Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 166- Cube (1997)

Episode Date: March 5, 2018

In this week's episode, we're stepping away from the puppets and discussing some Canadians with the 1997 thriller (?) "Cube." Special topics for your consideration include: bad tattoos, Dave Matthews: a retrospective, movies that look like Oscar-winners compared to this movie, the 90's-era obsession with bisection, "Maths: The Movie," and a gift from a viewer. Did you miss our other Canadian films? Check out some of the highlights with Episode 53- "Ginger Snaps," Episode 68- "Trick R Treat" and Episode 113- "Black Christmas" and Episode 130- "Pontypool."  Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool horror stuff gets handmade and then lovingly delivered to your door in the form of the Parcel of Terror on a monthly basis. You can also sign up for their secret society, The Order of the Thinned Veil, in which you can profess your love for all things Halloween and be rewarded handsomely for it! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Hey Katie. Hey Alan. Do you want to watch a horror movie with me? Sure. All right. First, I'm going to give you a paper and a pencil. You're not going to need to erase or anything. No, no.

Because we're just going to do some fucking awful math. tooky too'n't. to watch a movie with me. to the horror movie on. We're just gonna do math. Oh, why don't we watch a movie called Math's the Movie? Called most people can't do math? Called, I don't know what a factor is.

Do you? I don't know. No. I'm extremely math averse. I have a problem where I transpose numbers often. Discalculia. Yes. Undiagnosed until I was an adult and then diagnosed by myself.

Sure, by the internet. Oh yeah. By a quick Google search, as all good things are diagnosed. Unfortunately, I work at a job where I'm working with numbers all day, so I have to double check myself constantly. Any who the movie we're doing. What's it called? Maths, the movie? Maths, are you scared yet? Maths, are you bored yet?

Maths, we didn't have a lot of money for this one. No, we had one room to work in. Maths, what if we just changed the color of the walls? Thank you to Peter for suggesting this movie. Hey, Peter? Hey, question. Do we know where Peter lives? Pete, you mad at us?

Pete, is this a joke? Is this a prank? Do we do something wrong, Pete? Pete, you like maths? Pete, you go by Pete? You like maths? Z? You like maths? Zed? Before we get ripping on this, can I do a quick shout at to somebody who did us a kindness? It's Pete, the answer is no.

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I don't know, I've never been to one because I'm not a big team joiner. Fun fact about me, my least favorite thing in playing D&D modules is the puzzle rooms that you would inevitably end up in. I like a puzzle room, but you're in them in your dining room and not like in Greenfield. There's not a bunch of other people behind you waiting to get into that puzzle room. Like doing team building. Yeah. I'm not, I don't, I don't team build, you know what I'm saying? This movie is like the worst team building exercise? Well that's what I thought. I was like, is this an escape room, team building exercise gone bad? And I think the answer the answer is the answer the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer the answer is yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the answer the answer the answer the answer the answer the answer the answer the answer the answer the answer, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I's, I's, I's, I the answer the answer the answer the answer the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer is the answer. I'm not the answer. I'm not the answer. I'm the answer. I'm the answer. I the answer. I the answer is the answer is... Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think so. It is. Can I do my Quentin McNeil impersonation for you?

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I'm already done with it. You can watch it on the TV when it's out. Yeah. You like them Guillermo Datoro movies though, don't you? Sure. Your Hellboys. Mm-hmm. I like that one.

What's the one? Crimson Peak? Nope. Devil's Backbone. Neh. Chronos? Nope. Pans Labyrinth. No. The porn film Pam's Labyrinth. That's it? Really? I don't like any gai-mobiles. What's the one where the big robots are punching monsters? No, that's not for me. Okay. So no, you don't like Yelmont Toto movies. I guess not. Well, anyway. Let's talk about cube.

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That was, it was like that on Project Runway too. I had a very difficult time with the, it was not very dramatic. And sometimes they would just repeat themselves because it would be like going to commercial, but it wasn't. Oh, may I recommend spendings, but I guess not. Treat yourself. You can, you deserve it. I have all the other streamings though, I feel like I'm paying all the streaming's monies.

