Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 198- My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009)

Episode Date: October 15, 2018

In this week's episode, we're discussing a 3D movie that neither of us watched in 3D-- the 2009 remake of the Canadian slasher classic "My Bloody Valentine." Special topics for your consideration include: Dean Winchester (so much Dean Winchester), good hair and bad police work, Tom Atkins: why do you make us feel?, places where you should not wear high heels and a very thin plot.  Are you a fan of "Supernatural"? Check out the episode we did about "House of Wax" (Episode 118) featuring costar Jared Padalecki.  Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Music used in this episode includes: Kansas- "Carry on my Wayward Son" Stone Cold Steve Austin's entrance music This week's episode is sponsored by the Good Evening, Kiddies! podcast, a show that reviews every episode of "Tales from the Crypt." We know that appeals to you-- check it out at goodeveningpod.podbean.com. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

My God, he's so good looking. It's like not fair that he can be that good looking when there's so many ugos in the world. It's like he took it all. He sucked all the good lookingness. He's absurdly good looking. He has barely any dialogue in this movie. He doesn't need to talk. No, but he does have that beautiful Bacie voice too. Oh yeah.

I mean, what? It comes out of his perfect mouth, right? And he also, I looked at his Instagram after watching this movie. He like looks the same. The man does not age. No, if anything he's getting like more ruggedly handsome. Is he a vampire? Is Jensen Ackles a vampire? No, then Sam would have to kill him. Salt and Burn?

Salt and burn? Yeah. That's how you get rid of vampires, right? That's the thing I've learned from this show. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. What are we doing here? I'm Alan. I'm Katie. This is another episode of I am. I'm not going to tell you anything. Yeah, I'm gonna talk right over that. This is our post-life show let down babies.

I think it's just the come down for both of us. We're like, oh, Katie's a little under the weather. I'm sick, sorry about you. Oh, it was 85 degrees today, I have a cold. Yeah, dear, the climate, we need to talk. I'm sorry, we've been changing you, but could you just change back? Oh, it's too late, you say. Ha ha ha, whoops. Oh, man. Oh, man.

Sorry, I brought that up. Actually, you did. You're the one writing an open letter to tell that I loved it. Oh, sorry. Love you. Love you. Bitch. We're here to talk about the 2009 reimagining 3D. Third Dimension. Peew-poo.

Of my bloody Valentine. You like the original, the 81? Yeah, I haven't seen it since I was a wee pup. OK. I love it. Yeah, it's real good. It. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I's, th. th. th. I's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. B. th. th. I, th. I, th. I, bitch. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I's, th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. th. thi. thi. that. that. that. that. that. to-a. to-a. that. to-I's. that. that. that. that. thi. th. B. th. the original, the 81? Yeah, I haven't seen it since I was a wee pup. Okay, I spent in the last couple years. I love it. Okay. Yeah, it's real good. It's just like you're a beautifully 80s standard. Oh, so Canadian.

They're drinking so much Molson, maybe? Sure. They're like boiling hot dogs. It's really good. You don't boil hot dogs? No, who boils a hot dog? When I ate hot dogs I did. Why would you boil though? How's you gonna get the hot dog water? What do you do with the hot dog water?

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Oh, Jensen Ackles, I love you. Oh, really? I mean, come on. He was four years into being supernatural at this point too. He was a star. Yeah. So this is further into a supernatural career than I got. It's hard to watch guys. He went to hell.

I have watched 11 seasons of it. Wow, you're behind too. I know. You're gonna pick it back up? I don't know. They went back to hell again and I was like, I can't go back to hell with you. It's like sad that you're in hell and you had to torture people,

but like we're six episodes into this arc. I would say if you have the like find the high school musical episode where it's an all-female cast doing the Winchester's lives as a high school high school musical that's cool with them watching it oh I like that and they keep almost making out to which Dean goes you know we're you know we're brothers there's um there are a lot of like gimmicky episodes that I feel like I should just go through and watch all of those watch the baby episode what's the the the episode the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the baby the the baby the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby the baby episode the baby episode the baby the baby the baby the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they they they the the they the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the baby episode? It's the episode entirely from the point of view of the car. Yeah, it's good. That sounds like Christine. I didn't like that so much. But we're going to talk about Jensenckles hanging out in Western Pennsylvania. Yeah, Catanning. Yep. It's so, that town looks so quintessentially, small town Western Pennsylvania. Like you see it and you're like, oh, that's WPA.

