Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 192- Night of the Demons (1988)

Episode Date: September 3, 2018

In this week's episode, we're discussing a film suggested by listener William TJ Bear: the 1988 teen slasher "Night of the Demons." Special topics for your consideration include: 90s Nickelodeon, questionable animal psychics, always being prepared to gouge the eyes, what the hell Linnea Quigley's deal is, deja viewing and a near-disaster during recording leads us to an unexpected revelation! Do you like teen slashers? Check out some of our other episodes, such as 18- "Slumber Party Massacre," Episode 31- "All the Boys Love Mandy Lane," Episode 44- "Scream," Episode 95- "April Fools Day," Episode 99- "Final Destination, Episode 141- "Friday the 13th" and Episode 162- "Prom Night"-- and that's just a small sampling of young people being brutally murdered that we've discussed! Have you seen this one? How did you feel about it? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   And HEY, did we mention we're doing a live show? We are!  October 5, 2018 The Glitterbox Theater, 460 Melwood Ave in Pittsburgh Doors at 7:30, Show promptly at 8pm Tickets are $10 and are on sale now! https://www.eventbrite.com/o/17726626821 Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Katie, Alan. Happy Halloween. Wait, was this happening? You were recording? It just started now. Oops. I don't want people to hear the disappointment of my voice when I thought I was getting candy but got coarse light instead. Katie, Alan. Happy Halloween. Wait, was this happening? You were recording? Oops. I don't want people to hear the disappointment of my voice when I thought I was getting candy but got Corz light instead. Katie. Alan. Take those course. Now reach in the their. Oh, their. Oh, it it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's. Oh, it's th. Oh, it's th. Oh, it's th. Oh, it's th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh. Oh, th. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, thi. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. Katie, Alan. Take those Corse lights out of there. Okay. Oh, sorry. Now reach in there. Oh, my God, it's candy. Yeah, it is.

Do you see how I just took one, two, three, four, five, six pieces and I'm going to eat them all right now. Oh, yeah, special dark. It's a we've I'm having a week. I'm having a week guys. It's like 917 degrees outside and I have a toddler and I just kind of can't. Yeah. Yeah. So let's eat some chocolate and drink some beer and talk about horror movies. Oh, you hear that? That's last Halloween special dark. No way I bought that target today. Nice. It's delicious. Yeah, I was thinking today. I was like, man. People are being th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm thi. th. I'm. th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I'm. I'm. I'm. th. I'm. th. th. th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm t. I'm tod. I'm tode. I'm tode. I'm tode. I'm tode. I'm toda. I'm toda. I'm toda. I'm toda. I'm toda. I'm toda. Ithinking today, I was like, man, people are being really shitty. I get to go into a room to talk about horror movies with Katie. That's pretty cool. That is cool. Yeah. What are we talking about? And what are we doing? Where were, we're, where, where, whafambulance? I'm Alan. I'm crazy and I have a mouth full of candy. I was hoping Alan would talk about a 1988 Halloween-centric horror movie called Night of the Demons. Night of the Demons.

I actually had to text Alan and say, do you mean Night of the Demons 88 or Night of the Demon 81? Or I think there's a Night of the Demon, like 1967. There's an 83 also. I think they remade this movie in 2009. We did the same director too. Oh really? Did you see th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi? thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. the. thea. to. to. to. to. to. to. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. tha. tha. th. th I think they remade this movie in 2009. We did same director too. Oh really? Did you see it? No. I had never seen this movie before. You're kidding. And this is like if you're making an Allen movie.

If you had like, I don't know what you might call it, a home in which you place tires. I mean a wheelhouse. I need a wheelhouse is where you drive a boat, now where you put tires. I don't know what a wheelhouse is. Is that really what it is? Also, I don't think you drive a boat, do you? Is that what a boat? You steer it? You rudder it. With the rudder? Well, no, the rudder, well, anyway. Really, that's what will actually? Yeah, I have a lot of questions about that. But also, I think I thought wheelhouse was like the cutout on your car where the wheel went. That's the wheel well. That's where you go to draw the wheel from when you get your bucket and you need a new wheel. You need a new wheel.

