Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 187- Dog Soldiers (2002)

Episode Date: July 30, 2018

In this week's episode, we're discussing a film suggested to us by listener Dakotah: the 2002 werewolf film "Dog Soldiers." Special topics for your consideration include: the mystery of meats, realizing you may be a jock, being lied to about whether this movie is a comedy, free range sausages, Danzig's Library and the wonders untold that it contains, and Paul Reiser. We've done a ton of werewolf movies, unsurprisingly. Check out Episode 46- "The Howling," Episode 53- "Ginger Snaps," Episode 60- "An American Werewolf in London" and Episode 148- "Wolf Man." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. And please, keep those movie suggestions coming!  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Keeh. Alan. We left a cliffhanger from last week's episode of werewolf ambulance. It was that you lied to me about dog soldiers. What did I lie about? You fucking don't think it was a comedy? It is a comedy. It is not a comedy.

It is clearly not a comedy. Oh, I think it's real funny. I think you're a sick person in your head and I think you have mental problems. It's. It. It. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is not a comedy. Oh, I think it's real funny. I think you're a sick person in your head, and I think you have mental problems. What about the spoon joke? I didn't even get it. What is it? It's a Matrix reference.

Oh, I don't, I've never seen the Matrix. Wait, what year was this movie made? Two thousand and two. 2002. I thought it was like 1993. It looks so bad. I rented an SD to be fair, but oh, sure, yeah. The DVD that I own of it is probably worse quality than the SD. I really thought it was like 1993. Oh, 2002. And also Davos looks so young, the guy from Green the Thrones. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. He looks so young and so made up. Yeah, he looks like an Instagram filter. He looks like he airbrushed himself. I fucking hate those Instagram filters. I'm so creepy.

They're so creepy and it's just like, listen, bitches, we all have wrinkles, okay? Like, get the fuck over yourselves. I just hate this, I hate, there's something that's really weating me out about my peers, taking pictures of them doing all these like aspirational things, and then like photoshopping themselves to look like they're 15, even though you're like 35 and to really be worried about other things, like with all the strife in the world and all the horrors of the world. Oh, forget it, I'm going off from my thing. But what if I have, you know, dough eyes? Doe eyes. Just do eyes. What if you just blow, make your eyebrows? What if you just put on the smoky eye filter and just look so hot?

Just like, oh my god, your brawl game is so strong. Are they still on flea? Is that a thing that we're still doing? No, that's well over. It's well over. I lied about this being a comedy. Yeah. Yeah. It's not. thhehea. th. th. thi. th. th. thi. th. th. thi. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. to to to to to toda. to to toda. toda. the. tho. the. the dog, it opens on the shooting the dog, not fucking comp- I was so mad at you. I was like, I'm gonna watch a British comedy. No, it's not fucking funny. I didn't sell it as big faulty towers.

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OK. And I couldn't tell any of them apart. Well, once you get away is Sean Pertwey. Okay, I know them. And I know Davos. Yeah. Everybody else is just like a bald-headed white guy, which is interesting because... Yes, and the subtitles were often wrong. My DVD is so booty. It's so like, it might be a blue leg that I have. You stole this movie is what you're saying. Yes, I ran to Scotland and stole it. It doesn't have subtitles.

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Hmm. There's like the guy who likes football, but is he spoon? Is he Terry? Is he Bruce? They bring up Bruce like halfway through this movie and I was like, have I met Bruce? Do I know Bruce? Bruce dies very early on. Which is, I don't even talk me, I don't care. I feel like the whole situation with the dog at the beginning is a very emotional situation that like endeers me to, I'm just going to call him Tommy. Sure. Because he doesn't want to to and like it makes him a human fucking being. Absolutely. And it makes you really hate Davos.

Oh yeah. Because he was going to kill that dog. And then he does kill that dog. That and his tiny, tiny eyebrows. His eyebrows are so tiny. I like that though. It looks like a weirdly attractive. So you're into like Vulcans. I don't know. I gotta think about it. Do they like tremors? This movie was suggested by listener Dakota.

