Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 122- Under the Shadow (2016)

Episode Date: February 20, 2017

This week we're discussing the 2016 Iranian film "Under the Shadow." It's available on Netflix, so if you haven't seen it yet and don't want us to spoil it for you, check it out before you listen. Special topics we'll be discussing include: the advantages of subtitles over dubbing (seriously, who likes dubbing?? be sure to change it on your Netflix options if that kind of thing bothers you), how little we know about world history because the public school system let us down, how much we know about 90s hip hop because hot beats have never let us down, litigations forthcoming from the Walt Disney Company, brief reviews of both "Split" and the "John Wick" franchise and talk of the greatest reality television show, "Project Runway." Auf wiedersehen.  Songs used in this episode (please don't sue us): Wu Tang Clan- "C.R.E.A.M." Have you seen this movie? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  While you're on the internet, don't forget to go see Cryptocurium at www.cryptocurium.com and sign up to receive their amazing monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror. It's full of cool handmade horror stuff by Jason McKittrick and it only costs $35/month. Get it for yourself, get it for a friend, get it for your cat! Just get it. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Sure is good to see old Saddam Hussein though, right? That's what I came up with. Why did I think I could drink a cup of coffee right? I don't know. You know what I was going to say. I don't think it's very good and it might have to be redone. Why would you not think it would be inane? Why did I think it would be inane? I was kind of hoping that he would be part of the movie like, uh, like he is in the Big Lebowski.

Me also. But it was just photos. Yeah, just photos. RIP, but not really. Just go fuck yourself. Hello, Katie. Hey, Alan, how are you? I'm well. I'm here hosting with you another episode of WhereWulf Ambulance. That you are. That was the most backwards way we've ever introduced the podcast.

Hey, you know, they know what they're getting into. It's episode 181, right? 1,000. No, it's 122. God help us. And we are here to spoil a movie, a recent film, so we're going to spoil this if you haven't seen it, you should watch it. We spoil them all. I guess people don't necessarily like that, but to that I say, no. I did see where someone suggested us to other people to listen

to, but they were like, you should definitely watch the movie because they spoil them. It like it sounded like the way they wrote it. It's it. It's it. It's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, to, to to to the the the the their, to, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, to to to to to to to to to their, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, to, to, the, to, to the, the, the, the, their, their their their th. th. their th. the. their their their their the. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the way they wrote it. Spoil, it's, yeah I mean, we ruined them. We've ruined these movies. We left them out in the sun and they rotted, you know? We made them in a little Freddy fridge. Yeah, but then we turn the fridge off and let them wrought and spoil. Spoiled. Yeah, but yeah, so we're wanting to say Under the Sea, and then I want to break into the song from The Little Mermaid, because I'm an asshole. Go, Under the Sea.

You plug it in, you plug it in here. No way, dude, Disney's gonna stomp all over us if I do that. No one will know. We'll credit them. Sometimes I forget the thing that Justin Gray did for us. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Did you ever post that, I'm hungry, I like spaghetti one to the name?

No, but I will now. Okay, thank you. I really like that. Room-tempe your butter? You know why? Because we're Italian, see? Always spaghetti. And you miss your Uncle Charles. I do. Y'all. Why they kill my dog, though?

I feel like this is a very inane intro. Right. It's our normal, precise me making motorcycle noises intro. Oh yeah, and no meandering from the plot of the film at all. Although this one I just, I do get to go, th- You've been looking forward to that. Because there's bombs.

There's bombs. This is our first big bomb movie. Yeah, big war. Yeah. This is our first real war movie, isn't it? I can't even imagine. It's just, it's a perfect thing to ratchet up the tension in anything. Yeah, yeah, it really is. So this movie takes place in Tehran? Mm-hmm.

In the 1980s. Yeah, from, and during the Iraq-Aran war. Hence, Saddam Hussein. Unn, unnel, un thuu. Why would we say that? Why would you that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that say that? Why would you say that? That's fucked up. Touring the American, the Desert Storm. That's the one, the first one. My dad, who was a purveyor of stupid t-shirts.

