Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 144- The Burbs (1989)

Episode Date: October 2, 2017

"That kid next door is a meatball!" This week we're discussing the 1989 Joe Dante horror comedy "The Burbs." Special topics for your consideration include: a lesson in Pittsburghese, the purpose of Corey Feldman and the joys of Tom Hanks, toupees, Germans, teens, Geraldo Rivera and the ennui of suburban living. Allen has a theory that this movie takes place in the same universe as "Fright Night" and "Monster Squad." You should check out our episodes on those movies, numbers 22 and 100 respectively and let us know if you agree. Have you seen this one? What do you think? Also, related: what's your favorite Tom Hanks movie? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Are you into handmade horror stuff? Of course you are. Do you want to get it delivered to you once a month? Of course you do! You can get just that by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Hey Katie. Hey, Alan. Thanks for coming over. Thanks for having me. Let's walk next door and see what those people are up to. Okay. I've got some new neighbors and they never come outside. their house today.

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We're talking about a movie. Dubberbs. This is supposed to take place like outside of Chicago, right? I think so. Because he's like, do you want to go down to the deli and get a beef sandwich? Is that a Chicago thing? That's only a fictional. Yeah. Um, we got a, we got a Tom Hanks. We got a Tom Hanks.

Love a Tom Hanks. The cast of this movie is unbelievable. Yeah. Friend of the podcast, Ross, who was in the house on Huntah Hill episode. I don't know if he still does it, but he remember him talking about that. Tea, Thanksgiving? I get it. It's pretty good. It's pretty good.

For me, this is maximum Hanks. Yeah. This is like Hanks at the top of Hanks Power. When was the money pit compared to this? Because I fucking love that movie. I love them, God damn movies so much. Yeah, I think, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th. thanks, th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It, thi, thi, thi, thanks, to, to, to, to, to, to, to-a. to-I. to-I. to-I. to-I. thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, I think, um... This is kind of the money pit, isn't it? But with ghosties. Like your neighborhood is the money pit?

With Slavic people? Germans, actually. Because Germans. Yeah. Why are they so potentially upset about Slavic people? I don't know. The Cold War? It's 89. I guess. This is a movie about being Nebbby? Being a Neb-Shit.

One of my first notes says Nebshit. So in Pittsburgh, you're not nosy, you're Nebbby. And if you're a Nebb-person, you're a Neb-Shit, which is a phrase I've been hearing since I was a child and did not realize until I was much older. a phrase, nobody else. Yeah. Speaking of that, this movie has a Mr. Rogers opening it. I, as a child, because Mr. Rogers was such a cool guy, and he and Mr. McPhilly would be like at your school reading books or in like local parades, I didn't realize that people outside of Pittsburgh knew who Mr. Rogers was. Because he was also like visiting places in the city.

And when I found out that he was like beloved by everyone it was like the greatest thing that ever happened to me and then I got the theme song stuck in my head from this movie and then I sang it to my baby and I cried because hormones. Supahms! This is a hormone podcast now. Being a nip shit. Being a nip shit. Being nosy with your neighbors. The cold war. Corey Feldman throwing sweet parties I guess suburban on we yeah and how great it would be to have Carrie Fisher as her wife she's pushy she's pushy but she knows what's best I feel like she's right oh yeah of course she's in all these situations she's correct she also really emasculates him in a

a lot of situations though where she's like, men, gentlemen, my husband cannot come out. They're literally acting like children. Yeah, exactly. So how do we get into this one? That kid next door is a meatball. That's my next note. At that note as well. Corby Feldman serves no purpose in this film. Except to be, he is the audience,

because he's so excited about everything. Yeah, and then he breaks the fourth wall at the end, and I was like, get out of here, Corey Feldman. Was that in the script or was that just cocaine? I bet that was just cocaine. Also he's painting that porch. Did you see how many cans of paint. What are you doing? By the end of the movie, only one pillar is half red. Yeah, and it looked terrible.

How many, I don't know what he's doing. So yeah, this is a movie about the suburbs, living in the suburbs, and what it does to you, I guess. Have I mentioned that I think this movie is also in the Fright Night Monsters Quadverse. Yeah, I like that and I believe it. Yeah. I believe it a lot. The street that they filmed it on was used for the Munsters TV show, which is very exciting and apparently desperate housewives as well. No shit. Yeah. Huh, I like that a lot. I actually I did a lot of research on this one because I feel like this movie. Just kidding, I watched it.

