Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 174 - Chopping Mall (1986)

Episode Date: April 30, 2018

In this week's episode we are heading back to the mall for some robot murder hijinks with the 80's cult classic "Chopping Mall."  Special topics for your consideration include: Steve Guttenburg, a bygone era of cigarette vending machines and how that is still a thing in some parts of Pittsburgh, Mall life, Rockapella fandom, fun with movie names, a surprising love of robots and so much more! Have you seen this one? Do you wanna take a more trips back in time to the 80s with us? Check out our episodes on these "Cult" classics: Episode 25 - "the Pit", Episode 35 - "Neon Maniacs", Episode 56 - "Texas Chainsaw Massacre", Episode 72 - "The Beyond." Get these and all of our past episodes on your favorite podcasting app! And while you are there how about leaving us a review and letting folks know how much you enjoy the show! This week we're proudly partnering with Pittsburgh's own Row House Cinema and their new series Dread Central Presents! Check out the next showing in the series at Row House Cinema, 4115 Butler Street, Pittsburgh, PA 15201: Dread Central Presents: Penn Jillette's Director's Cut Friday, May 11th Midnight Tickets: ($9) http://bit.ly/RHDirectorsCut     

You don't have to say, I really like Steve Gutenberg in this. I thought his romance with Ali Sheedy was so relatable. Wait, what? Steve Goodenberg? Yeah, and his friend, the guy, Indian guy, who, what's his name, Parker Lewis? Fisher. Stevens? That great Indian actor. Fisher. Stevens. I liked this movie. Spoilers for this movie. I worried that you watched Short Circuit and not Topping Mall. Yeah, the one where the robots get struck by lightning and come to life and become sentient and do their own thing. That, no?

Lightning crash. The person falls to the floor. Did I watch the wrong movie? You may have. Is Steve Goodenberg in short circuit? Yeah, he's the guy. He's adorable in this movie. I really did what, did I do this wrong? Did you really watch short circuit?

No, I wish I had. Why, you were the one to suggest we do chopping balls? I know, I love them both. You wouldn't think that I would love movies about robots. I do. I love them both. Because they're not in th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that that thathea thathea tho tho thathea thathea thoom short thoome thoome thoome. tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. th in space a thing I like about them is their rolly legs you know what I mean them treadmill legs yeah treadmill little Steve Goodenberg running on the robot legs why is he little don't a little because he would have to be to run on the robot's legs sure sure sure that reminds me of what I'm going to use for a mail bag this week. Oh, okay. Mail bag! But it fits in right here, so I'm going to bring it up now.

You know what it's our show, we'll do what we want. There is no format, if you will. I appreciate that about us. Oh, wait, this is Where Will Fambulance. I'm Katie. And we're here with Steve Gutenberg. the podcast Adrian wrote to us, I'm so excited for Chopping Mall. Also, I swear that I listened to the whole episode and didn't just shut it off after the reveal even though Dawn of the Dead reboot is garbage.

Dawn of the Dead. So there's proof that they listened to the whole thing even if it's a real shitty movie. I think we rated it higher than we should havetoo when I was thought about it later, but it's too late now. Everybody loved it. Everyone was like giving us feedback like I love this movie. What? You thought you liked it going into it too though. I did. Maybe everybody watched at the same time I did. Maybe. But did they watch a better mall? A shopping mall? A tap, tap, tap, that's my shopping sound. Not foo-da-doo, foo-da-doo. I like that, though it sounds like lasers like Johnny Five.

Did he shoot lasers? No, he didn't. I just watched it. I don't remember. He just worried about being disassembled. No, disassembled. Broke my heart when I was little... Johnny 5... I love that movie. I loved it when he got mad in his little eyebrow flaps came off.

Why was he designed like that? Evidently all robots are designed with a kill setting. Yeah, I love some... They were, they were military, weren't they? I think so. Because the military I remember being after Al-Shii. But that was for other shit. She had done some stuff they were coming after. What is Steve Gutenberg doing these days do you think?

He's a real buff now? He's like super buff. He was on an episode of, God, this is 10 years ago now, but he was on Party Down. Oh yeah? Maybe not 10 years ago, but a while ago. And he was basically like, what do you've been up to Steve Goodenberg? And he's just like, I'm rich. Oh. I've just have all those money from all the shit that I did in the 80s.