Had a t-shirt that said, it's only a matter of time, Saddam. the huge clock. And in front of the clock was Uncle Sam choking Hussein. That's fucking amazing. That's fucking amazing. Yeah, it's right up there with his happy fisherman t-shirt. Yeah. A fisherman without pants on, standing in a river with a fish on his dick.

Boy, oh boy, where do you buy a thing like that? I don't know in the Grosso store where my dad chopped. Oh, old grosso? Remember Saddam's sons? That that everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone? That's that everyone? That sons that everyone is like real obsessed with looking at dead body pictures of them? Yes. Yeah I just wanted to bring that up. I was just all around a weird. Yeah totally weird. Ward turns out it's real weird. So weird. It's not comfortable. It makes me feel bad. Boy are we Americans. So there's a lot of flavor text to get you up to speed on what's going on in this movie this movie this movie this movie th. th. this movie th th this movie th th the movie th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi the the the the the the the the theeate the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to lot of flavor text to get you up to speed on what's going on in this movie in the beginning. Yeah, I really didn't know much about the Iraq, Iran war or the Iranian

Revolution or anything. I didn't know anything really about it because I'm an asshole and I'm American and all I learned was the American Revolution over and over and over. Isn't that insane? How little they teach us? I don't even know anything about World War I really except Archduke Ferdinand him biting it. Right. Yeah, that's all I know really. We won that one. I know that because I have a t-shirt is back-to-back world war champs. With an American flag on it, which I got it the same story your dad got that happy that that, the USA. No, because USA Number One. Oh, yeah, that's right. We don't talk about the fact. I got on Amazon. I don't know. I don't know. Over there.

Wait, that's the second one, right? Yeah. Yes. I don't know anything about the first one. Arch Duke Ferdinand. World War I. So yeah, so this movie. Oh God, we're a terrible human. So this movie, Tehran, 1980-something. They don't give a specific date, to say between 80 and 88, and you're following, uh, I'm...

She-Day. Okay, you, one thing we should state is that you watched it with dubbing and I watch it subtitled. I straight up did not realize that there was an option on Netflix to turn off the dubbing and turn on the subtitles. Oh yeah. It's dubbed movies are just never, I mean like they're never good and this one is particularly bad with the dubing. So it kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind. It kind. It kind. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to the to the the to the to the the to the to to to to to to to to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I I. th. th. th. th. th. I. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. theeeee. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. I. I. I dubbing. So it kind of tainted it for me a little bit, but.

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It's like my friend Chris, who tries to do Irish people, but it always sounds Jamaican. Why, I don't know. Anyway, yeah, Shida is our protagonist, and her husband is Irage, and the daughter is Dorsa. Dorsa. Yeah. So to back up again, this movie was kind of billed to me as the Iranian Baba Duke. And it is. Yes, yeah, a lot less kid screaming. Yeah, yeah, there's a weird tension in the Babaduke that isn't in this movie, which is, in the Babaduke, you can kind of, like, the kid, you can see he's a problem, you know what I mean? can see why is a problem but in this movie the little girl's like pretty delightful

just a little girl and so you kind of like are angrier at the mother in this movie I feel than in the Babaduke because you're like quit taking it out on this kid you know right yeah which I really didn't need to see a movie about a woman being a bad mother by the way that that th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho that that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the teeeeeeeeeeeee. te. te. te. te. te. te. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thank you all for your kind messages and emails and posts and everything. Thank you. You're welcome. Oh, Alan. They were all me. Yeah, what?

Stop making up email addresses, you freaking creep. Yes, they would not be. I'm terrible. So she day wants to go back to college to be a doctor. She's gotten most of the way through seemingly, her studies. But she cannot because she was a radical during the 1979 revolution. And so they will not take her back into school. And the guy's a total dick about it. Yeah.

