Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 139- Maniac (2012)

Episode Date: June 19, 2017

In this week's episode, we're back to the 2000s with the French-American remake of "Maniac" starring Elijah Wood. Special topics for your consideration include: barf talk, crappy superpowers, wearing a basketball jersey unironically, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, 'Great British Bakeoff' and an introduction to our new segment entitled "okay Google, how do you say that in French?" Did you miss our other crazy-guy-killer films? Check out Episode 54- "The Shining," Episode 75- "Ritual (Modus Anomali) and Episode 81- "Saw." Have you seen this one? How about the original "Maniac" film? What do you think of both/either? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

What if this movie had just taken a turn where they actually just fell in love over a mutual love of mannequins? That seems like a thing that could happen, right? It does. What if Kim Control? Yeah, or Christie Swanson because remember Christy Swanson also. But no. No, nobody falls in love. Well, what is love? Baby don't don't hurt me no more. Yeah. Hi guys. Hey, oh hey to them. Hey guys. You're listening to another episode of Warwolf Ambulance? I'm Katie. I'm Alan. We're here to talk about a movie, starring Elijah Woods, Maniac from 2012. A remake of 1980s, Maniac. I never saw that. It's a goodie. Is it? I mean, it's better than this movie. This movie is just an extra long episode of criminal minds, right? Does criminal minds hate thi. I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I the th. I the to, to to to to to to to to to to to the that the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I. I. I. I, th. I. I. I. I. I. I, th. I. I? I? I? I. I? I? I? I? I th. I th. I th. I the. I the? I the? I the? I the. the. theat theat the theat the the theat the that that that that that that that that to that that that the. I movie is just an extra long episode of criminal minds, right? Does criminal minds hate women with a passion? Yes, I would say so.

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And Johnny Dub. He's a nerd, right? He probably would call himself a nerd since everyone does. And you'd be like, come on. You wear eyeliner and you're in cologne ads. Not that wearing an eye, wearing an eyeliner makes you not a nerd. So much scarves. So much scarves. So much. So much. What's name in this movie is Frank Zito?

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You don't notice it until someone points it out. And you're like, oh shit, work. I mean, it's not stopping him from making and for being great films such as Thinner. Oh God. Go back and listen to the Thinner episode because he's really good in that movie. Is like, I was gonna say Fat Tony, but that's his character in The Simpsons. But it's basically the same character. Yeah. Super Italian. Yeah. But the Italian. Frank Zito. Frank Zedo. Yeah. Elijah Wood is not Frank Zito. That's what's what that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's what I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'm that's what I'm that's what I'm that's what I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I was thin. I'm thin. I got. I'm thin. I'm thin. I got. I'm thin. I got. I'm th. I'm thin. I'm th. I'm ito. Elijah Wood is not Frank Zito to me. That's what I'm saying, just give him the new name. Yeah, exactly. We're following a serial killer who's using the internet to kill women. And mannequinize them.

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when I was like 13 and was like, oh, I'm straight. And now I look back and I look back and I'm like, as a stump. And he's a must-must man now, too. And I was like, you're not supposed to say that. No, he is dumb as a stump, for sure. No, 13, I think I would have had the same feelings. Yeah, except for the upstrait part. Yeah, yeah, I've been a different sentiment for you. Much more confusing. But, also confusing, this movie about being a serial killer. So, it's confusing because the police are investigating these crimes.

He has sent a photo of his real face to one of the victims via a dating site. There's no way he doesn't get caught. He touches everything in everyone's apartment. He's just in a parking garage, like, I mean, he vomited on the floor. And yeah, didn't wipe it up. And yeah. There's just no way, right? Yeah.

OK, well, there is, because they don't fucking catch him. They don't catch him until it becomes like a person that other people. they don't catch him. with, which is like incompetent police work. Yeah. You know who would have caught him? Who's that? The criminal minds people. Foil, foil would have had him after the first one. Yeah, he wouldn't even need evidence. He would just know somehow. I was really bummed watching this movie. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, not to jump ahead too far. It's not meant to be fun. Yeah, and I just, there's so much going on right now that's bumming me out. Like, I was like, oh, I'm gonna watch that Keepers documentary. Have you seen this thing? Yeah, I binge watched that. How could you binge watch that? Oh, because I have no feelings anymore.

