Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 128- ??? (1987)

Episode Date: April 3, 2017

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Hey Alan. I need you to slap me across the face a bunch of times. Well, I did notice that you're wearing your Fubar camouflage tank top. Do you like this? Is this a good look? Is this a good look for me? The way it works with your beard and your frizzed out hair? I'm very pretty. Oh, John Grizzly, you're nailing it. There's a lot of good, oh god, a lot Terry Funk. Welcome to the April Fool's Day episode? Yeah, it's like April 3rd when this comes out, Fool's Day. This is their second annual?

Yeah. Doing a movie we want to do, which is it turned out only I wanted to do, which I feel betrayed. No, wait, I wanted to do this, but upon re-watching it, very problematic movie. Well, we all get into this. I just, okay, what movie are we doing? We're doing over the top, 1987. What a year?

At the height of his powers, Sylvester Rocky Stallone. Do you think he just like wrote Rocky and then was like, people love a down and out good-hearted sportsman because that's what this is but Rocky is likeable and Lincoln Hawk is not. May I read you the summation of this movie from Amazon the streaming service? I would love to hear it. Some fight for money, some fight for glory. He's fighting for his son's love. Sovestre Sloan blends action with sentimentality in this family. That's where the sentence stopped. This family?

It doesn't even, oh boy, it doesn't sound good at all. May I read you the summation from Rotten Tomatoes. Please. A caring truck driver. Good God, Christ Almighty. Once only the game custody of his beloved son after his ex-wife becomes deathly ill. Unfortunately, his wife's powerful and wealthy father refuses to let that happen. Also, the son is angry and disrespectful because he seldom sees his dad.

Also. In order to prove himself to his boy, the trucker enters an arm wrestling contest. He was gonna do that anyway. Did you guys even watch this movie? How can they watch it? We didn't tell him what it was. No, I mean the rotten tomatoes people. They knew what it was.

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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, not the unforgivable Carpenter remake. Speaking of Unforgivable, Carpenter. This was directed by Menahem Golan. Of Golan Globus, Production Company. And Canon films too. Who fucking okayed this movie? This movie.

That guy who directed it, who was also the production company. Let me just get this out of the way really quickly. I watched this movie a lot as a kid. I think it was like we had recorded it on to a VHS and I watched it a lot. However, I grew up in a time of like after school specials and a lot of information about like what to do if your soccer coach touches you, you know, and the icky feeling that you would get from like those stories or those after school

specials, those videos about like, you know, this is a person who is trying to touch you inappropriately and you should go tell a parent or a friend's parent. I need an adult. I need an adult, exactly. I remember having that feeling about this movie as a child, like, thii. It's a hickety. Like, what the f f f the f the f the f the f the f the f the f the f the f the f the f- I the f- I the f- I the f- I the f- I the f- I the f-a, th, th, th, th, I thi, I th-a, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th. I thi, I thi, I is is is, I is, I is, I is, I is, I is, I is, I is, I is, I is, I is, I is, I is, I is, I is, I is, I is, I th, I th, I th, I th, th, th, th, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi It's icky. It's he he's he touching this kid for. It's the male id run wild on how do I express love to someone. It's like the how I walked away from the, oh you express love like, uh, punching it. You punch it. You punch it. You punch it. You punch it. You punch it. Then you just hold up you. You let any of mice and men and it until it's dead. You drive a truck into the kidn. the the the the th. th. the the th. th. the th. the th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. thi. thi. the. thi. the. ti. ti. tode. toda. the. the. the the. a truck into the kidnappers truck that his kid is in. And then into the house that his kids in. The kid could have been going out to get the fucking mail.

Yeah. Everything he does is wrong. Everything he does is bad. Lincoln, Hoc, hocks. You suck. He sucks. He also, I think he might be slow. I think that might be a thing about this movie that's like not explored is maybe he just has a mental disability. Yeah, I don't know what's going. He has no character.

No. None of these characters have... What does he care about other than his son's love? And what has he done for the last 12 years? Yeah, well, well, you got gotta haul it. I just, every, okay, okay, okay. Okay, are we gonna go through it? Like, were we gonna get into it? Yeah, I think we are.

Yes, let's get into, I could, I could save my Robert Loja comments for later. Oh, there's a lot of comments on. Okay, let's start with the cover art because it straight up looks like a D&D illustration. He's so disproportionate. This. It's. It's. It's. It's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho- Well, tho- Well, tho- Well, thi. Well, tho- tho- tho- tho- thi- thi- thi- thi- thi- thi- thi- thi. We thi. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. Well. Well. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th-a. Well, th-a. Well, th-a. Well, thi-a. Well, thi-a. Well, thin. Well, thin. th-a. thin. th-a. thin. th-a-a. thin. th-a. thi-a. We're thi-a. We're is so huge. It's bigger than his skull. It starts with the graduation, the military school graduation of these kids who are going to be in Desert Storm in a couple years. And I'm sorry, I just cracked myself on the desert storm. Cut with a man washing a truck. And then washing his face next to the truck and like what?

Okay. We've all been on tour. We've all brushed her teeth on the side of the room. But what we are to understand is he's got to get that truck so clean for graduation, so clean that he misses graduation. He can't even be a good dad at the end of it. Day one, day one of being a good dad, he's like, oh fuck. That doesn't matter because that kid's such a shit.

You know, I don't want to say I could graduate. Go fuck yourself. Enjoy Desert Storm. Oh, like nobody died in Desert Storm, it's fine. And then the mud flaps on the truck? I didn't notice. The left side says passing side. The right side says suicide.

What? That's stupid. Don't pass on the right. No, you should know, but... No one is there to watch. Little Cadet Cutler graduate from military school. No. Where is Grandpa who loves him so goddamn much? He said they were like, oh he's meeting us at the airport.

Why the fuck wasn't he there? Sylvester Sillowell him just, I just wrote Rocky and he was like, I am a golden god. I can't do no wrong. Well he had done wrong in between Rocky and this movie Rhinestone which was his country and western comedy I never saw that and then Fist which was I think another comedy that he wrote comedies and or starting at least and they they were they were huge flops that I've seen that I've seen

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And so I just refused to watch it with me and she's never seen it before. I wrote down all of his reactions which are pretty good. In this scene he screamed who made this kid a sergeant. Because apparently he's wearing like sergeant stripes. And I was like,'t know Rob like if this is if we're already like four minutes into it and you're getting mad at the realism like you better buckle in why is when semester's logo is to pick his son up at the military academy is he dressed like a newsy why is a wedding photo a valid form of identification? It's not a photo of him at the birth of the child. Why would a, is this military guy so willing to send him with a stranger?

