Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 190- Interview with the Vampire (1994)

Episode Date: August 20, 2018

This week we're doing one of Allen's suggestions: the 1994 hit film "Interview with the Vampire" (not "Interview with a Vampire," which is a much better name.) Special topics for your consideration include: vampire law, the perfect age at which to be turned into a vampire, besties 4-ever!, Netflix subtitles at the peak of absurdity, fashion, wigs and moping-- the usual stuff.  Do you like vampires? Check out our other vampire film episodes because we've done a butt-zillion of them: Episode 22- "Fright Night," Episode 70- "30 Days of Night," Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned" and Episode 136- "The Lost Boys," Episode 153- "The Hunger" and Episode 163- "Let the Right One In." Have you seen this one? How did you feel about it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   And HEY, did we mention we're doing a live show? We are!  October 5, 2018 The Glitterbox Theater, 460 Melwood Ave in Pittsburgh Doors at 7:30, Show promptly at 8pm Tickets are $10 and go on sale on September 1-- we'll give you the details then. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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I think it should be a vampire. I mean like I'm not trying to be Mrs. Anne Rice about it or anything but But this is the vampire there are several vampires in this film of which do you refer? I mean, okay, do you like Anne Rice? Uh, you read these books? No to both? I tried reading Anne Rice in the 90s when you were supposed to? I? I? I? I? I? I th? I th? I th? I th? I th? I th? I th? I th? I th? I th? I th? I th? I th? I th? I th? I th? I th? I th? I th th th th th th. I th thi thi th th th th th th th th th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi? I thi? I thi. I thi. I think thi. I think thi. I think thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I mean, okay, do you like Anne Rice? You read these books? No. No to both? I tried reading Anne Rice in like in the 90s when you were supposed to. Sure, when you had your black fingernails. Yeah, and it just did not fire for me. Just not, not my scene. It's just, okay. Let me just, let me just, let me just suss you got a sweater on. Cool. It's hot. I mean a hot. Yeah. I mean weather wise. Okay. Queen of the damned. Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. That's all I had. God, what if this movie had Alia in it? What is Queen? Okay. I don't remember any of Queen of the dame, the the dameen's enough or at all perhaps? Since someate the Vampire Lestat was brought back into the human world by new metal. Right, so that is not part of this canon. It is. That's a later book in this series.

Okay. This is the first of the Vampire Chronicles. This is the first of Narnia, I think is the full title. Yes. Okay, and then, then, then, then the then the the then, the the the the then, the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. T they. T the the the the the the the the the v. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. Ve. Ve. Ve. Ve. Ve. Ve. Ve. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. V. Vampire. Vampire. Vampire. the. Vampire the. Vampire the. Vampire the. Vampire the. Vampire the. Vampire the. Vampire the. Vampire. Vampire. V. V. V. V. V. Yes. Okay, and then, then they go to Seattle and they get very pale, but sparkly. Okay, I'm just trying to figure out this. I'm just trying to get the timeline, right? And then they Bramstoker, their Dracula, or actually that happens before this. That happens before. We're just talking about you. We're just ruining it. We're doing it bad. I don't understand a lot of things about why people like this movie. Oh, okay. All right, we can get into that.

I mean, Brad Pitt is awful in this movie. Awful. He's so young and so beautiful. And it just cannot act for shit. To his credit, Ken now. He's so young and so beautiful. Oh God. Just cannot act for shit. To his credit, Ken Now. He must have learned. Yeah.

Uh, yeah. I mean he is g-g-go-garbage. When Kirsten Dunch shows up and you're like, oh, God, finally an actor. Yeah, she's wonderful. That says to say Tom Cruise is not also wonderful in this movie, but speaking of Tom Cruise and wonderful, I have a problem and that's that his hair in this movie is basically my hair goals. And I was watching it and I was like, I think I might just take a picture like a still of this and take it in with me and just say like, how do I thr th... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I t, tha. I to to to to to to to say to say to say I to say I to say to say to say to say I to say to say to say to say I to say I to say to say to say I to say I to say I to say I to say I to say I to say I to say I to say I to say I to to to to to to to to to tom. I tom. I tom. I tom. I tom. I tom. I tom. I tom. I tha. I tha. tom. tom. tom. tom. tom. tom. tom. tom. tom. tom. tom. tom. tom. tom. to to to volume? Yeah, I think I get that volume. I think I should too. Can you listat me? Is that a thing we can do? I'm gonna like black out his face so they don't know that it's a still from interview with the vampire. I had a question. So these people are vampires and when they become a vampire they are stuck in that phase of their life. Sure. As to as we to the the the the their their their their they they they they they they they they to their their they they to their they will their their they their their they they they will they to to the. to to to thi. I to to to to to to to to to to to th. I th. I to th. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. the. the. the. the. tou. te. try. tha. I'm try. I'm to to to the. I the. I that phase of their life. Sure. As we will learn to