It's like I only brought you here so I could tell you to your face that you're an asshole. Okay. Yeah, turned the the the the the c tu the c tu the c tu the c. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thuu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thi thi. thi. th. th. th. th. the thi thi. the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the. the. the. the. the. theeeeee. theeeeeeee. theeeeee. thee. theee. the. the. the. Oh, okay. Yeah. Turns out the Cultural Revolution in Iran was not that kind to women. No, as we see later also, yeah. And her husband, being ever supportive as a husband, says, well, maybe it's for the best that you can't go back to school, which sort of sets the tone for their relationship for the rest of this movie. Yeah, he's pretty unlikable. But do you think there are no other schools? I mean, like, you just, I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know if it's because she had gone to so much of it there

and like transferring credits and all that stuff. But they seem to have a relatively, like they have a nice home and the husband has amazing hair. Yeah, totally jealous of that dude's here. Very thick. And well. And well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, and well, and well, and well-and well-a, well well well well well-a, and well well well well well well well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well, and well-a, and well- He's a doctor also. He is. And he gets conscripted to go, or gets drafted to go into the war. And he's sent off to a, like, where the action is happening. Yeah.

And he wants her and the daughter, Dorsa, who's maybe like, I don't know, five, to go stay with his parents in a safer part of the country, but she's all hackled up ha hack hack ha hack ha hack, th.... I th. I th. And th. And th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And th. th and th and thi. thi, and thi, and to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to stay to go, and to go. to go, and to go, and to go, and to go, and to go, and to go, and to go, and to go, and to go, and to go. to go. to go. to go. And, and to go. And, and to go. And, and to go. And, and to go. And, and to go. And, and to go. And, and to go. to go. to go. to go. to go. to to go. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. thi in a safer part of the country, but she's all hackled up and doesn't want to go. Yeah, I can stay my own house. Everything ends with, are you saying I'm a bad mother? Yeah, and kind of a lot of the time, yeah, yeah, yeah. And she really loves her Jane Fonda workout tape. I loved that, actually, I really did. It was a really good way of saying that she was in that she that she that she that she was in that she was in that she was in that she was in that she was in good way of saying that she was in tune with like the Western world. Yeah and I and later we find

out that the VCR if the government had it they would like confiscate it which I was like, oh I had no idea. Because people want tapes. Yeah yeah yeah for sure that's I mean they only wanted you focusing on Iranian stuff and probably Quranic stuff as well. Yeah. And it's established that Shida has a history of sleepwalking. Right, right, right. And the daughter is also having some problems with not sleeping through the night and hearing things.

And one of the neighbors has some children and has a child that's staying with her, that's like a nephew or something. Yes. That apparently told her the the the thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tho- tho- tho-a tho-a thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi they's thi they's they's they're thi thi thi thi. And thi. And thi. And thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.. And they're with her that's like a nephew or something yes that apparently told her about gins which are like genies genies or demons bad guys bad genies yeah like in Aladdin right sort of yeah I never saw that I never saw Aladdin no do you want to put in a Aladdin song here since Walt Disney's coming let it go let it go let it no that's not Aladdin. No, it's um, uh, I were king of the forest. That's not even the right, it's not even the right lion.

I can't even think of the lion guy. Yeah, no, that's not either, no. We should keep doing this because I have no way of making fun of the movie we're actually talking about. I know, we gotta make jokes somewhere, so let's make them at Walt Disney. Yeah, man, fuck that anti-Semite. Yeah, I hated the Jews. Although I've heard that that may not be true. I think that was, I think it's overblown.

And I do love that Mickey Mouse, house cartoon from like 1929 or whatever. Is that the one with the skeletons? And the great? Oh, so good. Dancing like this? I'm doing it right now, but you can't see it. I'm also not doing it because I have legs. I wish I had xylophone tummy that I could do. Yeah. So she's introduced the idea of the gin.

