Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 167- The Ritual (2017)

Episode Date: March 12, 2018

This week we're dipping back into that Netflix well of original content with the 2017 film "The Ritual." Special topics for your consideration include: hiking/camping/rain/the woods/other eminently hateable things, advice for mugging situations, throwing cake at cats and what comes afterwards, hot dogs on the outside and the entire lifespan of "Carvelling at Carvel's Carvels." Did you miss our other Netflix originals? Check out Episode 154- "The Babysitter" and Episode 161- "I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House." Have you seen this one? How did you feel about it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   Check out our sponsor this week as well: Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) where cool horror stuff gets handmade and then lovingly delivered to your door in the form of the Parcel of Terror on a monthly basis. You can also sign up for their secret society, The Order of the Thinned Veil, in which you can profess your love for all things Halloween and be rewarded handsomely for it! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

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And? Camping? This movie totally reinforces all of my opinions. Oh my god, to the umpteenth degree. To the babillionth degree. It's usually make you not want to shop for vodka late at night. I mean, I don't do that as a general rule. I only go to the liquor store in the morning.

It's the best time to go to the liquor store? Sure, sure. Uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This movie was suggested to us by a friend of the podcast, Dan Goldberg. And friend of the podcast, John Tritino. Yeah, good guys.

Good guys both. Oh, man. Thanks, guys. Great wearers of glasses, I would say. Oh, yeah, for sure, for sure. But Dan said that we would probably not hate this. That's a good summation. Let's find out if he's correct. Hello Dan, hello John. Hey guys. Hello Katie. Hey, Alan. How you? All right, I'm inside. How you? How are you? You know what? Let's cut out all of our adverbs. Is that an adverb? Just, I don't know.

Is, is them connector words? That adverb? How are you? Okay, how are you? I'm doing well. I'm better than these bumbling dumboes. Oh, man. Oh, God, hiking. Yeah. Hiking. You know, like my, I like, my cousins, hiking. Yeah, hiking.

You know, like my, I like, my cousins like to hike and stuff. Sure, sure. Hiking this, hiking that. You're just fucking walking uphill, you know what I mean? I like taking a nice flat walk in the woods. Why in the woods? Just walk on the street. It's better there. No, it's pretty.

The street? No, the woods. No. I like them trees and birds. It's full of bad guys and ancient gods. And Swedish people. We've been hitting the Swedes a little bit hard lately. Have we? We got to let the right one in. Oh yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right. And that's that's it. That's also an argument for not going outside in Sweden. So much snow. You got that in Sweden, something bad is going to happen to you. That's true. Especially if you break into a nightmare witch house. So we start off with five friends planning a lads weekend. I love lads. Sure.

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What was I going to say? Oh, I was wondering at the Appalachian Trail mention was a shout out to the descent, since this movie is very much the dissent in a lot of ways. You mean male descent? Yeah. Yeah. What if the, like, the government them ladies? it is it's the descent meets Blair witch Meets The end of cabin in the woods kind of yeah, yeah Yeah

It definitely feels like but what if what if dudes descended you know what I mean? I definitely have the note this is kind of the descent but with men. Yeah, yeah, so? So? Robert gets killed in a liquor store by some junkies. Because Luke, who is, Rave Spall, who was Noel in Shonda the Dead. Dick in that movie, Dick in this movie. I love him as a dick though. So he's also one of the Andes in Hot Fas. Oh yeah, yeah, you're right.

But he's like, he needs to get some more booze and everyone's like, it's a Tuesday. We're just going to go home and he's like, ah, but what if drinking? Yeah. Everyone's got that friend. It's true. And if you don't, you might be that fact. But, uh, so the story they go into is being held up. Robert is stuck out in the open open, Luke. Loo the open. Loo thoom open. tooom. too. too???? too. to. too. too? too. to to to th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. thi. to to to to to thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the their their their their thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the they go into is being held up. Robert is stuck out in the open. Luke hides and does nothing as Robert is beaten to death.