heartbreaking effect later on in the movie. Sure. Have you reached peak? Please turn me to a vampire now. Oh I'm past it. You're past it? You think yeah. 23. Put me in there at 23. Really? Really? Yes because here's why? Okay. I have better hair. It looks better. I can better hair. It looks better. I can stay up super late. Yeah. You're going to need that to be a vampire. The boobs look a lot better, to be fair.

Like, I just was at peak, cute and fun, and now I am just a garbage. thun' that. Come on. We'll not accept that. Garbage. Anyway, I mean, if I had to stick here, I'd be okay, but like, my back hurts sometimes, you know? At 44, I was like, man, you probably should be turned into a vampire prior to having to contemplate whether or not you can have fried food. Right, yeah. Being like, should I go to the bathroom again before I leave the house because I don't know what it's going to look like if I don't. So yeah, you should probably pick a vampire earlier.

If they like came down and be like, hmm, I'm good. No, this is just gonna, no, come on. Just let it go. It's already, the ball is rolling and I am below it. Let me just come back in like a few months, let me drop like 15 and then maybe by me because you can't you can't you can't you can't you vampire. You can't gain or lose weight as a vampire you don't think? Apparently well Tom Cruise does so in this movie. Yeah but it's an extreme diet that I don't want to be involved. Yeah I think 23 or bust.

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Because vampires are supposed to be sexy, right? Yeah, as this movie shows you. I guess. Yeah, they are always just mowling and everybody. Yeah. I'm sorry, what are they doing? Oh, well, the epitome of sexy. Yeah. See, I'm not 23 23 anymore, I don't even know. Move. I'm. Whatever. It's just, I mean't even know. Move. I don't know. Whatever. It's just, I mean, it seems exhausting. Oh yeah, for sure. But they get a lot of sleep.

So that's nice. It's true. I don't want to wear those weird contacts though. Yeah. So that's this movie. So that's this movie. You guys like that one? Interview with THE Vampire. Yeah.

This movie is rated R for Vampire Violence and Gore, which I really appreciate it. It's 1994? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that sounds about right. So is the book's pretense? Is it called interview? I mean, it's about Christian Slater interviewing Brad. I mean, th.. I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Interview. Interview. Interview. Interview. Interview. Interview. Interview. Interview. Interview. Interview. Interview. Interview. th. Interview. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. In. In. In. In. In. In. In. In. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's like. It's. It's. It's. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's. It's. It is the book's pretense? Is it called interview? I mean it's about Christian Slater interviewing Brad Pitt. I mean in so many, sure I believe so. Yeah, having never read it, sight unseen, I will say yes. Having no idea and never

even looked at the back of the book or the book jacket. Yes, that is what it is about. I pretty sure I shelved this book when I worked at Borders, books and music. Yes, they did they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah... Yeah............................................................. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah... Hmm. Yes, they did have a musical section, did they not? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I stole many CDs from it. Oh, man, they're going to come back on you for that. So I would cut that if I were you. Luckily, they're dead. They did that.

Unlike vampires, they're just gobbledy cook. So the basic summation of this movie is Brad Pitt is a mopey Harrington who wants to go and be mopey and tell Christian Slater about why he's all mopey. Does he though? Like it seems like he was gonna kill him and then Christian Slater was like can I interview you instead? like what how did it even come about that they ended up in this place? Having this interview? Because he was gonna eat him? Yeah? He? He? He? He? He? the the the the, he? the the, he? th. I I? th. I? th. I? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to? to? to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. tod tod te. tell? tell? tell? tell? tell? tell? tell? tell. to to to to to to to to to him. Yeah, and then what? And then he saw that he had recording equipment and was like, oh, he had like a tiny tape recorder. Maybe you should just interview me. Oh my god Brad Pitt, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, like a ska band. I was reading about this and apparently like he got super depressed by having to do night. Waah they're paying methey're paying me grazilians of dollars to be awake at night. Sorry, that's not funny.

