Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 185- Deep Red (1975)

Episode Date: July 16, 2018

We're back to the Argento well this week with the 1975 giallo film "Deep Red," suggested to us by listener Dan G (how did we miss making a DANG joke? Because we're not that good, really). Special topics for your consideration include: smashing faces into glass, the pinnacle of inept police work, "Indian" wrestling?!, the effect of cutting like 1/3 of this movie, being super wiggy and seeing how many times we can say "giallo," obviously. Do you like Italian horror? Check out some of our other episodes: Episode 23- "Suspiria," Episode 41- "The Last Shark (L'Ultimo Squalo)", Episode 72- "The Beyond" and Episode 84- "Demons." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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The free one. Yeah. Yeah. And then I watch the version of it that I own. On a digital, visital, digital, visital. Digital, visital. Digital, visibule, dirk. Digital, vestibule, dirk. A dizzy.

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The murderer is a grown-ass woman. So why are all these child things? To throw you off the case, I think. I mean, I guess it did. I think the seashell was just an enormous seashell hanging on the wall of her apartment. Oh yeah. OK.

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She's emoting. this crime scene and is just allowed to photograph it. That's fine. Also, the cop is not doing anything. No. No. No. He's very pompous. And the, uh, Marcus asks him about moving a painting. And the cop's like, oh no, we're very careful to move and to not move anything. Like, no, you're fucking not.

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There's nothing that happens there. It's a nice Jewish funeral, like, you know, the rabbis saying rabbi stuff? I don't remember this at all. Huh. Yeah. I mean, it was me didn't happen. Yeah. We did are the best cemeteries I've ever been to. I'm sure. Rome, you do cemeteries right.

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cumber bitch recently and I don't think so. I don't think he would like that either in my opinion of him. So weird. So the arm wrestling scene, I was going to suggest that we arm wrestle and then I realized we'd actually done that on this podcast before so no. Wait, did we arm wrestle? Yeah, during the over the top and I couldn't figure out how to do with my fingers. You just gotta lace them down. You gotta pick them up really high first and stretch him out really far and then one at a time. I don't know.

Who won? You did. Oh, okay. I got me in. I got them guns. Right. Well, see, women are weaker. such a blowhard for this scene and then she's like when will I see you again and it's go fuck yourself. Oh wait and then like in the edited or the unedited version like two scenes later she's just like oh I love you. Yeah there's like what the why? Why do you love him? Dariah come on? It's also a

weird take for a pianist to be like men are so strong and women are so weak weak because you'd think he'd be a little more sensitive as like an artist or a person with a like a sort of stereotypically not very masculine, he's not a construction worker, you know what I mean? You think culturally he would just be more. Maybe that's why he's lashing out to it because he gets called out all the time for his twinkly fingers. You said twinkly? You said twinkly? He's tickling the fanny. Eesh. So weird. I wish you hadn't said that. So he goes to look for Carlo, because Carlo is going to help him solve this crime now that he's in a fight with Gianna. And he finds Carlo at his... Well, he goes to his mother.

Yeah. Because Italian men all live with their mothers. Yes. Yeah. His mom, the woman who played his mom, actually was a very famous Italian actress. Oh really? Yeah, I looked her up on the Wikipedia. What is her name? Her name is Clara Callumai.

She's known for doing one of the first topless scenes in a talkie. Oh, what a distinction. So like, there's a scene where they show all the pictures of her up on the wall and they're from actual movies that she did. Yeah, they looked real. Yeah. So she tells him that Carlo is at Ritchie's house. Yes. Ritchie is wearing so much eyeliner, I thought he was the killer. Ah, he's not. Spoilers.

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Okay. It's a really good movie. And the the the the that movie is Chris Sarandon. What? Yeah. Tell me more. And looks, Chris Sarandon and Ritchie look very similar to me in these, in their roles. Interesting. Yeah, I was like, is one a nod to the other or vice versa?

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there's an attempt on his life from the murderer. Who like climbs on his roof to break into the house? Yeah, and then there's, I had the subtitles on. Yeah. And there's like a deep voice saying I'll kill you someday. I would never have heard it without the subtitles. Oh yeah yeah yeah. Yeah. It's not even there. It's barely there. I would not have known. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Dumb. Make it clear to me. You know. This time you're safe. I'll kill you sooner or later. But I guess that should have have been Gianna. Yeah, yeah. He goes to the record store and finds that album of children's music immediately. Yeah, that's for the Keep It.

