Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 127- Slither (2006)

Episode Date: March 27, 2017

This week we're discussing the sci-fi/horror/comedy/grossout movie "Slither" from 2006. Special topics for your consideration include: a very important AMA on Reddit that everyone should see, Muppets singing R&B/rap hits of the 90s, opinions on "Dinosaurs" (the television show, not the beasts), a very real need to stop using internet acronyms IRL and perhaps most importantly: two, count em, two contests! One is the Count Dickula sweepstakes in which the first person to email us at [e-mail] with the number of times we say "dick" in this episode wins a free Werewolf Ambulance XL or 2XL t-shirt (hey, you get what you get and it's free). The other is a non-cleverly named contest in which the first listener to email us with the title of next week's April Fool's Day movie, which we have teased a number of times, will win the same prize as above. Have you seen "Slither"? Did you like it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Are you into super gross worm dudes? Check out Episode 88- "Shivers" for another film that really utilizes them. How about weird sexual tension? In that case, we'd recommend Episode 25- "The Pit." As always, you should absolutely check out our sponsor Cryptocurium, but for a different reason this week! They are still producing the incredible Parcel of Terror, but now you can also join The Order of the Thinned Veil, a membership-only community with three tiers of membership that each get you some pretty awesome stuff: exclusive artwork, contests, invitations to events, and more. This is only for people who straight up love Halloween, so...that's all of you. Check it out at www.cryptocurium.com and consider an annual membership! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

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because it's one of my favorites. It's very funny. Am I you, I don't mean Katie. I mean all of you. I'll listen to it. I bet it's good. I think I did some Nicole Kidman impressions, But, you know, play better than my Heidi Klum. Your Heidi Klum is perfect. I won't hear you disparaging it.

It's almost as good as my Tim Gunn. God, why are we not just doing a project runway knockoff? Because Michael Quarres is gone. Yeah. Yeah. It's no sense to it. Well, the way you said it made it sound like he was dead. Anyway, this is a movie. This is Slyther. I had not heard of this before you suggested. Really? Yeah. Oh, man.

It's um, it's basically like a B movie, modern times B movie. Yeah, it's an homage to the B film. Yeah, creature, kind of, uh, would you say this is the grossest movie we've done to date. It's up there. I was sickened. Oh I was very sick made very sick by this movie really really nauseated. Oh yeah I'm sorry. That's all right. I had it coming. This is directed written directed by James Gunn writer and director of your favorite movie Guardians of the Galaxy. Oh I heard there's a new one. You can't stop seeing trailers for, I heard there's a new one. You can't stop seeing trailers for it. No, I'm seeing it right now.

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I think this is what they show up for. Do you think they stop once we start talking about the movie they're like out. Fuck a movie I'm just here for the nonsense. Stick around they'll be nonsense later. Oh I'm planning on being nonsensical for this entire thing. We start off with a space rock hurtling towards the earth. My first news is, oh God, more space. Because after Ben Horizon, I'm spaced out. I'm over, I'm done the space tank is on full I needed to get down a little. God I wish you had a space tank. There's two country cops that are sitting in the woods catching speeders. One of them is Nathan Philly. The guy from Firefly. Yes. Yes.

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This movie is very referential to the Night of the Creeps, even though it won't admit to it. It won't? The director's like, oh no, that's not what I was referencing. It's like, dog? Dog, dog. Come on. Dog? Come on. Look at this list we're making. Now that we're in the Funtime movies. Yeah.

I feel like we get energized by the Funtime movies. Guys, get out was a really hard time for us to get back out of. Yeah, yeah, we had to get out of that. Great movie. I just can't do it right now. Oh yeah. No. So I love that the cops don't notice the thing crashing behind them? No, because they're stupid. See, that's a joke. Wally. Love Wally. Oh, Bill Party is Nathan Philly's character. He's a sheriff. And the wet hot American summer lady is named Starla.

Mm-hmm. Elizabeth Banks. And she is a school teacher who seems to be married to Rowdy Burns, who is like twice her age. Yes. Rody burns they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're thi thi thi th. th. th th. th. tho tho tho thoom thoom thoom tho tho tho married to Rowdy Burns, who is like twice her age. Yes. Roddy Burns, still in pretty good shape. Still making it work, yeah, looking good. He's on that Walking Dead. Oh, is he? Yeah.

