Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 165- Puppet Master 2 (1990)

Episode Date: February 26, 2018

In the second episode of our two-parter, we're discussing the 1990 sequel to last week's episode, "Puppet Master 2." Boy, is it a doozy. Special topics for your consideration include: unexpected Dust Bowl farmers, yucky intimacy, oily wrestlers, ways in which one could search for a lost relative, gross intimacy and making the same movie twice but making it much worse the second time. We've done a number of sequels on this show, but instead let us point you to a better "Puppet Master"...last week's episode. Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool horror stuff gets handmade and then lovingly delivered to your door in the form of the Parcel of Terror on a monthly basis. You can also sign up for their secret society, The Order of the Thinned Veil, in which you can profess your love for all things Halloween and be rewarded handsomely for it! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

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It's true. He's just, he's just here to hang out and wear a sweater and have a weird 5 o'clock shadow that I'm not sure he had in the verse movie. He looks way more like Popeye in this movie. Yeah, I liked that. I thought it was a nice then all the other puppets are hanging out. And they're like celebrating. They're a little puppet party.

And they dump some magic potion into the grave with him. And it brings him back to life. That's dumb. I didn't like that. Unfortunately, that's the rest of this movie. Yeah. Well, then he realized that it was the magic potion that brought Neil in the last movie back to life. Was there a magic potion? Because that's what he was filled with. Oh, eh. But it didn't seem to be in short supply in the last movie.

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Yeah, it's the puppets. Never before that they need to eat meat. No, never before do they need to pray. They just killed. They didn't like eat or take anything. Whatever it doesn't matter. But him and his wife explain this to Camil, who is looking for to the house, to the house, to the house, their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, whatever, it doesn't matter. But him and his wife explain this to Camille, who was looking for the house. I love his wife.

I love that Harpenter lady. I love her just like, yeah, I was still most in the in trials. What? She's fuck you. I have a feeling she did a take, and the director was like, do you think you could just scream all your lines? She was like, I guess, I guess, I guess, yeah, I mean I'm getting like standard right for the, alright, yeah, we'll do it again. She was fantastic. I can't figure out why they look like they were in the dust bowl.

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I dozed during that, I gotta tell you. Oh my God. So you have to describe it to me. Because I like kind of woke up and I was like, are they doing a puppet show of Faust? And then I was like, man, I don't care. Yeah. Also this movie presupposes that you do not know the difference between the difference the difference the difference the difference between the difference the difference the difference the difference the difference the difference the difference the difference their thetimes. There is a scene where they've clearly woken up and they're doing something and they're like we'll deal with that in the morning. It is

fucking morning. I can tell. At one point she's like it's two o'clock in the morning I have to go do a thing and looks out the window and it's goddam no'clock in the morning. It's like, it's like they thought we wouldn't notice. At the end, even in the final scenes, it's nighttime in the house and she looks out the window, it's fucking broad daylight and he's standing out by the water. What in the fuck? I don't want to come off as rude. Oh, that's what we've been doing for 170 episodes or whatever we're on. But I'm assuming that

Is this 165? I think this is 165? Jesus. The number of Jesus. I'm pretty sure that they went, they're coming to fucking Buffetmaster too. They don't give a dick shit about day or night. And it's true that they weren't even coming to it because it's direct to video. It's coming to them. Ah, we've talked about how video stores were the best thing ever, right?

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This time they're not psychics. Oh no, no, one of them is. They're this time, they're government paranormal researchers. They're doing paranormal research before it was cool. Or before it was lucrative, I guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, when it was still like independent contractors like the ghostbusters out there doing it. Why is the government doing this?

Because shit's gotten real. And they also talk a lot about the university. I don't know what that means. Yeah. I don't know who that. Yeah, gov, gov. I'm sure that in the two two two two two the the the the the too the government the government the government the government the government the governmenttwo versions of the script that were laying around the people were drawing from, one they were hired by university, one they were government workers. And it doesn't matter, ultimately.

