Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 199- Terrorvision (1986) THE LIVE SHOW

Episode Date: October 22, 2018

Live from Pittsburgh, it's a Werewolf Ambulance show! We're discussing the 1986 bananas monster/sci-fi/horror film "Terrorvision." Because this episode was recorded live, the sound quality is what you'd expect from a live show. Big thanks to our pal Dan B. for managing all our AV stuff! Special topics for your consideration include: oh my god we're so nervous and also we are drinking, the pleasure dome, gaps in your teeth, scab monsters, the expectations that we have of Charles Band, the game "Band or Band?" and hiring teens to do things.  Thanks to everyone who came out for the show, and thanks in general to all of you who have supported us over the years. We are genuinely touched by your kindness.  If you'd like to take a trip down the Charles Band memory lane, check out our other episodes of his films: Episode 156- "Gingerdead Man," Episodes 164 & 165- "Puppet Master I" and "II," Episode 171- "Ghoulies" and Episode 186- "Tourist Trap." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. This week's episode is sponsored by the Good Evening, Kiddies! podcast, a show that reviews every episode of "Tales from the Crypt." We know that appeals to you-- check it out at goodeveningpod.podbean.com. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.   

Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Oh, no. Somehow in my mind I thought we were going to be coming out to, uh, can't deny it by Fabulous, featuring me, Doc. Somehow in my mind I thought we were going to be coming out to Cantonai it by Fabulous featuring Maito. I imagined it.

Your mind did not transmit that information to me. No, I should have told you. Is this where we're going to put the lyrics? So we can do this. Yeah, we're doing colloquy. I'm a tellin. Breakfast at Tiffany's. I'm just rambling. I'm so sorry. I'm so nervous. Thank you so much for coming out to this. You guys know you're here, right?

I'm paying money. They're looking at us. They're going to look at us for an hour. This is World Fabulance. Yeah. Yeah. Oh gosh, I thought this is my favorite murder. I'm very confused. Okay. We're doing a movie. Did you guys watch the movie? Did anyone know? Yeah! Yeah! Okay, we're doing a movie. Did you guys watch the movie? Did anyone watch it?

That was my husband. Thanks, Guy. Hey, Guy, that was my intro. I forgot. Hey, Guy. I like calling people Guy, which happens a lot in this movie. Hey Guy. Hey Guy.

Hey Guy. You want a hi. Hey guy. You want a hyny? If you're going to come here and guzzle on my hydies. If you're going to come here and guzzle on my hydies. Yeah, I'll just open my pumpkin spice beer and I'll open a hymnia as well. I'll mix them too. And then you over my two and I'll be like try. What was being booed booed boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo. I'm sorry. Oh, mixing. Yeah, that's gross. Boo. I was saying, boo.

Oh, I was saying, boos. Oh boy. We're going to talk about this movie. This movie's a piece of junk. I didn't pick it. That is 100% untrue. This movie has a 0% on rotten tomatoes. That means that the ding dongs on rotten tomatoes. That means that the ding-dongs on rotten tomatoes

think that ghost ship is better than Miss Blowe. Well, yeah, this is officially the worst movie we've ever done, right? Which is 100% untrue. Ah! I mean, this is the worst of the Charles band films we've done, which have been numerous. Here's a fun fact. I have a note that says, this is the best of the Charles. Wow. Did you not see puppet master too? We did puppet master too.

Katie, if you'll allow me to do something real quick? Obviously. People of the jewelry, I would like to bring up the poster of this film. Dan, you got to go to that sign. Look at that fucking poster. For the people at home, we're looking at the poster for terrorism. Why is that? What? Oh, it's a salad. Oh, my god. It's so bad. Why doesn't it have tentacles? It doesn't have tenacles.

It has like one to a the the the thenicicic has like one or two. Can I ask a question before we get too deep into this, which I know is the question on everybody's line? Was that thing a dick with the extra eye? What did I say? Was it? Was it? I don't know. This is like the filpiest Gboard with the titty bell. And Alan said, oh, there are no boobs in this movie, which I strongly disagree with.

Wait, I have to get to the soundboard, what bell? The tiddy bell. There is. This movie is like 80% illustrated boobs and lactating. Why was it lactating? Because of the statue. Oh, sure, sure, sure. If you're going to have a found, you might as well have to come out the titties.

You put your notes on the same thing as the soundboard. Yeah, I'm real dumb. After four years, you should know that I'm not good at what I do. No, it's okay. We only have two open beers and a thing coffee. I'm sitting in a camp chair. I wanted to mention that this poster was drawn before the movie was written. So they had the poster and they were like, so movie? What does this inspire for you? And Charles Band was like, I don't fucking now.

Because it's a lot of nonsense. Like, Pluton, the planet, and the man's name is Plutar, I thi, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I, I, I, I, I thi, I thi, I thi, I, I, I, I, I, I was like, I don't fucking now. Because it's a lot of nonsense. Like, Pluton, the planet, and the man's name is Plutar, I think. Did you notice that the laser beam that shot the trash monster into space was a deconstructed U.S.S. Enterprise model? Thank you. I didn't. You didn't? What would Data's Dick say about that? Do a soundboard for that? Okay, so I watched this movie twice, which is like 1.5 times more than I watch most of our movies?