Everything is just, I'm just't gotten past the first two. The second episode was the worst, I think, for feeling terrible. But let me spoil it for you and spoilers for keepers. If you guys are watching and are planning to, just like, to tune out for a second year. Skip 30 seconds. Skip 30 seconds. I mean, I hate that. I mean, I was that serial podcast for like da da da da da da yeah, but by yeah, and then they were like yeah, we're gonna update you on what's going on but I don't think they ever did Maybe once yeah, yeah, or the thing with the guy that was framed for the murders

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This is the last one for us, yeah. The last one with the current crew. And I guess the women are getting other shows, but not their own show to get. Why don't they just put them on a show together? That's so dumb. Everybody likes them. I don't know. Copyrights or something. I don't know how the UK works. How do you, how can we watch us? BBS? Yeah, BBS.

Cool. Guys, don't need to your local PDS station. They need the help. And then just watch Great Bridge pick up. God damn, it makes me so happy. It's so nice to see people You have to pay for the money on Amazon. It's so dumb. Like all the other Nick tunes are on Hulu.

Not Rocko's Modern Life. Yeah. I've never seen it. Oh, it's very funny. Okay. Yeah. I think it was beyond my cartooning time. Anyway, we're really avoiding talking about this movie. So, okay, so he's like killing these ladies. He meets one of them on a dating site.

She looks straight out of MySpace 2002, right? She does. She's like, just hot topic to the tip-top. Even her underpants are hot topic. Also, he has, he scalps them. He scalps these women and he takes their hair and he puts it on mannequins. Right. Why?

To make them the mannequins and now the ladies. I mean, that's from the original, too. Oh, is it? So the mannequin thing is a theme? Does he scalp them? Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. They don't show it so much as they do in this movie. It's very nauseating. This is one of the more nauseating movies we've watched, particularly the final scalping, I felt. For sure. That and the vomiting. I can't stand.

I hate that we've come to a society that just shows everyone vomiting what I mean? I just don't like watching other people do it. No. It's just a... Yeah. So he meets this French lady, Anna, who is also a mannequin enthusiast. She's the worst actress. Is it because she's French? I'm not trying to be racist. Oh, I didn't, I felt that her, um, her agent was an even worse actress.

Fine, but she was not the female lead. She's beautiful. She was gorgeous. I think she was cast mainly for that. She's terrible. Yeah. How do you say terrible in French? Ah, terrible. Okay, Google. How do you say terrible in French? Terrible.

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You're just husking it up over there. Dying something. That's like, it's like a Gilligan's Island character or something. Three stooges. Yeah, that's what it is. So yeah. This lady's rolling to mannequins too. She's a mannequin artist, wherein she takes photos of mannequins but also does installations of mannequins. Her art seems silly to me.

Her photos were not great. I'm not an artist. I did like the thing with putting her face on the mannequins with the projectors. I thought that was cool. She's got a real shitty boyfriend. Yeah. He's in his movie for about 13 seconds, though, so you like hardly need to know him. But he did point out an interesting thing, I thought, that he is really shitty to Elijah's Woods, and Elijah Woods doesn't do anything about it. But then immediately after, the agent is shitty to him, and she gets murdered. And he like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he. He's immediately immediately immediately immediately immediately immediately after he's a he. He's a he. He's a hea heat. He's a heat. He's heat. He's he. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's, he's, he's, he's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. He's thi. He's gets murdered. He and he like treats are like his mother. He's like calling her mother and being very disgusting. But amidst

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There's a lot of titties in this. It's very porny. Yes. And she's just, she's just, she's just, she's just, she's just. I was like, are you supposed to do that? Have I been doing it wrong? I'm from a very strange. Yeah, maybe she gets like shave bumps and just gonna knock them down with some lotion. I guess.

