Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 154- The Babysitter (2017)

Episode Date: December 11, 2017

This week we're tackling a Netflix original film, the 2017 teen(?) comedy horror movie "The Babysitter." Special topics for your consideration include: children that resemble Andre the Giant, adults playing children, children who are alleged to be nerds but are clearly not nerds, giving up your blood in exchange for kindness, what it takes to have a hot bod like Chris Tatum (Hollywood actor) and a check-in with our iTunes reviews (the good and the less good). Did you miss our other contemporary teen horror films? If so, check out Episode 31- "All the Boys Love Mandy Lane," Episode 31- "Zombeavers," Episode 48- "Unfriended," Episode 107- "Jennifer's Body" and Episode 134- "#Horror."  Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  Guys, bad news: the holiday season is upon us. Good news: we've got your gift list totally figured out! Give the gift of handmade horror stuff delivered to you once a month by visiting our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at www.cryptocurium.com where you can sign up to have that sweet handmade stuff delivered to your door monthly via the Parcel of Terror. We're unboxing one on this episode so you can get an idea of the kind of cool stuff you can expect in your Parcel of Terror. You can also get into The Order of the Thinned Veil, an appreciation society of all things Halloween that you should totally join. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

So there's $20 on the fridge? Yeah, you just take that, you can order pizza or whatever you want to do with that. We'll be back in a couple hours. Um, little J.J. is just upstairs sleeping. J.J. Yeah. You just tak that you can, Katie, for coming over and being our babysitter tonight. No problem. I'm happy to do it. Uh, just, what, I mean, it goes without saying, but no parties?

No, of course. Uh, and no demon summoning sacrifices? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we can do that. That can be done. I mean, you're 29 years old. You should be able to not be in high school. I'm a grown-ass woman. What? Who's J.J.?

Who's J.J? Whoop? W.J. Why J.J? You're J.J. Abrams? My baby is J.A. I usually have the twins, Timmy and Tammy. Katie.

Yeah. Welcome to another episode of WhereWorth Ambulance. Thanks. Welcome to you also. I'm Alan. I'm Katie. We're going to talk about a movie. The cheerleader.

Which I got damn insisted. And that. It's the babysitter. The babysitter. But then looking at the cover art, I was like, that's why I thought that. There is a cheerleader. It's a cheerleader. And this is a Netflix original film. Yeah. Directed by someone named Mick Chi. Hate that.

Absolutely hate that. How is that your full name? That is not your full name. Your parents are embarrassed, you're a gimmick. Other than that, it was okay. He directed those Charlie's Angels movies, right? Oh really? Yeah, I believe that's Mick J. Oh boy.

So if I can read you the summation from Netflix? I love that. The events of one evening take an unexpected turn for the worst for a young boy trying to spy on his babysitter. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I feel like that's part of this movie. Yeah. You want to see my notes for this movie?

Do I? Do they're right in front of me. Didn't take a single fucking note. Just looked at it. Katie. Yeah. I thought to myself, I'll write something down when I have something to say. This is unprecedented. Is it? I feel like we've had a lot of first recently. We've had the fast forwarding. Yeah. So basically you're saying I'm getting worse at this and lazier. No, but they're still great. The early movies I never took notes either because we would remember we would watch them and then record right afterwards and then we were like, why is this podcast this this this th?? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. th. to. th. th. th. thi. th. th. I'm. th. I'm. I'm. remember we would watch them and then record right afterwards. And then we were like, why is this podcast

taking five hours of our lives every Thursday? We had a lot of growing pains to be getting to this. We did. It was nice watching movies with you, but it was just hard. My favorite was grabbers, of course, where we got loaded. We could, we need to find another to find to find... Just kidding. Although you can tell from my Twitter account, you can pretty much mark when I started drinking again after having a baby.

I looked at it recently and I was like, oh, yep, I don't remember saying that. But that's not what we're here to talk about. No, we're here to talk about a nervous kid. Yeah, who is like if he were a 12-year-old in real life in junior high, he'd be like the cutest boy in school. Like I'm not buying this kid as a nerd. That's what I said too. Everybody in this movie, this is like one of those MTV shows, like a teen wolf on MTV, were like, you made those people. They're not even human beings. Yeah. Yeah. He looks like a little model.

