Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 158- The Void (2016)

Episode Date: January 8, 2018

In this week's episode we are discussing the 2016 sci-fi horror film "The Void." If you haven't seen it yet, it's on Netflix for your easy viewing. Special topics for your consideration include: a bunch of other horror movies that "The Void" reminded us of, the legality of juicing in both sports and film, the kinds of cults we'd be willing to join, nonsensical choices and the best movie of all time, "Can't Hardly Wait." If you missed our takes on the other movies we referenced in this episode, check out Episode 51- "Hellraiser," Episode 111- "Silent Hill" and Episode 133- "The Cell." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

There is literally nothing that I can think of that I want back so bad that I'm gonna take all my skin off. Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! You lose something, it's gone. Yeah, I mean loss is painful. Loss is painful. But so is removing all your skins. That seems so strange. It's just, for as many times as this movie explained it to me, I still don't get it.

You know what I mean? I do know what you mean? Yeah. Why do you take his skins off? I don't know. Why he hellraiser? Oh man, I feel like the effects guys are just like, Yo, can I do Hellraiser? And they're like, sure, sure, sure.

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I guess it's 2018 now, so it's not that new anymore. That's true. It's two years. Two years. Whoo? Go to the Times, am I right? And who are we? Shella?

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You good with that? Too bad, because I'm the boss. I'm the god boss. I'm the god boss. We got to work at our fame. Oh, is that what he's from? And he's Wyndham Earl in Twin Peaks. I also recognize the son who doesn't speak, but I don't know what from, and quite frankly did not look him up. No, I, yeah.

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It didn't make any sense, but they keep telling you about it. You know what I mean? Yeah, but not like. He just keeps being like to bring, I will bring my daughter back at any cost. Yeah, ha ha, ha. But that's the extent of what he's telling you. Yeah, it's the end.

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That doesn't seem worth it. I don't know. He doesn't he he hethis point. True. True. Oh by the way we're gonna spoil this movie. Oh what? Somebody spoil it for me because I just do not. I do not know. And the the cop has to murder Beverly the nurse who stabs the guy's eyes out and is cutting her to the their own face. Yeah, he shoots her as she's like charging him with a pair of scissors. So he then hands his gun over to a state trooper that has shown up to pick up the druggy guy. Did you think he was gonna be a bad guy? Yes, because he was there too soon. Too soon and he is very somber. Yeah. I feel like a state trooper should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should should to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the true. the the the true. the the the true. the the the dude from Black Christmas? I think that state trooper is, hold on, hold on. You mean the guy I always

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Never blank on John Saxon? Yeah. Not the last I heard. I figured, I feel like I would know if John Saxon passes. Yeah. Me too. I would know it in my heart, despite not knowing his name. So he, yeah, he shows up and then just dies. He like, legit just shows up to die, right? Yeah, he, well, two thinks he shows up to die. he the cop, he's tho's tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi. thi. thi, thi, to to to show, to show, to show, to show, to show, to show up, to show, to show, to show, to show, to show, to just, to just, to just, to just, to just, to just, to just, to just, to just, to just, to just, to show, to show, to show, to show, to show, to show, to show, to. to show, to. to show, to to thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too, two things, he shows up to die and he shows up to take the cop's gun. Oh, okay. But the cop is another gun, so it doesn't matter.

It's like, you shot somebody and you're like, all right, take my gun. But he just goes and gets another one. Yeah, well, he takes the gun off the dead cop. Fine. Because then's when he dies. In a very thing style like he's getting all wrapped up in tentacles and stuff. Yeah, that looked fine, that was good. Yeah, I think the special effects are really good in this. They're really gross and not really. Very gross. Although there were parts that really reminded me of Silent the silent hail. And I kind of, I was kind, I, I, I, I, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was th, I was th, I was th, I was th, I was th, I was thi, I was thi, I was thi, thi, thi, like, like, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I was thi, I was thi, I was thi, I was thi, I was thi, I was thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, to decide if this felt like a, like where they're crawling, like trolling around in the basement. I was like, this feels like a video game.