I mean, people get seasonal active disorder, so I imagine working on the nights could do the same thing. I'm sorry, don't email us. But it was like, you can have fun with that. You can figure a way around this Braddy. They're celebs. Yeah, fuck Tom Cruise. Oh, at the peak of his Antonio Banderas. Okay, so I have questions about Antonio Banderas. Is he hot? Hell yeah.

I couldn't decide. Really? He looked bloated to me. I was watching him on a laptop. Specifically in this film you thought he looked bloated. I mean, I haven't seen him much lately. I don't know. Yeah.

So he's hot. I think he's a, I think it's a hunky fella. All right. I think this is a- I'll go back, I'll go look again. A movie populated with hunky folks. And then one lady who does nothing but just have full bush. I just like kept imagining her agent being like, oh, oh, okay, okay, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I, I, I's, I, I's, I's, I's, I I's, I's, I's, I's, I th. I's, I's, I's, I th. I's, I thi, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm thi, I thi, I being like, all right, here's your role. This is what's gonna happen and she was like, oh, okay, okay, fine.

I guess this is my big break. You're talking about it in the vampire play thing? Yeah, well, I don't understand that either. Why are they doing vampire plays? How is this not getting them in trouble? Like, I can't believe that not one of those people was was said to a reporter or a cop, this seemed a little weird. I can't believe that. It seems so risky for them to do that. You know what I mean? Yeah, I do. But yeah, I really like that seat a lot because of how creepy it is. Because there's so many titties there are. Because there's only two there's so there's so there's so the so the so the so the so the so the so the so the so the so the so the so the so the t so th so ti so ti so ti. I so ti. I's so ti. I's so ti. I's so ti. I's so that's so the so that's so that's so that's so that's so that's so that's how that's how that's how that's how many that's how many that's how many that's how many that's how many that's so that's so that's so that's so that's so that's so th. It's so th. It's so th. It's so th. It's so ti. It's so ti. It's how ti. It's how many ti. It's how many ti. It's how many ti. It's how many ti. It's how many ti. It's how many ti. It's how many ti. It's how many thi. It's how many thi. It's how many. I's how many there? There's only so many titties, there's only two.

Ring that titty bell twice. But for duration, just ring that titty bell for a while. Just ding and ding. Can I put in a titty bell aside right here? Please. Lucy has one word, my daughter, Lucy, that is not Dada, Mama or Hay. And it's Kitty, because we've, you know, Glenn and why not. And at first it was E-T, E-T, E-Tee, but she's starting to get the K sound, but instead it sounds like a T, so she's just going, Titty, Titty,

and I just want to ring a bell so badly. And I also just imagine her being a daycare like, Titty, and wondering if they're like, oh fuck. So, that's all. My kid's first word is titty. Anyway, carry on. Just an aside. So yeah, it's just Brad Pitt explaining his dumb vampire life to Christian Slater. I mean, so he's depressed because his, this is in the 1790s? Yeah. I think he's depressed because his wife and

child have died during childbirth. Right, not uncommon at that point in time. No, no, I mean, no. So he agrees to be a vampire, he gets a choice. Right, he's got a death wish. He's like having people threatening to shoot him and he's like, come at me, he's very come at me bro. I don't like that. th. th. th. He th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. He's, th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, the, the, the, the, that, that, that, th. No, th. No, th. No, th. No, th. No, th. No, th. No, th. No, th. No, th. No, th. No, th. No, th. No, th. No, th. th. He, th. He's, th. He's, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, And he's like going out with the Lady of the Night and her pimp is right behind him and he's like, I don't care if I get stabbed. I don't care. I mean, yeah. And then, yeah, so Tom Cruise gives him an offer that he did not get himself. But the choice is to hang out with that guy for all eternity. Yeah, to be his bestie. That sucks. to be to be to be to be to be th and th and th and th and th and th. th and th and th and th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thate, thate, thathe thatheat, that, th. to be to be th. th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, the. And, the. And, theat. And, theat. And, tooooom. And, toge. And, toda. And, today, the. And, the. And, the. And, th hang out with that guy for all eternity. Yeah, to be his bestie. That sucks.

Who doesn't want to be Tom Cruise's best friend? Am I raising my hand right now, Alan? You are? I am. I want to be Cole trickle's best friend. Not Tom Cruise is cold trickle. No, he's not. He's not.