He does look like a little model. And so does his little girlfriend, a little tiny model girl. But I love the nurse in the first scene where he's getting the shot and he's scared of needles. Oh yeah. Ron funches, the comedian. He's a very funny. Yeah. handles that role really well. It's blinking you miss him but it's very funny.

Yeah. So the plot of this movie is that he's a kid who still has a babysitter a little too old for it and the babysitter is like the only one that understands him right? Yes. And she's like super smoking hot. Yeah and understands him to like the unteenth degree. Right. In like a weird way. And his parents are fucking Leslie Bibb. I love her. She's great in this. Yes. And so bad in Midnight Meatrain. Midnight, Yeah. Great in Tric-True. Great in Burning Love, which also stars Ken Marino. Yes. It's also great in this. Fucking love Ken Marino. He's the best. Why is Ken Marino trying to teach his 12-year-old to drive? I don't know. I haven't figured that out.

That was so dumb. Because at that point I was like, this kid's fucking 16? No, he's 12. No, he's 12. He's 12. like I could think that it's in there is because of the end of the movie. Yeah, I guess. But it's... You could do that without it. For sure. I feel like Kenmarino's like, I need one more scene.

Or is that like... And that boardhand job scene is not going to cut it. Well, I assume there was like drive. God if that were really true. Yeah, we've been to Bitsberg. Stop signs are optional. Soft sands are optional. Is it raining? I forgot how to drive. Oh wait, it rains 85% of days. I wish people would just start rolling out of the car when it rains. So this, the babysitter, the baby, the baby, the baby, the baby, the baby, the baby, the baby, the baby, the baby, the baby, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to th, th, th, th, th, that, that, that, that, their, their, their their their their their their the.e. Wea. Wea, theateat, theat, theat, theat, the. Wea, that, ththis, the babysitter, who is named B.

That's just her name. Yeah. She's never given a full name. Like Mick G's right again. That's true. And she calls our young nerd C. So they're B and C. Yeah.

Cole. Cull. Cull. Cull. How many episodes do we reference days of Thunder and is it okay? I reference it in my daily life as well. Thank you. You're a giver of gifts.

Tony Scott's a giver of gifts. So she gives him great advice, which is kick him in the dick. Just a great advice. You fall down, let them trip over you and then kick him in the dick. He. Grimm's chasing you, fall down, let them trip over you, and then kick him in the dick. He mixes up the words Protestant and prostitute. Pretty funny. Yeah. Pretty funny. So mom and dad are going on a sex weekend?

It seems like they're trying to save their marriage, but they actually seem to like each other just fine. It's a pretty big house. They could have just gone into another room. Where? It's a ridiculously big house. Yeah, it's dumb. Yeah, it's dumb. That's all. And they're really funny. They're both really funny in this. Yeah, Marino and Leslie Bibb. I think the bullies are also really funny. I laughed very hard at the bullies. Yeah, the one looks like a tiny Andre the giant. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the one. the one. the one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the one. the one. th. th. th. the th. the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.! He does, the greatest drunk who ever lived.

Was it 60 beers in a city or whatever? And like there's the main kid who, what's his name, like Jesse or something? Jeremy. Jeremy, you do have notes. I have Wikipedia. They took the notes for me. Jeremy is just abusing coal for like just bullying reasons. That's all.

And the other two kids are just his like peanut gallery. Yeah, his toadies, but I don't know that they speak. They don't speak at the end, which I liked. Yeah. They just cheer him on and throw their fists in the air. Yeah. But I thought that the Jeremy was really funny the the handled all the comedy stuff really well. I think Cole also handles the comedy stuff really well. I think he's great timing. I don't know how we want to get into this movie but like the scene where he wakes up, tied up and the guy doesn't it, the football player is shirtless and he's just the first thing he says is why is he shirtless? I was like, thi thi. I was liked. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. he thi. he he he he he th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theee. thi. the. the. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. ththat. So that's the point in the movie where Bissy was like,

I need to see how old these people are. Yeah. I mean, the football player is older than me, I bet. He's 29 when they made the movie. Most of the high school students are 29. The cheerleader is the youngest at 23. Yeah, she looked a little younger. And B is like 25 or 26. Wow. And Cole? 37 years old. Yeah, he's older than me. Yeah. It's so weird that he, maybe he has

progeria. No, that's the opposite of progeria. Maybe he has, what's the other one? Benjamin Button disease. The other one? Conjurya. The other one? Conjury. Conjury. Conjury. Oh boy. B is the babysitter she's coming over. She's amazing. They're doing like these like, your ideal sci-fi team, which I wondered if you could put

together an ideal sci-fi team. Did you notice that data was one of his dick? That's not the reason. He's like, data for his dick. So I can ask him about it. Yeah, I just want to talk to him about this. Like, what does it look like? Is it silver?

