Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 140- Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

Episode Date: June 26, 2017

Spoiler alert: we LOVE this week's movie, the 1988 masterpiece "Killer Klowns from Outer Space." Special topics we'll be discussing include: potty training tips that no one should follow, Officer Ken Doll, the appearance of Allen's favorite horror characters (movie punks, obvs), top notch movie theme songs, a retrospective on Soupy Sales and some updates about our future plans. Did you miss our other killer clown (klown?) movies? Check out Episode 97- "IT" and a real oldie-but-goodie, Episode 3- "Stitches."  Have you seen this one? Do you love it like we do? Let us know in the comments below, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Music used in this week's episode includes: The Dickies- "Killer Klowns" Steve Miller Band- "Fly Like an Eagle" Dio- "Rainbow in the Dark" Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocuriumrium, at www.cryptocurium.comwhere you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

I'm sorry. Can't run as golden for the likes of the kill of clouds. From out of space. Hey Katie. Oh my god, fucking Krusty the clown. God, cartoon clowns are so great. Like Binky the clown from the Garfields Halloween night there? Which I feel like I can't reference regularly. Which I just watched recently? Did you like it? Once I watched that in French.

Why? Because I found it on YouTube and I wanted to watch it and I couldn't find it in English. Katie. Yeah. Oh my God. It's a little, it's a little, it's a little terrifying. One more time. one more time. Oh my God. We're here to talk about, hi, I'm Alan.

Oh, I thought you were Krusty. I'm Katie. Uh, we are where will famulf ambulance? We are. We're a horror movie podcast that tries to be comedy as well. Don't they trys to be. We to be. We to be. We to be. to be. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. try thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. try. to. try. to. try. to. try. to. try. try. try. try. try. try. time. If you're not laughing, hang up. Hang up the phone. Hang up your iPhone. We're a comedy podcast that talks about horror movies.

We're all of the above. And this week we're talking about a very funny movie. I love this goddamn movie. It's so fucking good. Coming off of last week's movie, I'm just like, huh? It's a good palette cleanser for sure. Killer Clowns from 1988. A good year, a fine year.

I'm in the eighth grade. I'm four. I'm in kindergarten. Oh man, listen to a lot of Metallica. I'm watching Killer Clowns from outer space. I'm watching Mr. Rogers, and that's probably the extent. Oh God, I had been smoking for like two years at this point. I'd been out of diapers for two years.

Me too at that point. Yeah, good for you. It's weird that you, that smoking helped you potty train. It was rewards. It's like instead of M&Ms, they gave you cigs. Smoky Treats. Puff-foop. That will work.

I know. And speaking of which, the main character in this movie is named Mike Tobacco. They never say it. It's just in the credits and I like that. I'm so proud of the people who made this movie. Why is it Mike Tobacco? A lot th. th. thiiiii th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thi. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. That th. th. th. th. That's th. th. th. th. th. th. That's. th. th. th. th. It. It's. It's. It's. It's that. It's that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that that that that that that tho. th it Mike Tobacco? A lot of people have- Does that mean something? No, his girlfriend's name is Debbie Stone. Well, Stone is a much more common last name than Tobacco. Um, this is made by the Chiodo brothers?

Kioto, I would say. Oh, Kiodo? I'm gonna say Kioto. You know why you would know these guys? You mean like because Italians? No. I don't know what you're what you're asking me. Because of their artistic output besides this movie? Oh no no no no. They did the large March segment of Peewey's Big Adventure. Oh the clamation part? Yeah. Oh cool. Yeah they're great. This is a great movie. Oh God. I wish that I don't know how old the Kyoto Brothers. Yeah, I wish that I don't th th th th th th th th th th the I don't the I don't the I don't the I don't the I don't the I don't the I don't the I don't the I don't the I don't the the the the the the the the the the tho tho the the the tho thi the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi thi thi thi the their the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their that the ice cream brothers were played by the Kyoto brothers. Oh what's wrong with the Terenzi brothers? I just wish the the actors, you know what I mean? I feel like they were like modeling them after

themselves somehow. I have a feeling that Mike Siegel and Peter LaCassie or whatever his last name is. This would be the only movie these two two fellows ever did. Yeah, probably. They do not have Wikipedia pages. No, they do not. Unlike Christopher Titus who's in this movie for a hot second, who was a comedian, I think, for a little while. Oh yeah. Yeah. Charles Kyoto was Jojo the Clownzilla, apparently.