Yeah. Catanning, for those of you not from here, is like, 40 miles north of Pittsburgh, 45 miles? Up the 28 corridor. Yeah, it's not, it's like, I think it's in Butler County. Maybe Armstrong. Okay. I mean, I'm just saying, I'm just guessing. For your county. Spitball in here. Just county. We know we've got confirmation is an Armstrong County. Okay great. I bet it's the seat of Armstrong County if I had to guess. Do counties have seats? I think they do.

They also went to Ford City. That's up north to. Bethel. Bethel. And Tarentum is a lot closer. That's like close to where I grew up. Okay, okay. Also that grocery store that the main female character works in is definitely a sure save because they're stalking Western family brand. Okay. Which may be IGA, but I don't know. We're getting into the minutia right now. Yeah, also this movie is in 3D. Excellent use of the 3D even thee. I'm gonna have to have to have to have to have th. thiiiiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. t. t. t 3D, even though I watched it in 2 Dimension. I'm going to have to go ahead and strongly disagree. Really?

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And in order to watch it on the DVD, I had to like dig out a tub full of DVDs and find it and that was like much less preferable to just pushing the Hulu button. For sure. So I just watched on Hulu. I do that and I have DVDs like six feet behind me on a shelf. You could practically reach if you gave it a good lead. I saw this in the theater in three dimensions. Oh, did did th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you the tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. the tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thi. tho. tho. th. th. th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And thi. And to to thi. And to to to to to to toe. And, toe. And, toe. And, toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. I. the. And, the. And, th dimensions. Oh, did you? And both me and Mike Bollum. Hi, Mike.

We ducked when the pickax threw out the screen. Lull. Yeah. Dorks. And it was the most rockest crowd I've ever been in the movie with. And I didn't care because this movie's so fucking stupid. How dare you? I mean the work of genius. No, not at all. It's a, but like, people were like, not only texting, but having multiple phone conversations.

Oh good. I remember it as the movie scene from Gremlins. Really? That's just chaos. Just like people throwing popcorn in the general direction of their faces, but getting it all on the people behind them. Exactly. I mean, this movie is so, the original movie plays with time a little bit. Like, there's a thing, but this movie really does, and it doesn't make any, like,

you think you're in the present day at the beginning, but you're not. Right. Like, so what happens, happens a year before, like, it's like one year later, and then 10 years later. But it doesn't, it's not, you don't think that at the beginning. I don't know, it doesn't matter, who cares. The first movie is just like the accident and then a year later and that's when all the homicides happen.

Right. And this movie is an accident a year passes in a scene so you, it just, oh and the whole set up happens in the opening, it's the opening, it's the opening, it's the opening, it's the opening, it's the opening, it's the opening, it's the opening the opening the opening the opening the opening the opening the opening the opening the opening the opening the first year passes in a scene, so it just... Oh, and the whole setup happens in the opening credits through newspaper clippings, Allah, 13 Ghosts. I was thinking that, but except these are 3D newspaper clip. They are probably one of the most elaborate 3D bits in the movie are the headlines. They're insane. It's not great. You know, news headlines, that thing that you usually like to have depth with, depth... Oh, right.. Oh, right. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, oh, right, oh, the movie are the headlines. They're insane. It's not great. You know, news headlines, that thing that you usually like to have depth with, depth of field. It scares me when they pop out at me. But like it's this movie starts off

pretty strong with like a nurse walking into a hospital room and like strolling over to the bed and checking the IV bag and then realizing no one's in the bed and you're like lady, lady. And legit creepy the guys on the other side of the curtain with just like a bloody corpse next to him just staring down. Yeah he tears up this whole hospital. It's super bloody. So cool. So I okay so I've seen this movie at least three times prior to this. I remember none of it. I just want to to to to to to the to the the to the to the the the the the to the the the the the the the to the the the the the to the the the the the to to to the to the to be. to be. the the the the th. th. the. th. th. the the th. the the. the the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.... th. th. th. the. th. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. th. the the th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the thee. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the to this. I remember none of it. I just want to be real clear about that. That's the beauty of it. I did not remember the end at all. And to be honest, I was a little surprised. Please tell me what of your nose is just, nah, yeah.

