Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 194- Santa Sangre (1990)

Episode Date: September 17, 2018

This week's film was suggested to us by listener Vinyl Toy. Thanks, Vinyl Toy-- this movie is MADNESS. We're discussing the 1990 Alejandro Jodorowsky film "Santa Sangre." Special topics for your consideration include: WHY WOULD YOU PUT YOUR CHILDREN IN THIS MOVIE?, art for art's sake, pumpkin spice season, nonsense tolerance, scrummy vs. scrummy, the Argento factor and who is Kevin, my god, who is Kevin? We have just one other movie to recommend you this week- Episode 6- "Alucarda." Just watch that movie/listen to that episode, please. Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review.   And HEY, did we mention we're doing a live show? We are!  October 5, 2018 The Glitterbox Theater, 460 Melwood Ave in Pittsburgh Doors at 7:30, Show promptly at 8pm Tickets are $10 and are on sale now! https://www.eventbrite.com/o/17726626821 And we have new merch! We'll post the designs in a separate post-- to order something, email us at [e-mail] with the size t-shirt you'd like and we'll get you going from there.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Why? I did no research. And also, can I show you the notes? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm empty-handed. I took no notes.

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And he's married to Concha, who is a religious fanatic? Yeah, when we made her, she's like the zealot for the church of Santa Sangre. Yeah. But you see, she's like really quickly becomes becomes humanizes when her son is crying and she like picks up her son and hugs him and walks away from the church and you're like, all right. So you think, oh, she's doing the right thing. She's making the right choice, she's making the human choice. Yeah, especially when she fixed up a kid that's almost her exact same ti. I know, I thought that was be very sweet. Oh yeah, very sad. And you want to protect him. Yeah, especially when his dad gives him that stick and poke.

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Alergic to dancing? Her outfit at the funeral things in this movie. Yeah, I didn't even think you could get that in funeral colors. She nailed it. Yeah, she really did. And I also didn't think that you could get electric cowboy in funeral colors. I have a work-o-rock the-fuck out of that. Alma is dressed, is she dressed in a tutu? I think she might be. I think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's pretty. It's. It's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. I. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah outfit later. As an adult. So Alma is young

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Like maybe he doesn't need to get out. There's other things we need to do with him. And then he quickly becomes like unfaril. Yeah. He's just communicating and combing his hair and. And hanging out with prostitutes and it just goes, oh my god, what a fucking weird movie. And also why is everyone else in the asylum just have Down syndrome? I don't, I don't know. It doesn't make any sense.

I also don't remember any of the giving people with Down syndrome cocaine scene that happens later on. No, you didn't remember that? No. Oh, man. That's a movie. That's a movie. That's a movie.

Yeah, before they go to a sex worker, they all get cocaine. Yeah, I didn't remember any of this movie because this movie was rated NC 17 because of course it is. Sure. But there's an R cut and I'm pretty sure that's what I saw. Oh. So they probably took out the drug use. I would think so. And some of the gratuitous sexual assaults and stuff that are happening throughout the movie. Yeah. I bet they didn't take out all those people going, holy blood! Holy blood! Holy blood! Which I want to be my new ringtone. Oh, I'm sorry, I have a call. I love the contradation of the Catholic Church where the like, what, the Monsignor. It's just like, it's just paint. It's not really blood. Yeah. I like that a lot. This is no saint! That's how everyone sounds in this movie too.

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Oh, he's a Kevin. Why is his name even Kevin? He's just a dude dressed in like Virginal White that things out with the Monsignor's little boy. I don't like that either. Come Kevin, come Kevin, we have to go, Kevin. Yeah. The fuck is Kevin doing here in the first place.

It's a weird that think that's like, Jodoroski peaked and then sailed. He was like, I'm going no further than this, this is as far as I will go. When you achieve maximum maniac? Mm-hmm. What are the hell is there to go? Yeah, how do you age from there? Like suddenly be like, oh, I'm just directing Merchant Ivory movies now.

And... It's true. We talked about the sexualized knife throwing. Yeah. At one point, the tattooed lady and Orgo are about to make out and he's just like putting a knife into her mouth. Did not like, did not like... Why would you?