So that's somebody. That's in... This Kyoto has got their fingers and everything. Oh, man. All right, so let's get into talking about, we're gonna spoil this movie. I guess you guys know that by now, too. It's episode 140, go to hell. Not you, them.

Not them, and not anybody. So this movie starts off with me getting very excited, because I recognize the old man actor. Gene Green. Mr. Green, the, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, no, no, no, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. th. that's, th. th. th. that's th. that's th. tho, tho, tho, tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thoooooo. Green. Mr. Gene Green. A little nod to Mr. Rogers, right? No, that's a Captain Kangaroo with Mr. Green. I was going to say, I don't know what green gene means. Royal Deno is the actor. OK.

And he is, have you ever seen the Disney movie, Something Wicked This Way? Bredy Be? comes based on the Ray Bradbury book? No, I don't think so. He plays a lightning rod salesman in that. And when I saw him was like, I got really excited. It's one of my favorite movies. He's a farmer who has a dog named Pooh. And he says the line, what in tarnation? Which led me to ask the question, has anyone ever said that earnestly? Or is it just a stereotype? It's got to be, it has to be real. I mean it had to come from somewhere.

But what does it mean? What is tarnation? I don't know. I don't know either. I'll look it up. Okay. So he has a very, what, thiia? the jordy?

So, thi. creep show? He uses a euphemism for damnation. Oh tarnation. So what in damnation? Sure. Fine. Anyway, carry on. He sees a comet fly over his house and he thinks it's a pot of gold basically. Sure. They always do. It is not. It's a circus tent. Oh man. Oh we forgot to mention that this movie starts off of the song by the Dickies. This is the best theme of any horror movie ever I feel. I I I I I I I I I I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I. This is the best theme of any horror movie ever I feel. I know we talk about you know a goblin yeah yeah and last week Rob no this is the best. Do you ever ever get down with the Dickies? I didn't know them. The early stuff's real good. It's sort of like Buzz Cox kind of poppier punk stuff. Cool. Check them out. I will. This movie starts off with generic beer. Beer brand beer.

That's a real thing though, isn't it? That's not like a movie thing. That's a real, yeah. It definitely was in the 80s. No frills brand beer. Yeah. And a kid's necking? Yeah, in a raft?

Where did you know? Wait, which one? Oh, I'm sorry, I was talking about, or I thought we were talking about Mooney. Yeah, he's just overzealous. He's not like a, I mean, our horror movie trope of cops is that they're just like, with the exception of John Saxon. They're all fucking useless. Yeah. He's all a different kind of useless for sure.

I think I get mad at him so much because one of the first things we see him do is hassle movie punks. Yeah. I thought you might get mad at him because he was Dean Bormer from Animal House. Oh, holy shit, yes. He also has like 200 acting credits to his name because he's in like every television show ever for one episode. They just don't call him back? I think he's just like, you know, guest guy. Sure.

So it's him and Officer Kendall. No, Dave. We've met Royal Dano. He's going to go check out the clown tent that's landed near his farm. Right. And him and Poo Bear. Little bloodhound. I like a bloodhound. It's an adorable dog.

I mean, I don't want to tough it or like, I'll just look at it. Because they drool a lot, cut those droopy mouths. They're so fun to get into the clown tent and then poo bear gets snatched by the clowns. And he's very sad. And then Royal Dano gets, sorry, Mr. Gene Green gets zapped with a clown laser. Yeah. So the, these kids are making out at the, you know, the make-out place.

Yeah. And there's the ice cream guys. I got the ice cream guys. The Terrenzy brothers? Yep. Um, and... Who has great lines like a tasty treat while you screw. I mean, I guess it's sort of signfeldy into say, but eating ice cream during intimacy seems like it would make it better. You know? It's not a pastrami sandwich, but it seems fine. Like just on the side? Yeah. Okay, you're not like involving it at me.

No, that's gross. Eat your food like an adult. This is when I labeled them the ice cream purves. Yeah, that's pretty much what they are. Because they're they're to mack it to those ladies that they're given free ice cream too. I mean if you're selling ice cream that's a pretty good way to mack it. So everyone throws like garbage at them that they just had at the ready. They get pelted with so much garbage. So many Coca-Cola cans. Yeah because everyone's they're their their. their. their. they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. they's. they're. they're. they're. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're to to to to their. their. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. I. I. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And no frills beer. So then they see the comet go over. And our heroes, Mike and Debbie, decide to go check it out.