That's too quick. Does that make you think what you would do? Yes. Yeah. I made up my mind a long time ago. Not to walk in anyone's shadow. Sorry, that I would, if put in that situation, I'm putting myself into harm's way.

Like, that is my goal, is to just run towards the danger. Because I don't think I could live with myself or the other option. Also, if someone asks me for my wedding ring, fucking have it, take it. I watch this movie with Robin, I was like, if this ever happens to you, he's like, oh, take him, now I'm giving my ring. I don't care, like, here, have it. It's just stuff. Listen, guys, if you're ever getting robbed and someone's starting you with a weapon, give him your shit.

Yeah, just give it to him. You can get more stuff. You can always. Like, don't get hurt or have someone else get hurt because you needed to hang on to your iPhone. You know what I mean? No. I do know what you mean and I saying no, don't do that. No, don't do that. I had a, I think it was a grandfather, a great uncle that was a machinist of some sort

and got his hand stuck in a machine by his wedding ring. And it was like a legit, like, because some, and I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. I, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thin, to thin, thin, thin, thi in there that they were like, listen, we can cut your wedding ring, or you'll lose the finger. And it was like a legit like, because some people were just like, I can't break that bond. And he was like, you cut the fucking ring. What do you talk about? Yeah, right?

Oh my god. Well, the fact that anyway, dumb-doms? Well that shit back, solder that shit back together? I know it gets back together, but I'm sure you can fix it. Sure it can be fixed. We're going to the fires of Mordor. We do whatever you have to do with that ring. Honestly. So then we immediately wake up in a tent with Luke and they're like city boys mountainous, it's raining. They're not outdoorsmen.

No. They're like city boys. Yeah. They're like us if we were like, well I guess we've got to do this now. I would never do this. Dead friend or not? You know why? Because none of my friends would want me to.

It's true. They would say, Katie. do that. They're kind enough to ask you to do this. I'm gonna ask me to do that. But okay, so we've got Luke who's the guy who doesn't help. Right. We've got... Phil? I want to talk about Phil. I feel so many things for Phil. Why? Because I feel so sorry for Phil. Yeah. Everyone else takes actions that cause them to be in this situation except poor Phil. Well, he just takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes took took took took took to took th th th th th th th th th th th at that that that to to to thi thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. thi th. th. th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to be thi to be to be tol. tol. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. that's the guy the the. them to be in this situation except poor Phil. Well, he just buys the wrong shoes. Yeah, yeah. It's a totally innocuous error. It's true. And it's again like, they don't know what they're doing out here.

No, but like, you know, Luke let this guy die so they're there. Hatch decides that they should go through the woods, so they're there. Dom starts a fight, so it gets, fucks everything up. Phil is just like, guys, guys, guys, guys. Until he's just totally cracked. Yeah. Real quick, hutch? Such a good nickname. Yeah.

But do you want to be hutch? I feel like I'm not a nickname guy. Nah. Me, I'm not a nickname person either. No. No. No. Don't call just calls by our fucking names. Don't call me, Hutch. It's my Pearl Jam reference for the day. I'm glad you got that one in before, my day's almost over. Yeah, Phil is the put up on man in this situation.

Poor Phil. So they're going hiking. I felt like the dialogue was really sweet, really good, like, bro, hanging out dialogue. Maybe it's coming off of the cube, where the dialogue was... Was there dialogue in that movie? Yeah, I didn't remember it. Yeah, it burned a hole in your brain and fell back out the other side. Oh, is that what this gray matter that's coming from my ear is?

That's the cube juice. It's making me stupid. Uh, but, so they're walking along, they're talking shit, none of them want to be there. Hutch is the one who's like, at the beginning, like, trying to make the best of it. So like, we gotta do this, we're doing it for Rob, we're out of doing it for. And he's the alpha. He's the hands the hands, he's the compass. So he's the buffest.

He's the downtown or downtown Abbey's out of all of them too. I don't know what that means. He was on Doughton Abbey. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah. Yeah. Should I watch that. I watched the first season. Yeah, it's fine. I have to I should bypass that. I'm fine with you never watching that. Okay, thanks. Especially if I can get you to watch the wire at some point. Oh, man. Tis my life goal to get you to watch the wire.