His only form of ID is a wedding photo. And a phone call from a dying woman. The only woman in this move, other than the female arm wrestlers? I thus. But they have no dialogue. No. She's the only woman in this movie, other than the female arm wrestlers. I don't have the female arm wrestlers. But they have no dialogue. No. She's the only woman with die. Well, no, no, there's the waitress too.

There's several waitresses, I feel. So, that's, waitresses and a dying woman are the only women in this movie. Well, and the arm wrestling, the truck, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, thine, th, thine, th, th, the th, thine, thine, the the the Tell that to fucking large marge. Yes. So he picks up the kid and he takes him with him. The kids like, oh I guess we're driving to California from Colorado. But first I have to make this hall. Yeah, I gotta drop this off first.

What the fuck? You can't even be a good dad right now. You can't even be a good dad right now. You can't even be a good dad right now. Mom is on a definitive timeline. Yeah, she's having surgery for her heart. Had you asked me prior to this watching of this movie? I would have sworn up and down. She had cancer. Yeah, and she was like, yeah.

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off the sergeant bars. You didn't earn these. No, you're not a sergeant kid. You've never been a sergeant, you're fucking liar. So then they go to that gay bar. Then they go to that gay bar? No, it's a diner. It's a diner. Sylvester Stallone and he's like, I'm Smasher. I said, don't you want it? Get this table. I want, get the table. I want to show this guy something. I was like, you know, you're not wrong. It's a bar full of men wearing trucker caps and like tight pants. Cut off t-shirts. Yeah, pretty gay. Oh, oh, thirty. Oh, oh, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thirty. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th thi. thi. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. Get th. I th. I th. I th. I's th. I's thi. I's ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. I's ta. I's t if that's how you die? That's awful. Smatcher has some delightfully destroyed bleached out hair though. Everyone's outfits and everyone's hair in this movie are fantastic. Later on at the armrestleak competition,

there's the one guy, Maddog Mardigan, what's his name? That's the one. What is it? I got it right here. Yeah, so Maddog Madison later on has a tank top. That's a tank top. A tank top. A tank top? That's an X across the front so his man boobs are showing. Oh yeah, yeah, that's a very like, um, it's a very 80s look. Like a bodybuilder Venice sort of thin. Yeah. th. th. th. th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a the thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a their their their their their their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a their. It's a their. It's a their. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. Yeah. It's a th. Yeah. It's a thi. Yeah. It's a thi. Yeah. It's a tape. It's a ta. It's a ta. ta. It's a ta. ta. It's a ta. Yeah. It's a ta. It's a ta. It's a ta. It's a ta. It's a ta. Yeah, exactly. But it looked rutted, like, why bother? Why bother why bother your shirt? Why even wear a shirt?

So in this bar diner, Gentlemen's Club? Gentleman's club. Sylvester Stallone goes to arm muscle smasher and his kid stays at the bar where... A terrifying man comes up and just holds his hand. Did you notice that he's just holding his hand? The kid's hand was on the bar and he like placed his hand on top of it and just like held it like you would hold your long-time spouse's hands. You're talking about bull hurley.

Don't touch that child. Everyone is inappropriately touching this child and no one is concerned. No one is concerned. The one person who was concerned who is just that he is just that he is just that he is just that he is just that he is just that he is just that he is just that he was just that he was just that he was just that he was just just just just just just just just just just just just just just that he was just just just just just just just just that he was just that he was just that he was just he was just he was just that he was just he was just he was just he was just he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was he was that he was that he was that he was that he was that he was that he was that he was that he was that he was that he was concerned. He was concerned. He was concerned. He was concerned. He was that he was that he was that he was th. He was just just just just just just that he was that he was th. He was just just just just that he was just just. He was that he was that he was touching this child and no one is concerned. No one is concerned. The one person who was concerned about this child is dying. Yeah. Or she sent him on this rude. This is her, everything, everything that happens is the mom's fault. Like why did she? Maybe she hated the kid.

She seems to like Sylvester Stallone just fine. Why does she hide the letters from him and then send him off the same with his dad? It doesn't make any fucking sense. Had you asked me, prior to re-watching this film, who hid the letters? Oh, Robert Roshia. No. Why didn't they just set that up? No. Is this like a Berenstein Bears thing where we saw a different universe's version of over the top that made a little bit more sense? Honestly I think we were just like as younger people we

had to fill in the blanks we were like we have to make sense of this so we made sense of it the only way we could which is logic that this movie we have to do mental rewrites of this movie and we were right to have done that. I didn't remember that he was often called either hawk or hawks. No memory of that. I didn't remember that at the end they say that it's a double elimination tournament 16 times and then the guy loses once and he's out. I have somebody know it to say, how many eliminations? Why, they say, remember, do not forget. And then literally, they're like, they're not what you just fucking said maybe the finals reset but still they should have if they're gonna tell me about the double elimination this many times what tell me the rules if you're gonna

tell me the rules tell me all of them the two biggest advertisers whoa well ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to just went across the sky. I didn't remember that that song plays three fucking times. And it's like a reprise at different points to played on the Piatty. What does it even mean? He keeps saying life won't meet you halfway. Well, Kenny fucking Loggins is screaming, meet me halfway across the sky. You're right. He's also basically a drifter, so maybe don't take career advice from him. That is another similarity with D&D.

He just rolls into town and what happens happens. Get some golden leaves, yeah. The two main sponsors of this movie seemingly were brute mens cologne and Alka Seltzer. So I assume they thought everyone coming to see this was a drunk man. And they're probably pretty close. I mean I saw this in this was a drunk man. And they're probably pretty close. They're probably pretty close. I mean, I saw this in the theater.

Did you? Oh, yeah. Oh, boy. How can I not? How are you going to pass up Terry Funk? Terry Funk is like, is in a bunch of sienn't. Mr. Cutler is in a lot of Mike work in his other life. Maybe we should do Roadhouse for one of these.

