Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 136- The Lost Boys (1987)

Episode Date: May 29, 2017

Read the TV Guide, you don't need a TV. Listen to Werewolf Ambulance, you don't need to see the movie! We are gonna spoil it, though. This week we're discussing the 1987 vampire film "The Lost Boys." Special topics for your consideration include: a bunch of 90s music that we like, the ruinous power of the dangly earring, the most movie punks that have ever been in one place, cool grandpas, THE COREYS, decorating with neon and sexy saxophones.  Did you miss our other vampire episodes? Check out Episode 22- "Fright Night," Episode 70- "30 Days of Night" and Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned." How do you feel about "The Lost Boys"? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Hey Katie. Hey, Alan. I'd like to welcome you to my home that you've never been to before even though I'm your grandfather. Hi. Hi. There's a couple rules. Well, as you can see I do taxidermy. And there's just a couple rules. First of all, um, yes. there's a couple rules. First of all you can see, I do taxidermy. Yeah. And there's just a couple rules. First of all, everything under this is mine. Wow.

Including the root beers. Yes. And the double stuff over you. Yes. I'm going to get diabetes. Thank you. Oh my god. You got little guys. I did. It's adorable. Thank you.

Wait, I can have these are known. Sure, definitely. What if I didn't let you? You'd be that grandpa. Hi, I'm Alan. I'm drinking a root beer. And we're here to talk about the Lost Boys. Oh, this is delicious.

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You love this goddamn movie. I'm in the prime of my life. What if I was? In the prime 30 years? Wow, this movie is 30 years old. That seems nuts. It's crazy. And I kind of big to it because I think it's the perfect summertime horror movie. Yeah.

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I'm gonna sip a little rup here while you do this. He is notable for his muscular physique, his sexually provocative movements during his performances, and for his tendency to perform shirtless with a skin oiled and his hair in a bit. Oh, of course he did. He's amazing. And they love him. The kids love him.

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Until, and then we meet the vampires. They're the coolest, do you think? I think so. What about Bill? From Bill? Marko? I kept being like trying to pick out things that I thought Rob would like and I was like look it's Bill it's Bill and he's like I see it I see that it's Bill gonna dangly ringer. And the best clip on Mullet he looks great he looks great it's like very permie. I love that this movie is like aesthetically so

heavy metal and soundtrackly so not. Well the only songs are that one that the saxophone guy plays. Yeah. And the, thou show. But like, they play that literally five or six times. That's the theme. I know that. But there's nothing else. Oh, and then there's a party where someone's listening to Aerosmith. Because I remember being like the the this party even if it meant listening to Aerosmith because it looks so fun.

The surf Nazis are listening to Aerosmith and Run DMC. Yeah, it's done by a guy named Gerard McMan. That on the Wikipedia page it says Gothic rock anthem and I'm just like I don't think you've heard Gothic rock. No I don't know what it is but it's not that. It's got a echo in the bunnyman covering the doors. Oh yeah which is weird because they have like a huge Jim Morrison poster why not just license the doors songs themselves? It's like a picture perfect cover of it too. I mean, yeah, I don't think I realized it was a cover. Then it was a Roger Dultry song, over the end credits I think.

Oh, okay. And then there's like a couple in excess songs throughout it as well. Godrest. Oh, his song. Our friend of the podcast Jim, Jim, that Michael Hutchins was the most beautiful man that ever existed. Interesting theory. Yeah. Jim also thinks Hellraiser's a good movie. He's seen all of them. I didn't say a franchise. All right so let's get into this movie. Okay. So we've got these two young kids who are there are surrogates in this movie. There's Michael, I think the name is Michael, they never say it. They never say it.

Estimated 181 times they say it in the movie. Are you including the chanting? I love the vampire's chanting. Michael, I'm like, yeah, I can get down to chanting for sure. And then his brother, Sam, so it's Jason Patrick is Michael. God, he is so hunky in this. He is beautiful. Still a handsome man, but this was like, holy smokes. Yeah.