Right. We're told the boy that that that that that that that that that that the boy who has told her this though is a mute and never speaks. Mehdi, I believe his name is? Yes. This movie had a lot of things that like, I'd be watching it for a while and be like, is this a horror movie? I don't know what's happening in this movie. And then like, oh, meady told me, uh, Meddy's a mute. And I went, I think. Oh yeah, definitely. This could not have cost much to make. No, no, no, no. Sort of just like in the Babaduke,

like it becomes this character that the mother sort of adopts the idea that this may be a thing after refuting it for a while with the child. Yeah, so I guess what Jins do is like take something of yours. and the daughter's doll, Kimia, has gone missing. Right. Which, it's like a little bit of an annoying premise because they're looking for this doll for like the whole fucking movie. At some point, even if you believe

there's a gin that took your daughter's doll, you might still flee when there's like a missile literally in the floor above you, like the story above you. Every time, like anything goes down, Dorsa runs back to find Kimi. Yeah. She's just like, oh God I gotta go get it. Yeah, and it's just you wouldn't you wouldn't let your child dictate this, I don't think. But I will say another similarity that this movie has with the Babaduke is I think both the children in those movies are really good at what they're doing. Yeah, they're very good actors at their ages. So, mom is just like, her agitation level is just like,

she's starting at agitated and just ratcheting up from there all the time now. Which I would assume you would do living in a war zone. And having like, your dream taken from you, and you had some, there's some mom pressure there, she's got this textbook that her mom gave her medical textbook and right, right, right. But her mom's dead and you can't let your dead mom down. That's like rule number one. Oh, what is, there's the great line where they're arguing about why she wants to go to school. Erajj is like throwing it back into her face and she's like,

you just want to go because it was your mother's dream. Yeah. You just want to go. to go, the to go, to go, the to go, to go, to go, the to go, to go, to go, the to go, to go, the to go, the the to go, the the the to go, the to go, the th. the th. th. thi, thi, tho, the the the tho, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. the th. tho, tho, the. the. thean. thean. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. t. th.the mic and walked out of the room. Yeah. See, this is the problem with the dubbing is, he was like, you just went to go because it was your mother's dream. And she's like, dead people can't dream. And I was like, no, they can't. Oh wow. So yeah, with the, with the- It's very disappointing. faces they were really emoting and then the the the dialogue just did not sound

that way. She did is great. She's sure she looked great yeah I'd heard what she was doing but she was sounded like I just want to go to school to be a doctor and I was like this is what makes me think I can be an actor see. It's annoying that the default is you're a dumb American. Yeah, I can't read, so just speak it to me. Whatever. Sorry to our listeners who prefer dubbing, but just read the movie. You're dumb-dums though.

According to Owens, I didn't on me. You're dub-dums. But dum-bums. So like Katie said, a bomb drops in the top floor of the building but doesn't explode. Yeah, it's just literally sticking into the home. Which how do you not just make a coolet man like shaped hole in the wall and bust through it and just run? Don't know. She does CPR and this poor old man.

Modern CPR standards though, I noticed. Oh really? The breaths and the counting, yeah? I mean, the 50s, they're probably the same, right? When I learned CPR in the 90s, it was like 10 breaths to 10 pushes. Now I think it's like two breaths to 30 pushes or something like that. Oh wow. That is what they were doing. I'm just saying. I could be 100% wrong about that. But I had a CPR card in like 1996. So, yeah, I'll tell me.

Well, there's one thing we should mention is that Shida is going around and cleaning up the house, and she goes to straighten up Dorse's bed, and finds this lump of fuzz and just goes and throws it away. I don't remember that. Yeah. What was it? So later when the gin is being talked about Dorsa says, oh Meddy gave me a lump of black cat tear that was protecting me and now I can't find it. Oh okay. So what I love about that is I was kind of hoping you didn't notice because it was like it was super subtle.

She was like cleaning, she found and went, ugh, and throw it away. And it wasn't like camera zooms in and bob-bomb-bom. Yeah. It was just like this little tossed off thing and then you had to be like, oh, oh shit. But see, I'm a dumb American and I missed it, so maybe so, so maybe, so maybe, so th, so it, so it, so, so, so, so it, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, and I th. So, and I thi, and I thi, and I thi, and I thi, and I thi, and I thi, and I thi, and I thi, and I thi, and I, and I, and I th. And, and I, and I th. And, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I th. And, and I, and I, and I th. And, and I th. And, and I th. And, and I th. And, and I's th. And, and I's th. And, and I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th talking every tell these people? Why are these people from Wisconsin voicing them? Dorsa is hurt during the bombing. She gets knocked down. She's also been sick, right? Is this when she gets sick? She has like a fever and starts having nightmares, she just keeps getting sicker. After the cat hair has been thrown away, she's started to get sicker. And this is the first first thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to, th, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to thi, to to to to to to to too, thi, toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, thi, thi, thi, thi been thrown away. She's started to get cigarette. And this is the first time when like, Dorsa is hurt and mom, like, Dorsa comes to and she's screaming for a mother and mom runs off to take care of the elderly man.

