Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 175- House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

Episode Date: May 7, 2018

Oh Rob Zombie, what hath you wrought? This week we're discussing the 2003 exploitation/gross-out horror film "House of 1000 Corpses." Special topics for your consideration include: the permanence of being Dwight Schrute, Allen's feelings on trick-or-treating being scheduled for a non-Halloween day (spoilers: HE'S MAD), swearing for the sake of swearing, the genius of Christopher Guest movies, "Dr. Satan" and bumpbumpdunnahbumpbumpdunnahbahnownahnow (so, SO much mouth guitar.) Do you like movies about weird families killing people? May we recommend Episode 23- "Sisters," Episode 43- "We Are What We Are" or Episode 56- "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2"?  Have you seen this one? How about Mr. Robert Zombie's other films? How do you feel about them? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  This week we're proudly partnering with Pittsburgh's own Row House Cinema and their new series Dread Central Presents! Check out the next showing in the series at Row House Cinema, 4115 Butler Street, Pittsburgh, PA 15201: Dread Central Presents: Penn Jillette's Director's Cut Friday, May 11th Midnight Tickets: ($9) http://bit.ly/RHDirectorsCut Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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100% no. Would you eat the fried chicken? Yes, in the parking lot. I'd get gas and then I eat the chicken. You know what I'm not doing? I don't do haunted houses. No? Not at all. Too scary.

Too scary for me. Oh, I love that. I just can't. reduced to a screaming, crying harpy. They're just social anxiety triggers for me. Please stop yelling at me. Please stop yelling at me. Yeah, I'm sorry, dad, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to spell the milk. Jesus.

Not to change the subject. No, please change it. Do you agree that the side that said fried chicken and gasoline sounds like white zombie lyrics to change the subject. No, please change it. Do you agree that the side that said fried chicken and gasoline sounds like white zombie lyrics to you? Yes. I think they were the lyrics to the song in the opening montage. I think they were. Oh, because I had the subtitles on.

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Courts. I was surprised how quickly everybody dies off except for Denise. Like, they kill everybody. I don't even care though. Did you like them at any point? No, no, I was just I expected more of them to hang around for a little while longer. But like you, like in Texas Jane's on Massacre, you're pulling for Sally, aren't you? Oh yeah. Yeah, I don't give a shit about Franklin and he's fucking. No, you don't give a shit about it. I wish his name was Dwight in this movie.

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Oh, man. Oh, the generation of polio by Jenny McCarthy. What is that? Oh, you know, she was all big on the anti-vaxing movement. Still people, people believe that. Can you believe that? If you're an anti-vaxer, hang up, I don't want you listening to this. Not the first time we've said that.

Really? Yeah, vaccinating your children. Vaccineate your fucking children. Hurt immunity, it's real. It has to talk. I heard somebody today say that their kid has an egg allergy because they got them vaccinated. Nope. Nope. Okay, I'm done.

Friend of the podcast, Justin Gray. Egg allergy. And polio, so weird. Just kidding. He's fine. He's fine. He's fine. I just saw him this weekend. He's fantastic. He's a good guy. Got out of that iron lung, huh? For that egg allergy?

Yeah. Um, years ago he told me to watch this movie for one specific scene. Okay. He agrees that the rest of the movie, not so good, but he really loves one specific scene. I want to guess which one it is. Okay. None of them are good, so what could it be? I want to tell you.

Okay, just tell you. It's a dad laying face down in the puddle after he's been shot and cop on his knees with the gun in the back of his head, when the camera just keeps panning out on Bill Mosley like holding the gun to his head? No, no remember of this movie. And Justin was like it's a really good scene. It's really well shot. And I feel like it's kind of like listening to a song going, mm-mm, good note. Yeah.

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What song is that? That's a good song? You don't remember. It's a white zombie song. Probably something about a 65 Thunder Kiss or something. But like, you know, like that, it's sort of like, just that old like hot rod, like, cartoony aesthetic I like. Sure. But that doth not make it your own thing when you're just redoing Texas chainsaw massacre. And I think it to this movie's detriment, it really chops up the narrative, which was having some troubles as it was, you know? Sure. And I wonder if those were actually in there to try and like fix that? To make it seem less disjointed because it seems like... Because you're not watching the whole story all at once. Right, so we're making it more disjointed to make it seem less disjointed. That doesn't make any sense, Robert Zambi.

Have I done my Jimmy E. World joke on here? No. That they've been around long enough that we should start calling them James E. World? No, I like that though. It's kind of the Marcus Mark of jokes, but I'll take it. My Spotify notified me that Jimmy World is playing here next month. And I was like, you know what I'm doing. I'll go get in the middle with you. I saw them over 20 years ago. I have never seen them and I loved Clarity in high school.