I would love to. Maybe next April Fool's. Hoink. Okay, so in the first arm wrestling scene in the diner, we see him do his over the top move. It's an illegal move, right? Is it legal? It's fine. It's fine. It's fine to just pull your fingers off. Robin I had like a kind of a fight about this.

Because he was like, well, you're putting yourself at a disadvantage because you're like letting go. You're getting all the leverage. I guess in the moments where you're taking your fingers off and then putting them back on. It confuses your opponent to be unbelievable. They're face go. Whoa, whoa, whoo. Except for John Grizzly who just keeps going. There's fucking fingers on my thumb.

There's so much man yelling at this week. Oh, this is the shrie, like the act three is shrieking, which I love. If there had been a scene where everyone just stopped down and got a ruler and measured their penises, I would not have been surprised. And then that guy would win the trucker. The truck. Okay, remember, I remember when we first talked about doing this movie, I was like, why the fuck the f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f And it turns out that Sylvester Solon is from the Truckers Division. But there was a guy from the Teamsters Division.

Like, that guy's a fucking pipe fitter or whatever. Like, what is he gonna do with this $250,000 trucker's trucker's division? What? Bull Herley is also a trucker's division. No, he's just from the elite. There seems to be two divisions, which is truckers and Teamsters. Like, what would you do if the Teamsters guy won the truck? I'd be like, what's it? I'm not even going to drive this out of here.

It's double clutch. It's double clutch. No. And, oh, okay. But it's $100,000 cash and $250,000 truck truck.00,000.00,000.00,000.00,000.00,000.00,000.00,000.00,000.00,000.00,000.00,000.00,000.00,000.00,000.00,000.00, to $1.00, to $1.00, to $1.00, to $1.00, to $1.00, to do to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they.00, they.00, they.00, the the the the the th.00, the th.00, th.00, th.00, th.00, the thi.00, toe.00, toe.00.00.00.00.00.00. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. the the the the cash and two hundred fifty thousand dollar truck. Just give me three hundred fifty three thousand dollars. You're gonna pay taxes on that either way. Oh man, oh man. I have after the first time beat me halfway across the sky place.

I just have this song is but. I think I got mad at you for saying that earlier. And then when I heard it, I was like, oh, I was wrong. It's so schlocky and just like, Loggins can write some rippers. What, lovely, lovely songs. Footloose? Mow, ma'am, d'oe, d'oe, wow. I don't got one for that one.

Yeah, fly me. The song from Caddyshack. Oh yeah. I'm all right. Is that it? Yes, so what? I mean, they're all kind of hokey, but still like. But you like them. You like them. This is not.

This is a ballad. I don't like it. Better song in this movie. Winner takes it off sung that song. Yeah. Originally, John Wheton, the singer from Asia, sang the song, and they're like, he doesn't sound manly enough. Get the red rocker in here. Geez.

God, this whole fucking movie. They're so worried about their manliness. But then it's also like these really tender moments that Sylvester Solona is having, where he's like, if you you you you you you you you you you you you you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you're thi, if you're thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I I, I, I thi, I thi, I thi, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I I, I I, I, I I I, I I, I I, I I, I, I I I, I I I, I, I, I th..... I thi, I thi, I thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thin, thin, thin, thin, th th th th th th thin, th th th thin, th th th thin, th th thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, th tender moments that Sylvester Solon is having where he's like, if you get tired, you can, or if you're uncomfortable, you can sleep on my shoulder. And it's just like, this is an inappropriate romantic comedy. Like, it feels really gross. Because he's like in the truck and he stared at the kid and like kind of coyly smiling on me. Yeah, he's making moony eyes. one of a, you want to lean on me. And it's like at some point did they write this movie where this was his love interest and not this child,

but not take that part out. If I, if someone is looking at me like that, I assume they're trying to touch my booze my booos. You know what I mean? And like, I'm about to become a parent. And I just imagine, is this what what is what is what is what is what is what is what is what is what is what is what is what is what is what is what is what is what is what is what is what is what is what is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is love me? What is this a world? Or you just make your child watch it and go, this isn't appropriate. If an adult does this to you, this is wrong.

You come and tell me. In that scene, Rob said, I can't wait to see the training montage, and then literally the next truck because every day is upper body day when your Celeste Stallone. He's got that I don't know what the fuck you call it's like the weight system in the truck. Yeah. He's just doing it so his right arm is gonna be insane his left arm is just this limp little dangling thing but his right arm is just oh that's arm wrestling baby that's arm that's arm wrestling baby. That's that's that's arm that's arm that's arm that's arm's arm's arm's arm's arm's arm's arm's arm's arm's arm's arm's arm's arm's arm's arm's arm's arm's arm's arm's arm's arm's arm's arm's that's arm's arm's arm's that's that's that's that's arm that's arm that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thuu-a'' the the thu Funk shows up, Terry fucking Funk. Yeah, a Funkster, how can he not get stoked?

He just stands around and intimidates as one of Robert Losh's goons for most of the movie. And I just kept being like, when are you gonna do something, Terry Funk? Him and my favorite goon who's in a bunch of other 80s movies. I think he's actually in Roadhouse too. The guy who looks like Dick buttkissississ him at the gate. Yep, yep. Yep, I know exactly who you mean. Oh man. So the kids' shit.

But admittedly, his dad dipped 10 years ago and he has not heard word one. I just mean it's like class warfare kind of crap. Oh sure. Sure. And his whole like don't eat that steak, you're going to die of cholesterol. Tuna salad on weed or whatever. It's mercury in mayonnaise. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the that. the that. the that. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Oh. Oh. Oh. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. t. t. t. tipeeeateateateateateateateateat. tipe. tipe. thi.'s mercury and mayonnaise anyway, so go fuck yourself. Also, that kid did not get a meal. Because he immediately went in arm-wrestled rather than getting his son fed. Oh yeah. Then there's the scene where the kid's talking about intellect.