So this is Harry Warden had been left in the mine due to an accident caused by Tom Hanneger? Yeah, who is Jensenackles. Who we will henceforth only refer to his dean. Okay. That's what my notes are just all dean. Okay. I will call him only. I will call him only, ah. There's only one Tom in this movie. Tom Atkins. Pittsburgh's own. Oh, Oh, I sound great. I'm really healthy. I'm glad no one asked us to imagine that we want to fuck Tom Atkins. You know what I mean? I feel like movies are always trying to be like, don't you want to fuck this guy? Don't you want to fuck this guy?

Have I just been brought into the fold so much of Harder movies that I was just imagining it on my own. That you wanted to fuck this Tom Atkins? 2009 Tom Atkins. Yeah, why not? I mean, I mean, they're the guy a boat, you know what I mean? Just so. Okay, so Tom Hanager. Yep. I don't care. He caused an accident in the mine that trapped, I think six minors or something. And Harry Warden kills the other the other the other the other the other the thes the thes thes thes thes thes th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi th. th. thus th. th. th. th. th. th. thus. thiolomeaughed. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I was, th. I was, th. I was, th. I was, th. I was, th. I was, th. I was, th. I was, th. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was, th. I was, th. I was, th. I was, th. I was, th. I was, th. I was, th. I was, th. He th. Hea. Hea. He was th. I was thoooooooooooooooooooee. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I was th. I was th five and he comes out in a coma. He can he killed them to conserve his oxygen. Right with pick X. That's fucked up. Yeah it's pretty good. And the original I think the guy ate the

other ones to survive. I think he became a cannibal. Okay. Yeah. So he comes out in a coma, wakes up from the coma and like annihilates the hospital. Yeah. Like at one point they go the the to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. t. I. C. I. t. t. t. I. I. t. I. I. I. t. t. t. I. t. t. t. I. t. t. t. t. I. t. t. I. t. t. t., it just starts murdering everybody. Yeah. Like at one point they go into a hallway and there's just seven bodies living throughout the hallway in various states of dismember. It's kind of crazy that none of those people could have stopped him. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, I mean, a guy coming out of a year-long coma is just gonna of atrophie, he's not going to be very strong at all. I saw Kill Bill. Oh, she got to work on those toes. Yeah. He's going to have to work on those toes, too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, not this guy.

And then he goes to the mine where there's a party. The dean is at, even tho' tho, even, even, even, the the th, thi, thi, thi, the thi, thi, to to to to to too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, to the day, Valentine's Day, that took people's lives. It's a little disrespectful on his part. He's also wearing huge jeans, which is disrespectful to me. I feel like he still rocks huge jeans. I mean, I think it was his worst look, but that's okay. Okay. And he's wearing a puffy vest too, because they were like, I don't know, 90s? Uh, we were watching Empire Records just before you got here. I love that movie. It has no plot. No, it does not. Yeah. And some big ass jeans.

Yeah. Ethan Embry is getting eaten by his jeans in that movie. He's a real thinman. Yeah. Yeah. It's not Happy Fucking Valentine's Day. I do have to know this is Happy Fucking Valentine's today to you, Tom Atkin. This also, in the original, there's a scene with a heart inside a chocolate, a box of chocolates, and it's very, very good.

But this movie does it, I don't know, six times. Yeah, at least. So Harry goes to the mine where the people are having their party, the teens. The fucking teens, can you tell their teens because they have soul patches and knit caps? Yes. And starts murderizing everybody. He puts a pickax through a fucking dude, the back of a dude's head making his eye pop out the front. That's like one of the first like real kill you don't expect it. I think it's great. I think it's great because you don't expect it. And then he does that horrible shovel death in that girl's mouth. Big fan.

And then her head just goes, just for the 3Ds. Yeah. It was good. I thought that that scene was very good. I love that it justthe only thing I know him from is Dawson's Creek. Cursemith, he have two last names? I think Dean was also on Dawson's Creek at some point. Was he? Blame you like last season or something? I don't think that's true. No. I you ever watch Duston's Creek? Hell no, I've never seen Dosses Creek. How are you gonna get defensive about it? I've seen some

felicity, does that count? I've never seen that. Yeah, yeah C. J. Brexton. that's theyn. that's Dean C. J. Braxton. Cool. So he's like a dick and he's telling Sarah, who's our main female character to, he's like, is she broken up with Tom yet? And it's like, bitch, no one dumps Jensenackles. You know what I mean? No one would. No one ever has and no one ever will. He's got to disappear or you have to turn into a demon to end this relationship.

