Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 131- Hot Fuzz (2007)

Episode Date: April 24, 2017

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2007 action/comedy/mystery/...horror? film "Hot Fuzz." Special topics for your consideration include: is this actually a horror movie, or did we get fooled by an action movie?, "Point Break" and being crazy for Swayze, Dire Straits appreciation (how would you guys feel about a new podcast segment called "Straits Talk"? No? Just us?), the real secrets of Las Vegas and horse lips. Yeah, horse lips. Have you seen this one? If so, what did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Into British movies? Check out one of our earliest guestisodes, Episode 10- "Frightmare," Episode 19- "Kill List" or Episode 47- "Don't Look Now" (which is a British-Italian film but c'mon, close enough).  Speaking of stuff you're into, how about checking out some sweet handmade horror stuff? You can do that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Katie, yeah. I feel like I owe you an apology. Why? I sold you a bill of goods. I thought Hot Fuzz was a horror movie. It's totally not a horror movie. It's a mower movie. It's a midsummer murders with some gore. Yeah. It's a midsummer murders with some gore. Yeah, welcome to another episode of Wherewolf ambulance. That used to be a horror movie podcast, but then I screwed it up by saying. It's. It's a midsummer murders with some gore. Yeah, welcome to another episode of WhereWulf Ambulance that used to be a horror movie podcast, but then I screwed it up by saying Hot Fuzz was a horror movie. Well, it's got some gore. It does and it has like a cult in it. It's got a guy, sort of like the Scream Guy, running around wearing a cloak and broad daylight, so that's something. It does have that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho-a tho-. It does have that. I sold you a building goods Katie. Keep saying it. Whatever it was okay. That's the rating. Well we can get in and talking about it because I love this movie. So this is 2007. He came out on 420. Today is 420. Yeah Yeah smoke them up guys. Yeah, I wish

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Quaritan season. What's why are we talking about this? Sorry. Katie, can I read you the synopsisks. top London cop is assigned to investigate a seemingly sleepy town which suddenly starts to stir with a series of grizzly accidents. Okay, yeah, that sounds about right. Yeah, doesn't mention that it's a comedy, doesn't mention. No, no. What is the Netflix categories that it puts it in? I think just mystery and comedy. Okay. Not not a hard movie because it's not action, because I feel like this is very much an action movie. Yeah, and an ode to action movies.

The last like 30 minutes are just action. You can basically tune out if you don't want to watch that. It's just their homage to Bad Boys 2. Yeah, it's really, I guess maybe I just don't like action movies that. I was wondering how you were going to come down on that. Because you know a hate point break. I do, it's stupid. Surfing bank robbers like. Of course it's stupid.

Johnny, what is it Johnny Utah? Johnny Utah. Like Gary Busey, I cannot stand. It's just so bad. What about Anthony Kietis as a gag member? He's better than a lot of all the rest of that movie, I think. What about a beautifully shaggy? P. Suzy.

Yeah. Yeah. He's dead, so I can't really see anything that bad about him. It's the Dharma Surfer. It's just bad. And I don't understand why people insist that it's good. I love it. Yeah, but you're wrong. So I don't know. I mean I feel like people get really defensive about point break so I won't go too far down this path but. I feel like it's like cilantro either it's gonna hit with you or

it's not it's gonna task like Wasn't it... Didn't Catherine Bigelow direct point break? Did I make that up? Who did? Near dark, right? Yeah. And zero dark 30. What was she thinking? This movie's ridiculous. It is ridiculous. Oh man. And Kea Reeves can't run properly. What mean he can't run properly? Look at him, it looks like he has a load in his pants, whenever he's running. Weird, do you think his football years would have made him better? I'm a big fan of all the John Wick movies and he's running in those and always looks like,

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Is that referencing the rap group? Okay, just making sure. Yeah, yeah. I mean, everything is like, it's just so layered, so densely layered with references. Like, Billy Whitelaw, the woman who runs the hotel, played Mrs. Baylock from the Omen, the Nanny. Oh, I didn't realize that was her.

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Money for nothing in the streets? Yeah, yeah, that one. We got to move refrigerators. That's like one of the whole lines. I'm looking it up. No, don't bother. This is not a dire straits I'm looking it up. I'm looking it up. No, don't bother. This is not a dire straits podcast. We are not wearing bandanas right now.