Does it feel like a video game because it feels like a video game or because it just reminds me of Silent Hill? I think it's like the shadows and red light that. I was thinking Resident Evil. Okay. I've never seen those or played that, but... Silent Hill, I think, is in the same Uvra. And it's, the creatures are very silent hilly and... Yeah, yeah, yeah, they don't. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

No, there's some spooky imagery from that, like the nurse hit the face all torn up. Okay, wait, that one's not scary. They didn't they have vagina faces? Something was wrong with something about them. They were just all scarred up and weird looking. I think they just didn't have faces. Remember because women don't get faces? Because women are just titties? Yeah. And there's the pyramid head guy too,

so maybe this is Silent Hill. Maybe it's the dollar bill. Oh, we getting in some Illuminati shit. I don't they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're just. they they they're just, maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're just just they're just they're just they're just they're just they're just they're just they're just thi. they're just they're just they about the Illuminati. Where do you come down on conspiracy theories? Um, like, name me one and I'll tell you what I think about it. Um, let's see. Like the CIA killed Kennedy? Sure, the moon landing was faked or? Um, the CIA probably killed Kennedy. Um, the CIA probably killed Kennedy. Um, the that. I don't know that. I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I'm, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. N. MLK. Moon landing, I don't know that we, I think we may have faked it. I don't know that, I know, I think we've probably been to the moon,

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Oh, sure, sure. I do think there a pretty fair again to think that we don't, you know. Also, doesn't the newest season of the X-Files start tonight? I think I forgot to DVR it. Now I'm mad that I'm here. Did you watch the last season? Yeah. Oh, I couldn't mean. I thought it was terrible, but I'm not want to see happen. Oh, okay. So I just ended it right where I wanted it to end. Oh, I like that. Yeah. Yeah. But apparently I missed a lot of stuff that explained to the new,

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Okay. Forget it. Boy, we're really, really just walking the skirt of this movie, aren't we? I mean, it's just... It's dumb, dumb. There's not much to this movie. But I... I agreed, like, the first 15, 20 minutes, very tense. I have the note, this is really tense.

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So you liked like that tense, I don't know what the fuck's going on set up. Yes. And I really like the cultists, just like scary. And then the one just rushes him, which I loved because it's unexpected. You think they're just like lurking, and then one just straight up rushes him and stabs him. Love that. And not like multiple thrusts, just like puts the knife in and it's just like, hey, what's going on. Just stabbing you right now? Yeah, I like that. I think the monsters are where I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. And then they go into the basement and I was like, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. The basement is hell, a portal to hell?

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Well, you did it? I used to be able to do it. Never have I wished that this podcast had a video component more than I did just now. I think I popped my shoulder out. Well, I used to be able to do it. You did it far better than I could have. Well, I used to be able to do it and then put my chest on the floor so that my head was between my feet and I'm actually in a professional BMX video somewhere out there doing that. It's very strange. This is sort of my like 21 year old claim to fame. Oh you BMX head, take a look. Yeah, it's a props, props Pittsburgh scene report. Why am I saying these things? I don't know, I feel like

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Yeah. But I do like the idea of being in a building that like the proportions are wrong. So like you're inside of it and all of a sudden there's more floors than there should be or something like that like I think that was a really creepy idea. Sure. I feel like I've seen a lot of shitty hor movies where that happens. So like I remember watching one that was, I can't remember what it was called but it was about like a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I was called I was called I was th. I was th. I was, I was, I their I can't their I can't their I can't their I can't their. I can't the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I was called. I'm thean. tean. tean. tean. te. te. te. the the the the the the building because the door just like isn't there anymore or something and I was like yeah do you ever read the book House of Leaves it was they do you mean the leaves of grass no leaves of grass no it was very well known for being like a book that you're like while you're turning it the page you have to like turn it around to read the text.