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Yeah. Her hair looks great. It does. And her outfits are amazing. The just bequinsed bikinis. It's just nonsense. It's not even clothes. Oh man. I have the note that just says the mime and Phoenix do a thing.

And then magic, question mark. Is it when she makes the little bird for their hands and makes it fly away? Maybe off of his chest. That's all they communicate, see? Yeah, yeah. Everything's going well for Phoenix and like him and the mime are doing a magic act now. That's what it is. Yes, yes.

And so they're doing like, she's disappearing and then his mother is suddenly in the box that the mine was in, which like, from a like Freudian standpoint is just fucked up. Very fucked. And then she gets dragged up by her hair, which she is, that's her act I guess. Yeah. Being held by your hair and then lifting a leg, yeah. But when she's up there, she sees Orgo and the tattooed lady going to town on each other. Yeah. So she freaks out, gets set down, grabs acid. the the their. their. their. their their. their their their their their their their their their their the tattooed lady going to town on each other. Yeah. So she freaks out, gets set down, grabs acid. Why did they have that? What? You don't have just a bottle of acid on cork? I have no idea. It was like in a first aid kit. It was like where you would go in the office to look for band aids or ibuprofen. Do we have any like balms or Oh, I'll just take that hydrofluic acid. Yeah, it's a hydrophoric. I don't know.

Are they the same? I don't know. They're burnies. Get that bottle of burnies. And she burnt or goes dick off. That's great. I love that a lot. And also threw it all over just good to get through. She just, she's a basic bitch.

Drinking her pumpkin spice lattes. I bought a bunch of pumpkin spice coffee. Yeah. To make pumpkin spice cold brew and I was like, you know, Missy, I'm a basic bitch. You are a basic bitch. You know what, anyone who drinks IPAs is also a basic bitch, so like whatever. Don't you mean? This is pumpkin spice lattes for white guys. I love delicious things. Sure, I'm not judging anybody for their tastes. I'm just telling them what they are.

Is that judging? Um, carry the two? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like the ones that taste like grapefruit. That I can get down with. I can get down with a fruit. Yeah.

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I'll look at, I'm a, hold on, I'm a mask, Google. How much force is required to cut off someone's arm? Here are some results. The first is from Cora. A lot of people have asked this question. answers, but I'm not going to read them. We've notified law enforcement. Yeah. At least I have this plausible deniability by this podcast. I'll be like, you guys didn't see Santa Sangre. Oh, she's a podcaster, so not a Dahmer. Okay, great.

Oh, yeah. I'm also definitely a Dahmer. He just didn't want anyone to be able to leave him. Do you feel bad for Dahmer. It sucks. It sucks. Sorry. Yeah, he cuts her fucking arms off. It's crazy. It is crazy. It is crazy. And I don't know why none of us, or why any of us thought that she would survive that.

Did you believe that she was alive? Oh, hell's yeah. Yeah. No, she was pretty clearly dead. Again, a testament to how fucking drunk I was the first time I saw this movie that I didn't remember that. That mom lived. But didn't it weird that she hadn't aged? But yeah, I mean, you know.

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And then he's like, eat my ear. Why? That's what I mean about like, oh, there's definitely got to be symbolism here. I don't think so. Exactly. That's what's like somewhat nerve-wrecking about the whole thing. I mean, the central plot, I like. I like what happens to Phoenix from here. I like Phoenix's trajectory.

Oh, when it turns into just a straight up, like, Gialo movie. Yeah, when he just becomes someone's arms. I love that. I love when he's just playing the piano. I love when he's just phenomenal at doing that by the way. Yeah. Like when he is emoting his mother with his arms. Yeah, it looks great.

It's incredible. It's so good. You should go on the road doing that. The two of you were incredible to get there. Yeah. Oh, you can't. She's best. But like, yeah, that felt very like David Lynch to me of just like the like someone like performing

with someone behind them doing their arms like I find that I like that a lot. I love that it was at a burlesque show too. Right, who is attending this? And that like, here's the thing that bothered me about that is that poster. So what was that show really? Yeah, I know what I'm saying? Like in the world, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like I I I that I I that I that I that, like I that, like I that, like I that, like that, like that, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm that, I'm like, I'm that, I'm that, I'm like, I'm that, like, like, like,them, that poster. So what was that show really? Yeah, I know what I'm saying? Like in the world, what were people looking at? Exactly. Because it was really happening.

