Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 133- The Cell (2000)

Episode Date: May 8, 2017

In this week's episode, we discuss the 2000 remake of "Silence of the Lambs" called--wait, what? This isn't a remake? Whoops! We're talking about the REM- "Losing My Religion" video that-- wait, no. We're talking about the Jennifer Lopez visually stunning film "The Cell." Other topics we'd like you to consider include: baby-talkin, lipstick as a signifier of mood, suits made of Slim Jims, horse jokes (yes, of course, horse jokes) and movies Katie liked more than this, particularly the "Major League" franchise. Have you seen this one? If so, what did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Into movies that look really cool? Check out Episode 54- "The Shining", Episode 26- "It Follows" and Episode 23- "Suspiria." Speaking of stuff you're into, how about checking out some sweet handmade horror stuff? You can do that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween. Music used in this episode: Lil Wayne- "A Milli" Pullman- "Two Parts Water" and, of course, Jennifer Lopez- "Jenny from the Block" Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.   

Hey Katie. Hey Alan. Welcome to another episode of WhereW Wolf Ambulance, where we are the hosts. Thank you and thank you for welcoming me and also welcome to you. I'd like to take you on a trip back in time if I could. I'd love to go. Can we go back to the year in 1991? You might actually be able to find a sound effect that's better than that.

It was pretty beautiful. Thank you. We will go back to a time when the director of this movie named Tarsam peaked. Okay. He did the losing my religion video by R. No shit. No shit. Love that video. He saw, he saw Silence of the Lambs. Yeah, he did.

And then in 1999, he decided to make a movie called The Cell, where he smashed those two things in one movie. The Sellence of the Land, the, uh, the Silence of my religion? That's pretty good. Losing my silence of the lambs. th lam. th lam. th lam. th lam. th lam. th lam. th l lam. th lam, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. the the la, the la, the la, the la, the la, the la, the la, the the la, the la, the la, the la, the la, the la, the la, the la, the la, the la, the la, the li. the l. the l. the l. the l. the l. the la, the l. the la, the la, the la, the la, the la, the la, the la, thi, the la, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the the thi. the the. Losing my sallons of the lambs. It's not bad. Wow, I had not put the losing my religion video in there, but yeah, yeah.

The scene where he's, you, spoiler alert, we're gonna have to spoil this movie for you. This is the cell, by the way. From 2000, starring Jil Jolo Vido. Vido, oh Vido and Vuh. And swiggers. As like when he was cute and not like your unemployed, why no uncle who's holding out for a management position.

Though I would like to talk about his acting prowess. I would like to talk about everybody's acting prowess, but yes. Where Carl Rudolph Starger. It's Starder it's a name it's a name it's a three name that's a serial killer must have is is watching his first kill is almost the exact same set from losing my religion oh my gosh I think you're right I need to re-watch the video but that's that's me in the corner so you in the spotlight? Yeah. Yeah. So this is just Silence of the Lambs with Dream sequences, right? Yeah. And I like

silence of the Lambs though. I gotta be honest with you. Almost a perfect. R. I. P. Jonathan Demi. Just recently passed away. Why is they almost perfect? What's not perfect about it? Should we need to go back and listen to it? No, it's probably perfect. It's probably that entire episode is just you, me and Perry going, Dr. Lector. God, Perry's Dr. Elector was so good. Because he's from Pittsburgh. That Picksburg, I said it's so good.

Yes, you did. Because you are now now one now one of us. I do have my first note is judging from the trailer this movie looks like a fever dream remembrance of the 90s. Okay which is great that that sounds like I'm in I am in. Do you want to watch the video for what's that 9-8-9 song like like an animal or whatever kind of looks like that? Kind of looks like that that with a mix of like the sort of sound garden black hole sun video where everybody's clay, you know. Where like everybody was like Photoshop tool to have their faces stretched.

