Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 188- Night of the Comet (1984)

Episode Date: August 6, 2018

This week's episode is a request from our new pal Mealy Monster Land! Seriously, what does that mean? Please let us know, MML. Anyway, it's another wonderfully schlocky 80s movie- Night of the Comet from 1984. Special topics for your consideration include: a lack of both logic and resource-gathering, our own post-apocalyptic society plans, zombie movie punks, contemplating the outcome of the entire world farting at once and a VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! Do you like apocalyptic horror films? Check out some of our other episodes, such as Episode 12- "The Happening," Episode 101- "28 Days Later," or Episode 173- "Dawn of the Dead" (the remake). Have you seen this one? Did you like it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.  Music used in this episode includes: Chumbawumba- "Tubthumping" Voyag3r- "In the Hands of Computers" Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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And it killed the dinosaurs? Kill the dinosaurs. Okay. Yeah. Mm-hmm. And then there's something about a coincidence. I missed that also. They're like, some people think it's just a coincidence. But some don't. But I don't know what the coincidence was.

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has gotten number six. So she plays the game again and then she takes the six spots. She plays it just enough to get in six. But why wouldn't that bump them down to seven? Because somehow she's still seven. That's not how high scores work. You know what I mean? Tempets like just as blocks that you can that you can It doesn't bump anybody like if you get 65,809 points you're in six. You're in six. Yeah, and the other guys gone dead. That's just not how high scores work. And it's a weird,

it's a weird mechanic in this movie because it does not matter. We never find out who DMK. Oh yeah, we do. Who? It literally has to wait till the end. It's a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thetill the end of the movie before I can tell you. Okay. Or I'll just say you now, the guy who drives up at the end, his license plate is DMK. Oh, I missed that. Yeah. Was I supposed to catch that? Yeah. Like the camera like zooms in on his license plate? I was probably, was that where the... Did the end is a dumb. Yeah. Yeah. So,

the Reg is just, she's like a maniac for Tempest. She works at a movie theater. She has fantastic hair. Oh my God, I want to swim in that hair. It's amazing. One point I turned it missing, I was like, can I pull that hair? No. I would just look like a wrestler in the 80s.

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She's dumb teen. The only thing she's got like, she's got some mechanical skills, and she knows her way of our Mac 10 submachine kind. Yeah, and she has like, she knows self-defense. Because it made me kind of mad that she's like making it, which I hate that phrase, that is gross, never say it again. She's making it with this dude who's like real shitty to her. He's the worst.

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And I was like, oh my god, I'm going to put up with this guy throughout the whole movie. And then they fucking kill him. I was like, thank God. Kill him with our first zombie. Here's the thing about those zombies. They're good. They're scary. They're not really the bad guys in this movie. Nope. Which it makes that shift about two-thirds of the way through. Yeah. Why do they do that, do you think? Because I think it was a good little twisty-twist. It is, but the zombies are just forgotten about. Yeah, just to the zombies like, is being a zombie, the toy, th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they's, they're, they're, their, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they, they, thi, thi, they, they, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they, thi, thi, thi, they-da. Or do the zombies like, is being a zombie one step closer

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you know you can wear like a slim fit gene and it'll actually adhere to your leg and you won't look like you're wearing potato sacks. Oh, yeah, I'm 40. Okay, yeah, that makes sense. Let me try this out. I want to get to Sam having the best line in this movie very early on talking to Doris. What is it?

Doris is talking about how she likes to get freaky with Chuck the neighbor. And Sam says, Doris, you were born with an asshole, you don't need Chuck. That's really good. That's really good. And I feel like I know some people in my life I'd like to say that too about their partner, you know, and it's just too late. It's too late. Can you just write in a piece of paper and slide in her and look at them knowingly? Like Andrew, Andrew McCarthy in Passion of the Christ? That line, like I was just like, oh man, you've, I hope like someone ran her on a table after they turned that line down. Yeah, I love her nails. She has like four inch Lee pressons in like sin red, and I love it.