How about that? I guess he invested well, huh? Probably, yeah. He was on Veronica Mars for a little while to you. I have never seen. Steve Gutenberg. It's a different Steve Gutenberg. I thought, boy, he sure isn't cute anymore. That's the guy who paid Google to be the first thing in your Steve Gutenberg search. Well, he is pretty buff. I'm not into buff Steve Gutenberg.

Forgetting I'm out. Yeah. Oh, well. Ah, Police Academy. Three men and a little baby? Three men and a little lady? Three men and a little lady. There were two of them, right? Two movies, yeah.

There was a baby, then a little lady. Johnny Five is alive. Should we talk about shopping mall? Probably. Which does not star Steve Gutenberg, but does star, Babs Craps. And Mary Warnoff briefly. She does have a cameo, yeah. Apparently that guy that she was sat next to you, who is named.

You so bitchy. Paul Bartel, I loved how bitchy was. He was so bitchy. They were just both like, uh, I guess. Unpleasantly ethnic quality. What? You are racist. You're saying racist. It was the 80s. We just talked about church circuit. Everybody was racist as shit. Do you remember the soul man with C. Thomas Howe? I do. Where you took tanning pills to get an N.W.A.C. Scholarship or whatever he did.

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Bump, bump, bump, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. That was beautiful. Let's start a new podcast called Mouthella, remember Roccapella, will Rocapella this shit. Who could forget the zombie jammery of Roccapella? I love Rocapella. I went through a phase in college where I was listening to all like it.

Because Rocapella, straight, it was because it was because of Napster or whatever. You could just get whatever you wanted anytime. Rockapella had a lot of songs. Yeah, yeah. Their version of I of the Tiger? Ah, really good. Bounce, tick, tick, chik, chik-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-t-tow. Bound, bow, bo.

Bow, the in touch. Let us know. Leave us a review on iTunes about how much you like Rockefeller. I started to fill my hard drive with Roccapella. It was bad and stupid. So, chopping mall. Yeah. The stupidest mall security you've ever seen. Oh yeah. Who are they having this much trouble with security that it th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. We. th. th. th. We. the th. We. th. th. th. the. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the to. the the the the. the the. We yeah, who are they having this much trouble with security that it requires this level of technology? Coverage of security? I don't know. When I worked at the Christiana Mall in 1991, 92, 93? Things remembered, right?

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That's fucking gross. Yeah. There was definitely, yeah, I remember a mole. Not the main mall that I went to, but another mall. God, malls were big in the 80s. So many malls. Century 3 is closing up, finally. Is it? I didn't know.

Bummer. I never, I guess you've never heard that. I just know that it's a Pittsburgh institution. Century 3. . Minutes from the mall. You never, I guess you've never heard that. No. That's because you're not from here. No, I'm not. Everyone out there who's from here in their head said along with me,

minutes from the mall. Were you big, did you go to a little mall? Was there a mall that you went to when you were a kid? Ross Park was my home mall. You got the North Way and the North Hills Village. Right. Northway had the weird floor-to-ceiling bird cage and the cheap movie theater. Yeah. Whoa. North Hills Village had hills and you could just smoke in there.

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She also works at the garlic logs. I love that guy. And the thanks. And yamo! Garlaugs! He picks up a spatula, wipes it on his shirt, dips it back in, and then wipes it on his shirt again. He didn't put it on any food or anything. He also talks in a deem, voice. Deem, why do we do the garlic log, a deem. This was the first time doing my research for this movie where I went on to Wikipedia and it said horror comedy and I was like oh snap it's a comedy. You didn't

think this was funny? No I did but I didn't think it was on purpose. Oh interesting maybe it wasn't. Maybe they're retconning the comedy part. It is on Wikipedia after all. In like the in retrospect like Mary Warnoff and Paul Blan's lines at the beginning are like, comedy gold. They have no reason to be in this movie except to be bitchy, which I really like. I appreciate. Also, Barbara Crampton has lines like, good times to the max.

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I would love that. You familiar with the film Cloverfield? I am. I might still have your DVD of it, and if so, I'm sorry, I might get it back to you if I can find it. Don't let me things, I'm terrible at it. I bought it for a dollar. It's all good. All right. Would you name your parody Cleavage Field? Yes, 100%, yeah. Uh, how about the Blair Witch project? I have never heard of it.

The Bear Wench project? Oh. Oh. Oh. Now, what's funnier the more you think about it. Because, you know, he was like sitting in the bathtub and he was like, ha ha, ha, I thought of that one. Like, he just kept like a dry raceboard next to the toe.