What, why, why, how does the monster get there? It's good? No, it's good. Why does how you can taste like there's weed at it? Made in Holland. Is that a joke? Is that a good joke? You guys like it? How does the monster? Explain the monster to me? So, no, I'm just going to explain it to you. No, please go. It's a trash monster. Yeah. But it's also a pet. Formerly a pet, now a trash monster. That's upsetting. It mutated. Okay.

What did it look for like before? Who knows? Who cares? Got a lot of questions. Sure. But like the thing where my favorite scene in the movie. So how does it gets to their house because of the satellite dish? Yeah because the, uh, Duran, if we could go to the next slide please. I'm gonna keep doing that by the way.

Get used to it. This is the putterments. Can we call them the putterman? The putterman is what. That was good. That was good. Thanks. So Stanley Puterman bangs on the side of light dish. Therefore it is receptive to the lightning-bolt-from-space. I see. It was a slight, no. Mm-hmm.

Stanley Putterman is Garrett Graham, who's been in two previous movies we've done. Yes, he has. He was Beef and Phantom of the Paradise. I was going to say Phantom of the Planet, which is I think a band from, never mind. And he was the dad in Childs Play 2. Which one best picture in 1890? Fuck you, dances with wolves. Arguably, everyone in this room would rather watch Childs Play 2 than Dances with Wolves,

right? It might have been driving Miss Daisy now. Noah's Dances with Wolves. Yeah. I would rather watch Childs Play 2 than literally anything ever, so. Because it's a perfect film. Hi, Alicia, you're late. Hi, Alicia, you're late. I know. I know. Shame. Okay.

I know. Shame. Okay. Sit in the front. Like it's punishment to be near us. Um, I'm pretty silly. I'm pretty sal-y. Yeah, there's no more pom-made. I just rubbed sweat. Yeah.

The theme song written by the Fibonacci's. Yeah. I will put it up there with killer clowns from outer space as the best theme song that we've done. Yeah. They are pretty similar songs actually. Oh yeah, yeah. You like that LA poppy punk sounds. Yeah, it's great. It is. I mean, do we, how, do we, do we, do we, do we, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there's there, there, there's no, there's no, there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, there's no, th. There's no tho, tho- tho- thoomo' tho' there's no thoomo' there's no there's no there's no there's no, there's no, there're pretty similar songs actually, no that make it. Oh yeah, yeah. They're basically the same song. You like that LA poppy punk sounds. Yeah, it is. I mean, do we, how do we want to, this?

Doesn't make any fucking sense. The set looks like a shitty corner of Gilligan's island. The outdoor set, it's like, the one point, the dad walks past a wall that has th on it. You can see him come around the wall. It's so bad. There's nothing outside about the outside. No. Why didn't they just go outside?

They needed a corner. They were in Italy. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. They don't have outside in Italy. So you're just covered in spaghetti. It's rich, lady, with a chants of meatballs or whatever. Yeah, that's what it is.

Oh, yeah. That got the appropriate response. Yeah. Yes. Yes, it's ridiculous. The inside of the house is no less ridiculous than... Well, can we talk about how the room that they call their their their their their their they their they their they they they they how their room that they call the pleasure dome which is like sex theme is also where like the grandfather and son watch just watch TV like they're just hanging out of the pleasure

dome. That's distressed. It seems like the entire house is sex theme because the parents bedroom is disturbingly sex the. Yeah it's a bondage. Yeah but like there's like yeah. But illustrate like cartoons. Yeah. That's why I got I when you said there are no boobs in this movie and then I watched it I was like Alan is such a liar. But there's no actual like I saw like he or no boobs. You did. But they were all paintings. True. Oh, I'm sorry I got. You know what it's not. Why did I did it. I? I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I saw. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I.. I............................................................................................ True. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You know what? Why did I do it?

Oh, yeah. It's too right. I also put this on there. Come to Daddy? That's how he says it. Oh, yeah. That's how he says it. Oh, yeah.

I also put this on there. Like you're watching them, then I'm not doing it. Do you like that we're like laughing at our old jokes? That's why we came here. Yeah, thank you. The old jokes brought you in, the new jokes are going to send you out of the door. So, and this is a movie, every character in this movie, like, I feel just needs to take a look at themselves in the mirror, the mirror, the mirror, the mirror, the mirror, and this is a movie, every character in this movie, like, I feel just needs to take a look at themselves in the mirror and be like, what am I doing? Do you know what, there's no one is likable?

What? What? What? Definitely for? Uh, Susie. Yeah. Suzy to me looked like, um, they. Like a rainbow bright my face YouTube makeup tutorial which I like a lot. Did you recognize Susie?

I know her name but I don't know what I know her from. From Amityville Horror 2. We did that. Yeah. That was somebody's guest. It was Sam's guest. Yeah. So, I don't remember it. All I remember is it was terrible.

And at least in this movie, she didn't fuck her brother. Oh, that's right. That was really bad. That was really gross. Yeah, yeah, so that didn't happen in this movie. That's nice, because that brother was like eight. But then, when, so when the parents are swingers, and the parents are swingers, and the parents are swingers and they bring a couple back to the house, Cherry and...