Oh yeah. And so, Sylvester Stallone shows him how smart he is by making the kid drive the truck. Which he does right away, right away! I was waiting for that kid just to dip into eugenics and just be like, and by the way, we're gonna kill off this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. What's cool are you going to. other sleeves on the kids army jacket so he's wearing this like cadet jacket sleeveless looks kind of cool honestly when you can see the six inches of shoulder the scene where he's learning to drive the truck also has

the line I always wanted to be a milkshake did you you motherfucker did you I've never thought that in my life that I've wanted to be a milkshake I love when they go into one of the diners that they go into. And he's like, uh, to the Stallone's like, what do you think of this place? Pretty nice, huh? I never did like the zoo, sir. Yeah. It's like how these kids got like fucking sweat?

Kids suck so bad. the heat in that jail. They just need them to be shiny. I guess. Glossie as fuck. I have the note like arm wrestling is a thing. In this movie, okay so my family often settles disputes with arm wrestling so I will not say that it's not a thing. What I was going to see is at at at the end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, like, the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, settles disputes with arm wrestling, so I will not say that it's not a thing. What I was going to see is at the end of this episode, if you and I could go, oh yeah, I'd like to. I'd like to. We got to get the strap, though, and then I'm going to punch you in the face with it.

And then I'm going to go, why are you. champion. He's not an actor? No he's not an actor. He's fantastic. He's so charismatic. I liked him. I love how he kept saying none he's got no shit in business being here and I just adored that. I'm gonna rip off your shit arm. There was no second tape on that. I love him. He doesn't need a second take because he's the best actor in this movie. I'm gonna rip off your shit arm. Yeah, great. Okay, so wait, so we get to the scene where Sylvester Stallone starts betting with children. Betting on children's arm wrestling. Since the first time I've seen this movie, the scene, this is the scene that like hits all my bells and whistles and I'm like, no, this is a situation you have to get this child out of. Yeah. His father's a bully. Bully. His father's belittling children. Oh yeah. His father's stealing money from children. Well, they put it on the line. From chilled. Also that child is 28 years old and just very short. I I I I I I I I I I I I I was that. I was that. I was that, I was th. I was th. I was the th. I was th. I was the th. I was the th. th. the th. the th. th. the the th. th. the th. the the the the th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. the the th. th. the the th. th. the th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea. theeee. thee. thee. the. th. th. th. th. and just very short. I was convinced that he was the kid from the pit.

I had to go look at him. He was not. No, he was not the queen from the pit. He also forgot to wear a shirt that day. And he's just straight up wearing a vest. Yeah, he's a child. At least his nipples are covered. A child. It's really distressing and... I don't know. He's just such a shitty dad.

Just such a shitty... And you're supposed to be rooting for him. You're supposed to be like, he's a good dad. He's a shit dad. The whole time I'm just going, leave the kid with Robert Loja. The man is wealthy, he's going to go to great schools, he's going to have a really good existence. And also, Robert Loja, in my memory of this movie,

he's a bigger asshole than he is. And he's in the movie a ton, right? In your memory? He's not barely in this, less than Terry Funk. He showed up for a couple shoots. And it was like, he's a today. Loja out. But I also feel, I mean, he, he at one, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, the movie, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he's, he, he's. the movie. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He. He. He. He. He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's, in, in, in. He's a. He's a. He's a. He's in, in, in. He's a. He's a. He's a. He's in, in, in. He's a. He's a the the the the this kid more than you do probably Sylvester Sloan because he like that kid lived with him you fed that kid breakfast you know what I mean you're a truck driver you can't

stop by once in 10 years you got to take a hall that goes fast where they live I wish that when he said he's the only family I have Robert Loja's number to ti would have just like looked a little crestfallen. Yeah, come on, buddy. So this is a thing that Robert Loja does, which is right after the child arm wrestling scene, he has goons kidnap his grandson. Like, why the fuck did you think that was okay? Why did you call the cops think that was a good idea? They straight up kidnap him in like a very upsetting scene. They're carrying him, screaming into a pickup truck that his father that hits with a semi.

Every time. With his kid in it. Sylvester Sloan gets on the phone, he turns his back to his son. Oh yeah, why would you look at your kid while you're talking about him? About him to his mother who Is who's only job is to die? I wish we could have heard from her doctor like what her chances were before the surgery Or anything? The steaks were low, you know, and then she's dead And then he shows up at the funeral late wearing jeans and interrupts it like no wonder everyone fucking thinks you're a bum And then just like hard stares, mean mugs, the kid, he just stares and I'm like,

at his mother's funeral. What a monster he is! And then leaving, it's just leaves. He shows up late, wearing jeans, interrupts the service, turns around on leaves. You are an asshole. It's also the third different color, denim dress shirt's wearing and it's tucked in with no belt So it's just like what? Get the fuck out of here It didn't even have one of his fancy spenders

No, oh, so it at the point of the mother's death is when the kid goes back to Robert Lojia. He gets in the cat at the hospital and then? Sylvester Salona drives his truck to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the truck truck the truck truck the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the true's truc. truc. truck. No belt. No belt. No belts. No belts trucks trucks trucks trucks trucks trucks trucks trucks truck.u.u.u truck. truck. truck.s trucks trucks trucks their tuce the kid goes back to Robert Loja. He gets in the cat at the hospital. And then, Sylvester Sloane drives his truck to the house. And the next note I have says, in quotes, this movie has everything shrieks Rob as he drives through the gate. There wasn't even a scene of Sevestre Stalling drunk, dad thing to do. No, he drives his truck through the gates through like this field of statues that they have inexplicably. I was reading a review of this movie that said this is Robert Lujia's the type of rich that would have a bunch of statues in his front yard and you know Stalls it in every one of them. Oh, God. And the kids like, I don't know what to think. Well, like your grandfather sent hired men to kidnap you. So why don't you take that into consideration?

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Where he sweats a lot. Sweaty jail. And he agrees to seed custody to Robert Losha, leave the state, and never come back to California, where I'm sure he he has halls but I'm just going to ignore that. Also you really can't enforce that. No, no. But he agrees and he just leaves he goes to Nevada to compete in the world arm wrestling championship. Because he Mike came to see him. Mike ti brought Mike to jail. Tim is the attorney. Yeah Tim's the number one. And Mike sits down with his father and his dad's like, just tell me you don't want to be with me. He's like, well, I just don't think it makes any sense. Like, I don't know you.