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Well, let's get into it. Okay. It opens on a horse, which I'm fucking pissed about. But it redeems later, it redeems. And Jalo has that 2000's hair with all the twisties, all the twisties and pinned up. Beautiful as the day is long. She is a gorgeous woman. She cannot act. No, no, no. And she did a lot of movies. This was one of her earlier ones, I think, right? Before like the wedding planner and made in Manhattan. Wasn't Anaconda her first movie? Oh, might have been. That's a great movie. Why didn't we? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, the the th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We should have. We should have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We have. We should have. We should have to have to have. We should have to do to to to to to do to to to do to do to do to do to do the've already got next week in the hopper. But soon, soon. I want to talk about Jaloo in this movie in that, God damn it, her

curls are so springy. They're so bouncy. But second, I feel like the director was like, okay, Jennifer, you are a professional woman at the top of her field, very competent. I need you to only talk like a baby. Just, the the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole thak, and she thak, thak, th. And she th. the whole th. the whole th. the whole, the whole, the the the the th. I's, the the the the the the director, tho, tho tho too too too, too, tooom. I' tooom. I' tooom. I' tooom. I' th. I' th. I' th. I' th. I' th. I' th. I' th. I' th. I' th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, the top of her field, very competent. I need you to only talk like a baby. Just baby talk the whole thing. And she's like, okay, I'll never stop helping you. And it's like super uncomfortable to me. Oh, I, this movie definitely fails the Bechtel test. Oh, certainly. And I don't think it likes women at all. The woman doctor is pretty good. Yeah, but she serves almost no purpose except to encourage. That. the whole. And the whole. And the whole. And the whole. And the whole. And the whole. And the whole. And the whole. And the whole. And the whole. And the whole. And the whole. And th. Okay, I th. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I I I I. I I. I. I I I I. I. I. I. I. I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, t. I, t. I, t. t. I, t. t. t. t. the. the. I. I. I. I. I. all. The woman doctor is pretty good. Yeah, but she serves almost no purpose except to encourage. That's true. I guess that you mean she's not terrible. Yes.

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It was not Teddy Lee, who was played by James Gammon, who is Lou Brown from the Major League movie. So good. Or a heart attack. I also just watched both Major League one and two this week. Yeah. I did not watch back to the minors because that's not a real movie I want to see. They both have Corbyn, Bernson in them? Yeah. I think he all three have Corbynson I'm guessing. Yeah. All right for your career. And Charlie Sheen is in the first two for sure. Okay. And Tom Barringer. And they take Wesley Sni's their their their thine's their thine's their thine's their their thine's their their their their thine's their their's their their to toe's their to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your to your your your your your your to your your your your your to your your to your. I to your. I to your. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah................ Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeahthe first two for sure. Okay. Yeah. And Tom Beringer. And they take

Wesley Snipes from the first one and replace him with Omar Epps and the second one. Like we're not supposed to fucking notice. They don't look at all the line. They don't even address it. So he's Willie Mays Hayes in the second? Oh my God. He's just straight up walks in as Willie Mays Hays and you're like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like. the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. We's. es name locked into my brain? Because it's perfect. It's a really, the first one is really funny. The second one is kind of funny. Is Bob Uker the announce, oh God. He's fucking perfect just a bit outside. I love that.

I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love it this week. I love it. Anyway. So yes, so we meet Jennifer Lopez playing Dr. Catherine Dean. Yes.

She's an inexperienced but very, very good therapist, social worker, brain user. Child psychologist. Okay, all right, that works. Fine. Brain user? It's like my job title at work is computer operator. I wish I was a brain operator. Even better. I guess that's a that's a surgeon. Yeah. Neuro fixer. That's good. So she basically can go into people's minds while they're in a coma and try to get them into being conscious. First she has to put on a Dracula from Bram Circus Dracula's armor made out of Twizzlers.

I said beef jerky. I said Slim Jim's initially and I was like, maybe it's Twizzlers. But it has to be perfectly molded to her perfect body with cups and a huge butt. I said why does that suit cup her titties so well? It's perfect. If she gains an ounce she will not fit the for the jerky suit. What I love is that later Vince Vaughn gets in one of those suits which they just happen to have a Vince Vaughn like oh would you have a Ponty Dadbod suit line around here? Yes, yes, we do, Vince Bond. Yeah, that's true. We need you to go in there, this woman who's at the top of her field, we need this fucking Yahoo detective

to go in there and save her. And he does. Spoilers for later in the movie. It's so stupid. Oh God, all right. I feel like I'm, there are parts of it that I liked. It's, it is undeniably gorgeous. Yeah, it looks great and it was made for like not that. 30 million?