Spiro. Spiro is like, do you know anything about Greece because I am Greek? I love me so much. And little Chad Allen walks into the hallway and Cherry goes, is he going to be joining us? Does he say that? I was just a joke. Oh, that's gross. Yeah, I think it's a joke. Oof.

Keesh. Yeah, a lot of jokes in this movie fall a little bit flat, I have to say. Would you eat lizard tails? No. OK, do you? No, I'm vegetarian. I thought your thing was like, if they weren't cute. I thi thi. I'm like thin. I'm like thi. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm. I'm like, I'm a thi. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm. I'm a th. I'm a thi. I'm a thi. I'm a thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm a thi. I'm a thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thee. I theat. I theat. I theat. I theat. I theat. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm also freaking. You're what? Freaking. I'll eat it if you're freeing. I said you're a freaking.

I'm nervous and I can't hear real good. Yes to both. Yeah. I love that there's no swearing in this movie almost. Like somebody says shit like twice. Oh, that's it. And everybody else is just saying, holy tomato and fooie. Why, though? What does this movie rented?

I don't know. I doubt that it is. I doubt that they take the time. I have been a lot of the mothic-a-fooing. Yeah. Because I looked at what the mulled the maid, what the maid, what the maid, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, the, what is, the, the, what is, the, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, what is, the th, the the th, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the's a lot of money for this piece of shit movie. I'm sorry. I know you love it. It's fine. I didn't mean that to sound as sad as it did. Do you like when the dad is talking about O.D. D. an. Do you like when the dad is talking about O.D.? And he goes an Irish boy and then later when O.D. says his full name is O.D.R. I I I I I. Oh. Oh. Oh. I. Oh. Oh. I. I. I. I. I. I. It. I. I. It. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. It. I. I. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. Do. Do. Do. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. It. It. It. I. I. I. I. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. I.D. and he goes, an Irish boy. And then later when O.D. says his full name, it's O.D. Riley. Which I don't know. Yeah, that's the kind of genius that this movie's going to offer you. I mean, Charles Band is, if nothing else, a guy who writes a movie. Yes.

He writes the one piece of paper and then they act them out. Luckily he also he also pays to have a maid. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be it. to to to be to be to be their their to be to be their to be their to be to be their to have a maid. I mean, someone else too. I also didn't realize until today, he always works with Albert Band, who I assume was his brother. Yeah. It's his dad. I know, it's not bad. Like, what if you wrote this piece of shit movie with your dad? What if you wrote this masterpiece with your father? And they like, then they had a catch. I went fishing, I, I, but, I, but, but, I, but, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, was that, that, that, was that, was that, was that, was that, was that, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was. that, was, was. that, was. that, was. that, was was was. that, was was. that, was. that, was was. to to to to to to to to to to to that. to that. that. that, that. that. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's. that's. that's. that's. th. that's. th. that, was your father. And they like, then they had a catch. I went

fishing I guess. Is that what dad's too? Dan, can we go to the next, uh? Okay, so there's, that's O.D. And Diane Franklin, aka Suzy. He's so cool. I love the air guitars to nothing. It's just like when he's idle, he's just air guitar. It's like a scream saver. I think he's wearing a wasp t-shirt and wasp to show up on the television at one point. That's the rock and roll band that's playing. Oh is it? The one that Mary Wernoff thinks is real hot. Or she goes, ew, he's th. th. th. th. thew, ew, ew, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thinks, thinks, tho, thi's thi, thinks, thinks, thinks, thoom. thoom. thoom. thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It's is thi. It's, th. thi. It's thi. It's like, thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. theeee. thee. theee. the. the. the. the. the. the. I didn't realize that was a real band. I think we thought they were made up. I know facts about why they're in this movie, but tell me no, we got we got time. So we're

ready. Dungeon Master was also produced by the same production company that did this. And he likes Dungeon Master. Yeah. If you think this movie's bud. And Watts has a really long scene in that. So they just th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tho- tho tho tho and Wasp has a really long scene in that, so they just took a snippet of that and put it into this movie. You gotta lay it around. The Rocker Portman. We might as well use it again. We might as well use it again. Might as well get our wasps money worth.

I found him to look weirdly like the sensitive quarterback from Friday Night Lights. Yeah, but with a shitty that? Sarasota? Yeah, but with a shitty wig. Why is his wig so shitty? I mean, I just, just like... He barely didn't want to do the movie until he found out that it was being filmed in Italy. He's like, oh, y'all would be that. He's been in a lot of stuff, I think. He's like an actor. Yeah, he's Lazzlow from Real Genius. Oh! You feel I just blew somebody's mind. That is something to some of you. To all the grandpaws in the art,

they're the genius. And the Oak Ridge Boys. I don't know. This doing a live show is just proof that you're old. You know what I mean? It's like, you're like, look, I've been saying it and here it is and get it all in now you know. Say all the old things you want to do. Centrum silver. Those green mint gummy candies with a sugar coating. Oh you mean spear mint leaves? Yeah the

goddamn delicious. Yeah I'll need some ribbon candy if anybody's got in. Werthers maybe? Oh that's low-hanging fruit. Can we talk about the parenting of the parents in this film? The parents are going to be swinging tonight to their children. And then when they're found in, okay, so wait, before we get into that, I'm sorry, let me back, check. When people get eaten by the monster, and then they show up again later, how they do that? Monster makes them? So they're not, that's not their bot.