He's a Scientologist. Where is she? I don't know who that is. The wife of the head of the Church of Scientology has not been seen in public since 2007. Holy shit. Yeah, various missing persons reports have been filed and the police are like, yeah we meet contact. But they won't say if it's in person or over the phone. No one, there's like no, yeah. Where is Shelley Miskovich? You tell us. There's a new documentary on about it. This is one of those like going clear type Scientology things. I don't know what that means. Oh, it was like a documentary about Scientology.

Oh, I haven't seen it. Yeah, yeah. Weirdos, yeah. Yeah. So Tom Cruise gets to be best friends with the vampire who they never say his last name. So please let me tell you. Lestat de a lion court. Really he has a last name? I don't want him to have a last name. I don't want it. Yeah Louis has a last name too. What is it? De point du Lac. That's okay. Lion court. Stupid. Anne Rice. What are you doing? People like to get their Gotha and get a little Gothic, a little vampire.

I understand that. I do, mostly. So Brack Pig becomes a vampire, sees statue staring at him. But doesn't want to kill anything. No. Which like, bud, it's kind of the deal. So he eats, but he eventually gets over that, I guess, right? Yeah, it takes him a few hundred years. G a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, thi thi thi thi thi. G g g g g gi. G gi. A gath thi. A gathe. A gathe. A little, thi. A little, thi. A little, thi. A little, thi. A. thi. thi. A. thi. thi. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that. I, that. I, that. that. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. th. A. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. th. thi. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. So he eats, but he eventually gets over that, I guess, right? Yeah, it takes him a few hundred years taking in centuries. Yeah, centuries? Question mark.

That scene where he's like gonna eat the lady and then eats her dogs instead. Yeah. That's hilarious. I definitely want to grow up to be an evil old lady with two small dogs. You know what I'm talking about? I want to be that lady. Also, did you watch this on Netflix? Or did you watch your digital versatile disc? No, you did watch it on Netflix? Did you watch? the digital versatile disc? Did you watch it was like, the digital versatile? Did you have? I'm strend. Did you have the subtitles? Did you notice all the TV. And it was like, Arf, Arf. It would say, Arf, Arf, and then like, it would say like heart pounding,

and then it would say, thump, thump, thump, thum. The fuck Netflix. Were those like, were those more closed caption for the hearing and parents? Oh yes, Arf, Arf, Arf, I understand. Yes, yes. Yes. Yes. Uh, yeah, they destroy his plantation or Louis lights his plantation on fire because he's a monster and he's mad at himself. And there's some weird slave stuff and we're just like, okay, whatever. Yeah, it's basically the slave plot line.

Yeah. Yeah, there's some offensive slave stuff. There's like a lot of like weird shit going on. The slave is like no we love being your slave. Okay all right all right Anne. And then when the rest of them are just outside dancing. Oh because that's what tribal people do. They're literally like doing voodoo dolls and shit. Who is the voodoo doll of? I don't know. Vampires? Mm-hmm. I do at one point make a note that this is a very Bramstokers Dracula feel to it. Is it because it has famous but not very good actors in it, such as Reeves, comma, Keanu? Yes, it does have that. And then like, I feel like Tom Cruise is the Anthony Hopkins of this movie, where he's just like, I'm gonna chew the fuck it at everything.

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And you realize, holy shit, she's a phenomenal child. She's great as an adult this is a great. With like, this is a crazy situation to put your 10-year-old child. When she's like raging about like why they did this to her, it's crazy! It's crazy, it's crazy, beautiful. The Kirsten-Dunce, the Kirsten-Doh, the vehicle. Yeah, I'd like to see something. I really like bring it on.

There was a hand raised before the... Excuse me. I really like it. I'm raising my hand. That's the cheerleader movie, right? Yes, it is. I like that movie too. It's really fun. Yeah. So he, Louis bites her and then can't finish the deal, and kill her. So Lestat follows him, makes fun of him. This is fucking creepy, like just let this guy have some time.

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And like, Louis is just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just the the they. with him. But why? He's not cool. He does have great hair, but he's not cool. He knows a lot of stuff about a lot of stuff. He's not even very charismatic, I feel. Is he supposed to be? Yeah. Okay, well I don't think so. Apparently he was not the actor that Anne Rice wanted to be this because Lestat is tall and blonde and... Excuse me, he was blonde. At least the hair he had on was. Yeah. Wonder who he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he was he was he he was he he was blonde. At least the hairy hat on was. Yeah. I wonder who she would have chosen, Dolph Lundgren, I bet. Apparently when she was writing the book she had Rutger Hauer in mind. I don't know who that is.