I'm sorry, I didn't knew it wasn't that. It's your NASCAR upbringing. It's true, I think everything's about wheeling. Daylin' Day of the Demons. Night of the Demons. Got your girl, Lania Quigley. Beautiful, Lina Quigley. Let's talk about the opening animation. Oh my god, I was of wish the whole movie was just that opening animation on the level. It went downhill when the opening animation stopped, yeah.

Also, I have something to say about this movie, but it's going to take a little while, and I have a reveal about it. I'm ready for the... Oh, first let's thank William T.J. Bear. Oh, first let's thank William T. Bear. the tie bear. Will... Will, I game this formal name, it's just a Christian name. Hello, William T.J. Bear. Slod, William, T.J. Bear. Please, I will sit back now and enjoy my course light while you regale me with your thoughts on this movie. Okay. All of my notes are madness, but I would like to say that I was 28 minutes into this movie. When I realized I'd seen it before. What? Took 28 minutes. 28 minutes. 28 minutes? that. that. that. that. that. that. that. That? that. That? That? That? That? That? That? That? That? that? that? That? I that? I that? I that? I that? I that? I that's? that's? that's? that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I would that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. the. that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I that's... I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thatea. thea. thea. thea I realized I'd seen it before. What?

Took 28 minutes. 28 minutes. That's a bad. I mean, who's, is it the movie's fault? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, big time. It was, and the thing that got me was, they say to the one black character you're as white as a ghost and I was like God I feel like I've heard that joke before and then I was like watching the mirror scene and I

was like I've seen this movie before 28 the first 28 minutes are so non-descript oh yeah they're they were gone for me I it's just generic teens in a horror movie I mean that's the whole movie yeah yeah but like I think yeah yeah I think yeah okay we'll get into my second tiny candy tiny candy tiny candy tiny candy tiny candy tiny candy tiny candy tiny candy tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tine tiny tine the the tine tine tine tine the tiny to the tiny to the tiny te the the the the to the te te te they they they they they they their their their the the the the the the they they they they the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the te te te te te tea tea tea tea tean tea tean tean tean tean teanne they into that. I'm getting into my second tiny candy bar while you do that. What do you got a, Mr. Goodbar? I love a Mr. Goodbar? Who is he? And why is he so great? Also, these are kind of chilly from you having the coars lights on top of them? Yeah, that was my plan.

I like them both very enjoyable. The score was a little rocky for my tastes. I mean, Rocky Bump. Bump. Who's also referenced in this movie at one point? Is he? Yeah. It's almost like, calm down, Rocky.

To Sal probably. No, Sal said it forgive the air conditioner noise. It's like 90-something degrees outside. So we're recording in a different room that has air conditioning because sound quality is great and I'm very happy that we have good sound quality. I hate sweating. My butt is done sweating for the year.

And this will probably mean nothing to you, real little brother, but people my age will remember him from his work on the early 90s Nickelodeon game show, Wild and Crazy Kids. He is Donnie Jeffcoat. And Donnie Jeffcoat. That will mean something to a lot of people. I'm sure. Yeah. I saw the name Donnie Jeffcoat and I was like, how many Donny Jeffcoats can there be out there? Apparently also his father because he's Donny Jeffco Jr. That's the most NASCAR name you can have to. I know, I know, and he was like the, hey guys, host of a show about like doing obstacle courses into my memory? Yeah, it's Nickelodeon Game Show. That that ch the movie was directed by the director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director director. I which which which which which. I. I. I. I. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to be. the. I, to be, to be, they. I, they. I, they. I'm, they. I'm, the. I'm, the. I, the. I, the. I, the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, I, I, I, the, the. I'm, the. the. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. t. I'm. th. I'm. I'm. th. I'm. I'm. I'm. Yeah, the. I'm. I checks out, yeah. This movie was directed by the director of a witch board.

I do not know what that is. Which we should do at some point. Is it like a wheelhouse? It is. I just, I left it on the witch board if you can just run there and grab it for me. It's a movie about as well as a whitee thinne video. Yes, yeah, I know how Johnny Coutine is. Wow, she acts, huh? Yeah. Probably about as well as Judy in this movie.

You leave for Judy alone. She's terrible. Judy is, I wished she had died. I do. She's terrible. She's our virgin, though. She can't. Franny live. Her hair is immaculate.

I have multiple notes about her hair. Franny is great. Her hair is great. Judy sucks. Can we talk about Angela Franklin, played by Amelia Kincaid? Sure. Amelia Kincaid is an animal psychic. IRL.