A dry rice board and like a bowl of shredded cheese that he's just eating from. Give me that Monterey Jack. No, no, Nani, that's me that Monterey Jack. No, no, that's where the Casadillas. I'm a Gazzadilla. I'm a Gazea. I'm Barrowing's Project. My personal favorite?

Yeah. From the paranormal activities. Uh-huh. You get paranormal titties. I wish. Damn. Parnockerers activity. So much worse. How about paranormal, pair of normal titties? And it's just a pair of tits.

Paranormal activity? No, act. Paranormal at. I was trying to have it take place in a gym so they were going to be like activities. Active, active titties. Pair of normal active titties. Justin Gray hasn't done something stupid that we've said in a long time. Justin, pair of normal active titties. Okay? Thanks. Can I say it one more time? Please.

Pair of normal active titties. Someone bring me the cheese. I've earned it. Yeah. Sometimes what I'm doing research for this podcast, I find a tidbit that I know. We don't do research, by the way. I find a tidbit that I know is going to be golden.

Yeah. I found that I know is going to be golden. Yeah. I found that and I was very excited. That is very good. Perinochers. That's so bad. But it is spelled P-A-R-A. Good. No.

Paranokers. Sure. Ooh. But there are like Roger Corman movie posters all over the small which I thought was hilarious. Yeah, I noticed in the one scene where the survivors are hold up in a store that there's a poster with the director's name on it. Yeah, yeah.

And there's like a Galaxy of Terror poster right next to it. Oh really? Yeah. It was fun. I appreciate that. I mean, if you're going to jerk off, jerk off on yourself on yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself yourself. But also it fits into his cheapness of like, oh you need movie posters? Here's mine. Roll them out from under the bed. I really like the puncture wound death of the first guy that gets killed in the security office or the laboratory slash both that he was in? Slash storing robots right behind you. Yeah robot storage slash surveillance slash wearing, was he wearing a lab coat? Oh yeah, and so was his replacement. Why? What were they labbing? Did you recognize his

replacement? He looked familiar? Who was he? Who was he? That was fiolmah? Who was he? I know? That was, beef from Phantom of the Paradise. Okay, that was not at the Brideley Whitford or something? I know. I've been watching a lot of Brooklyn 99 and she's Jake's dad. Yeah. It's pretty good. It's a good show. It's fun. Oh my gosh, yeah.

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Yeah, why are they there? Yeah, why? They could just fuck at their house. Like, what? I mean, first of all, who fucks in room so weird. She's like, oh, I brought this lingerie. Like, just take it home. You live at your house. It's where you live. Yeah, but they were to spice up their mechanics lifestyle.

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I thought you didn't find Huey Lewis Hunky, so I'm finding your statements very at odds. Well, have you met me? One week to the next, you can never can tell what I'm doing. Who you find Hunky? Let's talk about these robots. Yeah, sure. Why did they have lasers? Why are the lasers sometimes pink? They were, so one of them was blue and one of them was pink so you could differentiate when we were shooting.

I see, I see, I see, I see. I don't know why, it seems like such an insurance problem to have robots with lasers. Yeah, or tasers or any of that stuff. Anything. Anything. I mean, who, you're, I feel like your insurance would go through the roof. Your liability, property and casualty because you you're gonna like, they could easily burn down a store. And I feel like the mall would be responsible for that. I feel like those automatic doors would be increase your insurance. They could crush somebody. Yeah, why did

they have those doors? I don't know. It was like, it looked like the enterprise in there. Because Dr. Stan Simon came in to tell them about all this stuff. You like go to the thing and get the free lunch, you don't buy it, you know? I loved that opening, like a movie that like Marianne Warnoff was watching, where the guy goes and steals from the jewelry store and get shot by the robots. Yeah, he was very short.

He was very short. Yeah, he's very short. Yeah, real short guy. You mean his time on screen or his diminutive stature? He was a smallman. Also, can I ask a question? Please. This is a genuine question. Maybe you know this from doing research, but I don't know.

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super villain in a Bond movie. Either way, he was a visual. He was a visual, or he was just right up the bat, he was like, what? Yeah, but so was she kind of. It was cute. Because they're together because they're ugly, right? And nerds. And nerds. Oh, bark. Well, everyone else is fucking, they're watching, like a crab man movie? Uh, tack of the crab-mating dance ritual that happens in this furniture store?

