Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 176- Strangeland (1998)

Episode Date: May 14, 2018

In the second half of our horror-films-by-metal-musicians rock block, this week we're discussing the 1998 Dee Snider movie "Strangeland." Special topics for your consideration include: a visit to the basement of Rotten Tomatoes, the life and times of Dee Snider/Twisted Sister, a time when piercings and tattoos were controversial, bad police work, dialup internet and amazing catchphrases. Do you like movies about the horrors of technology? Check out a few of our other episodes: Episode 48- "Unfriended," Episode 134- "#Horror" and Episode 98- "The Ring" (VHS is technology too!) Have you seen this one? Did you like it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Alan. Katie. Do you want to play a game? You know I do. Okay. This is a game I came up with today. Are you ready? I am.

It's called. the game. took. It's called Rotten Tomatoes, the basement. Let's do this. Okay, so here's how the game basement. Let's do that. Okay, so here's how the game works. I went back through all our old episodes

and picked out some of the worst movies we've done. Okay. And then I went on Rotten Tomatoes and got their rating. And then I want you to guess whether this week's movie, Strangland. D-Snate-Nangeland has a score, a rotten tomato score that is higher or lower than the movie I'm going to name. Can I ask for a point of clarification? Yeah dude. Is this reviewers or audience? It's the one that comes up when you click on it.

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I'm Alan. This is D. Snider's Strangeland. The 1998. This movie scared you when you were a kid. It did, what was I thinking? You know what? I think it's that catheter scene. Why is there a catheter scene? It's just cut to catheter, cut away. Did you, like I did, lose your mind when you realized that was Linda Cartelidane in the movie?

I did. You know why I didn't recognize her? Because she gets no fucking scenes? You know it's her face that starts the movie out and I was like is it is that a baby? Is that a Lindsay weird? Is that the woman from whatever the Netflix show was about family? Oh with coach. Bloodline? Bloodline. I liked the first season.

Me too. Me too. the third season I didn't even finish. Why is this in his head? Is it? I don't know. .......................................................................................... the. th............. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the.......................................................................................................................................................................? I don't know. I watched the first episode of season two. I was like, nah, I'm good. Yeah, because they bring in the kid.

Never bring in the kid. Guys, if you're writing something, just don't bring in the kid. No, no, don't. This movie doesn't. This movie. It does everything else wrong though, so let's get into it. I do want to ask you a question. How you feel about Twisted Sister? Oh, like them. Yeah. You know why?

Yeah. From just for that scene in Peewee's Big Adventure where they're doing, you're gonna burn in hell. You're gonna burn, and hell. You know, you know, the words. Do you know that Twister? I love them. Yeah, I mean, they're totally no-brainer, like heavy metal.

Their early stuff is a little bit more ripping. They're good. Yeah, it's a good time. And D. Snader seems like a good enough guy. Yeah, if you get a chance, do some research on a research, to research, to research, to research, to research, to research, to research, to research, to research, to research, to research, to research, to research, to research, to research, to research, to research, to research, to research, to research, their, to research, to research, to to their, their, their, to their, their, their, their, their, to their, to their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, to to be, to be, too, tooom., tooomorrow, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, no. to their, no. their, the PMRC and handing them their ass. It was amazing. Parents Music Resource Center, they're the reason they have the explicit thing on CDs. Tapes back in the day. What do they have now? They put it on MP3's?

Yeah, they do. They're tagged. Oh yeah, I guess explicit, like all of our podcasts on iTunes. Except for the th dirty 16 or whatever songs. Like Little Nicky by Prince was on there. It was like, it was songs about sex and they're like, oh, I don't like it sex and Satan are bad. Yeah.

And he just went in there and like, totally laid it down. It's amazing. Nice. Yeah, he's not, he's not a dummy. No. And he, he might be fooled. He also has, I know he asked Paul Ryan not to use, we're not gonna take it in his campaign anymore. And also like some pro-life group was using that song too. And he was like, ah, nah, nah. That's awesome. Yeah.