So we've got the inexplicable brother and sister duo. I hate brother and sister relationships and movies. I have to be honest with you. Name a good brother sister in a movie. The legend of Billy Jeanne with Christian Slater and his real life sister, that Slater whose name I can think of. Don't know it. Uh, I don't know it. I don't know. It's never good. No. No. I don't like it. Hey, listeners, tell us about brother and sisters and movies that you enjoy. I was think of the Adams family, Wednesday and Pugsley, they're a good time.

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And her and Lance are just DTF from the jump. Lance's yuck city. She's like, hey, do you want to meet up later? And he's like, I don't know. And then he pulls rubbers out of his pocket. I just called him rubbers. What am I just like, oh, Lance. What the th. I, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th, th, th, th, th, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th. And, th. And, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha, tha, tha, and than, and than, than, and than, and than, and there. He's got profoes in his pocket. And I was just like, oh, Lance. No, Lance.

And then later when Lance takes his shirt off, he's like not good looking. That's all. He tricked you with the hot pants and flannel come up. He did. He did. And then he takes a shirt off and you're like, what? He definitely had like a like, playgirl calendar feel in that outfit of the hotel. And then it was just disappointing. And then there's Camille, the psychic, who could not into it her way to the hotel. She had to stop and ask at the farm.

She is fucking brilliant. Yeah, I really and like, just that like, she's just like drunk and fuck it the whole time. So, what's Camille's stance? What's she talking about? Holy shit, look at Camille in the 30, or 1956. Oh, Camille? She's a dream boat. Yeah. Not just she wasn't a dream boat in 1990. But she's Camille.

She's in a movie called Amityville, it's about time. No, it's not. That is not a movie. What year is that? 1992 is the last movie she did. Geez, that's her last work. She did. Yeah. Fuck, what a way to go.

Haminivel. It wasn't her last work, she did television after that. Thank God. But Hamityville, it's about time. What? What? Oh no. Oh, she's in Freightmare? Oh, she's in fright mare.

Oh, she's in fright mare. The British movie, Mike Bohem, episode 10. Weird. Anyhow. Anyhow. What is her deal? Why is she here? Why is she in this movie? Because she's the psychic? The rest of them aren't psychic. Yeah. So they needed a medium psychic lady. Not an extra large psychic lady. Just a nice size eight. What is she doing though? Well she's coming to tell them about Toulon. Okay. Your guess is as good as mine because she will be dead very shortly. She will be dead.

She will be dragged slowly. She will not put up a fight. She will die in a house that is full of cameras and they will not know where she is. Really, Lance? Really? I love this tidbit that they put. Lans has everything set up? Yeah, we have way more cameras than we have monitors, so I'm just going to have them like scroll and rotate through. You're going to miss stuff, Lance. That's the way cameras and monitors work. Also, Lance, did you not notice that when you were loading the van, that there were way more cameras than monitors?

Also, like, if you have camera, were you taping all of this? Go back and look at the camera by Camille's room when she goes missing and see where she is. I got these prophos in my pocket. It's crazy. Everything that happens in this movie is crazy. None of it is what you would really do. This movie gave me some fantastic subtitle comedy. Like dreadful music. Dreadful music. Fantastical swoosh. Ooh, I like that a lot. My favorite Cullio album. Come along for a fantastical swooch.

Swoosh, swoopity swoosh. It's not good at that. Put your booty in the air and poosh, poosh, pooh. Are you farting? I just have notes like Lance and Camille. Nothing else. There's no descriptor around it. Maybe they are Satanists. So we now see Toulon and he's the invisible man. no descriptor around it. Maybe they are Satanists.