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Too bad, I miss up. Why does that get to live? I don't know. Here's another question. When Reg is riding the motorcycle through the city, there's like one car on the streets. Yeah. Where did the rest of them go? They were all at their watching parties. How wink? I mean, it's Los Angeles. There is traffic everywhere. I know. I know. But whenever they need a car, they have no trouble finding one. I know.

You can't have it that way. That's one thing when we get to the ratings face. I'll just get into it now. There are no ramifications in this movie. Like I'm a big fan of post-apocalyptic literature and film and everything is like, okay, we got to find food, we got to find water, we got to find shelter, and they're like, uh, do you want to go to nerds the mall? Yeah, I definitely want to do that right now. Okay. How long, how many days do you think this You think so? Yeah. I mean, how far is San Diego from Los Angeles? Uh, just a few hours. Driving a long haul truck? Yeah, yeah, but no, no, no bad on the back.

I'm sort of figured out how long he was gone for. At least a day or two, I would think. Yeah. It's been a minute since I've driven from LA to the West Coast? Yeah, and then up through Canada and back. Wow. I was gone for 27 days. What band was that? I was ruining. Oh, when you were in Led Zeppelin?

You got it. I'm John Bottom. Ripep. I'm the know for a series. It's a band you've probably never heard of. They were called Fields Lay Fallow. I was there Rodey. I have heard of that, but only from you. Okay, okay, okay. Ex-Spirit Assembly? Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh, no, yeah.

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You never stuck them to anything. Mm-mm-mm. I can't commit to a sticker. Oh, yeah, so when we, when she comes out of the movie theater, when Reg comes out of the movie theater, and she first sees that zombie, he's got like a ham hawk in his hand of Larry. Oh, I missed that. Yeah, I'm just chowing down. And I was like, good ridden's to Larry. That guy sucked. Yeah, I'm glad we didn't have to suffer through this movie with him. Also, the zombie is pretty good. Yeah yeah yeah so she beats up the zombie and takes the motorcycle. Yeah just motorcycle Larry's motorcycle yeah yeah and goes to her house I guess. Yeah Sam tells her to be careful with the sweater because it cost $80. Yeah do you know what that is in

2018 money? Hold on what is that in 2018 money? 1-1-1 Wow. Yeah. That's a pricey sweater. What is that? That's a pricey sweater? I don't know, but it was a cheerleading sweater. So I would think not. Sam does not strike me as a cheerleader though. No, that was a weird, a weird character. Yeah, for sure. Not an arc. Whichever. Whoever wrote this goddamn thing? What are words for. And then she has to convince Sam that this has gone down because Sam slept in the tool shed last night. Which is how she's protected. It seems like a lot of other people should also have been protected.

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earthly idea. Okay. Did it happen before recorded time? Or before plot points? That's yeah. So they go to the local radio station once she's convinced Sam that this has gone down. I love when Sam standing there with the dog leash with the vaporized dog ash standing next to me. Yeah. I was like, oh buddy. Yeah, all right, babe. What a dog death recently on the podcast.

Oh, that's next week. Oh, that's next week. And last week? In dog soldiers, ready for more dog death next week. So much dog death. Did you think Hector looked like a weird Ralph Maggio? No. Weird, I did. I did think he was very handsome.

He's cute. I'm not saying any, I mean, Ralph Manchio. Oh yeah, he's a looker. I was very surprised that only beautiful people survived the apocalypse. I mean, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's tha tha tha thu thu I mean that's the way it should be though, right? With reds, with her beautiful hair. Oh, thank you. And she really works a long face.

She has a long face, strong jaw, and it looks great on her. How did you feel about Sam's dream? Oh, that was good. I like a dream within a dream too, even though you're kind of like, yeah, I know it's still going, you know. Yeah, she gets pulled over by zombie cops. Yes, but she's drinking and driving and wearing what appears to be a wedding gown? Why wouldn't you in the Apocalypse? I don't know. Not that comfortable. Can I?