God, are there two more 80s names? It's so perfect. And their 80s haircuts. And Mike is really good. He's really entertaining. And Debbie is dressed like a wife of the quiverful movement. Although she sits the entire time, like she's gonna spin a chair around and want to wrap with some kids about some stuff

that's going on in their lives. Yeah. She's very splayed with her like volumidous dress. Long Johns on under her dress, so it's pretty modest. What did she wear? I don't know, it's 1988, and it must pretty modest. What did she wear? I don't know. It's 1988, and it must be chilly. Because he's also wearing like a dumb sweater, so...

Oh, that was the height of the dumb sweater. Oh, sure. I had a lot of cable knit sweaters at that point in my life. I feel like you can still wear a cable knit sweater here in 2017. Um, thirty years later from this movie. Oh, God. Time just keeps moving forward, huh? I think that's what it does.

He sure doesn't just keep slipping, slipping, slipping into the future? Yes, Steve Miller. Let's carry on with the podcast. So they, Mike and Debbie go with the podcast. So Mike and Debbie go into the tent, right? How do they get in? I don't remember. They also see the comment.

Mike wants to continue making you out and Debbie's like, why don't we go check it out? And he's like, okay. Yeah. So they get out of the raft and go after it. And when they get there, the tent is open. Okay, okay. And they walk in and it looks like a hilarious Fun House. Um, it has a Tesla coil for no reason. It does, it does. That's what it goes from Funhouse to Fun House Star Wars set, back to Fun House again. Yeah, because Mike is insisting that it is a cotton candy factory. I don't know if he's ever seen cotton candy be made, does not require a factory. Had you asked me before watching this movie again, I would have said that those were circus peanuts

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Speaking of Bungrips, this is a movie that was slightly less enjoyable without drugs. God. I don't even do drugs and I would have been, I think it would have been better with them. So yeah, they go in, fun house, they find the cotton candy, and for some reason they're investigating it. Well, Dennis convinced that something is wrong. She's like, this is everything is wrong. Everything is bad. Like, I don't know why, but she is.

So that's why they rip it open. And of course, there's a body inside. Yeah, Royal Dano's face is staring back at you. And then they also find Joe Lombardo, whose name they that's a friend of the dudes who made this movie. I'm sure it is. And then the clown, you see the clowns. The clowns are so good. They're so great. I love that 80% of the budget is the clowns. Yeah, a lot of this movie like is real shitty and they make it work. Like the set is some of the sets are just cardboard doorways that move or a hallways filled with balloons. Because you th. put them runny, you know. The buttons on everything are just clown noses that are cut and like to fit into a button shape. It's good.

Yeah. It's clever. And then there's like squeaky horns that are the levers for everything. Yeah, because they're clown, see? Why wouldn't they? Everything would be clowned-t in your life. Right, if you're a clown, you're living the clown life. Is there a thing that you'd want to be, that everything in your life would be themed that way? Airplane pilot or?

No, I feel like that's called having a dream. And I just don't. All right, okay. Yeah, you? I probably have mostly Halloween decorations around my entire house. Yeah, so you just want to be Tom Savinie basically. It is summertime. It's summertime. The pole is open.

I have yet to see him. We will, though. Oh, believe me. So yeah. And then they run back to town to tell the cops that shit's gone wild. Uh-oh, though. Officer Kendall is Debbie's ex-boyfriend. How great is Dave's hair? Um, fair to middling.

I like, really don't like Dave. I know, are you supposed to like Dave? He's such a dildo. I mean he stands up to Dean Vormer, you know, as a he's like it's good cop, bad cop and he's playing good cop but like he still don't like him. Yeah, he defends the movie punks until they just get beat up again anyway. Yeah and he just lets them get locked up so you know. Yeah, I think he's supposed to be our hero. the the the the the the the movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He they they they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just just just just just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, you know. Yeah, I think he's supposed to be our hero. He's not our hero. Mike gets my here. Yeah, I identify with Mike. Yeah, it's a weird setup to have like two male leads.

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And he goes, killer clowns from outer space. Holy shit. And I was like, the movie could just end right here. It's so good. And she goes, excuse me, we're talking to Dave. Which I also really liked. Who's so good? Everything is so good.

This, here's what's good about this movie. It's like an hour and 25 minutes and it gets right the fuck into it. You want killer clowns from outer space? Eight minutes in, here they are. Here, here's what they're doing. And the killer clowns are kind of like killer clowns from outer space, movie punks. They all have like liberty spikes and crazy hair and... The little one is the little one. The little one is so adorable. He makes the fucking puppet show. Who is that guy and why is he there watching that puppet show? He's the dude he gets killed. Nobody likes the guy. He shows up and actually he doesn't like the puppet show and then like they beat each other up and he goes, ha ha ha ha.