Yeah, that's, I feel like it could have cost a lot more. Gross like a hundred and four. Made a shitload of money. This wasn't like Jenny thing in 2000, like a force. She was a force. Yeah. On the music side, she was done being a fly girl, and she had moved on to being J-Lo. She has really had a nice career J-Lo has. And she just doesn't go away.

She doesn't go away. And you don't really like feel like she should go away. No, not at all. You go J-Loh. You, you. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to to to to to to to to to th. And th. And th. th. th. th. th. to th. th. to to th. And to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th th th the. And the. And the. And the. the the the the the the the the the the to the to to the. to th movie is like a mood ring. Did you notice that? When she's feeling low-key, she has a nude lip, when it's she's supposed to be sexy, she has a red lip and then when she's like a bad guy, she's a black lip. Come on. I can't wait to be talking about the bad guy sequence. Yeah. Yeah. So she's working with this kid, this young boy. He's just in a coma. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's s. She's s. She's s. She's s. She's s. She's s. She's s. She's s. She's s. She's s. She's s. She's s. She't know why he's in a coma. Edward, he's just in a coma because he has rich parents. Yeah, it's a good reason to lay down and knock get back up, I guess. Like, she goes into his subconscious, and he is afraid of moak lock. Yeah. Moklock is the bookie man.

But someone asks where did he get that from? And she goes, Mother Goose, which no, that's not a thing, is it? I don't know. I'm going to look that up while we talk. So we're getting real good at looking stuff up lately. It's practically seamless. Edward's parents come to the hospital and they're like, you need to stop to to to to to to to this to to this to to this to to this to to this to to this to to this to pay this money anymore. We're just going to put him in a regular ass hospital and hope that he wakes up. Which, I mean, like he's not waking up in this regular. You know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah. He's not working up in the space hospital. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But Jalo is so endearing and sincere that she can'tto stay in the hospital. Six more months they're gonna try this. Also, Moklok does not seem to be a thing. Okay. And there's that scene that is very black hole sun

where Edward's face gets computer, like CGI scrunched up. Perfect, exactly. According to Wikipedia, he had a latent viral infection that causes an unusual form of schizophrenia. Can that happen? Edward did? No, the killer does. Sir, I'm telling you what Wikipedia says. Oh really? Yeah. A young boy left comatose by a latent viral infection that causes unusual form of schizophrenia. Whoa. Because you just say later like the the virus and I was like what virus is this kid out to put him in a whatever? Okay, it doesn't the same thing that it turns out that our killer has as well. He succumbs to to to to to to the same the same the same the same the same the same. Because the same. Because the same. Because the same. Because, the same. Because, the same. the same. the, is, is, is, is, is, like, is, is, is, like, is, is, is, is, is, is, like, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, I, I. I, I, I. I. I, I, I. I, I, I, I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I, I. I, I, I. I. I, I, I. I, I. I. I, I. I, I. I, I. I, is, is, I. the, I. the, is, is, is, is, I. the, I. the, I. the, I. the, the, the, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the, the, the Because that's the same thing that it turns out that our killer has as well. He succumbs to the same schizophrenia illness and falls into a coma.

There we go. We should have got that. Anyway. And then we're introduced to the other main character of this movie, which is Carl Rudolph Starger, played by one Vincent Dinafrio. What a fucking weirdo that is. He also went from like young man to old man, really fast, I feel. This was just 2000. And he looks like a youngish man.

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Yeah. Worth watching for Binthaphre. great in this I feel. I'm gonna chalk that up to the director of this. Okay, that's fair. That's fair. So we meet him and he's wearing what can only be described as a Kirk Cobain wig. Yeah, yeah, but like very straw-e, not as luxurious as Kurt's. Because everything is the 90s and the 90s are everything. Yeah, including he. So he is drowning this woman in a giant metal or giant glass cage. A cell you might say. I might say that. Yeah. Were you so inclined. And then he bleaches her body after she drowns. Yeah. Which I couldn't figure out what was going.