Yeah, that was kind of a sad scene. Yeah, and it kind of is mirrored later on in the movie. Yeah. Yeah, she leaves this kid all baby child. She like, I don't know, maybe maybe man. The next note I have is they remove the bomb and then more Jane Fonda. Yeah, there's a lot of Jane Fonda in this movie. Also I liked that video that Dorsa was watching where it was just like, it was like a music video or something. Oh yeah, I wanted to try and figure out. I forgot to look it up. I was like, I'd kind of jam that song. That's a pretty good song. There's a banging noise that happens in the house.

That they can't really figure out what's going on with it. And this sort of keeps happening throughout the movie. Doris is getting sicker. There's a conversation with the, I guess the daughter of the upstairs neighbor who she gave CPR to who died, who said when the bomb hit, he was fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then she said, did you say that he saw something? He saw something? He started screaming and then died.

At this point, everyone is leaving the building. Yeah, but her friend and her husband are going to be with a thrown, to be with their thir thrahemies are going to like live with a child or something somewhere else and she's just like, nah, I'm staying, I'm staying. And that made me bad. Like I, do you really believe, do you suddenly really believe this strongly in the gin that you're going to not go? Yeah.

Or is it just stubbornness? I think it is just pride at this point. That's foolish. I agree. Ding! Do we just freeze frame again? I'm stuck in the air again. I want to stop doing this. I'm so sore. Oh, so this is when she day has this amazing nightmare.

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and just bugging out about this. And like all the books are all over the place. And eventually she does find the doll and it's all like dismembered in a drawer the drawer where she keeps her like secret textbooks under lock and key right and the textbook has gone right right which I was confused I don't know why that was gone because the gin took something of hers okay okay no jins could get two and one. Yeah, it's a two-fer, it's a bogo. A bogo. You get your bogo. You get your bogo. You're down sure safe. So initially when we do see the gin, and it's kind of a bum out, because it's CGI, and it looks like... It's a teeth head? Well, no, when it's just like the thing in the burqqkirk, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. the the the the th, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the, the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. the, th. th. th. th. th. thin, thin, thin, th. thin, th. gen, gen, th. th. gen, th. thin, th. th. thin, the, the, the, the scare where she's looking through the peephole and it runs by.

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with that masking tape, which literally fixes everything in this movie. And so they're in the basement and the dolls there with them, which I think is important because... because they... Because we lose the doll's head. The doll, we go back. So they like get in the car, they basically just get in the car and drive away. And I was like, oh no, the door, the door! Because this door has been like, referenced and it's hard to lock and hard to unlock or whatever.

I was like, I knew this door was going to come back to haunt, I've seen a lot of things calling this a feminist horror movie and that's a great little like the early on when the guy who's the landlord is like, can you tell your wife to stop not locking this door properly? And he's like, and the women drive. It's women's false. Always women's false. Oh, yeah. That's a good way. There's a lot of good ways of like not hitting you over the head with these ideas, like the Jane Fonda tape and this like, you know, there's a point where we skipped earlier where she like is out, um...

She gets picked up. She's running in the street without any headscar of it. And she gets picked up and they say, like, what do you think you're in Europe now? Which is like, oh, I can't. On top of being in a war zone, you're basically criminalized for being a woman. Yeah. Can't even imagine. No.

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I'm fine with them, yeah. Look, you like them or you don't. I've only seen number six. Well, you should get in there, dip your toes. I did dip. There was a scene of that where Vin Diesel is thrown from one car over like 200 feet across a highway to the hood of another car and just lands and starts doing stuff.

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You want to vomit? You want to fart on it? I don't want to do either of those things. I'll rate it though. You rate it first. You rate it first. All right. I really enjoyed this movie.