I think Dakota probably loves this movie. Yeah. You like this movie. I do. Oh you dummies. You dumbedums, as it were. I'm beginning to get a sense that you don't. Do you know who directed this movie? Neil Marshall. Yeah, of the descent fame. Yeah. I love that movie. I know. He's on a lot of other stuff, right? A few other movies. He did a movie called Doomsday that I really love, that I can understand why someone else would completely hate. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's him doing Escape from New York, Mad Max and a little bit of a Lord of the Rings. Yeah? And he's just got a little the little the little to a little to a little the little the little to a little to the little the little the little the little the little the little the little to the the the the to the the the the the the the the to the the to the the the the the th. He. He's a lot. He's a lot. He's a lot to to to to to to to the the the to to the to the to the to the to the th. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's a th. He's a lot. He's a lot. He's a th. He's a lot. He's a lot. He's a th. He's a lot. He's a lot. He's th. He's the th. He's the the th. He's to the to to to to to the to th. He's to th. all of them together? Yeah. I guess that's his thing. He like smooches genres together, or smooches films together to make a new movie. What was this a smooge of? This is like your, well, the DVD that I have has like, is like, it's Jaws meets aliens.

Sirs. I think you could break it down though, because Davos is, have you seen aliens? Uh, no. I think I've seen of it. You know what I mean? You know that it exists? I mean, I've seen all the parts, but maybe not in the right order. So Paul Riser's character?

Spoiler Riser's and aliens? I guess I haven't, I fucking love Paul Riser? I read his book Couplehood. There's no way I could have expected to react to Paul Riser. How you feel about Helen Hunt? Cute, she's cute. And then I read his book Babyhood before I had the baby. Okay. Polarizer is very funny and very time. He's good. Wood. His character is trying to bring one of the aliens back to earth. Okay. So that his company that he works for can basically make it a ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta to the to their to their to their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. How th. How th. How th. How th. How th. How th. How th. How th. How th. How the. How the. How the. How the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. Howea thea the. How you feel feel feel of the aliens back to earth, bring one of the xenomorphs back to earth. Okay. So that his company that he works for can basically make it a tactical weapon for the military.

Okay. And that's what Davos is doing. It's true. Predator, I think it's pretty obvious. Like you drop a bunch of like Weathers in this movie. No. Just flexing. I can't believe you didn't see his arm get shot off.

Oh yeah, I think I fell asleep. You didn't just didn't rewind the movie. I love you so much. I really do. If I find that's so endearing that you're like, I'm not going back. You can only go forward, you can't look back. That's what I like to tell people. Wait, I have a question. What's Alien 3 about? Because maybe that's the one I've seen of.

Alien 3 is the one on the prison planet. I think I've seen that. It's directed by a French director who's the dog alien that like, and you're doing like dog alien point of view, is it just running up the walls and tunnels and stuff? This sounds familiar. Yeah, yeah. Maybe I need to just watch all of the alien franchise. Ah, I would, that's it would be a good. That's as far as I've gone with the,

oh, no. Oh, I saw the new one in the theater. Covenant? No. The one with Eastbound a down in it? No. Oh Covenant, or you probably saw Prometheus then in the theater. What was before Prometheus? Um, aliens four? No. I'll look it up. Yeah, call Jason McHidrick. He knows all this stuff. No, that wasn't Prometheus I saw in the the theater. Okay. I just got real mad at you about that. Oh yeah, I saw Covenant. Oh, you fucking idiot. I wasn't Prometheus. You dumbed them. I saw Comethea. So I just watched it on the TV. Ah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for your loss of time. You know what? You know what? It's got people that I love at it. You know my love of Ezer Selba. Oh yeah.

So beautiful. Just like he was dead. He's not dead. No, no, I'm just blowing it into ether and hope that he fell a little kiss on his cheek. Yeah. He's like, oh, he's like, oh. Have you ever watched Luther? Yeah. There's a point where like, suze. I'm Susie and the Banshys and goes, huh, they're actually post-punk? And it makes me so fucking happy. Just because you such a bone dog.

But tell me about Jaws. Hope this is also Jaws. That's the one that, like, there's no mayor saying we got to keep the forest open. There's no like, yeah have the howling on it though? Like it should totally have the howling. This movie should be called the bowling because it is... The bad howling?

The bad howling? I think I just came into it being like, oh, this is a werewolf comedy. It is not... Maybe, I should not have sold the comedy aspects of it so hard. Also I thought hot fuzz was horror movies so what the fuck do I know about anything? It's British people they confuse you. They're all funny. You can't tell if they're being serious or not. This movie also has the scene where they are still, they're in the woods but they're still doing like the tactical the training they had gone they had the they had they had the they had their they had they had their they had they had their they had their they had they had their they had their they had their they had their their their they had their they had their they had their their their they. their they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thea thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. they're they're their their their they're training that they had gone out to do. It's cutting really fast.

