Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 121- A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 5: The Dream Child (1989)

Episode Date: February 13, 2017

This week we're enjoying (?) a piece of real garbage: the 1989 installment in the "Nightmare on Elm Street" franchise, "Part 5: The Dream Child." Yeah, there's no dancing around it this week-- it is 100% terrible. It does provide us with some great special topics though, including the fact that his movie expects us to have seen and remember all or at least some of the preceding movies, the sheer volume of Freddy quips, baby Freddy having burns and the fact that this is not even the least sensical part of this movie, a Great British Bake Off shoutout and a very special announcement. Can't get enough Freddy? We covered the original "Nightmare on Elm Street" in Episode 4 (!) so go back and listen to us not be entirely sure how to do a comedy podcast. Have you seen this one? If so...did it make any sense to you? Did you see the movies leading up to it? Help us out here by telling us your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  While you're on the internet, doing your internet things, don't forget to go see Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com and sign up to receive their amazing monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror. It's full of cool handmade horror stuff by Jason McKittrick and it only costs $35/month. Get it for yourself, get it for a friend, get it for your boss! Just get it. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.   

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No. No. So we're following Alice, who is our lead, played by Lisa Wilcox. She's a high school student, stunningly. But her 401k is doing awesome right now. Right? And her boyfriend is Mark. Mark? Yeah.

Sure, fine. I'm glad you're getting to go. No, wait, no. Mark is. No, Mark's the guy with the comic books. Dan. Dan is a man. Who was played by Danny Hassel? Danny Hassel? Danny Hassel? Okay, thank you.

Yes, the H is silent, it's Danny Assul. Danny Asl. And we start up with a dream that Alice is having, where she dreams that she's Amanda Kruger. Right. And it goes through the whole, well, the rape where Amanda gets pregnant. Right. And it goes through the whole, well, the rape where Amanda gets pregnant with Freddie. And Robert Englin is one of the, one of the maniacs in the asylum. Right. I don't think there were 10,000 of them.

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Right. I'm not going to get into them right now because I don't want to. What I want to get into is the fact that she's clearly clearly one. And I was like, oh my god, you were so just holding it. I just saw it in your hand. Are you talking about her friends Greta, Mark, and Yvonne? Greta is a supermodel to be. The supermodel to be. No. the mom giving the photo up. Yeah. And they're both like, mm-mm. Yeah.

Yvonne, she's a candy striper at a hospital and also keeps talking about swim practice, but she's clearly a diver, so I don't know. She's practicing for two hours a day, six days a week. So that's not swimming, that's diving. They're very different things. But okay also clearly not her when the dive portion of the diving is No, it's great. Love her bathing suit though. I love her one other girl's bathing suit that's like it was like slit all the way up the side and there was a belt involved and I was like you're not diving in that what do you do?

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I guess. I don't know. Right. Or the fourth movie. The fourth movie. I think. The third movie I don't think is about her. Okay, so that makes sense then.

The fourth movie, you know, I don't really care. But I mean, just like, I don't understand the thing of, in these movies, like, I don't know about you in high school, but my friend circle was not like a jock, a nerd, a swimmer. You know, you were like, oh, all the like punks and metalheads go and hang out together. And then, like, you know, you're in your little subgenres. Yeah, you don't, you don't mix. You don't mix with supermodels, mixing with swimmer divers. But I guess it's just there for their assortment of kills. Sure.

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I actually loved that. I adored that. Yeah, that was wonderful. Oh, there were these toys. I can't remember the name of back on when I was a wee child. Sure. And they never stuck back. Oh that's so sad. That's such a bummer. But I had a couple of them and we're like, oh you can switch their arms and blu- you just fall back off. But yeah he does a lot of like contorting his own body to do things. Yeah. So Dan is thrown from his truck. trown from trown from true. true. thrown from his thrown from his thrown from his thrown from his true. thrown from his thrown from his thrown from his thrown from his to to to thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thrown thr-up. thr-up. thu. th. th. thu. th. thu. th. th. th. I th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I. I. I. I. I's th. I. I. I's. I. I's. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's th. I's. I's thin. I's th. I's thin. I's th. I'm so so so some. I'm some. I'm somea. I'm s. I'm s. I'm s. I'm such. I'm such. I'm such. I'm such a toda. I'm such such a th. I'm such such such a th. I'm from his truck into the swimming pool where the pool party we were at that we didn't mention earlier there was a pool party.

