Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 151- Raw (2016)

Episode Date: November 20, 2017

It's the second week of our weird meat rock block, EMTs! We're discussing the 2016 French-Belgian weird, gross, bananas film "Raw." Special topics for your consideration include: a new game called "Raw, Raw or Raw?", the pitfalls of going hard at a churrascaria, what in the world veterinary school is like, the moody French, sanctimonious vegetarianism, fishing for humans and existential crises.  Did you miss some of our other foreign films? If so, check out Episode 23- "Suspiria", Episode 122- "Under the Shadow," and one of our personal favorites, Episode 6- "Alucarda" (it is so bananas.) Have you seen this movie? What did you think? If not-- this is one you should probably see before listening to the episode. It's available on Netflix right now. Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Guys, bad news: the holiday season is upon us. Good news: we've got your gift list totally figured out! Give the gift of handmade horror stuff delivered to you once a month by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Hey Katie. Hey Alan. Welcome to another episode of Wear-Ov Ambulance the podcast that you co-host with me. Thank you for making sure I knew where I was. Katie, before we get into this episode where we're going to talk about the movie Raw, would you like to play a little game? I'd love to. It's a game that I'm calling Raw, Raw or Raw. Okay. A-Ka, Oh Baby, I Like it Raw.

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foreign language film. I snucked that wind in on you. You did. It's hard for me to watch a foreign language film right now because I'm watching every movie with a goddamn baby. And so I got mad immediately. Because like, press one for English, am I right? No, I'm wrong. I'm wrong. I'm wrong and I'm kidding. No, it just came up like a French Belgian film and I was like, oh, this is going to be moody, you know, and it was.

It's also very funny. This is like a, it's like, um, a cautionary tale about being a sanctimony is vegetarian. Sure. Yeah. How do you know if someone's vegan? Because Katie will tell this joke about them. Yeah. Also, vet school, who the fuck knew? I think it's a cautionary school tale about college, too.

Just get a goddamn business degree. I feel like it would be easier. I think this movie's morality is that humans are awful, and by the time we get to, spoiler alert, cannibalism? Everything seems okay. I don't agree with anything seeming okay but let's get it. It was the least weird thing that happened in this movie. I don't understand anything that happened in this movie. And these people are gonna make terrible veterinarians. While I was watching this movie I kept thinking about the kindly guy at Penn Avenue Animal Hospital where I take my cats who is just so nice and so sweet and he is so compassionate.

I don't think he did this. Oh, he's been through all of this, Katie. This is mandatory. We're an asshole. He was a rookie at some point. He has the best Pittsburgh accent I've heard in Pitsburgh. To go downtown. Yeah, you know he does. So we open about a pre-credit sequence of someone running in front of a car to drive it or to force it into a tree and then walking over and open the door and roe pops up on the screen.

That's when I was like, oh French, you're so moody. Oh, also I referred to the movie only as French, and the filmmakers and the actors as just French. And then we cut to a family eating at a restaurant where a girl is ordering just potatoes from a I don't know a cafeteria and the woman goes no protein? What fuck would say that to you? Especially when you're like serving someone as a customer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No protein, dickhead. And when she's eating her taters, she finds a ball of meat inside of it.

What is that? What is that ball of meat? It's just a meatball. Oh, I guess that's the thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are real. Spicey meat. . And her mom goes to make a big stink about it. Sanctimony is vegetarians, I'm telling you. Like, how often have you, because I was a vegetarian for 10 years, so I get it.

Sure. How often did you like get something in a restaurant that wasn't supposed to have meat in it and you just had to pick it out? You constantly, for sure. But I think that's my personality more than it is like. don't be a dick. As we've discussed before, I've definitely been a dick about my vegetarianism, especially when I was super vegan. Level 5. They'll tell you. So this whole thing is leading up to the mom and dad dropping the daughter off at college. But like just leaving her in a parking lot somewhere. Like they couldn't even pull up outside a building? Like, they couldn't get to the entrance. So weird. Well, her sister was supposed to meet her, but never shows up.