So we now see Toulon and he's the invisible man. Wait, no, no, no, no. First Patrick gets killed. Because this happens in the same night that can we, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? Yeah, the first night they're there. Patrick's drinking wine in bed, which I find to be very yucky for some reason. It's just a way to go Patrick because he just had like a full goblet of wine like laying down like how he's sipping that wine. I feel like that's bad for your teeth. Just gonna crack the glass right on. Yeah. So he gets killed by Digger. Yeah. Old digs. T'nill. T'Dig's. Shit. I forgot to tell you who your featured puppets were in this movie. Oh. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to th. to th. to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be thi. to be to be to be to be to be toe. toe. toe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. today. today. t. t. t. t. t. t. today. t. today. today. today. the th. I forgot to tell you who your featured puppets were at this movie.

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A good old-fashioned meal kick. I'll get rid of that puppet for a while. And it does. So they see on the video, Tunneler goes into Patrick's room, and theyllae, one's the lady's room, and one's the lady's room, and they run up to his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his his room to his room to his run up to his room, to Patrick's room, and see that he's been drilled in the face for no fucking reason other than what we find out later. That they need brain matter from people. Human spinal fluid. Dr. Lector. Come to Daddy. Can you just get them all real quick? What else? Hi Mike. I'm playing a gypsy.

I can't do, I'm playing a gypsy. I'm playing a gypsy. So they run up there. Lance throws the puppet. Yeah, because you can just throw them. And then, Wanda just stands against the door and goes, oh, can't really falter for that, right? What's Wanda to do? It's not like she's a, oh no, no, she is, she's a paranormal researcher.

And then they immediately are like, well, we gotta figure out what the fuck this thing is. So they scan it with a scanning machine of scanning. Where were the police? person who is there who was momentarily inconsolable. It's like no one in the puppet master of franchise is adequately upset to see their loved ones die. No, not at all. They do call Camille's son because they can't find it. Teeths. Yeah. Curbin Burenson. Collin Burnton. I'm obsessed with this. Yeah, we were watching Missy was like, that guy looks like, Conno's like Cornyn Burton, I was like, he does.

Hold on a second, because his last name is Burnsin. Let me see. It's his brother. Yeah, they don't call like a coroner for Patrick. They just put him in a refrigerator and put a sheet over him with a flower on it. That is absolutely fucked. Because we're told when they get in there that day that they won't have a line out on the phone until the next day. It is the next day. Sure.

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Camille is missing. But before she went missing, she saw walking puppets. I guess she left. What? What? What? What? They thoroughly checked the entire... No, they didn't take the... No, they don't even... Are these things related?

I think I just give myself a hernia. You felt something pop? Oh no. They immediately start like vivisecting the puppet. Yeah. To see what's going on. It's got to be subject to physical laws, says the paranormal researcher. Followed almost immediately by it's got an artificial life force. Yeah.

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Uh-huh. Now he's... He's... He's...'m pretty sure of is, we'll do a little roleplay here. Oh, please. I'm a film producer. Okay. What am I? the screenwriter. Okay. Hi, I'm a film producer?

I write script. Okay, great. I need a movie. It's going to be a sequel to this movie called Popuppet Master. I'm not going to watch that. Please don't. In the first movie there was a puppet master, there were some puppets, I'll give you the names of them, it took place in a hotel, there were four people that went in there, they all got murdered, mysterious circumstances, puppets were somewhat involved, maybe eternal life, there were Germans. So could you get to meet this by like, I don't know, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I th. their their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I'm th. th. th. their, I'm their, I'll their, I'm their, I'm, I'll their, I their, I their, I their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I'm their, I'll their, their, their, their, their, too. too. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. took. their, their, puppets and four people go in and they're murdered under mysterious circumstances and there are Germans. Would you like, that'll do?

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That's your own personal touch. That's my signature is dust bowl farmers. So then we go into the dust bowl farm homestead. We, I just want to say, okay, so the... Invisible man shows up, and he's like, I'm here, but I got to go to bed. I'll see you in the morning. I own this hotel. I'll let you stay though.

Yeah, and they're like, okay. It is clearly dawn. It is clearly the break. Dawn. It is clearly the equivalent of like showing me like, yo, yo, that bike you're riding? That's my bike. I'm gonna let you keep riding it, but later I'll be coming back for that bike. This hotel that you know I don't own, I own it. Yeah, and I'll be back for it later.