You've been really weird and abusive to me. Well, he doesn't say this, but you get this. You live on the road. It's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. thi, thi, that, that, that, th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. that's, that's, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's out. We'll just be together. And I was like, no, that's a, that's a warning sign. Right there, kid. Yeah, that's how men kidnap teenage girls. Oh God. That's true. I know, I know.

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You're sending him pictures and letters and when they talk at the phone, he calls her honey? Like it seems like they have a relationship. Why is she doing this? In another installment of if you had asked me before this movie started I would have told you that Robert Loja made it so they couldn't be together. Yeah, but at no point is that established in the movie. I thought yeah I think I had thought that he had like bribed Stallone to go away or something but he I mean he does later twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice twice hea hea hea. hea. he? he? he? he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he's he. he's he. he's he he. he. he. he. He's he's he. He's he. He's he. I he. I he. I he. I he. I he. I'd he. I'd he. I'd he. I'd he. He's. He's. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the th. ribed Stallone to go away or something. But he does later, twice inexplicably when the second time was totally unnecessary. I don't, and then it's like, the kids are like, sir, are you still dealing drugs? And Sloan's like, oh, your grandfather just made that up.

But why did he leave? Yeah, I don't know. You never find out. Do you? No. Okay. I mean, unless I kind of stopped paying attention in some point, but I couldn't have because I was so excited about the arm wrestling that was coming up. I definitely didn't stop paying attention. And that's rare for me. Yeah, I think that they were just like, hmm. He just did. Doesn't make any fucking sense. So Mike runs. He steals a car. He now knows how to drive really, really well. Except that he runs red lights. Which he should know. And he steals like a little like Lulpup pickup truck, which I was real stoked on. Those are a big deal. Yeah, yeah, I've ridden the back of many of them. So Robert Losea flies to Las Vegas because that's where they know he's going. Right. They sold an airline airline airline airline airline airline airline airline airline airline airline airline airline airline airline airline airline airline airline airline airline airline airline airline airline airline airline to to to to to to to to to to to their to to their to their their to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. to to th. to th. to to to th. to their their their their their their their their the that's where they know he's going. Right. They sold an airline to get to a 12-year-old.

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I don't. I shouldn't be hung up on this, but I was like, how is this kid so good of traveling by himself? At 12 years old, I would not be this good of traveling by myself.... I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm a, I'm, I'm a th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm a th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm that's a that's a th. that's a th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm. I'm th. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm a th. I. I'm a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. that good of traveling by myself. So, Stallone gets to the competition where he has, you see him go to a lot and sell his truck for seven grand, which I have no memory of in my previous watching so his movie, because what if he doesn't win? Well, he bets it all in himself, man, this is his last chance. I guess nobody, life doesn't meet you halfway. Unless you're going, you cross the sky. A new beginning, something, something. In another try.

Something like that. Okay, whatever. I like that I was trying to sound that out. I'm sorry. See, the Wikipedia page says that his grandfather had hidden the letters from him. But they were clearly in his mom's purse in a drawer in her dressing table. She fucking knew they were there. Maybe this was the last place he suspected anyone would look for them. I'm furious. There's a guy in the armously competition named Bug, Bomb, Billy Bob. What, say again? Bug bomb? Bomb? Bomb? Bomb bomb? Bomb. Bomb. Bomb? Bomb. Bomb. Bum. Bum. Bum. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There's a. There's a. There. There. There. There. There's a the. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There. There's a. There's a. There's a. There's a the. There's a the. There's a the. There's a the. There's a the. There's a the. There's a the. There's a. There. There bomb, billybob. Bug bomb? Like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like,

like a bomb, bomb, bilibob. That's pretty great. He's from Texas. Love it. The competition is super crowded and very smoky and very rowdy. And a lot of people are wearing platform kiss style boots. Why they wear those? Why they wear those those those those those those those why they wear those don't know leverage I don't know that that would

work I don't think so that's the only thing I could come up with all right fine I wonder if that's a real thing I'm googling arm wrestling shoes shoes what if it's just glittery platform shoes like Bootsie Collins I mean who knows who could say maybe boots he's an arm wresslissing. the the the the the thing. thing. thing. thing. thing. thing. I thing. I thing. I's thing. I's thing. I's thing. I's thing. I'm thing. I'm thing. I'm tht. tht. thtta. I'm just just just. ththa. ththa. I'm ththa. I'm ththa. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm the. the. the. thtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttf. I don't th. I th. I would wear. I mean, who knows? Who could say? Maybe Bootsie's an arm wrestler. Arm wrestling shoes. No, it's, well, hold on that and say it's for real. I see a picture, but I think the picture is a still shot from this movie. This is where I have the note, winter takes it all as a good jam.

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It doesn't make any sense. Not bug bomb, Billy Bob? No, that was taken. So yeah, it's super rowdy, though. So much screaming, everyone is screaming all the time. People are so excited. There's like a thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing in the background, there are like reporters, like women in suits and they're writing in pads and craning their necks to see what's going to happen. Like, like, this is on the TV in the airport.

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These are our greatest arm wrestlers in America, Katie. I guess. You're talking the likes of John Grizzly and Bull Hurley. Yeah. And Lincoln, Hawk Hawks. Whatever the fuck his name is. People in the same scene will add and detract that S from his name. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's inexplicable.

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Because the German guy gets his arm broken. Oh, I didn't notice that. Like the fly style. Nice. Oh, double elimination. So you have to lose twice except, you know, for that time that someone loses once. It doesn't make any sense. Also, like like when like when like when like when like when like when like when like when like when like when like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like the guy like the guy like the guy. the guy. the guy. the guy. the guy. the guy. the guy. the guy. the guy. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. Oh, to. to. to. Oh, to. to. to. to. the the the the the to. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the to. the the the the the the time that someone loses, wants to lose it. It doesn't make any sense. Also, like when he bets on himself and the guy looks at the woman in the booth, the betting

booth and he's like, what are the odds on Lincoln Hawk? Or Lincoln Hawks, I'm not sure. And she looks and she goes, hocks, 20 to one, like I had the note, oh man, the interviews, the first guy that gets interviewed who says, or maybe not the first guy, but one of the guys says, my whole body is an engine and this is the fireplug holding up his arm and I'm gonna light them up. This is the fireplug. I don't know what a fireplug does. Is it the spark plug?

