Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 180- The Stuff (1986)

Episode Date: June 11, 2018

  It's Week 1 of our new listener appreciation initiative and we're already yelling! This week's film was suggested to us by a listener named JAM-- the 1986 dessert-themed horror film "The Stuff." Special topics for your consideration include: courting Big Cookie for potential sponsorship opportunities, Tangy Taffy and Laffy Taffy, Allen's all-time favorite film "Good Burger," Famous Amos remembered, Law & Order actors and controversial opinions on a variety of topics.  Do you love bananas horror films of the 1980s? Check out some of our other reviews of the era, such as our very first episode, Episode 1- "Warlock," Episode 25- "The Pit," Episode 35- "Neon Maniacs," Episode 53- "Halloween III," Episode 84- "Demons," Episode 137- "Monkey Shines" and Episode 171- "Ghoulies." Sorry I couldn't narrow it down any more, there are SO MANY! Have you seen this movie? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  This week's episode is sponsored by the Good Evening, Kiddies! podcast, a show that reviews every episode of "Tales from the Crypt." You know you want to listen to that-- catch it at goodeveningpod.podbean.com. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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I mean, there's money to be made in podcasting. I know. Allegedly. Uh, so maybe we should court a big conglomerate corporation. Okay. I love corporations. They're people. Wait.

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I feel like I need to cleanse my palate, hang on. With water. We're four and a half minutes into this. Oh good. I'm glad I'm glad. . of firework is chocolate though. Yeah. Because I like, I love the chocolate Oreo cookie. It's not that sweet. I like it a lot. Thank you. This is a limited edition one. The other two are here to stay. This one's a really good one is the peanut butter Oreo. I like that a lot. Oh. They're pop rock tip.

Not getting any popping. Uh-oh. Did they forget it? Are these just regular Oreos? Oh, no, I see specs. Maybe they're just, uh, I don't know what they are. What's going on here? It's very strange.

Trader Joe's makes a candy bar, a chocolate bar, that has the pop rocks in it. It is spectacular. This isn't popping. I'm not a pop. Zero pops. Do you have to pop? No. Well, what the fuck?

I mean, I ate an Oreo, so I'm happy. I'm going to eat these. We're going to eat them. Yeah. All right. Alright, well that's the best, Obs. Yeah. Cinnamon Bun was the worst, in my humble opinion. I think the flavor of Cinnamon Bun was better than the Thins, but the Thin was less, so it felt less bad. I can't get over the smell of the Thin.

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Nailed it the first time. Blank, totally blank. 100. I wrote the stuff at the top. What happened? I just... Were you engrossed? I was, I was just laid face down and watched this movie.

I feel like those two side. I laid belly down. How about that? So this is a movie directed by Larry Cohen. You know him? I do, from a movie called Q. the Winged Serpent the Serpent God thing, that invades New York City. It also stars Michael Moriarty, the star of the stuff. You mean ADA, Ben Stone? Ben Stone? Who's? Oh my God, just watch a couple seasons of Law and Order. The person who recommended this movie to us said something like,

it has more A-list celebs. I will not concede A-List, but I will concede that it has a number of people who go on to star in Law-O-N-O-O-N-O-Lor. Paul Servino? I don't know. I don't think so. And Michael Moriarty, who plays Ben Stone, who is an assistant district attorney who loves the law above all else. Oh, I see. I didn't realize he had a career after these like 70s and 80s movies. Yeah. Exciting.

He's, I really like him as Benstone. He's first four seasons. Does he have the weird southern accent in that too? No, he speaks like a human. You want them. It comes and it goes in this movie though, doesn't it? It really does. I mean, it's got Garrett Morris, who is a chocolate chip Charlie. What is his role in this film? To make fun of Famous.

I get it now. Oh, I'm a fucking idiot. I'm going to punish myself by eating into the fireworks Oreo. Apparently Mira Sorvino is in it as a factory worker? Miri Sorvino. Miri Sorvino. Mira Sorvino. I like her. I like her. I like her. I like her. I mean, Sourvini. And Patrick Dempsey is an underground stuff buyer near the end of them. Yeah. But I did see Abe Vagoda. I did see it. And that was that the Where's the Beeflate? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's pretty good. Claire a Peel or whatever her name is.

Yeah. I should have more to respect. RIP. And to Ape Vagoda. Both dead. We've lost the snow? Oh yeah I forgot about this. I mean it's one of those cold opens where you're like I don't need to know this. Where maybe I started in the middle of the movie it didn't realize it. Yeah. Because it feels like the

guys halfway through a line of dialogue when we can do it and then I'll do it. What? What? Kevin? So he finds some squishy white stuff in the ground and, sniff sniff sniff, taste it. Yeah. And this is delicious. I don't give a fuck if it's delicious. Do not put that in your mouth. And his friend's like, no, I'm eating this stuff. And his friend's like, I don't eat snow.