Yeah, and that guy's style is so weird. I love him. I like dire straits. I don't care who knows it. I think that's, is that about selling things? Yeah, it's selling your, selling your music on MTV. Okay, see. Well, what about Salton's a swing though?

I'm not, yeah, I never got into them. Oh, geez. Now you're just looking at pictures of them. That guy's style is so weird. Yeah, it's so cool. Every time I wear a band-aii I like that, I think I'm in dire straits. So you don't think you're booker from 21 Jump Street? I know that's not for me. That's not the thing I know. I know dire straight. Anyway, that was a three-minute digression about... About tire streets. Surprisingly we've never done that before. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like, like, like, like th th th th minute digression about their streets. Surprisingly, we've never done that before. Yeah, I mean, no time like the present.

So we're just going to, we go through the town and we meet these cast of characters who are very plastic and very plastic very plastic when interacting with Nick Angel. Yeah. Except for, well, there's, the cops are very antagonistic towards him and the townsfolk are very plastic and like welcoming him but there's like an air of I don't know, violence and antagonism to what everything they're doing. Do you think so? I think so, like everything's a double entendre. The whole like, you know, in Shona the dead they do the thing where in the first five minutes they lay out the entire movie. Right.

There's that opening conversation that they have that just lays out everything and they kind of do that every time he meets somebody. Yeah, that's true. Because the doctor is kind of like threatening him and it's like I hope I don't see you very often and that are talking about his arse. Yeah. And then later they're talking about his horse. Oh, right. There's a horse in this movie, by the way. Treated intimidatingly also.

You know? I saw a video the other day of a horse kissing a kitten. What the fuck? It was just given a little rubs. Yeah, I probably ate it when the camera went th is th, I don't know if that would be comfortable or not. No. I'm going to go with no. Poor kitten.

Missy's convinced that they have very velvety soft lips, though. What, horses? Yeah. That's a fucked up thing to say. Why would you think that? Why would you say that? Missy, why? You shouldn't tell people that. The first big action that Nick Angel does in this town is arrest all of the kids that are at the bar getting drunk.

I like how the kids keep getting younger as he's looking at them too. The last one has braces and acne and this like 13 maybe? But he walks into the one kid and he's like, what year were you born in? The kid goes, 1965? Yeah, I'm 37 years old, whatever he says. But that's where we're first introduced to the phrase, the greater good? I also didn't think that there was a drinking age in England. 18. I didn't think that was true. Yeah. I thought you could drink if whatever you wanted. As far as I know it's always been 18.

I don't know. I don't know why I always thought it was whenever you wanted. Yeah, the greater good. So every time someone says the greater good, somebody else repeats it, like throughout the entire film. Yeah. They keep talking about how this town wins Village of the year all the time, and apparently this is a very very very very thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I the I thi. I the I the I the I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the the the the the the theate theateate the theate theate the the the the the the the the the the the the thout the entire film. Yeah. They keep talking about how this town wins Village of the Year all the time, and apparently this is a very big deal to them. And basically all the people that are dying

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And their main nemesis is the living statue. Yeah. That's some, I sort of don't disagree with them on that. Like, that's a dumb thing to be a living statue. Like, what if your skill is just standing very still? Well, it's very useless. Unless you're in New York City. Where people just do that shit? All the, I'm trying to think of like, what, do something, like learn, learn something. Play a guitar or something. God, imagine if that was all that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th that, that, trying to think of like, it's useless. Like, do something, like learn something. Do something. Play a guitar or something. God, imagine if that was all your good at, though. Your resume is just like, do you need someone to stand really still?

I like never go to the bathroom. I don't even blink. So there's this almost romantic relationship between Nick Angel and Danny, who is played by Nick Frost, Danny Buttermin. In the world's end, does Nick Frost play like the dumb fat guy to Simon Peg's like alpha guy? They swap it. Oh, okay, good. I was hoping they would. Simon Peg is kind of, he's the fuck up. Good. And Nick Frost is the dude's got his shit together.

I feel like that would be a hard role to always play, the dumb sidekick. Apparently they did, they did not get along very well when they made this movie. Oh really? Yeah, they were having a bunch of squabbles on the set and stuff. But then they made other movies, so... Yeah, well... They figured it out. Yeah, well... Yeah. But I like that Danny's that Danny that Danny that Danny that Danny that Danny that Danny that Danny that Danny that Danny that Danny that Danny that like that Danny's character was originally two characters. There was originally a love interest for Nick Angel. And they decided that didn't work, so they just took dialogue from the love interest and just stuck it on to Danny.