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Warden. So at this point it's definitely Harry Warden. Yeah. Okay. So Tom. Because he kills all these people and then we find out later that Tom Atkins and other old guys who are interchangeable to me. Except for one of them of course. Who? The double deuce, Kevin Teague. Who is that? He's the guy who owns the Roadhouse in Roadhouse. Oh my god. Is he Ben? Is that Ben?

Yeah. No, no, no. Oh, yeah, Ben in this movie. I'm sorry. Not Ben Gazeera. I know. Yeah. But so this blew my mind. So all the old guys in this movie kill Harry, I was going to say Harry Morgan, Harry Warden, and in Roadhouse all the old guys in that movie kill Ben Gazera. Whoa. This guy's just going to town to town killing people.

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That's adorable. Hey, later on, Electrical Estimator. Wow. I'm going to start calling Lucy, hey, project manager. She's going to be like, this is not my name. If I had a kid, they'd be, hey, computer operator. I love that you're a computer operator. It's like the 1980s in here.

Computer operator. I got it with the dancing. No, yeah, it was good. Computer operator. I got it with the dancing. No, yeah, it was good. So we understand that Dean is going to sell the mine, which to me sounds like a great business decision. 2009 is a great time to get out of coal mining, sir. It's a very active mine though. They're mining and mining and mining, mining, mining, mining, so much mining.

Everybody works at the mine. And Axel is fucking a 12- that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. D. D. D. thi. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. thi. thi. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. thii. thi. the the much mining. Everybody works at the mine. And Axel is fucking a 12-year-old? That woman does not look of legal age to be fucking him in this movie. And she's bag of wetthammers dumb. She's like, I'm pregnant. So she thinks that is good news to him. Yeah, it's very confusing. This movie's not kind to women, full stop. Sure. Most horror movies aren't, though.

No, it's true. We're gonna, we're gonna go there. She is fucking the sheriff guy at his dad's old place. Yeah. Doesn't your dad have an old place? Nope. And they're fucking on a floor that definitely has rats running around on. Oh yeah. How good is that dick game that you're gonna go in and that nasty has Kevin and fuck that gross ass dude? I don't know. Also he just leaves those chocolates out for those rats to eat. That I thought that was

upsetting. I didn't like that. Yeah he's gross. He sucks. He sucks. I mean when we get to the full reveal I was still like lady you might still want to go with Dean. Yeah, just take your take a little sheriff and just do something else. He's probably not going to the murder your child. Right. Okay, so then we are at a motel where there's the best Frenchie ever. French a little Frenchy bulldog? Oh yeah. I love Frenchies so much.

Definitely thought you were talking about the kissing. No, I'm talking about the dog. I want to talk about the dog about the the the the the the dog about the dog about the dog about the dog about the dog about the dog about the dog about the dog about the dog about the dog about the dog about the dog about the dog about the dog about the dog a the dog a little the dog a little the dog a little the dog. the dog. the dog a little the dog. the dog. todo. I tolototolototolot. I tie. I talea. I was. I'm a little. I'm a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. tog. tole. to. to. to. to. tole. to. to. to. to. to., I'm talking about the dog. I want to talk about the dog a little bit longer and then we can move on to the kissing, which I find disgusting, as you know. I would just want to talk about the dog. I hate that his name is Lewis and not Louis. That's all, that's all I wanted to say. I love the motel, the woman, the the the the moa, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, which I th, which I, which I, which I, which I, which I to to to say, which I to, which I to say, which I too, I to say, which I to to to to to to to to, which I to, which I to, which I to, which I to, which I to, I to, I to, I to, I to, I to, I to, I to, I to, I to to to to to to to to to to to to to., I the the the the the the the the the th, I th., I the th., I tho, I to, I to, I to, I toda, I toda, I toda, toda, today, I today, I toldo, I told., I told. There's just like a glamor shot of the hotel for Brian her behind the desk. Why? Well, she's like glasses. Yeah. She was sassy.

She knows what's going on in that motel. Yeah, which is to say sexual moaning, which is what the subtitle said. Sexual moaning? Yeah, that's gross. I haven't is woman's sexual moaning. But who, she fucking Stone Cold Steve Austin? Didn't that guy look like Stone Cold? He was clearly Stone Cold Steve Austin, right? I thought exactly, I was like, for a second I was like, yo, is that legit Stone Cold Steve

Austin? Is he gonna pull the stunner at the end of the sex? What if the killer had come up behind him and he just, stone cold stunned him, smashed beers chugged one. So we get the ringing of the titty bell. Oh my god, her tits are on screen for day. And her. And her bum. Uh-huh.

