Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 142: In the Mouth of Madness (1994)

Episode Date: September 18, 2017

We're back, EMTs! Thanks for sticking with us through our baby hiatus. What better option to return with than the John Carpenter classic (if Allen says it's a classic, it's a classic, okay??) " In the Mouth of Madness" from 1994? Big thanks to Twitter user boomboompachyderm for suggesting this one.  Special topics for your consideration include: the chasing and capture of the scare dragon, a certain 90s teen comedy film, Mase, Diddy vs. Biggie (if you aren't on our side with this one, you can stop listening. Just kidding, please don't), a ranking of the John Carpenter oeuvre and perceptions of Sam Neill.  Check out our other John Carpenter episodes, Episode 79: "Prince of Darkness" and Episode 129: "The Fog"... And just for the hell of it, listen to Episode 52: "Halloween 3: Season of the Witch" too. Hey, you are glad we're back, tell your friends! And let us know what you think of this movie or whatever is on your mind at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment " MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes review and rating! Music used in this episode includes: Mase - "Welcome Back"  "In the Mouth of Madness" theme Thanks again guys, we love you and are so glad to be back here with you!    

Hey, we're back. Hey, we're back, Katie. Hey, welcome back, Alan. I guess you never left. No, they've had to hear my dumb voice every two weeks for a little while now. It was great. they're today. They've had to hear my dumb voice every two weeks for a little while.

It was great. I thought they were great. Oh, I'm glad. I listened to them and laughed at my own jokes, which is like masturbating in front of a mirror. I did the same thing. Yeah, masturbated in front of a mirror. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. What are we talking about?

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Oh my God. Yeah. yeah. And then 156 is the end of season 3, right? Yeah. No, season 2. Season 3. Season 3? 150, yeah, 52 weeks. Oh, that's right, yeah. Fuck. I hope someone listens to this episode.

People will listen. People have said very nice things, and I thank them for doing that. They should lay off. Did we mention that this is were warewiff Just good to say it again Wherewolf ambulance. We're back We are. What are we talking about this week Katie? Oh, I don't know anything John Carpenter classic perhaps are anyl. Are there any of them not classics in your mind? Of course they aren't. In the mouth of madness. Yes, Sam Neal at his Sam Ne Oh, he's about 100% Sam Neal. Here's the problem when I have with Sam Neal. Okay, I just find him so silly. Do you think he's silly? I think he's silly too, which is nice. Do you think he's aware of it? You think it's self-aware? Yeah.. Not silly in that movie.

No, Event Horizon. Very silly. So silly. Biggie Blinders, also very silly. Oh, yeah. He's the guy. Yeah. He's good in that, though. Yeah.

There's a movie called, like, Hunt for the Wilder People. Absolutely not. It's a New Zealand film, because he is from New Zealand. Oh he's a Kiwi. Yeah, yeah. Do you think we have any Kiwi listeners? I think we have one or two. Hey guys. Is that what you guys say down there? Hey guys? I mean bless you for not saying good day or shrimp and Barbie to them. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm running on like not that much sleep so. So I'm hoping I'm still funny. the baby times. I smell I'm thimes I'm thimes. I'm thimes. I'm thi I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. I'm that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that that that's that that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I thi. thi. tho tho tho tho tho that tho that that that that that that that that that that that's times. Also, I smell a little like vomit. I realized it in the car on the way over. I was like, hmm, what's that smell? I smell like spinach and ricotta, ravioli. That's like a nice Italian grandma.