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goes, Klatu Burana Nictu. I didn't know what that meant. It's a quote from, oh fuck, what is the movie? The Day the Earth Stood Still. the science fiction movie where aliens come, andthat's what the alien says at one point. Do you think Mike would know that? That's what I wondered. Yeah.

But I definitely knew that people involved in John Corman movies knew that. So that was what I thought it was cute that it was in there. Yeah. So Leslie's kill is the first one with Leslie. That is the one who squishes their boobs together for the cigarettes. Smoking boobes. Could you all are smoking boobs? Smoking boobs. That's where you find out that they have lasers. Yeah. The lasers are, um, how should I put this? Indescribable. They are shooting into crowds of our teens and hitting them constantly, but the teens are unharmed. Until they're deadly harmed. What the, I just, it's so bad.

It is so, so, so, so, so, so, so bad. But what about when they blow Leslie's head? Yeah, that was pretty good. Blow it off her shoulders, yeah. Except then when her corpse is laying on the floor, she totally has a head. And I loved that. Yeah, they were just like, bup, bop, bop, bop. But so when the robot kills somebody, it says, thank you, have a nice day. Yeah.

Really liked that. So, when they're shooting up the furniture store and not hitting any of our people, and they hit a mattress with the lasers, and the mattress explodes? Like it would? Mm-hmm. Also, 1986, how is there not a waterbed in there somewhere that gets exploded? Oh, that's such a missed opportunity. Do you ever try sleeping on a water bed? Yeah, my parents had one when I was a child. So stupid. What was th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that that that that that thate and thate and that thate and that that that that that that that that that that and that and that and that and that and that and that and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th and th. And thi. And thi. And thi. And thate thate thate thate thate thate thate thateateateate thateat that thateat thateate thate thate thate thate th ever try to sleep on a waterbed? Yeah, my parents had one When I was a child not good. So stupid

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And she's like, ah, ah, uh, she just loses her shit immediately. Yeah. I can't take it. Greg needs me. Greg. Greg. Greg. So they're all trying to climb up into the air ducts to escape the robots, but the dudes don't get in just the three ladies. Yeah. And the one dude's like, is there a sporting goods store? We need guns.

And the other guy goes, yeah, there's Peckin' Paul's, and Peck and Paul is like this director of super violent movies. And I was like, there's so many nods throughout this movie. You mean like Roger's Little Shop with Pets or whatever? Yeah, that was really cute. Super subtle. Crush Grove, the juice bar? Yeah. Like Crush gruve the movie? Oh. I was like, Can we play a quick game? What was your favorite store in that mall?

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Yeah, it's very tie in the mall and clueless. Oh yeah. And then she dives onto a thing that is seemingly a display for stuffed animals and luggage? So she's fine. So she's fine. And we see, um, one of the kill bots throws a fire extinguisher into Ferdie's gut and then says thank you, have a nice day so we assume he's dead. Yeah, right, right, right. But he's not, he's okay.

Yeah, he's okay. It's just got red toilet paper on his head. Yeah. And I don't remember how that ends. So they've managed to kill two of the killbots and there's just the one that's chasing them. Because the one they blew up in the elevator, one the guy drove the cart into it six miles an hour and killed it. And so this one, Allison dumps a bunch of paint and paint thitter on the floor. And so this one, I was like, what's happening? Her opening the paint cans and throwing the paint goes on forever. A literal half hour.

And I was, I was like, what's happening right now? Why is she doing the paint's not super flammable, I don't think? I don't think so. So it doesn't make sense that it would be. But it turns like, so the, she gets the killbot to chase her and it's a and I was like, oh, that was genius. And then she throws a flare into the store and it explodes like a bomb. Yeah, after she runs through the plate glass window of the store and it's clearly a man wearing a very weird blonde, dark blonde wig and her hair is like very white blonde. It's just, she all she does like, I am Allison. I'm watching a Buffy the Vampire Slayer when they have like fight choreography. A lot the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th explode explode explode explode explode explode explode. th. th. th blows thi thoadies. It's thoadies. It's thoadem. It explodes explodes explodes thoadumoadumoadumoadumoed thoad, tho-s, tho-s, tho-blot explodes tho-blot explodes explodes th blows th blows th blows th blows th blows th. It explodes th. It explodes th. It's th. It explodes. It's th. It th. It th. It th. It explodes. It th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thoed thoed thoes. It's thoats. It's thoats. It's thoats. It's thoats. It's thoooats. It's thooooooats. It's thooats thooats thoire Slayer when they have like fight choreography a lot of the

times the ladies are like dudes and wigs fighting for them. It's hilarious. Like there's definitely a time where like five o'clock shadow is just ripping on one like it's real funny. Yeah she just pulls her sweater over her face and like runs face first through a boy closed window. It works so, doesn't it? So that's the end of the movie. Yeah. Or isn't?