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I look so hot. All right, Irene. She's the tearned. She's, the party in the mine. Right, she used to date Axel. Now she... I went after Stone Cold. I'm going after Stone Cold. Who, it turns out was filming the whole thing? Yeah, fucking Frank. Stone Cold.

Yeah, he's got a little digital camera and he's filming everything. So she chases them out with a fucking gun. She's like, I mean, you're fucking gun. Yeah, she's start craving naked. Yeah, just angry stomping too, which is it's good for the boobs. Yeah, makes them real bouncing. And especially when they're in three dimensions. Yeah, three-d bouncing tits. That's my new band name. Actually, that's our first album's name. I do have the note she gets a gun, ghost sister. You tell him, girl. So she throws the gun at Frank. Yeah because it's it's it's it's it's it's it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not the it's not the it's not the the the theauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauau. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thathea' thooom. thoo' thoomoomoom. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. So she throws the gun at Frank. Yeah, because it's not loaded. Because it's not loaded and that is a 3D moment where it bounces off his forehead.

She's a great shot with throwing that gun to square the middle of his forehead. Yeah. And then we see a person in a minor suit? Yeah. tell me what theirs are. Tell me what he's wearing. He's wearing overalls, a, like, a respirator, that looks like a gas mask, a mining helmet with lamp, and gloves. And the pickaxe and big, big clunky boots.

I feel like a miner is a good, scary guy, just by the nature of that mask. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he kills the pickax right the nature of that mask. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He kill them. Yeah, puts the pickax right through the top of his fucking head. Why does he do that? Yes. And then he kills Irene and cuts her heart out and puts her in a heart-shaped bathtub. Yeah.

Side note. Shoot. I desperately want that, the make sense after you guys have heard the live episode. Oh, that's next week. We're out of order. So yeah, then we cut to, I do have the note, Gore is on point. It is on a point. It's fliak? No.

No, that's, no. That's gone. It's gone. We see Sarah with her kid sheriff. The real sheriff gets the bloody valentime. How did the lady cop not notice that box is bleeding? It bleeds all over his hand. Come on lady cop. As we see later she's not so good of a cup. No she's like just hide to the little baby sheriff like instead of getting him out of the house. That cannot be protocol. It can also be let the 75-year-old man go in the house before you?

He says I'm retired. Yeah. Whatever. I thought that was great. Why is Axel's home office portioned off with plastic sheeting? I guess because it's under construction? Is it? Or you need some privacy for when he's watching his former girlfriend who's been murdered sex tape? With Stone Colt Cibald Sebalt. Yeah. Yeah. And then I have lines about facing it and running for the rest of your life, etc. etc. Because there's like some feeling between Sarah and Dean Winchester. Yeah. I mean I don't care. Do you want her to get back with them? Of course he's teen. Oh, uh, uh, the there's like. Uh, there. S, there. S, there. There's there. S there. There's there's there. S there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's like there's like there's like the their. S there's there's their. S their their. S their. S their their. S their. S their. S, their. S, their. S, their. S their. S their. S their. S their. S their. S their. S their. S their. S their. S their. S their. S their. S their. S their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S., I don't care. Do you? Did you want her to get back with him?

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That guy chews up every line he has. He makes everyone count. I like that a lot. He taxed Dean right in the fucking face. Oh, and then Sarah sees Dean on the sex tape. He's walking by the window, going in the opposite direction of what we saw him walking earlier. And we think nothing of that that because that because that that that that that that the the the the the the the the that the that the that the that that that that the that's that's that's that's the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the o'ooooes.oes.oes.oa.oa.oa.oa. the o' the o'c. the o'c. the o'c.oes. the the the tope. He's walking by the window, going in the opposite direction of what we saw him walking earlier. And we think nothing of that because we know he's staying at the motel. Right. Right. And then Dean's like, oh, I've got to go to the mine. And he goes to the mine and sees the cop, the deputy there, which I don't remember him seeing him there, but I don't remember him the thapapapapapapapap.... the the th. the the they. He. th. th. th. th. they. th. th. th. th. to. th. to. they. to. to. they. they. they. they, thin. toe, toe, they, they, they, to me, to me, to me. to to to to to to toe, th. to be. to. to be. to. to. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's I don't remember who the killer is, but if it's the only black guy, I call shenanigans.