Sure, but I'm sure she's going into a building. For sure. Take her to the building. It appears to be cold. And she has a suitcase. Yeah, I don't, dad just seemed to want movies from the perspective of parents as a parent. It's been a weird shift for me. Like we just re-watched the first season of Stranger Things because I didn't remember any of it.

And I felt like I was watching the whole thing from like the Winona Ryder's perspective. Oh no. I know. Or the cops perspective, you know. Equally, oh no. Yeah, it was very sad. I saw like a child at the end of it, even though I knew that last, yeah. They're terrible. They're monsters. They're terrible parents. It's terrible. Yes. That's all. So she goes into the school and she's still hasn't found her sister.

She gets woken up in the middle of the night by a bunch of people in ski mask and lab coats. Well, first she meets roommate. She's like I asked for a girl and he's like you got a fag it's the same thing. It's a little rough. It's a little rough and also untrue. It's true as we'll find out later. Yeah. She gets woken up by these ski mask like terrorist people in their lab coats that have veterinarian written. over them. Vito? So this very terrifying scene, for me, who gets weirded out by people doing stuff that they're not supposed to be doing like being weirdos. What do you mean by that? Let's talk about that. Just the whole thing of like, I'm sleeping and a bunch of people bust open my door and

come in and tell me I have to get up. That makes me hella uncomfortable. Oh, sure, okay, yeah. And especially since she's like in her underwear. It's just, it's very... And she's a child. Oh, she's a little tiny baby. Yeah. Um, so these terrorist people, like, make them like, crawl on their hands and knees to this dance mind the least would probably be crawling on my hands and knees. Dance party sounds like hell. Yeah.

Fuck Fest sounds like where I'm, I've died and gone to Clive Barker, hell. You know what I mean? Hellraiser, hell. I just, like, also this definitely didn't happen to me in journalism school. I went to the University of Pittsburgh it was fun. It just hung out. No, nobody from the vet school came over trying to force to a dance park. No, but I did live next door to the dental fraternity for a while. They just stood outside and drink beers.

Really, really sedate. Well, this is how it goes down in Belgian France. I guess with Belgium France. She finds her sister at the the dance party and everything is kosher and her dogs at the party too. Okay here's a thing that took me like most of the movie to figure out. Okay the dog's name is quickie. I thought that the girl's nickname was quickie. As did I. Okay I'm glad you thought you that you that you th you th you th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I th. I th. I'm th. I thed thed thi thi thi. I'm thi thi. I thi. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to thi theeee thi thi thi theeeee thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th movie to figure out. The dog's name is Quicke. I thought that the girl's nickname was Quickey. As did I. Okay, I'm glad you thought that to me. It was very unclear.

Until the point of where she said we had to put Quicke down, I'm like, well, you're telling that to the person who that they have to go through. It turns out that this the sex dance party proximity horror movie that I had to watch was part of this hazing thing and another part of the hazing is they get animal blood dumped on them. Yeah and was it from that horse you think? Probably. Fuck. I was wondering how you felt about that horse scene. That was very scary. That was the scariest scene in the movie.

Even when they made it go to sleeps. Yeah. Yeah. And sleeping horse still terrifying. Yeah, because what if they wake up? I just have all caps, exc, oh no the real bad guy arrives means. It was the horse. And the next step in their hazing after getting blood dumped on them is that they have to eat a rabbit kidney. Raw. And this is the first meat that Justine

our heroine has ever imbibed. Yeah. Yeah I mean it seems like I wouldn't fuck you up that Justine our heroine has ever imbibed. Yeah. Yeah, I mean it seems like I probably wouldn't fuck you up that bad. No, I just the idea it was like, oh yeah sure, sure, sure, super gross. But eating kidney isn't that gross. I mean eating a raw is gross. Right. Eating a kidney isn't that gross. I mean you know. Just out of a jar though, like just like a pickled kidney. Yeah. I mean I would eat a th k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that that that that that that that that that that that that thi that that that's like I that's like I that's like I that's like I that's like I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. I th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I th. Yeah. I th. Yeah. I th. I th. I th. I the. I thi. I theeat thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I theee. I thi. I thi. I the. I th kidney. I mean I would eat a pickled kidney, but I'm an idiot, so. So this is where all of my notes just started ending with is weird. Yeah, sure. Like, this rape conversation is weird. Oh, where she's talking about animal rape?