Like, that's not them, no, no, no. They're connected to the monster in some way, shape or form. I don't get it. Everyone else has words and that's all he has. Yeah, taking your business. Why is everyone filled with green goo? I have a lot of questions and I feel like I'm getting through them all now. Go on. No. Space aliens? Is the answer to the green goo question.

I know. Grandpa was just an old military guy. He's full of everyone. The people are full of green goo. Why? I assume that the trash the the the the the trash the the the trash trash the the trash I assume that the trash monster is shooting the green goo into them. He's missing. It's coming out of them. Yeah. He eats like a vampire.

Yeah. So he eats them. And then what are the things that are talking to tell me? their thap. theymea. So I can't... He took a dump and it looked like those people. Is that what you're trying to tell me? No, no, no, they just like... So I had a realization of watching this movie because of Missy. Thank you, Missy. She's in the back. This movie is the comedy version of John Carpenters, the thing.

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Put down. Jesus Christ. But that like, oh, oh, holy shit. Oh, look at that movie. Because one of the things that really disturbs me in this movie is when the kids go into the parents' room and find them in bed with cherry and spiro and the mom, Mary Warnoff says, you do your things, do ours. And the kids are like cool. Yeah they're like oh I guess I go to like I don't know what do they do what do those children? I mean

have you seen grandpa and that wasn't that was the monster he said but apparently that that was apparently not out of character for the mother no boy. Have you seen Grandpa? And then Grandpa comes up from normally covers and says, taking care of business. If those kids didn't die at the end of this movie, they would have needed really serious therapy. Spoiler alert. Oh, they watched it.

You all watched it, sorry. So do you want to describe what the monster looks like? Sure. No, you. OK. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, um. Um, um. Um, um. Um, um. Um, um. Um, um. Um, um. Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, they they, th, th, th, th, th, th, taken, taken, taken, taken, taken, taken, taken, taken, taken, taken, taken, taken, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, taken, t, taken, taken, taken, taken, taken, taken, taken. Taking, taken, taken, taken, taken, taken, taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken taken to to describe what the monster looks like? Sure. No, you. Oh, okay. Picture a scab with eyeballs and a bunch of boogers hanging off. And a dick with an eye. Yeah, yeah.

I think you left that off. Yeah. Why does his dick have an eye about though? What does it talk? The dick talks? It screams. Oh, yeah, and at the end the end the end the end the end end the end end the end the end end the end the end end end the end the the the the the the the the it talk? The dick talks? It screams. Oh yeah, it's great. Oh, and at the end of the movie, it definitely says words. What does it say?

Come on, come on, come on. People might be done. Because it's repeating what Medusa says. Oh, right. You want to talk about Medusa? That's another reason I was like, what do you mean there's no tips in this movie? Dan, can we advance? Yep, those are the monster. That said they perfectly perfectly.

Yeah, that really does look like a scab boogers and also kind of a pile of shit. So apparently they got a monster designer to do it, and shit. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I can make it look cool. He said, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, why? Which makes me really love it. Yeah, the special effects guy, John Carl Beekler, I think. He's, I see his name a lot. Yeah, I don't know what. And that, I just wanted to say I know his name. Did you watch the specials. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. that. that. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. to to thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. thi. thi. thi. the. thi. perfectly black beard. Oh, I like that.

He dyed that beard. It never looks good. Everybody in the audience, don't do that. No, I like that. I disagree. It's the reverse Paduto. Yeah. Yeah.

Hoked on craft. We didn't even do a hello Pittsburgh. Half these people are from Philadelphia. That's the town crowd. Yeah. We didn't even do a hell out bits burr. Half these people are from Philadelphia. It's true. You've been a drone for this. Can we go to the next slide, please? There's what you say.

No. Look at the hat's all the ears. How does she walk? I had a question. That would hurt your breast, right? Like to have the- To have the- To have those gigantic tits? Yeah. Oh, you mean the shirt? The bra.

The boostie? Yeah. Oh, I think so. I mean, I feel like her whole life is pain. I mean that's sincerely. Yeah. She didn't do any other acting, I don't think. No. You rules in this movie, though. Like her IMDP photo is that Medusa. It just says, fucking Medusa.

This would be a great Halloween costume if you wanted to do a sexy costume, I guess. You think I could pull it off? How much pain are you willing to endure? A lot? Yeah. Yeah. So Medusa has a late night show. She's Elvira, I guess. But like way less cool. Yeah.