Oh yeah, at the high school, which you really probably can't do. No, and they were getting live too. And Yvonne's like, oh I have swim practice so they gave me the key to lock up. I was like, are you the only person at swim practice, swim practice his laps, lady. Whatever. And then Dan gets back out of the bull party being chased by Freddie and hops on this beautiful motorcycle that's just sitting there with the keys in it. Fuel injection! And then the motorcycle turns out to be Freddy. Fast lane!

And it looks so shitty, great. This was probably when I was up by like oh this is going to be amazing because like it's sticking on these wires into him and he's getting very like Cronenberg looking like and... You're laughing so hard. I have the note who wrote this after Fassilane? Fasslane? And then I have the note Dan gets sucked into a dream buthole and Alice sees his truck burning. Yeah, pretty much.

And the dream butthole comes up multiple times in this movie. Yeah, I'd like to talk more about the dream butthole as we get there. Yeah, I think I know what it's supposed to be, but it just looks like a colon. Have you ever been to the Mutter Museum in Philadelphia? I was there like two months ago. Oh, were you really? Like the mega colon? Yeah, I love that. Love everything in that place.

The thing is like, she's all, she's talking about Freddy Kruger, like everybody knows him. You know what I mean? Well, the kids all sing his song. That's true. It's sort of the Jason 8 problem of like, everyone's just talking about Jason, like they know him, like everyone knows him. I just don't understand, I just don't understand. I just don't understand. Hi Alice, wanna make babies?

Oh, why does he say that? Why does he say that? And it's not his baby, right? I guess so. It's like never quite clear who's baby it is. Alice ends up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. that, that, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, th. th. th. th. that, th. th. that, that, that, that, that, the th baby it is. Alice ends up in the hospital. Because she passes out when Dan, when she sees Dan's corpse and Freddy says, hi Alice, want to make babies? Okay, right, right, right. So she wakes up in the hospital and finds out that he is dead and that she is pregnant. I don't know why they would

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It doesn't make sense that he's like eight, right? Yeah. Because of what we find out later, that Jacob is her baby. Yeah. Right. Future baby? Coming to her in dream times. We're just like a sack. Yeah. Why? Why? I don't know.

I don't know either. And then we go back to Greta. She's a weird doll collector. Well, I have the note, who the fuck is Greta? Because she looks completely different from when she looked at the beginning of the movie. Oh, do you think so? That's funny. And then, yes, her being a doll collector. No, no. They do that really subtle thing with the broken doll face.

It was subtle. I didn't catch it at all. No. And it luckily doesn't come back at some point in the movie. So Gret is having a dinner, seemingly a Beetlejuice dinner? I was going to say, I have literally right here. their mom equals Catherine O'hera and she's that's that she's that she's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that scene, yeah. And their house has the same decor. Yeah. With all these like, some guy that's like,

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He does it a couple times. Hmm. And Mark also falls into the dream colon. And then I had the note, wait, is Jacob her baby? Yes, but he's like, he's literally a second grader. And then? Because she sees him in the hospital and then asks Yvonne about him because Yvonne works here.

