Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 153- The Hunger (1983)

Episode Date: December 4, 2017

In this week's episode, we get deep into some vampire ennui with the 1983 Tony Scott debut "The Hunger." Special topics for your consideration include: the freedom of pantsless dining, comparisons to the rest of Tony Scott's oeuvre, meaningless conversations, the horror of proximity, pro-GEE-ree-uh and hey, stick around for the last minute pigeon talk! Did you miss our other vampire films? There have been four: Episode 22- "Fright Night," Episode 70- "30 Days of Night," Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned" and Episode 136- "The Lost Boys." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  Guys, bad news: the holiday season is upon us. Good news: we've got your gift list totally figured out! Give the gift of handmade horror stuff delivered to you once a month by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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So we start off in the Gothh club where Bow House is performing and Catherine Nuneub and David Bowie, Miriam and John are picking up on to movie gotts. I was very excited about this. Yeah. And they take him home for some swinging times. Yeah. And it's very erotic right from the jump and I was like, whoa. Boobies in the first five. Don't remember it being like this and like inner thigh rubbing for a long time. And then some murders. They get stabbed with onk necklaces. With tiny little knives.

But it's so much blood. Oh, so good. And then David Bowie and home. I don't know. And their hair colors are different. I don't know. Okay, fine. Um, and then we just pick up their mundane boring-ass lives. For a while.

Just talking. They're just talking. I don't watch a horror movie for the dialogue. It's a chatty movie. David Bowie is not sleeping and growing. Yeah, I'm so sorry. Like I said, I remember. I walked into Allen's house where we record usually and I said how fucking dare you make me watch a movie about sleep deprivation. How fucking dare you? That's what I said to him. And then I remember that Diora suggested it and I thought how fucking dare you. So I, and this is what I tole I said to him. And then I remember that Diora suggested it, and I thought, how fucking dare you?

So, and this is what I told Katie, I'll love him. Please tell me again, I didn't hear it the first time. The two things that I remembered about this movie, Bough House was in the beginning of it, whom is a band that I love. their band thatie was in it. Who is a band that you loved? Yeah. And then I was out. I don't remember anything else. They're vampires. That's all I remember. I didn't even remember that it was sexy. I'm so tired. How dare you? You didn't feel like you could really identify with them as sleepy people? Am I aging five minutes every minute or whatever? Yes, I kind of am.

It's not that cool. I feel terrible. Yeah. So I have a question about that. What? So David Bowie is aging at an accelerator rate that as the movie goes on, it just keeps accelerating. And we see that happening to a monkey too in Susan Saran's lab, which is presumably

the link between the two, I guess. Why is it happening to the monkey? Because he has progeria. But it doesn't admit, like, did they do that to the monkey? Yes. But I don't know, I think they're sleep depriving him. But also, so aging is your cells breaking down, right? And so, and like, what am my a progeria expert or whatever?

Progeria? Fuck you! But the way, progeria was huge in the 80s. Like there were kids with that on TV constantly. There's like an exiles episode about it. It's like it's in a lot of 90s science fiction horror stuff. It just is. And I feel like just never hear about it anymore.

Maybe they cured progeria. So, but you're, it's your cells breaking down, but like the monkey dies? And it just keeps breaking down. Yeah, oh yeah, decomposes in mere seconds. It's like I just can't. And then you're like, why am I watching this? Where did David Bowie go? Do you know how beautiful David Bowie is?

Of course I do. What if you see beautiful David Bowie for, I don't know, five minutes of the movie, and the rest of the time he's in old man make? He looks silly AF. He's acting the fuck out of it, though. He's making the best of it. He's doing what he can. So him and his partner, Miriam are music are music, the music, the music, the music, the music, the music, are, are, the music, are, are, the music, are music, the music, are music, are music, the music, are music, are music,teachers. Hanging with a child, for sure. So the laws of vampirism in this movie that I can tell,

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She's not a vampire. Oh, really? Yeah. And there she's something completely different than a human being. She just looks like a human being. And they found out that mixing the blood can make humans last longer. How, when? When did they find that out? Oh, no. I had to do reading on this.

It's not revealed in the film at all. So there's like additional content somewhere? I think it might just be like fan theories. Oh, my God. She, like, she has a bunch of past lovers that we hear about. And then John decays down to where where where where he where he where he to where to where he to where to where to where to where the to where to where he's just like almost nothing. After he's killed the little girl that they're giving cello lessons, or violin lessons to, what the fuck? He's trying to get that dragon, I guess. Chasing the vampire dragon.

But it's like, there's an eternal life, but not eternal youth. Right, it was what we find out. Which is a weird vampire rule that isn't in any other vampire lore. Is it? No, this is the only thing that I know that does that. I mean, but it adds like another level to the curse. Like, he got to live for 200 years as a beautiful young man. And then within a- Why, what changed?

It runs its course. No. That's apparently what they said about all the other lovers, like they get to a point and she's like, it takes about a week. And then they change. For 200 years you're cool and then for a week you go to shit? That doesn't make any fucking sense. Nothing in nature would do that. And then she puts you in a box in the attic, old lovers who are alive in boxes. Yeah. That's terrifying. Yeah, it's pretty gross.