I wouldn't say up to, rest in peace, Rick Ducaman and Carrie Fisher. Yeah. What, Rick Ducam, it was like diabetes, yeah? I think so, something along the signs. Couldn't try to figure out what I knew him from it thean. Oh, really? Always incinc Enc Enc Enc Enc Enc Enc Enc Enc Enc Enc Enc Enc Enc Enc Enc Enc Enc Enc Enc Enc Enc Enc Enc in this this this this this this this this this this this movie this movie this movie this movie this movie this movie this movie this movie this movie this movie this movie this movie this movie thisino Man. I know him from this movie and he is, he works for the Electric Company in Die Hard. He's the guy they come to to shut down the bower to Nakatomi Towers.

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He was old. He was an old man. That's true. Harridine Stanton just died. I saw that he was also a very old man. He was like 91 or something. I'm not saying that these aren't sad. I'm just saying like, they live full lives.

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Would the plaintiffs please step forward? How many misspellings of pate? That's when it gets sad. Oh, so back to the dream real quick, when there, he's on the barbecue and he's seeing everyone, he sees art as skip the soda jerk. And then Walter and Queenie come up to him, and they both have axes in their heads. Like Queenie has a tiny little axe stuck in her head. Oh yeah, I love that. That was so cute.

Puppies with axes in their heads. A little poodle. Little poodle. And this is when he wakes up to Mr. Rogers. Yeah, yeah. And he looks fucked up. No, Tom Hanks because he's like not sleeping right now, like he's so focused on this, like... Is this your favorite Tom Hanks movie? Or do you prefer you've got male? The You've Got Mail, Sleepless in Seattle?

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I'm so good at golf. This is gonna be great. I'm such a good golfer. I like that a lot. So they break in and it predictably goes south. Right. They bust into like a sewer line or something, or a gas line, a gas line.

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been the first thing they jumped to. This old man living alone had like a medical problem. Yeah. That none of them were friends with like he was not friendly to anybody in the neighborhood. I guess that's part of the story like the when you you live in the suburbs you get crazy maybe yeah the sort of isolation of it. Yeah so the Klopex are coming home the pizza man's to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. the the. the. the. th sort of isolation of it. Yeah. So the Klopex are coming home, the pizza man's coming to Corey Feldman's party, and Ray hits a gas line and blows up the Klopak's house while he's inside of it. Yeah, you think he might be dead. You know he's not. You know he's not. Did you like arts realization that he might be dead and all he kind of does is go, huh? Yeah, well it was head down? Like, well, it was all worth it, I guess. You scream for Ray.

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We ruin these people's house because of you. This is your fault. And he throws himself onto a gurney and then lifts it up, throws the gurney into the back of the ambulance and lays on top of it. I like that. And Carrie Fisher goes, I guess I'll find out what your hospital are going to? Yeah, she's so calm. She's so calm. But then, El Twisterino happens. Is it a Twisterino? Do you think it's a Twisterino? I don't know, but I like that we're saying twisterino now. I do too. Dr. Klopik gets into the ambulance with him. Yeah.

Bulls out a syringe and says, you took my bones, now I went your skull. Yeah, yeah. Something to that effect. And Hans starts driving the van away, erra, the ambulance, very erratically, drives it into the pizza truck and then into a tree. A pizza truck? I like the idea of a truc truc, delivering pizzas. Or it's even a full-boned van because it is filled with pizza. Yeah, the pieces go everywhere. There's the great reveal of them getting thrown out of the trunk oven. Yeah. And this is full of bones? It's full of skulls and bones and stuff.

Because they actually were murderers. I guess so. I mean, I know they were murderers, but why were they carrying them around and they're drunk? So that's the today. I think they were, I that they killed the Naps, the family that lived there previously. That's right, that's right, that's right. And Corey Feldman is the one who solves the crime. And then he looks right into the camera, I forget what he says.

Oh, he breaks, he just says, I love this street. Yeah. And then we zoom back into space. Also there's a funny heraldo Rivera opening a thapapapap Oh totally timely and irrelevant to anyone now. I thought it was funny. I remember it. You remember that though. That's why, yeah. But you would have been just a wee little baby. I feel like I've seen it that footage since you know. Yeah. Yeah. It's the the embarrassing thing that we like to bring up about Geraldo Rivera. Farrar. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I..................................................................................................................................ag. Real shithead. Real shithead. Fun fact, not about Geraldo Rivera. Yeah. The balding cop who's like arresting Tom Hanks. Tom Savini. No.