Also, Freddy Kruger in this film. Also Amy Smart in this film. Who is Amy Smart? She was the blonde niece who knew how to use the internet. But why do I know her nowadays? She was also in Varsity Blues. But why do I know it? I do like the crank movies? Do you? I like the second one? I think she was in those. She's just been in stuff. She's a good actress. She's in the butterfly effect with Ash-a. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. the, I. the, I. the, I. the, I. the, I. the, I. the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the in those. She's just been in stuff. OK. She's a good actress. She's in the butterfly effect with Ashton Kutcher, I think. Which I don't know why we haven't done that movie. It is bad. It's a horror movie? I feel like we should do that in the Richard Gere in the the the Richard Gere.

I like that because it's filmed. the campus of the University of Pittsburgh. Mothman is okay till Mothman calls Richard Gere on the phone. Hey, Richard Gere. He's like, I heard you put a true, then you phone, blah, blah, blah. Why is he underwater? I don't know. Because he made that bridge fall down. Oh yeah. Yeah, I've been into that town. the t time I thought he died in a hang gliding accident. It was a regular ass plane. Why did I think that? I don't know. I have spoilers for John Denver.

Oh man. So this movie opens on like chat rooms. Do you get into chat rooms? No. You were just not the right age for it. Yeah, I didn't get into the internet until like 2000, like, oh this was 98. But I didn't get into like, I got like an email address in 98. Yeah. I think that's when I got my ex-alarkey X. Excuse me what? Ex alarkey. Excuse me what? Ex-Alarkey X. I put my own name into the word anarchy.

Oh my god, you should start a system of government or lack thereof. But it would be straight edge because I've had an ex-one either side of it. I don't know about that part of the next movie. We're gonna get drunk. We're gonna drink. We're gonna drink twisted and I see. Oh, we do. I can run. I can't. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. thi. thi. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Dairy. We'll get drunk printer at the next movie. All right, well probably not. Not tonight. Not tonight. Not tonight. It's all one, all in one. Could finish off this bottle of aqua veet. Oh, what is that? I think you've tasted it before. What is this? Aquaite? What is it though? It's a alcohol. Li. their thi. It's th. It's alcohol. It's alcohol. It's to to. It's alcohol. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's all. It's like. It's like. It's a. It's all. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's all. It's all. It's all.to that. Did you like how Lindsay, or Linda Cardellini's look was like very now?

She had like a choker and a flannel shirt and I was like, you, in 2018. But she, to take it back, she had those, her bangs were like, greasy and hung in front her face. The tendrils were a thing. So she's telling our friend who's, thi, I, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, was like, was like, thin, she's, was like, was, was, was, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was like, was a thin, was a thin, was a thin, like, like, like, thin, thin, thing. So she's telling our friend who's like I can't believe you're going to meet someone online and she was like in the future we'll all be meeting and marrying online. Yep, she was right. 100% right about that. Way to go, D. Snyder, Proposy 1, fulfilled. Yeah. That's about where this movie ends in terms of realism or acceptability, would you say? Yeah, because the website that they were on was amazing.

What was the website? I don't remember, but it was just like, it just had the word welcome over curtains. Oh, yeah, no, that was like their windows. That was like the home screen of the computer. Oh, it was? I thought it was. Oh, I thought it was the computer. I love the scene where, so the, the, Cartelini goes missing. Quickly, moments into this movie, she and her friend Tiana.

And then Mike comes in, we get Mike and I, I'm slumming it, Elizabeth Pena. I don't know why she is. She seemed too good for this. I don't know what I knew her from though. She's, she was in like, like, she's a decent actress. And I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, th. the, the, the, th. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. C. th. th. for this. I don't know what I knew her from though. She was in like TV back in the 80s and 90s. She's like really, she's a decent actress and I was just like, what are you doing here, lady? What's going on? Yeah. What about that shitty Amelia Estabelle's partner of his? I love that guy.