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And Alice asked him if unborn babies dream. Which is not like a crazy question. I feel like I've asked dumber questions than that. But I was like, whoa, do they? And then I went and looked it up, and they totally do. I think 24 weeks or something. They also pee inside you. Yeah, when you're filling in two babies, the first thing that the auto fill is pee. In the womb. Yeah, peeing in there right now. I know. So babies do dream, that's insane. And it's not, the OB is like so weird about her asking that when it's like a pretty okay I mean people want to know thing I would never have thought about

I mean I guess I would find a baby inside me I probably would think of every Every thing you think of all these crazy shit. Yeah, can't drive baby take the wheel Little hands pop through your bill Baby can't shift. Oh, man. Yeah, baby work in the pedals? Oh? Oh, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah, I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the problem. Maybe you can't reach the gear shaft. Oh man. Yeah. Baby working the pedals. So she has another dream where we see the Alley McBeale baby inside of her. Yeah, yeah. For all you kids, that was a television show. Go look it up. Wait, I want to say one thing though. Please. Is this where, is this where Freddie says, Feeding time, re, an umbilical cord? When, this is where I have the note, Freddy is all up in them guts,

because Freddy's face is in her womb? That's what it is, that's what it is. He has been pregnant for like 20 minutes. 20 minutes. There's like a 11 to 13 week old yes in there. It's the Allie McPiele baby and it's just dancing. I guess. Also apparently the doctor gives no fucks about hip-hop about hip-up, because he's straight up calls Dan's parents. Dr. Moore is in breach of hip-up. Yeah, Dr. Moore gives no fucks about hip.

I think we watch this together without knowing it. Were you in my womb? Oh, how bum would you be to be carrying me as a baby? It would be tough on my joints, carrying a full-grown man. Well, your baby is now 43 years. When did he get there? Well, by this movie's timeline, that could happen. It could happen. You're dreaming in there, little one. Uh, ha ha ha.

And then I have the note pants planter scares me because I was looking at waiting for it to do something. Yeah, I just move, move in any way. It didn't. It would terrify me if I woke up in the middle of the night and looked over and there's a pair of legs near my bed? No, I'm not gonna have it. I thought you look cool, that's... Well, I know when I'm getting you for Christmas. That's right. At this point, Yvonne ain't having it. No, she thinks Alice is acting like a crazy person. Which she is.

Although apparently Yvonne should have experienced the Freddie Kruger thing with her before, according to like the mythology the mythology the mythology the mythology the mythology the, according to the mythology of this movie seemingly, that she should... Oh yeah, yeah. She seems to know about Freddie Krueger, but she doesn't believe any of it, which doesn't make any sense if she had experienced the previous movie, which neither of us have seen to verify it. Because early on Dan, rest in peace. I'm not going to have to do a charting of how often we reference bones thugs and harmony on here.

Thank you, Emily. Thank you, Emily. Hi, Emily. Dan was, they were talking and she's like, I saw Freddy again. And Dan's like, as long as you don't dream him, he won't show up. Right, right. As if you have control over that shit. Right. Last night I dreamed, I dream him, he won't show up. Right, right, right, right. As if you have control over that shit. Right, right.

Last night I dreamed, I punched Rob in the face with my keys in my hand. I didn't want to dream that. Wow, wow. And then I woke up and I was like, what do you do? All right. All right, multiple times I've gotten blamed for something that's happened in my partner's dream. Oh yeah. And I'm like, like, I literally one morning was like, yeah, I'm kind of mad at you right now.

Why? You did this in my, in a dream and I was like, no, that's, that doesn't cut mustard. That good. See, this is my problem with like virtual reality. That's what it's doing to you, you guys, you guys, yeah, your brain can't separate those things and I just don't think it's good for you. And I just want you to take care of yourselves.

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Oh yeah. Oh, she was going- I'm glad you might really be dead, and I didn't hear about it, in which case? Would you really be sad at this point? go yes, now no. She's going in to find a man to crew, or not to fuck with Friday, I'm sorry. I misspoke about the plot of this film. You know what? I didn't even hear you say that, honestly.