Oh really? And that's why their relationship seems oddly romantic. Yeah, there is like a come on in and have a drink scene, which ends with them watching Bad Boys 2 and Point Break. Yeah. Which I would assume is your nightmare ending to any hangout session? Yeah, that's when you go home and say no, of course not. Have you ever seen Bad Boys 2? No. Ah.

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I do have the note that Nick Angel and Katie like action movies just as much? Yeah, I feel like I'm a Nick Angel when you get down to it. That's pretty cool. Although I don't really like rules. I don't like rules. No one can tell me the rules. I'm more of a Patrick Swayze. God, that's a thing to aspire to. Such a locks, such a dancer. RIP.

Yeah. Oh, too soon. He was taken from us too early. Oh, for sure. Yeah. There is the fence jumping scene, which is replicated from Sean of the dead. Oh, okay. But this time, Nick Frost just runs through the fence.

Yeah. And apparently after he runs to the fence, he turns around and faces the camera so that you know it was him and not a stuntman. Oh, I didn't notice that. Well, thank you for running through that fence for me, Nick Frost. How brave of you? I too love the, when they're doing Romeo and Juliet, they're doing Baz Lerman's Romeo and Juliet. Yeah. Although, did that movie end with Loveful? I loved that.

I really want to see a stage performance of Romeo and Juliet that ends with a musical number of Loveful. It's so shocking and so wonderful when it happens like it's just like the coast black then they come back up and they're just singing the cardigans. Yeah. I hate that for me on Julianne movie. It's terrible. It's so bad. Why would anybody make that? I've ever seen in the movie theater being like no no no no no. I remember working at a borders when that guy that that the movie I was I they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're the tho tho tho. tho. theeeeeeeeeeeeee. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're That guy that I was talking to at Borders, like, did you love that movie? I was like, no, I thought it was terrible.

He's like, I thought you were like into like cool stuff. Is that cool stuff? I guess so. Weird. I saw that Northam Hall, wasn't that cool? But they called the 70s. Who is Bazlerman? Is it the sunscreen guy?

The one? The sunscreen guy? The sunscreen? Yes, he is the sunscreen guy. All right. But he directs things in. Like, what does he do? Moulin Rouge? No.

The Romeo and Juliet movie. A bunch of other stuff. Fuck him. I'm done with him. It's hot up here and I'm done with him. It's true. I don't know. I think there's a ton of really great lines throughout this movie.

Like when they're talking about about about woman who's playing Juliet is interested in older guys, and Danny remembers that a friend of his in high school fingered her up by the frog pond? Yeah. The duck bond. The duck bond? Yeah. That's right because it's based on a story from Edgar Wright's real life where someone thronged. It's gross all around. I mean this this this this this this this this this this this this this th. It's this th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th th. th th is thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. th. th. th. th is thi. th is thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thii thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii thi thi thi thi thi thi they changed to duck pond because it wasn't as gross. That's gross all around. It's true. I mean this is an undeniably funny movie. I like that the swan keeps showing up. A big fan of that. Oh what it's called in by Stephen Merchant and his name is a PI taker or PI Staker. Staker. Yeah,iss taker. I also like that Bill Bailey's character seems to be more than one person.

It's a set of twins. Yeah. OK, I couldn't figure out why he was sometimes curly and sometimes not. There's even a, like, both twins are reading different books by the same author who wrote under two different names. I didn't notice that. Ian Banks and Ian M Banks. So it was like, it was like reference, that's what I mean by just being like, all the references are like multi-layered. That's funny.

I like Sean of the Dead a lot, but I think that this movie is like them at their writing, like the top of their writing game. Yeah. Because I think that the jokes are just so on point throughout this. I would try to recreate them but I will not do them justice. Nah. We don't do jokes, not on this show. There is a lot of violence with farm implements I thought you would be into that. Yeah pretty into that you know I'm a big fan of that. I liked also the sea mine which you don't see a lot of or ever I'd never seen them before in my life and didn't know they existed. Oh really? Yeah. What are they for? So, like on the ends of them are little buttons? So when ships bump that they float. Uh-huh.