So that's like what people will know from. Not being Rowdy. From the most popular tea show of television. Well, that's the most popular drama about racing cars. I love that that movie is a drama. It's certainly not a comedy. It's about conquering your fears and it's about... Do we have to do this again? Do I have to explain this to you again?

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Seemingly. And Elizabeth Banks character, Starla, such a great name, has like, you know, gotten together with him to like get out of like the kind of crap life she had before him. And like, he doesn't seem that bad though. No, he's just kind of a jerky old to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get doesn't seem that bad though no he's alright he's just kind of a jerky old dude basically when you get old you get jerky I think is how it goes we can he's not he's not he's not an openly shitty character like he's not there's some there's some nuance to uh to

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except that she's a gold digger. And they're just drawing nudie picks of her on like, okay, whatever, teens. Did I mention that James Gunn did Tromeo and Juliet for Troma films? So he's like from that family of, not my favorite genre of movies, and not not a bit like toxic avenger and all that okay is that a comic book no no no it's just a movie sorry I didn't know that it sounds like it was a comic book I mean there was a cartoon for kids based on it which yeah maybe that's what I'm thinking of yeah

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I'm doing free bird. Yeah. And this bird you cannot change. I am the worst person to take to do karaoke. Because I'll do Metallica songs. Which ones particularly? I will particularly do Master of Puppets, which has a four-minute instrumental part in the middle of it.

Yeah, it's a long one. It's a dick move. What are you going to do? Just stand there during that time? I just talked about Cliff Burton. Yeah. bathroom and then came back in time for it to kick back in. Or like went up to the bar and bought a bag of chips. Or just slowly drink a beer the entire time. Just looking at everybody nodding. Yeah, it's good. Oh yeah it's a good part. Yeah, I like that. I like that. So at the bar, Grant Grants approach by Brenda.

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Yeah. Like, just go. Katie. Well, don't die. It's true. But Grant Grant lives on. Kind of. He's real into meat now. Meat. Meat. I like that. I like that a lot. He's very funny in this movie. He's hilarious. I like how he's like, he sees Elizabeth Banks, his wife and is like, doesn't recognize her, then sees a picture. And she's my wife, and like totally goes with it, like. And she puts on that song, what if that song was your song? That, yes, you're every woman in the world. What if that was your song?

You and Rob got a song? I don't think so. Not that I can think of. I walked down the aisle to Dinosaur Juniors Feel the Pain. Is that, yeah? You guys got a song? No. Not every woman in the world. You guys got songs? All you out there? Tell us what your song is. Tell us what you and your love one are intimate about.

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I love that a starless drinking tab soda. I never had a tab. Why would you barely exist anymore? You have to like find one in a dig somewhere. In a Transylvanian salt mine. I also like that Grant is building a nest. I want a nest. Just a dry leaves in your meat in your basement.

I want a nest real bad. I was like, is this nesting? Is this what I'm going through? I just want to build a nest. Oh man, I love, she's talking to her co-worker about how about her and her and Grant Grant had sex. And she says the grossest line. What's that? It was like he was discovering all these parts of my body, like a little boy or something. Yeah, that's fucked up.

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Yeah, that did not happen. that's a them. It's a source of food for a lot of low-income people. Oh, I'm not the smurching it. And they're going to run in front of your car, otherwise, you've hit them, you know. So you're really taking a Bradley Whitford from Get Out and stands on this? No, I'm not. People who grow up hunting are gun safe. It's like people who aren't that don't know how to use a gun. For sure. That's all I'm saying. This is my pro-hunting stance. I just took inexplicably. Not the first time you've done this. Really? Yeah.

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Do you think that was that actress's baby? It looked just like her. But as soon as I saw Brenda had a baby, I was just like, oh, I gotta go listen to the b b b b b bac? You definitely just said, pause the booby. So put in the bell. Pause the booby. And Grant Grant has gone over to seemingly be amorous with Brendan. Yeah. And meanwhile, Mal, what's his name in this movie? Bill Party? Bill Party is flirting all over Starla. We come to learn that he has always loved her. They were sweethearts when they were young.

Yeah. Or at least he was crushed on her heart and they were young. His whole life, yeah. What is the question? I have a question mark in my question. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know either. Basset Cooters? Yeah, what does that mean? I don't know. I don't know either. Basset Cooters? Yeah, what does that mean? I don't know. So I like that the deer-tier countdown is going along with Grant Grant opening his shirt to reveal his venous chest to Brenda.