And she says this thing, like, you will live forever in the ground, aware of where you are. And it's like, that's a nightmare. But she tells Sarah that she'll have eternal youth. Yeah, because she's a, she's a, she's a huckster. That's a hyshster. Not a huckster. I think they start the same thing. Also at this point, it fucking cares. We make up her own words. She's a boinkster. That old, blinkin' boinkster.

She's an old, tuck and roll. That's a line that Susan Sarandon says, and this may we too a monkey. Don't remember that. Sarandon says in this movie, to a monkey. I don't remember that. I probably fast-forward on it. There's a scene where the one monkey kills the other monkey because it becomes so ferocious. Ferricious.

Which has done like, it's cut with the scene of them killing the Goths of the beginning. Oh, okay. Here's a note I have written. Yeah. Remember when we did unfriended and I got so annoyed at just watching someone click around on a computer, somehow this is worse. You didn't like a movie that showed in real time David Bowie waiting for hours in a waiting room. It felt like it. It felt like it. Like, ugh.

This movie could have been a commercial. Well, apparently this was his first movie after doing commercials. Mm-hmm. Music got to stretch it out. Can't be 60 seconds. But my argument of why it could have been good is Housu is the first movie that guy did after doing a series of commercials. And that movie is amazing. I probably shouldn't mention a really great movie while we're talking about this movie. I agree.

So she's put him in a box and now she's wooing Sousa. Sarah telling her that John's gone to Switzerland. Sure. Which is basically we took the dog up to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.ea.ea.ea.ea.ea.ea.ea.ea.ea.ea.ea.ea.a.a.ea.a.s.a.a.a.a.a.a. thea. thea. that John's gone to Switzerland. Sure. Which is basically, we took the dog up to your grandmother's farm. He's got to just all this land to run around on, you know. You know, did you have pets growing up? Did your parents like sugarcoat death for you like that? No, no, no, no.

Mine either. No, I had to see a bunch of them die as a bar. Why, were you killing him? You're that weird serial killer thing. I gotta go. Oh, you're the mine hunter. I remember my dog, Keisha got hit on Route 8 by car. My dad was like, oh I saw her splattered all over the road. I was like, I'm six! Ponytail motot-cker. Yeah, ponytail motherfucker is a great description.

So I have the two notes in tandem, which are erotic morning piano playing. Morning with a you. Oh, right, right. And this movie is like a 15-year-old version of feelings. It is. It's so morose. It's so over the top. Yeah, I think that's why all the Goths loved it so much. And the bellhouse isn't. So Susan Sarandon is being wooed by Miriam. She spills wine on her shirt.

I've seen that in so many movies. And then just takes her shirt off after she tries wiping it off for a little while, and then this is where the sex scene erupts. Intimacy is the real horror let's be honest. Maybe I don't understand erroneousism. I don't understand anything after our things and what was that mirror doing in the bed? There was a mirror. There was like a 12-foot mirror just stuck in the bed that wasn't there previously. I fast forwarded that scene too. Oh, you fast forwarded through the sex scene.

Yeah, why would I watch it? Did you watch it in like Benny Hill fast forward? Buh, buh, buh. Buh, bina da da, da, da, da. It's very like, shah- silks flying around and like mesh curtain. I know. What is the curtain budget? Like, you needed like an hourglass and like, um, a large open window and I just wasn't

into it. It did make me think of, I'm no, I've mentioned this on the podcast before, but the, my least favorite deaf leopard line of all time. When we make love, do you look in the podcast before, but the, my least favorite deaf leopard line of all time. When we make love, do you look in the mirror? That's what I would do, that's what I would do, but silently. Watching this picture of the person like pulling faces and then you're like, ah, ah! That's what I would do. But silently.

So they start drinking each other's blood. Because they're just going, they're going there. That's what happens when you go there. This is what happens when bodies start slapping. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. And then it goes to the scene that really grossed you out in Bram Circus Dracula.

They go from like the blood on their arms right to the bloody steak. Yep, yep, yep. Did it bug you out as much this time? No, because I am not in my first trimester of pregnancy and I did not throw up as I did watching Bram's Circu's Dracula. So she's out of dinner with her other boyfriend who has his name like Hank or Mac Tom. I'm gonna go with Hank. You see his balls later. What? Yeah, when he crouches down next to her in the toilet, he's just wearing a bathroom and his balls dangle. Oh my god, I did not know it. I overwhelmed that a couple times. Made up for fast forwarding earlier. Because I was like, Rob, you want to see this guy's balls? And he was like, oh yeah. Was it as good as Brian's? It's the same exact same shot, back-up-o' back back back back back back back back back back back ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I's th. I's thi. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I's th. I's th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I I I th. I I th. I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm to th. I'm to to to thi. I'm to to to thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm th. I have used for this podcast. Probably be bigger on iTunes. Her boyfriend's just being an asshole. Where were you for three and a half hours?

