Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 172- The House of the Devil (2009)

Episode Date: April 16, 2018

In this week's episode, we're hitting the Satanic panic button and discussing the 2009 Ti West film "The House of the Devil." Special topics for your consideration include: pro tips for babysitters, college dorm room memories, Pittsburgh food favorites: a debate, the era of answering machines and pay phones, and a whole lot of tangential information. Interested in our other Satanic films? Check out Episode 45- "Rosemary's Baby," Episode 77- "The Omen," Episode 79- "Prince of Darkness" and Episode 155- "The Exorcist." Have you seen this one? How do you feel about slow burns in general? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  This week we're proudly partnering with Pittsburgh's own Row House Cinema and their new series with Dread Central Presents! Check out the next showing at Row House Cinema, 4115 Butler Street, Pittsburgh PA 15201: Dread Central Presents: Imitation Girl Friday, April 20 Midnight Tickets: $9 http://bit.ly/RHImitation Row House Cinema Film Club members can use their FREE movie Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Hey Katie, I've been thinking. Have you? We've been doing this for 172 episodes. This is 172. We're coming up on 200. It's not far off. I can see it in the distance. Yeah, it's down there, down there on the horizon. We've been doing this for 172.

As they say. We're coming up on 200. It's the distance. Yeah it's down there down there on the horizon. Down there on the horizon? As they say. I think we should think about becoming influencers. Oh you want to sell shit. Is that what influencer is? I think we're gonna be movers and shakers is what's gonna happen. Okay so I've got a list of top 10 success tips for influencers from Forbes magazine. Oh Forbes, finger on the pulse, tell me more. That thing that all the kids are reading. Sure, sure. First of all, Katie, this is my new powerful influencer voice. I hope you enjoy it. It's more assertive which I think is good for influencing. Find your niche. Are we niche? Niche? Niche. Nike's. That's trademark. I think we've got that. Okay.

We do horror movies. Yeah, comedy. Funny times with horror movies. Dick jokes around horror movies. Self-deprecation and self-flagellation. This might go into number two. Okay. Do something unique. Are we? Everybody's got a podcast. Yeah, but are they all this good? No. Boom, Shackalaka. Fucking nailed it. Number three.

Pick your channels. I don't know what that means. I think they want us to do it either on Facebook or on Twitter or on Instagram. Oh, let's spread ourselves too thin. OK. We we we we we wee we weak weak tho tho tho tho tho to tho tho to tho to tho to tho tho tho tho to tho tho to tho to to to to to to to to to to to tho thoom. to to to to to thin. I like it. Okay. We picked all the channels. We picked our channels. We've just picked all the well that takes care of number four created social media strategy. It's done. Strategy is I pop in once every three weeks and just reply to things in all caps. Am I doing okay? Is that a good strategy? I think you got it? Lots of exclamation points. I'm there regularly once a week. Someone's got to like. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the to. the their. to. their. to to to to to to their. their. their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. their. I. their. their. their. their. their. their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's the the the the the the the the t. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. takes. I. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. the the the takes. I. there regularly once a week. Someone's got to like every comment we get. Fuck, I wish we were better at this. I think we've got number five on lock. Create great content.

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That ties into number six. Be consistent. Oh, God, no one's more consistent than us. I should have done a podcast while I was in the labor. We just didn't release that one, that's just me screaming and crying. Is that cool? You like that? And me being so supportive. Oh yeah, someone's got a towel my face. Alan wasn't there when I was in their name. Now that would be real weird.

Really, fucking weird. And that's why my baby's name is Alan. Just for support system. Seven promote. Let's skip over that one. No, I don't know how to do that. Eight. This is where I think we need to step it up. Okay. And this is where I think the listeners need to step it up. Okay. Co-Lab, which I assume is short for collaborating. Oh Forbes, you zany millennials. That's a Hondo P. The way you use that Forbes 100 emoji 100 emoji 100 emoji Flames flames emoge emoji

Poof emoji And then real poop and then real poop so we need to find a bigger influencer to be our guide into the world of influencing Who I don't know what an influencer is I'm'm 44 you're goddamn year old. That's what this article was supposed to tell us. Engage your audience they're listening now. And that's I think that's not what engaging the means but fine by. And look at the data which I kind of do. I do it a lot less than I used to but I've did it a lot. Yeah I don't really like it as much anymore. anywhere. So that's, I think we're influencers now. Oh, we did those things, right? I'll write Forbes and email and ask them. Have you been looking at sandals?