He was so disgusting. Yeah, because it's disgusting. Wait, you don't eat snow? It's on the ground. Do you drink rainwater from the gutter? No, because it's dirty. You eat the snow that's on the top of the other snow. Because you're 10. Spoilers for snow? It's just water. Just go inside and get some water. Famous. Famous. Famous. Hey, guess what? Yeah. There was no popping in that one either. Yeah, it's popless. This is bullshit. We've even sold a bill of goods.

Let's return this. Let's go to Target and return this shit. Maybe Target will sponsor us. Look, we're returning things responsibly. We'll eat some of them. We'll eat some of them. But the dude is immediately like, oh this is delicious, we could sell it to people. What? I don't know.

It looks like spackle and or marshmallow fluff. Yeah. It's shitty yogurt, it seems, yeah. It sometimes requires refrigeration and sometimes doesn't. Oh, yogurt that doesn't require refrigeration weirds me out. Is there such a thing. Oh yeah, like gogerts, so you can just leave them shit on a shelf. Oh wow. Yeah. I don't know about that. So you think with mayonnaise packets? I'm like, that should be in the fridge. That's mayonnaise. Oh man, I love mayonnaise.

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Is the stuff sentient? It seems to be. Does the stuff make decisions to further its goal? I think for total war-old domination, yes. How? How will it dominate? By marketing. So the corporation that makes the stuff, yeah.

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And I love every outfit she wears in this movie. I love that there's the Where's the Beef Lady? Yeah, what did she? Like, how much do you think they got paid? She got paid for this? A ton. You think? Yeah, I hope so. her, I think she died a couple years after this. Oh, bummer.

But like this was in like the three-year window that she was hugely popular. She was everywhere. Yeah, and then she just wasn't anymore. And then she, well, because she died. That's one. So then we go to, oh, I have the note that this kid should run away and join the monster, the monster, the monster, the monster, the monster, the monster, the monster, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that this kid should run away and join the Monster Squad. Yeah, he was a perfect fit. He was very precocious. And like very willing to disobey his parents but didn't seem like a bad kid. No. So that's interesting. Because he knew right from wrong. Yeah. Which is why he hooks up with a 45 year old man later.

And trust him implicitly. Also his mother is so Canadian. Jason, close the fridge, Jason. Is that what Canadian sound like? You got it. Why do I have the note, big girl likes the stuff? Oh, that was in the commercial. She's like, well, a woman's like, when you're a little kid, you like this, but when you're a big girl, you like the stuff. She was like staring into your soul. I didn't like her. fucking you with the stuff. Yeah. So that we meet big ice cream on a river in a

boat together. Okay they were big ice cream. They were all different big ice cream. Yeah, yeah. You got your 80s. Your little bunny or blue bunny, sorry. Your bunny, your your Ben and Jerry. Ben, I feel like they wouldn't have made it. They were on like a raft. The too indie. Yeah, no, no, they were just, they were running late. They were smoking weed to get there in time. You got your, uh, I'm sure there are other brands. Oh yeah, there's probably other, yeah. What's the one that goes, they're shw bring the ice cream to my door. All I get is this woman driving a van, smoking a cigarette,

speeding down my street, not stopping at stop signs, because that's fine. She doesn't bring you anything. No, not without like spare change. Can we, uh, pot down for a second and talk about human beings? Uh-huh. And how they confuse me? I was at the gym today. I was at thguuse thoge thoge tho tho thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to thi to thi thi to thi thi to to thi to to to to to to to to to to tho to to to to too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too to stop to stop to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too too tho tho tho the the the the the the tooe. the the the tooe. the the tooe. the tooome tooe. tooomb-s tooomb-s tooombue tooe. And this gentleman comes out, Stark raving naked out of the shower stall. And it doesn't remember where his locker is. So then proceeds to open every locker that doesn't have a lock on it.

Just walking around naked. Why didn't you even towel? I didn't even towel? I was just like, what's it? What's going to give you the look? I mean I did because that's what you do. Old dude? No, no, very young, much younger than me. Really?

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They're not fit for human consumption. It was like, we all know your bald, like, those aren't the mow haircut you gave yourself is not going to fix anything. No. And when he appears in law and order about five years later, he has just fully embraced the bald. Oh, that's good. That's they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they've they've they've they've they've they bald. Oh, that's good. That's good. Yeah.

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I love that like a quarter way through this movie, half way through this movie, I was like, this guy never punches anyone twice. He bunches the one and they're gone. Yeah. Just one and done. Well, you can tell it's really hard by the sound the The pshed. Can you put a punch sound effect on there for sure? Thank you. There it is But like everyone he's charming right, but not that charming because everyone in this movie just fucks him right away They fuck him or they go with him or they're his best friend. They like it's crazy. They like? It's like? they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they're like. they. they. their. their. their. their. their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. It's crazy. So many envelopes sold with money are being fast-backed for it. I didn't even know who some of the people giving him money were. I was like, have I seen you before in this movie? Nope. All the old ice cream guys look the same.