This is also, I think a cautionary tale about running in high heels. Don't wear it if you can't run in them. Oh God, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, just don't do it. jeans shorts and high heels because it's not a great look anyway. What? Okay. Yeah, I'm just saying it's not a great look. I mean, I mean it's it's an okay look. I think now.

But I guess we have to differ on this one. I just was watching this movie going, oh this is every woman's everyday fears. Yeah. This is just walking outside of the house going to happen to me most likely. Yeah, I I I I I I I I I I I I I this is just this is just this is just this is just is just is just this is just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just this is just just this is just just th. house going, oh, this is what's going to happen to me most likely. Yeah, and I think that's pretty effective. Yeah. As far as like horror goes, because he's like a regular guy, who then murders you. Yeah, you should know from his fingernails, though.

Oh, I didn't really look at them. His knuckles were all busted up, you ask why. You ask yourself why, you don't ask them why. Especially right before you say, do you want to touch him? He's going for your boobies. Yeah. He wasn't even going for her boobies, though. Because I think, is it that he'sthe date seems to have gone like legitimately well. Yeah. You know, they were having a nice conversation at least. Until she's like asked him if he has a girlfriend and then he almost

throws up and has to go to the bathroom for a little while. Yeah, so part of that being his POV is that like you see things flip in and out of focus for him and like sometimes just everyone's looking at him. I donhmm. I don't know why because he's a maniac presumably. Yeah I think it's I guess he's supposed to be like just cracked in some way like he just because he the world just shifts for him from time to time where like he becomes the focus of attention in a room full of people who actually aren't paying any attention to him. Yeah. And they're all laughing at him or just staring at him or whatever and and it's interesting because I wonder like if something triggered him to start killing these women. It's like the first woman we saw him kill, is that the first one? Or has he been doing this for a long time and not getting caught? It's definitely not the first one because the the the mann't the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their the the the the their their their their their he is is is he is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their is. their is. the the the the the the the the their is is is is is is is is. is. is. their is. their. their. their. I I I I I I I I I I I is. I is. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. they. I'm. they. I'm. I'm. I'm. the. the. I'm. the. I's. the. I'm. I'm. the. the. the. I'm. the. the. the. Oh, is there? I thought she was the, oh, I see. Right. Oh, right, because there's like flies everywhere.

Right. Come on, Guy. And that's the one that I think is supposed to be as mom? But why? Why would you put your mom in your bed? Editable complex? Because mom ruins everything. And sex on the streets and having a threesome disco orgy which that was pretty funny it's super porny though

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Spanish, I can get behind. French, I don't know what you're doing. Right now, a lot of our Canadian listeners are like, come on. Guys, I'm American. I don't have to know other things. Did you take a language in high school? Yeah, Spanish. I'm pretty, pretty, I got some words. Okay, okay.

How do you say high tension in Spanish? Hmm, don't know. Okay, Google. How do you say high tension in Spanish? Tension a alta. I would have come up with it eventually. Well, I would have come up with Alta at least. Your voice, when do you talk to Google, is so nice.

Hey Google? What do you think I should say? Do you think I should be harsher on Google? It's like, they're your bud. You're like, hey, buddy, what's going on? I don't know why. Do you think when you kick, like you start a sentence with okay, like you're already in a good mood. Yeah. Okay, Google. No, just kidding, that wasn't for you.

So yeah, I don't understand why his mother would be in his bed. No, I mean, but I guess this is maniac. This is like, you can just file it all under the subheading of lunatic, you know. I think, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, thi, thi, thi, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, th. Okay, th. Okay, th. Okay, th. Okay, th. Okay, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And, I, I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Okay, th. Okay, th. Okay, th. Okay, th. Okay, I, I, I, I, th. Okay, I, you can just file it all under the subheading of lunatic, you know? I think, and probably to make this movie a little bit more palatable, you have to think of it as this is art and this is supposed to be representational. So the mannequins are representational of his fixation on women. Oh, sure.