Or if you did, I forgot it as quickly as I forgot this movie. So Mark definitely falls asleep, and Yvonne is also falling. Yvonne is also falling asleep, which is hell a dangerous. Don't not put your head underwater in a hot top ever, right? It's like a bacteria factory. It's disgusting. Yeah. And just like, why would you want to? Yeah, your butt's in there. Don't put your head under the water. A lot of buttholes. There's a lot of buels into me. This is where she goes on the diving board to hell, right? It is. There's hardly any splash thii. It's a good dive. It's a good. It's a good thin. It's a good thin. It's a good thin. It's a thin. It's a thin. It's a thin. It's a thin. It's a thin. It's a thin. It's a thin. It's a thin. It's a thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tooom. It's tooom. It's thin. It's thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thu. thu. their their their their their the the human soup. the thu. the thu thu thu the thu thu thu thu thu thu. to little thing. Like I figured she could take that on a road and start like doing that like those donkeys that jive into a bucket. I'm like state pairs. I've never seen that, but sure. Everyone is in the dream at this point.

Alice, because Alice wakes up and sees that Mark is asleep. So she draws him into the picture where Mark is herself. Or draws herself in the th. In the aha video. Okay, yeah, yeah. And Mark is now wearing like a full rainbow color outfit. I love it. His outfit's so good. He's wearing a lot of vests and I feel like in 1989, so was I. So I was pretty stoked on this. That's cool.

And um, so she draws herself into the scene. So she draws herself into the scene. I loved Freddy's skateboarding. Why is he skateboarding though? I don't know. You kid's skateboard, right? I don't know. This is right after Alice pulls Yvonne away from Freddy Kruger.

Yeah, theyce is the tool. And there's just like a huge boom mic in the shot. Oh is there really? Because we were watching and Rob was like, what is that? Something's up there and I was like, what do you talk? Oh, that's a boom mic. Yeah, they were just, no. Yeah, no.

This is also where Freddy has a line. Bastard maniac, more powerful than a loco madman. It's super Freddy. Because it's comic book, see. And Mark has turned into his comic book character who's, I don't know, I don't remember, the phantom something. The guy. But Mark has the great line. Time to die, you scarfaced, limp dick. It's pretty good.

So the same person isn't writing the rest of these lines, it's writing Freddy's lines, you know what I mean? And this is where I have the note, Yo, Freddy is corny, because Freddy is fucking corny. But like, he finds everything so funny. He does. He's have a good time. He has such joy in the world. He takes such pleasure and everything. And I think I felt this way about Chuck E. Where's, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, to to too, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to to. to. to. to. to. to. to to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to thi, thi, the. the. the. the. the. to the. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to laughing constantly through this movie. Everything cracks him up. It's true. Yeah. I don't know. It's super corny though. Oh yeah. Everything he says is a quip. He literally says almost nothing in this movie that isn't a quip. I have the note is she delicious or am I

crazy? And I don't even know what that refers to. He must have said it. Oh so so, um, Freddy has a porcelain doll of, uh, uh, Greta, stuffed full of food. Why? And he goes, is she? Is she delicious or am I, crazy? Oh, that's right. And he has a, is she delicious or am I crazy? And then throws the doll down and it breaks and there's jam all there all to explain that to me, I really do. I'm sorry that I knew it. So they end up back in the real world.

Yeah. And Alice is like, Yvonne, go to the asylum. And Yvonne's like, cool, bye, gets in our car and drives there. I'd be like, fuck you. I'm going home. You've got to go to the tower because that's where's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the body's that's the body that's that's the body the body that's the body that's the body the body that's the body the body's where the body the body's where the body's th. Kruger is. Right. Behind a brick wall. Right. So take your rebar. That she just finds a piece of rebar on the ground. In front of the painting, you mean? The painting of the asylum? Oh yeah, yeah, it's like a mat painting. It's like, would you go to this painting?

No, you wouldn't go? I don't know. Whatever. Whatever. So Alice is in the Dreamland Asylum, and Yvonne is in the real asylum. Right, OK, sure. And Alice stabs Freddy with the Pram, and it's got all these spikes on the front of it? Because Alice can go to sleep whenever she wants. I wish I had that skill. I kind to do.