So they float on anchors in the ocean. Oh, I see. So when ships come by, they hit them. That's a good it. Yeah. The one being the Hogwords janitor guy. I thought it was filch. I thought it was filch, but I wasn't sure. Filch, that's his name. Argus filch. I'm watching a lot of Harry Potter. I was gonna say you're a big Harry Potter fan. I read all seven books in a period of like three months for no reason. Wow. Like a couple months ago.

Oh really? I started listening to the audio books narrated by Stephen Frye. Oh, nice. Yeah, which are excellent. I started listening to them when I was running a lot. And then I stopped running and decided to just read them. Yeah, so just read them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you've enjoyed them? Yeah, they're fine. Yeah. That's fine. It was like once I was in I had to finish, you know. But the movies are good. They're exciting. I really like the third one a lot. Is that a prisoner of

Ascaban? There's a scene in this movie that reminded me of that actually at the end when they're showing all the people getting arrested. Or maybe it's a scene from the fourth movie, but where there's like the pictures in the newspaper of all the escapees from Ascaban. And everyone's like, ah, yelling and hold it in their mug shots. And I was like, oh, that's what this movie is doing. I love the mug shot scene. So silly. Old people pissed off. I love that everybody in the neighborhood watch is just packing the most heat imaginable.

Yeah, like in bike baskets and like all these unexpected places. A woman in the bike basket is like two like nine in her handguns in foam in her basket. Just covered with like a silk scarf too. Like you're riding a bicycle. I could fall off at any time. Are you a Game of Thrones fan? I saw some of them. I read some of them too. It's like very bad. The... Sorry. No, it's fine. I'm not a huge fan. But the, the, the dog? The one like... Saxon? What is it? No, no, no, in Game of Thrones. There's the guy who's called The Dog. Oh, oh, the hound or whatever, yeah, yeah, yeah. He is a... He's lurch, or lurch is him. Oh, really? Yeah. They're the same dude. That's funny. Yarb. Yarb. That's his only line. Yarp. But I love the scene where Simon Peg is

pretending to be him and he gets asked a yes or no question that he has to answer no to and he goes, nar. And it seems to be the right answer. It seems to be the right answer. Oh yeah there he is, look at that guy. Wow six foot six. That's a big dude. I'm also six foot six. That's something we've th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi's thi's th. thi's the the thi's the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the 6'6. That's something we've never told you. He lives down the road with his mom and his sister. Same person. So the reveal is that basically you think it's just the grocery store guy. Right. But it's actually like the entire neighborhood watch who's in on this. And so is Frank Butterman the chief? Yeah, it lost his

mind after his wife died. Okay, she died because of the village of the year? I think so. Okay, just making sure. Yeah. That part's also very cozy mystery. Very like, foils, war, midsummer murder and all that stuff I mean the one couple in this is named Joyce and Tom the proprietors of the inn which is the name of the couple like the midsummer murders main characters oh yeah so I assume that that has to be a midsummer murders reference this movie kind of like blends everything British into it andthen bringing in American action films on top of that. Which is kind of messy.

It gets a little, it's a little like, you think? Yeah, a little bit. They're difficult things to mesh. Yeah, I mean it's just, it just gets like, the absurdity just keeps getting ratcheted up the whole time. Yeah. So yes, the reveal is the the the the reveal is the the reveal is the the their. T. T. It is the reveal is their. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, it's, it's, it's a the reveal. It's a little. It's a little. It's a little. It's, it's a little, it's a little, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a little. It's a little. It's a little. It's, it's, it's, it's, it. It's, it. It's, it. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's a. It's a little. It's a little. It's a little. It's a little. It's a little. It's a little. It's a little. It's a little. It's a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the like town elders are in on this, which I also love because there's a lot of scenes where these cloaked figures are running, but it turns out they're all like octogenarians that are running around. Yeah, and it has sort of that scream vibe of like, like I said, like the cloaked

figure running around in daylight. Yeah. Because one when the flower shop lady the cloaked figure just like runs out of the store and through some floaked. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. So, the street like just in the middle of the goddamn day. And the like that ridiculous like mystery is set up where it's actually two people that are running because you know like and so it would have to work out perfectly that you'd run out this back door and there'd be somebody else waiting right there in the same cloak you know right it's very silly yeah yeah for sure but then th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus that tho thus thus that tho tho the tho the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the th th the th th th th tho tho tho tho thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yeah for sure. But then it shows out the Danny's in on it too. Yes. So were you sad? Initially, yeah, yeah, yeah. I watched this movie a ton of time so it's kind of hard for me to remember my initial act but I remember just being like, oh come on. Yeah. But it turns out he's sort of not in on it because he loves Nick Angel. Yeah. And I keep putting him to call him Chris Angel, I'm sorry. Mind freak. That guy's the absolute worst.