She has multiple books that she's written about being an animal psychic. What does an animal psychic do? Yes. Like, could they talk to my cat about maybe not pooping right in front of the front door? Well, you would have such a titles for books as Straight From the Horses Mouth? Oh, I hate that. I hate that for the pun and the animal. How to talk to animals and get answers. Oh, Angela, Angela, Angela, Angela, Angela, and, and, and, tha, tha, tha, tha, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, the the the the the the tho, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the, the, the the the the the the the th, the the th, the the the th, the the the tho, the tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, to, tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, too, tho, teaches you to talk to animals, was another one.

That's psychic teaches you to talk to animals, the title of the book. That's the summation, Angela. That's not the title. Yeah, fuck that. You know what though? People got to make their money. Yeah, maybe she can't. Maybe she can'ttalk to him. No, she can't. Everybody I'm sorry. No, but if she can get people to give her their money for that, I guess more power to her. They give us one of my favorite things in this movie right at the jump, which is the old fart, the old man that's walking down the street. Who's like the put uponupon, curmudge on the old man. Old people groceries make me sad. You know what I mean? You see old people in the grocery store, you're just like, oh God.

Still. Just like, don't do it at a time that I'm not here. You know what I mean? They're a little like single roll of But I love that you're like feeling for him because he gets his groceries knocked down. I just like leave this old man alone who would really treat another person this way? But he's got just a bag full of apples and razor blades. Has anyone ever really done that? Has that ever happened? No, it is an urban legend. The only instances of kids being poisoned on Halloween were done by family members. Geez.

Yeah, it was a dad that put cyanide in 66. Yeah, not a, I think it was cyanide, just some poison. Sure, I don't need to know the specifics. Yeah, but that was the only, and that's where like that came from. And I think the razor blade, I mean, I'm sure someone's done it at this point, but it wasn't like a thing. Yeah. I look forward to telling my daughter about it and then checking her candy and then just eating all the ones that I want and being like, oh, this Reese's cup is bad. I better take that one, just as my father did unto me.

That's from the Bible, right? Kit cat, man, yeah. I think I'm going to crack into this Corzlight, if that's our our truly to do. I'm gonna put it inside our brand new Warewolf Ambulance Coosies that I'm currently drinking out of because I'm super vain. This is a good time to mention this for the first time in this episode. Tickets for our live show, are on sale,

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Oh, shit, I didn't know about that. I'm sorry, I hear that. I'm so I'm going to our Twitter and help out Justin Gray, who's a good guy and deserves good things. So yeah, we're going to have t-shirts and kuzzi's. We'll figure out how to sell those to you shortly. Yeah, it turns out our plan was not economically feasible, so we'll get back to you. All right, so back into Night of the Demons. Oh, tickets are on sale. all of our social media or just go to Event Bright and type in Wherewolf Ambulance in the search because I don't imagine that there's many

other events with that title. I imagine there was though. We could fight them. A werewolf Ambulance Convention. Yes. So yeah please come see us live, sell those tickets. Come on guys, what are you doing? It. Missy will be there. We got a babysitter. How do you feel about Stoog? I guess my question about Stoogge is, does his hair look like that all the time? Chubby Brian Bosworth? Whoa, yes, he is the boss.

Is that part of his costume or is that his life? Because he's wearing like a pig snout. He felt like a suicide from on Return of the Living Dead to me, like at some point he was because he was driving the car that was all spray-bainted it. Like it felt very return to the Living Dead. Yeah. I think that was his life's in every movie of this era. Yeah, yeah. out of that, I mean there's you got Linnea Quigley, who's like the sluddy girl,

you've got animal psychic who's the weird girl. Yeah, she's the Fruzabulk. Yes, she is the Fruzabulk but with significantly fewer teeth. She she is a she's very much a Fruzabuza carism too. Yeah, thruse ofal is so charming in a terrifying way. You got the black guy. Yes. You got the Virgin. Yes. You got the Asian. Yes. You got the Italian. Sal. Romano or something. Romero. Romero. Yeah. Better. I wonder if that's a nod to anything. I couldn't tell you. It's a very common Italian name. And then you got the other guys. Yeah. Two other guys who th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. Yeah. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. the th. the the the th. the the the the the the the the the th. th. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the then you got the other guys. Yeah. Two other guys who don't matter. Yeah, you've got like the hunky boyfriend. Yeah. Yeah. And then you've got like like smart boyfriend? I think yeah. I think they had like, like, they're like, they are heroes? Franny and Max, I think. Yeah. Why? I wish they had been our entree into this film because I would much rather have spent the time with. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I th. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I.. I. I.. I... I. I. I. I. I. I. I... I. I... I.... I. I.............. I. I. I'm. Yeah. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm...... I'm... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.time with them. It's true. Franny was just great. She just had a lot of personality. It was a big fan. Her boobs were weird though. Oh, that was fine with them.