If it's the apocalypse. Everyone is gone, accept them for the people that you love. Let's just get rid of the sadness. It's all the people you love are with you. Okay. What's your game plan? And it can be this level of like, I'm not worried about food or shelter. What about Wi-Fi?

There's no Wi-Fi. That's done, done, done. Not going away yet. Okay. Mmm. So your Netflix cue is probably out the window. Well, I do have like four episodes of Daniel Tiger downloaded to my Kindle for important moments. Sure. So I'm going to watch those. So I'm going to do. That's my plan. Sweep pants and Daniel Tiger.

See what are you going to to the mall? I mean, I'm definitely going to the mall. What are you going to do there? You're going to wear expensive clothes, you're going to dance around. Do you still have to try them on? That's the worst part of going to the mall. You're not, you're going to go to like put on expensive clothes and be like, us doesn't fucking shopping stores. You stand there, Stark raving naked at the rack, just pulling stuff up and putting it on. I see, why would you be in a fitting room? Yeah. Yeah.

See, I'm still modest even in the, even in the apocalypse. Then what? You go to them all? Yeah, and then I'm going to, you know, probably drink all the tap. Weas in the juice. We using the juice. You know, figuring out how to make my own Saboro. That kind of thing. They've probably had some made in that little warming tray. You can just get down with. And that'll probably last a couple weeks. A lot of preservatives in that Sabarro. Yeah. I wonder how Adam Sparrow. Get in touch Adam. Hi, Adam Sabarro. Sorry, we're so mean. Sorry, we give nicknames to everybody and they don't want them. Who recommended this movie?

Oh, that would be the person who doesn't need a nickname because their name is already Mealy Monsterland. That's, there's nothing I can say. You've done it yourself. You win. You win. We can't stop. Once you hear that, it's just... It's in there, yeah.

So they go to the best radio station ever with the best decor. I am obsessed with that neon sign of the dancing people playing instruments. I am obsessed. That and the, what is it, RCA Victor, like the dog standing next to the like Victrola, just looking over at it, looking over at it, looking over it? It's so good. Yeah. I'm also obsessed with the decor in Hector's mom's house with the RFK portrait.

I love it. It's so good. I thought it was a little on the nose that she was just listening to like really loud like Hispanic music. Yeah, well it was police Navidad wasn't it? Was it? I think so. Okay, okay. Okay, that makes a little bit more sense then. But I do like that in rapid succession we had the RFK portrait and then it cuts to that tiny child zombie wearing a Charger's sweatshirt, which I really, really loved. That sequence of that's, that, that, that, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, I th, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I th, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, was thi. was thi.ea. tha. tha. tha. thia. thi. thi. thi, was was tiny child zombie in Chargers sweatshirt is just a plus. I love this sequence because you know in dawn of the dead or in 28 days later like killing the little kid zombie when you see him is like this like life-altering thing that happens to your character and Hector's like

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Yeah. I'm really into that. They both really are. like wanted to do this like post-tobaclyptic thing was talking to two teenage girls that he was on another set with and they were like oh we would do this this and this and they were like we would just go have fun yeah yeah he's like all right how do I do that yeah pretty pretty much yeah I like when Sam is broadcasting at the radio station I like that that that the the the greater Los Angeles basin. Because there's three people that was like, you did the math so quick. Yeah. Come on.

It would have taken me, there would have been paper and right. Fractions. Fractions are hard. She came up with the best name for our new band, though. What's that? All right, all you teenage comet zombies. That's pretty good. Yeah, that sounds. band actually doesn't it? A little bit. I think I was just thinking it because I was sanking downstairs trying to get away from your dog. You were picking it up pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up. Pick it up. Jim's got face I think we

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But the guy who's in all the Joe Dante movies. Yeah, what is his name? He's in a shopping mall also with Mary Warnoff. Dick. Dick Miller. Richard Dick Miller. I think the the the that they think I may not know what that's short for. I love the scene where they are outside.

Oh yeah, so the scientists are like, hey, they want to come pick them up? Yeah. Check them out. So they're outside. Where did they get the machine guns from? She says the military base? She says there's like an outpost for military training. Oh really?