A friend of mine tweeted the other day something about, if you get mad about spoilers, their throwns, their to-sooes, thoes, thoes, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, to tho, to to tho, tho, tho, thi. No spoilers! Never gonna see it, am I? Sometimes I'll just tell you all about it one day. We'll go up for coffee and I'll explain the entire part of the wire to. Better call Saul, is that the wire, breaking bad? Breaking bad. Okay, I didn't see that either. Fuck.

I only watched the first season of the Sopranos. Yeah. How much madmen have you gotten in? Zero. Okay, all right. You know how many episodes of the IT crowd though I've seen? All of them? How about extras with Ricky Drubace? I can only do so much Jervais.

Oh, I love him. thi. I hate this. He talks about it incessantly. I love the IT crowd. I love, I love it. Like, moths is like a life goal for me. Yeah. And I like we're supposed to pretend that Roy isn't hunky. Or moths for that better. I'd love the episode where he figures out that he could just put his cell phone into his pocket.

And then flushes the toilet and dumps his cell phone in the toilets like that's why. That's why. Thank God for television. Yeah. We're still. All right, so we're back in Sweden. We're back in the cold. We're walking around.

Dom twist his ankle. Of course, because someone always twis always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always always their their their their their their their their their. stupid ankle. Or his knee, or his knee. They switched it up a little. And it's fucked when you see his knee. You're like, oh, you're done done. Also, literally happens in the descent. Remember the woman's bricks are like, yep. Sure, sure, sure, for tip for anybody going hiking, if you've got someone with a bum leg, stick to the road. Because once you go into the woods, it's really rough to rain and it's really hard to walk. to walk. the the the the the the the the the the the to the the the the the the the the th. Because. Because. Because. Because. Because. Because. Because. Because, th. Because, th. tho. thoom. thoombunit. thoombu. th. Because, thoomorrow. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's, th. It's, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's, th. Yeah. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the. It's thea. It's thea' thea' thea'a'a'a' thea' thuuuuuuu. It's thu. It's thu. It's thu. It's like, the. It's really rough terrain and it's really hard to walk. Sure, so what do they do? Going to the woods. Right into the woods. Beautiful woods. So gorgeous.

What's beautiful about woods? Is it the trees? It's the trees, it's just the, the ambience. I just thought it was really gorgeous. And I thought they was shot very nicely. Those scenes were like, you see them walking at a distance and you're just catching glimpses them around trees. I thought that was really haunting. Oh, do you know that Andy's circus produced this movie? He plays Gullum in the Lord of the Rings movies.

I did not know that. I did not. He's also in that Black Panther movie. It's a good time. You know, I'm not going to see it. No, you're a comic book, right? It is a comic book. Oh, fucking comic books. Get out of here with that shit. Is it Marvel? Yeah.

You guys are you going to see it, huh? Yeah, I already did an episode on it. Coming out. Oh God, oh God. In case you don't know what we're talking about, we're talking about Alan's other podcast. Marbling and Marbles Marbles. That was the best way that's ever been said. You should just take that clip and put it at the beginning of every episode. I'm gonna... Marbling and Marbles Marlboro. I'm actually starting my own podcast.

It's called Carvellling at Carvel's Carvel. We're doing an episode of Fudging The Whale. I love Fudgy the Whale. We'll do an episode on Santa Claus. I want them all. How much did your brain explode when you realize they were all the same mold just in different directions? What? What? What do you mean? Hold on? I'm looking it up. What do I look at? Carvel? Carvel ice cream cake mold. Carvel mold, alright, right, right. Oh my God!

Oh my God! Oh my God, I got to watch her mind explode in real time. Look it, it's just... Fudging and Santa are the same mold. I feel like I could just ruin Katie's childhood. I'm gonna eat it. Carveling, Carveling, Carvels, Carvels. Well, I'm not doing the podcast now, thanks, it's ruined. Whatever. You know it's ruined.