Don't you just want to see Data's dick? Like, I'm sorry to harp on this, but I can put today. Fox Mulder. Okay. Dana Scully? Data. two more. Two more. Two more. Two more.

It's a five slots. Oh, fuck. Um. Princess Leia? Okay. she counts. I don't know what any of them are doing. They don't know what their skills are. Um, fuck.

Like, I don't want to say the alien or the predator because I definitely know that. I mean, everybody knows those. I've seen those. What else is science fiction? They're wildcarts, they're monsters. Fuck, I know I know another science fiction. I love this because I know your dislike of science fiction. It's not that I don't like it. It's just that space is boring. Um... So the event horizon?

The ship itself. Yeah, I want Sam Neal from the event horizon. Because he's also a wild card. He is. He doesn't. thia? Oh, um... See, now you're gonna do it in earnest and make me look stupid. I'm also not a big sci-fi guy. No, that's true. You've seen the Star War. Yeah, yeah, when I was a kid I really liked it. Yeah, I mean, I'd probably throw an Arnold Schwarzenegger in there. Terminator, why not? I've never seen Terminator. Oh, okay. I gotta see that.

He's gonna be your heavy. I will take a Picard on the card. I'll take a Picard on the card. Oh, sure, yeah. He probably knows about D'D Data's Dick, things have gone terribly awry. You know who does have pictures of Data's Dick on his phone? Fucking Riker. That guy's a creep. Such a creep.

Uh, Q, from Star Trek Next Generation? Okay, I love Q. I should have picked him and now I'm pissed. Because he is my wild card. Yeah. It's a show for the Mariatchian. And you and me, Katie. Oh, God, because you were, see, you saw the movies. See, if I had taken notes, I would have remembered that. How did you feel about Coles? I just want to feel normal speech.

Sad. Yeah, heartbreaking, it's very true to life I feel. But that kid delivering it, I was like, nah, you are the most popular kid in school. It's just that nerdsploitation thing. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's this thing of like being a nerd is cool now. Right. And it's the stranger things with D&thing with D&D and like, I don't know. I just feel like nerds have had a reckoning in the last decade, maybe two decades, a decade and a half anyway, since the turn of the century, let's say. Sure. And I just feel like it's lost its way being a nerd. Yeah, when you become the dominant culture, you can't be the subculture anymore. It's also kind of like when I used to play in punk fans and like pretty punk fans would

show up and I'd be like, what are you sad about? What are you doing here? Yeah. Girls like you. Yeah. Yeah. You don't look like this. You're not a mutant like me. You're not a mutant like me. You didn't give yourself a mohawk just on the back of your head for a little while? What? What do you mean just on the back of your head? I'd shaved my head except for like a mohawk up the back of my head?

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So, Cole's getting sleepy. So B gives him some knockout juice. Oh, they have a dance party too. Yeah, it's cute. Chorea grap dance party. Yeah, which is really just so you look at her legs, I feel. Yeah. And her ridiculous hair. Her hair is out of control.

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Because she's a short, Melanie is assured that that's what's going to happen. Melanie is not incorrect in assuming that. No, yeah, yeah. But I do like that she's just like egging him on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he dumps it in a bush and then convinces B that he's drunk it. Right and and goes to bed right and then the party starts. Spin the model. Yeah. With, let's talk about these characters. Go. Oh, hang I got a list. Max.