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He pickaxes that guy a bunch of times. Why? Why for so long? I don't know, because he's crazy, I guess. So we're like, oh no, Harry Warden's back, because at this point, we don't know that he's been dead and buried. Right? Is that what we're thinking?

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Or maybe the actors? I can't tell. So I'm sorry. I think it's the former rather than the latter. I think the actor's fine. Yeah, there's not a lot of depth for for that guy. Mm-mm. And then I can't remember what the setup was, but there's something about like Axel, somebody questions Sarah to Axel,

and he goes, who I share a bed with and have sex with? Like, gross, you have a child. Clearly, we know you raw dog. Baby Sheriff didn't get here any other way. Oh man. My wife, Sarah, the one I have sex with? Dude.

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Uh, I haven't watched it in 30 years from a little. Did you like it back then? It was fine. I loved it. I used to have dreams of just running around a grocery store like that. It seems so fun. You can live those dreams now. No, they barely arrest people anymore.

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trying to unlock this window and she's doing this great. I can't do it, I can't do it. Oh wait, there it is. Yeah. And then she only opens it a few inches. I just open the whole damn thing. I don't know. Just keeps going. So she's like squirming out. And he's like bang, bang, bang, bang. And then he's at the window ripping her out there.

Yeah. Like, that's good cardio dog. And then he kills her, brutally poses her, and writes, be mine forever with a heart around it. I don't know, 35 seconds? Yeah, yeah, he's quick. He's real quick. And that was what was written on the inside of the card that Megan had given to Axel. Which, to be fair, is also just a standard Valentine's Day phrase. It is also on those small candies. But we always know that Megan goes with the number four, for their word,

that's with them. I like them. They're just like tiny neko wafers. Yeah. You can eat a whole bunch of them. You're kidding. You like those candies? I have the note ruffs up Sarah, but she beats him with meat. She beats him with meat while wearing enormous jeans and enormous flannel but has perfectly curled hair. Lady, what is your life? I like how focus you are in everyone's hair

recently. I'm feeling a little self-conscious of mine because I need a haircut badly I was trying to grow it out it's not working but I just keep seeing movies and being like everyone has better hair than me. I think your hair looks great. Don't say that. I do. Shut up! My hair is longer than it's been since I was in high school. It's ridiculous. Yeah? Yeah, it covers my eyes now. Really? It's so, it's so combed back. Wow, that's a cool devil lock you just made. Yeah, and then there's the, there's the kill with the heart over, be mine for whatever. Um, this is where I have the note, it's so obviously deemed killing everybody. I mean, I still didn't think so at this point. I really didn't.

Okay. Yeah. He's too handsome to be the killer. Too handsome to die. Too handsome to be the killer is how I felt. Which I guess is naive. Yeah. This is also where we find out that Sarah knew that Alex or Axel and Megan were going to the bones out. He's not that sorry. No he's like sorry I guess. Yeah I

mean she's dead now so what difference does it make? That's basically his fucking take on it? Yeah. I can't fuck her now can I? Then my notes just start falling apart like minor helmet on a trash can, burn nanny in a dryer. Why would you need so many boxes of candy? Where did you get them? And did you eat the candies? There's not that many people in town. Who put them there?

Dean? Question mark? Has he been collecting them for the last 10 years? I don't know. No, because he was in an institution for seven of them. Where was he the other three? look at mental health this film. Does not like women or mental health? It has no respect for the handsome. The handsome deserve more respect than this.

Little PSA kids. The handsome are the most put upon us of all society. You know what? It's hard to be a perfectly symmetrical white man with an amazing build. It just is. I would know as one myself. I love that every time the camera's on him, his head is cocked down and he's looking up into it. He knows his angles. He knows how he looks best. I'm gonna jut this jaw out. Oh, it's so good. Oh, this is where I have the note, Sarah kind of has a Lindsay Lohan thing going on.

She does, it's her lips and her like, her brows. Something about the lips and brows, she does. Excellent, I'm glad you noticed that too. Yes. Also, did you see that thing Lindsay Lohan did recently where she tried to like, to kid with a child and decided that they were refugees. I don't think they were.