Yeah. I was about to say, oh, he died. But he didn't die. I don't know why I thought he did. Did one of them guys die? One of them magician types? No, I don't know, who cares? Not soon enough, as far as I'm concerned. Magicians are up there with a invisible, not invisible statues, human, human.

What is it living statues? I can't see you would have a problem with invisible statues. No, invisible statues, I just don't even know about. The magic's, man. no thiiiii. to their times, I today. What are you doing? Did you like magic when you were a kid? No. I can't remember a time when I did. Once I was in a bar and a magician came up and stole my friends a watch and then gave it back,

but he's like, look, I have your watch. And it was like, you mother fucker. Like, you're not a, that's not magic that's fucking pickpocketing. Magicians. Just doing tricks tr tricks tr tricks tr tricks tr tricks tr tricks tr tricks tr tricks tr tricks tr tricks tr tricks tr tricks tr tricks tr tricks tr tricks tr tricks tricks tricks tricks tricks tricks tricks tricks tricks tricks tricks tricks tricks tricks at like the bar at Nakama, like, go home. I don't want that. Nobody wants that. Nobody wants that, Alan.

Nobody likes magic. That can't be true. I feel like that's what all of Las Vegas's economy is built around. No, I think that's gambling, which is a different kind of magic, where people are tricked into, like let's play a game okay okay I have a bunch of money okay and you have a little bit of money sure sure sure give me some of your money okay and maybe I'll give you some on mine but I might not will you give me cards in the in between maybe maybe maybe or maybe you just put it

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I went to Atlantic City once because I have a friend, well Dennis. That lover of holonotes. Loves that holonotes. Right now, Dennis is just pounding his fist into a table. And he wanted to go to Atlantic City. So I went, went to the Taj Mahal. Oh, really? I thought that was in India. Well. Or in the North Hills of Pittsburgh, great Indian buffet. And the carpets were all like thread bear from like old

ladies walking back and forward throwing their nickels into a machine? It's very depressing. Not not for me. Yeah. I'm just too cheap. Yeah I'm just too cheap to gamble. I'm too cheap to gamble. I throw my money away on other dumb things that I could hold in my hands later. Sure. Yeah the only real gambling I'll put tho the tho the tho the the tho tho tho tho tho the tho tho tho tho the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theateate the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean thean thean thean thean thean thean theeeean theeeee put money in is things where I have a chance, like a guessing of things, like a and like a like a March Madness bracket. I gotcha. You know. You let me throw darts at a balloon at like a circus sideshow. Totally reasonable. That's totally reasonable. That's totally reasonable. Put your money in. Because then you can walk away with the cuddly monkey this movie th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I'm like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the thi. thi. the thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the the thi. the thi. this movie is so sad. Yeah. How about every time Danny's excited and he claps?

And he does that monkey clap? Yeah, he does that in Shauna the Dead, too, I feel. It's like an armpit clap. Why does he do that? Yeah, I guess to show that he's dumb. And there's like a little, like a BB gun shooting range. And Angel's, when Danny like pays for him to do it or whatever, and Angel like touches the gun but caresses it? Yeah, it's very sexual.

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I mean, I can juggle. Can you? Yeah. Wish I had three balls right now. If I'll give me something, I'll do it. It's really easy to learn if you learn with the plastic grocery bags. It's really easy to learn if you learn to juggle when I was like five. Were you in the circus? No. No. He really could have run with a fiction that you grew up in the circus. Nah. I feel like I've told too many stories of being