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Oh, you're right, you're right. Good, I'm glad we sorted this out. People at home are yelling, it was a fucking manicunnel. Man, your fan impressions have really changed. What did they used to be like? They don't know. I feel like they were more nerd voice. Now they've gotten more like, come on. Oh, well, they're getting more exasperated with us as this goes on. We're getting near 200.

Yeah, you guys have to be tired of it. Oh, do they? I don't know. He starts killing people. He kills Ruby the tattooed lady. She has it coming I guess question mark. She has a coming. Yeah. Period. I'm sorry he's throwing knives in Ruby but sees the tattoo lady. Who the fuck is hair. You got it. Yeah. Yeah. She did not have a coming. The touch lady had it coming. Yeah. Yeah. Because she's trying to pimp out Alma. Yeah, who escapes. Yeah. And sleeps on top of a semi-truck? Yeah, like you do. About a block and a half from her room. Which she goes back to the next day. I know she didn't have any pants but like... Yeah. Also we find out that Phoenix's idol is the invisible man. I like that a lot.

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What part do you think that was at? That was sometime around the strong man. Maybe I was smarter and understood this earlier and just don't anymore? Or maybe I was just drunker. That whole part doesn't really make sense. Mm-hmm. Because why is Concha having him do this? I literally have no clue. Like I can see the revenge against the tattoo lady.

Sure. And then I can see him melting down and thinking that Ruby is a tattoo lady, fine. Yeah, yeah. But like, he genuinely seems attracted to Saint the wrestler. Right. So why does all that happen? I, I, I, um, listeners, I have my hands up. Like, I'm just so confused by everything. Yeah. Uh, yeah.

Yeah. So we find out that there's no mama. Say it. Say it. I thought you're going to do the dinosaur's thing. Oh, not the mama. Yeah. You said that so like resignedly. Not the mama.

Okay. I wish I had my mom's pull toy that had like said not the mama. Wow, your mom owned that. Did you ever put your arms behind her and pretend to me her arms and pull the toy? Yes. Yeah, me too. Do you see those clowns? What are they doing here though?

So the, uh, the, the, the mime comes back to save him, Alma. Yes, she's real. Nothing else is. I like that she makes herself up with the mime makeup to be like, oh, here's how he'll recognize me. This is so fucking weird. It is. And where did she get that tutu? What do you mean? The two-two-two she's wearing at the end. You don't have one of this? Not to fit me, or any, or don't. I can get you a two two by three o'clock. It's a weird thing to say. Yeah she makes herself up as the mime again. She is would be a great Halloween

costume I feel. Oh yeah yeah but then people would want to be sexy Alma and it would just get weird. Sexy Grandma is the only acceptable sexy costume. Also sexy hot dog. I was going to say I saw sexy ketchup and mustard. That's kind of funny. That's pretty funny. Not as funny as sexy hot dog though. Maybe that's what I should be for Halloween. Maybe it should. Yeah, all right, hang on. Working it out. I find it hard to believe that you don't already have your Halloween outfit planned out. I think Lucy and I might be hollinotes because her hair is kind of the right color to be hauled. And I'll just put on a mustache and we'll both wear leopard print or polka dots and walk around with my phone playing.

You make my dreams come true in my back pocket. I, I that'll be good. Yeah, yeah, a couple's costume with my toddler. What's a Rob gonna be? He wasn't invited. He would not want to be involved in this, trust me. Ooh, ooh. So good. Yeah, so just insanity in two's the fucking ghost clown show up. We find out Aladdin who's been back in his life helping him was not real. Playing that um, what is that thing called that a little like monkey grinder thing? Yeah. Organ grinder. Not a monkey grinder. That's probably something else. They make monkeys. Or monkey meat. Monkey mea.