I was like, why is he washing her in milk? What's happening right now? Yeah, the Jelo asks her cat if he wants milk, and then the next scene is the woman in the bleach, and it looks like milk, you know, it's like, what are you doing? Yeah. But would bleach your eye, your pupils' health? I think it would burn science of this movie. It's just not adding up for me. Yeah, going into other people's subconscious.

He bleaches her body, lays her down on a table, and this is where we see that he has suspension loops. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pierce through his back and arms. I feel like that's a very late 90s fixation. For sure. And then he suspends himself and, uh... Just hovers? Or... Does he fuck it? No.

He jerks off over top of it. Oh, I miss that. That's probably for the best. Yeah, I didn't need to see that, I guess. To know that it wasn't good. Which is probably a good review for this movie. Yeah, it's... Oh, he's keeping her in a grain silo. We should mention that as well. I didn't notice that either.

Oh, really? Yeah, I mean, I found out at the end. Also, one thing we forgot to mention earlier that's somewhat of relevance to the film is that when Jalo is talking to the boy's family, and then she goes and talks to like, the boss, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the boy, the boy, the boy, the boy. the boo, they. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the boo, the boo, the boo, the boo, the boo, the boo, the boo, the bo..., the bo..., the the bo., to., to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to, to do this thing where instead of going into the boy's mind, she brings the boy into her mind called reversing. And they're like, no, it's way too fucking dangerous. And she's like, I've got it. And they're like, no, it's way too dangerous. And she's like, fine. And then she goes home and sleeps in t. Sorry men, she's wearing fucking sweatpants.

Dumb. And she huffs a bone, smokes that joint. Oh, did she? Yeah. Alan, did I see this movie? I did steal it from the internet, so it's possible that I just got an edited version. Yeah, it was on stuff and now it's just on HBO now. Who care? I'm guessing most people have either already seen this or this this this this thi this thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I's thi. I's th. I's th. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. to th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. guessing most people have either already seen this or don't care to see it at this point so. Or have that HBO to watch them games of Thrones.

Oh right, those throne games. And them big little lies. I don't know what that is. Is that pretty little liars or is that something else? That's something else. Big little lies is a b-based on a book. It's a book. It's got a bunch. Big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big little big big little big little big little big little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little. It's a big. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's big little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little. the. the. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their little little little. their. It's a big little. It's a big. It's a big. It's a big. It's a big. It's a it. Oh, like this? Yeah, like Nicole Kidman's in it. Oh, yeah, she's from the 90s. She is. She's from your favorite movie of all time. Let me out of the car, Cole. Let me out of the car.

So then we meet the cops. So then we be the every man cop. Is that like the- Is he the guy who just says sleeping through a lot of the investigation? No. No, he's the one who's like, he's, uh, he's just a big-headed guy? He's like, he's like, he's like, he's a big-hea-he'....... He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, the. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, the. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's all the files and I need them right now. And it's fucking Vince Vaugh. Dangerous, dangerous brooding Vince Vaughn, I feel. Just like standing in the middle of a river. Smoking a cigarette. Like telling these older probably more experienced

cops what to do. Like fucking general manager Lou Brown who's dressed like detective Pan Amoja Act for no reason. I feel like they were like, can you get Nick Nolte? No, Gary Busey around? No, that guy with a Walrus mustache from the baseball movies. Yeah, we can get him. He's good. He's a good one. He disappears halfway through the movie and never reappears too.

Did you notice that? I think he just like got called away to something. Major League 4. Yep. Did you watch Swingers? In like high school. Yeah. I remember a bunch of people being super into it and me just not getting it. I feel like I didn't. Yeah, it doesn't.

I don't remember anything about it. But I don't, I don't understand the stardom of Vince Vaughn. He's like sort of, he's sort of like every man cute, I guess. Yeah. But he just... He doesn't seem charismatic to me. No. No. I've never seen a movie where I've been like, oh, that Vince Vaughn.