Yeah, and their dad used to take them there for target practice and they keep, they store automatic rifles there. Gotcha. Yeah. See I was paying attention? You weren't listening? This is a quiz. This whole podcast is a test. But I love that they're just outside firing up a car with mech tens. For no reason though. Just target practice.

This target practice. But it gets you that great line of where the gun jams and she's like, see, the problem with these? They always jammed on you. Daddy would have gotten us uzzies. Yeah. And then Reg is like the the car didn't know the difference. Yeah. Yeah, I like that. Apparently that was all improvised. Cute. Yeah.

Then there's them, they go to the mall. Yeah, there's a shopping montage. I love a shopping montage. I would have watched an entire movie of shopping montages. With shitty girls don't want to have they don't want to. Here's a thing about the guys, the zombies in the mall. Yeah. In a post-apocalyptic society, I'm gonna do very poorly. I just am. We've talked about this. I just am. But I hope I get to be part of a group that wears cool outfits.

Yeah. They look so cool. They're movie punk zombies. They're amazing. Although Willie is wearing a robe that says Willie? And I wonder where he got that. Yeah. From his job at Willies.

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Global warming? We'd be really happy, I think. Everyone would just for one moment be like, he, he, he, that could be nice. That could be nice. Samantha's taking being shot at very lightly. She's just dancing around like their paintballs. They are not. That's what I mean about this not having any consequence. Yeah, it's true. Like, if a person was really firing an automatic weapon at you, it would be the worst moment

of your life. And she's just like, ha ha ha ha! I'll throw a shoe at you. Like, what? What? . TV on no one. Yeah, she says something about eat glass and then pushes a tube TV off a railing. This does fit into our movie. And screams.

She screams. Oh yeah. She's so excited. Yeah. This fits into our movies that could be written by a 12-year-old boy. Yeah. It's just so absurd. But there are a lot of witty lines like, the scientists are trying to find to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their to to to to their to their to to their their to of witty lines, like, the scientists are trying to find our heroes. And the guy's like, where would adolescence go with nothing to do?

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She's so stupid and they're so mean. But then she was like, uh, says you, it was the worst three weeks of my life. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I also like that there's no, like, the to fuck. They're just like- There's no morality tale in this at all. Which I feel like a lot of those 80s movies had that flavor. Right, they should, by all accounts, be dead, two of them. Then Hector shows up as Santa Claus.

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Well, let's get to it. OK, OK. So he goes to the military. He finds the military base. I don't remember how. I'm trying to remember how Sam got out there. He has her in the trunk. Oh, that's right.

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It's a very natures week for us. Uh, I have the note, dynamite too, Hector? You're a dream boat. He is. And weird Ralph Macho face. I can see it now that you bring it up. How old do you think Hector is? Oh too old for Reggie. Okay. Yeah, Reggie's supposed to be like 18. Yeah, she says I'm 18. I can stay wherever I want. Yeah. So Hector is what, 30? Late 20s probably? Yeah. What are you gonna do? I mean when you're, the pool's a little shallow right now. As it turns out she's a wonderful mother,

so. There's these two kids. My parents told me never to breathe anything from strangers. Did you hear that long? No, I didn't and I like it. It's so good because like, they're going to free the kids, like, the their, their today's, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, to to to to to be, too, to be... to be. to be. to be. to be. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, to to to to to to be.......... to.. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. t. to. to. their, their. to. to. to. from strangers. And I was like, in what situation did that come up? But don't you feel like I should tell my kid that now? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, don't, don't inhale anything a stranger gives you to inhale.

I just saw that you just made a note of it. I did. Notes, notes for parenting. So they grab the kids, they get in a car. They blow up a truck. It's a great explosion. It is. Yeah. I have to note how quickly we get used to murder.

Yeah, I mean, Hector is like kids cover your eyes for Uncle Hector so that he can murder like seven people. And we've seen at this point that the main zombie guy scientist is totally turned. Yeah, he's a bad face. He has a bad face. He has a bad face. It's a bad face. And then they just drive off into the darkness. Yeah, the rain washes all the dust away.