I hate that. I have to say I hate that. It makes me feel like, oh my god, I don't want to look at this with my eyes. You know what I mean? You have to look at it with your heart. I don't want to do that either. I thought thatent is. We start off, we have to mention the tent scene with a young couple making out after... His

teeth are so British. They are so British. This couple's making out and earlier the lady had given her partner a silver letter opener for getting a new promotion or new job or something. You mean to tell me those people weren't straight out of 1993? That is shocking. It's not like he was wearing a flattel around his waist t-t- I think she was. But that letter opener will come back later on in the movie. I forgot about it entirely until it did. And then I was like, oh, like oh I love the scene where like he's unzipping her ski pants yeah and like don't don't camp when it's that cold no and if it is don't take him off it's true also just the laying down in ski pants just seems so weird yeah your butt would be it's like a wedgie waiting to happen I feel

but I love the thing of like him unipping her pants and then like it stops because zippers stop. Unless you have one of those all the way around zippers, but she didn't. And then like them both just following the sound of the zipper as someone's unzipping their tent. It's really scary. And I also like that she didn't scream. Oh you like that? When she's like, no, no, no. And then she gets ripped the fucking half. She does. That's when I was like, this isn't Alan. Like, what are you talking about this being a comedy? I should have said it has comedic elements.

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in 2002 when England won 5. to the today. England got kicked out of the cup today. I saw that. Yeah, I'm sorry. Go Croatia. Go Croatia. Second smallest country to ever go to the final. Who's number one? Aha! Sports facts! What's the smallest country to ever go to the World Cup final? Uruguay. Also, fuck Luis Suarez. Don't fucking bite people. Oh, that was years ago. He's been doing it for years. He's done it like three times. Yeah. That's hilarious.

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Megan. That's what I said. Um, I have a note I can't put on subtitles with an exclamation point. I'm just like, well, I'm missing so much of everything, thi thi Help! Help! Sean Pertwee is the son of a Doctor Who. I've never seen a Doctor Who either. I'm missing so much of everything, aren't I? I'm really, I'm actually a legit surprise you've never seen a Doctor. I feel like it's a thing I could get into. Oh yeah, 100%.

It's just, it's one of the, that's one of the things that's overwhelming, like, where do you begin? You can start with the David Tenet run. That'll probably be fine. Okay. And that's a good thing that you can put on and be like, I'm going to think about cucumbers for a while. Oh, really? It's not. Okay. You don't have to play super close attention to it. But here's my question.

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This is where I have the note, shit, I'm gonna go get some ice cream. Oh, it's a cherry. It's good. What do you go there? I think Brunton Dairy? That sounds good. Yeah, it was real nice. Nice.

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Ice cream cones? They went to pages. I have the note very exciting at this point. Ooh, very exciting, says the man watching this movie. And there's a glance exchange between Davos and Megan. That you're like, oh, these two know each other. Oh, I miss that. Mm-hmm.

That's interesting. It's because they both bad guys. Yeah. Spoilish for this movie. They go into the house, and as you can expect the house, the fire is still set, the table. The house does she say it is? Just this family that she knows from the valley.

She lives on the other side of the hill she claims. And there's this nice family that lives there. And she's surprised that they just break in and start eating all the food. This movie also uses the cat jumping. It's a dog. It's just, okay. Because dogs, see? Oh, that dog is goddame adorable. What do you, oh Sam, that dog's name is Sam. Yeah. What would you name that dog? I don't know, Skippy.

Skippy scribbles. Skippy scribbles. That's good. That's a real bad job that they did as English Special Forces. You know what I'm saying? That's a real bad job. They're real bad at blowing up every time they blow it up until they're not, until they're real good at it. I don't understand their skill set.

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Like they tried to market it as that. But while the superglue is forming the bond, it heats up, so it can actually burn your skin. Gross. Yeah, so I don't know if you've ever gotten super glue on your finger and it's gotten like hot and burny, but it can do that. And so it's probably not the best thing to stick in your wounds. There is a medical-grade version of it, I once cut off the tip of my finger and then like a day later asked if I should get stitches,

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But if you're a dog, that's got to be the most exciting thing you can get. Oh my god, free-range sausages? It's like sausages. It's like sausages in their natural habitat. I mean, so there's like a note that I want to see whether or not you'll agree with me and I have a feeling no will be the answer. I really enjoy Neil Marshall's dialogue. I like the way the people interacted in this movie. I thought it was good. Okay. Why do you think I wouldn't?