Yeah, he does. They do win him over. Which nobody, nobody likes a puppet show. And I think he's the first time that we that we that we that we that we that we are that we are that we are that we are that we are. cotton candy. I think so, yeah. Yeah, there's a shadow puppet show. Yeah, that's cool. It turns into a dinosaur and eats people. I love it when they're showing the shadow puppets from like the, like what the clown's hands are doing and they're just like twirling their fingers. Yeah. It's how you do it. It's making a hula girl. And they love it. And they They love it. The old guy's lo love love the guy the the the the the the the the the the the the people love the people love the people love the people love the people love the people love the people love the people love the people the people the people love the people love the people love the people love the people love the people love the peopleutes the Washington on the Delaware Shadow puppet. He's a patriot.

Then they start doing those door-to-door ruses, which I really like. They're like, pizza. Or like, holding a box of chocolates? Like, you would fucking slam the door in these clowns' faces. And then people are like, okay. Oh, man. It's a weird concept of this movie that people are like not weirded out by these guys.

Like the bikers seem to think that the tiny clown is just totally normal. I'm just gonna fuck with him. Yeah. And like the little girl that's getting wooed by the clown to come and hang out with her. Yeah. She's about to go outside and your mom your your your your your your your their their their their their their their their their their their their their to go out and your to go out and your to go out and your to go out and your to go outside and your mom comes over and it's like, no, no, you have to finish your food. Like, why is that mom not like, what the fuck is that clown out there? Is it because the restaurant is clown-themed? I don't know.

It's not like a fucked up-up, Ronald McDonald. I don't know. And Mooney's at the station by himself getting all the phone calls from everybody who's, First he's reading a gun catalog and laughing. Gun catalog and laughing, yeah. Look what? What is so funny? What is so funny? I totally thought it was going to be porn, but it's even funnier than it's a gun catalog. Much funnier. Also, so Mike and Debbie and Officer Dave have gone to like look for the clowns.

And at some point, Mike gets cuffed, which I did not see him get cuffed you only see him get uncuffed it's when they go to the lover's lane and there's nobody there or no it's before that that's when he gets uncuffed yeah I don't I don't think they show it just all of a sudden he's handcuffed because there's no reason that he should hand cuff him the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theyffed. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. their is is is is is is their is is their is their is their is their is is the the the the the their is is is is is the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they is is is. theyf. theyf. theyf. theyf. theyf. theyf. theyf. theyf. theyb-I. theyf. theyf. theyb-I. theyf. theyf. theyf. they. made him get in the back seat because he goes to open the front door and you can see like he has to get in the back. I think it's just like come on. What the balloon scent dog? I love that balloon animal dog. I love a balloon animal though so. Yeah, it's funny. You don't think that's funny. You don't think that're shitty. There's a really good one at the Bloomfield Saturday Market. Oh really? Yeah, a guy named Ed. I think it's, Bill, Bill Rumba is his name. OK, OK.

Yeah. That's all. It does really good work. Can you make a balloon dog that barks and sniffs? You ask him. Can he make an invisible bike? Can he make an invisible bike in this movie which is hilarious. It's so good. It's like a Wonder Woman.

And an invisible jet. Yeah. There is the scene where they shoot people with a popcorn gun? Love that. Most expensive prop in the movie costs $7,000 to make. That doesn't sound right at all. I have an air popper that does the same thing. You know what I mean? It just gets gets to to to this had to go for distance. It didn't have to go

that far though, did it? You had to chase them all the way down the hallway? It seems like you could build that out of like a hair dryer. I mean I'm not a props expert. No, no, no it did look cool too. It's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. It's to th. It's th. It's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's to to that's that's that's that that to go to go that to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go that. It's that. It's that. It's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that to that to to that to that that's to th. It's the the popcorn is. Um, monsters? It's the eggs for their babies. Yeah, OK, so that's, okay, that's what it is. All right. It makes little clown maggots. That's gross. It's really gross. Clown maggots that are stopped by throwing a shower curtain over them.

They're just like, now what? We're asleep. the're sleeping. When they first pop out of the hamper, I was like, huh, clowns. And then I went, oh, clown maggots. That's disgusting. Yeah. Yeah, it is disgusting. And your hamper, too.