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He's hypnotizing them into fucking him. Oh. But I don't remember from this film. What about the sea where he's dressed up like Jesus and just getting pummeled with live chickens? I mean, what about it? That's going to be my Halloween costume. I will gladly follow you around and throw chickens at you all night. And the best part is like, he's, at first he's stoic, and then he starts getting hit in

the head with the chickens. He's like, oh god damn. Yeah. And I just feel like, Alahandro, that's your kid. Show him some respect. Hey, uh, Axel, in this scene I'm going to dress you up like Jesus and throw live chicken saying? Dad! Dad.

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terologist. I'm sorry? I think it's the terro. Oh, okay. Come on, if your dad is this guy, you've got to get into the terror, right? Oh, it's Aden, that is the musician. That's the young man. The young man, who's five years of my junior. We is young in the movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And age 70 bet James Brown. Anyway, well, me too. Yeah, so then, yeah, he finds out his mom's

never been alive or hasn't been alive since she got our arms cut off, I think. Yeah, how could she have lived? She couldn't have lived. And he's been doing all this girl shit. Oh, the amazing scene where all the women come back out of the grave. th. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, yeah, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, yeah, yeah, thi, thi, thi, thi, well, well, well, thi, thi, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, th, th, th, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, th, well, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, girl shit. Oh, the amazing scene where all the women come back out of the grave. Love that. Although, they see, now they're covered in white dust too. Yeah. Is that because they're ghosts? Or because is it a call back to the elephant people?

I don't know. I think it's because they're gos. Okay, fine. A lot of butts. Oh, because in the scene prior, not the scene prior, but in a much earlier scene, after Phoenix kills Ruby, he puts her in a grave and then paints her. Oh, yeah, yeah. Why does he do that? You know? You know, I guess.

I like that. I like that the dream is to do in that? I don't know. Why are there I think so. I think that's what like that dream is meant to, because it's a dream, right? No, that's real. Wait, the whole thing is it? Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, it's real that you killed all those women. Right.

It's a dream that then wantonly killing. Yeah. And so then the cops show up. He goes out to meet the police. Well, Alma grabs his hand and they run. I don't know if she's trying to run away or take him to the police. What's Alma doing with her life? How are we gonna fix this? Oh, I mean, there's gonna be a lot of therapy for Alma? for all that, after all this shit. Well, hopefully. She also looked way younger than Phoenix.

She had aged many fewer years. He was at least like 15 years older, and she was maybe six years older. It didn't make any sense. And she's like, encourages him to put his hands up. And she holds her hands up. And so he puts his hands up and then just starts staring at his hands and going, my hands. I liked that. It brought him, he had peace.

It brought him, yes, it brought him closure. Yeah. And then the end, with cops just pointing guns at him. Yeah. Then a Bible quote. I don't know. I just wrote the end and a Bible. I mean...

Santa Sangre. Santa Sangre! Yeah, it's a movie. I like that you put so much more Italian flavor in it. It's really nice. Italian and Spanish are very similar languages. Yeah, yeah. Um, to Katie. Alan. Do you want to move on to the ratings phase?

I would like to, but also, wasn't there some argento touching in this? Argento touching? This is, wits isn't an argento have some fingers in this? Oh, I don't know. I think there was an argento in this. Not in it. It felt very argento at points. Let's look that up. Yeah. Wait, what was I looking up? Something different. Yeah, Claudio. Clodio produced this. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's his brother or dad or...

Claudio is Dario's brother. Okay, yeah. Claudio. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think it was like on set going a little bit more brother? Huh? What do you think? A little bit more a gento?

Let the old Argento flare into it, huh? Huh? Just wagging a checkbook around. Why are there so many Italians with money making weird horror movies? I know a lot of it, not a lot of it, some of it has been money laundering through the years. Yeah, you're saying we're all dirty. No, no, no, no, but like people have, like it's a good way to put money out there into the world and get it back later. You know what I mean? Especially with like straight to VHS movies and stuff.