And like, there's all these footnotes that you've put together to tell another story and all this like crazy shit. That's cool. Yeah, it was real gimmicky, but it was like, it was a fun book. But one of those things in it is in in in things in things in things in things in th, in th, in th, in th, in th, in th, in th, in th, in th, in th, in th, in th, in th, in thi, is, is, is, is, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th what the blueprints are and then they it just keeps growing and growing and growing. Oh okay. And I always found that a really weird concept. Yeah, sure. Spooky. Spooky. So they we get there all these stuff and then they're they're going down to this basement and they're they finding out about like the doctor is just like doctor exposition he just to the te he he's he's just he's just he's just he's just he's just he's just he's just he's just he's just he's just he's just he's he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he's just he's just to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. they. they. they. the they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. their. their. their. their. He's like, this is how I did it. I hate that. No skin. No skin.

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It looks like the cell. You know what I mean? Oh man, I wish Viddy Dinafrio wouldinaw for you. And he's just laying out all this exposition and and then we see the the Allison, the cop's wife, and he sees her as being very normal but she's pregnant again. I thought he was just having a flashback of like the end of her pregnancy. It seemed like he was like, it was like in real time. It was in like the time that he was just having a flashback of like the end of her pregnancy. It seemed like he was like, it was like in real time. It was in like the time that he was in though, because then like he looks at her again and that's when she's covered in all the tentacles and weirdness.

See, I felt like people were having flashbacks but I didn't understand what they were. I understood thatbirth. Right. But then like the kid that doesn't speak has a flashback too, of like being in a house and getting yelled at by his dad, right? Or whatever, but like I don't know who that is or what's happening there. I guess I just chalked that up to like whatever's going on is fucking with them right now? I guess. Is that the doctor? Is that the voidthat the doctor? I think so. Whatever. Or the void? Whatever. Or is it the monsters, or is it the cultists? Or is it the nurse in training? It could be anyone. It could be anyone.

Or those like long lingering shots on deep space that just keep happening. Why? I kept like being like, am I supposed to take something from this? Is it about the mysteries of the vastness of the universe? I just I just like like like like like I I I I I I I I I I I I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi thi, I the thi, I the, I the, the, their, their, their, their, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, is thi, is thi, is that that that that that that that that the theean, that that that the the. the? of the universe? Like, I just don't, I don't know. I thought that was like, they're like artsy, like, huh? Yeah, see, we got void. I did like the shots like of the, every time the cop would pass out, he would see a sky that was really cloudy and then behind the cloud you could make out that triangle shape and I thought that was really neat looking. Yeah sure. Neat looking but pointless. Sure. I mean that's yes that is the overall thing with this movie. Neat looking but pointless. Yes. I feel like if that was if it was on a DVD that would be like the quote on the cover of the pool quote.

Neat looking but pointless. Where willance. One star. I liked when the pregnant woman is like super into the doctor and then there's like the second where she starts to give birth and she's like, oh this was the worst idea. She just starts screaming and freaking out. Well, it just tears out of there. Yeah. What she think was going to happen? I don't know. I don't think she thought anything. Why did this Wikipedia link me to Adam the the the the the the the the tha the the tha tha tha tha the tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha the theom wa theomomfa thea theating theating theomeathea theating the' the' the' the' the' the' the' the' the' the' the' the' the' theomeomeomeomeomeomeome. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theeeeeeea theea thea thea thea theea thea theeeeeea the the don't think she thought anything. I don't think she thought anything. Why did this Wikipedia link me to Adam Wingard? Did he have something to do with this? I don't know. Who's Adam Wingard? He did um, your next and the guest and the new Blair Witch and uh, I think he's doing the, did you watch, hmm, here's a time when I saw the post credit sequence at the end of Kong a skull skull skull skull skull skull skull skull skull skull skull skull skull skull the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. Oh th. Oh th. Oh god of god of god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god god. Did. Did. Did the the the the the they. Did the they. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. I. I. I. I. I. I. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. the. the. th. th. here's a time when I saw the post credit sequence at the end of Kong Skull Island, yeah. Because I knew there was going to be a cheaser for Godzilla versus Kong.