What does that have to do with anything? The dust wasn't like, is that how people were getting, is that how it was, I don't understand. So the sky was like totally orange for all the movie? Oh yeah, because Reggie goes outside and doesn't notice if there are piles of clothes everywhere and goes, hmmmogs today. Yeah, okay. I do remember driving into Los Angeles for the first time and just being like, ew. Yeah, it's gross. It's just thick and brown. Yeah, it's hard. It's hard to breathe. Yeah. So the rain comes, washes the sky,

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Dressed like Wonder Woman. She's wearing like a Lycra body suit of red, white and blue. That's right. But like a shawl or something? Yeah, she's a shawl. She's wearing, she's a little bit modest. And she's like sort of being left out, you know, yeah. They they're gonna meet up on the other side of the street But new mom won't let the kids cross on and no walk side It'd be even though there is no traffic because everyone is gone. What do they do with their days? Become a family become a nuclear family what oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, tho' thii. they??? they? they? they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they's they. they's they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. t t t t tode. toda. toda. toda. toda. toda. today. the the today. fuck this. You could cross whatever you want, runs out, dances in the street. She's all angry. And a car comes speeding out of nowhere and almost hits her. Did you wish it had a kind of hit her? No. No. Well, I thought it would have been a funny end to the movie. Sam's dead. Well, not dead, but maybe just busted up. the th. Just like oh, yeah, exactly. A comedic 80s car hit.

And this is where we meet Danny Mason Keener. Oh, he does say that twice. Yeah, yeah. DMK. He's, I guess, Sam's dream boat, dude. She just gets in the car with him. So like they're just going to repopulate the earth. That's fucking gross and weird.

Super gross and super weird. Honestly. But I love that they're just like, they're not worried about food. They're not worried about shelter. They're not worried about, they're worried about fucking. Yeah. Who am I going to fuck? Your choices are very slim.

It's just DMK and Hector. Yeah. And that is Night of the Comet. Yeah, it is. I gotta say, I'm sorry you had to develop a taste for these shlocky 80s movies. Like a good taste? I think so.

Okay, you know, between this and chopping mall and what else have we done recently that was an 80s really like ridiculous? Hmm, I'm trying to think. I don't know, I've done a bazillion movies. Yeah, yeah. We've done a bunch of these though, yeah, for sure. All of them I think, right? Yeah, we've covered all the 80s. Are there ratings face? It's not the same voice earlier. I'll just hurt my shoulders doing it too.

Yeah, you just really strained yourself. Are you okay? Do you stretch? I'm fine. Okay. Um, sure, I'll go to the ratings face. Would you like to go foist? Sure? I really like this movie. It's super dumb. Yeah, it's real fun. There's small small. the small. the small. the small. the small. the small. the small. the small. the small. the small. the small. the small. the small. the small. the small. the small. the small. the small. the small. thine. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. thi. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. theeea. toea. thea. to thea. theea. to theeea. thr. thin. thee. thi a shopping montage that to a cover of girls just want to have fun, and if that's not enough for you, I don't know what would be. The end is terrible. The last scene should just not have existed. It should have just been them driving off into the dark. I feel. Yeah. But seeing Reg as like a doting mother of preteens was really uncomfortable. So that's the only thing knocking it down for me. So I'm going th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the. the. the. theeeeeeat. theeeat. theeeat. theeeeea. theeeea. theea. the. the the the. the's the only thing knocking it down for me. So I'm going to give it an eight. I love it.

Yeah. What about you? This movie is so much fun. It's so silly. It's like, just so wonderfully. But like I said, like I know, I recently been reading a lot of fossilized litic literature because the world right now. I'm getting ready. Can we just lie down and die?