So I didn't know when they showed back up who was a good guy, who was a bad guy. I didn't know who anyone was. They'll just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like just like the Trump. Wow, political. Um, controversial opinion. Trump's cabinet is full of white dudes. Is that controversial? Yeah. There's Ben Carson. Is he still there?

I feel like he's just been sleeping under his desk and he died and they forgot about him. Oh, wow. He looks so peaceful though. I'm a fucking idiot. Not a controversial thinian. So, Mo immediately was like, yeah, I'll take the job. I'll find out what's going on. I find out where this shit comes from.

Oh, gentlemen, I've got this. So what they're hiring him to do is get the recipe for... Yeah, because they want that special recipe that everyone's going nuts for. Okay. Oh the stuff. Oh the stuff. Oh, oh the stuff, oh, oh, the stuff, oh, the stuff, the stuff, the stuff, the stuff, oh, th, th, th, th, th, thi thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, oh, they they's they's thi, thi, to to tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. No, thi. No, thi. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo- going nuts for. Okay, then here's... I hear not to fast forward, but I'm gonna for a second year. Okay. At the end when he finds the quarry in which they're mining the stuff? Yes, I said these words. He's like the only way we can prove it is by stealing one of the trucks. But why? Because isn't it just full of the stuff? So are the curtains. You know what I mean? It doesn't prove anything. No, no, it doesn't. Okay, fine. That's all I just wanted to verify. I think this movie is to like, hey, isn't marketing fucked up?

Oh, god damn, I gotta make a movie around this, huh? All right. But also then the marketing woman is our heroine. We like her from the jump. We were given no reasons not to like her. I like that you remember Nicole's name, Sand's Notes. Did you see who this is? Oh, it's Wikipedia. Oh. It's Wikipedia. So he goes and meets with different people. He goes to the commercial shoot and just immediately wins Nicole over to go hang out with them? Yeah, he's like hi I'm here to talk to you and she's like, let's fuck. He's not that hot. It's sort of... I like that you qualified it with that. Michael Mourney, slightly hot. Would. Would, but like not right away. Well, there's talk of dinner. He's just not that charming or that attractive. Yeah. Yeah. So he he tells her that he wants to buy their their their he her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their to their to to to their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. that. that. that. that. that.. Yeah. Yeah. So he tells her that he wants to buy the her advertising agency because he needs her power. And we are to understand that she is the entire mastermind behind the stuff. She has named it and she has convinced

everyone that it's great. Yeah. It doesn't seem like they need that much convincing. No. Once they taste it. They just want to fuck that much convincing. No. Once they taste it. Yeah, they just want to, let's fuck it. They want to fuck that. I'm surprised nobody fucked a carton of the stuff. I think this movie was made today, someone would be fucking a gun. Yeah, it'd be American pie. So that we cut.

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I like that. I don't even know what that is. Super thick. It might as's thicker it might as well be bread it's just super thick. No it's really good I like that stuff. Is that Sigis? Yeah yeah maybe they'll sponsor us. That should smell like feet though. That's why you get with a little bit of honey in it. My a sweetens it up. A co-worker eats that. I'm always like put your shoes on and then I realize she's just eating stinky yogurt. But I like stinky foods in general. Give me a nice stinky cheese. I love a stinky cheese. Yeah. I like, I like the...

Here, may I suggest to you? Oh, good old piss mattress cookies? Stinky, Oreo. All right, I'll do it. They're so thin you can't grab the... I know, you gotta get, because I think the thing with them being thin is you have to pick up like to pick 't have to smell this I could eat a lot more of them. Oreos, take notes. As your religious acquisition for advertising, we want to let you know. Ton down the stank on your Oreos. Roll stanky. Or. Because like it when we eat.

Or really up the stank and market that. Yeah. Stank-ass Oreos. Stank-ass Oreos at your local target. So we see Jason. He's wandering the aisles of a grocery store. Every time we see Jason, I forget that Jason has previously existed. That's all. He's going nuts and smacking the stuff out of kids' hands.

Did you think that this was a dream sequence because there's so much stuff and it was everywhere? It was like piled up in the freezer, in the cooler, on the shelves and like a freestanding display? I was like, this can't be real. I love what he knocked over the free staying display, and they were were were were they were they were they were they were they were they were obviously all empty because they're loud as hell. It was like... I didn't but that makes sense that someone would think that. Yeah.

Because it's, and he's like, what little kid is just like out of the gate smacking shit out of other people's hands? Yeah. I'm like, chill little baby's hands. And so he runs through the store, knocking stuff over and and people were like, hey, somebody stop that kid, but nobody does. It goes on for a while. He then gets a rake and start busting out the glass cases.

That I, that's why I also thought it was, because I'm like, what child is going to do that? He's losing it. He's fucking amazing. What if this movie is actually just Jason's dissent into madness. Do you think that's possible? I thought you were looking that up to see if it was... No. He finally gets tackled to take it out. And then we cut to Mo going to visit Danny I-Yellow.