I'm a drunk person, but I'm just a little more so to'er. I just had a grandma like that, so it's all right. So not much has happened since we've been gone for the past two months. Nothing's going on in the world. No, nothing's going on in the world. I wake up in the middle of the night a lot, as you might imagine, and I read Twitter. And which I should, I know. Yeah, I make the mistake of reading comments on news articles on Facebook. Never read the comment. Jesus Christ, the world is a fucking monster. Everyone is terrible. The world is, as you might say, a vampire. It is. It's

almost like the world's going insane. Like it's being driven insane. That was really good. Katie, can I read you a summation? Oh, before we get started, I wanted to thank someone for suggesting this movie because I think it's the perfect comeback movie for us. Who? This is a boom-boom packaderm on Twitter. What? What? Can't believe that one wasn't taken. Boom boom pacoderm. Hi boom boom packaderm. Thanks for your suggestion. I feel bad because there's someone that I want to have as a guest to my friend Chris. This is his favorite movie and I feel like we just stole it right out from under him.

Sorry about you, Chris. Sorry about you, you Come back with something else. Come out and me for home. Please don't. So can I read you a summation of this film? I would like you too because I don't know what happened in it. Okay. Here we go. Two dimwitted teenagers are forced to save the fast trade restaurant they work for from going out of business. Despite the new and improved burger joint opening across the street. They want to be the tod. tod. to to to to be to be to be to be to be the to be the the to be the the to be the the to be the the to be. the the t. the the t. t. t. t. tod. to be to be th. the the th. th. th. th. to be. to be. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. So. So. So. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the the. the. the. the. the te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. the te. So, the the. joint opening across the street, they want to be the top dog in the fast food industry. That's Good Burger. Oh, that is Good Burger. Yes, I'm the best. I just saw Good Burger for the first time recently.

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So this movie is about John Trent, who is Sam Neal's character, who gets hired as an insurance investigator to locate famous author, Sutter Kane, aka Yurgan Prochnow. I feel like I've made fun of you for saying the name Yurgan Procknow in the past, and now I'm like, oh oh that guy, I see now. It's such a good name. It's so rewarding to say. Also, he's like the top of his field of insurance investigators. He's like the A plus number one insurance investigator.

Yet can't go to a fucking tailor and get a non-ill-fitting jacket. He looks terrible. I wonder if he thinks he's buffer than he is, which. Oh yeah, the 1920s sucked in gut. Hot, hot, hot. His suit looks like David Byrne, like the entire time. It's ridiculous. He looks so silly.

Also, he's like not great at his job, I would argue, but we can talk about that. So they hired this top of the game, insurance investigator to go track down Sutter Kane? Yes. Yes, I guess. What? I feel I've heard the name Suttercane before. I always just laughed at it. I didn't know what it meant. Now you know. Now you're in on the joke.

It's funny. It's a funny. Is it a joke? Is it supposed to be Stephen King? Yes. OK. Just making sure. Yeah, then there's like subtle the subtle the subtle the subtle the subtle the subtle the in the movie. And one not so subtle jab, where they're like, move over Stephen King. Yeah, when they say that he out sells Stephen King. Oh yeah. Poor Stephen King. So he's hired by Charlton Heston, Jackson Harglow.

My father definitely had a Charlton Heston is my president bumper. I just wanted you to know. I would expect nothing less from your father. He hires Sam Neal to go find Suttercane and he sends Linda Stiles who is just henceforth known as Stiles. Right. And they go to Hobbs End, which is this fake town that Suttercane made up that's now like brought into reality by his writing in in present-day New Hampshire in present day New Hampshire which I also thought was like a shot at Stephen King because of course it's in New England right

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This movie opens with a sort of generic rock song and it is 100% a knock off of Anderson. Like 100%. Tom, tom, tom, tongue, tongue, tongue. I was like surprised that they were using that song, and then it kicked in. I was like, this isn't Enter Sandman. That's John Carpenter and the John Carpenter band. Is it? Yeah. It's, is, is Lars in that band?

And I love the idea of an. And it looks like it's a crazy building. Why would you put crazy people in a building that looks crazy? Like what you know what I mean? It's such a movie? For sure. It's the nightmarishly long hallways. Yeah and everything's symmetrical and yeah. Did you notice the name of the doctor in the insane asylum? Dr. Saperstein? thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Saperstein, which is the name of the doctor from Rosemary's Baby. Oh, all right. Yeah, yeah. And is that David Warner? No, it's the other guy.