Yeah. Which Sherman calls into. I guess we're not talking about the plot of this film at all, which is irrelevant to our conversation. It's also par for the course for what we do pretty much. Yeah, that's true. Should we? I don't, I mean, is there? Did you guys watch it, right? Why are we telling you about it? Um, because they paid money for this. Yeah, all right, fine, we'll tell you about it. So, Grandpa gets eaten by the monster. Uh, Sherman

calls into the cops, and the cops were like, fuck you dogs. Right out of the gates. Officer Nevsky. Officer Nevskyky. Yeah, Officer Nusky. I can not love this movie. That's a first pass name. That's no, there's no going back over to Nusk. Do you know it was like the placeholder and then they just went to, went to print. We're sticking with Nutsk Ted? Yeah, Nutsk's fine. We got that O'D O' that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's their. that's their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. th. th. That's th. th. th. their. That's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thi. the. the. the. the.D. O. Riley joke. It's going to be good right later. That's funny though. O.D. Riley. It's me, O.D. Riley. I'm sorry. I love an Irish joke. I laughed at that.

Wow, tough Irish crowd. Yish. Yish. I won't. I'll put away my list of Irish jokes. I'll put away my list of Irish jokes. Uh, and then Sherman thinks to call I'll put away my list of Irish jokes. And then Sherman thinks to call Medusa, because in like very Frit Night style, he's like, oh, the person who deals with monsters all the time will know how to handle this. Wait, how'd that happen in Fright Night? He calls Peter Vincent to have a whole movie.

Oh yeah, that's the whole movie. I like to that movie. It's a good. H That is good. Hunky-hunky, Chris Sarandon. Oh my God, what have you done? Guys in lock, I have to open it back up. I hope it's not, it didn't stop recording. Oh my god, what are we going to do? We're guys are going to take it from the top. Who I'm still sweating. You got these lights on us.

It's pretty dim in here, really. I like it. It's like a pleasure down. It's fucking name. So he calls the monster lady. She's like, fuck you kid. Because everybody hates Sherman. Because that's how she delivers every line until she's off camera.

Yeah. I love that everybody is she delivers every line until she's off camera. Yeah. I love that everybody is from New York at this movie. Yeah. They're in Malibu, which you see on his Mr. Cool-like vanity license plate. Or they're on Gillingen's Island, a very shitty corner. I am not sure. Like they're the nicer ones than others, you know. Like when they would have the natives come out out, it, it, it, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, the, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. I thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. So, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I's, is thi. And, like there are nicer ones than others, you know, like when they would have the natives come out it was always like the, never mind. So yeah and then Sis comes back from her date. Well they first say the Mary Warnoff locks her

son in a bomb shelter for the night. With a monster. With a monster. Even if there's not a monster in your bomb, in your, listen, even if you have a bomb shelter, and even if there's not a monster in it, like, don't lock your kid in there. I've only been a parent a little while, I think, because that's what's the one today to be right on. And I have a babysitter to to 11 o'clock tonight. Yeah, yeah, let's that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thatheed thathee. there's not there's not they. there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. the the they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. there's not th. there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not there's not chain. Sure. Good thing it was also full of, what's that explosive called? Oh, plastic explosives. Yeah. Well, they blew the door off. I blew the door off with it.

I love all the guns that are in that house. I love that his mother was locking him in a bomb shelter full of weaponry. And was like, I'll see you in the morning. With a fake grandpa who definitely came up sweaty and covered in a jizz-like substance and just that you're taking care of business. That's what I'm saying, everyone in this movie sucks. Everyone is terrible. Or?

I don't know what they do. I do not know the alternative. No, there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's the alternative. There's the alternative. There's the alternative. the alternative. their, the alternative. their, their, their, tho, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I's, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I'm thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. too. thoo. tooooo. thoooo. toge. togu. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th that alternatives. Oh, also throughout this we're seeing a guy on the TV who is the only cool costume, I would say, in the movie. Yeah, he's a cool look. He's a gimmee alien that they gave to the special effects, just make him look cool. Yeah. Would pluzon? Plutthu so?

Plutha? I don't remember. Plutar or something that cares. He's the sanitation captain. Plutar. That's all I have to say about him, really. He looked cool. What, did you like when Grandpa and Sherman thought that they heard a burglar? And Sherman was like, no, it was a monster. And Grandpa said, sometimes burglars wear those helly weed masks and they scare

the poop out of you. That's a good point. Nobody swears in this movie. I just feel like I should have caught that with they scare the poop out of you. I did like that, yes. I also liked, um, these my notes are all over the place obviously, but I liked when, um, the dad just screams, Jacoose!

Where is the first jacuzzi? Which is pretty good. When cherry gets into the jacuzzi and just goes, it sickles. Something was wrong with Cherry. I feel bad for her. Holy tomato, though, that bikini is dynamite. It wasn't dynamite bikini, but also looked very uncomfortable. Also, do you like the cherry and Spiro, we're just wearing bathing suits under their clothes?

Who does that? Like, aren't you? Are you? No, no, no. No, no. What if we pulled up the screen and there was just a baby pool behind? That would be fun. I also was like, why is, why, so Cherry gets into the Jacoos. An enormous Jacoes.

The biggest jacoos I've ever seen. It's like Olympic sized jacoos. Look what they did in the jacoos! And so Cherry gets in her, under her dress bathing suit. She's wearing a fancy dress. Yeah. Under it is just a big, like a silly bikini. Oh, like you've never gone out dancing and then swimming.