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He was cool looking. He looked great. So cool looking later, that a kid I realized he was Indiana Jones. I wonder if this kid has mental problems. But we didn't get away from child death as we were hoping to. No, it's true. So they go into the house, they get into a fight, they kill Buckflowers right off. And his wife thinks he's jerking off next to her, which was fucking hilarious. Go somewhere else.

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I won't. It's a good movie. It's not. Hi, John and Allison. Hey, guys. It's a good episode. It's a good episode. I did. It's a good episode. I have the note they need new brain fluid magic Egyptian shit. No, that's, that's, it makes perfect sense. So that he can make another half century of stringless marionettes.

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Everybody in the crowd's like, I don't know what's going on. And I was like, is it because he's because is because he's because he's because he's because he's because he's because he's because he's because he's because he's because he's he's he's because he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's th th th th thus thus thus thus thus thus thus they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's I was like, is it because he's just doing English to a completely Egyptian audience that's problematic? That seems like a problem. Puppets are not going to translate well without language, I feel. No. And there's... I don't know. Maybe that's their job.

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And the wizard guy's like, oh, I'm sorry, all of your puppets got burned up in a fire. Perhaps you'd like some of these puppets that are stringless and he's like, oh this is where you got a stringless puppets from. And then he's like, probably maybe you'd like this goblin, humunculus guy and it shows us like goblin goblin, like goblin, like goblin, like gulam, like gimmick, like a gimmick, like a golm or a Frankenstein or something. But they're imbued with like a life to themselves. Yeah, yes, so like a golem. Yes, like a gulam. Yes. Thank you. And then, uh, Kenny has shown up, who is Colin Burnton. His name's? Thinne. That's like this. thi. Oh, thin. Oh, th. And they. they. they. th. th. th. th. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. they. S. they. they. they. they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. they's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, the th. Like, the the the the the the the the the the the. Like, the. Like, the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Like. the. Like.'s Kenny? Kenny. I think it's his last name. Oh, I just called him Tooth. Just like this. Michael Kettie is his name.

She says such an overbite or something. Oh, I have a question. Yes. Are there novelizations of Westerns? Because he says he's a writer he writes of Westerns. Oh sure, like Louis Le Mour and there's, there's tons of westerns? Because he says he's a writer he writes Westerns. Oh sure, like Louis Lamore and there's tons of Western writers for sure. But then he says he doesn't know anything about Westerns. He's never ridden a horse or whatever. I don't even know. Yeah if you go to like half-price books there's just like a equal to the horror like book section. I had no idea. Yeah yeah yeah Yeah you're in red yeah, yeah, I'm rinner, read no like Cormac McCarthy or anything? I don't like the West. Hold on, so there's the ocean, outer space, and now the West. I'm just, no, I'm being facetious. I will go to the ocean, I will go to outer space, but the Old West is just not a thing that

like interests me. Sure. It seems like a terrible time to have been alive. I'd rather like read stuff about the Old West than like say like the Civil War or something like that. I know, we know. We've talked about it. We've talked about.

I don't. But then he's like, I write Westerns and your brother died and you're so sad and my mom's was like, tongue down your throat. I got so mad when they started making out. They make out at the weirdest moments. It's like they say a line and then they kiss but it's not a line that you would kiss afterwards. You know? It's like did you need me to pick up milk? Blah blah. Yeah, right. I was just thinking about the future. Blah da da da da. Is that a cockatiel?

Did you fart? Blahah! No mustard on my hands are. I asked you to do the dishes. Is this what kissing sounds like? Some people if they were going to make a kissing sound might go, but no, no, I'm. I think this might be the one that broke us.

Are we, maybe we shouldn't have done a two-parter. Blah-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Give my $5. I think it should be noted too that. We're really wildly waving our hands. Give my five dollars. I think it should be noted too that we're really wildly waving our heads while we make that sound. Okay. So then there's like a camper van next to the hotel.