Whatever. You know, it's a great name, though. And if I ever changed my name, it's gonna be Fudgy the Whale. Why are we not talking about this movie? MC Fudge the Whale. So they go into the woods, and immediately everything goes to shit. Yeah, because they're in the woods. And it's pissing down thuing down thuu fs thu f soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon as they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go in they go in they go in they go in they go in the woods they they they they they they they they they they they they they they go in they they go in they go in they go in they go in they go in they go in they go in they go in they go in they go in they go in they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go the woods. they go the woods. the woods. the woods. the woods. the woods. the woods. the woods. the woods. the woods. the woods. the woods. the woods. the woods. the woods. the woods. the the the the they go in they go in they because they're in the woods. And it's pissing down rain. Yeah, it's terrible. And it seems like as soon as they go in the woods,

Hutch forgets how to read a compass or it just stops working. I think it's a Blair Witch's issue. Right. Um, and so they get to this, do they find the elk in the tree first? Yeah, before they go to the house. Okay, so they find this elk that's strung up in a tree with all of its entrails just on the floor of the forest. What do you say? The hot dog's on the outside? Yeah. The hot dogs on the outside. And I love this bit because they're looking at it and Luke goes, it's still bleeding. the the toubts. their. the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. tree. their tree. their their their away. Yeah. And I was like, oh shit, you just, that can me tingles up my spine. Yeah. It was bumpies. It's nice. It's a very nice touch. Yeah. So they take off and it's raining. And they're like, we need to set up a tent. Oh my god. The flashing lights and then seeing a house in the woods and your thought being, I should go to that. Yeah, I should the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. It's. It's. It's. It's the. It's the. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. the. the. It's. the. the. the. the. the. It's. the the the. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's go to that. Yeah, I should go there. Have you not seen Blair Witch? It's literally the Blair Witch House.

It is 100% the Blair Witch House. They've also seen these like runes everywhere. Yeah. What do you fucking doing? I don't know. At the very least, there's going to be neo-Nazis in the woods. There's words everywhere. Rob was trying to tell me that one of the ruins was for protection and I was like, how do you know that? And he was like, I just know.

I mean, the roots were used in ancient Norse religion and all that stuff, pre-Nazis, but, and that comes into play. But, Nazis? No, they're pre-Nazis. So they break into this house. This like abandoned barn-sized house. And Phil loses a bet and has to go upstairs. Or doesn't even lose a bet they're just like you're closest to the stairs. And he goes, up the steps.

And they just start breaking apart the furniture to burn it? And they deserve what they get. For breaking somebody else's furniture? Yeah, for breaking into their house and taken all their shit. So here's the first- Your inconvenience does not give you the right to fuck with other people. But they were cold. Oh, boo boo boo booze. Perhaps they should have checked the Sweden weather forecast.

Vither dot com. I bet it's, oh, oh, I bet it's cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm like a little delirious. I've had a lot of caffeine today, I'm very tired, and it's a bad mix. I'm digging it. I'm sweating and I'm babbling. I'm just weas laughing over here. Let's cruise. So, Phil goes upstairs, checking the room, a stick person with antler hands and no head. Yeah, what was that? Was it a person? Was it made of sticks?

Was it, tell me about that? So it was made, it was like a total made out of sticks. Okay. But then if you notice when the like flashlight kind of pans and they don't notice it, but it looks like there's mumm, I'd get the fuck out. I could sleep in the rain. Just set up your tent. They're fucking waterproof.

Most of them. Yeah, that's true. Why would you make a tent that waive? Uh, I remember camping when I was a kid they probably have fixed that tech now. I would assume that RE-Is on top of that. So Phil gets freaked out and then they all decided to sleep in the same room downstairs which makes sense you would want to do that. Yeah. And they all have, well, so Luke wakes up. So Luke wakes up. And the light just the light, the light, theylu. their light, their light, the light, the light, the light, the light, the light, their, their, their light, their light, their light, their light, their light, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, so their, so their, so their, so their, so their, so their, so their, so their, so their, so their, so their, so their, their, their their th. their th. th. three. F. th. three. three. th. th. th. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their thi. their their their their their their their their th on, which I was like, fuck, you do not get up, you wait till everyone else is awake. You get one of your friends, you get a friend, you don't go look at this shit by yourself.