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like the tunnel, under the, um, is it under a cemetery or something? It's like a castley cemetery churchyard type deal. Yeah, some British shit. And there's all these just dead bodies down there, which are not well hidden, but I guess they don't need to hide them well because the police are in on it, right? You think they could still be like, I don't know. I don't know. And there seems to be varying degrees of in on it, the two Andes? Because Danny doesn't know that I think the rest of the cops in town are in on it too like the two Andes? I don't think so. I really didn't think they

were I thought they were because they they like get excited eventually to do police stuff. It's true. And I didn't know if thatogynist or Britain was super misogynist and shitty, all female police officers were just called Doris. Cool. Yeah, so they were like, all the all the cops, the cop uniforms. Cool. Yeah, so thi. that's pretty funny I guess. And apparently everybody's, all the cops, cop uniforms are like older cop uniforms. So, yeah. But yeah, Doris. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th th. That's the they. That's they. That's they. That's they. That's they. That's the cop uniforms they're wearing are like older cop uniforms. Okay. So, yeah, Doris, there's my fun fact about the British police. Yeah, that's a good one. Thanks Wikipedia. So then Angel steals Danny's car or he gives it to him.

And then he's driving out of town when he stops at a gas station and sees a rack of action movies, which inspire him to turn around and drive back to the town. And get a horse. Get a horse while he wrecks his car driving into the one farmer's car. Right. And bloodies the old lady's nose. Yeah. Right. And bloodies the old lady's nose. And then they have gotten a cache of guns from Filch.

From Filch, yeah. And so their lotters are filled with guns and he goes and raids that. I like that the code is 999 by the way. Which I didn't realize was their 911. It's their 911. Oh, you go to watch British crime Shows. They're always dial on 999-9. I've watched a lot of foil, but there's not a lot of phone calls. No, not making a lot of emergency calls. Yeah. And then, yeah, then an action movie breaks out of the movie. This is where it lost me. I was just like, come on. I think I just wasn't expecting it. I just didn't know it was coming and I was like, come on. Are you going, Alan said this was a horrible. Yeah, you promised me horror.

When is this going to become a harm? Well, there's there is a lot of gore. Yeah. There is the the omen homage where the, uh, they pushed the top of the church steeple onto that guy's face. I like that. And then th th th th th th th and he kind of looks like the guy from Silent Hill with the pyramid head. I thought the same thing. I love that like two seconds where he's staggering before he hits the ground. Yeah, I liked it. It's like, ugh, oh, that's so gross. And then there's the, when Rotten Tomatoes, so that's something. I mean, I liked it, it just wasn't what I thought it was going to be.

I thought it was going to be Shawna the Dead with cops. Yeah. Which it's not. No, but it is like Shona the Dead where it's like, it's not parodying those movies. Sure. Sure. The Son of the Dead is never making fun of zombie movies. Right. Yeah, this keeps being referred to as a parody,

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That was beautiful vibrato, by the way. Thank you. Is that song on there? No, because I listen to that all the time after I regularly play it when the pirates lose really badly. I just cued up on my phone. So it's like, just to rob on the couch. the ce to me to me to me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me to me me to me the ca. the thiiii. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. Oh. th. th. th. th. th. to th. th. to th. to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that, that, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to, to to it's just to rob on the couch it's just comedic to me at this point I kind of feel that way about REM in general comedic yeah really lost their luster for me really you can't go back and listen to the old stuff I mean I'm such a fake new stuff do they no what, I'm sorry to hear that. It's okay. It happens to move on from bad sometimes.

Oh, geez. Maybe you should move on a dire strait. Give it a try. Man, oh man. Katie. Yeah. Do you want to move on to the rating space? You want to rate this?

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I love British Village Crime, so it's perfect for me in that sense. Not super into action movies. And I think I was just expecting something else with this. So when it was over I was like, huh. But I would definitely watch it again, just not to think about it as a horror movie, but I'll give it a seven and a half. Oh, nice. Yeah.

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It is still April. 420. I'm getting in there under the window. Under the window as they say. I'm also thinn't working too well. But Katie, do you know what is working very well? What? Cryptocurium?

Parcel of Terror? Let's do it. Want to open a box? Yeah, it's been a while. It has been a while. Let's get this bad boy. Should we tell them what cryptocean is or do they know? Crypto curiam parcel in the mail.

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Don't even do it right now. I love that movie, but I can fully admit that it's a garbage movie. Unlike the other ones which why I will not have been a garbage movie. Demi Gorgon Magin. Eggos. The faceless creature that stalks both the upside down and the real world, cast in solid resin and individually hand-painted. Oh, I like it.

Oh, I like it. Very scary. I've never heard of Demiorgan before stranger things. I didn't know what they'd do with it? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't either. I'd never do with it. Yeah. Now you can hang this on your fridge to remind yourself that this is happening.