And he says all these comedies too, where he's not that funny. I don't to criticize his appearance, but the man looks exhausted. And I haven't seen him in a movie in years, I'm assuming he's dead. Wasn't he in that true detective two? I didn't see that either. Wasn't that Matthew McConaughey? That wasn't the true detective one. Oh, okay. Woody and Matthew McConaughey. Mm. Woody, he's cool. Why wasn't he in this movie?

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who he's been spying on for a while. And for some reason we care about this one more than the others, as these storylines are wont to make you do. Because this is the most recent one is going to, he's doing it too quick now. It's like just three days in between. He's revving it up. And we see while he's stalking her that he's having like psychotic episodes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the story the the story the the the story. This the story. This is the the story. This is the the the story. This is thiiolines. This is thi. thi thi thi thiaugh thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. Which does not. It contains like how to get episodes. Tummy ache. Tommy ache.

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It's all the same. Oh, and I forgot to mention when they find the first girl's body, she's wrapped in plastic like Laura Palmer from Twin Peaks. Yeah, it's all the 90s. It is all the 90s. So he like, Vincent Genofrio like collapses for seemingly no reason, right before the cops get there. And then the doctor that examines him, whom we never see again, like there's too many fucking people in this movie. And all of them are white men, and you know I can't tell them apart. That doctor is from one of my favorite episodes of the-Files. Which one? Andree?

He's the guy with the shaky eyes that walks around on the stilts. That's the painter. Huh. I don't remember that. He's a really good actor. It's a really creepy episode. I'll have to re-watch it. Yeah, I that real?

This sounds made up. It's like disappearing brain, he'll never come back. How do you get him out of this? You can't, he's gone forever. What kind of doctor are you? One who's got to go, guys. Yeah, and then never to be seen again. There's seriously the tacos are delicious. I had tacos for dinner. I had nachos. I had nachos.

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Like it's just the most Marilyn Manson-y thing you can do. Yeah. But we first see him as a little kid running around and he still has the Kirk Cobain haircut. Yes. Which is ridiculous. We then see him seated in a chair with giant purple curtains attached to his back. He looks really cool. Yeah. It looks great. This movie really plays into a lot of my distrust of virtual reality too. I feel like I've been saying it for a year, for at least a year now. But one of the things we learn is that if something happens to JLO in this world, her

body might think it's real. And I was like, see, motherfuckers? See? So she's got to be careful, okay. That's important to know. She's got to be careful. Also important to know she has a microchip in her hand that she can push and get out. Oh, okay. But, is she, is she,

yes, so they, when she goes, like, they put her in the slim gym suit and then they put a face cloth over her face that has microtips on it. Yeah, it's a boot, poop, poop cloth. Doesn't seem to do anything. And then they put a silver thing in her suit that injects like some sleepy time medicines into her? Yeah and then she has to go up into the air. Oh and then which is really cool looking. Sure. The suspension and like when they're first suspending Dinafrio she's like oh you should have left

those things in his back. Oh that's why she said that I see. Well they couldn't, well, they wouldn't have gone through the slim gym suit. That also perfectly fits him. He's a big dude. Big guy. Yeah. These slim gym suits are versatile. Maybe they just stretch real good. Yeah. Well, maybe that fits into my twizzler idea then.

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And he's that guy got off because of a piece of bad evidence who had molested a little girl. And then he's like the next night when the girl's parents came home, they found her. And I was like, why the fuck did they leave this little girl home alone? What is this story? And then it becomes just grotes. Because he's like, and he's sitting next to her and like she's decapitated and all of her guts are spilled out on the floor and he said something. And then everybody jerks off on a pile of guts basically. It's like, the horror of this movie is in the grossness, I guess, right? Yeah.