True. Not Italian specifically. No, that's what you're saying is that we're all criminals. Yeah. I mean meatballs. Mmm, yeah. Mmm, spiys and me the ball. Yeah, let's rate this thing. You can go, you can go first. I'm sorry, Green of Mario. Oh man, I love it. Yeah, like I said, like my research kind of ruined me up for on some level for this,

because I didn't, I knew he was a weird dude, I didn't realize how shitty he was, I guess. But I do like the art-housy aspect of his weird-assed movies. So I'm going to give the movie a seven, and him, uh-huh. Great great are we averaging those or I mean do it separate separate Do what you like yeah Emily do what you like when you're writing this out Emily's like bitch I stopped doing this years ago You know this movie's bananas and doesn't make any sense, but the first time I saw it I really really really enjoyed it.

Yeah for all of its uncomfortable, like that man taking up his ear and trying to feed it to a deaf-mute child. Yeah, I like this movie. I know I shouldn't. It goes against everything I believe in, which is things making sense. I feel like that has faded throughout the podcast. I just am losing my mind. But sometimes I still get mad about nonsense. Sure. Here's what has changed for me. Yes. In the early days, I couldn't get down with

lunacy like this. I need to, I guess, re-watch Alacarta. Maybe I'll like it now. Where I have a problem with is things that should make sense but don't. Things that it would be easy to make sense of, but they just didn't bother to. That pisses me off. This one. This. This. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I, th. I, th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's is is is th. I's is th. I's is th. I's is th. th. I's th. th. th. th. I's the. the. the. the. the. thee. theea. theea. thea. thea. the. thi. the. the. the. I pisses me off. This one is just like you got marbles with a bunch of words on him and you threw it out and that was your script. Yeah now say them say them in a heavily accented English. Yeah I'm gonna give this seven and a half. Okay. I like it. Looks cool. Holy blood! Holy blood! I love that. I'm giving that scene a 10.5. Oh, that's a real child's play two situation. He's better than child's play too. That scene, but nothing else. Nothing else could ever be better than child's play too. Holy blood. Like, I want to know how, I want the backstory of Santa Sangre. I want to hear the backstory of the church.

Oh, for sure. How the fuck? Did she get all those people in there? You know what I mean? I mean, well, who wouldn't want to join that church? Holyblood? At some point in my life, I want all the dumb band that you just made up, the, like, just go do it.

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I said, no, what is wrong with people? To which bearded thunder one responded, so many scummies. So many scummies is like, such a nice way to describe this world. Oh, look at all these scummies. So many scummies. It's so close to scrummy though. Yeah. And you are not Maryberry. Yeah.

These people are a bunch of fucking soggy bottoms, Yeah. New seasons on Netflix. I saw that. Should I watch it? I don't know if I like those new people. I loved it. We watched it in three days. Okay, all right, I'll watch it. We still got tickets for the live show? I think a few. Yeah. Go buy him, I guess. Yeah. Let's sell this fucker out. I'm gonna be all agro about it. Buy the tickets or Alan's gonna punch you in your t. t. I. I. t. I. t. I. I. t. t. I. t. t. t. Yeah. Yeah. t. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to. to. to. to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I'll. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'll. I'll. I'll. are Alan's gonna punch you in your face. Alan's gonna cut your arms off and then make your make his arms your arms so he's just like constant looks like you're picking your nose all the time it's super rude. I can just smack you on the forehead lightly. Yeah and picking wedges that you don't even have. God I'm a monster. Yeah, you know what's a funny joke. I was driving down the street. I was driving down. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. th. th. th. th. th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. I toge. I t. toge. I t. toge. t. t. toge. th. th. th. th. th. th. the street the other day and I saw my cousin walking down the street. She was picking a wedge and I rolled on my window and I said, hey, you going to the movies? And she was like, no, why? And I was like, it's like, I'm picking your seat.

Then I drove away. Did you honk? I didn't want to scare. She's doing a delicate operation. Yeah, she's working hard. If you go to any of our social media, the event bright link is on all of them. Or just go to event braid and search where-wilf ambulance. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. And don't go to that other warwulf ambulance.