Yeah, but what's another $2 if it means you don't have to watch that Chevy ad over and over, you know? I hate that Chevy guy. If I could throw someone off a cliff, it'd be him. You talk about Bob Seeger? What are you saying? Buffseer was like the soundtrack to all those Chevy commercials in the 90s. So for a while I was keeping track of the colors of the rooms. Because I was like, oh, this is going to mean something. No. It absolutely does not.

Much like the numbers don't mean anything. Oh, they mean a lot of things. They mean prime numbers and they mean coordinates and they mean permutations and they mean factors and... Until they don't? Clear. Clear. Clear. Clear. Four, three, two, clear. Zero. Zero. Trap. What? Z. Fuck you. Fuck you in your weird letters I'd love that she dropped a Z in there. Like four times, I get it, you're Canadian. Don't rub it in. So we've got Quentin, who's the cop.

He's the hard ass. You think he's going to be our point of view character? Until he inexplicably isn't. Until he isn't. No one in this movie is good or likable or a hero. Except for a movie Kazan, but I kept waiting for something to happen with him. I kept, I thought that he was going to be the person that put them all in there. And then he was like sort of faking this, this condition and he was all of a sudden going to be like, and this is why I did it th.. And th. And th. And this why, and th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi. the. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the. the. the. the. I did it. I thought it was going to be game over from Saul. Mm-hmm.

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so you know, I'm the cleric, I'm a cop, so I'm the fighter, because it's all a big D&D party. They're like, what are, what's your special thing? And she's like, nothing, a math magician, a math magician, a math tradition, and she doesn't tell that. She can't figure out that maybe her thing is math. I don't know. I mean, you wouldn't think that math would have any use in a dumb movie. Or a cube. You figure out that it's 14 by 14 and you're done. You're done.

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And I was like, I'm not even going to tell you. And he's like, well, what are they doing? And I was like, is this movie's fault. Do you have any idea how they got in there? Someone took them from their homes and put them in there, but not anyone, not anyone, not anyone, because no one's in charge. So no, one woman was eating paroagies and I thought, I'd like some paroagies. Yeah, me too. What do you talk about a paroagies in Canada? Because I was. Maybe they were just trying to get the Pittsburgh crowd on board. You were like, yeah, Ian's guys want some rickies. So we've got Kazan, who's the autistic fella.

We've got Holloway, who is the doctor. Has she been in another movie we've done? She looked familiar to me. She did, but I don't think that I didn't, I don't think so. She'd bunk go somebody else, I guess. And then, Wrens, or Wren. I like that you're saying it intentionally wrong, because who cares? Who is the escape artist, who dies almost immediately. I literally have the note,

the Ren is not particularly well cast, and then immediately afterwards, I guess it doesn't matter. I liked him because he was tiny. And if you're gonna have a guy that escapes or prisons, he's gotta be a tiny man. He just was trying to be like hard and like, no, I guess wizened would be the word. You jackass's will never figure this out. Yeah, but he didn't look like that. He was like, heh heh. You want a worth of the original the original the original the original thors's thors thor's thor's thor's thor's the wer's th, right? That's the team.

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And he's like protecting, he's been protective. And then all of a sudden he just throws everybody into the wolves. Why did he drop her? Oh, spoiler alert. She said, spoilers for Cube. Um, because she said that he had his kids, which was true. I don't know. Yeah, it was like. He was. Because she disrespected him, I guess. They come up with a jackass plan where they're gonna hang her out the window on four shirts. And she's gonna swing, but she's gonna take all of the slack and then swing, which is not how it works.

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Everything starts getting more and more fish-eyed. Like everything starts like bending. I don't know. There's 1,000, or there's 17,576 rooms. Yeah. I wrote that down. That's important. Okay, so there's a scene where he's talking about

designing this thing, right? Yeah. And he says that nobody is in charge. He didn't ask any questions. But then he also says, I looked. No one was in charge. What are you even talking about? He had a bunch of phone calls with people too, but just didn't... Who were they? What are they doing? And then they're talking about building a widget in like Cambodia? And it being a war machine? I don't... It doesn't... Katie.