A common night on the town. I don't know, isn't it? What do people do? And then she... And then she... Why doesn't Sherman just get in the fucking pool naked? They're gonna bone. Well yeah, I mean, I don't know.

I was gonna say you have to leave some mystery, but I guess it's probably because this movie was Rata G. Yeah. I've never swung before, I assume that's... I don't know. Oh, that's what this is. That's why this, this, this, this, this, this whole, this, this whole, this whole, this, this whole, this whole, this, this whole, this whole, this whole, this, this, this whole, this whole, this, this whole, this whole, this whole, this whole, this whole, this is. That's why this whole thing we're doing tonight. I'm going to try to collect their keys. Do you like when Susie was like, turns out OD and goes, he needs to take his pills?

And OD says, pills, cool, what color? I didn't. I honestly didn't. I know you love O.D. I found him to be very abrasive. The next thing about O.D. is that gap in his teeth. Oh, yeah, yeah. Really, nobody else? Okay. A bunch of Irish gap-chooed taters. thateaters. If I could say one thing about our fan base.

Yeah. Did you like that about halfway through this movie they started doing screen wipes? Like, it's like the monstrous news on the kid and then there's like a star wipe into the next scene? Why did they start doing it halfway through and why did they do it at all? Because it's the montage of teaching the monster things so they befriend the space trash monster. But they don't really care though they don't really care they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the they they the the the their their their their their they they they they they they they their they don't really their they they they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't their they don't their their they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they don't really they don't really they don't really they they don't really they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their the to their their their their their their their their their the just trying to make money. They would have been gulled in school they can't. That's what I'm saying they all fucking suck. They all suck. No one's like, oh we have to protect him. We have to keep him safe.

They're like, how can we get rich? Which I guess is the American dream. What was that movie about the alien to say E.T. for some reason? No, no, because they said E.T. but I just think they wanted to say cry like a butthole. Do you think it was meant to be asshole when they had to like tone it down? I just don't understand anything about this fucking movie. So I think the non-swearing is supposed to make it feel like a 50s, like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like a the the their their their their the like a like 50s like space alien movie. It does not. No it doesn't. It feels like it's just technical or vomit.

Hey Rob, the babysitter locked herself out. Can you call her please? This is my fucking lie. Yeah, she went to get her postmates and the door shut behind her. She's locked him out. Oh no. Oh no. All right. Can we get postmates to send her a key? Is that a thing that can be done? Does anybody know? She must be smoking cigarettes, huh?

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. My life was any shittier, I'd be dead. No, I'm just kidding, it's fine. I don't, well, do you have her phone number? I can't believe I'm doing this right now.

I can't believe I'm doing this right now. All my notes are on it, so I'm going to freeball them. Is that what they call a free ball? Is that what they call a freeball? Is that what they call a freeball? I'm sorry. Not your fault, you're for. This is what we get for hiring teens for jobs. I'll see you.

I'm sorry. Oh, you walked here. Yeah, I'll join you. Well, we're just going to wait till he gets back. Tina's back. I'm just a tiny. I'm just a ti. Can we need a round of applause for Christina? Woo-hooveh!

teens? I'm fucking serious. They're the worst. Teens? Oh, God, they're awful. How any of us make it to adults I have no fucking idea. She's watching my kid. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I I I I, I, no, no, no, I, I they they they they they they's, I they's, I they're not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm tee. I'm tee. I'm tee. I'm tee. I'm tee. I tee. I tee. I tee. I tee. I, I tea. I. I. I, I, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, I. I. I, I. I, I, I t. I tina. I tina. I'm tina. I'm tina. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not tina. I'm not t-a. t-a. t-a. t-a. t-a. t-I'm tea. tea. tea. Teen, I'm tina. I'm? Oh God, they're awful. How any of us make it to adults I have no fucking action. She's watching my kid. No, they're not right now, I guess. Well, anyway. Do you think Lucia just sat in the window twirling the cake?

We applauded you and you're not there. No, you have to leave. Oh, can we get a round of applause for Missy? She can never... Come on. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm done. Can you open me another beer? Oh, yeah. I can just hand to do. Okay, okay.

Okay. Thank you. No, it's okay. It's okay. You can, oh, thank you. Oh, there's no editing. Are we even putting this out? Are people ever going to hear this? Probably. All right, good. Yeah, leave this in. So, I have the note, do-do, they cut off the phone, which is something that Susie says. Oh, that's so dumb. This movie's so dumb. Just gets dumber and dumber, too. So, they try to train the monster.

It doesn't work out, the monster eats O'D because he calls him the butt hole and punches it. No, no, no, it does work, but then he gets mad because the monster is connected to the TV, which doesn't make any sense at all, right? That's where he came from. Remember when I hit the satellite dish? It's a TV monster. But he came out of the TV, right? Yeah, and that's how it was traveling around the house. I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah. Why are you sorry? No, why are you sorry? Okay. Wess it wasn't for picking this movie, I don't know. So that's why they go through the house and smash all the television sets. They have a lot of TVs, and they're all very small. Except for the one in the Pleasure Dome.