Yeah. Being the same as people rape. And it just kept going on for much longer than I was comfortable with. You know, you could say that about a lot of scenes in this movie. I did like that her professor was fucking with her, and he's like grading her exam and he's like, oh, you got this wrong. She tries to look and he snatches it away so she can't see what he got wrong. What turns out that he doesn't like her because she's got a reputation for being smart.

smart? Okay-doke. Oh, so weird. Oh, French, you're so moody. Oh, French. You're so subversive. How'd you feel about that horse running on a treadbill? That's funny, though, isn't it? She goes to the nurse because she wakes up in the middle of the night with a covered in a very flaky rash. She's just scratching at it. That'd be me. I go to town on a rash and I got it. Oh, don't scratch it. I'm bad news with a rash. Scratch around it.

It makes your brain. It makes your brain. Your brain thinks it's being scratched but you're not actually fucking up the skin. Wait are you trick in your brain? Yeah but you are your just try it okay next to you get a mosquito bite scratch around it and then fucking talk to me. So the she's peeling that's with like tweezers and it's so satisfying. That's what I thought you want to do when I write it to be a weirdo. I wrote peeling that skin looks so satisfying. There's nothing I love more than having a really bad sunburn and just like getting one huge piece of skin off. Oh, so good.

I pick other people's sunburns. I love it. I love to pick. I was on tour, it's on a dinosaur. And I just have my, I was driving and I had my arm out the window with like my sleeve pulled off and the because you're so fucking cool. Yeah, it's such a cool guy with my Amish beard. And, uh, so by the time we got to the shadow of that night, I just had basically sun poisoning on the the upper arm. It's like, well, I'll just peel that. the thr-a. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. Yeah, the th. th. th. th. th. S. S. S. Yeah, the the th. Yeah, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t t t t t t too. t t too. t t too. t t too. t t too. t t t t t th t t that off and then put lotion on it. That was actually the worst thing that I could have done in that situation. Turns out your body heals itself.

Yeah, yeah. My brain tricked me. Wow, yeah, it did. It hurt for so long. Just a burn on my arm. It was gross. That is gross. Yeah, that was real dumb.

Yeah. I would have picked it too though. I'll have to pick. Ugh, I'd be such a good method. So she's getting harassed in the hallway. Oh, wait, they tell her it's food poisoning. I was like, I don't think food poisoning ever causes his head. That's just not what food poisoning does. Okay, fine. You don't get a full body rash from food poisoning?

No. not a French. Or a nurse. Or a medical professional like any of these fucking people in this movie who are all medical professionals or at least training to be. She didn't seem old enough to be in vet school because you have to go through the rest of school. Yeah. It's an it's not an undergraduate degree. Yeah. She was a child. She didn't look old enough to be in college. It's true. Yeah. Maybe she was supposed to be some sort sort like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like a the to be a to be a to be a to be a to be enough to be in college. It's true. Maybe she was supposed to be some sort of like super genius, a real Dugy Houser type. Is that a little reference that anyone gets, Doogie Houser? Yeah, I think so. Because that guy's still around. Okay.

All right. Neil Degraissin,, what a world this would be. So she's, uh, she starts getting into the meets. Oh, she walks on her roommate getting a blowjob. Yeah. That scene was also the roommate getting a blowjob. This is weird. That's college though. Okay. Yeah.

And he just stares under and then shuts the door. And also, why do you get the blowjob right in front of the door to the room? You have your own room. That's a good point. Come on, roommate. Yeah. So they go to the cafeteria when the blowjob's done and she pockets a hamburger. Why? Why? Why isn't she just... Because she's a shame. Because she's been the eternal vegetarian. She did a real bad job of pocketing it because it just bleeds all over her lab coat. It was the most gravy filled hamburger I've ever seen.