Have you ever seen Blade Runner? He is the main replicant in Blade Runner, the one that one that gives the speech at the end about that lady. Very handsome, very blonde. That is not a Tom Cruise looking guy now. Apparently at one point Daniel Day Lewis was attached to do it and then didn't want to do it. This movie would be even longer, I feel. Sir, you can't just do it to monologue from Lincoln right now. Sir, sir, sir. Well, he would have to learn how to be a vampire to do to do to do to do to do to do to do the to do their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, thi. thi. their, their, thi. their, their, their, their, their. their, their, their, their. their, their, their, their. their. their, their. their, their, their. their, their. their, their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th learn how to be a vampire to do this movie. I know, he would just go around biting everybody, but like with his regular teeth. His wife would be like, sir?

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Yeah, she quickly turns into enjoying killing also and is just killing everyone in her sight, like a piano teacher and the woman who fits her for dresses and everyone. Yeah, and the woman that she sees naked in a window that she hides in her bed and lets rot. Yeah, that was sad. Because she just wanted boobies. Yeah. And she'll never have them because what they did to her, that's insane. Yeah.

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You hate that dude. Just because I'm extremely jealous of him. Well I think he's... He's a year older than I am. He's that old. It's just kidding. I'm just Just because I'm extremely jealous of him. Well, I think he's pretty, he's imminently hateable. He's a year older than I am? He's that old. It's just kidding, I'm sorry. And looks like he's 23 and I fucking hate him. He's probably a vampire though. Yeah.

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Oh, Claudia! Oh, my gosh, the other. Oh, my God, yeah. Oh, my God, yeah. theremy. to be the terrifying. Jesus Christ she's amazing. She must have been a monster to be around. She seems great now but like I don't know her. To be a child that was like that like emotive just but that like dedicated to a craft at 10 yeah yeah if someone be like okay you're gonna rage right here she's like

you need a second to get in a character hold on you know like she just like slaps herself in his cheek and then start screaming. Yeah, it's crazy. Beautiful. So yeah, they, they, Louis then, they get the grand tour, they go through the catacombs, and Armand's basically like, look, they all want to kill you, but you're cool because I'm cool. See, I was bored by this part. What is it just here? Why do they want to kill Brad Pitt? Because they killed Lestop.

But they kill Claudia. Right. So... They kill Claudia because Armand wants Louis. But then they're... But they're... But they're... Because he's so hot. The morality tale is tale tale tale tale tale tale tale tale tale tale tale is tale tale is tale tale is a tale tale tale is a relationship with Louis. Because he's so hot. He's so hot, yeah. The morality tale is a little lacking here. Sure.

Okay. It's like an immorality tale. Fine. Let the 10-year-old die. They're like, well, they want to kill you because you killed a vampire. Let's kill her. You know what I mean? if Louis reveals it, but they know that she's the one who instigated it. Yeah. So they can't kill her. That's, I guess it's the same issue I put the death penalty.

It's not going to bring the list back. Yeah. But it does somehow. It's true. Okay, so, but Claudia has just gotten Madeline. thii care of her because she knows that Louis is going to go with Armand. And Madeline is all in because her daughter has died and so she wants his eternal daughter. Yeah, because her daughter looks like a squiggly hair girl just like this girl. Very squiggly. To the he turns Madeline doesn't he? Yes and she gets eight hours of

vampirism. She's like I would be like, excuse me I just fucking got here. And also I'm gonna take the child he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he's he's he's he's he's he's he's hea- I hea- I hea- I hea- I hea- she's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's th. I th. I th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'm took. He's took. He's took. He's took. He's took. He's took. He's took. He's th. He's th. He's th I'm gonna take the child and leave. You need not kill anybody. Yeah. You know? No, but they do a pretty sweet death scene. It is a pretty sweet death scene. And I love when, so they like, put him in a well with a great on top of it. And when the sun comes up and I guess hits the the the well, it turns them in the ash. Yeah. I love when Louis goes to investigate the ash and he touches them and it like crumbles

away but it crumbles away in layers and like you see the rib cage and then the lungs and like it's like tam stand Winston. It was pretty good. Yeah. It was it was very sad and also a relief for poor Claudia. Yeah. Yeah. She didn't want her to go through eternity to go to go to go also, she'd already been a 10-year-old for like literally hundreds of years. Yeah. Madeline, like, it's just like, oh, but I, it's like showing me your job, and you're like, oh, you're doing a great job, but you're fired. Yeah, right, like, doesn't it?