And it fucks up Brenda. It fuck's up Brenda pretty good. I'll say. It impregnates her, right? With every worm on it. Oh my god. These fucking worms, these tiny little dick worms. This is a movie about dicks, right? It's a fool of dicks. Yeah, these are a little tongues. No, just dicks? Total dicks. Okay. Basset Cooters. I'm gonna just Google that while you tell us what happened next. So, Grant shovs the finger things into Brenda, they start pumping her full of stuff.

It's very sexual. And gross. This is where I have the note, this is a very ethnically diverse town. Is it? Yeah, which I liked. I think that was the high school mascot where they were the Basset Cooters. Oh really? Yeah. I did not notice that. Yeah, anyway, go on. They sort of cuts from that and we meet back up with Starla and Grant. And Grant is covered in like these pustules. Yeah, he's all swole up. Yeah.

And Starla sees the thing in his chest and he tells her it's a bee sting. Yeah. And the, like the, yeah, his neck is all swollen. And he says that he's called the doctor. But when Starlet calls the doctor from work, the doctor's like, I've been seeing your husband over a year. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He looks terrible. He does. Not as bad as he's in the woods. Yeah, feeding her all this meat and dead animals. That was, that was a lot for me.

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Oh, she also has gone down to the basement and seen that he has all this, these dead animals hanging everywhere. And did you notice they's that great reveal where, uh, so she comes back out of the basement and like walks past a window and then walks back past it again and now Grant Grant is standing at the window that he wasn't known for. And then she tries to run outside to get away from him, which doesn't make any sense. Dumb-Dum. And then we get the title card three days later. I missed that.

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Shoot him in the leg or something, right? He didn't have legs. Shoot him in the lower regions. Shoot him in his two dicks. There's the great line where someone said, you said squid, and they just go, it got worse. He looks like something that fell off my dick during the war. Yeah. So Starla approaches Grant to try and like talk to him. Yeah, and he's still got some of his humanity.

Yeah, and he's wearing those glasses still. Becoming a squid has not helped his opticals. And another guy comes up behind him with a gun. Yeah. And he lashes out with a tentacle, Grant Grant does, and splits the guy in too. Love a good splitting. Holy shit it's amazing. It's just like the guy standing there like not knowing what happened and then a red line just starts down the middle of him and all of his insides come, outsied. Love splittings. Follow him back to the barn. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the t. t. t. t. t. tap. t. te. t. te. te. te. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. tides. Love splittings. Follow him back to the barn. Yeah he is he it's a trap though. He's trapped back there because Brenda is in there.

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But she was not anybody you would have noticed. She was like attendant number two or something. Oh, okay. She is taking a bath. And there's that scene, a la Nightmare on Elm Street, whatever, where Freddy's claws are coming through the bathtub. Yeah. They're doing it with the worm this time.

That's been another movie. It wasn't, what's the Cronenberg movie we did? Shivers. There's a monster in the bathtub scene in that, too. Oh, yeah. And the little girls the little girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls figured you would. But the worm just kind of pops into this girl in the bathtub's mouth. Yeah. And see, everyone's having a really hard time keeping these things out of their mouths.

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It was something along those lines. That's pretty good. Yeah, Dr. Pepper's. She gets this like mental telepathy image of dinosaurs fighting. And then Grant, Grant maybe? Right. What's Grant? Because we realize that when the people at the barn get infected, they all start talking to Starla in Grant's voice.

I don't quite understand that. So the worms all have like a single conscious. And it's all Grant at this point in time because he was the worms all have like a single conscious and it's all grant grant at this point in time because he was the first infected. All right. I mean it doesn't work out later when like the family's attacking the young girl after they get infected because they all have their consciousness but the thing is in this movie that the bad guys have like all different rules and they have all different skills and none of it really makes a lot of sense, but that's okay.

It's just to get to the next gross out thing. Yeah, yeah, and there are plenty of them, so let's get there. The Struittmeyers is the name of the family. Right. So the whole family gets infected except for the one, in the one daughter, who's in ickerman? Yeah. They go, they run out to the cop car and she's not allowed to ride in the front for some reason. If I'm in a horror movie and no one's ever putting me in the back of a cop car. The thing you can't get back out of?