That's the jock. Yeah, sure. This is an extremely strategically multicultural group of friends. And it's very much in the mold of cabin in the woods. Mm-hmm. You've got every subculture represented. Right. Max is the white football playing jock. Right. John is the comedic black guy. Yeah, who gets all of the worst lines in this movie. I mean, I have to believe that his dialogue was written

as a parody of other characters of that stereotype. I have to believe it wasn't done. If not it's just straight-up racism. Yeah. Allison is the cheerleader. Yeah. Sonia is the Asian art girl? Yeah, the gothy girl. Cothy girl. And then Samuel is the actual nerd. Yeah. The kid that you're like, oh, that kid actually got picked on. For sure. Yeah. And so they're doing spin the bottle and it lands on B and Max does a dare for her to kiss everybody. Kiss everybody in the room, yeah. So she gives like Max a peck, and then there's a 27-minute long scene of her and the

cheerleader making out. They had to get this movie up to 85 minutes and this is where it gets patted. They both do that thing where you bite the lower lip and drag it out for a while and it snapped back. No, no I hate that. I hate, you know how I feel about intimacy. Which is to say, appalled. And then she licks the side of John's face and then she goes up for an old smooterino on Samuel and back. And back from him, pulls out two knives and sticks him on the top of his head. Loved it. And Cole has seen all of this. I loved that. Did you?

I loved it? Did you like it when they started draining his head? Yes. And the one side wouldn't drain properly? Yes. Yes, I loved it. I did. It was pretty great. The thing that I really like about this, and I guess I should probably save this for the ratings phase, but I'm just going to, I'm a little over-cavinated. The babysitter trope in urban legends and horror movies in any time a

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take a little bit of your blood, fine. Oh, man. I mean, I really for the murder part. Well, they're not going to murder you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. So they go upstairs to drain his blood. He's called 911 at this point though. Yes. Which is like that never happens either. No one ever calls 911 right off the bad. He does it, does it exactly right. He does exactly what he's supposed to do. Ken Marino and Leslie, Bibb, are doing an amazing job of raising him. Yeah. th. th. the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. they. they. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. They. They. They. They. They. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. He does it, does it exactly right. He does exactly what he's supposed to do. Ken Marino and Leslie, Bibb, are doing an amazing job of raising him. Yeah, he's a good kid. They go to drain his blood. He's awake during it. We know he doesn't like needles from the beginning. Everything is foreshadowed in this movie. Mm-hmm. It is a little on the nose. Yeah, because he, he, they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their their their their their to to to drain to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their to their their thrain. thr. thr. thra. thra. thra. thra. the thra. thra. thra. thra. to to to to to to to to to to taking his blood out I don't think so because he or do they just start freaking out when the cop show up

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you know what? They have money. Clearly they're wealthy. Get a fucking exterminator. That is not a DIY job. It's full of tarantulas. Here's the thing. They seem to be storing stuff down there and it's not sealed off from the environment. No. There's just screens up. Yeah, what are they, what is anybody doing with that crawl space? I don't know. I just, just don't know. Mom was just putting mouse traps down there even a Katie-shaped dust cloud where you just feel now? So Cole tries to sneak outside. I think the cops show up first. Okay.

And they fucking murder them. Yeah, they throw a poker right through the one cop's eye. Loved it. And then being a badass comes up and slits the other cop's throat. Loved it. The cheer the the cheer the cheer the cheer the cheer the cheer the cheer the cheer the cheer the cheer the cheer the cheer the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the cop's throat. Loved it. The cheerleader gets shot right in the boob. Disliked it. And then there's like 25 jokes about her boob being shot.

Did not like that at all. No, and I'd like, her dialogue and John were like, this movie's better than this. Yeah, I agree. They were out of place. For sure, they seemed they were in like another much shittier Netflix movie. Because the jock, arguably like the stupidest character, the jock should be like, you know, the dumb-dom. Has like pretty funny lines and he has like a lot of material to work with. Yeah. And he has more depth of character than the others, I guess.

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Eat the cookie goal. I kept thinking the cookie was like poisoned or something, but it didn't seem to be. She was just worried about his blood sugar? Which again, you're back to like, oh, these are really funny lines. Yeah, yeah. Not somebody taking their chapstick and going, I'm going to make this real long because I'm black and you're just like, a word? Oh, that's the joke here? Yeah.

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Yeah. And we find out what the cheerleader's wish was? It was fucking hilarious. To be a journalist. And she's like, you're really pretty and pretty smart. I think you got this. What are you doing? Yeah. Although, you're gonna have to start out like a newspaper in Topeka. So if you wanna get in big, you wanna start big. I have a journalism degree, I never used it because I was like, I'm not moving to fucking Kansas. Okay, all right, so there was some validity space and we see what a terror dome it is.