Never going to get those out. We're, which is kind of adorable. You don't want to hug him, that clown naked. So one of the clowns shows up at the police station. Yeah. And Mooney like doesn't, he tries to lock him up but doesn't search him or anything. He could have weapons and he's just going to lock him up with those movie punks who go to the college. You guys go to the college, right? They just wanted to drink the out up to choke Mooney. Yeah, it's pretty good. And then he turns on the movie punks, and the movie bunk goes,

so what do you in for? I like that. And then cut. And that was really stoked on that. So all the other people in this movie who get killed, to get thk, the, get the, get the, the, get th, th, th, th, th, th, th, get the, th, the, the, the, thi, thi, to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to to thi, and to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and th. And, and th... And, and th.. And, and th.. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi. And, thi. And thi. And thi. And the. And then, the. And then, the. And, the. And, tooooooooooooooooo. And then, toe. And then, to the. And then, the. And, toe. And But Officer Mooney gets made into a puppet. It's so gross. Howdy Do You Copp. It's so gross. But he has one of the best lines in the movie. Don't worry, Dave. We just want to kill you. Yeah, it's pretty good.

Officer Mooney's pretty good. And then the clown rips his hand out of Mooney's back. And does like a shake off like you would if you had washed your hands and there were no towels. Yeah, public cop is very good and very gross. The fact that he put like a little bit of rouge on the cop. Yeah, because he's a puppet now, see? Oh my God. There's so many funny lines in this movie, just like weird one liners.

Like from here they go to the amusement, well, okay, so the clowns go take Debbie. Yeah. Why do they put her in a balloon instead of putting her in a cocoon? Some people are, there are more balloons in there too. And they do not rescue any of those people. No. Everybody in this town is dead. Yeah.

I think it's have been dead long before. You mean, because she didn't have any air in there? She's all I couldn't breathe in there. Yeah, you've been in there for hours. A long time because they took her, they like slowly walk out of the house, they put her in the car, they drive her to the amusement park. They have to follow them. She comes out sputtering. You're like, really? How long ago did you run out of air? And it's full of dust when it explodes. Yeah. Glitter, isn't it glitter? I think so. Good, good. If it isn't, it should be. Oh, it's, oh God. Yeah. So Mike has teamed up with

the Terrenzi brothers and their ice cream truck to get Debbie back and Officer Dave just reruns them why? Well because the one Terrenzy brother slammed on the brakes but he's a cop he should be a better driver is how I feel and also like why is he chasing them he was was watching Debbie's house I think so why didn't he see the clowns take around a fucking balloon a person sized balloon. No it seemed like actually he was on speeding duty. Like he'd give it up on the clown stuff and just gone to like favorite speeding. Sure, it just happened to be by Debbie's house. No, that makes a lot of sense. Fucking Dave. So they show up to this amusement park because they're like, well, where would they go? The amusement park, obbs? And there's a security guard there who says my favorite line in the movie? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the th. th. the th. th. their th. th. th. their, th. their, th. th. th. th. their, th. th. thi. thin, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their th. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. I th. No. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t t t te te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. th. th. th. th. the. the. th. security guard there who says, my favorite line in the movie, What are you gonna do with those pies, boys? And then they hit it with pies to death.

To death. Pie death him. It's interesting because at about three quarters of the way through the movie, they find out they have other things that they can do that is not just puttingthe brothers wanted him to be played by soupy sales. The studio was like, we're not going to pay to fly him out here because nobody's going to know who he is. Yeah, I don't know who he is. Now he was like a TV star in like the 50s and 60s. Okay. Good choice.

Good choice studio. Got hit in the face a lot with pies. Oh, okay. And I guess these guys these guys guys up on it. I guess in the 70s too he was around because I remember Alice Cooper being on there. I'm just gonna go lay down because grandpa's getting old and needs a nap now. But yeah, so that was my question. Do you know who soupy sales? Absolutely do not. I've never heard that name. Yeah, but they just wouldn't fly him out. They weren't afraid to pay him. They just weren't gonna fly him out there. Yeah. Put him on a greyhound.

What's he doing? What are you doing, Soupy Sales? So the Turinsey brothers and Mike and Officer Dave are at the amusement park, right? Yeah, I go into the clown castle. They're like so amused by this pile of ice cream, which is not ice cream, it's a dead person. And you see that there's a melted hand. There's just a skeletal hand inside the pile.