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and are carrying her off sort of like delicately and gently back to her house. Because they're Grand Grand. And they clean her up and comb her back and real weird haircut. And put her in her pajamas, which is the thing that she was wearing when she was being sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy the sexy th sexy th sexy thi-s thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, th, thi-s, they, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi-s, thi-s, thi-s, the the the the the the the the the the the thi-s thi-s, thi-s, theeeeeeaugh, thea-s, their thea-s, their their their their the thea-s, her like silky nightgown thing. Yes. SMDH. I have the line here that I'll probably cut out right after I say this. He tries to run and gets dick fingered. Dick fingered? Because they were like dick finger. Why are you going to cut that? How many times have I said dick? I don't know he gets dick-fingered is just a real weird thing to say. Please like that is not even the weirdest thing you've said in the last three weeks. I love that there's photos of Starla all over the house that are just stuck up with blood. Yeah yeah it's weird it's a weird.

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around at this point. I have another gross note that's people are joining his bulk because that's what they're doing they're adding to his bulk and they're just becoming absorbed. It's like, aw. Oh, aw. So we had checkoff's grenade earlier. Sure. Because the town has a ridiculous firearms in it.

Just like huge machine guns and shit. It's hilarious. And there's one grenade. So Nathan Philly and he comes back to the moment that saves them. And he drops it in the pool. It explodes in this like, puh. I love the pool. I lulled at that, yeah. See, lulled, see? SMDH.

We gotta be better. We gotta be better. We gotta be better. So then they get the propane tank. Yeah. to kill a monster, I guess. I don't really understand what they do with it. I mean, it's something. Starla explodes it. But I can't remember how she'd, oh, she shoots it with a gun, right?

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Yeah, let's write this shit. All right, Katie, you want to go first? Yeah. This is a movie about It's a very dicky movie. Very dicky movie. Yeah. It's a very funny B movie gross out thing. The monster makes no sense. No. The monster's motivation makes no sense. But it doesn't really matter because that's not why you're watching it I guess. Right you're just watching it for the gross outs. the gross out the gross out the gross out the gross out the gross out the gross out the gross out the monster the gross out m gross. the monster m the monster m the monster m. the m. the m. the m. the m. the m. the m. the mo. the monster mo. the monster mo. the monster mo. the m-s mo. M-s mo. M-s mo the monster mo the monster m- m- m- the m-s m-s. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. It's m. It's m. It's m. It's m. It's m. It's m. It's m. It's m. It's m. It's m. It's m. It's m. It's m. It's m. It's m. It's m. It's m. It's m. It's m. It's m. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the t. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I. I'm. I'm. I. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's're watching it, I guess. Right, you're just watching it for the gross outs. Yeah, and the gross outs were super gross. God, the woman as the human balloon. Oh, I, I just, and the way her skin split,

and all these little dicks came out, it was just like, oh my God. Um, I enjoyed this. I had never heard of it. I never would have watched it if I'd read the description the description it's just not my thing, you know, Dick, Dick Monsters. God, I wish that was the description is just Dick Monsters. Nathan Philly, andick Monsters. But I really enjoyed this and I think people should watch it for like a fun evening. It's quick, it's like 90 minutes. Uh, I'm going to give it a seven and a half. Oh, nice really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I to to th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th th th th th thi thi thi. I'm th th th th th th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that that thi thi thi thi thi thi. I about you? I own this movie. I thoroughly

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Oh, no, actually what I was saying was like, movies like, movies like Muslim and this remind me of that I love dumb. Yeah, totally. And when they're like, you know, neon maniacs dumb and like those kind of like, yeah, it's my thing. And that's a good thing to have. Let's have a word from our sponsor. And now a message from Cryptogrium.com. Welcome to the Order of the Thinne Vale.

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We've alluded to what we're doing on this April Fools day like eight times, so if you've missed it, you're not a real fan. Go back and listen to every episode to find the movie over and over. Oh man. It's going to be question mark, question mark, 1980 something. Six? Boy, oh boy. I'm looking it up. Oh, maybe 88, maybe a little later. 1987.

Oh, right in the middle. Right in the middle. So there's a question, question mark, question mark, You can't, you can't get anything away. Look at these pictures. Oh I know. Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm getting so excited right now. Okay, I'm good. So come back for the mystery movie for April Fool's Day because we love you. Okay, also, if anybody can tell us how many times we said the word dick in this movie,

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Or whatever you want. Dick counts. Do not send us any other dick information. If you have two dicks, to to to but I bet you don't, because you're not that guy. Or if you're L and 2Dic get in tou, because we love to have you as a guest. Oh yeah, you're so handsome, you're so nice. Yeah, I think he's nice. It's really great. Oh, yeah, yeah.

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