I don't know. Bollocks. Spongue notes? Oh wait'm sorry, I slipped into Paul Hollywood. Your hair got real, weird, gray and spiky. It's just so sharp. It's just so sharp. And the always turned up cuff, always got to have that cuff, that just one-fold to your cuff on your shirt. Yeah. Should I start doing that?

You know when you're wearing your buttoned-down shirts. I wear flannels. But yeah, like, just like in the dissent, like, I think he writes like dialogue between people who like each other really well. Right, it feels like relationships. Yeah. Just have the note, dirty fucker. There's, I mean, that's a line that was definitely in this movie. I like when they're trying they're they're they're the trying their trying their trying their trying their trying their trying their their try. I their try. I try. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. Just like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I to seal up his tummy. That's what I want to call it now. And Sarge just starts screaming for him to knock him out. Yeah, and then he does. Just punches him right and just clocks him.

Yeah, and then they're going around looking for weapons and stuff around the house. I feel like that's most of the movie. Just finding weapons. Yeah, and then of this movie. I was like, I've been watching this for days. It's long, too. This movie's long. Yeah, hour and 45 minutes.

It feels long. Yeah. And the plot, there's not much to the plot. No, it's all revealed in the first act and the first act. Yeah, the second, p-pr. But it's sort of a home invasion movie, too? They're like, hold up in a house and the monsters are trying to get in. I guess. It's more of a zombie movie in that sense than a home invasion movie, I would say. Because they're just boarding all the doors and windows.

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I don't know. I don't remember how any of them die. I mean, like there's that. There's that scene where the guy the guy the guy the guy the guy the guy the guy the guy the guy the guy's the guy. I the guy. I's the guy's the guy. I's the guy's the guy. I's the guy. I's the guy's the guy. I's the guy. I's the guy. I the guy. I the guy. I's the guy's the guy. I'm the guy. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I toooooooooooooooooooo. I toooooo to to. I tooo. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I barn to get the Land Rover and he sees like a dead a person getting killed? Yeah. Who is that? That is one of the soldiers. That's Terry. Terry was the guy who was like doing dishes and making tea for everybody. I don't know if that is. He's the guy who puked on Davos' head. I thought that was Spoon. No. They look very similar. They do. I liked that scene a lot where the guy like hot wires a jeep to for them to escape in. Yeah. And there's that like a Halloween moment where he's like in the car and then you see somebody else's breath come over his shoulder. And he's just like you're behind me or yeah. Yeah.

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Like, you do not know that that's what's stopping them. Like, you have no way of knowing that. Stop saying these things like they're fact. He's got that military bravado. I hate that. feel about when Spoon was hammering the door shut and they stuck their hand, one of the wherewolds sticks their hands through the mail slot and just starts hammering it really fast. I like that. I guess those parts are sort of funny. Yeah. Yeah. I like when he called somebody a piece of piss to hot wire a car.

Right. Oh right, so they even know how to hot wire? It's a piece of piss. I guess so. I guess that's good. Guess that's easy. So the whole time Davos just keeps getting healthier. Right.

And being very, he's acting like a sullen teenager. He's just being like, uh, a cuck. And he has said multiple times there was only supposed to be one. Like when they first find him, he just keeps repeating there was only supposed to be one. Right, right. So is this where he reveals what he's doing there? Yeah, more or less. That he's there trying to get one of the werewolves to bring it back. He had got an intel from like the higher, the government, I guess, that there would be werewolves and he should get one and bring it back dead or alive. Yeah.