After the one Terenzi brother picks up some of it and is like tasting it or something. That's very gross. So the Terence brothers see these two like lady clowns, they're the only lady clowns we see and they, one of them says, are you Debbie's roommates? Why, why would they say that? Oh, what happens when he asked them that? Their balloon tits expand? Did you not know? No, I did not notice. All the sudden they're like, their clown boobs got really huge when they were talking about it. That must mean something. I think they're just trying to lure them in, which worked. It does. They have huge lipstick, mouth prints all over them

the next time we see them. Which is also hilarious. Also hilarious is the crazy straw used to drink the blood from the cocoons? I made me want to drink literally everything through a crazy straw from now until eternity. I so wanted to see what the cl the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their is. their is. their is. their is. their is their is their is the is thine. to to to to toe is. thi. toe. toeck is. to have to have to have to have to have thi. thi. thi, thi, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I the. the. I the. I was. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thin. thin. I tea. I tea. I tea. I was, teauuuuu. I was. It's is. It's is. I tipea. It's is. I'm tipea. It's anatomy looked like without the suit on. What do you mean? Because he had the tiniest legs and a butt that was like dragging on the ground?

Oh, I didn't think I noticed that. They all have really big butts, though. They all had enormous swaying behinds. I kept, at one point I was like, what would a world be like that generated people that look like clowns. What do you mean? For this to be like the race that comes from this planet just happens to be a clown themed? Like that's the strangest idea ever. I think it probably just looks like the inside of their clown house, you know?

It feels like a pretty cool place. Yeah. I mean, we don't find out why they're there, what they're their their they're their they're their they're their their their their they're their their their their their their their, what their motives are. It's just there. They just show up to eat the town. I guess, yeah. To drink the blood in the town. And like, what do they need the blood? Is it, like, what are they doing? None of it is explained. None of it is addressed, and none of it matters.

I think that officer Dave shoots her out of the balloon and then they're just on a while. They shoot her out of the balloon, I want to say. I want to say that Officer Dave shoots her out of the balloon. Using one of his bullets, which was unwise because he runs out of them. Expert shot though. I guess. It's a pretty big balloon. And it's point blank. What the cop doesn't have a knife? What do you do the knife?? I I I I I I I thia? What tho? I tho? I tho? tho? tho? tho? thi. thi. thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi. thi. thoof. thoof. thi. thi. thi. tho of tho of tho of tho of tho-a. I tho-a. I tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theeea. thea. thea. to thea. to thaa. thaa. thaa. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha want to get stabbed. I don't think that's why they have their knife.

What do you do with the knife? Maybe you need to open something up. Like a box cutter? Sure. Sure. Fine. I think you're confusing them with grocery store employees. I got them cornered.

And so now they're being chased through the amusement, the spaceship, by the clowns. And they've got them cornered until JoJo Clownzilla shows up. Oh no, the Terrency brothers run their ice cream truck into the spaceship. Right, right. Giving them an exit. How did they even do that? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

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Yeah, I like that all, like the bats where they would have nails just had like little rounded things on them and stuff. They were clear, they probably wouldn't hurt that bad. Which is interesting because they have all these other weapons like lasers, but fine. So when the Trenzy brothers drive the ice cream truck in, they're th. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. tho, tho, th-and, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. And, t, t, t. And, t. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. And, thi. And, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi.the ice cream truck in, they like make the head of the ice cream truck talk. It's a clown. Everything in this town is clowns. They live in clown town.

They live in clown town. And this is when Jojo Clonzilla shows up. They just believe this. They're not suddenly dumb. They were smart before and now told that. Although they don't seem to speak English at any point in this movie. They say pizza. They do say pizza. I guess he did puppet him to say, don't worry Dave, we only want to kill you.

That's true. That's true. Why does this truck explode? Why does this truck explode? Does the truexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx thx thue thucocox the thucox the thu thu thu thu thu thus thus thus thus thus thus thu thrugue thru thru thru thru thu. thru thru thu thu thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus th thus thus th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th thi explode thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thru. thru. throoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. the giant, giant clown throws the truck and it explodes with the Terrenzy brothers inside of it. There's no way they survived that explosion. They definitely did, and they'll tell you how later. Well, I thought that was the second explosion. My notes say, there's no way they survived that explosion. And the next note says, or that one. Because Dave shoots Clownzilla and explodes him, which explodes the ship. I love when shit just explodes for no goddamn reason.

It's ridiculous. Everything would have to be made of all dynamite all the time. Maybe in Clownown it is. I would think so. Yeah. Mike and Debbie have gotten out of the ship at this point. Right, they're like, we need to see if there's other people in these balloons, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the ship at this point. Right, they're like, we need to see if there's other people in these balloons so we can save them. And they're like, nah, fuck it, let's go. Because the entire ship is filled with the cotton candy people.