And Sonia goes down there with him, which like no fucking way. And he's got the fat draggit with him, which is a firework. This room, that reminds me. I hated all the words appearing on the screen when it was like he was holding the fire. And it just says like the words hell yeah, yeah, yeah, the the the the the the the the the the the the the screen when it was like he was holding the organ it just says like the words hell yeah appeared I was like I don't need you to tell me that I understand it because I live in a society and interact with other people I've seen a movie I understand that this is triumphant what when he's like got the pocket knife and he's trying to free himself and it's like pocket knife bitch or whatever just like it was like comic books is that like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like. like. like. the like. the like. the like. the like. the like. the like. the like. the like. the like. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the like. like. like. like. the like. the like. the like. the like. the like. the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I just so unnecessary and stupid. Is that like

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What did she say? Basically she's going to sew his mouth to his own bottle. And then she says something like, mmm, gonna taste so good. And I was like, Sonia, you're that? I have no idea. Wow. Maybe it was when I was freaking out that everybody was 29 in this movie. Maybe. Cole gets chased by Max to the tree house, which Max falls through and hangs himself after

he teaches Cole to fight back against his bullies. Yeah, which goes terribly wrong and he gets egged, which ends up saving him because the egg causes the joc guy's hand to slip or whatever. Yeah, there's that really sweet saying, like seeing where he's like I'm gonna murder you, but he like cleans Cole's face off before he doesn't. I think, kind of like Max. Yeah, well, well, he's gonna die. I did like when he was like, why he's like, the the the the the the j. the the the j. the the j. the the the the the the the the the the the j. the the the j. the jock, the jock, the jocke. the jocke. the the jocke. the jocke. the jocke. the jocke. the jocke. the jocke. the jocke. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. tape gog. guy guy guy guy tape g. tape g. tape g. tape g. guy guy guy guy tape's like that's your first question and the cheerleader goes seriously fucking look at him yeah I mean he's ridiculous like ridiculous it looks like he's a Ken doll that's your job right if you look like that that's your job like like a Hemsworth like that's all they're doing right Chris Tatum. O'Neal. No, no, no, no.

You see, you made it old. We're doing a Young's, we're doing a Young's here. But it's just like, like, there's no amount of three times a week to the gym where I'm going to end up looking at the then. No, you're eating nothing but brown rice and tuna at that point. So, uh, multiple meals of apple coffee cake are not gonna get me down to there. You have apple coffee cake? Not anymore. Fuck. I will make some more.

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Yeah, like, I-rock-I-rock, yeah. of my youth. All the... Youth... What are yutes? Every metalhead in my high school wanted one of those. And there were a lot. Um, Melanie and Cole kiss when he goes over there. Super cute. Yeah. And then he's like, I'm really happy we kissed. And I was like, no kid whatever I say that, right?

Oh, I found that to be like exactly what a 12-year-old boy would say. Oh, really? All right, I've not, I've not been a 12-year-old boy. Yeah, we would say the dumbest thing. Whatever the dumbest thing is in that situation? But I also like that she was like, yeah, me too. B is like trapsing around Melanie's house and Cole sneaks back to his house. Another scene made just for you to look at her legs. I just want to say, it's like she's going up and down the stairs and you're like, yeah I see it's the lower portion of your body.

She's a really good comedic actress though. I thought she really nailed it. She was very funny. I also thought that 80% of her face with her eyes. Her eyes were gigantic. Yeah. She looked really to to and it's totally cleaned up. Yeah. There's no blood anywhere. Except Samuel's body is still there, right? Was it? Or someone's body was there?

Oh, right, right, right. She's in a chair. She's dead. She's not dead. That's when he finds out that she wanted to be a journalist. Yeah. But then she freaks out and almost kills him. And it's about to when B blows her brains out. Loved it. I know you do love an exploding hit.