There are ads for sandals on your sidewood. I have not. I just saw, they're nice, a little slides. I'm not adverse to wearing a sandal. Yeah, I know. I just bought a slip-on adult shoe. Is it an... Okay. Like not to be confused with your child feet? Sure, not to be confused with like a clog. It's just like a slip-on leather shoe. Because who needs shoelaces? No, it they're hard. You have to touch them. Honestly, my dog chews all my shoes and it drives me insane.

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So much stuff that really damaged people's lives during the satanic panic. Oh yeah, ruined them. Like the daycare the, I forget, if the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, tho, the, the, the, the, the, the, tho, the, the, that, that, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thia, the, thia, thatonic, thatanic, thatanic, thatanic, thatanic, the, that, that, that, that, th. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. San, th. S. San, th. S. S. Sa, th. Sa, than, than, than, than, than, that, that, they. Sa. Sau. Sat, saa. Sat, satan, satanic, satanic, satanic, satanic, satanic, satanic, satanic, sat Something along those lines, yeah, yeah. If you don't know about that, look it up, but basically a bunch of kids were convinced by cops to rat out their daycare providers for being witches and abusing them? Right. And it was fucking insanity. After like these church nut-wa-durbs went around and convinced cops that that they were they were they were they were they were they were they were their their their the a Satanist doing this shit. The cops then like relayed that information to children.

Who will tell you anything? And who you can convince of anything? Anything? Oh my god, have you heard of Santa Claus? They still fucking believe that shit? They believe in the tooth fairy. She's just screaming and trying to steal your soul or whatever that movie? Stay in the line! Stay in the line! The other thing I remember about that movie is that they just kept saying each other's

names over and over and over and over. That was the entire dialogue. And that kid was Australian even though he was playing American and said, no, I know. No, aye. Also, I've been listening to a lot of podcasts lately about the West Memphis three. that's thu thu thu thu th. I I I I I th. I that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was tho o' tho o' tho o' tho o' tho-o-o' tho' tho' tho-a' tho-a' tho-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-a. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho-a tho'-a-a-s. tho'-s. tho'-s. thanan-s. tho'-se-se-se-a-sa-a-sa-a-sa-a-sa-a-a-s. tho'-a-a been very interested in that. And that was totally a product of the satanic panic as well. That was what they decided had to have been a ritual killing and that was all they looked into. Oh yeah, yeah. Fucking dummies. I remember when when Columbine happened and like I was a metalhead in high school and like a punk and all that stuff. No. It's weird, right?

You wouldn't know how my dapper granddad look that I have going on now. I was just like, oh, this is just the satanic panic all over again because I was like ostracized in high school for looking like that and being weird. No, but I wore all black all the time. Sure, you still do. I do. Yeah. Although I branched out into a not black shirt yesterday and it was very exciting for me. It was like, I tread it on new ground. You also have that Stephen King Rules shirt from Monster Squad, which is the only other

thing I know you own that is a color. So this movie was made in what, 2009? So this movie was made in what, 2009? Yeah, like 1983. You know how I feel about that, don't you? How do you feel about it? I don't like it. No, you'll like... It's never right. It never feels authentic to me. Okay. And do you feel that way about this movie as well? Oh, okay, okay. Even with the super cheesy 80s TV movie graphics at the beginning of it? That helps. but like the way the girls talk is very modern. Yeah. Their conversation, even just like the language they're using like, it's so weird and annoying that this thing happened. And like there's one of

them says something about like, well that's drama, like those are modern phrases that I just don't think. Do you think it would have been off more off-footing if they had described something as like totally tubular or something? I think that would if you're gonna go go whole hog. Okay. Yeah, okay. Go stereotype. Gotcha. One of those ladies is Greta Gerwig who is now very famous. Which lady? Yeah. What is she famous for? Lady Bird? She directed and wrote that that movie? I don't know what that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is th th th that is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It. It. Yeah. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. I. I. It's. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeahthat movie. I don't know what that is. It's really good. You should check it out. Is it summing up in 10 words or less. A really good movie about the relationships between mothers and daughters. Oh, I don't want to see that. What? What's it's got the sister from Roseanne? Sarah Gilbert? No, the Roseanne sister. Oh Jackie. Yes, she's the she's the mom and she's I don't. She's the the the th. I the the the th. I'm the th. I'm the the the the the the th. I'm the the th. I'm the the th. I'm the the the the the th. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I'm th. I'm th. I's th. I'm th. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S Roseanne sister. Oh Jackie. Yes. Yeah, Lori Metcalf. Yes, she's the mom.