They were those 80s implants. They look rough. You know what I mean? They look painful. Her hair was such a winner though that I really like... it's it's true. I did like that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. B. th. th. B. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the th. the the th. the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. true. Yeah, I did like that we meet Judy she goes home she's changing into her Halloween costume which is Snow White no Alice from Alice from Alice in Wonderland and which is such a dip shit costume sorry if you're Alice from Wonderland this year you're a dip shit and unless you're sexy Alice from Wonderland unless you're a sexy dipshed. Speaking of, she's a child, no one should sexualize her. Or any, like just the whole thing of the sexualized costume is just hilarious. What old sexy grandma? That was my favorite costume I ever was. And it was really good. It was very fun. It was very fun. I liked it when you were the wrestler that no one knew.

Luna Vashon. Everyone thought you were a dog the bounty hunter? And when I said no, they were like, oh, are you talking the bounty hunter as a life? Mrs. Dog? I hate my life. But they're just like full-on like nude butt for a long time on the screen when Judy like changed her clothes and was like, oh, it's that kind of movie. Well, there's, that's not the worst of privets that we see in this film. We do learn a thing about Linnea Quigley though. She does have a vagina. Yeah, not smooth downtown. No, I mean if you don't know what we're talking about, watch Return of the Living Dead to see Linnea Quigley's Barbie doll vagina? Yeah, she's smooth downtown. I mean when you say that it sounds hairless, but you're not saying hairless. No, no, I'm smooth. Like the the tip. There's there's there's the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. No. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to stop right now, go watch Return of the Living, Come back and finish this, then

listen to our episode about Return of the Living. There's a lot of homework. Don't listen to it because like I was in a bad mood. It's a fine film and I'm sure I would enjoy it if I watched it again I'd had a bad day. So we're a bad day. So we're a that a bad. We're a bad. We're a bad. We're a bad. We're a bad. We're a bad. We're a bad. So you a bad. So you a bad. So you. So you. We're a bad. So you. So you're a bad. So you're a bad. So you're a bad. So you're a bad. So you're a bad. So we're a bad. So we're a bad. So we're a bad. So, you. So, you. So, you. So, we're a bad. So, we're a bad. So, we're a bad. So, we're a bad. So, we're a bad. So. So, we're a bad. So, we're a bad. So, we're a bad. So, we're a bad. So, we're a bad. So, we're a bad. So, you. So, you. So, you. So, you. So, you. We're a that. We're a that. I. We're a that. I. We're a that. I that. We're a that. We're a that. We're a th. We're that. We're th. I th. We're th. I th. We're th. I th. I th. I th. I That's the furt. So naked butt. I like how we're just not talking about this movie because there's nothing to say. There's going to be a party. It's going to be at the Hull House. Which was a funeral home? Yeah. They are shocked to discover a crematorium in there later.

Judy. Judy, that is not an exit. How did you feel about the 80s shitty brother? I love to him, he's so classic. Also he's Donnie Jeff Coat. He was, if you've seen, just one of the guys, if you've seen any of these like 80s movies, it just has like the shitty little brother that's just like, uh, you're so dumb. Everybody's the teen witch brother too. He's not that actor but that thi that that thi that that thi that that thi that thi that thi that thi thi thi thi thi thi that that's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi's thi- thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Everybody's dumb. I hate everybody. He's the Teen Witch brother, too. I mean, he's not that actor, but that's totally that kid, yeah.

But the weird thing is? I just watched that movie recently. What's Teen Witch? With the, oh god, the woman it. I'm surprised you haven't seen it. Um, it's a, but the weird thing about it is that at least he's totally into how hot his sister is. Yeah, he's always talking about our tits. Ding! Because he's just like, oh, bodacious boobies, sis. I have a brother. If he had ever said that to me, I would have slit his throat.