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wreaking evic on everyone. Probably a better movie. God, he was a monster in that movie too. Like, he's a huge dude. Yeah. And that's like pre-Encinoman. Oh, he's so cute, an, th. And th. And thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. thi. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that's t t toge. t ti. ti. ti. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And that's like pre-Encied Man. Oh, he's so cute an Encinoman. He is. He is. He's hunky.

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Yeah. He is Nick Kat from Dazed and Confused. Huh. He's one of the dudes and Dave's and confused. I know you did. That's why I brought it up. Thank you. I'm looking him up. He doesn't even have a picture on Wikipedia. No, he doesn't. Boo. I know Wikipedia. Step your goddamn game up. Honestly. It's on us really. It's our job to update Wikipedia. Um, you want to go on to the R-riding stays? You know I do. Do it. You want me to go? I'll go. All right. I like this. I'm not sure this is a horror movie movie. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm thi. I'm the. I'm thi. I'm thr. I thi. I'm th. I thr. I the. I'm th. I th. I'm th. All right. I like this. I'm not sure this is a horror movie.

It's more like an extra long, are you afraid of the dark episode starring Tom Hanks. But it's sure. Super, super enjoyable, nine. Nine. I'm a little bit drunk. Is that Slavic? It's Macho Man Randy Savage. Wreslmania 9! RIP. Yeah, well they're all dead. I think this is a horror comedy that just happens to fall harder on the comedy end. Yeah. This movie's a 10. Whoa, I know you're going to give it a 10.

I can't even like feign the surprise. Whoa! Oh my God, did you do that? I'm stunned. No, it's well-deserving if you're 10. Katie. Yeah. Do you know what else is well-deserving?

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It's a Halloween season. I'm fucking dripping sweat right now. I'm so mad. It's so hot. I know. This shit has to end by October 1st. I'm calling somebody. And so get get Obama on the horn. Can he still do anything? Can he do anything? Can he do anything? Seems like Michelle Obama should be able to.

Oh, she definitely can. That's what I'm saying. She controls the weather. She goes smack the heat miser around, give them some business. Heat miser? Yeah, thanks. the the what we're giving him. Thanks for coming back on board Jason. Yeah thanks welcome back welcome back who hot ass John Travolta. What? Welcome back hotter? Hot else? Oh I was just doing

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2003. Good year. . You can watch the original if you want. We're not, we're not doing the original. Yeah. I'll do in the remake. I'll probably talk about the original some. You know how I do. You know how I do. Yeah, it's on, it's on Mazan and on tunes and it's on. You know how to find it. You guys know how the internet's. You can find us on Facebook. Yeah. It's or where-warf ambulance or wherebulance. Just try both and see what you come up with. Yeah, I mean, just Google it, I guess. Or bang it or ask Jeeves it.

Speaking of getting in toub's on Facebook and Twitter and Instagram, there's a gentleman named at Fiend underscore 138 from Ottawa, Canada. And they have put together our letterboxed.com for WhereWulf Ambulance. It has all of our movies on it. That's crazy because I don't even remember some of them. So you can go there. I'm going to show you what this looks like.

It's going to blow your mind. I was so excited to see this because it's through all 143 of them. God, what have we done with the last years of our lives? Look at this. We've entertained the show of the people. This is like a retrospective of time wasted. Just kidding. Oh, 13 ghosts, you mother fucker.

Time well spent. Oh, that was the tie movie. Yeah, this is so fun. It's like looking at your yearbook. Yeah, it's really fun. Except in this scenario, nobody hates you. Wow, I really don't remember some of these. What was ravenous? Revenous is the cannibals, post-civil war. Oh yeah, with the...

With Begby from a train spotting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh brother. We've done a lot of fucking movies. I know we're running out. Soon we're gonna be done. So, fiend underscore 138? Thank you. You're a lunatic and thank you. Yeah. Thank you so much.

You're doing God's work. You're doing the Lord's work. Come back next week. I guess if you went here. You're gonna like it. I hope. We'll see then. I mean that's not how we sign off. Fuck. I like don't know how to do it. Thanks for listening to another episode of a werewolf ambulance ambulance. That's it. Bye. Bye. the