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One? Don't know. No, elimination. non elimination. I love that right before he loses, he's arm wrestling. Not fighting. He's arm wrestling. He's arm wrestling.

John Grizzly, who's smoking a cigar in the sports arena. Oh yeah, well, everybody's smoking is is is smoking is smoking is smoking is smoking is smoking is smoking is smoking is smoking is smoking is smoking is smoking, he's smoking, he's smoking, the cigar, the cigar, the smoking, the smoking, the smoking, the smoking, the smoking, thi, thi, he's smoking, he's smoking, he's smoking, he's smoking, he's smoking, he's smoking, he's smoking, he's smoking, he's smoking, he's smoking, he's smoking, he's smoking, he's smoking, he's smoking, he's smoking, he's smoking, he's smoking, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he's thi, he's thi, he's thi. thi. thi. thi, he's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the the the the thin, the the the the the the th. the the the the thi. full of smoke. And then just eats the cigar. Yeah, why? Because later he will do something even more phenomenal. He's just a phenomenal man. I would love to have watched his movie where he picks up his son from military school? Who looks exactly like him but shorter? Yeah, I like it. One of Loja's Goons, I can't remember if it's Terry Funk. It comes down and says like Mr. Cutler. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. the. the. the. I. Yeah. I. He. He. He. He's. He's. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He will. Heto see it. It's Terry Funk. Comes down and says like, Mr. Cutler wants to see you. Wherein, he goes to the presidential suite, where Mr. Cutler is saying, Mr. Cutler offers him $500,000 and a brand new truck to just leave. Sir, he already left. You followed him here. But he knows that Mike is thaaa. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. thuuffe. thuiii. thui. thui. thui. thu. thu. thi. thi. thi. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. tooom. tooom. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's toe. He's toe. He's too. He's too. He's too. He's too. He's too. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. He's too. Hea. He's too. He's toe. He's toe But he knows that Mike is coming. But it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. He's not looking for him, mind you, but he knows that he's going. That's true. The kid is missing and he's just hanging out on like the terrace of the presidential.

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Yeah. He's still like, he's all right, I think. I think he's as far as old wrestling guys go, I think he's all right. Like, um... So mobile and whatnot? And not like a lunatic. Oh, yeah. How could you not be though, are the concussions that are getting, like with no medical support?

I'm sure they're fine. You just get your bell rung. You know what's a good sport if you are worried about concussions? What's that? Armistly. Apparently not. You get punched in the face all the time. True, just with the strap, I guess. I love that the one dude is wearing an alka the the the the the thaaaka thaka thaka thuuuice thuice thuice thuice thoeka thuice thoea thoea thoea thoea thoea thoea thoeateateateateate-a. that's that theatement. that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. that's that's the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. that's thea. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that the one dude is wearing an Alka Seltz or t-shirt. Yeah, I like that a lot.

I like that there's also a convention going on outside the armor thing and like Duracell is just there. There's a Duracell booth. Why? Why? Because they had to cram their advertisements in somewhere. I guess. All right, so we're getting to the final, right? And Stallone puts on that New York baby tea? It's like how I would wear a shirt if it was too big and cut the neck off and cut the sleeves off. That flash dance shirt that he's wearing? Why is he wearing then? It's a baby tea.

Body building. And like how does winning the truck get him custody of the child? I just don't understand? None of it makes any sense. I'm gonna, I'll rip your shit arm off, boy. No shit in business there. Also at this point it occurred to me that someone was commentating this. Imagine commentating arm wrestling. Imagine that being your job. Isn't that kind of what we're doing right now?

Yes. I forgot to mention that throughout the movie, people in the background are going, Go over the top! Oh yeah, yeah. Go over the top. And you're like, what movie am I watching? Double elimination? Double trouble with the barbarian twins?

Would watch. Also, there's so many refs for the final bout. It's like more than an NFL game. Why? They definitely look like dudes and they just pulled it off the street though because the one guy has just got like big, scraggly like cartoon hillbilly beard and like. That's an arm wrestling referee referee. Because you have to make sure all the rules are followed, which is, um, don't let go. Keep your elbows on the thooooooooooooooooo. th. tho. tho. th. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the the thi. thi. tho. tho. they're they're they're they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's. they's. they's. they's. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. theeeeeeeeeeeee. theeeee. they're definitely they're they're they're they and don't let go and fucking fingers off my thumb. So Hawk wins. Yeah I mean whatever he

knew he was gonna. Because otherwise he would straight up be homeless. That slow-mo arm wrestling match. I loved it. He's so sweaty and Bull is so sweaty and everyone's going, they strapped their arms together because they're so sweaty that hawks loses his grip and like walks away from the table. He's he definitely let go on purpose because he's gonna lose because he's a baby and he'd already lost once. they're so sweaty that Hawks loses his grip and like walks away from the table. He's he definitely let go on purpose because he was going to lose because he's a baby and he'd already lost once and he didn't want to be doubly eliminated, which it turns out doesn't matter. They strap their hands together with a leather strap. Yeah, get the strap. Yeah, get the strap. All right. thi tap. Yeah, get the strap. the st. st. st. st. st. st. st. Yeah, get st. Yeah, get th. Yeah, get th. Yeah, get th. Yeah, get th. Yeah, get th. Yeah, get th. Yeah, get th. Yeah, get th. Yeah, get the strap the strap the strap. Yeah, get the strap the strap. Yeah, get the strap. Yeah, get the strap the strap. Yeah, get the strap. Yeah, get the strap. Yeah, get the strap. Yeah, get the strap. Yeah, get the strap. Yeah, get the strap. Yeah, get the strap. Yeah, get the strap. Yeah, get the strap. Yeah, get the strap. Yeah, get the strap. Yeah, get the strap. Yeah, get the strap. Yeah, get the strap. Yeah, get the strap. Yeah, get the strap. Yeah, get the strap. Yeah, get the strap. Yeah, get the strap. Yeah, get the strap. Get th. Get th. Yeah, get the strap. Get the strap. Get, get the strap. Get the strap. Get the strap. Get the strap. Get the strap. Get the strap. Get goes OTT on this thing. TOT's it. And it's also like he, it's being shot in slow motion,

but he's also moving in slow motion. So it's like extra slow lifting his fingers. And he lifts each one and he stretches to its fullest extent. And then he places each one back down on Bull's hand. And Bull the whole time's going, what, huh, what, no, what? He literally saw him do that at the diner. He was there, he watched it happen. He knows that's his move.