Is that the idea? No. That we agreed. Yeah, I'm just getting ready so that when it happens, I can go, oh yeah, that's what's happening. Okay, we're good. Okay, just so you can recognize it. I'll send you a text to the text, if it's the apocalypse. You said I don't have I'll do it right before. Okay, okay. I'll have enough knowledge. I'll have my phone in my hands at all times. I have a certain

kind of pressants that I can see stuff exactly when it's happening. The moment that it occurs. You and Helga. This movie's a nine. This movie is so much fun. Yeah. If you love the 80s in neon and movie punk zombies and movie punks and movie punk zombies and Mary Warnoff. Big hair and spandex and malls. Yeah, if you like fun. Do you like fun? Nah. Oh yes I do. I lied. I am a girl and thus.

I don't want to have fun. I don't want to have fun. I don't want to have fun. Thank you to a mealy monster. . Thank you. Katie, now that we're done with the ratings phase, yeah. Can I take you to another favorite place of ours? Yes. M-mah-mail bag?

I'm already there. Girls just want to have mail bag. Yes. This is from Ariel L. Hi Ariel. She says, I find it very hard to find new podcast that I can listen to. There's a buzzillion of them out there, Ariel. I don't know if you know. Not all of them are listenable though. That's true. My sister told me about you guys a few months ago. I waited a while because I had low expectations. Best, best to keep your hopes low. But low would behold! This is one of my new favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite favorite. to my my my to. to to. to to to to to to to to to to. I. I. I. I. to to to to to to to to to to. I. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to they. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the the. the. the the the. I hopes low. But lo and behold!

This is one of my new favorite podcasts. Yeah! You guys rock. Thanks Ariel's sister. Thanks Ariel's sister. Thanks Ariel's sister. Let's all be Ariel's sister. Let's all try to be more like Ariel's sister.

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stop. It's fantastic, I'm enjoying it. And she ends it in a weird way. Yeah. Keep pumping them out and I'll keep listening. Ariel we will. Ariel you're the best. you are th you are th you are th you are th you are th. You are th. You're th. You're th. You're th. You're th. You're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. the. the. thi the. the. thi the. thi the. Yeah. keep listening. Ariel, we will. You're the best. You are so nice. Thank you. Oh man. Do boys. Is that up route 80 to get there?

I don't know if that's true. I just made that up. Yeah, you want to head up. You're going to go up. Yeah, you're going to go up. You know, to go up, anyway. I don't really know where state colleges and I just choose not the middle of the goddance. Look, I know Pittsburgh.

Yeah, I got. Altuna. Okay. I got Harrisburg. Sure. I got Philadelphia. Okay. I don't know anything else. Very mushy. Katie. It's a big state. It's a big state.

People always think Philadelphia is right next to Pittsburgh. It's like 300 miles away, Bozo's. Yeah. It's a long, boring drive. Very boring. Yeah. What's the tunnel? I don't like to play the whole breath game while you go through it.

While you drive? Yeah. What about the double tunnel? Nah, never passed out. Oh boy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hey Alan. Hey, Katy. I know that we've been teasing our EMTs with some big news for a while. Should we just tell them? We, yeah, I think we should. What do you want to tell them? So every week we come to you, live on tape delay

from Alan's attic and we thought you guys should look at our faces. Oh God. We're doing a live show. We're doing a live show. Live show. L.S.L.S.L.S. L.S.R. Show. What are the details, Alan? Tell them the details.

So on October 5th at the Glitterbox Theater, Melwood Ave in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, will be... Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh. Pitsburgh, Pittsburgh. Bitsburg. We're going to be doing a live show. Do we want to tell now what movie we're doing? I don't know. Let's, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let, let's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the details, the details, the details, the details the details, the details, the details the the the the the the the the the the details, the details, the details, the details, the details, the details, the details, the details, the details the details, the details, the details the details, the details, the details, the details, the details, the details, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the be doing a live show. Do we want to tell now what movie we're doing? I don't know. Let's make them wait.

Let's make them wait. Fuck that. Already antagonizing them. Oh my god, I can't wait to say so many things to your faces. So tickets are going to go on sale for this on September 1st. We'll send out a link. Limited edition, limited edition tickets. Get in there while they're hot. It's intimate is what we're calling it.