Because he's wanted? Dead or alive. Should I go grab that acoustic and just smash it against the wall? Because that's what you're supposed to do with an acoustic guitar. This is an animal house. You kind of live in an animal house though, not a fraternity, it's just a house full of animals. It's not a great joke. So this is when like Ryan, Davos just keeps yammering on about stuff and Megan finally turns goes, Ryan, enough! And Tommy is like finally goes, hey you guys know each other. Yeah, right. He finally figures it out. Right. And she explains that she went out with them as a zoologist. She went out with him

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so they all do they're all just like a wolf he says that he's got that brown rid you're gonna listen to him yeah and he's got a different accent more Scottishish Scottish. Sounds like, no. You nailed it. No, I didn't. So, tell me how you feel about Megan's reveal that she is indeed a werewolf. I was confused because she has them do this elaborate thing with the Jeep and the flames and light and the cabin or barn or whatever. And then she just goes, I'm sorry. And I was like, why? And I thought they were going to make out, which I didn't like at all.

Oh, because she gets like really close to his mouth. Like she thinks that's where he was going for it. Yeah. I like that. She's like helping them. She's like helping them. She's like, she's's got the right idea here. Yeah, just sit still. Oh, and we've seen that Sean Pertie. Why did she pick that point to turn? Why not just kill them? Or I guess she's trying to get out?

I don't know. I think she had unlocked the back door to let them she says to coop something like, I thought you were going to be my way out. Yeah. But what does that mean? I guess she thought, you can't just be taken away from lichanthropy. There's no geographic distance that can. Lyanthorough is like, uh, it's positioned and won't you drop that in again. I put that.

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particular that's great where they look into this guy who's accused of being a wherwelf and he comes out of this clearing shaking a baby in his mouth. That's pretty cool. We've done a lot of werewolf movies, that's a problem. Jesus. What a goddamn delight that man is, stupid delight. So Sean Pertwey has also gotten better and shows Tommy his wound that's all healed up now. But I like when she like reveals who she is and then like he calls her a bitch or something and she's like, yeah she's like you think are bitches, but I really am or something like that. I was like, really? I'm a real bitch and it's that time of the month.

Yeah. Full moon times. I mean... But I did like that when she says that three were wolves while came behind her. Yeah, that's cool. I like when they were first turning into a w a a a a w a w busted girl. Yeah, yeah. And your eyes looked like an Instagram filter? Oh and she didn't wasn't she the one who shot Ryan when he started changing? Oh who cares? It doesn't matter. Somebody shot him. But they shot him with just like regular bullets, right? Do regular bullets kill them? I guess not when they're full-blown

where wolf. But if you're still people, because she gets shot and seems to just be dead too. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Can I tell you something I took a very serious issue with? Please. So Sarge is going to blow the whole damn thing up. He pulls out the gas line and cuts it. a gas stove. It's definitely electric. Yeah. It's definitely electric. There's no way. There's no way there's a gas line running out there. That's all I'm saying. Unless it's

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Is that an action movie? The Incredible Hulk? Yeah. Yeah. It's a superhero this movie. No, they're all so dumb. All they make now. Yeah. I like when... So, And Tommy says have you tried licking your balls yet? Yeah. Oh the spoon joke. So spoon gets obliterated by an explosion. Yeah. He's turned into mush. And Tommy says where spoon to serge and search just goes, there is no spoon. And that is a line from the matrix where Keanu Reeves is being taught how to to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use to use the the to use the the to use their their their their that is a line from the Matrix where Keanu Reeves is being taught how to use his mind powers. There is no spoon. Why does Kianna Reeves have mind powers? Oh because the internet is in an internet. It's

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with shit that they'd stolen some people after they murdered. I think I didn't see a lot of those. I think I didn't see a lot of this movie. you know what I mean? Was it your sleepy time movie? No I watched it over a period of days. Did I I, I, I, I, I, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, the the the the the the they. Oh, I. Oh, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the bodies hanging from the ceiling? Yes, I did. Okay. And then he kills him with a letter opener, that kind of burns, and then we get credits. And there's like a couple little shots in the credits. That like the camera sound. Kching? Kaching? Well, it's because... .

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the flash off at the... Oh, I see. And then there's a newspaper, like a weekly world news that says England, Germany, 5-1 England, and then where wolves ate my platoon is like a little small thing. So he lives, Coop lives, I guess, to tell the tale. Yeah. Yeah. That's nice, I guess. There were just a lot of dog references in here that I was like, I get it. You're being really heavy-handed. Like when she's talking about how a wolf pack works like they're men who all run together and they have each other's backs and they're gonna stay in one place together and I was like oh they're the wolf pack yeah you know what I mean like I fucking get it you're not

being deep Neil I know you didn't write this did he I don't care well I'm gonna reveal something to you that's gonna explain why you didn't like this movie tell me wrote directed and edited, Neil Marshall. Neil. That's not, of movies we've seen where someone has written, directed, and edited, this is one of the better ones. I have the, the sticks are low, the bars low. This is a rare he did it all, but it's good. I-M-H-O. Sounds like we're moving to the...