Honestly, honestly. That her roommate takes, oh, she's eating raw chicken. The way she's eating that raw chicken is how I felt about salami when I stopped being a vegetarian. I like could not stop eating it. So, your mileage may vary? I don't know. They go out and she's going to town and some schwarma. Yeah, I would too.

Super into meats now. Yeah. That's what happens when you stop being vegetarian though. You're like, yes, yes, yes, this world. It's just open all up to you again. Yeah. And then she goes a little too far with it. Start eating her own hair.

That doesn't seem the same as eating meat to me. It doesn't, it didn't make sense to me. But it did lead to one of my most uncomfortable scenes in the movie. Hairburf. You know how I hate people puking. Yeah. Yeah, She th. She th. She she she she she she she th. She she th. She th. She that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thattime, that's what I'm saying. This French, they don't know when to look away. Yeah. Um, the note, boy do I hate watching people puke?

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Yeah. From the roof peeing scene, we moved to the, the note, I'm assuming this were right. Also, don't fucking kick someone holding scissors. Also, like, how could that have happened? So her sister, Alex, decides that Justine needs to wax around her downtown zone. And she's gonna do it for her, around her underwear, which was very bizarre to be. I figured that would be an underwear-less situation, but maybe I've never waxed down there, so I don't know. She gets the wax stuck on her sister. Alex gets stuck on Justine and goes to get scissors to cut it out, which I figure it is, and Justine also rightly figures, is going to go south if she tries to do that.

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I like that you were worried about her career. Yeah. So, Justine goes to pick up her sister's finger because she feels bad. But she's also like not calling 911 appropriately or 999 or whatever the fuck it is and I'm not a French. She's the worst medical person. You're a medical person. You know what I mean? Like her sister earlier in the movie was shoulder deep in a cow's butthole. So like you need to be able to handle situations and she cannot handle situations. Last time I was at my parents house they were watching some show on the National Geographic channel that was just a like large animal vet and I'm gonna go with 80% of the show being him

shoulder deep in a cow and I was just like this is entertaining to you? That's not entertaining. So weird. That is so weird. Just watch killer kill our kids on A and he used to. So Justin picks up the finger the finger the finger is dripping blood into her hand and she's like, well, why not? It's a real, she holds it for a long enough that you're like, don't you dare, don't you dare, don't you dare? Don't you dare? Justine? Nooo! She licks the blood and then she's like, well, where did that blood come from? Oh, this finger? that I'm holding? Nibble, nibble. And she she she she she she she she she. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She's. She's, she's, she's, she's, she's. She. She. She's, she's, she. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She's. She's. She's. She's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's. She's, she takes forever. And this is where I had a real, what the fuck am I doing with my life moment. Oh, really? Yeah, I was like, this is my spare time.

I'm not working today and I'm watching this. You know what I mean? Who am I? Who am I? What am I doing? I'm hoping throughout the film you figure that out. I don't come to... No, okay, no, no, no, I still don't know what the fuck I'm doing with my life. This is the point in the movie I was like, ah, cannibalism. This I can handle. Oh, really?

This made you feel better? Compared to all of like the social anxiety the rest of the movie was giving me, this was like, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, this is, this is, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, she takes her sister to the hospital. The parents show up. Yeah. I couldn't understand why they weren't mad at the younger sister for eating the older sister's finger until I realized that she, that Quicke was the dog. And so I had the realization at this point that Missy did not agree with me, but so they're, she's going to like, Quickie takes takes th. th. takes takes takes, like, like, like, takes, takes, takes, takes, takes, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to just to to like quickie takes the blame for justine eating the finger and Alex is like what's up to justine if she saw her she she comes to and sees her sister with blood all over her face like her mouth mouth face this for me was like oh they don't actually legit care about animals because the reason

they're willing to to throw quick under the bus so quick with this not just saying we lost the finger or you know whatever like it was immediately it was they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they was they was they they was immediately it was they they they they they they they they they they they they was they was they was they was they was they was they they they they were they was they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they were they were they were they're they're they're th th the the the the the the the the the the the the they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're willing to throw quicky under the bus so quick with this. Not just saying we lost the finger or you know whatever like it was immediately we'll just kill the dog it's fine. But she had to sort of put I think she's I mean she's protecting your sister. Yeah. If you if your choice is your sister or the dog you have to pick your sister right. But she knows what their sister is going through, but she's also a crazy person. Right, right, right. A French. But I was just kind of like, oh, so the whole militant vegetarianism is kind of a front. And which we find out definitely is.