I'm like one of those dolls when I lay on my back and my eyes just rolled shut and they fall asleep. Missy hates it. She's like, how do you fall asleep so quick? I'm sorry, I was dreaming. What did you say? I was already in my REM sleep like a baby. I do, I dream immediately as soon as I start falling asleep. I dream. I dream. Your brain must just be like done.

Yeah, I think so. Like, I'm going many weeks I am. Hold on, I'm going to get to now. I'll figure it out while you are. You're going to be 43 in March. Correct. So, okay, I got it. You talk, you talk, I'll calculate.

So, Amanda is in the dreamland. Yvonne, like, his fighting with Freddy, stabs him with the Pram and throws him down into the maniacs? And Freddy's real scared of the maniacs? Yeah, are they more magic than he is, I guess. I don't know. I guess when you get that many maniacs together just to... And they rip Freddy apart. Yeah.

Or at least rip his arm off. Yeah, yeah, it seems like he should be able to defeat them, but he can't. Which I feel like really makes Freddie... Well they're his dream dad, right? Because isn't he the product of a thousand maniacs? I guess so, yeah. So Freddy, when he gets ripped apart, turns into a bunch of red and green spiders. About 2225, okay? About 2225? Okay. 2225? Yeah, 2225 weeks? 22, 25, 225? 225? Yeah. 2,225? Weeks. Yeah, not including gestation. So we charge them these red and green spiders that Alice is stepping all over after she throws

the top half of her Canadian tuxedo on top of them. Spider-arm lull is what I have written here. And then it becomes some fucking M.C. Escher bullshit. It becomes a labyrinth. Yeah, it's real labyrinthy. I don't know why. I don't care. He should have sung a song about the babe. You remind me of the babe?

That's the one. I can't do any more of it. I'm sorry. That's it. Yeah, so there's a lot of MC Escher bullshit. Like this is the MC usher padding of this film. Yeah. And it's supposed to be the climax and you're just like, hmm, you know? So Freddy's running around, Jacob is there.

Yeah. Was he birthed an eight-year-old? Like, it doesn't make any fucking sense. I understand the babies can't ta- th-a-a-a-a-a-a, but it's just really like... It's real dumb. Yeah, it's real dumb. And... So we, like, what we're to understand is that Freddie is making Jacob evil somehow through the umbilical cord? Possibly? He's throwing souls up the umbilical cord if you remember that. Because when he says feeding time in the womb he throws the souls of her dead friends up the umbilical cord. Just like... I hope her placenta can hold all those souls you know. Maybe doesn't need them all once. It's so stupid. It's so stupid. Oh God bless it. Um, and so Yvonne frees, um, Amanda. She finds her corpse and Amanda's corpse turns around. She's a regular lady and she goes, oh, thank you. And then disappears.

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then she. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then she goes into the dream world and she's like, Freddy, I fucking hate you man. Freddy's like, I hate you too. And then they're like, arduing. And Amanda's like, Jacob, come to me. And then Amanda, Jacob's like, and then Amanda's like, what?

Okay. Turns herself into a Freddy face and then rips him out of her body. Yeah. In this kind of cool, kind of dumb scene where he's like busting out of her legs and arms and. And then Jacob's like, oh wait, I'm the only one who can stop this. And he turns himself into a Freddy? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. th f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f- the the the they they they they they they they they they they they thy thy thy thy thi they. thi thi. thi. th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th-upy thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. toeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee thi one who can stop this. And he turns himself into a Freddy? Yes. But Freddy didn't look like that when he was a baby.

No. Does he, somebody go back, and then somebody goes back into the womb, right? Because I have to know that this is back into the womb equals no Elm Street number six. So Freddy and Jacob and Jacob terms Freddie into baby, or rips baby Freddy out of adult Freddy. Yes, okay, yes, yes. And baby Freddy goes back to Amanda, and she takes him back into her womb. That's what it is. And then there's like, the 2001 baby is being held by Alice, and then it goes back into her womb. Right, right. And Amanda's in a lot of pain because Freddie Baby's inside of her and she runs away.