You know what else I liked about the Pleasure Dome? They had a four couch and a back couch. There was like a long, a horseshoe shaped couch and then just a couch in front of it. I don't know why you would need that, but but but but but but but but but but but to to to the to to to to the to to be the to be the to be their their their to be to be their their to be their to be to be to be to be to be their. thoomomky. their. their. thoomp. th. th. th. thoom. thoom. thoom. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their their their their thi. thi. thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thea. So, thea. So, thea. So, thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Soe. So. So. like a long, a horseshoe shaped couch and then just a couch in front of it. I don't know why you would need that but staying upset for them. It wasn't up any higher. So eventually they get back in touch with Medusa after they try electrocuting the monster that doesn't work out. They tried to electrocute the monster. They threw the remote control into the the juze while while while while while while while while while while while while while while while while while while while the the monster the monster the monster the monster while while while the monster the monster while the monster while the monster while the monster the monster while the monster while the monster while the monster was while the monster was while the monster the. Which is weird because they set up that electrocution for like several scenes. Yeah, yeah. That's weird I don't remember you. They throw the... what happens? You know it just gets electrocuted

and it doesn't matter? Yeah. They shoot it too, don't they? It's like, it doesn't get hurt. No, it's a monster. No, it's a monster. I can't do this just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. th. th. th. th, just look at you guys. You can't do that when you're recording. So Medusa eventually comes to their house because they tell her it's a party. And when she shows up, oh their cop shows up, Nutkey shows up too. I really thought you said Kesha shows up. Kesha, aka Nutke.

Yes. Keche's, though. That's them. He was where if we were going to edit this episode, I would say, can you drop in Tick Tock right here? Well, the soundboard. No, I don't have to. No, what if you have that? Nami so well.

I do the monster melt off Nutpea's hand by putting it in his mouth. I don't remember that either. Oh yes, I do. It's actually kind of fatty because that little nub and just looks at it. But the gun isn't just still in his mouth. Yeah. He can't digest the gun. No.

Just people. I mean, the end of this movie just, it's just so bad, that I don't really remember much of it and I did it I watched it twice and neither time stuck I mean I guess that the bad guy wins we had because the the the trash captain I believe is his title shows up he shows up and Medusa just shoot and he's like kids I'm here to save you yeah put down your guns and Medusa walks in while they're putting down their gun I did like that he said their parents had to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. their. their. their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I'm their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their their their their their their their their their th. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm. I'm. te. I'm. I'm. te. I'm. I'm. their. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm're putting down their guns. I did like that he said their parents would have to live in an aquarium and they were kind of like, eh. And Medusa hits him in a space helmet which makes his head explode. Right.

Which is pretty great. Oh, Susie calls her a bitch or there. Yeah. She just calls her stupid bitch. Yeah. And then the monster attacks they they the monster they they the monster the PG rating. Yeah. And then the monster attacks them through the wall and sucks everybody inside of it. Well you just see Sherman going inside of him and then we cut to Medusa in the car waking up the limo driver.

She looks like shit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And throughout the movie she's been saying, come on, come on, come on. Yeah. And I wish I could do it as well as she does. But she gets pretty good. Thanks. Yeah. She gets in the car, tells the limo driver to take her to the station, says, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come. Medusa is big enough to have a limo driver that just like sleeps outside of people's houses waiting for her? Hell yeah. Medusa does not seem like that big of a star to me.

Maybe he's just not that good of a limo driver. That's a little bit. That's a little bit. That's a little bit. Do you have the next slot? I think it looks pretty good. It does. It looks like some Star War shit. He actually from here looks like that Grinch that, was it, not Jim Carrey, Mike Myers? It's like Mike Myers. Oh, Jim Carrey? They're the same person as far as I'm concerned.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. My Myers was a cat in the hat. I didn't see either, but that's what he was. All right, so the next slide is going to be, Dan can you go to the next one? So there's all this art throughout the house that's just being boobs on the iron. And there was this one painting that's four boobs on an iron. I could not find the picture off. Yeah. I thought it was a wave.

No, that, I was going to say that makes more sense. No, it does. But I really wanted to picture it, I couldn't find one. Because I turned in screen grabs off the DVD and computers or something. So I drew it on the end of the and computers or something. So I drew it on the MSP. I threw it on the MS-T. I know how to be labeled it, you know, I see the most like I know how to make a text box. Evidently I think nipples look like the little pimentos you put in a house. I have a really, I have an honest question for you but I want you to answer honestly. Is that what you think boobs look like? No no don't show me anything.

Yeah yeah I try. Wow, that's really good. You can have a little feet on the iron. Yeah, I try. I don't have the MS pain skills that you have. I felt like I was like... No, no, no, this is better than what I would have done. But I do know what boooms somewhere. So that's uh, that's terror vision. Yeah. Yeah. You don't feel like you understand the movie now, you get it? I assume that some of you have something to say about this. Can we change the slide though, because it's real great? Thanks, that's much better.

Yeah, that's us. No, I feel. No, I feel. A little more. Are we going to rape this movie? Oh, I guess we should. That's what we do. Yeah.

This episode, I don't even know. I mean, it'll come out eventually. It don't have no number right now. No, it's a special. Yeah. We'll drop it in later. You like my set instructor? Mm-hmm.