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that's it. That's all there is to say. You want to go to the ratings face? Could we just end the episode right there? I think that's it. That's all there is to go first on this one? I really like Rob Zamb. I feel like I could really like be brows with him. I feel like if you was here you would just be hugging him. I would. This is short. Yeah, yeah, it looks like he should be short. Yeah, and like just wearing like bell bottoms and scarves and I'm like you're doing it. He's like white Lenny Kravets. Remember what Lenny Kravitz wore that giant scarf? I love it! It looks so comfy.

I didn't hate this as much the first time I watched it. Again, it was that thing if I know what I'm getting myself into. And it probably helped that I watched a bunch of interviews with Rob Zombie before I watch the movie. You were just like, you're my friend, and I love you. It's a five. Just a five. It's a five. If you like it, you're going to like it, that kind of thing, but it's not for me. It's not for me.

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Yeah. This is that. I feel like those few lines we just exchanged some up our podcast where you're like, it's bad. And roll credits like, yeah. And roll credits. Question mark? Question mark?

Dooddle. I mean, yeah, it's like, I think we've covered all of the things that are wrong with it. Five. There's also some good gross shit in it though. Like putting your dad, someone's dad's face on and kissing them with it. And like that autopsy footage where someone just like finger in a bust up mouth. Yeah, just boo-bidi-boo-bid-bibbid. Not a fan. And like they cut off, um, part of, they cut off Jerry's skull.

Yeah, I appreciated that. That's fine. Sure, I'm. That's all. Yeah. I think Brian Posane gets killed in the next one. Spoilers for the next one. Yes, spoils for next week as we do a... No, no, wait, I'm sorry. No, we're doing something even worse next week. As soon as I walked in, Alan pitched this to me and I was like, yeah, right.

Well, before we give them that information, because we know that they Yeah, they don't listen to the end. Can I read you something that we received in Durn of Mailbag? Oh my god, you're doing so well. Yeah. From Dakota. Hedder of the email, thank you. Oh, you're welcome, Dakota. Just wanted to reach out and say thank you again for always supplying great content. Great content. Not just content. Great content., that's part of us being... Influencer! Yes, yes. The word I can never remember and I'm like, integral? Nope, that's not it. Integer's.

Nope, nope, nope, nope. That's something else. I try listening to another horror movie podcast that shall remain nameless. There are others? We'll call it the next part but I might give away what other podcast it was. Anyway. You're gonna get mad about this though. Me. One of the hosts argue that Queen of the Damned is a better movie that interview with a vampire. That you probably don't care about because you've never seen

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Just because corn does the sound, oh wait, that actually makes it a worse movie. It makes it a worse movie. Duh. Duh. Katie. Yeah. I have a question for you. I first are you going to put any white zombie or rob zombie songs in this in this in this in this in this in this in th songs in th songs in th songs in th songs in th songs in this episode. Any or all of them. Thank you. Is there particularly what you'd like? No, they're all the same. Yeah. I'll just do a

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What is D-Short for? D-Nus. D-Skidder of Twisted Sizzeder. Should we drink Twisted Ice Tea while we do this? I'll pick some up. I'll get a six-er. Oh, that would be really funny. I think so too. I'll get a sixer. I'll get six. Oh, that would be really funny. I think so too. I'll get an Uber home.

Twisted ice. I had drank too many twisted ice teasing. You're gonna take me home. We're gonna be Strangeland. Strange land. Is that available? Yeah, it is. It's a bargain bin. It's a nice price. Like you're getting a good grapefruit. It's a nice price for a grapefruit.

You're gonna make sure you tap it to make sure it sounds good. That's a watermelon. No, I like to imagine you're there in whole foods. This one is good. Okay, okay, the grapefruits. They're delicious. So we're going to talk about strange lights. It's on Amazon and I'm sure other places as well. Yeah, I'm sure. Like a fendango.

This is one of those, it's like, this is going to be funny. I have not seen this since I was maybe 14, but I gotta say, it scared me. Or we're gonna be really depressed after we watch it. We're not though, I watch the trailer, it's gonna be really funny. Okay, good, I don't wanna be depressed. So let us know if you're excited about Strangeland.

Let us know that you are excited about Strangelan. Suggests other rock and roll movies because they're gonna be fun. Yeah, we were trying to think of other movies made by... Oh, I just thought of one. What is it? Rock and roll nightmare by... Rock and roll nightmare by the musician Thor. I've never heard of that. Oh boy, howdy. Captain Howdy? Oh, so find us on Facebook.

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