Sure. Because when I was watching it, I was just mad. I was just bummed that I was watching it. And I couldn't wait to get to the movie that we're going to do next week. It's just like, yeah. It's so, it's bleak. It's so bleak. Yeah, intentionally so. Sure. Yeah, it's not, this movie is not trying to present a reality that is not horrifying. However, I I I I I I I I I I I I I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that, it's just like, th. th. th. It's just like, it's just like, it's just like, it's just like, it's just like, it's just like, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just like, it's just like, yeah, it's just like, it's just like, it's just like, like, like, like, it's just like, like, like, it's just like, it's just like, it's just like, it's just like, it's kicked his ass. Oh yeah, beat the snow. But she doesn't. I mean, she stabs him, but she also runs so slow. Slow jogging Anna.

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changed all the words to, my dick? Oh, my dick? Yeah. Their version of Baker Street is so fucking good. So good. This movie's kind of hard to talk about, we don't have much to say so we're really just killing killing time tonight. Most we haven't seen each other in a little while we're just catching up and you got just catching up with us. So let's talk about the climax, right? Okay. So I think the most frightening scene is where he's in Anna's apartment and she suddenly realizes that he's the killer, which she puts together because because, they, they, they, they, th, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thin, thin, thin, thin, th thi, th thi, th th th th th thi, thi, thi, thi, th th th th th th th thi, thi, th thi, thi, th thi, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, is just just, is just, is just just just just, th th th th th th thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, is like, thi. thi. thi. thi. to to thi. t t ttttttttttttogether, tttttogether, together, just, thi. th th t she puts together because he says something like. Well she's talking about her her agent she's like she only had to go and he's like yeah she just had to go three blocks. Yeah which he has a good lie for he says that

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I don't know. What? I wish that when it hit the guy in the car to scream like, ouch my coffee or I dropped a cigarette or something. It just felt very like, well, I don't know what to do here, you know. And it should have cut to Elijah Wood, just going, yeah, yeah. So then he runs over and scalps her. Yeah, because she's now dying.

Yeah. I thought that was the end. It's not the end. And then my next note just says, this movie is still on. Well, we should mention that right before she figures out what's going on, Agent has died right killed by Frank. Yeah to Ave Maria Which is just a terrible way to die. Oh god no I did I need to do one more interjection you just reminded me of the worst thing in this fucking movie tell me So when he is with Lucy the first kill the hot topic girl. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what song does she put on? The horses song from Fucoa Sa Sionthe I love that song. I I I the song. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that song. I that song. I that song. that song. that song. that song. that song. that song. th. that song. th. th. that song. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the. to the. Don't get me wrong. She also says, I love the song.

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I thought it was a nice little like, ah, crazy guys. All right. So, yeah. And what happens next? It's so fucking gross though! It's so fucking gross. I can't. It takes a really long time. And it's very, since it's POV, you're an arm's length away. And I don't want that. Yeah. I just can't.

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Right. And it seems like they only catch him, this is my impression, that they only catch him because it was like a person that he had a relationship with, that other people had seen him with. Which made me mad because it's like, there's so many other ways to catch him.

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I feel like it's correcting me. Okay, Google. Okay, Google. I don't know why you have to say okay. I think, I don't know. To make sure Google's paying attention. I guess. Where why you have to say okay. I think I don't know. To make sure Google's paying attention. I guess. Where are you at Google? Just reading my emails and then sending me ads, I think.

Talking to the NSA. So Katie, what do you think of this movie? Fas donatation. I didn't hate it. I mean, I think it's well done, it's well made, the point of view is interesting, it's brutal, which is clearly its intent, it accomplishes what it's trying to do. I don't never need to see it again. I will just watch criminal minds, because that's over in like 45 minutes.

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And this movie doesn't have Joe Mantenia. Bell's Palsy. I said, no.. palsy you said now. Well you didn't say the bells paw fine. I'm sorry I need the full name. I also don't think you said now. Hmm Katie okay Katie. Okay Katie what's it called when you get a droopy on one side of your face now I think people should see this if it's if they aren't depressed and if they feel like they want to see something bleak and terrible and people to see things that are bleak and tterable their their their their their their their their th and th and th and their. their. their. th and th. th. their. Sure. Sure. Sure. I. I. I'm. I'm. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I's. I'm. thi. thi. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the they want to see something bleak and terrible. And people want to see things that are bleak and terrible sometimes. So in that sense I'll give it a six and a half.