Or just exploded. Yeah. I would have just evaporated into nothing because I should never have existed. Oh, bodacious boobies, sis. Oh my god. Like, who wrote that? Some prevert? Yeah.

And then she's he's talking to the boyfriend and the guy's like, you're lucky to have a brother, she's real smart. And he's like, yeah, you're dating her because she's smart. I was like, what the fuck is going on with this little bro? I know. I know. And then Sal is sneaking around? And then, okay, what was the thing that mom offered, the like fudge? Fudge. It's still fudge. I mean when you get down to it, all chocolate looks like poop. It's all the same color.

That's my favorite children's book? All chocolate looks like poop. Yes. Oh my god, my notes make no sense. Sourballs. Beagers. Beagers. There's like a joke about sourballs and blow jobs. I don't know. There's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their ch. their ch. their ch. tol. to. to. to. to. tol. to. to. to.? Beagers. Beagers. There's like a joke about sourballs and blow jobs. I don't know. There's Sal's joke about how he brought a snake for the sister to play with. Ew. I go tell you, sister, I brought a snake for her to play with. Sal is such a Sal.

Ugh. I mean... Did you like the panties ruse? When they're stealing from the like little convenience store? And Linnae Quigley's just bent over showing her business to everybody while the other woman steals everything from the store? I just have a very like,

Oh, Linnea, a Quigley feeling about that, where it's like, we all have a vagina. You know what I mean? You don't have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to to to to to to to You don't have to tell everyone. I feel bad for her as an actor. Yeah. Because like, what's she doing? And especially in this movie, holy Christ.

One of her first lines is, I just want to look good for the boys. And you're like, oh man, no one ever took you seriously, did they? Not until she did her horror movie workout tape. Did that help? I don't th th th th th th th th th th tho I I I tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho- tho- tho- tho- tho-a' tho-a' tho-a' tho-o-a' tho-a' tho-a tho-a tho tho tho tho tho tho th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho tho tho tho tho tho. tho. tho. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. tape. Did that help? I don't know, it's fantastic. I'm gonna go with now. There's definitely her showing zombies how to do like aerobics. That's amazing. I was actually surprised that we made it all the way through this movie without anybody dropping an F-bomb in here.

You mean, fuck? No, the other one. Donnie Jeff Coe? Johnny Jeffcoat says it. Does it? Yeah, he says it when a sow leaves. He just goes, Fag. Oh my God. I was like, why would you say that you just accused him of dating your sister or like, whatever, it doesn't matter. I was so excited that this, well we made it through without, oh man. Donnie Jefford says it, sorry.

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a little Jeffcoat. He also says that his sister has big chocchos. Well, Jeff Coat, what are you doing? I haven't known this is Count Dingleberry, the flaming asshole of Transylvania? That was just something someone said. Just something someone said. Just making sure. So they're talking about going to the Hull House, and they're recounting how weird the guy who ran the hall house was. And one guy says, old man, Hull loved his clientele in the carnal sense. Why does that make that it makes no difference to this movie? That he was

a necrophilia? Yeah. It was nothing to do with anything. The whole story has nothing to do. I don't understand this movie. It's just supposed to set up that he was like some sort of like nasty like a cult, because there's the whole thing of like, this wall is built with running water underneath it because a spirit can't cross running water. Is that true? I mean, that's the thing I've heard about vampires, that they can't cross running water, yeah, like a river or something. Okay. So the house is demonically possessed. Yes, there's a very specific, that point is made multiple times. And that's the movie, that's

the whole thing pretty much. Yeah. Yeah. There's a there's a lot of boobs that you're leaving out. There's a lot of shitty teen relationships. I think it's Stoogge who calls his car his cruiser and I was like, I'm gonna start calling my car my cruiser and I was like I'm gonna start calling my car my cruiser. Are you also gonna moon people while wearing Jack Lantern underwear? No but I am gonna say lines like eat a bowl of fuck. That is an extremely 80s thing to say to somebody. Yeah. And then somebody that dude laughs like Shaggy? No, I mean Judy sucks. No one respects Helen. And then, yuck kissing. So, all of our main cast there, and Sal has snuck his way up there and hidden in a coffin. Yeah. That they're going to like try and scare people with, but he's already in there scaring them and