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You don't want to talk to him and she's like, patting the horse, she's like, it's a very beautiful horse, and then panes of glass drop down and bisect the horse. Like, credulase the horse. It like cuts the horse into at least like eight pieces. I was like, fucking vindication. This is the moment I've been waiting for. And to be honest with you, when we write this movie,

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Fantastic Planet and just sitting there and giggling and I was like she did get super high from that joint and like just a real weird movie she's just like eh ha ha ha ha. She's cool I guess. She knows she's just Jenny from the block. You used to have a little but now she has a lot. Don't be a fool by the rocks that she got. Yeah but she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows she knows th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And the th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the the the the th. th. th. the th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's thi's thi's thi's thi thi th Jenny from the block. I used to have a little, but now she has a lot. Don't be fooled by the rocks that she got. Yeah, but she knows, she knows where she came from. We meet Carl's dad. Oh, fuck that.

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How do you know? Scene cuts. Well, no, he's like, I know. Yeah. That's it. Okay, fine. Fine. I had to wait a half an hour for a pizza. I didn't avoid the noid. Hopefully that scene ended up on the cutting room floor and actually existed at some point. I mean, it's just like, they're like, you figure it out.

So then we meet adult Carl again and he is a goat man? Yeah, we're bull-horned. He looks like the guy from prodigy. Very 90s. The fire starter. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's one. I don't know if there's another line to that song or I would have said it back to you. Wow. That's it. He's just a bullman, goat man, whatever. He puts a collar around Jalo's neck. Yeah.

Which does not prevent her from touching her hand to get out of it. Or doesn't it? No, it doesn't. I was there. I watched the movie. But blood spurts out of her neck when he does it, because there's like spikes on the inside of the collar. Oh, and he has been, he collars all of his victims. Right, right, right. So she's stuck in there, there's no way out.

Like, what did you, did you not think this could happen, guys? Like, you had no, no fail safe for this? Well, she didn't want to go back in So then I have the note, they're sending swingers in. Yeah, I mean, but they just fucking send Vince Wan in there. He, first of all, he has to, to rescue the girl, even though this is her job and not his job. He doesn't have a microchip hand, like, how is he supposed to get out? Yeah, he's got a wiener though and that'll save the day, right? Always. And this is the craziest inoprio. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Your baby brother had a car accident. He probably couldn't reach the break. Babies don't have cornish. Some of them can't even all their heads up, Alan. Driving a car. It was probably stick to. You know he doesn't have the muscular strength to do these things. He's not operating three pedals at once.

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Yeah, to lick his hand and make him more, what does she say, more receptive or more? Something like that. Yeah. Fuck yourself. You've done this once room without an override switch. You like, everything you've done is wrong. So she stabs Carl and they get out of... Is this one she's a bad guy? They get out and then she goes back in after she like reprograms things. Which is the Immacula Jalo? Yeah, she's not. Which had to have been an album she did.

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Who has like told her this story about drowning a bird so that his dad wouldn't hurt him? And I'm like, I think this is supposed to make me feel bad for you. I don't really feel that bad for you. He's not sympathetic. He doesn't ever become sympathetic. I feel bad for the kid. I know that's him, but like too late, fucker. You know? There's, I read a review of this that was just like,

I don't want to take care of Valentine now, which is the dog. Oh, that will be answered. So in this time, though, Vince Fawn has figured out where the girl is being held. Right, by the symbol that's on everything. Yeah, which they find in the basement, where the cops have just been hanging out, where the girl is being the cops have just been hanging out waiting? Where he goes in by him. No, they're searching with helicopters and stuff because he lands in the helicopter and then goes into the basement.

How long did all of this take less than a day? A couple days. A couple days. A couple days. Okay, because I know they said, she doesn't have much time. But I wasn't paying attention to what, I was. that they do. And the whole time the woman who's been abducted is in a cell that's got water coming into it. Yeah, like every so often it turns on and fills up a little. But there's no like, maybe I'm a crass person for this but I

did I wasn't like oh no every time I was like oh she's getting wet I guess. Yeah I mean you know they're gonna save her so right. And we've seen the video is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. the the the the the they. the the the the the they. they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. I I I I I they're they. I they. I they. I's they. I's trie. I'm try. I'm try. I'm try. I'm try. I'm try. I'm they. I'm they. I'm they're they're they're they're they drowning because he tapes the whole thing. One of them, the last thing she says is I'm daddy's girl and I was like shut up Blanch Devereaux. Like what God would help you if those are your last words. Maybe she's writing a letter to daddy. Oh, don't make me sing it. No? No? Not today. I've been yelling for a while now. So, yeah, the movie's wrapping up now and... So Vince Vaughn goes in and shoots the glass, breaks it, so it's which in the scene I also noticed he was wearing an index finger ring of a horse shoe? And I was like, why? He's very lucky. I was like, oh, horses!