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Mid-credits. Not even the end. Not even the end. Mid-credits. I thought maybe you'd made it to mid-credits. No, I know, the credits come on. This is a thing that really fucking pisses me off. Credits signify the end of a movie. Yeah. Why should I, I mean, like, unless I know somebody who works in the movie

and I want to see their name in there, that's never happened. Or I really need to hear what that song was. Like I'm not gonna watch them. Am I a dick? No. Why, why would you could just go to to be like who was the gaffer on this movie? Exactly. I love his gaffing work. Oh he gaffs the shit. Get best gaffs. There's a scene mid-credits

where a cop is looking around the house and Melanie pops up to kill him. B? B. B pops up to go. Cool if Melanie did it but Oh, yeah, whoa! Does she kill him? Would you just get her going, ah-ah-ah? And that's the end of it. That's fine. And that is the cheerleader. Yeah. The baby shudder.

No, I'm fucking, I agreed with you. I believed you. I knew that to think of a good cheer I could do to get to the ratings phase. Do you want to go to the ratings phase, Katie? Hey, hey, let's go to the ratings phase. How about you? Yes. Go team.

You go first. I had a lot of fun watching this movie. It's sup dumb, but it's a fine way to spend an evening. Some of the dialogues terrible, as we discussed, I will give this movie a seven. Nice! Yeah, it was really fine. I really liked the relationship between B and Cole. Yeah, even though it was, even though she was really just priming him to sacrifice him eventually.

I mean, if there's a satanic sacrifice to babysitter? Um, I liked it. Like I said, I like the turning on the head of the babysitter being like the vulnerable screaming woman. Also, when you said soups, what, soup's dumb, whatever you just said, it reminded me that I had read that that Mick G is a writer on Soup's Natch. Oh, really? Which explains a lot. Oh, it does. Yeah. Now do I have to like... That's supernatural for those of you who haven't listened to like the 40 other episodes where we reference super natural. Love those Winchester boys. Hey, can't do it. You didn't pick either of them to be in your... Well they're not sci-fi. What are they? They're like horror guys. Actiony horror guys. What's it? I actually really enjoyed this. I thought it was a super fun way to spend time. I know people said it was bad. They were kind of wrong. Yeah. And someone told us to do this because they thought it was good. They were trying to prove us wrong give it a seven. As far as like dumb contemporary movies that we've done,

this is by far in a way the best. When you look at like zombievers or unfriended or, God, I can't even think of what other stupid contemporary movies we've done. This is like head and shoulders above them. What was that? What was that? The girl, yeah, what that was that was that was th f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f. that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that that was that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. that that th. that th. th. th. th. th. th. that that that th. that that that that that th. that that th. that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that th. that that that th. that th. th. th. that th. that th. th. th. th. th. the. th movie. Oh, the girls? Yeah. What the fuck was that movie? Oh, that was so bad. It was really bad.

And that wasn't even like a dumb movie. It was just bad. Yeah. It was embarrassing. It was embarrassing. I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed. sobue. I said seven and a half I went. I went. Sports. You know what else you're going to win at Katie? What? We're going to do an unboxing of a Crypto Curia and Barcelotter. I'm very excited about us. We haven't done one of these in a while.

It's like you already opened this box. You look at this shit without me? Well, I don't like to have knives around you because I know it bugs you out till I open it. You just pull them out so quick. It's like I never see it happen. Jason, thank you for sending us this parcel of terror. Do you want to tell them what a parcel of terror? 35 bucks a month. Jason McKitrich, this box is very special. It's a Monster Squad edition, part one. We're the Monster Squad. What?

Also, Jason, I gotta say, I'm really glad you increased the font size on the, on the thing that tells me what's in it, because I would legit squint at it. So, Cryptocurium, now for older people. Maybe that's just our special edition that gets like the meme-all fun. I can tell she's squinting. There's a couple of paragraphs on how much Monster Squad means to Jason, which I recommend that you get this box and fucking read it.