It did not appear to be a big town. So I guess everyone is dead. And we've seen them killing people, Fine. And there's no way they survived that explosion. No. Well, they were all cocooned anyway. It doesn't matter. I guess the balloon people, well, who knows how long they'd been in there, how what their lung capacity is. They may not have Debbie's superior breath holding skills. Debbie. And then the ship explodes because Clown Zola explodes.

And the clown car falls out. And is this the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the car falls out and out comes Dave. And is this one of the Terrenzi brothers come out? Yep. And they are also in the clown car? Because they hid inside the ice cream freezer in their truck. That would not explode. It actually would probably be the thing most likely to explode with the gases required to, never mind. It does not matter. It does not matter. Did you just try to bring to bring to bring to bring to bring to bring to bring to bring to bring to bring to bring to bring to bring to bring to bring to bring to bring to bring to bring to bring to science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science science to to to to to to to to the science science. It does not matter. Did you just try to bring science into killer clowns from

out of space? I did. I tried to bring motivation in earlier too and that was very silly so. So they survive and the cops are here and it's all going to be okay. Yeah. And Mike and Dave are like such friends now. They're like thinne. that's their thii. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. Did thi. Did thi. Did thi. Did thi. Did thi. Did thi. Did th. Did th. Did th. Did th. Did th. Did th. Did th. Did th. th. Did th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. thi. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. then her ex-boyfriend is just gripping all over her and that seems okay, like fine. That's why I don't like Dave. Yeah, I find him upsetting. But I was also like, Debbie, what's going on here? Yeah, shake it off, Debbie. Yeah, earlier Dave's like, oh, I guess she likes funny.

He's such a dick. What does he say? Funny, not stable. That's what it was. It seems like he goes to the college, so maybe he's getting a college degree. Yeah. And then they get hit in the face with pies.

Yeah, why does that happen? And then are they, do they die, do they die? Do you think, because their their their their their their their their the credits start rolling. Yeah, but do you think after the credits rolled they died? No, I don't. They're dead pie. Those pies are killers. I would assume it was the Terrenzy brothers that hit them in the face with pies. Those fucking Terrenzy brothers. And then I have the note, that was a fun movie. Yeah, I like it. It gets in, it gets. It gives you, is action packed the whole time? It's just sheer nonsense the entire time. The, and the clowns look amazing, like the way they emote, the way their mouths move, like, they look great.

They're such good sculpes, like, who did that? Who made them? It's the brothers. Oh because they're just goofy. They seem to be like based. They also did critters. They did the special effects for that. They did large marge as we talked about earlier. They do have that like, they're like the super colorful version of Tim Burton. Yeah.

You know, like that like clowny side of Tim Burton and stuff. And why have there never been their their their their their their their their there been there been there there there there there there there there there there there there there there never been there there there their their their their their their the never been any sequels to this movie? It seems like it's crying out for shitty sequels. Yeah I guess funding probably. They have like everything else gets fucking funded they made a Baywatch movie for Christ's sake. Because of Dwayne the Rock Johnson. You mean future president Dwayne the Rock Johnson? I can't even with that. I mean it's no more... well whatever. Who's his co-star in that? I don't know some guy. Channing Tatum probably. Do you want me to look it up? No, no it's fine. Have you seen, I've been to mention this, have you seen the Venn diagram that is Chris's and Hemsworths? What? No? So you know how you think all those dudes look the same? Yeah. Well you're

right. At some level, here's a Venn diagram of Chris's and Hemsworths and where they meet at Chris Hemsworth. Yeah, I'm telling you. Wait, who are those other Hemsworth? And who's the other one? I don't know. Yeah, they all look the fucking same. I'm glad to be totally justified in this, because... But I don't think Channing Tatum looks like them. Well, I think you're wrong. Okay. They look exactly the same. All right. It's a matter of opinion, man.

No, it's a matter of fact. Anyway. Katie. Yeah. Katie. Yeah. Do you want to go to the ratings phase? Not when you say it like that. Huh, huh. Yeah, this movie's perfect.

It's a 10. I was going to give it a 10 too. Well, shouldn't have asked me first. Copycat. This movie is such cool fucking fantastic like they set out to do a thing and just did it. Nothing should be changed. I'm glad there is a sequel to it even if the Kyoto brothers are going to do it. Apparently they have this like action movie planned out that's a sequel to this that could be equally ridiculous.