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Amanda, Amanda Regetti. Is that a name? I feel like I've heard that name before. I mean to Google it and I forgot. I'm going to look it up real quick. All right. Amanda Regetti is an American actress born in 1983. So I guess that's why I've heard of it.

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Can I do a little PSA real quick? Please. Everybody, check the temperature of your hot water water, because it should be not hot enough to boil you alive. Um, it depends on how hard you gotta get that hot, they gotta get that hot water heater to Max. Next temp. I mind my Max.

Do you? No, it's one below Max, but it's still too high. I know it is. It's a problem. I just like it real fucking hot, you know, you got to burn the sin off of you. I think it's a Catholic thing. So as a former Protestant it might just my tepid bathwater is like okay I'm not doing it right. No clearly or not. So we go to this lady's house it's in the middle of fucking nowhere. She got birds for no

goddamn reason. Yeah talking birds that never talk. She goes outside to send some lady on her way and comes back in and there's a bunch of dolls on nooses hung up around her house? Why though? Yeah. Yeah. All right. I don't know because it doesn't come back later or before. And I like that the killer hits her, knocks her out, and then turns off all the lights, and then uses a flashlight to look around. It's broad daylight. Did you like the, uh, the like stark eyeball in the dark scene? Yes, I did.

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He's just kind of like a Peterloor. Yeah. He enters the music in this movie. It's all goblin, isn't it? It's all incredibly loud. An incredibly goblin. It's over the top. But when he's going to the house, it's just like a, wow, bomb, bobobab-ba- It doesn't need to be. It's like for 20 minutes.

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And he's like falling off the go back up. Just go down. How did you feel about the effect of the house being on fire? I didn't even notice it. So he wakes up with like his head in Dari or Giana's lap. That's why I thought she was the killer. Ah. I literally wrote, yes, I knew it, exclamation point. And then, oh, maybe not. And they're looking at the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house And they're looking at the house, which is not burning,

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How else will she prove her love? Hopefully this isn't, that incident is not predated by you going on a murder spree. We'll see, we'll see. I am, we'll see. So after Marcus is like, well that's all solved and then immediately goes, ah, fuck. That dude was standing right next to me during the first murder. That's right, that's right. That's right. So he goes back to Helga because he has to figure to to to to to to to to figure to figure to figure to figure that that to figure that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that th th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi. that's that's that that that that's that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that dude was standing right next to me during the first murder. That's right. So he goes back to Helga because he has to figure out what's going on with that painting. This is where it totally lost me. Because you would notice if the painting was missing versus a thing was missing from the painting. That's a different thing.

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It seems like maybe maybe she should have. He's wearing like a little Lord Fontoroi outfit too. He's got like a bow tie made out of tassels. Yeah, a little suit. So she attacks Marcus, who falls down in front of an elevator. Her necklace gets stuck in the elevator. He starts the elevator. And her necklace is so strong.

Her necklace game is strong. Cuts her fucking hat off. Garazza. Which is a very tiny thing to do. Yeah. Yeah. And then there's a, what, 25 minute shot of that necklace going all down every floor in the hotel. Yes. And then white stuff comes out of her mouth. Yeah, she got foamy mouth. Dario. And then the credits the credits the credits the credits the credits the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits. the credits is the credits is th. the credits. the credits. ario! And then the credits roll over, Mark is staring at a pool of blood. Yeah. And that's that. Oh, and we find out that Gianna lived because she got a 100% successful operation.

You can't say 100%. She can always die. You know what? There's always complications. Come on, Doc. So that is Deep Red. Holy shit. What a roller coaster ride that was. In my mind, I really like this movie. And then as we were talking about it,

I just got more and more irritated. I don't know if it's because it's hot in here or what. I think it's one of the coffee and donuts are probably getting to you. Yeah, also I really have to pee. I think it's, uh, these these these these these these these these these these movies, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the the movies, the movies, the movies, the movies, the movies, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the th the th. th, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th.'s like really enjoyable, but then once you talk about it, it's like, what? But that's the whole thing of this genre is that it's all about the ride. They're all like the stylized kills and like their ridiculous, like, there's no way that person could have murdered everyone. Right, right. Because this is like an 80s, something something like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th.this is not a young lady who's going on murder. They're just in her 80s? 70s, probably?