Did you? You talk about Christian? Detective. every opportunity he gets. So Mike is Detective Mike Gage. Kevin Gage is the actor. You think they did that so he wouldn't forget? Gage. Now this is me? I'm here. But every time they talk about a piercing, they were like eight Gage

and he was like here and they're like, no, Kevin, sit down. Go back to craft services, Kevin. This face partner, Steve Christian. No, really? Steve Christian. I thought it was like a sister Christian reference. Well, if Steve's got a sister. Yeah. So, but I love that when Detective Mike, dad of Linda Cartelanlon he comes in and he's just like, oh this computer's on and fucking unplugs it. Yeah, he couldn't figure out how he just hits it a couple times and pulls the plug. Oh, it's fucking ape. I mean, I want to say something about this man. Yeah. His face does not move in this entire movie. No, no. He doesn't get upset. He doesn't get sad. He doesn't get happy. He's not relieved. He has to get sad and then

get over it at one point. And all he does turn around and close his eyes, no facial expression change. Oh right, and he does blank. He does blink for extended periods. It's very bad. It's very bad. How did you, how much did you enjoy hearing the dial-up sound though? I loved it. I love to. And then you had that moment of like your heart catching, wondering if this time was going to work.

A lot of the time it didn't. I'm finally going to get that misfit song if I just leave my computer on overnight. And then you get it and it's really just like a MIDI file of it. You're like, come on, I waited all night. I would probably still listen to Middy Skulls when it came up. So our first look at D. Snyder is he's doing pull-ups in a very menacing manner, right? Yeah, it wasn't bad. He wasn't buff. Yeah, he's like a ropey dude.

He's tall. He's um, who do we used to describe his ropey? The guy from pumpkin head? Oh, Lentendrickson. Very ropey. Very ropey, man. Yeah, I mean, I think one of the appeals of Twisted Sister, like back in the day, is that he was a six-foot whatever like giant dude with like giant blonde hair, basically in drag. And just being like, I'm the toughest fucking dude in the room right now.

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Like if I get tattoos, nothing below the cuff or above the like collar of a shirt. If you have to go to court you don't want anything exposed, kind of shows you what kind of life I grew up in. Not like if you want to get a job, maybe don't have devil rides on your neck. What's that? Devil rides? I don't know. It's literally two words that popped into my head. God I hope somebody gets that now. So that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I the th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm that's th. thi. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. th. th. that's that. that's that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm to. I'm toooooooooo. I te. I to. I'm. I to. I to. I to. I to. I t. I somebody gets that now. So, but that's what this movie's about. No, I hope nobody gets that. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? I'm covered in stupid tattoos.

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So this is a sort of a welcome to my world situation. Oh yeah, I was like, oh yeah, eight gates. No, I wasn't. I was like not like that at all. I can't wait to get to that. I feel like we've referenced it in a in a in in in so it's time we talked about it. Linda Cartelini and her friend Tiana are both missing. Yeah, the mom calls to let her, let them know that she never came home. Right. Still got that, not worried. Not worried yet, but they're high school kids, you know, high school kids.

And this is a time before cell phones too. So if you got stuck somewhere. Snyder's loincloths and boots look? Uncomfortable. How do you feel about modern primitive? I don't know what you mean? That's what he described himself as. Oh did he say that? That doesn't make any sense. Is that like tiny houses? No, it's a people that are into the piercing scene to get back to the way we used to be. Okay, that's what I was trying, but he, but, but, but, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. the. the. to get back to the way we used to be. OK, that's what I was trying. But he was also trying to die, right? Well, it's like the ultimate, you know, piercing. Piercing the veil of death. Piercing to death.

I mean, he does that like, that hangy thing too? Is that a suspension? that ever word? Suspension? Yeah. People really do that, don't they? I know people who do it. Why? I don't know.