Yeah. What's on it? A little kid gets out of it. Oh yeah. Hey mom, I'm gonna go play in the woods with my Nazi figure. And he's got like a little GI Joeman. That he's like, oh, you're a Nazi, and I'm going to whip you because I'm Indiana Jones. I thought that was really weird until I realized he was in Indiana Jones. Don't let your child play with a whip. That's a really good point. That's like how you develop a serial killer, because you know he's gonna whip a squirrel.

And he's, and he's gonna like it. He's gonna like it, and it's gonna touch something inside him and he's never gonna be the same. It's true, it's true. Yeah. So he's whipping his little GI Joe man. out of the bush. Whips it into a bush. And out of the bush comes the little Nazi torch man. And the kid gets so excited. I mean, wouldn't you? It looks cool and he's almost the same size as the kid. Yeah, he's like two and a half feet doll. So the kid whips the

Nazi doll. Yeah. And then the doll burns the kid. It's pretty fucked. Uh-huh. I don't know. The next note I have is who cares about these nerds lives? I do not like any of the people in this hotel. I don't care. I mean, we see Lance and Wanda get killed right yeah after

they're fucking for a while fine it's fine well there's there's like the gratuitous boob scene where like I mean she just has boobs for no reason like because like Lance is in the shower and she's like oh let me go get up and look at this photograph mobs she turns to the camera just like sands there like she's like a you see these boobs you see these boops. Am I done now? Okay. She, like, is mad at him for taking a shower. No, she's mad at him because he has a picture of his wife and kid on the dresser.

Oh, I thought that was her and her mom. Lans you would have a th this picture of me and my mom. I know it was Lance's room. How was I supposed to know it was Lance's room? I thought she was in her room. I thought you this picture of her mom. I thought her mom was dead. I thought she was sad.

I invented this whole backstory for Wanda. Holy shit that's amazing. So it was like grief that she was upset with. Well, here's what. I thought she was sad and then I thought she was lashing out. Wow, that makes so much more sense. Can I just say that maybe he should have been in the picture too as an adult and that would have made the whole thing a lot clearer? This movie is all about the subtle interactions between human beings.

Hey, and I didn't fucking catch it. That's because it indulged senses to such a point. I thought that was her mom. It literally knocked you out for a few minutes. That's true. I'm very tired. I don't care. Carolyn and Colin Burnts are like, hey, you want to go dance in this room? Yeah. And she's like a hundred percent. Oh la la la la. And then the invisible man walks in and he's like, hey, do you mind if I

take this dance? You don't have to let this guy touch you. Oh, she did. No, she does. And then he's like, do you remember the song? And she's like, of course it's an old standard. No, this woman in her early 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30 30. This this this this this this this this this this this this this this th. this th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to do to to to do to to to to to to to to to to to to to to do. And to do. And to do. And to do. And to do. And to do. And to do. And to do. And to do. And to do. And to do. And to do. And to do. And to do. And to do. And to do. And to do. And to do. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to 30s in the early 90s does not know this song from the 30s. Fucking idiots. Whatever they go, fuck then. That's where I have the note, great, now they're fucking. And it shows his back. He's greased up like a pro wrestler. He looks like Roman reigns.

So it's... I don't know who that is, but I get it. But the hitman hard for us all overheads. Sure, sure, sure. So, he... It shows his back, and whoever greased him, there's like three-quarters of his back is solid oil slick and then the driest back you've ever seen. Yeah, it was very oddly, uh... And, uh, the sexine goes on for so long.

It's gross. I hate it. Yeah. And I want to, for the record, I'm not opposed to a sexy in a movie. These two movies have just had narly gross sex scenes. It's just, there's nothing, no. I mean, I'm, it's a, but, but... Did you feel bad for the sad, Jester, when he was making that sad guy face?

Of course. Of course you did. She just wanted to know. Here's a question about Carolyn. Yeah. Why did she pack a teddy when she was going to paranamble hotel with her brother? Yep. Because they were fucking. I mean Lance was there, so everyone probably assumed they were going to fuck Lance at some point.