Barrings. Nope, let me try that again. Please do. There's just no way to do it, is there? Rheing's face. That's the way to do it. That's it. That's it.

You go first. You know, that second act is real sloggy. If you don't like an action movie. And yeah, and I don't. Yeah, I mean, it's not that I don't, there's some that I like. It's just there, on the whole, I'm like, I get it, you've got guns. Like, cool. Bang, ma'a, bang, bang, bang, ma'a, bang. wrestling and you're there all day long. That's a different kind of action. A barely kind of action. I mean I didn't hate this but I certainly didn't love it

either especially with all the good werewolf movies we've done. Yeah. Like an American werewolf in London and the howling and Wolf Man. This just doesn't stand up in my opinion. Okay. I'm gonna give it a six. All right. You? I really love this movie. I really love Neil Marshall movies. And this was the first one that I saw. Oh, okay.

And it's so, I think it's just really silly. Maybe that's why I think of it as a comedy, but I do like action movies and I like a good mash them up movie. And I'm gonna give this movie an 8. All right. Yeah, I'm glad that Dakota, I was thinking about we should do this movie for a while. But now I can blame someone else because you prefer bringing it into your life. Tweeting the finger is always a good move in my opinion.

It's always a good choice to say, uh, not me. Oh, you mean, it wasn't me. Are you shagggying right now? Yeah, I love shaggy. Shaggy. Shaggy! Did you ever see them performing that on Saturday Night Live? No. So I can't remember the guy who does like the singing parts. You mean all the words to the song they're like, they keep crossing the stage, like doing

this like, da da da da da da da da dance and they never stop doing it. They just keep walking back and forth. At least in my memory, that's it. I'm gonna watch it as soon as I get home. It's very funny. That's a great song. Also like how did you forget you gave someone a key? . And how did she believe you when you said it wasn't you? She literally caught you banging on the bathroom floor.

Yeah, and on the counter and on the sofa. She even caught you in the shower. She even got you on camera. She saw the marks on your shoulder. She heard the words that you told her. Why do you know so many lyrics from that song? Because I fucking love Shaggy. Look, you know what we were just talking about all the culture that I have to do?

It's because I was listening to Shaggy. Shaggy and Sean Paul? I don't know anything else about what's going on in the world? No. No. I don't even really know Sean Paul. You know, I know something you do like. Is it mail bag? It is mail bag. It is.

Mailbag. We got a tweet from magical zombie that I think you're going to enjoy. I like the name already. Yeah. I like the, it's like a wizard zombie or like a, yeah, da da da da, tta, a zombie. Isn't that zombie? That zombie. A minfree that that that th that th th th th thah thah that's thi thi thi thi thi that's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that Isn't that zombie that steals your watch at the bar and you're like, come on? A Chris Angel zombie?

Mind freak. Oh, I'm going to see if I can change my name to Mind Freak zombie. Mind freak. I think. I wasn't like the idea that some zombies are just standard, not magical. Yeah. Real plain zombie. Just binge on the first 100 episodes of World of Ambulance.

Can't wait to catch up soon. Honestly, you guys are the best horror movie podcast ever. That's crazy. That's crazy. D-dah-dah-dah-dun-dun-dud-dah-dah-dah-duh. That's amazing, thank you, magical zombie. And also the good news is I just, I started to sweat when we did that. That. I started to sweat when we did that. It's like my heart's rates going up.

That's amazing, thank you, magical zombie. And also the good news is that you're only like halfway there, and by the time you get through those, it'll probably have done another hundred. And I will say, I think we've gotten funnier. I mean, we have to have. Or at least we've lost our minds more. Oh, that that that that to have. Oh, that's so awesome. I can't imagine listening to 100 episodes of us though. No? No. No. I definitely have. I've listened to every one of our episodes. That's true. You've had

to have a movie next one? Sure. Do you want to do a listener suggestion? I would love that. to listen or a listener suggestion? I would love that. that. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their to their their their their their their to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thoooooooooo. thooooooooo. the. thooooo. th. the. the. their the. th. Mealy Monsterland suggested to us on Facebook. Let's unpack that Mealy Monster Land. Is it like a land that's like when you take the skin off a red delicious apple and it's just like, oh come on. Who called this delicious? Yeah, that's gross. Or is it filled with meal worms? Also gross. That would be a monster land. That is. Well, maybe Mealy Monsterland will explain themselves. And they're bizarre capitalization. Just finished listening to Tremor, hilarious.