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David and Helen are friends, the fuck is this movie? Yeah, they have like a weird tender moment for no reason. And she's like, you really opened my eyes. Opened them to what? To what? About what? This is on par with last week's sudden romance and puppet master two, between the teethy guy. Oh, you mean I'm not.

At least nobody makes out in this movie. You know what, I'm not really sure? I'm not really sure that the cop understands what an x-ray is. No. I do remember being like, oh yeah, once again, Quentin has x-ray vision. It's my job to read people, like an x-ray. There's a lot of things that you read that might make more sense than that. Like a book. Like a book. The internet. Or Wikipedia, yeah. I don't know. I mean, I just don't know what. I do have the note that give us the boot you pig is my new favorite OI record. I like that a lot. And then he gets, so the cop is beating a dude with, because they're using boots to set up up up up up up up up the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their that's. their their. that's. that's. that's. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the internet. the internet. the internet. the internet. the the the the internet. the the the the the the the the the internet. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the things.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooometea. things. toooooooooooometea. I. I. I. I. I gets, so the cop is beating a dude with, because they're using boots to set off traps.

Which is a good idea. Yeah, yeah, the escape artist. Yeah, the only good thing the escape artist did. He did that and then immediately got acid the escape. He did that and the face. That was great. I liked that. Yeah.

Yeah. gets the acid dumped into her face when she's laying on the floor in the camera, she's like, I'm gonna hang out with this for a few, I don't know, hours. Let's see what happened. Which one was the beyond? The faulty movie, Louisiana, zombies? Lucio! The the tarantulas that moved like this across the floor and bite out people's eyes. Vague, very vague. Was there a man in the basement covered in oatmeal? For the oatmeal? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. For the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, their? Uh, their? Uh, their? Uh, their? Uh, their? Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, t. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, For sure. Yeah, yeah, I remember that one. It's a good-ass movie. Better than this sack of shit. But at one point, the cop just starts beating Dave Matthews with the boot. Yeah.

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That's my recollection of it. Did you like the room that was noise activated? I did, I did too. I really wish it had taken out the cop. Or just all of them. I wish this had been a total player kill. Yeah. It very nearly was. Yeah. It was so tongue.

I mean, I'm grasping for things to say other than, boy, howdy I hated this fucking sack of shit. Boundless human stupidity. That was another good album title. Yeah, no, that I actually liked. That's a very 90s conceit, you know. So they beat up, so Quentin drops Holloway. I'm still talking about the plot. Okay, go ahead.

Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Quentin drops Holloway. Goven and worth. I hate it. Beat up Quentin. And leave him behind and take Kazan and they go back to the room where the bridge is.

Wait, quick question. In that time period they also find the body of the acid guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was he in a different room? Or... No, they just thought they were going in circles. That's how they figured out the room's room. Is it like a Rubik's cube? Should I think of it that way? Think of it more as the cells that the monsters are in in cabin in the woods.

But I liked that a lot. That's because these are just filled with shitty. You open each one of these up and it's just something shitty. Or nothing at all. But I was, like, I have the notes like five notes in like how did they not know these rooms are their their their their their their their they're they're their their they're they're their their they're their they're their their their like five notes in like how did they not know these rooms are moving because you would feel there's no way to mask that feeling when your room is moving. Sure and also they... Or did they only move when they weren't in them? No it seemed like it was on a timer. Right. Because at the beginning they're like, oh do you hear that sound? It's like, it sounds like Hvac? Yeah. So it's that's it moving, they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they's like. they. they's like. they's like. they's like. they's like. they's like. they's like. they's like. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they're they're they're their. they're like. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. they're. they're. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. their. their. their. their. the their. their. their. the their. their. their their their their their their their the the the their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. So that's it moving. But then later they feel it moving and the camera shakes.