So Lance gets chopped up by Blade and then Wanda gets chopped up by Blade. So that's a two-fer for Blade. And he gets some, he gets some of the brain matter that they need. So they start making the mint chocolate chip ice cream and brain matter. Burnson gets hit with the torch from torch, torch, tur-ch, toe, toe, toe, the torch, toe, the torch, th, the torch, the torch, their, their, their, their, their, their, th, their, th, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, thance, thance, thance, thance, thance, thance, thance, thance, thance, thance, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and toe, and toa, and toa, and than, toa, toa, toa, toa, toaaa, toa, than, than, tha, torch from torch, turch, terch, from the torch doll, but he doesn't get burned up because you can't burn a Burnsen that easily. It's literally in his name. I'm flabbergasted. So there's this whole like chase fight scene, which is amazing because come swinging out of the air of a chandelier is pinhead to punch Colin Burnton in the fucking face and I got so stoked.

And then he throws pinhead because everybody's always throwing pinhead. He throws him down all the flights of stairs and it's great. Why don't they just rip their arms and legs off? Who knows? And then flying in on nothing comes blade to attack him just like someone had thrown in they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were like they were like they were like they were like they were like they were like they were like they were like they were like they were just just just just just they were like they were like they were just just they were just just just just just they were just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. they were just. they just. they just. they just. they just just. they just just. they were they were they were they were they were comes Blade to attack him, just like someone had thrown your hand. They were like, puppets coming in on one, fooo. He sees that his mother is in the dumbwaiter, and he goes like, oh, mama.

He, mom, deem. Like, why was he, uh, I just, why did they not put it together that she was probes dead? I mean, there weren't really any clues that it could have happened with the murder dolls and her seeing the murder dolls and... And then someone else being murdered by a murder doll on camera? I mean, what are they, scientists? Fine. Oh, yeah, they literally are. Toulon, who is revealed to be Eric Cheney, none of us could have guessed. I. I. I. I they they they they they they they th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi? thi. thi. they thi. they thi. they they they thi. they they they they they they they they they thi. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they, they literally are. Toulon, who is revealed to be Eric Cheney, none of us could have guessed. He has made new bodies for Carolyn, whose body is totally fine, and himself whose body is... Decrepit. Made of mud.

But is that supposed to look like her? Because that is extremely unflattering. flattering. This is a reference for almost no one. Do you remember the band Living Color? Cult of Personality? Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah. They had another lesser hit called Glamour Boys. And in the, I think you mean Pajama Boy. They were bananas and pajamas, marching down the stairs, called Glamor Boys. And in the video, they had men that were dressed up like Ken dolls and looked almost exactly like these two mannequin people. Wow, weird. Why are their eyes rubber and bulging out of their faces?

I don't know. I'm doing it. I'm making my eyes balled out. So he has to like, he's got the juice now, and he makes a point to like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the the, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they... they. they. they. they. they. they. they. th. th. to. to. to. to. t t t together, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. So he has to like, he's got the juice now, and he makes a point to look at the dolls and go, hey, or sorry, I should have some respect, to look at the puppets and say, oh, this is only enough juice to revitalize these bodies and you guys are going to die. Mo, moah, moah. Who's you guys? The bupits. They're going to run out out out out out out out out out out the their their their their their to run run run run run run run run run run to run to run to run to run to run to run to run to run to run to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. to to to to to to to to to to the the the pu. the pu. the pu. the pu. the pu. the pu. the pu. the pu. the pu. too. too. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to.. Oh the little puppets, that's why they get mad. Jester is already getting low on juice.