And there's like, he's like, oh, let me out of here. And there's like doors that keep slamming and exploding over and over? Yeah, like movie sign. Yeah, like movie sign. Oh, boy. And then. And this is where they end the series, right? Yes, exactly. Yep, never made another one. Part six is called Back in the Womb. She made some buddy film.

Yeah, I like that. I forgot to mention that Jacob spits the souls of her friends into Freddy and that's what defeats him. Right, because their kindness. How did he get them from him having taken them in as a just-eating fetus to spitting them out as an eight-year-old while he's still in her womb. I'm going to chew my own fingers off if I have to answer this. No, you're right.

No one should have to answer that. No one should have to answer that. I do have the note, Freddie is trapped in his mom jail. Yeah. So Alice has a baby and they're all hanging out with the baby. Yeah, her dad and Yvonne, yeah. She pushes around in a black baby stroller like a Rosemary's baby stroller. Those are like very difficult to find and purchase. They're also totally impractical.

They don't even think they fold up. And then Kulmode starts playing. That rap is so bad. I was so happy that I was like, something amazing is here, it's Kulmo D. Well, I was like, oh, a rap, it's gonna be a rap about the movie. Like, here comes Freddy and he's here to say, you know, because I'd feel like that was the end of my street.

Yeah, and it isn't. to this movie? So this is 1989 that this film came out. And this is the crossover point when hip-hop was ascending and heavy metal was starting to slide off. You know, 89, 90, 91. So the soundtrack, the first half of it is heavy metal songs. You got your Bruce Dickinson, your wasp, your mammoth. And then the second half is Houdini, Cuomo D, Dr. Ice, and Schooly D. Old Doc Ice. And Samantha Fox, for some reason. Samantha Fox.

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Yeah, understood. Uh, I'm not arguing. But it was just, it's interesting that like, that's so of the time, half heavy metal, half hip hop. It's true. But like old hip hop, like, Como D, Schooly D, these guys were like kind of like on their fade at this point, they were coming down. Right, these are not the new hip, yeah, 1989 shit. So that is Freddie part.

Was it? The Freddie child? Hey, sorry. but not that's all right. You want to go to the ratings phase? I'm not going to say that part. I guess. You know how Freddie would end that sentence. This movie is Garbagio. Oh, the Italian garbage.

He's a nice. I'm naming my baby Giardia. It's a nice Italian name. Thanks, Pittsburgh Water. You cannot do that when I'm sitting coffee. I mean my baby Giardiac. Someone else suggested it wasn't even my idea and I just thought it was a nice Italian name. My family will like it. Anyway, yeah. Like I get that it's a sequel and it's part of a series but a movie has to be able to stand on its own.

You cannot just have a movie that makes no fucking sense because you had to have seen the movie before it. Like I feel like even the Harry Goddam Potter movies make it so you can just kind of drop in and watch one and feel connected and understand even if you don't know the overarching plot like you know what I mean. Even these movies that are part of long series like this telling one story make it so you can see an individual movie. You know what I'm saying? Even a Jason or a Michael Myers movie, it'll be like, oh by the way, this stuff happened. Yeah, just real quick. Let's just get everybody up to speed and go. Yeah. Just makes no effort to do that. Not at all. It has no respect for the people watching it. No, it doesn't care. It's like if you didn't the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the to. to. to. to the to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. go fuck yourself Why are you not part of the whole? Yeah, and I am not and I will not be so I'm giving it a two and made no goddame sense

