th. the. their their the. their their their their the their their their their their their their their the movie theater, the department, everything's destroyed, people are dead. And they're just like, no one's mourning Mrs. Deagle. Yeah, true. Did you notice that the newsman who shows up to cover the riot in town,

which is how the cops are covering this? Was the newsman from the howling? No, I did. I couldn't. It was the guy. It's a scene in the howling where the guy walks in the bathroom and there's a newsman and they're talking like this. He's very stantorian a news like news like And then he turns to the guy. Hey Bill, how you do? Oh, yeah, I do remember that guy's the newsman in this and I was like, oh, that's a really good like? Like, thi's a little Jo Dante. Yeah, always reference. So, the shop. So, the shop. So, the shop. So, the shop. So, the the the the the the the the guy. So, the guy. So, to to the guy. So, to the guy. So, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the guy. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's the guy. He's the guy. He's the guy. He's the guy. He's the guy. He's the guy. He's the guy. He's the guy. Herows the $100 bill on the name. He's like, you, your people aren't ready for this. Like, white people, you fucked up.

And he's right though, he's right. He does say you fucked everything up. Yeah, he says, you white people fucked everything up. And I was like, I don't know. I don't know. And so the old man is listening to Gizmo while he's talking and Billy's like, oh you can hear him. And he's like, you just have to listen and Gizmo pops up and goes,

Boll blah blah. And I'm just like, no, really? All right. How do they get Gizmo back for the sequel? I don't remember. I do not. It's been so long. It's been so long. It's been so long since I seen this movie. Yeah. I do know that in the sequel, so this movie. throwns. So this movie. thi. that. the to'n'n't thin. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th th th th th th th th th th the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th been th been th been th been th been th been th been th been th been the th been the the the the the thin the the the the the the the the the the thin thin. the thin. the thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. thi. thi. the thi. thi. the thi. thi the the thi the the. And the only time Leonard Moulton's ever been in a movie, to my knowledge, he was in Gremlins 2 and he let Joe Dante kill him. Nice, it's good move. That's pretty awesome. All I remember about Gremlins 2 is that it takes place in like a high rise and there's a TV studio. Oh man, I don't remember anything from that movie. Yeah, I to see and that took me to see, you know. Much like Dick Tracy. We're just being like, what is happening in this movie? You and Warren Beatty and Madonna, we were all thinking this. So are we ready to move on to the...

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It's horrible. There's so scary. I had no idea. That's seen with Billy's Mom. Where the too' is being attacked. I was like, this is a horror movie. Like if we're gonna say Predators a horror movie, Justin Gray. This is a fucking horror movie. I was like, mom, get out of there. Get out of there, mom.

Come on, I don't want to see mom die. I'm glad they did, they took them out. There was apparently some other, I think very bad deaths they took out. I am gonna give this a nine and a half. I do love this movie. I had been a long time since I saw, even though I owned, I think I bought it on DVD last year and just fell asleep trying to watch it last year, because I'm 119 years old. Sure, as you are. But it's so fucking good.

It's a good-ass movie. Can I tell you what the grummons ate Barney, the dog, just ate the dog. And the scene where they attack a McDonald's eating the customers instead of the burgers. That's poignant political commentary. I would have liked that scene. When Barney is missing and I was like, don't be dead outside, don't be dead outside. And he wasn't. I'm glad he's not dead outside. Yeah.

You know how bummed I get when a dog ties? I know you do. It's like you and horses. It's the opposite. It's the opposite. You know what's the opposite of bad? Uh, get in presents? Yes. Do we have a present gating? We do.

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Mmm! This month's parcel of terror includes, The ghost of Jacob Marley wall plaque. I wear the chain I forged in life. From the immortal classic a Christmas carol by Charles Dickens comes a tormented specter of Jacob Marley in the thoaste, cast and solid resin and individually hand-painted. Holy shit, Jason. That's amazing. That's terrifying and huge and awesome. It looks so good.

I wish you guys could see it. I'm sorry, this isn't a YouTube episode. That's so amazing. I'm gonna hang this on my front door all year long. Fuck. Yeah, fuck. Fuck, man. Fucking Christmas rules. Creepy Christmas sticker, a strange and disturbing Christmas card from 1880, depicts

a melting ice figure holding a damaged umbrella while birds look on indifferently towards this pitiful situation. Worms your heart, doesn't it? High quality, pearl finish, final sticker. You ready for this? I think. What the fuck? What the fuck?

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Look, a Christmas decoration, I can't. The Wendy go print is it when do you go when to go when do you go? Yes Print the cannibalistic spirit of the wilderness from Algonquin Folklore rears its ugly head in this chilling print from cryptocharium guest artist sam hymer to Sam himer to guest artist sam. to see more of Samhimer at. Wordpress to com and I'll spell that first part for you Samhimer's S as in Sam I am H Eimer the R that's their their their their their the the the the word. the the the word. the. the. the. the. the. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. I. I's S. S. S. S. S. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. S. I. I. I. I. A. S. I. A. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. A. I. I. A. S. I. I. I. A. S. A. S. S. S. I. S. S. S dot WordPress.com. Dude, Samheimer knocked it out of the fucking park. Oh, that's terrifying. And gorgeous. Remember when we did, um, ravenous where there was a line to go? And I thought it was a bug or something? No, yeah.

I was very confused by that. This is definitely a monster. It's a horrifying monster. It's beautiful. It is beautiful. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha.. tha. tha................'s beautiful. It is beautiful. Love this card stock. Yeah. Yeah, it's nice. Way to go Sam and Jason. What else you got for me? The last thing is a father Christmas cup. Drink your favorite knog or holiday concoction from this cup emblaz him with this. Emblast. Jason, this is after my own heart. I feel like you really hit the nail on the head with this because honestly Christmas is so shitty. Like thank you for making it a little bit better. So again, if you want to get this stuff delivered to your door,

it's obviously not always Christmas themed, but it is always horror themed. Katie. Yeah. There's There's candy. There's candy. Thanks, and hot chocolate. Oh. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. C. C. th. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. th. C. C. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th Yeah. Yeah. Sorry you were going on. I was saying CryptoCURIUM dot com sign up you're gonna love it. Barcelot terror get into it. Get into it. So what do we do next week? Next week we are going to have a guest episode. Guest a soad, guest is owed. Guest a soad. Guest a soad. It's a. It's a our first returning guest. Guessed. Gist a so. Gist. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. G. G. G. G. G. G. G guest. It's our first returning guest. First return guest. First, okay. It's Carrie for the God Monster of Indian Fluts episode, episode five. Our very first guest, our very first repeat. A hundred and ten episodes later Carrie returns. I can't believe she's still our friend. She has selected a movie that is a little more well-known than God wants her minion flats. For sure.

It is Housu, or House. House. Yes, House, House. House, 1977, Japanese. You can find it on Amazon, you can find it all over the place. Yeah, it's a criterion movie. It's ridiculous. You're going to like it like it like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like, I think, probably maybe, or probably not. Yeah, it's a good, it depends.

Will that be our like New Year's episode then? It's a good way, a crazy way to start the New Year. Might as well kick it off, you know? Hiya! Kick it off! KUKANFU. You can get us, uh, Facebook. You can get us a review on iTunes as a Christmas present for yesterday being Christmas, or whenever you're listening. Six months down the road.

You can still do it, though. Yeah. You can still do it thoo, yeah. Yeah. And that's really it. I hope you guys had a great holiday. And I'm glad it's over. Or I guess, eat a dick, have a great holiday. What else is there to say?

I can only think to say, thanks, we'll see you know another episode of Weirwolf Ambulance. Bye. Bye.