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Aren't I? Aren't we all? Sure, sure, sure. Maybe that's too close to home. You want your celebrities to be better than you? I just don't want to watch. I do do want to watch to watch to watch to watch to watch to watch to watch. to watch. to watch. to watch. to watch. to watch. to watch. to watch. to to to watch. to to to to to to to to to to too. tooom. tooom. tho. thoom. thoomk. thoomk. thoomk. thoomk. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. tho. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. too. too. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo do have two dogs in my life. Yeah. Constantly talking to me. What? What?

What are they saying? Hey, do you want to go for a walk? Hey, do you want to go for a walk? Food, food, food, food, food. And the other one says, I'm so fucking scared right now. Yeah, that seems reasonable. I hated this movie with a passion. Yeah. I think I just didn't, like you were saying, sometimes you want something bleak

and I just did not want this. Like, yeah. All of my media intake recently has been miserable. And I need to fix that, because I do that to myself. What else have you been intaking? Oh right, yeah, yeah. Handmaid's tale. I'm just taken a the the. Yeah, I just watched the last episode.

I'm just too childbearing for that. Yeah. I went and saw Nick Cave live, and he was amazing. But his songs are super, like I cried like three times during the show. That's sad. I bet you wish you'd seen Nick age instead. Nope. It was probably the best concert I've ever been to. But I've just been to like, I've just been, yeah. So I'm trying to like not be so bummed out all the time. So I'm trying to like take in more positive stuff and this just was not bad.

Golden Girls is on Hulu right now. Yeah, if you want to watch that. Although I was watching it the other day and there was an episode where Sophia gets a boyfriend, because she meets like on a bench in a park. And it turns out he has fucking dementia, and he gets sent to like, you know, Connecticut to live with his family. And he doesn't remember her by the end. And I was like, fuck you.

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It wasn't like a heads up would have been nice or anything. Like, yeah. This makes no pretense about what it's going to do. Yeah, and it's, it's just relentless. It never, there's never a point where I'm like, well maybe a happy will happen. No, nothing happy happens in this movie. Or me, like, did you even pity him? I hated him with a passion. I don't th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I that, I thathea, I tho, tho, tho, tho- like, that, that, that, that, that, thatheatheat, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, thu, that, that, like, that, that, that, like, like, like, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, like, like, like, like, like, like, that pity him? No, I hated him. I hated him with a passion. I don't know if you were supposed to pity him with those flashback scenes.

We all had a shit childhood, like, let's be real. Sure. I mean, that was just like the shittiest shit. Sure. That happens to many, many, many people, and they're not serial killers. Right. It's interesting because in the original, when he's in not serial killer mode, he's really personable. Oh.

And he's like not a total weirdo at all times. Weird. So that was like a big difference in this. And I don't know. I think I would give this a solid five. And if you can handle it, if you can handle it. Like if you're in the mood for... No, I got you. For something brutal. Watch it. Katie. Yeah.

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Why, did that happen? Yeah, everybody's selling shit on Facebook. You're not a lady, you don't get this stuff. Just like nail wraps and weight loss shakes and skin firming creams and essential oils and legings and I just can't do it. It sounds like a really weird word salad that you're doing right now. It nail wraps. Yeah, real things. Jamberry. Eat a dick. I'm sorry. I'm a little at the end of my rope lately. I apologize for my behavior.