they get mad at him for doing what they were going to do to somebody else. And then somebody points it out, renderinging the entire entire entire the entire the entire the entire the entire the entire joke the entire joke the entire joke the entire joke the were going to do to somebody else. And then somebody points it out, some rendering the entire joke pointless. Yeah. Lina Quigley tries to put her butt in the fire just to like to turn some other dude on. I don't know. Her thing in this movie is dancing. Yeah. Sexy dancing. And butts, and buts, and boobs, and bobs, and lipstick, I th, I is, I is, I is, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thin, thin thin thin, th. thin, thin' to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their bu., their bu., their bu., their their bu., their lines. She has no purpose. I feel sorry for her.

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Linnaeus Quigley needs cute boys. They become demon possessed, her, Linonite Quigley becomes demon possessed. After Angela does, right? Or does Linnaeus quickly come? No, she gives the, she smooches the demon into Angela. And then is like need a cute boy and her voice like drops like 12 octaves once she gets possessed by a demon. I didn't even notice it to be honest with you. And then there's like she just like grabs a dude and goes off to

to go to the bone zone. Who is it? Stoogge? Yeah okay but then she like dips out on him becomes a full-blown demon. Shops lipstick into her. Like, so she's drawing all over her face with lipstick. She draws a heart utter face. It looks great. I was way into it. Did you like that? What was her costume supposed to be, by the way? Sexy?

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It looked exactly like them. Which we are all extremely familiar with at this point. I know them boobies. Silent night, Edlin. I believe we're watching. I was like, those aren't her boobs. I mean, you just get, you just get to know these people. We are intimately familiar with their breasts. Yeah. And then later, it was like, oh, those are Barbara Crampton's boobs.

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how did you like your blind date? I liked that too. I was very into that. I like that 80s conceit of wordplay. Yeah. Just like punny, very punny things. Like, like. Every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie? Every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. And even in this movie, like, Stoge is wearing a pig.

Yeah, this is his costume. He's a pig. But Linea quickly is like, maybe I'm in the mood for pork tonight. Or something. And I was like, okay, I like it. I would like to think that at some point during this movie she was acting and the director was like, hmm, so hold on, wait, it was Linia? Can you just be more you? And she's like, oh, I can. This Linnea goes up to 11. Because that she just started sounding like trash for overturned the living dead and it was great. Which was her character? Yeah, yeah. What year? to the, th, th, l le, le, th, le, le, le, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, the, the, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thu, thu. Li, thu. Li, thu. Li, thu. Li, thu. Li, thi, thi, thi. Li, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. What year was that, 85? 85 or 86? And this is 88?

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I mean, it's fruit, it's eggs, it's milk. No, there's no milk in that. That's pumping pie. Unbeknownst to him, he managed to chomp down a razor blade. And swallow it. And swallow it. He must, he needs to chew his food better. And then blood just starts shooting out of his throat. And his wife comes up and puts her hand and's like, mm-hmm. It's a nice touch. It's totally unnecessary. You've completely forgotten this man exists. Yeah, it's a nice touch. Yeah. Yeah. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thate. that. that. that. that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that. that to to the. the. the. the. to that's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. thu. thu. thu. thu. that. that. that. that. that that that the. the theat theat the theat theat theat the thuu. theat the Yeah, she's just sipping her coffee. Katie, you want to know my final notice?

Please. This movie really paid off. Oh, oh. Sounds like we're going to the ratings phase. Braid, ra, ra, ratings phase. there it is. You want to go first? No. Okay. Katie, you're going to find this hard to believe.

I loved this movie. I am shocked. It's like, it's a really good misfits cover band. I'm a gape at this information. It's super dumb. Incredibly. But I think it's super fun at the same time and just silly. And like if this was on Halloween night and like I've eaten too much candy and I'm watching and I'm totally happy. I'm totally stoked on it.

So I'm going to give this movie a 7.5. You have to be kidding me. This movie is really bad. It's got Linnaea Quigley in it. It's got Linnaeus Quigley jamming lipstick into her nipple in it. I think that is the highlight of the film. I agree, it's got a demon puppet. Which it doesn't really serve a purpose? It has nothing to do with the backstory of the house. No, nope. I just feel like this was a mad libs of movies. Oh yeah. Where they like rolled, they had like a bunch of like, you know the sex dice that like they sell it for Bachelorette parties or whatever?