And Corey Hame is his brother. God rest his soul. So sad. Yeah. There's a lot of dead in this movie, right? Are there? No, I don't know. Well, grandpa's definitely.

And Edward Herman's dead, is he? I think so. I think so. Uh, Jamie Gertz is still alive, though. And working every day, I'm sure. Star, hey star. Star. For me, this- The Edward Herman died. This is peak Kiefer Sutherland. He looks very old.

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I don't know. True. Somewhere on the coast. I want to live in his house. It was amazing. With all the stuffed animals? Yeah. Really? All the other stuff too. It's a cool house. It was a cool house. I do not want to live in Edward Herman's house. There's too much neon inside of someone's house. Oh, I know. That's that's distressing. But it turns out, I mean, spoilers for this movie. He's a bad guy. the bad the th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. th. th. th. th bad guy anyway. He's bad taste, bad guy. Do you think it was the clear-ribed glasses that were a giveaway that he was a bad guy? I thought they were really cool. They're like super in now, right? Yeah, that'd he look great. He was like too hip for his age in 1987. Yeah, running a video store when video stores were cool. Video too' scars, thii. A movieks, sunken hotels that vampires hang out in with giant Jim Morrison posters? That confused me a little bit, but that's fine.

Why? Because when they go to the hotel later on in the movie, there's no evidence above ground that it exists. So weird. So weird. So the vampires, like, I guess, I'm confused by their desire for Michael. They want him to be one of them. I think it's because he stands up to them.

Okay. They're like, he's got moxy. How many, like, how many people do you, I guess, they don't seem to do this very often. There's not that many of them. But they're like starting fights, the first, when first we meet them, they're on a carousel, like starting shit with one of the movie punks and his lady friend. Right, why? Live them alone.

They get roughed up by the security guard who then, in this sweeping overhead shot, we watch him walking to his car and then they come down and rip them apart. So like what is their MO? The vampires? They're just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. they're just just. their? they're just. their? they're just. they're just, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their. their. their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their. their. their.? I guess so. We learn later that Edward Herman, we find out, is trying to make a new family. And he wants Diane Weist to be the mother of the boys. Right. Which isn't reveal until the last five minutes of the movie. Right. But the, but the, so for the movie, the vampires are just hanging out riding dirt bikes. Right. dirt bikes. Right? Dirt bikes is movie. It's a very 80s conceit.

It is. I like Michael is drawn to Star. It was Jamie Gertz. Her hair is fantastic. It's amazing. I feel like I missed my big curly hair window and it's really a bummer to me. You think it missed it and can't go back in there? I don't think it's too. Be stoked. Yeah. Just with Laddie in toe.

Did you recognize Laddy? No, should I? He's been in a movie we've done before. Whoa. He's the kid from Pumpkinhead. The little kid? I think so? I think so?

Now I'm questioning, but I think it's named Ed Harley. Chance Michael Corbett. He doesn't have a Wikipedia, so I'm web-searching him. It's literally called web-searching. Yeah, Pumpkin Head, thin-head. Pumpkin-head! I thought that was him. Wow, good, good grab.

Good pick-em-ups. Good pick-em-ups. Ed Hardy. I feel like we spent that entire episode talking about Ed Hardy. That was not the man's name. That movie is so ridiculous. She'd go back and listen to her pumpkin head episode. Yeah, it's a good one. And I also forgot that we did a pumpkin head episode until it shows right now.

Honestly, someone mentioned like an episode we'd done to me recently, and I was like, I've never seen that movie. We had a friend of the podcast podcast podcast podcast podcast page that she just watched All Cheerleaders Must Die. Yeah. And I was like, what the fuck? Oh yeah, yeah, we did that movie. Yeah, that was a good one. I like that one.