And she... He's very lucky. I was like, oh, horses. And she, yeah, he saves the woman. Although he's like, shoot directly at her to break the glass. Yeah, it seems like he should have shot down. And then he like goes in to hug her and she's like, get the fuck off me. And he's like, no, I hate that in movies. There's always like, you're okay, I'm hugging you. Get the fuck off off off off's like so traumatized.

It's that bullshit man thing of like, well, you are safe now because I am hugging you to safety. Hugging you back to health. Minn, Vince Vaughn has never hugs? We had to hug a bunka, a bunch of monkeys first to make sure it worked. And then when they didn't get polio, they hugged all the children of Pittsburgh. RIP Jonas Selt.

Oh, I love that so much. Yeah, it's like a couple days later now, and Vince Vaughn is he's taking a break. He's taking a couple of a little while off the force because like there's a shooting and stuff. Administrative leaves of some kind. Yeah, it's like that hot buzz thing of like if you do this there's a hell a lot of paperwork you have to fill out. Exactly. You know that harm would be. Yeah., even though he's not supposed to be. He's just hanging out. He just can't turn it off. And she's wearing a blanket.

A beautiful looking afgat. Yeah, just draped around her perfect skin, so whatever. And she's driving her child psychologist's car, like a Volvo station wagon. And she's, who's in the front seat? Oh, Valentine. Oh, Valentine. She took the cigarette to her dog. That dog must be really well trained though, because earlier in the movie, he like pretended he'd been hit by a car. So you could probably get that dog to do a lot of stuff for you.

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And then you're just going to hand. I didn't want pink, I wanted white. It's not open. Uh, dog. Valentine just puts his teeth on and goes, crickch. I like this fantasy of what Valentine's doing for J-Lo. Ugh, this movie, yeah. Katie, should we move on to the ratings phase? No. No.

No. Yeah, let'sda-da-da-da-da-da. Yeah, let's do it. Go ahead. I had a lot of fun talking about this movie. I was super bored watching this movie. I liked how beautiful it was, because it's gorgeous. He did another movie called, I think, the fall, starring the Pie Man from Pushing Daies. Anyway, that also looks super

gorgeous when we watch the trailer for it, but this it's just not, it's like silent lambs with dream sequences. Yeah. And no, nothing to it. It's vapid, I would say. It's like it's beautiful to look at but there's nothing going on behind that. Yeah. Give it a five. Five.. Yeah I mean you can do a lot worse than watching this movie. Oh yeah and it's hilarious to talk about later. Yeah I mean like I I went into this assuming it was really really bad and it's not really bad so I think that elevated it a little for me, plus the horse killing. I normally get pretty bored in movies.

This is kind of a longer one. It was like an hour and 45 minutes. You know what I was pretty much in it the whole time, though. I enjoyed it. The first act dragged a little bit, even though they catch the killer basically right away. So I don't know what I mean that's that I mean th th th th th th th tho tho th th th thin thi thi thi the that is that is that is the that is that is the that is that is the that is the th. th. th. that is that is that, th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It was kind the the the the the the the the the the th. It was th. It was th. It was th. It was th. It was th. It was th. It's is th. It's th. It's th. It's that is that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th's not climactic at all. Yeah, it's hard to say where the movie peaks. But I actually thought it wasn't that bad. I probably wouldn't choose to watch it again. But if somebody asked if I wanted to watch it, I'd say, yeah, all right.

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So join us next time, but we talk about hashtag horror. And learn whether or not Katie has killed a horse in the intro, but she has it. I'm not even leaving this room really, probably. I might go to the bathroom. Listen, guys, I'm not really gonna kill an animal. I would never. No, of course not. It's all jokes and japes. I know, I just want people to get upset. Ha ha ha ha!

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