Katie, there's a post credit sequence. No, there isn't. I missed it. Oh, fucking shit. Tell me about it. Describe it to me. The credits go. And they're really short credits which I was appreciated. There's nothing to this movie. And then open on a scene in the

mall. Kilbot rolls up to the camera and says thank you. Have a nice day. The end of the movie. Oh so that's okay I didn't miss anything. No no no no miss the plot. Didn't miss the end of the film. You did not. You know what else you didn't miss? What? Rating's face. Loved it! Nine and a half. Whoa! Yeah, I love this movie. I fucking love this movie. It's dumb as hill. Are you gonna ask me why? It's dumb as hell. And I love short circuit. Yeah, it's real fun. Yeah, it's real fun. It's super fun. Yeah. I'm gonna give it a solid eight and a half. Yeah. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the th. the the the the th. the th. the the the th. the the the th. the the the the the th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the thi. the the the the the the the the thi. the thi. thi. th. th. the fun. Yeah I'm gonna give this movie I'm gonna give it a solid eight and a half. Yeah It's really fun. It's really dumb. It's really dumb But in the pantheon of dumb 80s movies it could have been like there could have been so much shittier stuff that happen in it that doesn't? There's the thing. It makes perfect sense. It does. There's nothing in it that you're like, well, that doesn't make any sense. Right.

Yeah. They're just like robots, security, they go bad, they kill. That's it. Yeah. There's no, we don't have to think about anything. They don't have to explain anything because it's already all explained. Yeah, in like the recent do, do, do, do. Yeah. But there's no need to make up this story that you can't efficiently tell.

Just let it be. And there's also no like, there's not a back story to the robots. There's nothing. No, they were invented. They got stuck by lightning. what 10? We can't call it perfect and give it a nine and a half. I love it. Yeah, me too. I love it. What mall movie are we going to do next week? Um, let's see. No, not gonna do mall rats. How about, uh, mall? Go? Go, go on. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Does Empire Records take a place in a mall?

No, it's a place in a record store. Yeah, okay, okay, okay. I don't know. Why don't we just do House of a Thousand Gorpses by Rabzambi? All right. We've never done a Robbomba. Oh, boy. We've never done a Robert Zombie. Robbie Zombington. Oh boy. We've never done a Rob zombie.

No, we still haven't done a George Romero and look what we're doing. I guess we've done a George Romero. Yeah, we did Creep Show. I guess we've done a George Romero. And monkey shines. And monkey shines. And monkey shines. How could you forget? I think about monkey shines all the time. What do you think about for monkey shines? I think about how how shitty the main character was and how I wished he hadn't won.

You know? He was real bad news. Yeah, I think about the tooch. Oh man, the touch was great. Talking about that guy's hairy ass. For some reason the touch, the touch, uh, in touch, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, to, to, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, to, too, to, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, the touc was great. Talking about that guy's hairy ass. For some reason the touch in my mind, I picture the boss from office space in the like fantasy sex scene that the one guy has. So the tooch just has a hand on his hip like grinding. I'm drinking a cup of coffee with the other hand. So yeah, we're gonna do Rob Zamb House of a Thousand Corpses. Sorry. One thousand corpses. No fewer. One large. He gets a ball of the edge, but we'll talk about that.

It's on Amazon. It's on Fandango for a dollar ninety-nine. I didn't know that. Fandango. Hobo camp? Hobo camp? He was strangers the candy. Hobo Camp? Hobo Camp? Strangers with Candy. Every time anyone says Fandango, I just have to say, Fandango!

I love Amy Soderis. This is going to get vulgar for a second. Just this, this is, just this little bit here, a pair of normal, active titties. But what I think about strangers, the first thing I think about is when she was making out with someone who is way too young for her, asked them if she, well if they wanted to touch her vagina and she hands them an empty tape dispenser. That show was seriously so genius and I feel underappreciated. Yeah, so good. Every episode had like a gut-busting laugh. Yeah, it was really funny. Yeah, Yeah. Well we're gonna talk about another comedy movie next week so let's talk. Wait, what?

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