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She said, I've never had an abortion, but I wish I had. That's a real fucking thing. And this woman has a public platform. She's fucking psycho. I often worry or wonder what it would have been like had I had like any kind of public platform like when I was young because I said the dumbest shit imagine. She's not that young. She's like my age. Really? Isn't she? I don't know? Who knows from Linen Dunham? Yeah, she's three years younger than me? Oh yeah. That's like 15 in 2018 though, right? Is it? Oh, God? Let's move on to other awesome people that? thuu. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? th. to? th. th. to? to? to, th. th. to, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. to, I, to, to to the. to to to to to the. the. thi. the. the. thi. the. th. the th. th. God. She sucks. Let's move on to other awesome people that are in this movie.

This movie, I realize, is like a Rosetta Stone for unlocking our podcast and movies we've covered. Tom Noonan. Mary Warnoff from Warlock. Ep-Eaulch. Eps. Yeah, go back and listen to it. Dee Wallace.

She's the landlady. I thought she was a bad guy because she did something nice for the girl and no one ever does anything nice ever. She's just D. Wallace. She's really nice. And AJ Bowen who was in your next. He's the brother who set up the murder in your next. Spoiler alert for your next. Oh, spoilers for your next. Go listen to that episode with our friend Tara. So I just thought it was neat that like oh and yeah Tom in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in the monster in the monster in the monster in the monster in monster in monster in monster in monster in monster in monster in monster in monster in monster in monster in monster in monster in the monster. the monster. the monster. the monster. the monster. the monster. the monster. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. She. She. She. She. She. She's. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She's. She. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She'sthat episode with our friend Tara. So I just thought it was neat that like oh and yeah Tom and Monster Squad he's Frankenstein. Yeah Frankenstein's Monster. He's Frank. Please. We're on a first name base. I see. I see. So this is a movie about a college student who is in need of housing and more importantly is now in need of money to get said housing. Right. Do you go looking for an apartment when you have

none of the money to go look for an apartment? And you live in a dorm that you probably already paid for? Right. Yeah no. But it's a really shitty. I never lived in a dorm but did. It wasn't bad. No you didn't. I still like very, very close friends with the person I was randomly assigned to live in a th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to to to the to th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. thi thi. I thi. th. th. th. th. to go to go to go to go to go th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. to th. to to to th. th. to to the the to the the the the the the the the to th. to the thi. to to thi. to to to to the. to to to to theee. to to to to theee. to to to the. to the. the. to the the the I was randomly assigned to live in a room with so you didn't live with a Slavish sex monster like in this movie I didn't say that Jake K a she's the best and she didn't put a sock on the door she would just leave it unlocked and I walk in and be like god damn it that is so weird yeah like just sharing a space with someone is very intimate like that yeah especially someone someone is very intimate like that. Yeah, especially someone that you don't know.

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And like, not that she is, but just that you could get in there and everything would be all right. Get a single. Oh yeah, that's an option. So it just seemed like, well, let's not pick apart this logic. Let's pick apart the logic of the church bells playing Hark the Herald Angels Sing. Yeah, it's Christmas time, right? Is it? I think so. That's why it was so cold out.

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I will pick it up. By it, I mean the trashes. I miss that era of, of like CD cover art from like Master P. It was just like that that filter of just $100 bills shooting out of something and everything was gold. It's so good though. I agree. It was like the music was secondary to how good the cover art was. Totally. It was an image, it was a brand. And they were just finding their niche and becoming influencers. It's true. Master P was their niche and becoming influencers. It's true.

Master P was the original influencer. One of. There's a payphone in this movie. A payphone? I saw a payphone somewhere recently and I double-taked at it. I was like, who's using that? I can't remember where it was. I feel like every.

I wanted to pick it up and see if there was a dial tone. Just Tom Noonan on the other hand. I like to see, she calls from a pay phone and then the dude immediately calls back. And she's like, how did you get this number? Like, it's the 80s, start 69, come on. Nice. I'll put in a high five sound effect there. Yeah, we can just do one. There it is. And then she has a real cryptic conversation about meeting up with the dude.