Yeah. Like I said earlier, there was parts where I was like, I was, I was, I watching here. I don't know what the, oh my god. And the fact that it could like kind of lose me a little bit and then suck me right back in almost maybe like it more than something that had me the entire time. Because it showed like finesse what they were what they were doing. I love a Jane Fonda of workout. Speaking of which, if anyone has a copy of the Linnea Quigley VHS workout, I will definitely take that off your hands, just get in touch. Does she have a vagina pant in that movie? No, I think she's wearing like a studded leotard.

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Change the settings. Yes, change it to Persian with English subtitles. Or whatever, you know, if you speak Persian, turn the fucking subtitles up. Let's do this. Put it in Spanish if you got to, but I bet it sounds terrible there, too. Nine. Whoa! I just gave this movie a nine.

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known that you could change it and I feel like mad about it. Yeah. I'll probably have to rewatch it. And this is one in which I actually will, instead of just saying that I will and then shaking my head, no, no I won't. Like, you can get in and nail with that one, yeah. I also really enjoyed it. I'm going to give it a seven only because the moments they were so frustrating in it where it was just like, why are you saying it like, like that. Yeah. So I need to re-watch it, but this is a tentative seven. Let's give it that. Ah, yeah. Seven to be augmented perhaps later. Perhaps I may or may not get to it. We have a lot of movies to watch here, you know what I mean? There's great British pick off. Yeah, and I have like eight seasons of Project Runway that I haven't watched yet. I keep paying for Hulu just to watch project runway. Really. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th like th like th. th. th. th. th. th thathe like thathe like th thathe like to to to to to to to to to to to to be like to be like to be like to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the or the or the or the or thea. thea. theatea. to to to to to to to to to be a to be a to be a to be a to be to be to be a to watch Project Runway, so. Really? Pretty much. I'm much like Brooklyn 9-9. Because I gotta get through Project Runway.

One day or in, and the next, you're out. Make it work, designers. Alfita Sane. I too love that show, by the way. Hedy Klim's so mean. Hedy Klim's so mean. She's so mean. What does that mean? Like, um, she burns you in a deep way, you know what I mean? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

She hits you where it hurts. And then she laughs. Laughs, laughs that mean German laugh. Love Heidi Kloom. This is so sad. Oh, man. This is the theycle told me. theyrella. You guys watching Project Runway? Is it still a going concern?

Mm-hmm. Oh, okay. Is Michael Kors still on it? No, it's, uh, they replace him with Zach Pozen. Oh, I don't know him. But alright. No. Because Michael Cors is always like, she looks like a waitress in a tiki bar.

And no one else can come up with things like that, you know? All right. So, yes. You know what doesn't look like a waitress in a tiki bar? Anything, really? Non-waitresses in tiki bars. Yeah. A cryptochium. Segway. They're getting poorer and poorer, aren't they?

Katie, what do you got there? I got a cryptocurium. Is it a box? It is. It's not a car, which is slightly bullshit. I can't wait till we open one of these and there's a car inside of there that has all the stuff. This was sent to us by Jason McHedrick of Cryptocurium. It is the parcel of terror. He makes this crazy handmade stuff. And you can have it delivered to your door for just $355 a month. Go online. Crypto-C-R-Y-P-T-O-C-U-R-I-U-M dot com. Sign up for it and it will be delivered to you monthly. Yeah, go to the parcel of terror on Cryptokyram sign up for it. Give it as a gift? Yeah, give it to yourself. Yeah, gift yourself. Treat yourself. Treat yourself. Treat yourself. We've got one here. We've got one here. throwne- th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- the the the house long enough that I have looked inside here

already. Where's the surprise? All right, this month's parcel of tear includes the crack and wall plaque. The final edition in our series of crypto zoology themed wall plaques depicts the tentacle horror of the depths. Cast and solid resonant individually hand painted comes ready to display with a tash metal latch. Let me see it, let me see it, let me see it. Jason, that is beautiful.