I mean, it's like this, it's supposed to be very meditative and like. So's fucking yoga. Get yourself down there, schoolhouse yoga. Pay ten bucks and do some downward dog. I'm sorry, I'm being judgmental. Everybody should do whatever they want they want they want they want they want they want they want they want they want they want they want they want I mean, it's very shocking when you see it for the first time of someone having hooks in their back and being hung from the seal. Sure.

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They bullet out. It's Tiana ninetious. I like Tiana for the moments that we knew her. I barely knew you. Yeah. And in the car they find a septum piercing one of the big like pointy bullhorn. I don't know. Because it fell out of his giant nose. And he did not rip it out because it gets ripped out later. Yeah. Spoilers for this movie. I remember a band I really liked Dystopia. I still like them. And seeing a the the the the the the the the the the the picture. I the picture a picture a picture a picture a picture a picture a picture a picture a picture a picture a picture a picture a picture a picture a picture a picture. I their. I th. I th. I th. I th. I barely. I barely. I barely. I barely th. I barely th. I barely th. I barely th. I barely th. I barely th. I barely their I barely th. I barely th. I barely their I barely their I barely. I barely. I barely. I barely. I barely. I barely. I barely. I barely. I barely. I the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I. Spoilers for this movie. I remember a band I really liked, Dystopia. I still like them. And seeing a picture of them and the drummer had one of those. And he was wearing a ski mask.

Yeah, but I was like, so there was a point where you had to put your nose piercing outside of your ski mask. Yeah, so they find this piercing and are like, what is this thing? What could it be? Oh, I have an instant Marguerite, I don't know. And then my favorite character in the movie rolls up, tattoo guy. He's got like two, two, three piercings, maybe? Maybe. We don't know what's under the jumpsuit. She can be clear.

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That's not a thing, I don't think. I don't know. She just loves like search engine three times? Like, search engine. Search engine. And then she looks at the camera and winks. Why, I don't know. They go to the clubs, Zimbabwe. Wait, wait.

Oh, sorry. No, no, no. I'm getting ahead of us. Go ahead. I just want to talk about how D-'s like, he was typing this, but this is what appeared on the screen. I was like, you did not. You did not take the time to figure that out. The time to figure that out. You need to get into suspension or a hobby or something.

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But I like that they had on dayglow, like, latex masks that they ripped off and I was like, well, there's something interesting going on now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah it it guess. And then, uh, the cops are just like, you know, this place sucks. And I'm like, yo, this place sucks. And they leave. They don't talk to anyone. They don't question anyone. They don't look around.

They're like, let's get out of here. They just get out of there. And trying to die and he's mad that he doesn't die, right? What was he going to do with like why did he bother kidnapping his people? What are you doing? How? What is your end game? He just, he chokes out that guy that looks like alternative Galagher. Oh, Gallagher's listening to his right. I am alternative. Smash. And you're just like, I wanted to die. I was so close.

And the guy's like, I don't care. Yeah. Get off me. Yeah. Can I my 30 bucks? I do know. I do know. So he finds, Detective Dad finds Captain Howdy by a barking collie. After he delivers the line, we're going to arrest your mega bite and ass. Did you say that? That's good.

Oh, that is good. He doesn't call for backup. He just goes in. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. Is this how cops work? No. So he goes into this lair in this suburban house. Also, did you, this ir in this like suburban house. Also, this town was like Helverton, Colorado. The population is 350,000?

Yeah. It's like just a mid-sized city that doesn't exist. I mean, why would you? That is completely populated with people from New Jersey? Yeah. Interesting. Were you getting a vibe of the dead sneaking into the house? Tell me.

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What the fuck, dude? You told me to buy it for $1.99? You told me it was on sale. I didn't think you had a Roku. I don't. Yeah. Well, they-nobst. the tian, thuf ice grape commercial I never experienced.

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Why she had a cat? Why? Why do they just piss on her? Oh, because you know why there's a catheter so that he can hit him in the face with piss when there's a fight. Oh, is that what happens? Yeah, he picked up. So.