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I was going to say House of Wax, but that was the one with Jared Padillucky. Paris wasn't in that movie. She was. No, she wasn't in it. Oh, yeah, she was. Listen, I'm not good anymore. I'm not good at this anymore. I'm not good at this anymore. We're a little rusty.

We're coming back on our game. Help. Listen help. So Sam Neal's drawn all over himself with black crayon. Not a thing you can do. Every time I watch this movie, I go, no, that's not, you can't do that. It would be such an, why does it have to be a crayon? Why would it? It's more hilarious that he's drawn all over himself,

you can't do that. Children everywhere would be so, tell me what to start the movie is like, so David Warner's like, well, tell me what happened. Which I like is a setup because the rest of the movie is from Sam Neal's perspective. So when he's not in the room and he's talking about something, it's completely fucking crazy. Like everything is just off the rails. Yeah, it's true. Like, the way that stylesiles acts when he's not around, she's just like, huh? What? Yeah.

That's true. I didn't think about that. It's very lovecrafty in that aspect of being like told from the unreliable narrator. Yeah, and he certainly is. The man who has to establish that he's not insane at the very beginning at the very beginning of the things he saw. I'm not, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, I'm not, just, I'm not, I'm not, just, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not to, I'm not insane, I'm not insane. I'm not insane. I'm not insane. I'm not insane. I'm not insane. I'm not insane. I'm not insane. I'm not insane. I'm just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to so so so so, so, so so, so to to to wasn't at the beginning, he was driven crazy by the things he saw. Okay, that's fair. Here's what happened to me watching this movie. Okay. He went on a journey. It took me like three and a half hours to watch it because I was watching it with an infant. But and she kept jump, all the jump scares kept waking her up. So I had to like pause it and get her calm back down. I was like, maybe you could just go in another room, baby,

but she's like super rude like that. But I, maybe it's having not watched a horror movie in like 10 weeks or something like that. Right, right. Because I've literally only been watching running up the stairs like it was a scare dragon for me but I don't think this movie is scary. What's wrong with me? I like was afraid to go up the stairs. What the fuck? I'm so stoked. I don't think it deserve that kind of reaction and I also don't know what it was about. The first half I'm like like like like like like like like like like the the the the the the the the the he. he. he. he. he. he, when when when when when when when when when when when he, I he, I the the he, I'm like, I'm the the the the the the the the the th. I was like, I was th. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was the s. I was the s. I was the s. I was the s. I was the s. I was like, I was the s. I was the s. I was the s. I was the s. I was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I was like, th. I was like, th. I was like, th. I was like, th. I was like, th. I was like, th. I was like, th. I was like, th. I was like, th. I was like, the the the s. reaction and I also don't know what it was about. The first half I'm like real clear on okay and then I'm like but when he

gets into the church I'm like I don't know what like you're gonna prox now starts talking about religion and monsters and I was like I don't know what you're saying. Yeah I mean I think next to the thing this is the most love Craftian movie that John Carpenter is done. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, thu, thu, thu, thu, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, thu-I, and thu-I, and thu-I, and thu-I, and thu-I, and thu-I, and thu- I'm thu- and thu, and thu, and tho, and thin, and thin, and thin, and thin, and thin, and thin, and thin, and thin, and thin, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thu- and thu- and thu-I, and the, and the, and thin, and thin, and th-I th then th then I'm th then I'm thin, and th then I'm thin, and thin, and thin, and thin, and thin, and th thing, this is the most lovecraftian movie that John Carpenter has done. Oh sure. I mean, and it's like, it might even be more Lovecraft than the thing because like the dialogue is kind of terrible a lot of lovecraft. Dialogue is wretched. I wasn't going to bring it up unless you said it. But I think it's kind of on purpose on some level, because John Carpenter can can dialogue. He didn't even write this movie though, did he?

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flies open and you see the kid and he flies open again he's a little bit more disheveled and it flies open again. It's you're gonna crack now. Okay, this makes sense. No, this makes sense. This is ringing a bell. No, he's so strange, like, I don't know. I couldn't figure out what I was supposed to feel about him. As a character or like as a human being.