It's Spencer's gifts. And you roll them and it's like, you know, I feel like that's what it was. It was like, teens, Halloween, party, demon, lipstick boobs. One bell House song. I don't know if that's on the day. Maybe, I don't know. Movie? Movie, done.

28 minutes it took for me to realize I'd seen this before. I think that's a new record for my Deja viewing. You know what I mean? That's really bad. That's super generic. Yeah. And for that, I'm th I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the. the the the the the the the thean.eananananananer. that's theanne. that's that's not. that's not. that's not. that's not.. That's super generic. Yeah. It's so generic. And for that, I'm going to have to give it a five, because that's as generic as you can get. It still sounds like, uh, it's not the worst movie you've ever seen.

Oh no. No. No. I saw, um, I don't even know what the worst movie we've done. I feel like recently I said this is the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, th worst, th worst, th worst, th worst, thi, thus thus thus thus thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, uh, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. that's not, that's not, thi. that's not, thi. that's not, that's not, that's not thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Yeah, yeah. I mean I still go back to go-ship as being like top five like just garbag. What did we do in the last like two months it was so so so so bad? Don't don't count on me for memories. No. Somebody out there knows and they're like yelling at their TV right now. Are we on TV? Yeah you can play this through your TV? I'm sure you could. You get a DVD- the DVD DVD DVD DVD DVD DVD DVD DVD DVD DVD DVD DVD DVD DVD the DVD the DVD the DVD the DVD the DVD the DVD the DVD the DVD the DVD the DVD the DVD the DVD the DVD the the the their their their like like like like like like like like like their like their like their like their like like like like like like like like th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. their like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like. their. their. their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.through your TV. Sure you could. You get a DVD player. Burn the podcast, a writeable DVD. Yeah, pop it in there.

With the DVD drive that's still on everyone's computers. Yeah. Uh, Katie. Alan. Hey, thanks, William. T.J. Bear, that's so adorable. Do you think it's Teddy? Jux-spin? Drugs spin? Somebody made a great skippy scribbles joke on our Facebook today and I lulled. Thank you. It was about the werewolf and that's overruled. Yeah. And yes, it was skippie scribbles. Yes. So cute. Can I take it to a little place called the male the male the male the male the male the mail the mail the mail the mail the mail to to to to the mail tha to to to tha to tod to tod to to to to to today to to to to to to to to to to today. to to to to to too- too- too- too- too- to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-o-a-o-o-s the-s today today today today today today today today today today today today today today-d. today-d. th. th. 't, cannot write. Katie. Yeah. Can I take it to a little place called the Mailbag?

Please. Mailbag! Yes. So much fun. This is a iTunes review? Yes. Excellent. I don't know if you were just piping me for a really fun mail bag.

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you'll enjoy it. And maybe you'll find a new favorite. Thanks for providing something so great for free, guys. Oh my god. Can we hire Wayland underscore 52 to do some like promotional writing for us because that was really nicely done. Thank you. They finished off with a, I guess download it if you. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to be, if to to be, th. th. to be, to be, th. to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, thi. thi, thi, to be, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi..................................................... nicely done. Thank you. They finished it off with a, I guess download it if you want, it's dumb, but whatever. Katie's probably ugly, blah.

Ah, yeah. If only there was there a way for them to confirm that is not true. Yeah, just Google image search. When they Google search you, it's just photos of Simba. It's so good. They're gonna be so let's out thi-I show. Hi Zima. But I thought he, what happened? I don't know. Is that his grandfather? What's happening? Oh no. Speaking of live show, we're doing one. We did that already. Okay. I want to keep reminding them. Tickets might be sold out at this point. They're probably not. Do you want to do a movie next week? Yeah, we should. We should do another one. Do you want to do a listener suggestion? I mean, let's

be honest, we've already watched the movie. We're doing Jason P. Suggestion from Twitter. Orca from 1977. Jason. Jason. thrown. Jason, come on. Why you do this to me, Jason? I have a great, the killer whale. Jason. Come on. Why you do this to me, Jason? I have a great little anecdote about Jason that I will get into in next week's episode that confirms something that we had thought might be real earlier on. Wonderful. I look forward to hearing it.

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I wasn't sure if we'd got to the end. Oh, yeah, it seems like the true