I love it. The whole crypto zoology collection is currently being displayed on my mantle, and this is a gorgeous final addition to it. It is, it is, I agree. Alien Sticker, a recreation of the poster art and sticker form of the 1979 sci-fi horror masterpiece Alien which we did with Jason McIntyre did with Jason McKitrick episode yeah something there's a hundred and something I know like I can't remember I did remember the happening that's that was amazing that you pulled that thank you that's incredible that is awesome yeah yeah that's incredible to quality pearl finished sticker so knowledgeable about this movie, about this franchise.

Yeah, loves it. It was like, we gave it, we're like, hey man, can you wrap this up? And he's like, nope, but I could tell you everything about it. It was so good. Yep. Next. Invisible man, magnet, the seventh in our series of classic era monster magnets based on the universal films available tho. hair, cast in solid resin and individually hand-painted in a silver screen, black and white finish. So nice.

This series of classic monster movie guys is so good. They are adorning my cubicle at work in my, hey don't come and talk to me, a motif that in your farts. Have you ever watched the original Invisible Man? When I was very young, it's a movie none I liked. It derails a train and kills an entire train full of people. They have a comment or no? No, he just goes on a murderous rampage. Why? Because he's a dick because he's driven insane by the the formula turns him invisible. And he just becomes a maniac. It's so good. He's the bad guy-Science monster. He's not the fly. No, no, no. No. What we got next?

Cathulu Rises Print. The great old one awakens from his ancient slumber among the mind-bending pillars of the corpse city of... Really? Madviot? You all know, I don't know. I don't say that for you. Schlitzezeze, is sch-L-I-T-Z-I-E,

apostrophe, yes. Yeah. It's, it's, uh, possessive, oddities. Let me see that. Let me see. I think the Cthi-T-T- P90X. Whoa, Cthull is so ripped! Look at that fucking quad pack. Yeah. Geez.

Cthulu, I never knew. How you doing, Gatulu? Oh. The fuck is wrong with us? A lot of things. A lot of very bad things. Okay, finally, finally, jungle hunter pin. A trophy head pin of the ultimate trophy head hunter,

cast in solid resin and individually hand-painted, comes ready to wear with attached metal pinback. This is great. Look at that. Look at that. Your favorite movie. Oh boy. A horror movie. This is cute. I like this because it's nice and little. I just want to describe this.

It's our friend and yours. The predator. The predator. The predator. You can listen to our episode with Justin Gray. Yeah. I like it because it's the predator with his mask on. Yeah.

It's just like, it's like the chill predator. It's cute, yes. It looks cute instead of mean. Does it look cute? That's cute. This is cute. Katie. Yeah. There's candy. What is this? It looks like an orange lollipop.

Does he give this candy to everybody or just us, do you think? Just us? I'm going to say just us, too. He's like to share. Sorry this one isn't shareable and eating it. No, it's fine. It's not like when you've bitten gummies in half for me. Look, I like to share. Yeah, we have that kind of relationship. Oh, let's go off the air and then I'll eat it. All right.

So a little bit. Cryptocurium. C-R-Yem-I-U-M dot com. Yeah. Can you just like... Mom and isolate that and put a jingle to it? Nah. Sounds like a lot of work. Nope, I will write a song and put a jingle to that. I love doing that stuff. Okay. So we're gonna do a jingle. The Jason literally never wanted or asked for it. PRY, P-P-O-C-U-R-I-U-M. Dot com. So go to CryptoCarem.com, go to the Barstletara Give Jason 35 bucks a month, get awesome in the mail.

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No, but I'm like made out of tears. You're like 90% tears. And then the other percent is farts. Why am I so fart heavy? I don't know. I saw the coffee. I love fart jokes, though. Yeah.

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Why didn't anyone warn us? I think I must have seen the of it. You know what I mean? I wasn't on all day. Yeah, yeah, we did we're gonna do that. We didn't do that yet. So come back next week. Let's know us talk about. What a classic? Joan Crawford. Betty Davis is banded. Betty Davis. Still trying to open this only club. Sorry I'm crinkling. And. And to. And to. And to. And to. And to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to Still trying to open this only club. Sorry, I'm crinkling. And thank you for sending us emails. You can get in touch with us on Facebook. You can get in toub's at Wairwolf Ambulance at Gmail. well.

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