Yeah. And also, you're listening to our Monster Squad reference. Yeah, allegedly. Okay, the first thing in it is, the Dracula magnet. Give me the amulet, you bitch! Did you like that? I did like it. Inspired by the infamous scene that this depiction of Dracula is painted in bright colors to give you that 1980s feel that permeates this film, cast in solid resin and individually hand-painted. You can't put this in the fridge,

because it's gonna scare you. Give me the amulet. It's really good. Jason, this is gorgeous. It is gorgeous. It's like so detailed. It's insane that he does all this by hand with little tiny paintbrushes, like a lunatic. It's also very terrifying. Do you remember that scene in Saw where Danny Glover was like going crazy and he was just

like, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo. That's what I imagine is going to happen to Jason someday. All right, Spider with Human Headprint. He eats dogs, cats, rabbits. This is by a friend of the podcast, Mike Bukowski. Beautiful Mike Bukowski brings us this dreadful reimagining of the drawing Sean did when he was supposed to be paying attention in science class. See more of Mike's work at Yog, BLogs, Soth.com. That's Y-O-G-L-O-G-Sot-H. Frankenstein Monster Mini. The scary but lovable monster clutching Phoebe's stuffed dog scraps. Monster Minis will be a permanent addition to the parcel of terror from here on out. Handcast in solid slime green

resin. That is so cute I wish I was dead. Can I be honest with you? Yeah. When Rob and I were talking about baby girl names I pushed really hard for Phoebe. Oh yeah. But you know the unfortunate nickname that she could get yeah. This is adorable. Those are going to be a permanent addition. That's. That's that's that's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th. th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi is so so so t. t. t. t. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha tha the. the. th. th. get. It'd be the Fib. Yeah. This is adorable. Those are going to be a permanent addition. That's so cute. Guys, 35 bucks a month. I'm dying alive.

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I know, he's got. I know. Who's all his nipple. I'm just kidding. What do we got next? Monster Squad movie poster sticker. A recreation of the original poster art from 1987, high-quality vinyl pearl finish sticker. That's radical. It's perfect. It's amazing. That's going to look so good wherever you stick it.

I'm going to put it on my bike and then peel out and step on snickers bars. Okay, Rudy. The amulet. The ancient artifact that can tear a hole into limbo every hundred years to rid our world of evil, cast and solid resin and individually hand-painted. What? That's so cool! I know.

I feel like we can play Monster Squad now. I know. It's our dream to always larp Monster Squad. Man, that's awesome. Is there anything else on there? Oh no no, it it it th no, it th, it, it, it, it, th, th, there? Oh no, it doesn't mention the mummy lollipop. I feel like that's just for us. Thank you, Jason. I'm eating it right now.

Sorry, do you like how I just take these out of your hand and don't offer them, Jim? The gummies I would fight them in half for you, but this is, this is all me. this is amazing. I can't wait for part two. I don't know there was gonna be a part two. Me neither. That's so exciting. There's still so much to cover, really. Yeah, you guys gotta get in there. It's great flavor, I can smell it, but I can't get it open. Oh, the knife. Here, here, here.

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Just kidding, I'm sure you're a nice person. Yeah, thanks. How many stars that? Can you tell? Four stars. That's four stars for me being annoying. You know what, that's only 80%. We got a tick for me laughing too much. I'm very sorry. We should be more serious. There you go, you blew it already. Maybe the perfect podcast. Why not definitely? This is from M. Nitch 73. I love these names. I know they're so good. Horror movies thoroughly and hilariously. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th.. I know they're so good. Horror movies thoroughly and hilariously reviewed by real fans. Thank you very much. That is not true. We are very not thorough at what we do. Oh my god, yeah. I didn't even take notes this time, M. Nitch. Not insiders, not actually. Film geeks. People like your pals who see a film, don't know all the back story enjoy it or not at face value. That is very accurate. That is extremely accurate.

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the today? to get our fudge? Let's get a friend in here. Let's get a pal. Another male. Our friend Hedges, Jeremy Hedges. Yeah. I like that. Hedges. Jeremy Hedges. The Hedgeman. The Hedgginton. Or, as I call him, Uncle Hedgy. He's all work. Yeah. It's going to be joining us to talk about a classic. Yeah. The Exorcist. The Exorcist. He's not a horror fan, so we're kind of doing a little experiment of like, why don't we make someone who's not a horror movie fan and who's really afraid of horror movies, watch a horror movie that's incredibly scary and then talk about it. So we're going to vicariously chase the Scare Dragon through him. Yeah. I hope it works. Me too. And it's th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho- the thi thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi to to thi to thi to thi. thi. thea thea' thea' thea' thea' thi thea' thi thi thi thi. And it's our first international guest too. Yeah. He's a Canadian now. He's a Canadian. Used to be a Pittsburgh. We didn't have him on the podcast then. No.

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