Never go look by yourself. It's true. Rules to live by. That's the true to live by. And he goes outside, and he. And the convenience store is just covered with roots and like tree limbs and stuff. So good, so creepy. And he relives his friend's murder. And then wakes up when something hits him in the chest. Yeah. And he has five fingers of wounds in his chest. Yeah. Bleeding onto his shirt. This is really happening. But he also hears screaming from inside.

Yeah. All his friends are screaming. Hutch is screaming. Yeah. And has made a peepee in his pants. Like you do. When's the last time you wet your pants? Like full-blown?

Yeah. Uh-huh. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That's cool. I will refrain from asking you the same question. Within the year. You were pregnant not too long ago. I wet myself a number of times while I was pregnant. Once I started laughing really hard because Rob threw a cake in one of our cats and I lost so hard I feed my parents. The cat at it coming.

But that's cake. It was extra. Yeah. So Hutch is just screaming and pissing himself. Gale or Dom is screaming Gale, which is his wife's name. That was really sad. That broke my heart. And when she shows up later, that broke my heart to come.

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It's so like, it's terrifying. Yeah. And I was like, why the fuck am I doing this? There's gonna be an ancient god in there. You know what I mean? You know what you're doing right now? You're chasing the scare dragon? Yeah. I don't want to do it though. It's like, hey guys, I'm cute. You want some fritos? I do. I do want some fritos. I always want fritos. So they get everybody up, get everybody dressed, get everybody out of the house. What's that? They make your tongue wet. What does that mean? They're so greasy. It doesn't matter. So they. So they get. So they get. So the their. So their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. their. th. th. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. t. the. t. t. the. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. true. I they get out of the house and feels like can we talk about that and Hodge is like, yeah I don't want to talk about that. I just pissed myself so I'd prefer not to talk about what just happened. I love talking about peeing and pooping yourself.

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and they're like, oh, there's light up there. Yeah, was so fucking depressing. Yeah. Like I don't know, I know you're not a big hiker, but if you've ever done like... Come on. I've been doing like hikes before and you're like I'm pretty much near the end. Or here's a good one. When you're driving across Pennsylvania and you get to the first of those big downhills and you're like, oh this is the one that's closer to one. Yeah, there's two of them. So it's like, I totally do. That like depression of like, oh I sell so much more of this left. So like when he gets up there and just like, fucking screaming and then looking into the trees and seeing a hand on the tree that then moves, and the thing that moves it is 10 feet off the ground. Yeah. That shot shot th th th th th that shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot that shot that shot that shot that shot that shot that shot that shot that shot that shot that shot. that shot. that shot that shot that shot that shot that shot that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thi thi. thi thi thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that that was in the trailer and I feel like why would you

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But like the the whole idea that it's like a giant elk, but its head is an upside down body? Is that what it was? Yeah, it was like a human body upside down, but its arms were on backwards. Fuck. Yeah. So like I had a look at some photos or something. Yeah, I tried finding images of it online. Dave A.C., a friend of the podcast as well. Event Horizon. Thank you, Dave. Knows the guy who did the concept art for this.

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Oh, you know who would really want to be on that that? My beloved. Oh yeah, bring it back, Blair Witch again. Yeah. We can do it. We can do Book of Shadows. I'm good. I've seen that once. I've never seen it. I'm never going to see it.

It's the wire of movies. Yeah. Not in quality in my inability to be it. You don't have the rods or cones for that. It comes on, I'm just like, where's the television? So, and then he wakes up and Hutch's tent is torn apart. Yeah, and there's blood all over the place. And then they hear Hutch screaming in the woods. And Phil is like, I saw it, but I don't know what I saw.

And how could you process that thing? It's the, though I guess I guess they get used to it. It hangs out for a while and I was like hey so you guys got any cold ones? Yeah, they like have a moment. Well anyway. Yeah. So then very Blair Witch style. Hutch is screaming in the woods. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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And also, I would not be that graceful. No. I'm like cool friend. So they tie Dom outside and then the creature shows up. Yeah. And they all bow before it. Yeah. Creatures so needy. Yeah, he's like any god. Really? Are they all like that? I think so.