Yeah. At that point, I bail. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. The whole thing is too weird, but she's desperate for money, I guess. I'm not really familiar with the area. Do you want to meet at the Students Association? Hold on a second. Sir? A sir? This is the thing that I don't understand and maybe you can explain to me.

So she goes to this weird back and forth with the guy, then he ends up calling her at her dorm and she, you know, it's sort of like a getting stood up, whatever, whatever. Right. And then she goes to the house and he's very cagey about there not being a child and there's actually an old lady and like, oh yeah.

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No, I've definitely done that babysat kids that I've never seen. It's not that crazy. People do it in my home all the time. Watch my baby. She's on a monitor, but like, you don't go up and look at her. If you go in there, I'll kill you, she'll wake up. You just get video of a baby and put it on a monitor. Yeah, I'm just saying like, why did he do that? Especially for what you knew the outcome of up. The beginning is like, this is based on a true story, which of course it isn't, but, right? It isn't?

Isn't it? I thought no, like, satanic things ever actually happened ever anywhere in the world? It's true. they haven't. they haven't. Never, right? Just like no one's ever OD'd on weed. in the name of Satan, but they're not like cults, they're not mass groups. Yeah. But yeah. So they're killing in the name of?

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Aw, that's adorable. Like he just been walking on the beach and couldn't leave him? I just knew it like, I don't know. Yes, I have a full logic for why, but I don't feel like going into it right now. I mean, this movie isthing of like, these shells remind me of my family, like a rally around. You know, when you go on a trip to the beach and you bring home a seashell? He's got a pocketful, wasn't you remember.

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But I think of what I think of bullets and shells, I think of them being as empty casings. You're just digging them up afterwards and being very environmentally conscious. Maybe he's a crime scene investigator in this scenario. Oh, he's hanging out with the Gouli's lady. Where's Gargote? Oh, bum, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba? Did people say anything about that? Do they like me doing the law-an- long thing. Do they like blue can't trail hit him up style? That's all I know. I definitely did not know that's what I put it in the episode.

Did you like it when you listen to it? Oh, I can't stop listening to it. I didn't. No. You've listened to it. You heard it. But it was like, oh, this is like early 2000. Oh I'm sure, I'm sure. Look at me, I'm 19. It's like 17 to 19. The same way that Motley Cruz Home Sweet Home hits me.

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Oh yeah. Yeah, and that was sad. Who amongst us has not cried on the toilet? Like this a week? Sometimes I get to work in the morning, I just go cry on the toilet. Yeah, you need a good cry. Yeah, and then I'll like look through Twitter and then I'll go back to my office. And Barb's like, where have you been?

And I'm like, you don't get to ask me that? I have been in a nunnya. Yeah. Not your fucking business barb. Why is that important? Because there's something going on like environmentally due to like this, the, the, um, um, eclipse and the satanic shit that they're doing. It's like making the water taste weird and stuff. Is, wait, okay, no.

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I'm not buying into that. No. Uh-uh. I'm a sucker for Satan. I wish you would get rid of that bumper sticker. I find it offensive. I park at a church park a lot every day, too. OK. It's just a lollipop with horns, sucker for seeing.

I, I, I, I was put off by the fact that she used pepperoni pizza twice in one day. It's too much salt. It's too much. But I hadn't considered that the original, there's something wrong with the original pizza. Yeah. At least that's my working the theory. Maybe the eclipse is affecting the pigs. Is that why she describes someone as being a ham-faced girl?

Someone says that. Oh, I miss that. Ham-faced. And Megan, Greta Gerwig makes the offend a comment that someone should go around and rip down all those babysitter flyers because fuck those people. And then she does it and her friend gets mad at her but why? It was an act of love. It was an act of love and also like it didn't really put anybody out. No and she got the job. Yeah who cares? It was like she was mad that she didn't get it on her own laurels.

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Yes. You know I smoked a lot of weed in college, right? I was going to say you smoked weed. I watched this movie going, God I bet this is funny when you're high. Oh, it's super funny. It's pretty funny when you're not high. No, you're an adult now, though. I think I'd seen it when I was like 22,

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And also, I think the dude from tied it back in no hard movies. You guys can't get mad that I did that tension. They never get mad. And if they do, they can hang up the phone. So they go to meet with Noonan. And he's real weird. And Megan's like, let me stay. And he's like, oh, I'm not going to pay her too, so that she leaves. But she knew she wasn't getting paid to, so why didn't she just stay?