As if that's like insulting to him. Piss slapping. What do you do? Literally like piss slapping? Body mod? Only tattooing heavy. Do you think you could only afford to tattoo half this body? Think you ran out of money? It's expensive. He went to a tattoo artist and said, how you make me look real dumb?

The tattoo artist is like, what about just half your body? What if we bisect this? Half tribal art. And it's just like, uh, like, college bro tribal stuff too. It doesn't look cool. Sorry if you have those tattoos. All over your face. I'm not gonna tell you to hang up because apparently I'm scaring people off. If Carrie King is listening right now, I'm sorry.

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Like there's just so much metal on one side of his head. And he has like three piercings in the bridge of his nose, you know what I mean? Like it would be very difficult to fit them. He said to someone who had that N-wereen, and wore, and wore, and wore, and wore, and wore, and wore, and wore, fit them. I said to someone who had that N-war glasses and I was like, it's a weird combo. So greasy, the grease that would happen there is very upsetting to me. And also why not just get a magnet and get rid of the arms of your glasses. I love that. See I'm a problem solver. You are. I'm an influencer and a problem solver. Let's let's market this. How can we get money? thrific-that's just emphatically piss in your face. Look, get excited about whatever you have to. And then the no check-offs piss.

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them in on the photograph of what it looked like I love that I love it I have the note what a wig what do you think that's about his fucking amazing wig oh when he when we meet him when he's in coming out of prison ponytail and he looks like he looks like a cadaver he looks like data now you know what data's dick would look like it's D. Snyder in her wig wait data's dick is D. Snyder and a wig I don't like that at all that's why they couldn't show it on the TV. That's why.

He looks like Dato wearing a wig of Jackie from that 70s show. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't do. I'm feeling it, yeah. And dress like a top Mr. Roger sweater. Yeah. He's very like, And dressed like a top Mr. Rogers sweater? Yeah, he's very like, and he's very, like, all of his clothes are a variation on baby poop color. Like, Linda Cartelini is rescued at this point for the first time.

Yeah. And he's, the dad's like, I'm going to get you out of here. And the other people were like, sir, I'm a victim, excuse me, officer, he just walks on the house. Howdy has let out after four years for being insane. He wasn't insane at the jump? Like they just figured out like four years later. Oh, he's like crazy, he can go home now.

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Or that's what he needed to be to be to be to be to be to be the their their their their their their. He had his health insurance, well you cut me, come on. I have psoriasis. So he goes home, his lawyer comes outside and he's like, oh ladies and gentlemen, I just want to say that my client is a very, very sorry for everything he did. He doesn't want to say anything. And then he mousy D. Slenider comes like, I just want to say I'm sorry. Yeah. And then the most southern woman that's ever existed walks out of the crown, you sorry, son of a bitch. Yeah.

But she's like a weird, sexy kind of church lady. She's like wearing a lot of makeup, but also a high-collared dress. Yeah. Yeah. She makes no sense. It's okay because later you see your tits. Oh, you do! And standing away from the crowd at his house is, what's his name, Jackson Ford? It doesn't matter? Jackson Roth. Old drunk Jack. Slash.

Robert Englin. Freighted Krug. He's like, someone's gonna take him out. I mean, vigilante justice in the, when the law has failed you, it's a bad idea. I'm not trying, I'm not defending it. Also, especially when you're a drunko. Yeah, and a scummo too.

Just because you're jerking it in cowboy boots. No, he, there was like an implied, like implied domestic violence thing going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's also just drinking in cowboy boots. Yeah, sometimes you got a, like a leopard print thong and was like, well, I've never thought I'd see Robert England like this for the second time. I've seen this movie before. Sure, sure, sure. Um, so Jackson and his friends, he calls G-Man, which I really...