And maybe the most confusing scene in this movie. Yeah, just explain this to me. Danny I-Yellow worked for the FDA. Everybody, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi is thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, is thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is to toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. too. the, is a the FDA has gone missing that like, okay to this food for public consumption. Right, but he's like, listen, it's not medicine, it's just dessert. And you're kind of like, that all right then. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

No. But he's got this dog that's real angry and like grow the dog later kills him. But why? The stuff? And see I don't like that. Everything can be... Wait, maybe Wikipedia explains it. Hang on. No. Because he shows the dog the giant pile of cartons of the stuff that he has. And he's like, I'm gonna get something neat and I'm gonna get you some too. And then the dog the giant pile of cartons of the stuff that he has. And he's like, I'm gonna get something neat, I'm gonna get you some too. And then the dog attacks him. First the dog rips the phone out of the wall. I like that a lot actually, because the dog was like, no, no, no, you're not making

a phone call. And then stuff ising out of people. Yeah, or dogs. Or dogs? And when he's talking to the dog, the dog name I think is Ben, which I also really like. It's like, Denny, a yellow screaming Ben, no. He's like, when he talks to the dog, talks to like an abusive father, he's like, okay, we're gonna get it for you, don't worry.

This is not the first time Benz beat the shit out of the Denny. Oh, man. I shouldn't laugh at abusive Ben's. A dog abusing his owner is kind of funny, isn't it? It's kind of just desserts. As the owner of two dogs, I I I I I thausing you, I feel. Well, I do get hit in the balls by one of them at least once a day. Sure. You got to see any dog. Either them or the cats. So we keep hearing about this town of Stater, Virginia? Uh-huh. And so Moe goesthere, because Mo just goes wherever it leads him. Yeah. And this is where we meet chocolate chip, Charlie.

He is insane. Beautifully insane. His fists are lethal weapons. Yeah. He is insane. I don't know what is going on with him. He's dressed like famous Amos, because he's wearing like the Stirl hat and the Hawaiian shirt. I can't believe I didn't get that.

I'm a fucking idiot. Who has thought about Famous Amos in the past like 15 years? They still make them, don't they? I have no idea. I feel like they're in the sons of bitches who stole his company. So they go into the post office looking for these sons or the gas station post office convenience store. And on the counter my eye was immediately drawn to a thing called tangy taffy. Whoa, is that real? Who's tangy taffy? I want to get down with some Tangy. I love Lafay Taffy. I love Lafay Taffy.

Yeah, you're gonna sing the song? You'll Lafay Taffy. Thank you. Did you look up Tangy Taffy? I didn't know. I'll do it real quick while we're doing this. candy themed rap songs. And I stopped after tut-y-roll and Lafay-Taffy because I couldn't think of any other ones. There's that one 50 cent song about the candy shop,

but that's just about him getting a blowjob, that's gross. Not the same thing. Tangy-taffy. It's real? It's real. It's on Amazon. I mean, Amazon will do it for you. But I'm gonna give them money. Yeah, it's not cheap either. What? Tangy Taffy is expensive. Oh wait, no, it said it was Tangy Taffy, and then when I clicked on, it's a Lafay Taffy.

God damn it, Tangy Taffy. All right, I'll be looking. to see, you see this? tangy taffy but when you click on it it's just laughy taffy. I wonder if tangy taffy was laughy taffy's original name. Okay I'll find out. Because tangy taffy is not as catchy as laffy taffy. Go laugh hey taffer. It would not be a good strip club son if you're like you'll tangy tangy taffi. So, well anyway. They go confront the post office man and he runs away. He has the weirdest affect. I don't know why. It was like, he was, because we find out later that he's completely taken over by the stuff.

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I have the note, he's grunting, they go investigate. One of those precludes the other. Agree. So the stuff escapes out of window. But why does it have to escape? Isn't there just more of it? Maybe it was alerting the town folk. Because then the pitchfork-wielding town folks come for chocolate chip Charlie and Mo. This is a thing, a scene that I really liked where they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. th. th. the. I the. I the. I thee. I theeeat theeee. I theeee. I they're they're they're they're they're they're folk, because then the pitchfork-wheeling town folks come for chocolate chip, Charlie and Mo.

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Maybe it was. So we just like find the pop in the package of Oreos. Yeah, that was it. All right, carry on. I'm sorry. I'd like to see where the whole family's eating the stuff for dinner, because it reminded me of when I realized that was an adult and I could have ice cream for dinner. Oh. Or ice cream for breakfast? Whenever. Yeah, you can eat ice cream whenever you want when you're an adult.

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It wasn't like attached to his the family the family's into return to the Jedi and Motley Crew. Yeah. Also, who puts a Motley Crew picture and poster in the bathroom? You know, maybe they just had so many Motley Crew posts. Just about like Nikki Six watching you take a dump? Yeah, I mean, isn't he always anyway? Is he? Is he dead? No? He's just looked all times. Mickey Six is perched on your roof like, ah! Like a weird gargoy off?