I don't like it. So she leaves. And then she pulls into a cemetery to light a cigarette. As you do. As you do. Plus she's all, she's super upset. Yeah. And then a guy the guy, a car and says, offers her a light and says,

are you not the babysitter? To which she says, no, and then he shoots her fucking head off. That was gross. And then he takes her cigarette. And start smoking it. Yeah, I likes that. That's when, every time I watch this movie, I think to myself, Shit just got real.

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because his fucking leather face is grandma up there. She looks like she'd be so squishy. Yeah, she does look like, you put your thumb into her cheek and it would just keep an imprint. You know what I mean? Like you should just put walnuts in it and bake her. It's adorable. I love Mary Wernoff in this. I think she is amazingly creepy and weird and she starts touching her. Just talk like, you're really beautiful and starts touching. And I'm just like, no, that's no. Don't touch anybody ever. Even if you love them and even if they love you, don't toubts. Yeah.

Just keep your hands to yourself. She gets them up to $400. That should be mentioned as well. What year do you think this is? Like 1983? 84, something like that. Oh. Inflation calculator. I will put in the sound of a cash register.

$9.85.41 is the same purchasing power. Wow. Yeah, a fucking G. Wow. That's a one in a K right there. That's a one G. Wow, that's a one and a K right there. Yeah, that's a one large. With the extra pepperoni. That's all right. Wow. Yeah, that's an insane amount of money. It's like gonna cover her rent and all that stuff. Yeah. She's not gonna let D. Wallace down because nobody wants to let D. Wallace down. She's so cheery. She's so great. Underutilized, but I think she probably did some sort of favor to be in this movie or something. Yeah. Katie, do you know what I miss from the 80s?

I think probably a lot of things. No, not that much actually. I like 2018. Sure. Except for everything that I was in 1983. Me too, because I was not yet born in 1983. Oh my god, you weren't, were you? Nope. I was in school.

You were her like getting ready for junior high. I was in utero. I'm in grad school. I'm old. I miss entry machine tricks. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Do you remember the entry machine tapes

that they would sell on TV? No. Oh they would take they would take famous songs like oh god I can't remember what classical music so it is but it's nobody's home, nobody's home, nobody's home. Oh that's terrible. And then there was a rap song, these are just lodged in my brain forever. Which is, wait for the beep. You gotta leave your name, you gotta leave your number. I love that. It's like that episode of Seinfeld where George has the, Believe it or not, George isn't at home, please leave a message at the beat. I can't remember like we used to put when I first moved out of my parents house and lived on my own like me and my roommates used to put songs on

our answering machine so you get like 30 seconds of a song. No one wants that you just want to talk to somebody or hang up. My dorm room answering machine which we had an answering machine it was 2001 yeah was like a bouncer wow beat and then my roommate screaming, watching porno! Kids on the phone! Yeah. So I miss Andrew Machine Tricks. That was really good. Now my voicemail is like, hello you have reached the voicemail of my first name, my last name. I'm not able to take your call at the moment. Fuck off. And also when someone leaves me a voice, I'm furious.

Only my parents, my favorite are the only people, like, maybe my doctor, of course. Yeah, that's it. We're done. Yep. So her friend Megan has a good entry machine trick where she goes, hello? Oh yeah, I'm not home right now. She goes, ah! Actually. And I was like, that's really good. And then you get to hear like four more times.

I like how she stole the candy before she died. Yeah, I like that a lot. That was a great bit of acting too, of like the get one and go, oh no, that's not good. Yeah. Let me try another one. Yeah, and then be like, oh, I like those ones. It steals all of those. Yeah.

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why that was the theme. Was the owner Boge? No he was a dick though. We wore green shirts with little Scottish golfers on them and we... Scottish people known for inventing pizza. A valid point also. And we played like PGA Tour 94 VHS tape in the dining room constantly. It was a really weird place, but it was a cool place because you could just smoke weed in the walk-in for anything. God, do you, I missed those jobs. Oh man, I wish I had a real job. I once had a telemarketing job.

Oof. People called in. I didn a real job. I once had a telemarketing job. Oof. People called in. I didn't call out. Why were they calling you? I was basically customer service. Oh, like a call center. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I didn't go to it for a month. And then just went back and sat in and start working again. no one even noticed that I was missing. That must be great. Yeah, honestly. I barbass me where I am if I spend too long in the bathroom. I always spend too long in the bathroom. It's the only alone time I have ever. Sometimes I just want to go to the bathroom without someone touching me, which very rarely happens in my life now. I've got four-legged people.