Doesn't make any sense. Nice knowing ya. I guess I was immortal. I guess, yeah, I think she was probably like, you said I was immortal, I am currently dead, you know? This vampire stuff isn't all it's cracked up to me. It really isn't. So then, oh God. Louis goes Full John Wick. I don't know what that means. It's one of the greatest films ever made, starring in

I know you feel that way. One of the greatest films ever made, starring in Keanu Reeves and a bunch of guns. What does it mean to go fool John Wick? Super Revenge? You're seeing Super Revenge and you are literally going to kill everybody. Which he does by lighting everybody on fire. Burning the place down, Louis. Oh, we get it. It looks like he's dumping root beer all over them. Yeah, I liked that. We see a side earlier on, the big like Grim Reaper side, and then he lights the all the vampires on fire and as they come running out he's just whacking heads off and I was like, this is the best. You're doing a great job Louis. There's a cool bisection too. Yeah,

which I feel is a very 90s. All the night, a lot of the 90s movies we've done have had weird bisections. It's the best part of ghost ship. Yeah. And 13 ghosts. Yeah. No. Yeah. Matthew Lillard gets bisected. Yeah. The guy hits the glass too. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, maybe that's it. What? It does not matter. Bisection. Bisection, my section. Let's carry on. And so then Louis just goes and walks the earth and goes to movies and stuff. Just is a man in the 80s, 1988, wearing a suit and still having that wig. And that collar this shirt. Really, that's his hair? I think that's his hair. I need to go back and watch like Thelma and Louise or something and see like, because he

had real long hair and thrown of the fall. Yeah, definitely a pony boy in that one. Yeah. That's what we call when you have a ponytail, right? You stay gold, yeah. So Louis basically, he declines Armani. He's like, I'm not going to be your your partner. And Armand's like, oh come on. He's like, no, you killed my best friends. I got I gotta go. Yeah. Why do I have the note, Superman? Oh, he's watching Superman. Yeah, he's watching Superman. Because he's talking about how he can never see a sunrise, but then when movies become color, he can.

Did you like that when he walks to the movie theater, he was literally seeing tequila sunrise? Come on. Do you think he walked by and he was like, Sunrise? Hello? What's this now? Do you think he walked into bars all the time and just ordered a tequila sunrise? And I was like, it's not the same.

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later you're gonna be beautiful. Why? Because the vampires. Oh my god? the Lassat's like, the I'm gonna leave and he just leaves and then Yeah, LaSat's like can we be friends again and Louis like no, that's what it is. And Louis like no, that's what it is. And Christian Slater says somebody changed my shorts. And Christian Slater says somebody changed my shorts. You poop yourself. You poop it. What the fuck? What? I feel like that line was written. And he was like, do I really have to say that? So he's in his convertible.

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The real early stuff? Shitie. All right, okay. All right. Shitty. Hey, man. It's a matter of opinion, Mian. I'm sorry.

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Like, how is they are? Yeah, I mean, both those guys are really handsome. Yeah. Christian Slater, there's nothing to sneeze at. No. Mm-mm. Don't sneeze at him. Do not sneeze at Christian Slater. Interview with the vampire. And scene.

Yeah. Katie, you know where we're going, right? If it's France, I'm going mad. If it's 1800s, France. I don't know, let's go to the ratings phase, I guess. It's just, I just feel, I just feel like, it's just, and God, and just evil. Like, I just feel like the ratings phase, the judgment is just... Do you ever just worry like you feel too much?

Do you ever just like, uh, why did I do this? Oh man, it's such a bummer. I want to cut my hair. It looks real douchy, but I can't. It'll grow right. Oh my god, you're right. He had to have that hair cut the whole time. I wondered why he was still rocking like such a weird pony in 1984.

Okay. It's a real pony boy. All right Do you want me to go first? Wait, I thought that her hair grew back because Tom Cruise made it grow back not because vampires can't cut their hair. They can't cut their hair? I don't think that's this bitch. I really enjoyed this movie. Of course you do. I put it right up there with Bram Stokers of my ridiculous vampire movies that are like weirdly sexy for me. I feel like they're weirdly sexy movies. I like that they're weirdly sexy for you. Yeah, for me, they're weirdly sexy. Nobody else thinks this.