This is stupid. So he has to dump the juice into the new puppet body and then slit his own throat into the puppet body's mouth. Is that what happened? Yeah. It was dark. It was hard to tell. I thought he looked cool when he took the bandages off. Oh, I thought he looked great. Yeah. The puppets and the special effects are really, really fine in this movie. They were totally wasted on this moving. So he slits his throat, bleeds and then the puppet stands up at its mouth and I cackled when that happens. And he's like, all right, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, no, I, I, I, I, no, no, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. tot, tot, tot, tot, tot, tot, tot, tot, tot, tot, tot, tot, tot, tot, tot,. Why? And she's like, oh right, Michael! He does not run good. He runs like a damnum.

He's like bouncing off the walls of each side of the hallway. But boom, but boom, why? Just run straight, Michael. He was reliving that aha video. Yeah. Take me. So you get that, but not my living color glamour boys' reference. Everybody knows the aha video.

True, it was groundbreaking. So they don't get to put her essence into there, and Tulane is killed by the puppets who smash his hand, which was totally flexible, and then they smash it and it's made of glass, which I really enjoyed. It was wood. Oh, it was wood. It was wood. It was wood. Because he's a wooden buffet. Look, I know a fact. And this is where I get a little hazy. Oh, here? I've been checked out for the last 10 minutes.

So there's a van driving away at the end. Yeah. That's got the Elsa doll, the Carolyn's new body doll. Yeah. Dressed up like a jester. Yeah. And like when you see the shot of the gesture with the juice next to her doll going, oh! Yeah. Did he put his own essence into that body? No, it's Camille. Yeah because when they're talking to, when Tooth's is talking to, Carolyn later, and they're like, ah, ah, ah, ah, and they're at her grief side, and she's like, he's not there anymore, and he's like, but why was her throat cut later?

Because they were taking her blood or whatever to put her, no, that's it, I'm that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, the, that's, the, the, that's, the, the, the, the, th.. And, that's, the, that's, the, the, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and their, and their, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and... And, and. And, and, and. And, and. And, and. And. And, and. And, and, the. And, the. And, the. And, the. the. the. the. the. they. the. they. they. they. they. they. they're, they. they. they? Because they're gonna go see the mentally troubled tots and teens. But why was the Nazi puppet sitting in the front seat with her, not the jester pup? Oh, that doesn't make any sense. But the, um, the van said like Camille's puppet show. Yeah, it's Camille's essence. But I don't understand. What's what's? What's? What's? What's? What's? What's? What's? What's? What's? What's? What's? What's? What's? What's? What's? What's? I? I? I? I? I? I's? I's? I's? I's? I's? I's? I the? I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th? I? I? I th. But? I the? tean- tean- tea-na-na-na-na-nauantantease-s. th. But? th. But? th., wow, I'm blown away. See, you loved it. No! You want to rate this bitch? I do, Katie. Okay, go ahead.

I am even more confused now than when I watch the film. Wait, I just want to point out that this... This movie also ends with a new person becoming like, the one I watched the film. Wait I just want to point out that this movie also ends with a new person becoming like the puppet master which is Camille. Oh sure. But I don't think she's probably at the start of three I bet it's a new story. You're almost curious to watch the rest of these movies. I was going to let the third one just play out. I did not. Later, we're going to do, we're coming back to the puppet first. Yeah, let's just like have this be our white whale is the 12th, it or 13th version of Puppet Master. We'll get to it. We know how I always said we'd end on the thing. We're

actually going to end on the puppet master 13. So I would give this movie a five, much like I gave the last one. You think these movies are par to you. No, fuck that, I'm giving you a three, it's fucking trash. I had a good time because I knew that we were going to have a good time talking about it. But like, that doth not make a good film. Wait. Counterpoint. You love a fire walk. I do, and there were there were there were there were there were there were their their their their their their there were two of them in this. Yeah. That's all. Actually three. Were there three? Well it was a little kid of firewalk? We didn't know. He does off screen luckily. Okay, so never mind. I don't know. I zone down.