A hundred times. And it's like, this man is a lunatic, right? Like he's talking about flipping. May I read that entire interview speech that he gives? I would like that. What I do is I just try to take my hat and turn it around. I just try to take my hat and turn it around. Sometimes you can't do it. Especially if you're strapped. And it's like a switch that goes on. He's delivering the speech like he's never been in front of a camera before. Excellent acting from sliced alone. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

And when the switch goes on, I feel like a leather person, I feel like, uh, I don't know. I feel like a truck. And he points to the truck that's behind him. Like a machine. Oh my God. And we see throughout the movie that he, when he, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when he he, when he he, when he the he, when he the he, when he thurns, when he thurne, when he thu, when he thu, when he thi, I, I thi, I the thi, I th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, I, I, I, I, I, I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the, I the, I the, I the, I feel the. theat, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like know that because the music goes, do- Oh, I just, does he turn his hat around for the final bout? I don't recall. Yeah, he does. Right before he goes, OTT, turns that hat around, becomes like a machine.

It just doesn't, nothing is any, nothing makes any sense. But his son also does it during the bullying scene when he has to win he switches it and becomes like a like a machine. Do you think that will work for me like if I turn a hat backwards I will suddenly be stronger? I can tell you as me from the late 80s early 90s where I exclusively wore baseball hats backwards? Yeah oh yeah oh yeah my was a machine. Like a little Debbie oatmeal pie eating machine. Oh, oatmeal cream pies. Don't say that to me.

Okay, so then Robert Loja cries for no reasons. He's impressed by the arm wrestling prowess of Lincoln Hawk Hawks. I, was he crying? Why was he crying? Is it because he lost his grandson? Yeah. He... You're gonna have to support this kid.

His father cannot do it. No, he's literally going to be homeless. When is he, where is he going to go to school? You have to go to school at 13. There's just no state in the union that will allow you to drop out legally. So honks win. And they go out out and go out and the th and th and th and the th and th and th and th and the truck that he just won. I assumed he signed papers elsewhere. I like that it's just in the turnaround of the hotel too at the Hilton.

Some troping around for him. Yeah. And I want to see the sea where the Valley, Valets, chucking in the keys. Yeah. And he's like took it easy on the break. And so they drive off into the desert. They've been up all night. This child has been up all night. Yeah. The arm wrestling was at 4 o'clock in the morning, so it could be live on ESPN 3. Do you remember when ESPN 2 was just like deep cables and it was like sports? It was like like deep sports like. It was like high line and stuff.

Yeah. Well, I was going to say like, I remember watching the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was, I was, I was, I was, like, I was, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,-lying and stuff. Yeah, I missed that. That was fun. Yeah. Well, I was going to say like, I remember watching the, I guess that was on ABC, but it was like the wide world of sports and they just showed everything. Yeah, love that. Curling and just saw these, yeah. Because there was fucking nothing else to show. So they get in the truck and they're just kind of laughing with each other. To which I have the note, that's a shitty ending.

Where's this kid going to school? Yeah, his life is over. He's thrown it all away. It's been stolen from him. He didn't even throw it up. Man came like fucking the pie-piper and promised him all this really upsetting way. That the male id comes down on love man. Katie, yeah. Are you ready to move on to the

get your fucking fingers on vibrating face? Super ready. Why are you laughing at me? Because you're so excited to rate this movie. Nine and a half. It's wonderful. It's fucking wonderful and terrible and everything about it is wrong. Do you know that in my reading about this movie, everyone involved in it when they would go to see it were super bummed. Stallone was bummed and he was like he didn't want to do the movie but they just kept throwing money at him until he eventually the the they they eventually they eventually to see it were super bummed. Stallone was bummed and he was like, he didn't want to do the movie, but they just kept throwing money at him until he eventually did it.

Why didn't he do something better then? Like, why didn't he make it better? And the guy who wrote it, apparently cried in the the theater when he saw it. Because it was so bad. You want to give it a 10. But how much, this movie is such a bully that it made the guy who wrote it, what do you like your words, you always write in word boy, and made him cry. But also like what did he think was going to happen? He saw this movie getting produced.

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Well, you can't just lie about not having AIDS. It's true. I mean, it's certainly a shame then people die of AIDS. Yeah, yeah. What year would that have been? He died in 2013, but he tested positive in 96. Oh, wow. Oh, I think that's... Go ahead. Late enough into the game that like Magic Johnson was already Magic Johnsoning?

Yeah, but he had all that fucking money. It's true. So are we going to arm wrestle or what? I haven't given this movie a rating yet. Oh my god, I'm sorry. I thought you gave it a 10. This movie's a five. Really? But I... That's disappointing.

12-year-old, or 13-year-old V. Totally give this movie a 10. Yeah. But, but five, Katie's currently moving her microphone out of the way so we can arm-restle. I'm just doing it real slowly so you don't hear it slide. All right, are you going to to to the- I feel like that nasty weather. Howling? No, I didn't hear any howling. Let me take your coat. Oh, that? The sole piece of wall plaque?

Oh, that's from Cryptocurium's parcel of terror. You... No, I didn't hear any howling. Let me take your coat. Oh, that? The sole piece of wall plaque? Oh, that's from Cryptocurium's parcel of terror. You're not familiar with the parcel of terror. The parcel of terror is only the best horror subscription box you can get.

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It's the new group where members have exclusive access to amazing Halloween-theme art from both Jason McKitrich and Samheimer. This is a must-have membership for any Halloween fan. What's that? You'd like my Wi-Fi password so you can sign up right now? Okay, it's Dracula's house and the password is I'm Dracula. No, I'm not Dracula for real. I'm a werewolf. So we ran some contests last week. We did.

One of them had a very witty name. The Count Dicula sweepstakes. Thank you, Justin Gray for your picture of Counticula. It got texted to me. It was a dick pick. We cannot share that with you. No, it's inappropriate. I did open the text message and I was like, ah, come on. I think I put S and SFW.