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Why the fuck would you do then? I didn't understand that at all. And then he throws it up in the next scene, which I thought was very funny. And his dad puts his finger in it, don't like very much at all. A lot of people eating with their hands. Oh yeah. And they're just dipping their hands into the yogurt and putting it in their mouths. Like, I don't even let my baby do that because I find it repulsive.

The movie starts the man eating out of the dirt. You're right. They said the bar so damn well. It's true. makes a run, gets in the car with Mo, vomits in Mo's car. And he's just like rolled on a window. He's so cool about it. Did you know that sometimes he has a limo and sometimes he doesn't? Mm-hmm. Why is that? Yep.

Yeah. Sometimes he's got like a K car, you know. Oh, man. They meet Mrs. Butterman? Don't remember her. No, me neither just have that note Oh, then they go to the the the factory whatever and there's a limo that's got the stuff stripes down the side of it, which are really like. Yeah, that's cool The stuff's packaging is great. Oh, it's beautiful. I love the font. Yeah, it's very groovy if you will. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, thrown. thrown. the thirty. th, th. the the th. the that. the that. the the the that. the that. the the the the the thi thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. too, tri tri-fa. tri-fa. tri. the. the f. the the the. their their their their the the. Oh yeah. You can buy those empty containers on Etsy. People are selling them. Sure you can. Artisanal the Stuff Containers. I had never heard of this movie before this. Oh really? I've heard of it for years but I just for some reason I've never seen it which is shocking to me because it seems like... This is right up your godally. So next we get a video of the commercial of Ava Gota and Clara Peller during the Where's the Stuff-S the Stuff. the Stuff. the Stuff. the Stuff. the Stuff? the Where's the Stuff? the Stuff. the Stuff. the the Stuff. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Stuff. the the the the the the the the the stuff. the the stuff. the stuff. th of th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the te they. they. they. the the tea. the they. the the the the the the the the get a video of the commercial of A. Vagoda and Clarapelar during the Wares the Stuff. Yes.

A Vagoda seems either drugged or like he really doesn't want to be there. He's just waiting for that, uh, that sweet, sweet good burger times. Is he in Goodburger? I don't think I knew that. Oh, man. He's so good at it. I wish we had a running count of the episodes in which you've referenced the film Goodburger. I've only seen it within the last like year. Yeah, so we could probably narrow it down.

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Do you think that they filmed other scenes with chocolate chip Charlie where we see him meet his like eventual demise but they just got cut? Oh. Like we see him go see the FBI agent and then like something happens to him there? Because he literally just appears in Act 1, disappears for all of Act 2, pops up at the end of Act 3, like, bleh! And then dies. Spoilers for Chocolate Chip Charlie. Multiple times, I have the note, where is Chocolate Chip Charlie? Yeah, I forgot about him too. I think I'm just so focused on Moe. No, no space in your mind for Chocolate Chip Charlie.

Or Jason. Did you like the stuff, their pillows? No, because I didn't get it. It was just in their pillows. Did you think that was a dream sequence? Because I did, and it wasn't. This was the most visually stunning scene in this movie. When they said, Mo's face? Yeah. So the stuff comes out of their pillows, Oh, I got this. Grabs an oil lamp, dumps oil on Mo's face,

and then lights it on fire. I mean, that's a risk. Paid off. Nicole knows what she's doing. Why is the stuff trying to kill them? Because they're trying to figure out what's going on. They're trying to stop the stuff. I just, okay.

Okay. And then the stuff to kill you, it can just punch you to death. If you're getting in its way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, fine. And then there's this great scene where the stuff comes pouring out of a mattress and filling the room they're in. And this like, dude comes running in to beat them up. And he gets stuck in the stuff and let the set on fire? I think it's just like a local yokel. Okay. But I love a rotating room. Yeah. And it was really cool. Like it looked awesome.

I don't know what, like when they have that much of the stuff, I don't know what it is. Like, what I was wondering like what the consistency was or like what the, what they were using to make this material. Yeah. Maybe it's like that, uh, that, that, that, that, that, that, they they they th. Maybe it's like that, uh, that homemade, uh, silly putty or whatever that all the kids are doing these days? These days? I think you're thinking of the dance, the flossing dance. Have you seen that?

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That's it? Yeah. It's harder than it looks. I've been trying to learn it. You just floss back and forth. Yeah, well, one arm. So yeah, the rotating room is amazing. It just looks really cool. Everything's catching on fire.

And his face is on fire. Which is fine. But he's totally grateful. I mean, it does get the stuff off of him. And he suffers no ill effects as a result of his face on fire. No, he still kept those bangs. Yeah, it didn't even affect his bags. So they burned the whole fucking hotel down.