And she tries to get them to give her the child because the child will have a better life with her. She herself is filming this and putting this all on the internet. And she like reaches out for the kid and says, here, come with me and the mom turns around a cold cocks her because that's what you should do if someone tries to take your child. Jesus Christ. And then Lindsay Lohan put it on the internet and was like look at how people don't understand me like you know dog you tried to kid up that kid. Also I still fucking love him I don't care. She means well question. If only for her work and I know who killed me.

I gotta watch that movie again. And Herbie the Love Book. No. Isn't Michael Keaton in that? I don't know. I think so. Somehow Sarah ends up in the car. Somehow Sarah ends up in the car.

He picks her up somewhere. I don't remember. Yeah, and so Axel calls and he's like, you're in the car with him, aren't you? And I was like, how the fuck do you know that Axel? None of the rest of us know how she got in that car? No, I still don't know and I saw the movie. I saw it from her perspective. And Dean's like, Axel's the murderer. Don't believe him, he's the murderer. And then, that's what's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the murderer, the murderer, the murderer, the murderer, the murderer, the murderer, the murderer, the murderer, the murderer, the murderer, the murderer, the murderer, the murderer, the murderer, the murderer, the murderer, the murderer, the murderer, the murderer, the murderer, the murderer, the murderer, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thor. thor. thor. thor. thor. thor. thor. thor. thrower, thrower, thrower, thrower. thrower. thrower. thrower. thr. thr. the the the the the the the tea. the the the the the the the tea. when people get out of mental health facilities is they are murders. They are the murderer. Yeah.

I mean he is. He is the murderer as it turns out. I was surprised. Yeah. I love how quickly Dean degenerates. Yeah. He had been holding it together pretty well. And then all of a sudden he's just like, ah. So she gets out of the car, runs to the mine.

Oh, they go to the house. Oh, she wrecks the car. Yeah, she wrecks the car. They go to the house. Dean's chasing her around. She runs out of the house. to the mine. Yep. So Dean reveals that he knows that Megan's dead, which he should not know. Right. Yeah. And then I was like, oh, man.

Then Harry comes walking up behind Sarah, who's got a gun pointed to Dean. And I liked to this actually. I thought this was a nice little scene. Dean yelling, Harry's right behind you. Ha walks tha walks walks walks walks walks walks walks walks walks tha walks tha walks th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thia. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He th. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's thee. He's the. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. Hea. He knows the. He knows. He knows. He knows. He's th actually. I thought this was a nice little little scene. Dean yelling, Harry's right behind you, turn around and shoot him, he's right behind you. Harry walks through Sarah, up to Dean and dissolves. I liked that actually. And then we get the montage of Dean remember, like seeing all the murders that he's committed. This does not phase him into shame though. He just like goes bananas. So here's the thing. Yeah. Is he formerly institutionalized? Uh-huh. Or is Harry really inside of him? Well, we see him dig up the mask.

Yeah. Yeah. So Harry's really inside of him is what I think. Because someone's like, they're like, Dean, and he's like, oh, I'm here now. And his brow goes down and it gets all mean. At what point did he decide to do this? It had to... This movie? No, wait, I need to back up.

Okay, here's my, I just found, I just realized a big problem with this. They go to the grave once and Harry is still in the grave. No. He's never in the grave? He's never? He's never? Only in Dean's flashback we see Harry in the grave. All right, well, never mind then.

The first time that the cops and all then. Well, then how did Dean know he was there? Because his dad? But he didn't speak to his dad. His dad didn't even know where he was. You know, you get that familial bond. Sure. So Dian and Axel start going at it. Sarah's a shit shot. She's real bad at a shooting. To be fair, it's not her job. I don't know as the manager. As a manager. the manager. the manager. the manager. the manager. the manager. the manager. to. the manager. to. the manager. to. the manager. the manager. the manager. the manager. the manager. to. the manager. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He. He. He. He. He. of a supermarket. In Katani. If the note, sorry Axel isn't dead. Is that me or did someone say that? I think that's you. I do wish he'd died. She'd probably get like his pension or something. And then she could just take a little sherve and start a the-