Yeah. What's up next? Shud keychain. Add some to some toxicity to your key ring. Oh, this is awesome. With one of the formerly human mutated under dwellers. I like it. It's got a little keychain guy on there. Just put that right on your keys. I feel like I would mess it up in my pocket, though. Yeah, you're gonna fuck this guy up. Although these are high quality things, I feel like they're mean to last.

But I'm a monster. That's true. Jason hand sculpts and paints all of these. And I have to imagine he's doing he. Motel Hell Print, a tribute to the 1980 pig mask wearing chainsaw-wielding comedy slasher flick Motel Hell by Cryptocurium guest artist Nick Gooker printed on high quality glossy cardstock. See more of Nick's work at Nick the Hat. tho.

This is gorgeous. Oh, look at that. Oh, that fucking pig face. Have you ever seen Motel Hell? We should do it sometime. . Have you ever seen Motel Hell? I don't think so. We should do it sometime. You love a good horror comedy, don't you? Do you love Clayton? Less than I used to know that I'm sober all the time.

So maybe in a couple months. What else do we got? Mystery item, every day is Halloween. Show your love for the best holiday with this winged jackalan and blazing backpacking backpack. What? It says every day is Halloween. And it's got that cool pumpkin with the wings that's over there. That is amazing. You can throw your school books in it. Your school books, your gym shoes, your candy.

Your candy. Oh, God damn, I love candy. Yeah, more than anything else. I wish there was somewhere that I just out of this box Katie. What's in there? Ask the question properly. What's in the box? What is it? Gummy body parts. Oh cool. It's a gummy eyeball. You want half? You want me to bite this in half? I have sick mouth right now and that just not sound like something I want to put in there. All right. Jason, this is beautiful. The motel hell print is so incredible looking. How can people get this? You go to-

You go to- Baby wants gummy eyeballs. You go to Cryptocurium.com. That is C-R-Y-P-T-T-O-I-U-M dot com. You don't even need me anymore. That is a hundred percent not true. Go to the parcel of terror on there and you sign up for 35 bucks in the month. You get this amazing stuff.

There's a fucking backpack in here. Yeah, put your shit in there. God damn it. And also sign up for the... Why are we so mad? You suds them. God, you assholes, buy this fucking shit. That's how you do ads, right? I would also highly recommend signing up for the Order of the Thinned Vale. I got my first box from them from that.

Tell me about that. There is a wall plaque in there for this lantern jack guy. There is a order of the thin veil pin which I have downstairs not the show because it is gorgeous excellent and there's a short story from Jason in there and there's just and there's pumpkin seeds oh nice yeah the order of the thin veil pin will get you into special events that they are gonna be holding really yeah I'm like in a secret society now basically that I you're telling everybody about yeah it's like like Scientology if you're telling everybody about it. Well, congratulations. You want to be a Scientologist too? Just kidding. You should sign up for this also. Order of the Thin Vale. There's multi-tiered levels. It's really awesome.

Yeah, it seems like it's affordable for a lot of different folks. Yeah. Go check it out. That's Crypto Curium. that's Cryptoakirium. to. Katie. Yeah. What are we doing next week? Let's do a horror movie next week. Let's do a bunch of horror movies put together next week. Let's do Tales from the Dark Side, the movie. I would love to do Tales from the Dark Side, the movie. It's on Netflix. It's got all these people you know.

It's got so many stars! So many people, you know. It's got fucking Blondie in it. Yeah. And Steve Bouchemi and Christian Slater. And they're both in college together, somehow. Yeah. And Julianne Moore. All right. And Ray. Ray.

took. It's like Corolla. All right. We'll talk about it next week. You could find us on Facebook, leave us a review on iTunes, Instagram, go to Twitter. Orrin Gray recently downloaded a bunch of our episodes and took a road trip and then commented on them, which I really enjoyed. Thanks, Orrin. And he agrees with you about a lot of stuff and I was very into that.

You know why? Because I'm often, right? And yeah, and come back next to ta. And yeah, and come back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the their their their their their their their their to.. the the to... the the the the. the the. thea. thea. thea. thea. to. to. to going to talk about Tales from the Dark Side, an actual movie, I'm so sorry, I lied. Thanks for listening to another podcast of our lies. Bye. Bye.