No. Her son is like 30, so she's probably in her 60s, if that. You think? Okay, all right. Still, I think a 60-year-old woman is just running around meat cleaver and never won the death? real Marcus Day right now, underestimating her. Ha. You want to rate this thing? Yeah, you want to go first? I do.

I fucking love this movie. I bet you do. The version that I have, that's two hours long, has all the cutscenes are in Italian, because they did, they weren't ever dubbed. Did they subtit like the movies just goes from like English to Italian to English to Italian, it goes back and forth and back and forth. It's a little hard to watch because of that, but it's such a great movie. I think like, this is probably his ultimate, I agree, like the best of these movies that

he's done. I'm going to give this movie a nine. I fucking the in my fists. But I enjoyed watching it. I could have done with more gore. I'm gonna give it a seven and a half. Okay, yeah. I liked it. Thanks, Danny Glover.

Little squirby. I loved you in saw when you went. Oh, hoo, huh. A little squirmy. A little sluggy. A little slugg, a little slugg, a little slugg, a little slugg, a little slugg, a little slugg, a little slugg, a little slugg, a little squirmy. A little sluggy. A little sluggy. Sorry. Right now he's like, what the fuck did you just call me? I'm a little sluggy, you mothfucker.

Katie. Yeah. You like a mail bag? I'd love a mail bag. I take you to mail bag. Whoa. We got a mail from Brandon. to this email that he sent us, insert Woody's subject header here. Perfect. You did it. Dear, Wearwolf Ambulance, thank you so much for hours upon hours of entertainment.

You have provided me over the last few months. I originally heard about your podcast a couple years ago when Mike Bokowski mentioned you, after we did the blob episode with him. Hi Mike Bukk. No, that's not enough. But somehow put off listening until last Halloween. I was instantly hooked and have listened to every episode and a few more than twice.

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Hey, Janice and Brandon's friends, get on board. Also thank you for being an evangelical for us. Yes, proselytizing. The good word. Her boyfriend John says he thinks he's having a stroke or seizure every time he hears the name werewolf ambulance because those words don't belong together in any known language. Hey, John? Sorry you're an English expert. Sorry we aren't. It's not like I have a degree in it or anything. He goes on to give us some suggestions. Please. And then it says, good luck with Savini Watch 2018.

Thank you. Relevant to this episode. Yes. And says, PS, today happens to be my 44th birthday. HBD. How long ago did he send that? Oh, HBD?D. It's also the 34th anniversary anniversary of the bizarre of the bizarre of the bizarre of the bizarre of bizarre of bizarre the bizarre the bizarre the bizarre the bizarre the bizarre the bizarre the bizarre th anniversary of bizarre th anniversary of bizarre the bizarre th anniversary of bizarre the bizarre the bizarre th anniversary of the bizarre the bizarre th anniversary of th anniversary of th anniversary of the bizarre and tragic events and you need a medical supply. I've been meaning to write for months, but this odd coincidence of dates seems like a good excuse to finally drop you a line. Thank you, Brandon. Yeah, that's really sweet. Did he give us any good suggestions? He did. Let's pick one. Okay, let's see. This is how prepared we are you guys. So Katie. Let's take since he had such a nice email. th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to theeeeeeeeee. the. the. the. since he had such a nice email. Let's reward Brandon with an episode. And Janus, let's be honest, this is for Janice. Yeah. And not for John because, hey, guy?

I like that he thinks that he's having a fit though when he ever hears a werewolf ambulance. We're gonna do tourist trap. Yeah, 1979. That's a good year. Yeah, we're keeping in the 70s. A very good year. It's hot. I gotta get out of here. All right. So got us on the internet. Get it. You send us the suggestions. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter,

where all family is else to say. Happy 4th of July. Yeah. Happy two weeks later. This is two weeks later. Birth of America. Thanks for listening to another episode of Wear-Off Ambulance. Bye. you know