have a new life. Marry someone who is in a shit stain, the th-inter-in, th-in, th-in, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s. thi-s. th-s, thi-s. thi-s. thi-s. thi-s. thi-s. th. thi-s. th-s. th-a-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. th-s, or, or, or, or, th-s. th-a-s. th-a-a-a-a-a-a-s. th-s. th-a-s. thi-s. thi-s. to-s. to-s. to-sa-sa-s. thoooo-s. thi-s. get back out of the institution. He was fine for a while. Yeah, he could hold it together a little bit. So she's knowing... Seemed tender. Knowing that she's a shit shot, she does the best thing that she can. She blows this tiny little nozzle off the gas tank. Yes. That some, for some reason it erupts and blows, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin. thin. thin, thin, thin. thin. thin. thin. thoooooooooooooooooooooomom. It seems like you'd need an open flame for that to happen and there is not an open flame But that's how mines work. I guess

But then we see the last scene which is all these mine rescue workers all wearing like red suits and masks and Yeah, and we think Dean has been killed in the explosion, but then we see him slip off the mask and it's him. He's right outside the mine. Why did he he he he he he he he he he he he he he. he. he. he. he. he. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th then we see him slip off the mask, it's him. He's right outside the mine. Why did he take it off so quickly? He's like, he walks past the last ambulance and takes it off because, did you watch all the way to the end of the credits? You know that I didn't? Is there something else? So the credits are all going through a mine? You're like on a mine car going through a mine. I like like like like like like like like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the ta mine. ta mine. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, like. Oh, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like a the the the the the the the the the the takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. ta. ta. ta. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, ta. It's, ta. It's like, ta. It's like, ta. It's, the ta. It's. It's like, the, the ta. It's ta. It's takes. It's like, that, like the Temple of Doom. Yes. Less roller coastery, but yes. So the whole time, through the credits, you're going through the, and then at the very end, Harry Warden walks up to the camera and then that's it. It seems nice though. It's like to do something if I didn't miss any, you know, it's a hard. way do they get a load of me or anything or or join me for my bloody Valentine too.

Can I tell you what my last note says? Please. Probably should have sold the mine. Oh yeah, if they just let him sell the money, he would have gotten the fuck out of town. Yeah. I guess he'd already murdered at that point, but I don't think so. Oh no, you're right. He'd murdered by Irene. mine then. Katie. Alan. You want to go to the ratings phase. Why are you southern? Western Pennsylvania. We're very southern out here. Yikes. Sure. Sure. I enjoy this movie for its dumb shittiness. It's ridiculousness. I wish there were more

Western PA accents. Yeah it's bereft Western PA accents. At some point we should do the movie of Flesh Eater because there's so many beautiful Western P.A. accents in it. I know, I never heard of it. Oh yeah, it's got one of them zombies from Night Living Dead in it. Oh no way! Geez! Dawn! Stop it. I think there is a dawn in that movie. Or there's a dawn, one of the two. Stop. This movie is a seven. It's really fun. Yeah. It's really stupid. Yeah. The whole like plot twist like immediately falls apart as soon as you start thinking about it. Wait how? Because like him jamming himself into the cage. They should. They do. But he's wearing the Harry Warden outfit when he locked in the cage. No which is not the clothes that he was wearing when he was locked in the cage.

No, they gave him a jumpsuit. But it had, it had like the logo of the company on the jumpsuit. Yeah, didn't Harry Warden's? No, it's just an all black jumpsuit. Are you? I'm pretty sure. He worked there silly and like it's ridiculous. Yeah. This is Evan. Cool. This feels a lot to me like some movies of the 90s that I really like, such as Scream or I know what you did last summer where I'm like it could really be anyone behind the mask and I like that a lot. And everyone's just so beautiful J. Lo Hugh and, J. Loh Hugh, and Neff Campbell, and Skeet, I guess.

And that Golickey boy? It's not his name. From Roseanne? What? Oh, yeah, he was in, um. He's in a new, I know what you've done to do. Yeah, right. He's not that good looking though, is he?

He's, he, he, he, he, th, th, th, th right. Yeah. He's not that good looking though, is he? He's fine. I mean, if you like the Big Bang Theory. He's TV handsome? I've never watched the Big Bang Theory, nerdsploitation. Yeah, I agree. You know I'm sitting home watching it every evening because that's, no, come on, you know, you know whatthey're really putting it all out there they're really trying so I'm gonna also give it a seven I think you should watch this movie yeah and also watch the original because it's pretty good yeah yeah yeah we should get that it's my recall maybe we'll do that movie around the titular holiday sure that would have been a

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