G-no. G-Man. Because it's not New Jersey. Hey, oh, welcome to Colorado. They're going to go get Howdy. Mike the cop has been watching Howdy's house, sees them take him out. They don't tell us that Mike has been watching the cop has been watching Howdy's house, sees them take him out. They don't tell us that Mike has been watching the house. We just see him parked across the street.

There's no like, oh I'm going to keep an eye on him. Oh, I'm having trouble after my daughter's, you know, kidnapping. All we see is her having a nightmare that is like the last of her emotional state we get. Oh yeah, yeah, the like, the like, the like, the like, the like, the like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the like, the like, the like, the, the, the, the, th. the, the, th. the, the, the, the like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like's having. Yeah, yeah, but like that's that's it. Yeah. No more time her attention is given to her needs. Well I mean, no it's it sucks. It's boring. It's boring not to like to just treat women so shit. No, I agree. I think it would be boring to explore this line of the plot. They're just like, well, shh. Anyway, let's continue on and we'll discuss what happens to Linda Cartelani.

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It's the flimsiest of branches. But wait, but wait, when they're driving away with him in the car, he sees him. the detective dad, see him, and then they run over the bottle of pills. The only pills there were. Yeah, and I believe Detective Dad dramatically looks away at this point, too. He was like, I didn't see nothing. Yeah. I was looking at your house and no one knows why, because they didn't tell us in the movie. It wasn't in the script, so I'm not sure how to behave. So what's my motivation? Just slick back hair and stubble.

What's your motivation? Done and done. Howdy hits the ground. And how did the howdy's hit the ground? Oh wow. Oh, different songs. They're all the same. Of the era, though. Of the indeed.

And this is the part where I lost my shit watching this movie, hits the ground, stands up and goes, Oh, what a rush. Yeah, I like that a lot. That was like the beginning of the Legion of Doom. The, uh, I believe it was them coming out their tag team And they would come out and go oh what a rush and then their song would kick in I hope it was I'm otherwise I'm sure we'll get some email thank you Mike Bolton. Yeah what a fucking thing to say did the pills wear off that quickly also like just what a thing to say in any situation. Also like, maybe just move out of town.

How nice is Hilverton, Colorado? He, when he says that I just have the note, who wrote this? Oh, yeah. Oh, desnate it in. What a rush? Piercings make you a mortal? You've had more than I'm a rush. Piercings make you immortal? You've had more than I did. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm never gonna die. Live forever. I like that. I'm glad. And they make you unkillable. I mean, I don't have them anymore. Am I still unkillable? I don't know.

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Yeah. There's blood all over. So, Captain Howdy throws the body onto Robert England. Who gets mad at his wife for dancing for too long? Because he wants to get down to fucking. Who's starting to lose this chub? This is my favorite line in the movie. Go. Wanna play ball, scarecrow? What?

Scarcrow's don't play ball? Why would you ask him that? He is not a scarecrow, no one has played ball. Or is it a field of dreams reference? I love field of dreams. And I truly, genuinely hope not. There are no scare crrows in that movie. All right, if water rush isn't going to be a catchphrase, I bet wanna play ball scarecrow's really gonna take off. It's gonna be on t-shirts.

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The church lady. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like putting blades in her boobs. I don't know why. He's a weirdo. Sometimes he's piercing people, sometimes he's sewing their mouths shut, I guess he's always sewing their mouth shut just for fencies. He sewed Freddy's eyes shut too. Yeah, but when we see Linda Cardellini she does not have scars from that. No, I just must have had really good plastic surgery. Too bad because he's gonna kidnap her again. So her mouth shut again. Imagine the second time you'd be like fucking come on. It's so well no I guess it's been four years this whole spright's probably to to th. It's probably th. It's probably th. It's probably th. It's probably the whole's probably th. It's the whole's th. It's the whole's their mouth. It's their mouth. It's their mouth's their mouth's their mouth's their mouth's their mouth's their mouth. I's the second. I's the second the second the second the second the second the second. I's the second. I's the second. I's the second. I's the second. I's the second. I's the second. I's the second. I's the second. I's the second. I's the second. I's the second. I's the second. I's the second. I's the second. I's the second. I's the second. It's the second. It's the second. It's the second. It's the second. It's the second. the the the the ti. the ti. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the second the second the second. the second. the second. the second time you'd be like fucking come on. It's so well no I guess it's been four years this whole is probably close to her just go right back. Oh yeah.