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That's true. Uh, she, like, immediately gets bored with doing homework. Starts playing billiards, gets bored with that, has a dance around the house, breaks a vase. I got mad at her for dancing around with that walkman on because what if that old lady had called for help or followed on the stairs or something? I'm like, you're still responsible for this person. She's a sophomore on college. What is she know better? She's not like a high school kid. Yeah, it was real weird. But I do like that song. So it was fun. What is that song? Do you know it? It's the fix, I believe, is the song she was dancing to. Okay. Um. Fine. But there's weird stuff

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They paint the Weazer symbol on her forehead, and then they paint a pentagram on her tum tum. They paint the weaser symbol on her forehead and then they they paint a pentagram on her belly and put like a cow skull over it and then they make her drink blood from a cow skull like like well from that woman's wrist. Oh is that what it was? Yeah she cuts her wrist and then dumps the blood into her mouth like some templeum toom the Ma! Sa'a'da'er! Moloram! God, Moloram is scary. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Maybe racist, but also scary. Oh, I mean, obviously racist, but I watched that movie so much as a child. Oh, me too. Yeah. It was on USA Network or something. Yes. Yeah, that's the one that I've that I I I I I I I that I that I that I that I that I've that I've that I've that's that I've that's that I've that I've that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the one that I've seen the most out of all three of them. For sure. The skull thing, I was like, this, this movie just hit pinnacle grossness for me. Like drinking somebody else's blood is fucking vulgar.

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She's like, scientists are still, can't explain why the moon moved so fast out of the eclipse. It was so fast. It just doesn't make sense. It's so fast. Physics makes sense. No, it didn't. But why did that have to have? Like, why did to me like I'm five. Explain it to me like I'm a five-year-old.

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That's so weird, but I like it. I believe it. That's what I believe in my heart of hearts. And then the sad ending to the movie is a nurse coming in. Oh, right. She's in the hospital. Yeah, our heroin is in the house. Samantha's in the hospital. And the nurse the nurse the nurse the nurse the nurse th th th th is th is th is th is the nurse th is th is th is th is the th is th. th is the th is th is the thus thus thus is thi thi thi thi thi thi thuuirs is not thi thi thuic thuic is not thue is not thue is not thue is not thue. You thue. You thuers thuers thuers thuers thuers thuers thuers th is not th is not th is not th is not th is not th is not th is not th is not th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You thu. You thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the thi the thi the thi thi the hospital. Yeah our our heroine is in the house, Samantha's in the hospital and the nurse comes in and says you're gonna be alright puts her hand on her tum tum and says your baby's gonna be alright too. Both of you. Both of you. That's what it was. And then sad music blaze. Because she gonna have that Satan baby. Although it worked out pretty well for Rosemary. She was fine. I don't th. And I th. And I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the th. the the th. th. the the th. the th. the th. S. S. th. S. th. the the the th. S. S. S. S, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the nurse, the nurse, the nurse, the nurse, the the the nurse, the the the the nurse, the the the the nurse, the nurse, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. th. thea. thea' thea' ta' thea' thea' thea' thea' thea' thi. S. S. She was fine. I don't know. I've never seen the sequel so I'm not sure how well. She seemed okay. She seemed to get down with it.

Oh, spoilers for Rosemary's baby. What's the, uh... Oh, never mind. No, ask. When do we have to stop warning people about spoilers? Or is it just for everything? We're not even warning them. Spoilers about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about the Bible about the Bible about about about the Bible about the Bible about about the Bible about the Bibleers about the Bibleers about the Bibleers about the Bibleers about the Bibleers about warning them. Spoilers about the Bible, revelations is at the end of it. Yeah, that monster gonna rise up by the sea.

Satan? The Kraken. Oh, no, that's Clash of the Titans. Scratch that. And that, my friends, and Katie. that, my friends, and Katie. I don't that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, the, the, the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the his friend. You don't need to say friends and Katie, like I don't fucking, like a Venn diagram where I'm in the other circle. I turn to look at you. Jesus. I was going to invite you to the ratings phase.

Oh, well, let's do it then. His House of the Devil. I'll finish that sentence for you. Katie Raid house of the devil. Um, okay, so this guy also made the innkeepers, which is a movie that I liked, but is also very slow. Slow burn. I don't necessarily like that so much as being your schtick. You know? Which one is first?