Yeah, fine. They love it. It seems, and they're like, well, bye. This movie is just such random mayhem. And there, everyone in it is saying very cheeky things. You know what I mean? It's one's very sassy. Yeah.

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They're defending a castle. In Georgia? Yep. Yep. Okay, gotcha. I mean, sometimes you're going to get big insecticide on this too. We just, just, the more brands we say, the more money we get. Exactly. Puma.

Both the animal and the show. I want to, I want to get as many dual things as we can. Okay. Oh, I forgot to mention Jason's family home, it's the house from Nightmarine Home Street. No shit. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah, yeah. So they started recycling characters because they go to the factory and like this is when Mo puts on the jumpsuit to like sneak into it and stuff.

And... Nope. Oh, oh, oh, she, is this where she says, um, I hope you don't mind that I brought my male secretary along. We can see that, Nicole. And she's in a truck and she gets attacked by the guy from the post office? Oh, back when they're at the mines. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, he's from the post office. But he got all stretched out.

Yeah. So weird. Well, you can recover from being stretched out, like multiple people come back for it, not chocolate or Charlie, minder. No, or, well he busts up. Yeah, he doesn't just stretch out. Ah, his reservation is so gross to. I mean, I love, I love the effects. I do. I love the effects, but it's like Larry Cohen wasn't sure how heads worked. I know he didn't do the effects, but I'm to blame him anyway because this is his movie. Everyone's head just bursts but it

bursts like it bursts like you stepped on a Tupperware container. You know what I mean? Yeah, well like at one point somebody like punches somebody in the head and it like it cracks like an egg. Yeah, that's not how how how heads work. Best joke in the movie is happening now after they steal the truc- the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's thurk. It's thurk just bursts thurk. It's the thurk just bursts thurnenenec, thurnec, but th. But thi bu bu bu bu bu bu. But thi. But thi. But thi. thi. thi. their just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just c. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they.e.ea.ea. It's they. It's they. It's they. It's. It's like. It's like. I. It's like. It's like. I. I'm. It's like. I. they. the how how how hits work. Best joke in the movie is happening now after they steal the truck at the mining area and the cop pulls him over and the cop goes, you know your host is hanging out. Oh yeah and Moe says, well are you gonna arrest me for indecent exposure? But um yeah fists to the air. He just assumed fathership of Jason and is telling dad jokes now. Yeah, he is Jason's legal guardian as it turns out.

I mean... So they trick the cop into eating the stuff and then one punch moa fucking knocks him the fuck out. Yeah. Can you put the punch sound in there again? There it is. And then we meet Paul Servino. Who, they're, yeah. He's basically Alex Jones with an army. Uh-huh. Because he's worried about the comm he's putting fluoride into our water and

turning the frogs gay. Everything he says is about liberals. Yeah. Yeah. I don't understand why he's in this movie. Playing this role. Saying weird shit like we've won every war we've ever been involved in it. And the kid goes, what about NAM? Yeah, and he goes, we only lost that one at home. Come on. So fucking weird. I think the Larry Cohen must have had a weird uncle. You know? Uncle Paul. Yeah, who just said this weird shit.

Anyway, apparently he not all, he also owns radio stations. So that's, yeah, so they get on the radio and they're like, hey guys stuff is bad. And everyone's like, oh, okay. It starts lighting billboards on fire. Yeah, and having huge bonfires of stuff in the streets. Say in burning down stuff like stands? Yeah, they implode that one between the McDonald's and the KFC. They're on fast food row. What? What? Oh, man? I don't know.

Oh, and also, um, Mo blew up the mine with the mine with like an explosive the size of like a D-cell battery. It's got some plastic explosives with them. Sure it destroys an entire landscape. I feel like in the 80s plastic explosives were everywhere in TV and film. Yeah, not so much anymore. No I think in the post 9-11 world. I remember being weirded up like as it was just like, it looked like sculpy and then you just stick two pieces of wire and you have a bomb. An enormous bomb. So then we're at the record or the radio station, chocolate chip Charlie shows up and immediately Paul Servino starts saying racist. Mm-hmm. Who would have thought that Alex Jones was racist? No, no, no, th. It it. It it. It it, no, no, no, no, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's th. It's thi. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's not thi. It's not thi. It's not thi. It's not thi. It's not thi. It's not thi. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it'sino starts saying racist shit to him. Mm-hmm. Who would have thought that Alex Jones was racist? No, no, no, not that, not that believable and charming man.

So chocolate chip Charlie is filled with the stuff. He gets Nicole alone and he erupts. And they play the floor as lava for a while, which I like, except when they are running away for it. They're, it's clearly being kicked up by them. Like. Like. Like. Like, like. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like th th th th th they. Like, like, like, like, like they, like they, like they, like they, like they, like they, like they, like they, like they, they, they're, not they're, no, no. No. thi. No, not they're, not that, not that, not that, not that, not that, not that, not that, not that, not that, not that, not that, not that, not that, not that, not that, not that, not that, not that, not that, not th. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. they're, not they're, not they're, not they're, not they're, not they're, not they're, not they're, not that, not that, not that's that's not that, not that, not that, not that, not that, not thi. they play the floor as lava for a while, which I like, except when they are running away for it. It's clearly being kicked up by them. Like they're clearly getting touched by it, but they have, they suffer no ill effects. Until they, they said the goddamn room on fire. The whole thing.