But this was my first inclination into that, or inkling. And so Alex takes Justine and is like, I need to show you something. And we realized that Alex was the person ththe beginning of the movie who's doing the, I don't know, fishing with cars? Yeah, yeah. Killing people, getting them to run into trees and then eating them. Yeah. Which Justine took like a fucking chap. Well she takes her shirt off and walks home so I don't know. She did not bug out as much as I would have if I saw my sister's mall covered in blood. But she's yeah I mean these people are they're French. I think it's more than they're cannibals. I don't understand this European stuff. Then she's like in the shower and her toothbrushes on the

and that's like the most repulsive thing in the movie. Again, cannibalism not the worst thing that's going on in this film. Your toothbrush being on a shower floor, particularly a dorm shower for it? Oh, oh, yeah. She doesn't even have like 10-inch flip-flops on all. No, you're gonna get in that shower. And then she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. thoom. thoom. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Then, th. Then, th. Then, th. Then, th. Then, the. Then, the. Then she's thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thean. thean. thean. ops if you're gonna get in that shower. And then she's fucking the boy, the per, her roommate. Yeah. Why?

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No, I don't know. And they're at a party where someone's getting their eyeball licked. Did you see that? Yeah, I did. That was Missy's least favorite part of the movie. I wear contacts, you know? It just makes me think like someone like my eyeball and then like the contact just curls up and lands on their tongue. I don't like that at all. And they're, why are there dead people? Why is there a morgue at school? Well, I guess it's the, because, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. thi, thi, thi, the, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they? It, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. It's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, just thi, just thi, just thi, just the, because the medical college is right next door. Oh, okay. Because there's another dance party. I hate dancing. Because now that she's lost her virginity and has eaten human flesh, she's become very outgoing.

Yes, she's very sexy. Very sexy. The dance she's doing in the mirror, which she just kind of like undulating at the mirror, and that starts making out with it? It was very all, not wild horses. What is the song? Oh, goodbye horses. Goodbye horses, not wild horses, yeah. By cue Lazarus.

Oh yeah. It's a good jam. It was that, it was that scene to me. It was, wouldn't you fuck me, I'd fuck me? Yeah. That's pretty much what she was doing. She was, but like, somehow even more awkward than Buffalo Bill was. Yeah. So she goes to this dance party.

She gets super drunk. Right. She drinks like a plastic cup full of clear liquor. Yeah. I mean, that would kill a person her size. That's all. And then something really terrible happens to her. Her sister takes her to the morgue. Yeah. And then we flashed the next day and she goes

in a class and everyone's like, ugh. I thought she just stank. Because I bet you would stink after that. After the morgue hangouts? Yeah. And like drinking, I mean drinking all that liquor and then just getting out of bed sweaty and gross and just going to class wearing the clothes, you know, yeah. Oh yeah, because she's still wearing the cocktail dress. Yeah, she did just sweat all over it. Yeah, I thought she was stanky. It's big, her roommate comes in and shows her the video of her acting like an animal as her sister dangles the arm of a dead person in front of her with a bunch of people watching.

These people are going to be terrible veterinarians. I don't understand any of this. I truly do not understand anything. It's so confusing. Why is her sister doing that? I don't, I... What was she doing? What did they?

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fuck it. It's gonna be fun now. Let's do this. Then it gets decidedly unfun. Then they're biting each other. And then the sound that denotes that rookie time is over happens. The three blasts on the air horn. No, I missed that. Okay, sure.