He did. Then I emailed him and suggested that we try to convince you to get it as a tattoo and he said no. Because he knew I would. He said he'd feel too bad about it. And then I felt like a bad friend because I was like, oh, y'all, it's going to do this. I do have th. I to do th. I to th for me that I'm going to get tattooed on my body. Oh boy. I'll look that later. But anyway, let's talk about our contest winners for Count Dicula.

Which was counting the number of times we said Dix or Dick or two Dix in the Slither episode. Yes. two Dicks. So Neil was the number. And so there's a movie about... Two Dix. Yes. Two Dix. So Neil was the winner of that. You were the first one to get your count in. Congratulations, Neil. We'll be emailing you or you'll, by the time you hear this, you've already gotten the email,

assuming you'll be getting either a 2X or an ex-0, just you know cut the logo off and make it a patch. Yeah so on your denim jacket look like one of them cool rock-and-roll kids. Yeah someday we're gonna get other t-shirts but that day is not today. Katie, yeah we had another contest. Not not very well named. Not very well named. It was not named at all. But it did cause some excitement. A lot of excitement. Because we got an email from friend of the podcast Ryan, who immediately guessed that we were th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to the. the. to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. the. the. the. the. the were doing over the top and said I've been waiting a damn year for over the top. Happy birthday Ryan I hope it was what you wanted it to be. So you will also be getting a to Excel or Excel. Yeah and an email. I hope that fits you. I hope something fits someone. Sorry we're the worst. They're getting a free thing. You're getting a free worst. They're getting a free thing. It's you're getting a free thing.

Thank you so much for everyone. We entered the sweepstakes. We have a bunch of people get back to us about it. That's crazy. I feel super bad because that means that people listen to this little episode, heard about the sweepstakes and thanks. And they went back and listen again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again and to. number of times he said Dix and some of you didn't even win that's so sad. I'm gonna I'm sorry almost guarantee that after like the 20th time that we

said Dick someone was like I know what they're gonna do and just started hashtagging. See they knew it before we did they knew it before we did. Probably came up with that on the fly. They didn't do a dumb bell every time they said it so they're probably going to want to want to want to want to to to to to to to to to to to to they said it, so they're probably going to want us to guess it. It's too many bells. The Lipson can't handle that many bells. But thank you so much for being involved in our nonsense. And we've still got some pretty big shirts left, so we'll see what else we can come up with. Yeah. So stay tuned for that. Okay, now it's our muscle. All right, ready? Yeah.

Oh, I gotta get my, okay. Oh, you're left-handed. Oh, he's left-handed. Go? Go. Wait, I'm gonna go over to talk. What did he do it? What did he do it?

What is she? You gotta go like this? He's like goosenecking. Do it again, do it again. All right now arm wrestling. That is a lot easier. That's fucking illegal. That has to be illegal. Now and one did he cheat it, so put an asterisk next to it.

We just proved that OTT is totally illegal. Yeah, you're from the, what division would you be from? What, Podcast division? I'm from the maternity division. The little Debbie Oviol Cakes division? Can we talk about how real quick they should have given those female arm wrestlers a little more due? I loved them. I loved them.

A line. And they're just like, oh, this lady won and you're like, oh, okay. Yeah, they didn't show any other matches. They showed like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, okay. Yeah, they didn't show any other matches. They just showed like somebody winning. They showed like highlight, like quick boom, but no, yeah, fuck that. All right, well. They were like, we got a cram a woman in this movie song. Get her in there. Like, we got these ladies from the wild world of arm wrestling or whatever.

They just showed up. They just showed up. so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, the, the, the, the, th, th, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, they're, they's, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, yeah, the, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the, yeah, the, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the, the, the, the, the, they. Yeah, their, their, they. Yeah, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. horror movies? This is what happens when we don't. It's true. It was good. It was fine. We should do a horror movie next week. You want to do a horror movie next week? What should we do? Let's dip back into a very, very cozy well for us.

What's that? The John Carpenter Well. Oh boy, here we go. Let's watch the fog, Katie. You thought it was gonna be the thing, you thought it was gonna be the last episode, you were wrong. Yeah, let's do the fog. Yeah, not the remake. JLC. Don't accidentally watch the remake. Yeah.

Who's JLC? Isn't Jamie Lee Curtis in the name? You know, John Lee Carpenter? What is it? I don't know. I don't know. Adrian Barbeau, Tom Atkins, Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh's own. Oh yeah, he's one of our red. Yeah. Dawn. I took a, I got some flag for that on the internet, I feel. I thought it was being celebrated. Oh good, I'm making sure. Yeah, yeah. Well, I don't know, Justin Gray and his snarky behavior. Justin and Ross both did art based on stuff that we said. Yeah.

So go to our Facebook page and look at these because they're pretty amazing. Ross's poster for the John. Yep. I lulled pretty hard at that. And Justin did something with a dawn detergent bottle. Dawn. You can hear both of th of th of them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them th of th of th of th of th of th of th of th of th of th of th of th of th of th. thoes thoes thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. I. the. I. I the. the. I the. thea. to. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. detergent bottle. Dawn. You can hear both of them in episodes if you want to go back. Justin did Predator episode and Ross did House on Honadil,

which are two of my favorite episodes. They're really fun. Super fun episodes. Super fun dudes. Yeah, I don't think you were getting any flak. I think you were just like... I didn't mean Flack. I just meant they were laughing at me and I know they're laughing at me on the inside and that's fine and I'll take it. But did you see all the people they were like I'm from Michigan and I can't tell the difference between those words. It's true.

And so there were other people that were like they were definitely coming to your defense. Thanks guys. And people love that you said why would you give a unicorn. Why would a horse. Why would give a horse. Why would give a horse. Why would give a horse. Why would give a horse. Why would give a horse. Why?. Why?. Why would the to. Why? the to. Why would. Why would the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. Why?. Why? Why? Why? Why would the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I'm th. I'm from. I'm from. I'm from. I'm from. I'm from. t. t. t. t. the internet. You can find us on... Get on the internet. Get on the internet. Get on the internet. Facebook. Go to our other social media, Instagram, Twitter. I don't look at this. You're looking at this.

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