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art by our friend Justin Gray. Alan we've got t-shirts. And what else? We've got kuzies and they are hilarious and amazing and I love them. Yeah. Okay. If you would like to buy a shirt and a cuzi, or a kuzi, you can buy any combination of shirt, shirt, kuzzi, shirt and kuzzi, kuzzi, kuzzi, but not kuzzi, any of these things. The art is all on our social media. You can go look at it. So if you like them, you're gonna like them because they're real good. You like us. You like us, and also you like things that are good. Here's how you do it.

Okay. Send us an email, wear all family owns, at Gmail. to co-em, let us know what you want to buy, and your shirt size. Yeah, what size you need? Do you want a shirt and a cuzzi, just a shirt? You tell you if that is possible. This could be a better way to do this. I don't know what it is.

And then we'll give you instructions to PayPal us for the goods and then we'll ship them out to you. Yeah, so it's $20 for a shirt, $5 for a cuzi. $23. It's a meal deal. It's.00. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. And thi. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a th. It's a thi. It's a thi. It's a thi. thi. thi. th. th. thee. th. the. thi. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. th a meal deal. It's adding the drink for free, but it's not for free, it's just $2 less. And I found a whole bunch of buttons in my house. We're just going to throw those willy-nilly into envelopes if that's cool with you. Who knows what's going to end up there? I don't know. I have some shit later on the house. Probably give them to. Oh, yeah. You know how much much a shit. the shit. the shit. the shit. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I've th. I've thin tho thin tho tho tho tho tho thin thin thin th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho th th th th th th th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th th th th th th th th th. I th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thooooooooooooooooooooooo the tho thoooo tho tho tho tho thuck that right in there. Is that what you want? Do you know how many garbage-pail kids I have? Oh man, that's a great surprise. Yeah. We should, yeah. It would be like the golden ticket in Wilwanka. I was going to say we should run a promotion

but literally all we'd have to give them is a t-shirt and we're already looked cooler than Justin drawing me. Seinsies. Commonwealth Press printed them up for us? Wonderful. And they coached me through those kuzzi's because I had a lot of questions. They were really wonderful and if you have the opportunity, go to their website at CW Press dot com to see all of their cool designs. And also if you have your own custom printing that you need, they're not giving us any money to say this. We just really like them. Yeah, Pittsburgh, Zam. Pittsburgh, they got a lot of cool Pittsburgh stuff. Whether you're from Pittsburgh not, maybe you just want to have a shirt that says there is no speed limit on Bigelow Boulevard.

They also said it was a little sticker that says Love Yins that I really liked. They're real nice. I can't commit to give you. Yeah. So. So those are your instructions. You want it, come get it. Yeah. By that I mean email us.

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Nice. Bye. No, not bye. There's still more episode. Hello. Do you want to do a movie next week? Sure, what do you want to do? to do?

Let's do a not a bummer. A not a bummer. Yeah. Let's do what we do in the shadows. Is that what it's called? It is. It doesn't feel right when you say it, right? No. I always want to call it what we do in shadows.

But they throw a the in there. What we do in the shadows. That was Santa Songre if you didn't watch it and this somehow peaked your interest? You know, them non-literally, non-in-order telling me the fly and I fell apart on that one. Yeah. Really, lightly describing an outline of this film really made me want to see it. And then just talking about how confused they were. Yeah, it's a what we do in the shadows. It's Germain Clemens and Taiga Wattiti directed and written movie. Say it again. Tagawattiti?

Watiti. So he's such a great director. Yeah. So yeah we're gonna talk about next week we're gonna have fun. It's gonna be funny. Come back and have fun. I hope it's funny. I mean I guess I shouldn't say that we're definitely. Don't promise them anything. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t... t. I. I. I... we're telling. Don't promise them anything. Yeah, send us a movie, oh, that's a Alan and Katie suggested movie that we're doing next week. Oh yeah, we're just doing one for us. Yeah. Thanks for listening. Is that it? We done? Thanks for listening to an other episode of Whirliff? Yeah. Yeah, thanks to the media, go to it. arms. Thanks for listening to another episode of Whirlop Ambulance. I'm picking your nose.

I'm picking you nose. Get up higher, it's up or higher. Nice. Clear! you know