My sexy movie is Captain Ron starring Kurt Russell. That movie is a hell of sexy. He's so weird hunky in that movie. Oh yeah, yeah, because he's so tan. Yeah, look that parade. Wood, wood, wood. Yeah, he's like a snake pliskin of the sea. So I guess it's sexy for a lot of people. I'm gonna give this movie a nine. What?

I love the special effects? I'm definitely that. I love the special effects. I love Tom Cruise in this movie. I wish there's more Tom Cruise. I'm bummed when he goes away. I do agree with that. I think Kirsten Dunce is fucking amazing in this movie.

Yeah. And it is the weakest link. Buhh. He's terrible. No, Anna Rice is the weakest link. Like, the rules don't make any sense. No. The story doesn't make any sense. That's the way all of these vampire movies are. That's not sure.

I mean, okay, I'm not getting mad at you. I'm getting mad at the situation the situation the situation the situation. I know I know it's the lore. There is there is vampire lure that is lure lore I can't say that word you got it you got it both times lure dawn. Don Don Don don. There's vampire mythology that is kind of set in stone in my opinion. Right. And this is like, but what if? No, but some of it, but other stuff. I just don't like that. I don't like that. I think, I don't know. This is the pre-twilight.

I get mad about movie monsters not following their own rules. For sure. And it's done to such stupidity, like the results of it are very stupid. This movie is very stupid. Oh yeah, yeah. And there is a lot of talking in this movie. I feel like the dialogue is just a lot. Like the scene where Louis is talking to Armand for like, I don't know, three hours?

Yeah. I like, got up, took a shower, came back, he was still talking. I like, you know what I mean? Packed my lunch for the next day. Still fucking talk. Like, so much to, I just don't like the talkies. It's too much talkie. Okay, all right. More bitey, less talking. Exactly.

That would be my studio notes for this movie. The live show thing in France is very scary. Yeah. Chris and Dunce is phenomenal. Tom Cruise is hilarious in a good way. And Brad Pitt is hilarious in a bad way. Yeah. That's much better than I thought you were going to give it. Yeah. I thought we were in the two territory. No, it's not bad. It's not Queen of the Damned. Also an enjoyable movie for its own shittiness, the Queen of the Damned was.

Yeah, Queen of the Damned at least I feel owns its shittiness. Whereas I feel like this movie's like, oh, we're gonna win an Oscar. You know? It didn't, did it. I think it did for something. It won some awards. If it's not Chris and Dunst, I mean, awards. Interview with a vampire was nominated for two Academy Awards for best art direction, slash set direction, which I'm down for, and best original score, but a loss to the madness of King George and the Lion King, respectively.

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Little trips just all over your butt. Katie, can I take you to some place? Is it France? It's a little place where I I I I I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a that's a that's a It's a little place that I call. I guess it's Mailbag. I guess we can go to Mailbag. We have no other choice for eternity. Until we die, Excess.

Like, fucking shit. Hilarious disagreements. It's the title of this iTunes review. Okay, tell me more. This is from Scaredy Kitty. Oh, that's cute. Katie and Alan are just fun to listen to even when they're not discussing movies. Oh, we do a lot less of that these days. Yeah, we're really off topic. They often hate the horror movies I love, but I don't mind because they're so entertaining about it. Oh, that's nice. Thank you for being a person a a a a a a a a a a person a person a person a person a person a person a person a person a person a person a person a person a person a person who the person who the person who the person who the person who the person who the person who the person who the person who the person, a th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, the the the horror movies I love, but I don't mind because they're so entertaining about it. Oh, that's nice. Thank you for being a person who understands you can agree to disagree. Yes. In these days and times, that is very important. You're a rare scaredy kitty. Always listen

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And I'm from Cincinnati, so you shouldn't either. What's your beef? Is it a Cincinnati Bengals issue? Until I mean, I mean, the Reds maybe? Is it a sports thing? Yeah, yeah, Pittsburgh in Ohio just have some ish. Do you notice that Cincinnati looks just like Pittsburgh with the river looks dirtier? That's not a punchline, but fuck you Cincinnati. But one big cong fan is fine, right? That's a really well-written review for someone from Ohio. That was one of the weirdest things of moving out here from the East Coast of people like, fuck Ohio. I was like, no, it's literally the same thing. It's just across the state line.