I think that was, that was, Glad we can bring some joy to your life. So Pamela, I believe her name was. So Michael is Hot for Star and Star hangs out with these vampires. And so there's a dirt bike race, ride? I don't know what the fuck happened. Just proving of one's worth on a dirt bike, which is a feel very 80s thing to do. You know where Hopkins Point is? Sure, I've been here an hour. Of course I know where that is. I is. I is. I is thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi is thi is thi thi thi tho tho tho tho- tho that's tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th for th for th for th for th for th for th for th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- tho- tho- tho-a tho-a-a-a-a-s tho'-s thoats for thoats for to-s-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-a'-s'-s'-s'-s'-a'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s'-s thoto do. You know where Hopkins Point is? Sure, I've been here an hour. Of course I know where that is. I moved in today. And they ride up there and almost run Michael off the cliff and then giggle at him for a while.

There's a lot of laughing in this movie. Oh, so much giggling. Everyone's so fun with mirth and joy. Oh, the note taunting motorcyclists taunt him. Sure. One thing we forgot to mention is that during all of the town scenes or the, I guess, boardwalk scenes, there are bulletin boards showing posters of missing children. And there's like laddies on the milk carton. It seems like the FBI should be there.

Swarming, right? There's so many missing kids in Santa Carla, California, not Santa Clara. I feel like it was filmed in Santa Monica, I think. I think it's all. Bum. Bum. Bum. Bum. Bum. Tick, tick, bum. No? Fun fact about me? I fucking love that song. Everybody fucking loves that song. It's perfect. It's so dumb. Everclear made that song and then they were like, what can we fuck up? Because that was, that's, this was too good. Is that the one about his dad or is that? He does do a song about his dad.

That one's good too. Here's a thing in my knowledge base. He had like a normal dad. That's like a song about someone he knows dad, like someone else's experience. And that makes me really mad because I feel like his dad's like out on the golf course with his buddies and they're like, why'd you leave your kid? And he's like, God damn it, Everclear, I coached your Wiffleball team. You know what I mean? Fucking Everclear. What the big black boots. No, yeah, like, I feel like that's got to be so shameful for his dad. Who's like at the firm with his partners, you know?

I've let ever clear down somehow and I just don't know what I did wrong. I gave him everything. I bought him all the bleach for his hair. I didn't, told him his goate looked fine black while his hair was bleached. Why isn't that guy dead? Everybody else is. I was listening to 16 candles by sponge today. Oh that's a great jam. That intro riff is so good the true band. Yeah, two good songs. Yeah that's it. Say prayer for me is that?

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She loves, she's big into vampires, they were like so mainstream. I remember none of showing me Buffy the Vampire's Laird and being like, you're gonna like this. She was a movie or TV show? The movie. Ah, so good. Which is that Luke Perry thing, we shared that Luke Perry thing too. But yeah, she would always quote that line. Yeah, she would always remember that scene being like I would have to like look away I was so scared that he was eating maggots you know it's so gross

and now I'm like oh those aren't maggots but you know yeah the mystery is gone I guess is what I'm saying I kind of want to put the grandpa explaining the TV guide scene on par with like the sinking of the Indianapolis scene and jaws where that's just like this great monologue that happens and she's like, all right, the TV guide's gonna come where the address is, the label's gonna be peeled back sometimes, you're gonna want to tear that off but you're not gonna tear that off but you're not gonna te. It's gonna rip the cover and it's like to rip the cover and wouldn't know what was going to be on TV because there were articles you'd like to read the article sometimes it'd be in the bathroom you know who knows where the TV guide's gonna end up and once he got really mad and like drilled a

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Yeah, you do what you want. It seemed like the widow, whoever, liked it. When he's searching for after shave and he puts windex on this, he goes like, oh, that's gonna burn. It's pretty great. He was also not clean shaven, so it didn't matter. It's just covered up the smell of all the vermin. So Michael drinks the wine after the great worms and maggots scene. Yeah, which is classic. You all know this. You know this. You've seen this movie, right? Well, I hope so. If not, we're totally ruining it for you. And... And... They knew this would happen.

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And then they're calling for Michael. And so he I jump down. Oh, no way. No way, who could? Vampires. I guess. Well, they don't have, they can fly. It's true. Because then they jump off the train trestle too, they let go. Yeah. And they're fine, I guess.