What I want to sell these people Katie is way better. And this is not any kind of scam or pyramid scheme or anything? It's a one-level marketing scheme which is the best one kind capitalism. Yeah and your house gets filled with awesome stuff from Cryptocurium's parcel of terror. We've been telling you guys about this for a minute a little bit. Probably like two years yeah thanks Jason. Thanks Jason. We appreciate your ongoing support. I was thinking th th this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is th. And this is this is this is this is th. And this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is th. And this is th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And thi. And thi. And thi. And thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. this is not. this is this is this is minute, a little bit. Probably like two years, really. Yeah, thanks, Jason. Thanks, Jason. We appreciate your ongoing support. I was thinking about it today, and I was just like,

God damn, this guy's amazing for doing this for us. Like, we're doing this for him too. This is a give and take it. parcel of terror. One moment, please. Okay, Google. How do you say parcel of terror in French? Parcel de la terror. Oh, I like that. Whoa, shit, Jason? Jason? Jason, think about changing it to parcel of terror. I like that quite a bit. All right, let's look at the June parcel of terror. Tell me. I went to Jason's Instagram, which is the underscore Cryptocurium. CRY PTOCURIUM. You've got a magnet from the film They Live. Yeah, yeah you do. You've got a print of Reagan from The Exorcist.

That's terrifying. Who made that? Who did that? That I don't know. What a lunatic. What a maniac! You've got this really nice, it looks like a little wall plaque of the Raven from Poe, the Raven's sitting on a sculpted head. That's beautiful. It is. And a Jacob's Ladder sticker. I love Jacob's Ladder. Movies great. Why haven't we done that one? But there's a lot. the the the there. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. to. the the the the the the. the. the the the. the. the. th. lot of them we haven't done yet. Are there? I feel like we're running out. The way I was looking through Hulu's list the other day and I got so pumped about movies. Yeah, Hulu is fucking doing it right. They're crushing it. Yeah. And the mystery item comes that month.

the of terror. It's hand makes this stuff. And they're gorgeous. Go to the Instagram and check them out. And then go to the website, which is Cryptocurium.com. You can rewind to hear how it's spelled, or I'll just spell it for you again, CRYPTOCRIUM. And click on the parcel of terror link, and you can sign up them $35, you're going to keep getting stuff. And while you're there, sign up for the Order of the Thin Vale, which is the celebration

of Halloween that you can be a part of. You become a member of the Order of the Thin Vale and get awesome Halloween-themed stuff, get invited to parties. It'd be a good time. Be part of something. Yeah, you you you you you you you Katie. What are we doing next week? Um, Katie.

What are we doing next nex? Um, you like clowns? Sometimes. You like killer clowns? Probably. You like them to come from outer space? Indeed I do. I'm so pumped for this.

We're going to talk about killer clans from outer space. All right, that one's on Hulu too, because we're on that Hulu kick right now. And we just keep bouncing back from like 2000 to 1988. I mean, I don't we we used to have a calendar where we would plan out what we were going to do and we would try to keep our eras, like keep decades staggered. Now we're just like, suck it. And I also feel like this one's for you, Damien. We did it this one, this one, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, I th, I th, I th, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi, I to to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to to to to to to have, I, I, I, I to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. We the. We the. We the. We used to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to them, this one's for me. Yeah, yeah. They're all for them, though, let's be real. We did it all for you, Damian. We did it all for the Nookie. Come on. The Nookie. Come on.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm so sorry. the tho'e. Hey, you guys can find us on the internet, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, email us, leave us a review on iTunes. That's about it, right? Yeah, please leave us a review on iTunes. You think I would know how to wrap these things up by now. And you know, next week is supposed to be a guest episode, but we just didn't get it together. Guys, it's summer and we're tired, and is just a thing that we made up. So it's... I know, we should definitely hold ourselves to an absolutely rigorous schedule, regardless of whether anyone likes it or not. So come back next week, listen to us and talk about killer clowns from outer space. Be good to each other?

Be cool. Yeah. Get inside the AC. It's fucking hot. Thanks for listening to another episode of Warwolv Ambulance. Bye. Wait, how do you say Wearewolf Ambulance in French? Oh my God, why didn't we even think that? You're so smart. Okay, Google. How do you say Wherewolf Ambulance, Omelieu. One more time. Thank you to have ecout an other episode of an ambulance of Lou Garu.

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