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It was a real thigh light of the movie. That's a pun I've stolen from somewhere. And she starts yelling at him, why didn't you stop? Why didn't you fight back? Don't victim blame him. He's fucking dead and eaten, you crazy. And so she thinks that she bit him and ate him to death. And then she's- As you could see why she might think that. Sure, but what with her new predilection for eating people? And she finds out that her sister had Because he had handed it to her early on.

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them just running away from the fight. Shit. They saved this country. I mean, like, I'm not going to get into this. So I hope all these notes is like, he's been shot? Nope, ski pole. She killed him. Nope, sister did it. Yeah. Which, fine, I guess. And then I have the note, the shower scene is weird?

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I was meat-trunk. I could not have stopped at a red light. Yeah. That's what your blood is going to rush to your stomach. I'm like, well, I got to take care of this. Yeah. That's what your? Your blood so frantic. We gotta get there! Is there a vegetarian version of this? Because I would like to go to this restaurant that doesn't stop until I tell them to.

I think that's just hosses for you. I think it's just the salad bar at Eaton Park. Sir, you've eaten two trays of macaroni cheese we need to? No more for you. So now Alex is in jail for Adrian, the roommate's murder. It's weird that she couldn't control it so much that she killed someone when she was like, I guess she'd been killing people before, but she hadn't been killing them with her hands. Right, she's been killing them with their cars.

Killing them with her interference, you know. And so mom and dad take Justine home. Yeah. And they're having... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're having breakfast and mom leaves the room and she's being like really cold to Justine, really mean to her. Yeah. And then we find out why. Because as we're talking to dad the camera kind of zooms in on him and he noticed that he's got like a scar on his face.

On his lip, yeah, yeah. And he's talking about that when he first met their mother and their first meat her mother and their first kiss and you're like oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Oh their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their's what the show is about. How I met your mother, she's a cannibal. And their first kiss and you're like, oh, oh shit. Because she bit that kid in a closet earlier during the paint scene. During the paint sex party. No, no thank you. No, thank you. And then he opens his shirt to explain like, he's basically like, you'll figure this out. And he opens his shirt and he's covered in scars from the little pieces of him that his wife has been chomping on.

First of all, go. I guess he's never been to the pool. Wouldn't it be so weird to have never seen your dad without a shirt on? Like, did he not mow the lawn or like just drink beer out you know what I mean or like watch NASCAR or like all the things dad's do with no shirt on. That was a big shirtless guy? Yeah I mean that's a redneck life. I'm sure you've seen your father without a shirt on. Sure yeah my dad was a mostly like white t-shirt all the time kind of day. Yeah yeah he was that stereotyped. I did hate the beach. Yeah yeah. Probably because that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the that the the the that the the that the the that the that the that the that the that that the the that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that was was was was that's that's that was was was was that's was was that's was that's was that's was that's was that's was that's was that's was that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. I was the. that's that's the beach. Really? Yeah, yeah. Probably because your mom's been jumping him. Also, just get that mom some snacks.

Like, just get that mom a snack. She's not a snack, she's got a dad's snack bar. You guys can chomping on. Yeah, I guess. Just fucking, come on. So then I have the note. That ending ruled. I was so happy with the ending of this movie.

That they're just a family of cannibals and that's why they were weird vegetarians the whole time. I like that the dad isn't though. He's like, oh boy, another one, you know? It's a living. It's like, is it? Oh man. Oh, man. So man. Oh man. So that is raw.

A foreign movie that I snuck it onto. I feel like by saying that I was not into foreign movies makes me sound dumb as hell. You know? No, you've said right now. Yeah, it's hard because I'm like playing on the floor with a baby. Also, all of Ladies Nightmare went to see this in the theater while I was pregnant, but I was so turned off by meat, well I was pregnant that I couldn't see it and I'm so glad I didn't.

So glad I didn't. I would have died. I would be dead in a ghost. So I would like to go to the, um, ratings phase. No, no, no, no. Okay, you want to go first? I would like to go first. I would like that too. I was really uncomfortable for the first half of this movie.