Why wouldn't they? Why wouldn't they? I don't know, because it's in a radio station that a bunch of people are in and like it's owned. No, and then they go and do the broadcast. I'm sorry, that was my thought. That was a loud clap. I mean, fine.

If you have made it to this point in the movie, you're not asking why anymore. Well, there's the sea where where they where they where they where they they they they they they they they they they they they they're really see where they're like, where they're like, where they're like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd the the the they. they're, they're, they're, they. they. they're, they. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th this point in the movie, you're not asking why anymore. Well, there's the sea where they chop a cable in half, and it's like this real clean cut. And when Paul Served pulls the wires up, they're just this frayed mess of electricity. Yeah. And you're like, fine. It is what it is. So then we get back to Mo goes to meet back up with the big ice cream guy. I was like, is this movie not over yet?

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Oh yeah, for sure. In this day and age, when Golden Girls is remembered as the greatest television show that's ever existed? Agree. I mean, it's pretty good. Yeah, sometimes it gets really sad though and I just can't with it. That was like an 80s thing on sitcoms, right? You had to get super sad sometimes? There was like, we were gonna watch, I just wanted to watch something funny a week or two ago. And so we put on the Golden Girls was like the next episode that was on, you know.

Yeah. And in it, they go to a homeless shelter and spend, and their their they're homeless. And I was just like, the credits rolled now, I was like, come on, Rob, how could you do that to me? He was like, oh, is I supposed to know? Yeah, I don't even know what show you'd be safe on that they're not gonna have an episode like that. There's always the serious sad music ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a very special.

Yeah, yeah, a very special episode. So, Big Ice Cream is in there with the stuff guy now. Big Ice Cream is like, yeah, we've, like, no one wants the stuff anymore, so now we're selling them the taste. Same logo. Same logo. Same containers. It's just, it's 88% ice cream and 12% the stuff.

Which will get them addicted but not affect them in other ways. They test it in a town in Iowa or something. And then we go to the streets where people are selling the... No, wait, no, no, no. I'm sorry, I ran out of notes. What happens? We, Moe pulls out a gun, and Jason walks in with a box full of the stuff, and they force them to eat it at gun point. And they're they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, thi tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho gunpoint. And they're like, you're not gonna do this in front of the kid. And Jason's like, I've been through a lot. He's wearing like a leather jacket now.

Yeah, he's very tough. He's most adopted son. We can only assume his family's dead. Yeah, he does say, Mo says he's an orphan. Yeah, yeah. tells us in like a, talking directly to the camera from it. Then I realized it was like a TV ad? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That she is responsible for all of this and thousands of people are done.

All right. You're going to jail, Nicole. Who's gonna be Jason's mom? Who's gonna be most stuff bed partner? Don't know. So yeah, there's the, they make them eat all the stuff and the guys are like, I don't want any more of it, it's so delicious. Which is basically what I'm doing with these Oreos except they aren't even good.

And they're gone. They're gone. Yeah, they had to be taken from me. And in the ads that we've seen earlier, there's the whole thing then enough then enough then then then then thin enough thin enough that that that thin that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the whole thing of enough is never enough. I like that a lot. It's a good marketing camera. It's good. So there's a post-credit sequence in this, Katie. I see that on Wikipedia. I dislike it. I'm going to, I'm docking at points for that.

Although, it seems like the movie didn't really need me to see it. I will put it up there with the post-a post post post the screen and says, thank you, have a nice day. Yeah, that's fine. It's just a woman who looks at the screen and goes, enough is never enough. This is post-smugglers, like pulling crates of the stuff out of unmarked vehicles. It's so ridiculous. Oh boy, it's so ridiculous.

So that's the, that's the stuff. Wow. Yeah. You want to rate this fucker? Yeah, let's rate this fucker. You want to go first? Sure, this is really fun. This is an exercise and extreme stupidity. And I think if it would not have worked for me, were it bad actors.

I think it is totally saved by competent acting in this just bizarre, satirical, like, just nonsense movie where no one's motivations make sense and you don't know why any of it's happening so but it's still fun which is not normally things that I like I'm gonna give it a seven. Whoa, nice. I was gonna give a Nate but postcredit sequence, drop it to seven. I going to give an eight, but post-credit sequence. Drop it to seven. I think if it didn't have the satire in it, if it was just like dumb gross out stuff stuff for the sake of it? Yeah. It wouldn't work. Yeah. But then it's got like the satire and the social commentary, it totally works. Yeah. I'm gonna give this movie an eight. I'm gonna give, I'm gonna bump it up. I enjoy. I enjoy. I enjoy. I enjoy. I enjoy. I enjoy. I enjoy the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the tho's tho's tho's thoes th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toe. toe. to to toe. to toe. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the th. the the the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. the. the. tho. thoo. thoooooooooooo. the. the. the. thoooooooo. toe. toe. toe. toe. t. to. Yeah. I'm gonna give this movie an eight. I'm gonna bump it up.