But there's like no explanation of how he kidnaps her again the mom's like oh the school said you called like this this bitch isn't college. What are you guys talking about and also like if you went to pick her up a college why didn't she just not go? So dumb. It's just like oh kidnapped again oh mouse stone shot again it's just fucking so stupid and he they're scaping yes but in that like beautiful 1998 where like everything just like eight bit keeps breaking up and he's like you gotta love this technology I'm so shitty escaping. Did you notice someone to change the the sign to Helverton?

Welcome to Helltown? Yes, yeah it isn't stupid. That's why they stayed in Helverton. I don't like that at all. Also there's this other cop, the black cop who keeps saying just shows up just to say like grand sweeping things like what was God thinking when he made Carlton Hendricks like he just shows up and says that and then walks out of the scene. Mr. Police Sergeant is done for the day everybody. Mr. Police Sergeant is done. Bravo. This is where we get this so much flesh so little time line. Oh my god, I just can't eat them.

This is where I have the note this may be the longest 87 minutes of my life. No, it 100% is. So Mike's detective dad goes to Zabalba. Does he go back? Yeah, that's where the church thing is Zabalba, I think. The place he burns down the same. Oh, geez, I they they they they they they they they th. I think. The place he burns down? Yeah, either one in the same. Oh, jeez, I hope they had insurance on that place. It seemed like they were running a legitimate business in there. Come on, I think Zabalba knows what they're doing.

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I mean, it looks cool when it looks too and you can tell it's a dummy, it looks awful. It's almost as bad as when, so he takes Robert Englin and suspends him in this like harness contraption, not a harness contraption, but like this metal contraption and he's got him hooked like multiple times through his body, and they show him at a distance and you can tell whoever's in there is wearing a suit. Yeah, it's just looks like it's made of like Play-Doh or something. Really like silly putty. Yeah, because it's really shiny. Super shiny. I don't know what your skin would look like at that point, but I don't think like that. So then Howdy is on fire because he threw like. This is a bulb of matches and the oil on to him. At first I thought that was wax and I was like baby like that. thou. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho thi thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. to thi. thi. the. thi. the. thi. thi. the. thi. thi. the. that. Welcome to my world. Welcome to my world. Welcome to my world. And so the ending of this movie is Howdy's swinging back and forth on fire and then superimpose laughing Captain Howdy.

Yeah. And that's the end. That's the end. That's the end. Six percent. Is that your rating? Katie I'd like to. Welcome to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my to my this. this. to this. to this. this. the the this. this. this. this. this. Is this. this. this. this movie. Is this movie. Is this movie. Is this movie. Is this movie. Is this movie. Is this movie. Is this movie. Is this movie. Is this movie. Is this movie. Is this movie. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. th. th. th. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. the the the the the the the thi. the the thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. the th? Katie, I'd like to welcome to my ratings face. All right. You want to go first?

Um, his movie's a turd. Oh, 100% it is. I would like to place a phone call right now if I could. Sure, sure. Hey, Boop, Boop. Hi. Rob, Rob, sure. He boo, poop, poop. Hi, Rob. Rob, Zomb? How are you?

I owe you an apology? You did a fine job. Uh, let's not take this too far. You did a better than 6% job. Yeah. This movie is a two, too strong two. There's some very funny stuff that happens in this movie unintentionally. What a rush!

Wanna play ball? Scarecrow! It's like he was like Jack Nilsen's Joker's really popular and that movie The Mask is really popular? Oh yeah with Jim Carrey? I guess I can't just like... Don't don't put them back on. I don't believe there's a lot of catchphrases from the one with their hair stools. Sue me, is that one of them? Show me the money? I don't remember.