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There is like a minor religion around Lovecraft. Don't tell me that people are, okay. That believe that he was getting this like through some sort of psychic conveyance. Why? Because these elder things exist and... Maybe. I mean, I'm agnostic, so it's hard for me to say they don't, but why would they believe that... Okay, forget it, it doesn't matter.

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Somewhere in New Hampshire. Yes. Where is he left off then? Where is that? Anywhere? It doesn't matter. Just somewhere in New Hampshire. And he has to get back and he gets on the bus. Takes the great bus ride. Oh yeah, my favorite color is blue. That's so fucking stupid. What a weird thing. Just like what?

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And he wanders out and wanders into town and goes to a movie theater. And he's hearing a radio broadcast of like emergency. It's kind of like if you were still OK, you can come to this Right, right. And the movie is in the mouth of madness starring John Trent. Yeah, why? Because it's you know, no I don't know I don't know why. But there's the great scene of him watching a movie of himself while eating a bucket of popcorn, which I appreciated. He went to the Cossessions stand and stole it. Is it stealing if it's the apocalypse? That is a question we're all probably going to have to answer sometime soon.

God help me if I'm stealing popcorn. I love him laughing hysterically at the movie that he's in. And then like sobbing. Oh, man. And that's like Sam Neal at his silliest, I feel. It's most Sam Nealeist. He just can't emote. He can't emote anything other than smugness is how I feel about Sam Neal. It's just, he shouldn't even try. And then, bong, tung, dunk, dunk, dunk, dunk, dunk. Your favorite rock song comes back. Bada da da da.

And that is in the mouth of Bandist roundabout. Somewhere in there. Somewhere in there was the movie. Oh boy, boy, Z-boy. So Katie. Yeah. You want to go to the ratings face? We haven't been there in quite some time. I never remember how to get there.

Maybe I should put together the covers the covers the covers the covers the covers the covers the covers the covers the covers the covers the covers the covers the covers there in quite some time. I don't remember how to get there. Maybe I should put together the covers of books. Yeah, let's rate this. Read this mother. You go first. Uh, no, you go first. No, I'll go first. All right. This is better than Prince of Darkness.

Hands down. the thing. No, and I don't think anyone would argue with that. No, no, no. It is not as good as Halloween. No, no, no, no. It is maybe not as good as Halloween 3. I do enjoy Halloween 3 more, but yes. There are a lot of things I like about this. I like the sort of like going insane angle to it. I like the unreliable narrator. I even sort of like the ancient gods. I like the town that doesn't really exist. It's cool, it's fine. I like that it actually scared me but I think that's really more on me than on the movie. I think I could have probably watched anything and been afraid because a win's a win. My brain is just terrified all the time. I'm sure you're very heightened right now. I am a lunatic right now so but then a

lot of it I was like come on come on like what? Yeah so for that I'm gonna give it a six and a half. Oh lovely. You're so surprised you yeah yeah I was gonna go a lot lower. I did after Prince of Darkness I mean it Prince of Darkness is a very very very very bad movie also I know I've seen it at least twice now, because I saw it when we did it, and then I realized halfway through I had already seen it. I don't remember anything about it except that thing of like green ooze.

I don't remember what that movie's even about. Basement Satan's. The green news is Satan in the basement and they have to keep him in there and he's slowly dripping out upwards. Nope. It's gone. Broken mirror with the devil on the other side? Maybe. Is there a hunky black guy that gets killed by that mirror? Sure, yeah. This thing's amazing grace with the throat slit.

Yeah. Yeah. Hmm. That I remember. Why didn't they just plug up the hole that he's dripping out through? I guess that's for another episode that we've already done. Episode 179, we revisit. No, who takes these back seas?

I really love this movie. Of course you do. I mean, it's not, I don't love every Carpenter movie. I kind of hate vampires. I haven't seen that. Yeah, I don't like it. My friend Ryan and I have an ongoing argument about it. She loves it and I think it's terrible.