I enjoyed the post credit sequence. Ugh. I hate that that, um, a post credit sequence, your up vote cancels out my down vote. I like to think that it evens it out. Fine. Yeah, so that's the stuff. that's the stuff. Katie. Alan. We haven't had an advertisement in a while. Is this where Oreos comes in? It is not, unfortunately, where Oreos comes in.

Is it where Fig Nutons comes in? Because I like them a lot better. Fig Newton's are, I will just eat a sleeve of them without blinking and then feel like a garbage humid afterwards. What's fruit, Alan? It's a big, fig nut. fig Newton. Do you remember when they used to come in all different flavors? I do and then they wised up. Yeah because those other ones weren't very good. What were the other? Well anyway, cherry blueberry and grape? Was it? Was it? Yeah? Maybe that maybe that was just a high-end new. Remember the commercials with a monkey where they'd be like, sorry we've got no banana today and the monkey would look sad? No? Okay me either? Okay? I. I. I. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah... Yeah....................................................... the.. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the other. the other. the other.today and the monkey would look sad. No. Okay, me either.

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Katie, can I take you to a little place that I like to call, mail bag? Yes, first I'd like to thank Jam for giving us this movie. Oh yeah, Jam, thank you. Also, stop sending us Dave Matthews, And places to hide your hacky sac so your teacher won't find them. Honestly. You're never going to graduate, Jam. Pay attention in class. Yeah, this is part of our listener appreciation episodes. Yeah.

We're just going to keep doing them until we decide we can't do it anymore. So in Mailbag I would like to read to you a iTunes review. Yeah. This one says, shook. Shook! Exclamation point. Okay. Five-star review. From Pro Nughugger. Yes! You are my soulmate. Well, let's see how you feel about it after I read this five-star review.

Okay, I'll get back to you. The first time I heard this podcast I was quaking. The references and callbacks to previous episode The first time I heard this podcast I was quaking. The references and callbacks to previous episode make me shook. In my humble opinion or I. M.O. There isn't a better horror podcast. Well maybe. Keep up the good work. Wait what? I feel like it was just fucking my emotions in that entire review. Well, name fucking names so we can hunt them down and speak kindly to them face to face. You're still trying to get that feud going.

I know, no one wants to feud with us. And also I'm too afraid to feud. I like the idea of a feud except being part of it. Except yeah, I would like to just watch other people feud, which I guess is what Twitter is for. Ugh. Beefing. It's so weird. Yeah.

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This one came to us on Twitter, I think. It did. And the suggestion was liked by the director himself. It was. So we felt like a little obligated. Also, didn't the person say something like maybe someday you'll listen to me? I need to read you this this tweet. It's the best. It has the best hashtag. Okay.

Whereof ambulance should cover at that Kevin Smith's Tusk. It's super underappreciated. HASHTag one day you might take my advice. Yeah, click on that and see if there's anything else that comes to you. It's just gonna be all tweets from my dad. Get a job, Alan. Nope, that's the only one. That's the only one. All right. One day, maybe you'll take my advice. Well, that. tha. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. the the that. that's that's that's that's the that's that's the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the today. the the the only. today. the today. the the today. the today. with two M's as Barry. Adam S. Barry. Hey, what's up? It's up Adam Barry.

We're doing it. Oh, I thought it was Adam the Sabaro. Is that not it? Don't make me tell my Sabaro. Love your mall pizzas. Yeah, so that tweet was liked by us and Kevin Smith which I'm really into. Boy oh boy. Do you think Kevin Smith was going to listen to this episode? No way. He's too busy making other podcasts. Dude has a lot of podcasts. Does he? Yeah. He's got a

time for that. I don't know. Kevin Smith. Fair enough. Last I heard he just smokes weed and does podcasts. That's good on him. That's an American dream. That's. Yeah. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Oh. th. thi. th. th. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, the. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. th. I. th. th. I. th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh's good on him. American Dream. Well, we'll be talking about Tusk next week. I watch it on Amazon. Amazon? Yeah. Yeah. And if you have suggestions for us, get them in under before we get tired of doing the things you guys suggest. So you can find us on the internet. You can find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, or Waro Famuels at Gmail. And, um, that's it. That's all I have thia I I I I I I I thiiiiii. th. th. that's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. the. the. the. to. the. to. the. the. the. the. the. thi. tho. th. and that's it. That's all I have to say. You don't want to thanks for listening to another episode of where are a family. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. the