No, no, no, we are Mid-Atlantic. They are Midwest. We are Midwest. No, we're not. We're not. Everyone says hi to me when with both sides? Oh yeah. Also, you know what? Fucking Buffalo? You're so depressing. And West Virginia, we're coming for you. You're not wild and wonderful and stop telling people that you are. Yeah. Burn all the bridges. Never leave Pittsburgh. Oh, thank you, um, Kong fan.

That was really nice of you. One big Kong fan. That's pretty good. Man, my mail bag runneth over. It does. Yeah. It doth. Excuse me, sir?

Pardon, no. Do you have a moment to hear the gospel of court and wear of ambulance? Sir, we're doing a live show. A live show? A live show. A live show. It's gonna be October 5th at the Glitterbox Theater on Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Not Cincinnati, Ohio.

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. I guess we should say October 5th, 2018. So that when people are listening to this later, they won't think that we're showing up in there. it it it it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's their, it's their, it's thi, it's thi, th, to to thi, to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, is, is, is. It's, to to to to be. It's, to be. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be their. their. their. their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thooooo, too, too, to to to to to to to th up in there and it's like a it's like a mime dance or whatever else they're putting on there. At 2018. Yeah, October 5th 2018 at 7th, 730 show at 8. You got it. On to be on time. Pumpkin punctuality. Is there beer at this place? Do we bring, is it BYU? No, we'll have to check on that? know. We'll let you know. Probably have to drink champagne before we go out there, right? Oh, I'm going to be hammered.

I'm going to be, if I'm not allowed to drink in there, I will be drinking outside. Or you're always allowed to drink. Outside. It's Jesus's house. He loves wine. Glitterbox Theater, Melwood Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Tickets are going to go on sale September 1st, which is coming up. So get your finances in order to get tickets are going to be 10 bucks. Ten, ten dollars. Probably some sort of service fees, so probably ten plus a little bit.

Yeah, then Bride's gonna jack that up a little bit. They're wet their beak. Yeah, we're all got to about a movie in front of you all, so come see you. We're not freaking out at all. We're fine, everything's fine. We didn't discuss what we were gonna wear at all, I swear. Seven weeks out, we haven't talked about we're gonna wear. We did, we talked about that. I'm gonna wear a prom dress, is that cool? Me too.

Oh, attire is formal for this event. So come out. We got an email from somebody who's worried about their social anxiety, like we're not going to make you do anything. Just come out. Oh, no, I will talk. I'm not. I mean, if you're not. We'll let you do that.

Yeah, we're not. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Get a bear. Oh, and shirts soon. We got to figure that out. Oh, God, I'm working on it. I'm not. I will. I will start working on it. Oh, he's looking at a Coosie Price, but we could talk about that later. All right. Let's do another movie next week.

What should we do? Uh, listener suggestion. Okay. We did the dentist know how I want to do it every the vampire. I mean, maybe just that evens out. Did for tat. Ding. Ding. Eric B wrote to us, not of Eric B and Rockham. But Eric B and Rockham, the rapper under the ledge, no?

That's my favorite MC. I'll suggest, I'll send you a suggestion a while ago that was for Stephen King's Silver Bullet. To up the Rockies, Coors Light. Night Moves. Getting ready for a lot of that next week. A lot of it. It'll be our second Gary Busey. Yeah, Busey.

Yeah. Yeah, Busy. Our second Corey Hame. Oh. I know. We're going to do silver bullet it's on. Hulu. Hulu. Log into your Hulu account.

And watch away. Yeah. And come back next week and is in the house. The Kang is in the house. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, emails wherewolf ambulance at Gmail. thi. Yeah, we love it. Yeah, we love it. Yeah, we'll try.

Thanks for everybody who's given us those recently. You really are. We should be nicer to them. Yeah, yeah. It's hard though. I like that we've already that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that that the that that the the th. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. that th. th. th. th. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. that. that. that that that that that that that to them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's hard, though. I like that we've already set the president. We're not going to be nice to them in person. Oh, I thought that was made clear.

We're just going to throw a bunch of spiked baseball bats to the crowd walk away. It is purge night. I like the idea. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo give us good iTunes reviews, I'll do it. All right, I'll think about it. And thanks for listening to another episode of Wherewolf Ambulance. Bye, I guess we're gonna go. I guess this is running long. I guess I'm just gonna go, girl, by the end of the world.