And Michael flies into his own bed. He does. Come on. Didn't he get the dangly earring to impress Star? Did he? Yeah, he got it on the boardwalk because Sam was giving him shit about it. Oh right, outdoor piercings. Yeah. Would you befriend the frog brothers? No, they probably smell bad. Would you?

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You think there was an Edgar? You think you'd like a twin that you absorbed or something? Is that what you mean? Because you're Alan. No, that was just the weird kid who really likes comic books and vampire movies and stuff. No, yeah, that sounds about right. I guess, what if there was? What if, oh boy? What if I absorbed my twin, but like later. Like at like 16? Come here, buddy.

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It's true. She was the older than me. Oh wow. They were just jealous. They were just jealous of those pipes. Yeah, they played Jeannie in a bottle at the senior prom and everybody walked off the dance floor. Yeah, it's a rich kid high school. So she was already a thing? I think so. I think she like had a big her senior year. So I would have been a couple years younger. I guess I just quit learning things at some point, I guess is the problem.

I learned and learned and then I was like, fuck it. Who's Tronnell Dump? I don't know. Oh God, you'd be so much better off. I know. What if I just ended on Jeannie in a bottle in 1998, 1999? Whatever. It'd be pretty dope. This movie is just, uh, it's one of those movies where not a ton of stuff happens. No. It's kind of about the interpersonal workings.

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it's basically the same movie. They basically like broke Ralph Machio into two characters. So they like removed his dorkiness into Sam yeah and his cool guy into Michael cool guy. He is cool in that movie though and then you watch and you're like no you're not. Like who is telling you that you are? Elizabeth Shoe I guess. And if Elizabeth Shoe tells you you're cool. You're probably 100% cool.

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Hmm? You think is the better? What about, what about Lucas? Have you seen Lucas? Yeah. That's Haim. That's Haim. Yeah. Oh, that's a rough one.

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Well, he's trying to like neck with her or something, yeah. What's it's not trying to neck with you? Put down your comic book or leave? I guess. Sad sack is just so compelling. So weird. So they kill Marco. And it wakes everybody else up. And they're like, rah. Oh wait, do we skip.

We skipped where they went, they took Michael to show him that they're vampires. What, when they- Wouldn't that the trussle? No, that's where they go to the party. Yeah, where the punks are hanging out around the party, head-banging to Aerosmith and run DMC. Yeah. And there's the, so they climb up into a tree and they're like, Michael, we're going to go, you know, hang out with those dudes.

Yeah. And then they turn around eat all the punks, but there's a great scene where there's like a skinhead that one of them bites into and his head just like pops like a grape. There's so much blood coming out of them. I feel like movies often do that. I don't know why that would work. It's so fun though. It's so ridiculous. And then they come back to them and they're all just covered in gore and I was like, what is up with vampires not like just wearing their food? I don't know. So sloppy and then were were werewolves. I know.

I feel like vampires should be more fastidious than that. Exactly. It should be like Hannibal. I got to see that scully right. It does have that scully. Yeah as a psychiatrist. Yeah Yeah. All right. So yes, they kill Marco. They wake everybody up. David gets burnt by the sun. And they take, well they take Star and Laddy with them. Why is his name Laddie? Why is his name Laddy? Why wouldn't it be? All right. Fair enough. Star has revealed to Michael that. they're neither? their. have had their first kill so they're not fool vampires but Michael was supposed to be her first kill yeah and said they fuck yeah just hilarious it's gross it's actually gross I don't know why I found a gross but I did

for some reason because he's like hey I need information she's like oh yeah totally yeah yeah that's what it is. I've got this information for you. It's in my butt. Meanwhile, okay, so they go back to Grandpa's house, and they know that the vampires are going to come for them. Yeah, yeah. They like, straight up trash Grandpa's house, and it makes me really mad. They home alone it. Yeah, I don't like that. Grandpa's like a retired old man. It's true, we're living on a pension.