Why? Why? Why? Why? Because they just realized they should be doing that? I think they totally retconned that whole thing. And the camera was shaking? They're like, how do we figure that?

the whole time. And they're like, but, but, but, move it now. And then we'll just film a scene and stick it in earlier about H-track sounds. That'll do it, that'll do it. So in- I'm theyrea. So in my research on this movie, the rooms to change the color was a really long, tedious process. That's dumb as fuck. I know, and they were expensive.

They were supposed to be six different colors and they couldn't afford the sixth gel. What? It's a low-budget movie. So, they had to spend all their money on CGI wires. So, each of the colored rooms, they would do all of the scenes for that room. So if it was the orange room they did, you know, they went to the orange room multiple times

throughout the movie, but they would do all the scenes in that room at one time, which I think doesn't work in this movie is to its advantage. I don't think anything in this movie this movie this movie this movie this movie this movie this anything in this movie is to its advantage. So Leavenworth and, I'm sorry, Leavenworth, that's them together, because they're now together. There are a couple. And Kazan have made it to the bridge room. And it's opening up and Kazan gets through, goes towards the light, Carillon.

And there are, and then all of a sudden, Quentin, who they had knocked out, comes running into the room, stabs Levin. Didn't see that coming, to be fair. Okay, okay. Did you? No? No, I didn't see anything coming in this movie. Because nothing had come whatsoever. And then, murder's Worth. And Worth killed him as well? Kills Quentin. He gets dragged by the cube. Right, because they hold him in place.

He holds by his legs so the cube smashes him. And then Kuzon just walks off into the light. And then Kuzon just walks off into the light. Yeah. Which I kept expecting him to turn around and going, game over and then walk away. Nope. He just walks into the light. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. the light. Right. the light. the light. Right. the light. Right. the light. Right. Right. the light. Right. Right. the light. Right. Right. the light. Right. Right. Right. Right. the light. Right. Right. the light. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. the light. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. the the the the the light. Right. Right. Right. Right. the light. the light. Right. the light. the light. the light. the light. the light. the light. the light. the light. the light. the light. the light. the light. the light. the light. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the the the the the the the the the the th light. Yeah, we don't see what's out there. I kept expecting him to turn around and going, game over and then walk away. Nope, he just walks into the light. This was real bad. Yeah, there's like some flame throwers and acid and wires. Yeah, those are cool things. I like those things. Yeah, big fan of those things. You know why this is on Hulu? Why? Because they're remaking it. Oh, do you know what else is on Hulu? What?

Next week's episode? No, it's on Netflix. Cubed zero? Oh, oh, are we doing it? Are we doing it? Are we doing a story arc? No, we are not. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. the the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I watched both of them for the sequels and the prequel? Yeah. Prequel?

Yeah. It's a... I don't think I can get down with that. It's a shittier cube. It's just a smaller cube. It's just like four boxes? Yeah, but. And they're like round port holes to get in and out of the sequels look like hot, but. Also apparently the remake was supposed to be

cubed and was supposed to be April 2015. Well that's coming up. Oh wait. Oh shit. Thanks. My final note on this movie? You ready? Hmm. I guess. Boo! So many O's. That's a whole line and a half of O's. Boo! I got damn hate at this. Well, let's read this hate then. Let's hate this movie.

On a scale of one to mean. Two! The acting is wretched. The story is stupid. The effects are bad. of vain. On a scale of one thing to mean. The acting is wretched. The story is stupid. The effects are bad. The characters are unlikable. And it's not visually interesting.

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P. Parcel of Terror! . The Crypto-noseU-R-I-U-M dot com and it's full of handmade, horror, cool shit. I think that's 100% accurate. Yeah. I love that Beetlejuice magnet.

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Oh, it was amazing. Yeah. I wish that this, I think I was wearing sweatpants at the time though, so I'm glad that it was in the kind of film. We're not going to be like showing her full bodies on this way. No, we're not all this cool shit. Yeah, Cryptocurram.com, go there, go to the Barcela Terras, sign up for it, join the order of the Thin Vale. Give Jason our podcast best friend, all your money.