Okay. But yeah, he's very needy. But I Are they all like that? I think so. But yeah, he's very needy. But I just, I like the character, or the creature design, because I hadn't seen anything like it. Just the giant elk thing, but it's like, I got a human body for a head. What you got? You said you didn't find any good images of them? No, I couldn't find anything. And then it takes Dom and puts them in a tree,

because that's what it does with things. What is that about? I don't know. I guess it just likes the insides to get outside for a while before it eats them up or something? Do you think it's just like home decor? I'm not seeing that in the store now. Just stuffed animals stuck to walls around the store with a pile of stuffing at the bottom of them. If someone doesn't start doing that Nike, I feel like that's going to get you banned for

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Like Goro. But and then he starts praying and then Luke gets up and puts a hatchet at his head. But and then Luke gets up and puts a hatchet at his head. You like, I like the idea of, that you could physically fight an ancient god. It doesn't seem right. Does it? I mean, he shoots at once too, and I was like, well, that's not gonna work, but it kind of works.

Because he's just a small god. He's not a big god. It's, he, like, as a Swedish lady lady, He is the bastard child, this creature is the bastard child of one of the giants in Loki. And in Norse mythology, like Loki was just fucking everybody all the time. He was basically the Zeus of North mythology. Sure. Like you'd be like, I'm a horse now. Now I'm fucking horses.

And now like he would just like change it up. Yeah, mythology is weird. Yeah, a shouting, Um, steps it in the head, run out of the woods and they have a roaring contest? Yeah, a shouting, shouting contest, so I like to call it. And I was like, can he not leave the woods? Can you not leave because it's dawn? Now we saw him running around during the day. You can't leave the woods.

And he can't leave the woods. It's weird that theyop, boop, over the line and then you're free? It was so, maybe they like, maybe they got all the villagers from that end and they were just like gonna work on moving the camp further. Maybe. I feel like I really like this movie until this third act when I was like, what are you doing? You know what I mean? Oh, interesting. Where it became like dude, bro, adventure movie. Yeah. Yeah.

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Last night I thought it would be a good idea to take two Benadryl and try to read. That lasted about five seconds and then I was face down on a book on my kitchen table. Oh, that's heartwarming and very sad. Oh man, Alan. Nope, none of the above. So I really liked it. I thought it was really fun. I liked new monsters. And this gave me a new monster. Sure.

And still alive. So there can be the ritual too. Believe me, there will be. Still Woodson. I like the relationships. Like the acting was really good. And I like a cult stuff. I like cults in the woods.

Oh yeah. I was scared a few times, like legit like bugged out. Yeah. There's a couple times where you just see the creature and they don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. A lot, yeah. It's not better than the movies that it's blatantly ripping off.

It's not Player Witch or the dissent. But, uh, seven. Seven. What do you think of this movie, Katie? I agree with everything you said, but I think I liked the third act a lot less than you did. I don't want to say that it ruined it that it that it that it that it that it, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thii, thiiiiiii, thiiiiiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, th it ruined it for me, but I feel like it took a very sharp downhill turn at that point because the entire first and second act are Interpersonal relationships and Spooky shit, and then occasionally gore, which is like It's right up your alley. Yeah, but then the third act is like a lot of questions about ancient gods and? Mummies I don't know. I just wasn't that

into it. Sure. I'm going to give it a seven also because I think it's a really good movie and I think people should see it. Yeah. But I'm like, tie that up a little neater. Or leave it a lot looser. Yeah, I don't like players. I know. Either Killless this shit or... Yeah, I that, I thi. I tho. I'm thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. M. M. M. M. th. th. M. th. M. M. th. th. th. M. M. M. M. th. th. M. th. M. M. M. M. M. th. M. M. M. th. th. M. th. th. th. th. M. M. I'm th. I'm thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I ti. I ti. I ti. I ti. I ti. I ti. I ti. I tie. I tie. I th. I th. M. M I don't like this. Either Killist this shit or? Yeah, I thought a lot about Kill List during this too, especially that last scene where you're just like, what? You know, yeah. Yeah. This felt like that, but the last scene, instead of just being the last scene of what?