Just the first half. Really uncomfortable. And then once the cannalism kicked in, I was like, you know, I'm on board. Let's do this. It's just it got ridiculous enough that I'm totally fine with what's happening. All right. I really enjoyed it. I'm going to give this movie an 8. Whoa. I thought it was a really good time. So you would say that you do like it raw. I like that it gave you an existential crisis. It really did. It really did. I didn't like it. I didn't. I didn't like it. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th th. I th th th th th th th th th. I'm th. I'm really th. I'm really th. I th. I this. I this. I this. I this. I th th th th th. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I th. I really th. I th. I th. I really th. I'm really th. I'm really thi really thi really thi really thi. I'm really thi. I'm really thi. I'm really thi. I'm really thi. I'm really thi. you an existential crisis. It really did. It really did. Like, oh man, you know what I mean? I just had to like step back and look at myself and be like, what are you doing? It says how you imagine your life would turn out.

I mean, but... I feel like this is a less of a waste of your life than Midnight Me Trainless. It's just when she was eating that finger, I was like, this is who you are. You're a person who watches this, critically, and then talks about it for others to hear, you know. So it's definitely a good movie. It's definitely distressing and disturbing and interesting and I did not like it. Okay. So that's I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. How do you give it? I give it. I give it one rabbit kidney and a bunch of dad bites. That's what I'm giving it. Do you think the bad bites was like... Yeah. It's like you know sometimes when you're in the car and you're like, oh, I should

have picked up something when we stopped for gas and you're like, tc-t-t-t-t- He just starts on button. He's like, oh, just hold up, hold his arm, just right there on the elbow, you know? Just hold out, just right there on the beginning of this movie trying to figure out where I knew the dad from. Oh, you knew him? He's in this movie called The Ordeal, which I will never do on this podcast. It's a horror movie and it's a hundred percent horrific. What's it about?

He is a clown who does like clown shows for people in homes and stuff and he's driving around Belgium. his t in this town that has no women in it, holds him hostage and forces him to be the town's woman. And it's one of the most disturbing things I've ever saved my life. It's awful. In like, it's just, it's insane. And I was like, oh, that's where I know you from. I'm sad that I know you. I feel broken when you tel me about this. Did you have the feeling of like what am I doing with my life when you watch that movie?

Because I really feel that way and I just feel like maybe we need to do something fun next week, okay? Okay. Katie, what? What? Dash Wilder? Cookbook. No, that's WWRWR.

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Let's do Anaconda. Let's do Anaconda. I've never seen this film. You're going bing with excitement. Love snakes. Don't love snakes. So we're going to do a big snake movie. Big snakes. Get at us on the internet, guys.

Yeah, what are you doing? Come on. Yeah, I mean really, what are you doing? I do want to thank a listener who has gotten to us on the internet and suggested a movie that maybe we could do this movie in the near future. Hold on, I'm getting there now. I want to thank Diora for getting in tou-s and suggesting a movie to us.

She suggested the hunger starring David Bowie. What? I don't even know about that. We should do that after we do Anaconda, maybe. Okay. So yeah, thank you, Diora, Dioioioio Dio-Dior, thior, thior, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, for th, for th, for th, for th, for th, for th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. thi. thi. thoking us up. She said she was driving down the interstate listening to Bow House and was like, oh, Urof Ambuli should do this movie. Listening to what? Bow House. What's bow house? What?

What? Bough, the thoo' house is dead. Theau, that. the movie. Yes, so. Wait, but that, we don't do that. I know, but I just want to... No, I'm very confused. We're gonna do Anaconda next week. In the Bauhaus after that. The Hunger. The Hunger. Can you text me about this?

I will. But thank you for Diora. For you're gonna get to get the iTunes. Do that for us. It helps people find us allegedly. Get in toubts to suggest movies. Suggest anything, really. We're gonna do dog soldiers soon. We just did a werewolf movie recently. I need a werewolf break. But we don't need an anacom to break. Thanks for the soon to another episode of Warewolf Ambulance. Bye. Bye. By. the