An intimate night with were-wool fabulence. This is the small room so you guys can fill it up and make us with where will fabulance. Ten bucks. Proceeds, proceeds benefit us. My favorite charity. Yeah, the charity of Wehrlfambul. Yeah, so we'll...

Look, we bring joy. We bring joy. Oh, God. We are bringers of mirth and joy. I really think you're going to say mercy? We are just like, mercy killing or something, which is not. I'm no, I have no expertise in. I love the leaps that you make as soon as I start something. Oh, you're going to say blood that right now, aren't you?

I think I watched too many crime dramas. Anyway, October 5th. And then show starts at 8 p.m. promptly. I am a punctual person. We're doing this on time. Alan's also very functual. We're putting the punk back in punctuality. I like that a lot. $10.

Tickets on sale September 1. It'll be on event bright but we'll put the links everywhere. And we will be reminding you incessantly until it happens. Oh, weekly until then. Also, this little bit that you're hearing here is going to be in every episode for about the next month because we are, uh, we're recording this remotely and we've recorded well in advance. So fuck you, I guess. Fast forward if you've already heard it. I don't know. There's a a new secret thing at the end of everyone. So listen all the way through. This one is pickle. Whearwolves.

Yeah, it's gonna be good. It's gonna be fun. And we'll have new t-sh-saheat. It's a new, all new, wherewool ambulance. And yeah and other stuff so we'll let you know more about that as it comes closer. Yeah and we'll see you there. Right? Guys? Guys? What if they just us in an empty room? We'll just record another fucking podcast. Yeah we'll pretend it never happened. We'll do the podcast that we had to pay a lot of money to record. Oh, wah! Waa!

Waawa. Katie. Alan. What do you want to do next week? Okay, like you're saying that? Because you're mad at me. I'm not mad at me. Obviously, we're recording two podcasts at once.

Also, I just want to say that this is this next episode will be the sixth that we've recorded in three weeks based on our various vacation plans. So we're going a little baddie. We're marathoning it right now. We're really are. We're just stockpiling these. This is my fault, and I'm sorry.

And we'll talk about it next to the to th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah it so easy. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, we'll come back to it. But right now, we're doing my suggestion. Alan's already mad at me, so like, I've never been mad at you, you're mad at you. Before this very moment, I've never been mad at. You're mad at me while you're watching it. We'll Taco Bell. Suggested by listener Katie, not a listener, just a recorder. Yeah. Just a co-host.

I'm here. I'm doing it. Corman Brinson stars in the movie, the dentist. It's on the, uh, Amazon. I watched it for free on Voodoo. Oh. It had ads, but there were only like three ads in the entire movie. thi. seconds apiece so I thought it was well worth it. That reminds me of my favorite beginning to a voodoo glow skulls record speaking of SCA.

Yeah. Who do voodoo? We do fuck you? Love that. God, SCA's so good. It's so not threatening. You know what I mean? They were that punk sco-skah though.

So it's a little edgier. Or Metascophles, or the Scottalites. Oh yeah, Skanking and Pickle. O'Scama Bin Skankin'. Real band name. Kind of love it. Bart Scompson. Metalloscop? It's a Portlandia joke.

It's not good. I mean, it's good when they did it. So come back next week and hear us talk about the dentist. He's mad. Do you hear that? He's mad? You've credited us on the internet, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, where will family meals at Gmail. We're still taking listeners suggestions because babies it's easier for us? Hmm. Leave us a review on iTunes. And be more like Ariel's sister. Tell a friend. This is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Come thi, come thi, come thi, come thi, come thi, come thi, come the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Come. thi. Come, thi. Come, thi. Come, thi. Come thi. Come thi. Come thi. Come thi. Come thi. Come thi. Come thi. Come thi. Come thi. Come thi. Come, th us. Mm-hmm. Leave us a review on iTunes, and be more like Ariel's sister. Tell a friend. This is how we grow, is you tell people that we have 180 goddamn episodes for them to listen to.

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