Yeah. Okay. They filmed a little facto it started bump in. No, please. The innkeepers, they stayed in that hotel while they were filming, the their, their, their, their, th, th, th, their, their, th, th, their, th, their, th, th, their, they stayed in that hotel while they were filming House of the Devil and wrote a movie about being in that hotel basement. It's a nice enough movie. Yeah, huh?

I can't decide how I feel. I just, there's something about it being like, boom, boom, boom, boom, wow, where the bow,wow is like bananas. It's a little disjointed, but it's, and I hate that said in the past thing, you know, I just, I get so mad about it. It's so easy to fuck up. It's so easy to fuck up.

I get that they're trying to incorporate the satanic panic thing, so it makes sense, but it just never like, it's it also just seems very like nostalgic for something that he doesn't, like he was a child during two. Right. The director was going to be Ty West. Yeah, who's like, he's like friends of mine who were in like the Philadelphia West Chester punk scene at the time knew him. Oh, okay. Okay. Apparently he was a dick. Yeah, just gonna, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, he he he th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, he he th. Oh, okay, okay. Apparently he was a dick. Just gonna, just gonna go ahead and slander Ty West here. But a lot of people are dicks when they're teens, who knows. I don't know. Oh my god, I'm the worst. I'm still the worst. I'm gonna give it a six. Okay. I liked it, but it's like it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's like, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, th. th. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. to. thi. to. to. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. thi for something being real try-hard? I think that works.

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That then just goes fucking bonkers. And I like the, like, there's a lot of padding. There's a lot of padding in this movie, like 80% of it's padding. Well, there's nothing happening. I mean, it's not, nothing happens. Literally nothing happens. But for me, like, especially with the, are you not the babysitter scene? Like, the slow build and then like, that's the point of the movie where I think is like the gut punch.

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I thought you were going to react to that, and you just looked at me like, yes, of course that's what it is. I was assuming you weren't being gross. Oh no, that was House of the Devil. This is a movie. It's a movie. It's a horror movie. One cannot deny that it is a film.

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You know what that makes us, right? What? Taste makers. Influencers? Influencers. It's makers. We're flavor makers. Like, uh, what, Winston-Salem Cigarets? Live with pleasure?

No, that's an important. I was thinking more like, uh, Erma Lagase. Bam! Bam! So, gee. Where's that guy dead? What's he doing these days? Why is that funny? That's not funny? Is he dead? No. No. You sit in like, so joyously. Is he dead? This is how I talked to my child. My child? And so I catch myself talking to other people like that. And I think I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that's that's th. thi. th. that's that's that's that's that's th. that's th. th. that's th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. theat. the. the. theat. the. the. that, and I think I've been doing it on the podcast where I'm like, is that right? I tell you're tickling my tummy while you do it? So thank you, Jean, for that amazing story. Oh, God, Alan, no. Happy birthday, everyone. We're givers. That means we love me and want you to be happy. Yeah.

So we're going to do another movie. Yeah, let's do another movie. We haven't done any of the Georgia Rera zombie movies. No, we haven't. So let's keep that streak going. By doing. The Don of the Dead remake from 2004 by Zach Snyder. It's not at the Minerala. It's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. thia. thia. thia. thia. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to thi. to to to to to to to to to to to tooom. tooom. too. too. too. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to to me. to me. to me. to to to. to. to to. to. to to. to to. to. to. to to. to to. to. to. to. to to. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to. to to to to to to to. It's not at the Minerville Mall. It's not even in America.

No. You can't line to me about that, Zach Snyder. So come back next week, watched Out of the Dead. It's on Amazon. Yeah, I rented it. Make sure you watch the remake, not the old one. We're not going to talk about the old one. I mean, I'm probably going to talk about the meantime you can get at us on the internet. Yeah, leave us a review on iTunes. Please. Facebook. Please? Instagram? Please. Taste makers.

Where are we supposed to be pairing down? Oh, that's right. Leave us to review on Twitter? I don't care. What do you guys do? We should get a Pinterest. That's another thing we could not look at. Unprofessional. Honestly, like I'm here doing a job. I'm sorry.

Oh, God. I just scrap the whole episode. Throw that in the... Did you their phone in the trash? Did it? I throw it over there. I feel like a bunch of clothes. It's fine.

Thanks for seeing to another episode of Wearable Fambulf Ambulance. Goodbye. Bye.