It's newer, right? Yeah, it's after all this, yeah. And I don't like his version of Village of the Damned either. Is that the K's talking. Love that movie. Um, but I mean I would give this movie a seven. That's all. I love it, but like, I know what I'm loving here. Like, it's like... Do you remember what you gave Prince of Darkness?

Uh, probably a seven or eight. I would guess. Do you like this better than Prince of Darkness? Oh, on par? You think they're equal? Yeah, yeah. That's wrong. That's the wrong opinion. But I get such joy out of both of them for being so fucking ridiculous. Yeah. But what if Satan came back because a math?

Oh, yeah. There was some math in there. Oh, they were doing equations, were they. And I think the writer writing horror into existence is such a hard thing to do and make it somewhat enjoyable. Sure. And he does that. That's fair. He also doesn't, did, to remember that Masters of Horror Show that was on Showtime where all these horror directors got to do an hour long? I remember seeing it but I never, I remember seeing of it, but I never saw it, yeah. He did one called Cigarette Burns. That was about like somebody had made a film that thri-a th. th. th, th, th, th, like th, th, like th, th, like th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, and thi, and th, and th, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and th. And, and th. And, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, thi, and thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, never saw it, yeah. He did one called Cigarette Burns, that was about like somebody had made a film that drives people insane. It was like this premise, but it fit with a film. Yeah. And he did that pretty well too.

It stars a, the hunky guy from Walking Dead. Channing Tatum. That mother fuzz looks like a fist with a hens. Chris Hemsworth. The other guy. The greasy guy, he rides the motorcycle. Oh, the guy is so ugly, he's sunkey. He like has literally turned full circle. He's like a head facing backwards. You know what I mean?

That's not full circle. That's halfway around. I don't know what I'm talking about. I was going to say he really ETed that's ET's so ugly that he's cute. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. But yeah, he's like that guy. He's starring that guy. So ugly that he's cute. That's a very real thing. Sure. Yeah.

Sure. No doubt busted hot, we used to call it. Oh, nice. But yeah, that is in the mouth of madness. We just did an episode. Did we do okay? Was it all right? I think so. You're raising your arms like the Rocky statue, which I like a lot. So Katie, what are we doing next week?

We're going to do another episode. Yay! Another movie? Well, it's going to be a nice movie? A f-a'erri! . A movie. A child-friendly film? Terribly unfriendly movie called Teeth. It was on Netflix for a while. You missed it. If you missed it, you can rent it on Amazon.

And it was only a dollar 99 instead of 299. Did you notice that? It's a bargain movie. Bargain bin. So teeth? Teeth. Vagina. I was wondering if we were going to spoil back. If you guys, you guys should see that, definitely see this movie before we... Yeah, because it's... yeah. It's something special. Like, when I was watching it, I was having this feeling like, I'm just going to keep saying the word dick over and over and over, you know? And then I was thinking about that movie my life with Michael Keaton, where he dies and he's left that movie for his child. But if I died, like my child would only have this podcast. And she would just turn it on and I'd be like, fucking dicks. You know what I mean?

Like, I've done a bad job is what I'm saying? My mom really love dick? Love to talk about dick. And bone thugs harmony. That's all I know about her. It's all anybody knew about her really. Oh, she fucking hates horses. Horses in the ocean. I'm very afraid of the ocean. Stay away from you sea horses. Oh, they're kind of cute though, aren't they?

They are. They're adorable. Well, I'll never know. All right, teeth. Next week, come back for teeth. Hey, get at us during the baby break and downloaded the baby break hiatus episodes. Thanks, guys. We're glad to be back.

Yeah, we're glad to have you. And thanks for all your kind, congratulations and nice words and things of that nature as well. We're very happy. We're very tired. But it's really nice of go to your heads or anything. We're going to be mean to you next week. Yeah, this is, don't expect this kind of sappiness all the time.

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