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And I don't have a backyard. Fantastic Fest is a big deal. Oh, is it? Yeah, it's a big movie thing. I think that's the one that takes place in Austin. Oh yeah, you're right. Well, I stand corrected, but it's still a stupid name. I'm a draft house. I'm just into being very critical of everything right now. Katie. Yeah.

Do you want to get critical in this movie then? I think we've talked about, oh, okay. Let's talk about the last scene real quick, where they're like just holding hands in the void in front of a terrible green screen where her hair is just flapping and they're like in fucking Mordor. Yeah. Why? Because it was the almost shot for shot end scene from the the beyond, the beyond, their, beyond that, the beyond. the thr. that, that, that, that, their, th. th. th. th. th. Bion, th. B. th. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. th. thi. thr. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their thr. thr. tr. ta. ta. ta. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. te. te. te. te. of the painting and no matter which way they turn it's the exact same thing Oh, I liked that did I like that? That movie? No, that scene? I'm not sure. I don't have to go back. I have to go. Well, I'm gonna recon and say that I liked that and I didn't like this. Okay, but it felt. It felt. It felt that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho. the the the th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th. th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the thea. thea. toooo tooo try. too today. today. the. the. the. the.o Fulchia of like, Script, script, that don't even a script, just go, go, go, go. Uh, yeah, let's go ahead and rate this piece. Yeah, you want to do?

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But Lutuo Fulch isn't also like, and this is why than this one little piece of it. Right. Yeah. But yeah, it's like, it's fine. A lot of people were really annoyed by this movie because it just felt like it was just ripping off like 80s, like John Carpenter and Fulchie and almost that like, that way that I complain about Rob Zombie movies where you're just like, you see this movie? Because I know about it too, look what I did, I see this movie. Just plow it all in there if you can, just smush it all together. But it's, yeah, it has that little bit of a vibe to it. So a five.

A five. I can't be that generous, Alan. Have you ever heard anyone use the word void toir bowels? Voiding ones in bowels. This movie's kind of shitty. OK. The first 15 or 20, I just feel like it's a waste. Get that, see, I'm just working this. So it's a shitty movie that's a waste? It's a waste product.

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It would have worked out perfectly. But um, oh, I didn't give it a number did I I? Three. Three. It was but-hole. All right. All right. Do you want something that's not but-hole, Katie? Sure. Can I read you a review that we've gotten on iTunes for somebody? Yes, you may. A plus, plus.

this is from Gray Pilgrim 10. What does that mean to you, Gray Pilgrim? I don't know, but congratulations on Thanksgiving being recently. Do you think Gray Pilgrim 1 through 9 were taken? I hope it's just a family. Okay. The Great Pilgrim Family. Love the show. It's a perfect listen for a Monday.

I'm not 100% sure what that means. It's probably what they mean. Mondays are bummers, and we are just ratcheting it up. The hosts have great chemistry and make for a great team. Oh, that's nice. Keep up the great work. Oh, that's really nice. Thanks, Great Pilgrim. Thanks, Great Pilgrim Family. Do you think that's a cult? The Great Pilgrims? If it's not. Would join. What, uh...

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Can I have ice cream sandwich sitting downstairs right now? Can I have ice cream sandwich sitting downstairs right now? Oh, Leona's is so good. God damn it's so good. Pittsburgh's own. Why aren't they giving us money to talk about how good they are? Do you want to keep this lost train rolling? Yeah. Let's do another movie next week. Child loss. Why are we doing these movies about child loss? I don't know. We did it on accident. Yeah, Christ Almighty. It's super great for my anxiety. Well, let's do Pet Cemetery. Back to the year of Kang. Oh, man. That was, was that two years ago? I think so. Oh my god, we just can't follow through on anything. It's because we make up a thing and then immediately forget that we're doing it. I literally don't even know when we did that. All right, Pet Cemetery. Yeah, it's on Amazon.

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