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Okay. We're definitely going to do it again. Oh yeah, for sure. Every time. I'm doing that. Katie. Speaking of yelling, can I take you to mail bag? Love yelling. Love mail bag.

Via email, wherewulf ambulance at Gmail. dot com, we really received a correspondence from one Sutter Kane. You know, no, I remember him. I remember you. What's that guy's name? Sam, Sam Neal. Sam Neal. There is someone on Twitter that is the thi. the th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the- the- the- the-n-n-y-in, th-y-love, th-y-y-ylling, th-ylling, th-ylling, th-in, th-love, th him. I remember you. What's that guy's name? Sam, Sam, Sam Neal? Sam Neal? There's someone on Twitter that is tagging us in all of Sam Neal's tweets? What? Why? I don't know, but I'm loving it. I like it every time it happens. Sam Neal's like, who are these fucking dicks? He's stoked. He's stoked people. And then he walks down, like, hot, that, like, like, that, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, like, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. stoked. He stoked people. And then he walks on like, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. Like an adventure horizon. I was like, what if Sam Neal listens?

And then here's all the hot, hut, and she's like, yeah, I was doing that. Yeah, it was totally hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. Hot, hot. this and Childs Play 2. Best movie ever. Back to back when I was a kid. He's talking about Puppet Master. Oh, oh. Sorry, I should have referenced that. I remember watching Puppet Master and Childs Play 2 back to back when I was a kid whilst trying to enjoy a chicken pot pie. Now I hate chicken pot pie. Chicken pot pie is pretty dece though, Sutter. Not because they were bad movies. I love killer toy movies.

The scene where Tucky is basically a blob of melted plastic parts that made me hate chicken fuck pie. I totally feel you on that actually. And he finished it with lots of love. Oh, no, he said lull. Oh, no, he said a grandma who thinks that means lots of love. I that I that that that that that that that that that that that that that to to to to to to to that that that. I that that. I to that's to that's to to tho tho thea. I thau. I tha. I tha. I tha. I tha. I tha. thau. thau. thau. thau. thaa. tuca. tuc. tuc. tuc. tuca. tuc. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. t. t. t. t. t. too. too. too. too. too. tuc. too. tuck. too. too. too. tuck. too. too.inks that means lots of love. I thought he really said lots of love and I thought that's very sweet. We can interpret it anymore. We want to think that he said, um, lilac or lavender.

And you were like, that's a purple thing. It's for your bath sense. For your bath sense. So thank you for the email setter. I'm sorry about the chicken's box. See, it's really disconcerting to refer to this man as sitter. I'm assuming it's a man, because I feel like a woman wouldn't use sitter gain as their email. Now they would go with Jessica Fletcher. Yes! Much better. She was killing all those people, right?

One in four people in that town was murdered. So thank you th you you you you you you you you you a where-roof ambulance at GMO.com, the Facebook, the Instagram, the Twitter. Just get on it. Just get on it. Just get on it. Um, what are we doing next week, Kenny? Let's do something fun and dumb. I like those things. Arachnophobia. You guys like arachnophobia! You guys like a raqnophobia? Do you have a arachnophobia? I don't like spiders, but I'm not like terrified of them the way I am of like say horses.

Aquanophobia. I saw Arachnophobia at a sleepover at a sleepover at the youth center when I was about eight. I love this so much. I don't know why they showed it to us. It's not appropriate. It's not appropriate. That's the last time I saw it also. Oh shit. Let's get into it.

So come back next week. It's on Amazon. It's on John Goodman's life. God I love John Goodman. Who doesn't? And we'll talk about Iraq and Knoffa, we will talk to you. You'll talk to us by getting in touch and then we'll talk back and Alan will be providing it. I don't know. And thank you for listening to another episode of Wairwell Ambulance. Bye!

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