Yeah. Supplementing it by stuffing everyone's animal and eat. Yeah, everyone's animals. Oh, there's the great city where he's going out at his date and he's taking a little dog with him. And Michael's like, he's the great, he's the great, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's th. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, th. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's taking a little dog with him. Yeah. And Michael's like, oh, did you stuff her husband? And I'm just like, it's so mad. It's so funny, Michael. I was like, it's kind of funny. Like Sam doesn't have a sense of humor. It's not not funny.

Grandpa didn't find it funny. Grandpa's confusing. Grandpa's sense of humor is confusing. But he's so good. Yeah. So yes, they fill the bathtub full of holy water and garlic. Which I like that they got the holy water during a baptism that was pretty funny after that. And everything just stops. Yeah everyone just just stares at them. And the one frog brother gives them the thumbs up and tears out. It's so good. It's pretty good. And they've got squirt guns filled with holy water and a long bow a long bow shoot stakes into people. Yeah Which they're pretty accurate.

They had archery and they're high school in Phoenix, Arizona. Yeah so the vampires attack death by stereo. That's a bad name. That's a band name. I heard that and I was like uh huh. Uh huh. There's the the seed where the one the blonde vampire that isn't Marco, was upstairs and he's like cornering the frog brothers and they're like standing next to the bathtub full of garlic and he goes, garlic doesn't work, you idiots. And they throw the holy water in his face and he just starts melting and I was like, melting's cool. Melting is cool.

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Death breath. Frogbillives have all the cool lines in this movie. They're very deadpan, which I like a lot. The attack of Eddie Munster. Like they're doing them while they're getting attacked. They've got the one-liners, like. It seems like they should be frightened, but they're like, yeah, let's go down in the hideout. Let's go, we'll lure them to your house, we'll kill them. It's like, you guys are... I wonder if they've killed before. These aren't their first vampires.

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because he's a total dork. Yeah. He's not cool he's not suave. It's just like you're nerdy like new stepdad. Yeah. And who thinks he's cool because he runs a video store? Yeah and has those nice clear frames. And yeah, and Neon in his house. They would just get annoying, you're trying to watch TV and there's just blink, blank, blank. Like being in a bar all the time. And so he turns into a vampire. And Grandpa drives his pick him up the truck, which we know has thau, has has has has has has has thau, has thau, has tho, has tho, has wooden thin, has wooden thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thinks thi, has wooden thi, their thi, their thi, and he their, and he their, and he has wooden their, and he their, and he their, and he their their their their, and he their, and he their. And he their, and he their, and he their, and he their, and he their, and he their, and he their, and he their, and he their, and he their.... And he their, and he their, and he their. And he thi. And he thi. And he thi. And he was thi. And he was the. the. thean thean thean thean thean thean thean thean their thean. And he was just thi. And he thi. And he th back of it because he was fixing the fence. Oh, that's why. I couldn't figure out why he was filled with steaks. Oh, yeah.

And he just rams it into the house. So grandpa does the most damage to the house. That's true. And then he says the thing about living here, the thing he couldn't stand was all the movie. It's such a great closing shot on the mom and two kids just staring at him like, what? Why didn't? You think he would mention that before they moved there?

If they had any kind of relationship with him. Like, beware. There are vampires. So that is pretty much the lost boys. Yeah. You want to rate this shit? I want to rate this shit? I want to rate it. I'm a froth brother. Hey, hey, Corey. That was like, yeah, that was more like the dying wrestler from the 80s. Yeah. Brother. Oh, he's dead inside.

Not all that of money, it just came back to life. Yeah, that's true. Nobody's a racist so whatever. Nobody would have known that they didn't leak my porn tape. Do you want me to go first? Yeah. This movie's a fucking 9.75. How are you going to do that? I'm going to do it because I feel like I could understand if you did not dig this movie. Because it's a dangly earrings. It's so corny. Because you were so mad at Rob for not like they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they didn't they they didn't they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th to to the to to to to to to to to to the to to the the the they they take this movie. Because it's a dangly earrings. It's so corny. Because you were so mad at Rob for not liking it, to be fair when we were talking about it last weekend. It's so, but it's so like, I watched it so like, I watched it four times in one day. To this time?

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