Oh, thanks. You guys are the best and by far my favorite podcast. Oh, thank you. You're my favorite Mealy Monsterland. You're the one and only in my heart. And, hopefully, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the, th. I. I. I. I. I. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, thi. I, thi. I, thi, maybe, maybe, thi. I, thi, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, thi. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uhthank you. You're my favorite Mealy Monster Land. You're the one and only in my heart. And hopefully on Earth. I have a listener suggestion, my childhood favorite, Night of the Comet. In. We're doing it. We're doing it. Oh, you know what, I just realized?

What? This is not Night of the Creeps. Yeah, I'm stolen. This is in my, my, I love this movie because it takes place in a mall. Right. Yeah. I do know, I know I was thinking I'd seen this but I've seen night of the creeps. I've not seen night of the comet. And it's got, oh, who's the, I'm just going to say who's the blonde woman from shopping mall. That does not narrow. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I's th. I's th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the the that that this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is th. I th. I th th th th th th th th th th th th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I the. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love the. I love the. The one who's like the final girl in it. That's like, her dad was a Marine. I'm gonna call her Mercy. She's also in Night of the Comet. Cool. It's a double mall movie. Wow, what a typecast that is. So we're gonna do that next week. Great. It's on Amazon. Thanks, Mealy Monster Land. You're so sweet. You are. If you explain that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th th th the th the th the th th the th th th the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thoom. thathea. thoom. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thoooooooooooooooooooooo. th. th. the. tha. tha. tha. tha. th. th. th. th. You are. If you explain that to us, I'll like it a little better. I just like to know. I like when we make fun of people's names and they reach out, they're like, listen.

I'm actually a doctor. It's actually my grandmother's name. My grandmother was milie monster land and I'm named for her. She's dead, so thanks. She killed Godzilla. Do you think grandma was invited to kill Gatil? Like they brought her in as a consultant? Yes, Gamra brought her over. We are really, we are just off the rails. I do like that when reading that message from Milly Monsterland, I definitely conflated that we were their favorite childhood podcast.

Oh, what if somebody grew up listening to us? We've been doing this for five calendar years. Yeah, there's athere that's been probably listening to us in utero and is now. So come back next week for a- That's why I only played my kid, Nelly in Udero. She was born with a band-aid on her cheek. It's weird. That's the thunk song? That's Sissy. Nelly is, um, it's it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, the, it's, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. I, th. I, th. I's, th. I's the the, the, th. I's, th. I's, th. th. I's, th. I's, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, the. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. th. th. th. th. th-a. th-I. th-I. th-I. th-I. th-I. th-I. th-I. th-I. I'm. I's. I's. I's. I's. I. Oh yeah. Nelly is, um, it's getting hot and hill.

So take up all your clothes. And also like, um... Going down, down, baby, your street in a rain driver, sweet sweeper, baby, cock ready to let it go. Shimmy, Shimmy, Cocoa Puff, pass it to me now. I don't think you get mad at me for mixing up Cisco and Nelly, pretty much same artist. Nilly had a lot of hits. Didn't Cisco? He's got that thong song? But didn't you have a silver head? Yes. That's pretty tope. Maybe he thought his hair was an Android. He was ahead of his time. That gray hair really didn't kick in for about 20 years. Cicco Trend Center. We are way off the rails, all right.

Making when your booty go, da, da, that, that's all I remember that song. No, I don't. Woo, that dress so scandalous, you're shaking that thing can't handle this. Leave us all in. Leave us all in. Leave us all in.

Leave every bit of tired. Yeah. Due to some scheduling difficulties, we're doing six episodes in three weeks. So buckle in, because next week is going to be even weirder. Oh man, but then I'm going to be laying in a pool for a week. I don't know why they usually a pool of blood. I really hope not. Don't take buttons. Katie. Alan. Bid these people good night.

Oh, thank you. Good night. Thanks for listening to another episode of Oral Familance. Bye. Bye. the end. to be.