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Yes. Katie, I'd like to read you a review from iTunes. Love these. Good iTunes. Leave us a review. And maybe you'll get red. And find out who left us that one star review. Find them, murder them. Just kidding. Put them in a cube. Just kidding. Give them a chance to get out. And I'm reading this one for a specific reason. It's that I get exalted in it. Oh. I am in love with this podcast.

Whoa. Let's take it slow. By cinematically correct. Five-star rating. Cool, cool. I love listening to Katie and Alan every week. It's like having two old friends. Well, I'm not that old. Yeah, I'm pretty old. Like having one old friend and one young friend. I'm old and 34. Tell me about the latest movie they saw.

Not only are they funny and my go-to-podd-gast every week, but they are amazing people. Aw. I spoke to Alan on Twitter and he was kind, professional, and encouraging. This is your job! I would recommend them to anyone looking to watch a horror movie or just, or even just have a good laugh. Oh, that's really nice. It is, cinematically correct is a new podcast. Oh, cool. Yeah. And should go check them out. Yeah.

And you were nice them on Twitter? I'm professional. I'm professional. Good day, sir. Regards, Alan. Hey, guys, guess what? I'm nice too. Hey, guys.

Guess what? I'm nice real dick on Twitter. I spend most of my time on Twitter just being an asshole. Isn't that what it's for? I think so. I think I'm doing it right. Apparently you're just being professional. Hey, thank you for that review. That's super, super nice. And cinematically correct, go check them out. Yeah.

I mean, I do buttoned my polo all the way after the top. Speaking of extreme things. And speaking of dudes, let's do another movie next week. I guess so, yeah. You want to go hiking? You know how I feel about hiking? Do you want to watch other people go hiking? Yeah, I guess so. Do you want to watch their movies? I know.

We're doing the ritual. It's new on Netflix. It's a Netflix movie. Netflix is just making us watch their thia thia thia thia thia thi thi thi thi thi-fix thi-so-so-so-so-a-s thi-s thi-s thi-s, thi-a-s, thi-s, thi-o-o-o-a-o-o-o-s, thi-s, thi-a-a-o-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a, th. th. thi. thi. thi. thithe the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the is American. No, it's not. No, it's British. The other one was, what, Indonesian? Indonesian? Yeah. It's the only Indonesian film we've ever done. Yeah. It's a fun movie, though. I remember liking that movie. It was scary. It was weird. Yeah. Maybe this one will be weird and scary too. Who knows? We'll find out. When we record next week, next week, next week, next week? Next week. I like that. I like that that that that that. that that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the the th. It's a th. It's the the the the the the the the the th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the th. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It is is th. It is th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the th. It's a th. It's th. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's the only the only thi. It's thi. It's the the the th. It's th. Find us on Facebook. Find us on Instagram. Alan will be so pro. We are wherewulf ambulance on Instagram.

Wherebulance on Twitter, where I'm very professional. Uh, where off ambulance at Gmail. We love getting emails. We've gotten some recently that have been... Touching and we can't read them on the air because you're pulling at us, yeah. You don't want me to cry on the air. I kind of do, but not today, not today. So keep those coming, keep the reviews coming.

I was thinking we should do shirts again. Let us know if you guys want us to do shirts again. Let us pre-order them this time so we don't end up with a bunch of two X-Ls. You still have this? We have four X-L t-shirts left. Get in touch. Just single X-L. Yeah, we got both ends of the spectrum are gone. Yeah. I think that's it, right?

I have one more thing I want to say. I want to tell you the directors of Cube, which I forgot to tell you to say to say Natale! One of the emails that we got definitely said that you singing, It's a spicy meat ball, get stuck in people's head. And that may be so. It's a spicy meat ball. Then you were listening to another episode of Wero Fabulance. Chau. I don't even know where that came from. I hate myself.

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