I mean, it wasn't, it's nowhere near the worst thing we've done. Oh no. But it's fucking bunghole. Yeah. I mean it is delving in to. It's to. It's to. It's to to to direct to direct to direct to direct to direct to direct to direct to direct to direct to direct to direct to direct to direct to direct to direct to direct to direct to direct to direct to direct to direct to direct to direct to direct to direct to to to to direct thing we've done. Oh no. But it's fucking bonghole. Yeah, I mean it is delving into direct a video in 1990 horror movie. Everything hurts. Oh, it's really bad. Yeah, it's a three. It's a three. It's a three. Okay. It's a three. It's a three. It's so bad. So bad. Yeah, I would totally say if someone said, should I watch Puppet Master 2, I'd be like, oh fuck yeah. You please do, and tell me if you get it. Yeah. What I like is some people that got in tough toub it, theymeast one not so good, but two really, you know, revives it.

You nut bars, I love you. Drunk idiots. I th and idiots. I th and idiots. I is is i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah........................................................................ to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. trash, two is definitely better trash than the first one is. Agree. And sometimes you just want trash. But you know, you know what isn't trash, Katie? You know what you're going to keep around forever, never throw away? Our friendship? God I hope so. Really enjoy you and I enjoy doing this with you.

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We should get one of those best friend neckers. half it to him. You laugh I'm doing it. Do you want Bifri or Istins? Jason let us know. So go there side up. And let's turn to another movie next week. Puppet Master 3 Albs. Yeah, let's branch out. Let's go. Puppet Master 4? You want to skip 3? Let's go to one of my favorite eras of a horror movie. Okay, the 1980s and 1990s. 1997. You love 97. It's such classics as I know what you did last summer. And the cell.

And the house on Haunted Hill remake. Yeah, dude. Now that was like 99. And ghost ship. And you loved ghost ship. And you love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thoom, tho, thoom. thi. thi. thi. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thi, thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the their. And, their. And, their. And, their. And, their. And, the the the the the the thi. And, thi. And, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom. And ghosts and you love, love, love, can't hardly wait, which is 1998. I've been threatening to watch that with Missy. She's really excited. You're gonna really like it. Also, you put that song, Only You, that Yazoo song, on that mix for Lucy. Yeah. And that's at the end of that movie. Oh, no way. And I heard it. I was like, Alan's gonna love it's gonna that's gonna that's gonna that's gonna that's gonna that's gonna that's gonna that's gonna that's gonna that's gonna that. It's gonna that's gonna that's gonna that's gonna that's gonna that's gonna that's gonna that's gonna that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that that's that that's that that that th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that. that. that. that. that. I was like, Alan's gonna love that maybe. So, uh, let's...

Also, you made a mix for my child. It was very sweet. Oh. Just want to tell everybody about it. Eh. Eh. Ehhh. Um, let's do a Canadian entry in the 1997.

toovre. the 90s in Canada? Oh yeah. I guess I did. Made it hit me in heart. Everybody had an undercut. Let's do the cube. I really thought you were about to say the cell and I was going to correct you. No, we already did that. The cube. The cube. The trailer looks fucking ridiculous. I yelled at it. I also said is that Dave Matthews. I don't think it is. Thank you if you were the person who suggested the cube to us. I did not write your name down. Let's wait and see the movie and then decide if we're thankid them. Eh, they're going to give us joy in some way, shape or form.

They might not. Or they're going to get yelled at. Or they're going to get yelled at y yelled at y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y ye and then to have to have to have to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get their and to get to get to get their their their their th and th and th and the. And to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to see and then. And to to see and then. And to the the the the the the the the the the the the. And then. And the. And theuu theu theu the theu the theu theu the theu theu good credit. I'm not buying the best friends necklace for Jason, okay? Someone else is. Find us on the internet. Yeah, so just as movies. Yeah, please. If it's not puppet messers, I'm not watching it, but that's saying. I've gotten better getting back to people. Sorry. No. No, I don't want a year, I feel bad. This friendship is over. Guys come over. Guys, come over here. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm th people. Sorry. No. No, I don't want a year. I feel bad. This friendship is over. Guys, come over here. I've gotten better getting back.

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