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while they're swimming I was like, why are we saying this? I don't know. Again, aren't you a monkey doctor? Get it together. No, she's a proger Brigad doctor. Come the fuck on. You know who that's on, that's on Tony Todd. That is on Tony Scott. That is on Tony Scott. Do not bring Tony Todd into this? I'm sorry. You're going to say his name one more time and he's going to show up in the house. Oh no.

So with this vampirism you can be photographed but you can hail a taxi? Yeah. And you can see hail a taxi? Yeah. Yeah. And you can see yourself in mirrors, too. I mean, whatever. Although, to the movie's credit, the word vampire is never mentioned in the entire film. Oh, except maybe in the beginning song about Bill Lagosie being dead. Yeah.

Which reminds me I wanted to start becoming a gotth DJ, and my DJ name is Bill Lagosie's dad. I just snotted on myself. I consider that a win. That is a win. It took me really by surprise. It was either going to be that or dark wave duck.

Stick with the stick with it I want the first. Belagosies dead. So she goes to the lab and has her blood tested. At which point, I started wondering if this was like an AIDS parable. Yes, very much. No, but I wonder the same thing, but I'm like, but it's not, it's not because she's alive at the end of the movie. Spoiler alert.

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where Susan Saranen stabs herself in the throat with the onk knife? Well they're having like a weird intimate moment. Yeah they're making out and she stabs herself in the throat. I guess. Why did she do that? She doesn't want to live anymore. But she's already been turned. She's just been told that she'll live. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. the th. th. the to live the the to live to live the the th. to live the th. to live to live th. told. told. She'll told. She'll told. She'll their told. She'll told. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S her. S her. S her. S her. S her. S or their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S she'll live forever. Right. Well it's a little lay now. So Mariam takes her upstairs to put her in the lover's storage? Sad boxes, yeah. And all the former lovers are out of their sad boxes. Yeah. And they're all like Michael, Jackson thriller video zombied out. Yes. Why? I guess because something with Susan Saran and killing herself has like thrigger video zombied out. Yes, why? I guess because something with Susan Saranam and killing herself has like triggered this thing

where they're all like rising up against her. And they push her off the stairwell. This house is a thousand stories tall, by the way. And she falls all the way down and then hits the floor. She just wiggles back and forth for a while. And as she th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thus thus, thus, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thr, thr, thrown, thri, thri, thri, thri. and thri's thri's thri's thriiii's thri. thri gets old. Yeah. And as she gets old, they all turn to dust. And then she turns to dust. Just like the Monkey did. Everybody turns to dust. How from that other movie? At the beginning. Susan Sarandon is in London as a music teacher with a lesbian lover. And that's the end of this movie. Apparently after Susan Sarananed saw this movie, she went, huh, I lived.

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Right. And Tom is. Tom's Nicole Kidman. sense. I think we did it. Right, and Tom is, um, oh God, who's the... Tom is Nicole Kidman, right? I was going to go with Tom being, uh, or Kelly McGillus. Who's the old guy who's yelling at, uh, the Tom Cruise, he's the pit. Robert Duval? The old guy who's yelling? How fucking to tare you? I mean, it's an accurate description of him. No, for sure.

Who's John C. Riley? I guess John C. Riley is the dead monkey. I like the movie that we've made much better. Yeah, yeah. Thanks, Tony Scott. I'm sorry, you're dead. Can we move on? Yes.

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Mailbag. Now all I can think of his blanched Deborah. The sexiest old lady. I love her. I'm listening. I'm going to read you an email now that came into wherewoof ambulance at Gmail.com. You all know that I'm terrible at cold reading, so here we go. Hello. Hey. I just wanted to take a second and tell you guys how much I love your show. Oh, I've been a listener for a while and am constantly entertained. You know what though?

I like that constant entertainment. There are no letdowns on the show. No, no doubts. Constant. Your honest love of horror movies, but willingness to point out the trash echoes my own perfectly. Oh. On your latest episode, their beloved genre of trash.

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It goes on to describe the plot. No, no, no, that's our job. Get off our tho tho tho the tho tho their their tho tho tho tho tho thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. tho-a tho-a. tho-a. tho-a. tho-a. tho-a. tho-a. tho-a. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. too. too too too too too too too too the the the thooooooooooooooooo. the.. It goes on to describe the plot. No, no, no, that's our job. Get off our toes, thanks. They highly recommend this movie. Anyway, keep up the good work and you know that you have a listener for a life. Wow. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face. Wow. Love you, Matthew. Matthew. Matthew. Matto loves you too. He just doesn't say it because he's afraid of intimacy. I know that's me. Thank you, that's really nice. You want to do the babysitter? Yeah, let's do the babysitter.

All right, let's do that next week. We don't even have to talk about it. You did it for us. Now this saves out the other move we're going to do for next week. By the time this comes out, it'll have already been the holiday season. Thanksgiving will have passed. Yeah. I hope you all had a very nice Thanksgiving.

Yeah, and for our foreign listeners, it's the holiday we celebrate small bucks. Yeah, it's not a... Is you cool? I think that is an excellent summation of what happens. Thank you. But I like it because there's pie. There is pie. So yeah, and now we're into the Christmas season and you all know how we feel about the Christmas season. I'm already depressed. Yeah.

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