Way to they get a load of me. That's what it is. Oh no, that's from the, that's from Batman. What is the catchphrase? that's catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch catch? that? that? the catch that? that? the catch that the catch that that that that that that that's that's that's that's the catch the catch that's that's that's that's that's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the catch. the catch. the catch. the catch. the catch. the catch? the catch? the catch. the catch? the catch? the catch? the catch. the catch? the catch? the catch? the catch? the catch? the catch? the catch? the catch the catch the catch the catch phrase. that's that's that's the catch phrase. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thatthat's from Batman. Fuck. What is the catch-free? You want me to ask Google? Yeah. What is Jim Carrey's catchphrase in the movie, The Mask? Somebody stop me. Yeah. What a rush? What did you think of Strangeland? I want to give it a 0.06 rating. Oh, sweet. Oh, sweet. That's all. I have nothing more to say. All right. Let's play ball scarecromb. Oh Katie. Yeah. Can I bring you to a little place I like to call mailbag? Please, please, it's better than this. This is from Twitter. These are two tweets that I've pulled because I think we've become

influencers. Okay. Our friend Allison from tweets that I've pulled, because I think we've become influcers. OK. Our friend Allison from the 30 Days of Night episode. A great movie, a great episode, a great comedian. Alice Stilow on Twitter. Follow her. Enjoy her jokes. At wherewrof ambulance, listening to House of 1K corpses,

lying in bed with my dog. You guys mention Tom Savini and as I roll over and say Savini watch out loud to no one. HASHTAG Pavlovian response. Influencers. Oh no, we're ruining people's lives. Is that what influencing is? Yeah, ruining people's lives. Great, we're doing a wonderful job. From our friends it's cinematically correct. Follow them on Twitter as well. Yeah. And listen to their podcast. That's a good podcast. Who knew listening to a podcast about a Rob Zombie film would have me YouTube being in all country music is the same matchup. Right, did you like it?

Wasn't it fucking weird? Influencers. All right, that one didn't ruin anybody's life. No, I mean it better. Cool, we're influencing. Let us know how we've influenced you by getting in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter. You can email us that we're all family on so Gmail. tocom we're taking homework requests now. You can leave her.

We'll tell you about that later. It's very exciting. It's very exciting. We're very excited. You can leave us a review on iTunes. Yeah. You. tell us and everybody else how much you like us. Tell your friends that you like this podcast so they'll listen to. And then you guys can look at each other and go, what a rush and they'll get it.

I got text message from Justin Gray, friend of the podcast. Hi Justin. And he was doing research for the T-shirts. I'm gonna show Gatheatty the Victor he sent me. I am very excited about that. But yeah, it's going to be exciting. So we'll have t-shirts soon. I know people are excited about that. Yeah, I'm real. I am for one excited.

I am one of those people. Me three. Katie. Alan. You want to do another movie by a rock musician next week? Uh, no? No, me either. I'm done with it.

You want to do a Canadian movie about weird body stuff? 100% I do. Oh man, I had so much fun with this movie. Yeah. Let's do the brood. The brood. Cronenberg. I love Cronenberg.

Diffin back into the Cronenberg bull. You know I love that, Cronenberg weirdness. It's so good. Yeah. You don't even have to listen to it now, you guys know we liked it. Just his weirdness is so good. Yeah, what's he thinking? Oh, you listen, because I think we're going to lose our minds at certain parts during this movie. I'm excited to talk about it. So come back next week. It's a it's a criterion movie, so it's a little bit more expensive. There was no SD version. The SD was SD but it costs the same. So like, why would you not upgrade?

That's some criterion nerds. I don't know what that means and I'm so sick of people saying it. I was going to explain criteria, but there's no need. So thanks for listening to another episode of Wearable Bye. Bye. Can you say one more time? Say what? You catchphrase? What? Yeah. Welcome to My world.

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