And also like even if I had seen the one before it an eight-year-old spitting those souls from his placenta umbilical cord fetus days while he's still it just doesn't make any sense. Well he's a dream eight year old. I think you broke me. How much did this movie cost to make? Um, there's some okay effects. Eight million. Six million. How much did it gross? Oh, I bet it did well. 22. 22, yeah. I would have guessed like 20, 20, yeah. Yeah, I mean, they kept making them after this, honey, are there in total? Like 37, I thought so, yeah. We should have done West Craven's new nightmare, the Meadow one. I figure we're going to do that at some point because it's much better than this in all honesty. At least Heather Lange in camps in it. I mean in another full house actor. Yeah. Who's the other full house actor? I'm the little

boy who he's in a couple seasons of full house and he's also in kindergarten copies the boys have a penis girls have a vagina kid. Like I love that movie. So there are five numbered for any movies. This is the last numbered. And then there is the final nightmare which was six. Well that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I's their. I's the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I their. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. the. the. I. I'm. the. the. I's. the. the. last numbered. And then there is the final nightmare, which was six. Well, that's weird because he's back in the womb, so I don't know how, whatever, go on. West Craven's new nightmare in 94. Yeah. Freddie v. 94, 2003. Little Baron Freddy stretch there. And then the remake, oh, in 2010.

I don't think I knew there was a remake. Oh, yeah. Who's in it? Anybody good? It's the guy who, oh, is Robert England still Freddie? No, no, there's a new Freddie. It's that. He's apparently going to play Freddy in another thing that's coming out sometimes soon. I can't remember the name of the actor that's in it. Give the

man a job. Give the man a job. He was an urban legend. Yeah he's been in a bunch of movies. Jackie Earl Haley plays Freddy in who's like he was in Bad News Bears and breaking away in a bunch of like 70s movies. He's in the watchman. No, no it's a It's a the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the th. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. the. thi. the. thi. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the the th. the th 70s movies. He's in the Watchmen that movie. No, no, it's a terrible movie. Hate Sack Slander. Fendies Bears is pretty good though. Oh, it's fantastic. Oh, it's fantastic.

Wait, have you seen the original or the remake? The 70s one. Okay, I don't think I knew there was a remake of that. sports movie? Yeah, Billy Bob Thornton's in it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna give this movie a four. Well, better than a... Because I giggled so much watching it and how stupid it was. It brought me joy and how dumb it was. I'm glad you feel that way. You're filled with joy like Freddy, just laughing at everything. I've got to laugh at something. Or you'll cry. Or I will cry. Yeah, don't bother. Or, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, th. th. to thi, th. to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. to to to to theeea. to to to to to to to to to to thi. thi. thi. thi. No, don't bother. We did it for you. If you do, it's fucking ridiculous and you're, it's on you at this point.

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It's so weird. It's so weird. This is our last episode, Alan has been frozen and is dead now. So what are we doing next week? We are going to tackle a foreign film, at least foreign language I believe, called Under the Shadow, which takes place in Tehran. Huh. Which have heard Build to me as the Iranian Baba Duke. Okay. So I'm expecting to be upset after watching this one.

Oh good. Yeah, Iranian Baba Duke sounds upsetting. Yeah. Yeah. Nitflix? Netflix. I don't always said, Netflix. Because that's not it. I do want to start knitflicks, though.

It's just for knitters. Knitters, and you can watch. It's like, um, basically, those logs, those you will logs, that they they they they they they they they that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that? No, no, it's just like a log that's burning. It's like a fireplace so that you can knit in front of it like it's a fireplace. Oh, nice. I thought maybe you were doing, is it the Swedish? Is it the slow TV where it's just like two hours of a train going across the country? Oh, that seems frustrating. But I watched cake decorating videos constantly so. It's just so satisfying.

Yeah, it's really satisfying. It's very relaxing. Okay. Check it out. I've been, I've been, you know, to stress relief lately. I've been watching a lot of Great British bakeoff. Yeah. It's so nice to see people being nice to each other. I just like I'm trying to save that because I don't know how much I'm going to get, you know what I Like, I don't want to go plow through them real quick. But so then I'm also giving... Sabring them. Yeah, given QED five bucks a month for it, so. Oh, so yeah. Enjoy that QED. I've think about re-watching them all and trying to do some of the internet. Talk to us. Yeah, give us a review on iTunes.

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