Okay fine I'll accept it. You'll fund it? I'll accept. I'll kickstart it. Oh yeah, why don't the kickstart it? I don't know. Everybody else kickstarts everything else? Everything. That's all.

Kickstart it, I'll buy in. You know what else you're going to want to buy into? What else will I want to buy into? A multi-level marketing scheme. Was that on this episode or last? I already don't even remember. My brain is like fucking macaroni and cheese right now. You know what that sound is? That's stirring macaroni and cheese. People hate me right now. I like them and listening to that sound and headphones.

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And it's also way better than Gene Simmons. Yeah, Rainbow in the Dark is my fucking jam. When Spotify did their like, these were your top songs of 2016, my number one was Rainbow in the Dark. It was the song I. That's stupid. No way! I mean the most. I used to, for like, a month, every morning I would wake up and listen to Hungry for Heaven by email. When there's lightning, you know it always brings you down. When there's lightning, you know it always brings me down.

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So we're figuring out what we're going to be doing during the downtime. There's going to be some downtime. Yeah, fucking deal with it. This shit's free. We're not sure how much. And we may go to like releasing something. It may not be new episodes, but it may be compilations or something. We're going to figure it out. Yeah.

You guys would be excited. It'll be funny. It'll be funny the first time. It'll be funny the second time, which is how I treat comedy. Funny once, funny twice. It'll be a mashup. Yeah. Like Girl Talk, Girl Talk's gonna be remixing our episodes. That's not really happening. I'm sorry I said that.

I just don't, I just don't think, I just don't think it would sound very good. Unless you could set them all to like sweet Beyonce songs. Uh-huh. We'll ask. It'll probably go down to bi-weekly for a little while. Yeah, probably going to be two weeks before the next episode comes out here. Right.

And then two more weeks, and then two more weeks. So you guys know how that's how biweekly works. It's like we're paying you. So when, and when Katie's ready to come back, we'll start doing it again. When I'm ready. I don't know why I said it like that. Just forget it. That's literally the situation. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry guys, babies are hard. Or so I've heard. I don't know yet. I'm already tired. And thank you guys for supporting us during this and just being awesome and sticking around and we'll be back. I mean, we're still here now and I mean I'm not dead.

Yeah. What if they have like real bad object permanence and if we're not coming out every Monday they think we're just gone? I think um, I think they'll figure it out. Yeah. Go back and listen to the old ones. Just go listen to episode 62 right now. I don't know what it is the episode. to episode good. Goldsmiths, God damn it, the problems, we got drunk for you. We got so drunk and you guys didn't listen to it. And it's just stupid, it's just stupid that you didn't listen to it. Or go listen to Stitches, which is also about clowns. Oh yeah. See now, what am I going to put in there? You can write it up. to to to write up. the up. to write up. the up. to write up. th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th th. th. th. th. th th. th th th th th thrown. thrown. thrown. th thrown. thrown. to to th thrown. th the thrown. the the thrown. the the the the the the the the the thrown. thrown. thrown. thrown. thrown. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to think about it. I'm ready. I know what I'm going to put in there. Speaking of the future, what are we going to do for the next episode? Assuming that I don't have a baby,

we're going to do Friday the 13th, a classic. Yeah, summertime movie. We've not done the original, we've done the shitty ones. We've not. We've the. We. We. We've not. We've not. We've not. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the th. th. th. the th. th. th. the the th. the the th. the future. the future. the future. the future. the future. the future. the future. the future. the future. the the future. the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th right? We've done seven and eight. Yeah, let's jump back to them. One. One. If I do have a baby, you're gonna get whatever Alan puts out. So it's gonna be freestyling. Yeah, and then whenever we come back, we'll do Friday the 13th. Maybe. Let's see if we summertime movie to watch anyway, and it's a good movie for Savini watch. Tom Savini needs the special effects for that movie.

I don't think I knew that somehow and also Kevin Bacon. Oh, also Kevin Bacon. Love Kevin Bacon. Mmm, footloose. It's stupidest movie ever. Yeah. Preface wise, it's a joyable watch. Yeah, oh, it's great. I mean, I was going to argue with you, but that's not what we're here for. So yeah, if we're, for the next episode, if we get to do, we're going to do Friday the 13th.

You'll know, we'll let you know if I have a baby. Yeah, we have the social meetings. We'll be talking to on there. We'll put a thing up. Thanks so much for listening to another episode. the