Katie Bly likes it. We'll cut that, no full names. But you're a first and last name kind of person, man. Katie. Alan. You want to go to the grading space. How do you do it with a little hoaxp? Grating space? Yes.

You want to go first? Can I give my babysitter a zero? Wait, while Rosner is their star. Wait, while Rosner here though, his birthday is in two days? Can when he comes in, can we all just think happy birthday to him? Yeah. Thank you. What do you think of this movie, Katie?

Oh, this movie. This is the worst to me of the Charles Band movies, which are, you know, Alan, it's not so good. Interesting. I should have looked up what we did what I gave the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to me of the Charles Band movies which are we did Puppet Master 1 and 2 we did we did Goulies uh we did to tourist trap you think this movie is worse than gingerbread man or ginger dead man forgive oh no I forgot he made that this one looks like it was shot with a camera and not a cell phone so it's better in that sense than ginger than it was also shot and it was also shot and it was a shot and it th a th a shot and it th a th a shot and it was a th I th I th I th I th I th th th th th th th th at th at th at th at th at thus thus thus thus. thus. thus. thus. It was thi thi. It was also the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the thi the thi thi thi thi thi the. the. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Gary Busey had just run wild on the set for a little while.

It's dark. He wasn't in this movie originally. Well, I guess he is now. I feel like this is a movie that's supposed to be so bad, it's good. Uh-huh. But it is just so bad, it's bad to me. And I heard rumblings in the audience earlier that people were angry that they watched it. OK. Cowards. We're doing Dennis right now.

I just want to be clear about that. That guy doesn't fucking like anything. He likes hollinotes. He likes hollinotes. Everybody likes hollinotes, though. Guys, give it up for Dennis. I really thought we were giving it up for holl notes, which is fine. Yeah, this is a four. This is, this is m'emal.

It's what? Mui ma'am. Oh, gotcha. Katie. I vehemently disagree with you. And I think that this movie is a nine. No, I thought you were going to play 10, and I was going to punch through the screen.

We were on the screen. No, I'd pay for it. I love this stupid, fucking movie thuks. Why? It's the stupid. to thii. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. this stupid. this stupid. this stupid. this stupid. this stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid, this stupid, this stupid stupid stupid stupid, this stupid, this stupid, this stupid, this stupid, this stupid, this stupid, this stupid, this stupid, I this stupid, I this stupid, I this stupid, I this stupid, I this stupid, I this stupid, I this stupid, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thii this this this this this this stupid stupid stupid stupid, I this stupid, I thisthat. And movie, okay, two movie punks, fine. That's not tool. It's hella stupid. And it's just fucking fun. I just love how fun it is.

I love all the stupidity of it and just all the dumb jokes and making fun of preppers. See, I thought he had like PTSD in it, made me very sad. Also, did you, I want to bring this up, he had Confederate flags in that bunker? No, he would not. No, he wouldn't not. Yes, different animal back then. No, I think, I think that man would, is Union all the way. Hedges agreed? Yeah.

Maybe he was just a big Duke Boys fan. That's true. I'll accept that, I guess. But I have a difficult time accepting your thin. All right. This is my favorite of the Charles Band movies we've done. You like this better than Tourist Trappes? I do love Tourist Trapp but I like this better. You like this better than Puppet Master too, where they, I think, went to maybe, I, I, I, I, tha, I, tha, I tha, I tha, I tha, I tha, I tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, thi, thi, thi, I was thi, I was thi, I was liked and thi, I was a this better. You like this better than Puppet Master too where they I think went to maybe Egypt? I felt a space. I definitely slept through

that part of it and they were talking about like Memphis stuff ways or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, well then I went back in. Hey guys. Thanks Missy. Do you let her back in? Where's, did Rob come back again? Yeah, he's in the restroom. Oh, I guess he wasn't in a hurry. Do you want to play a real stupid game while Rob's in the restaurant? I would love that. Okay, I put together a little game called Band or Band. This is, is it a Charles Band movie or a Charlie Daniels

Band song? Yes, I am so ready. So if I was to say Ginger Deadman. That's a Charles Band movie. Right. And if I said, the South gonna do it. Oh God. Oh God. I'm gonna take the, I'm gonna take the, I'm gonna take the under that's a Charles band movie That's a Charlie Dangles band song of course it is Legend of Wully Swamp Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Rob. Happy birthday to you. Thank you. Rob doesn't know this that I make fun of them a lot on the podcast.

I listen to it because there's a lot of episodes of Civil War Talk radio that he has to get through. Do you think I'm joking, I'm not? It's been on for 14 seasons. But he's the best, so thank you for doing that. Also, happy birthday to Tessa and Matt who are the cutest couple because they share a birthday. Oh. Anything else have a birthday? Any other birthdays? We're going to get the Chooky Cheese animatronic mouse? I hate that fucking mouse.

Everybody needs that fucking mouse. I'm sorry, what was the question? I'm sorry, the legend of Wully Swamp. Fuck, I don't even know. I'm going to go Charlie Daniels, yeah. You're correct. Ooh. Last Fox Trot in Burbank. That's Madeligs. You just, you just, you just, it's mad. Charles Band movie.

You got it. This will be the last one, and I think it's the tubs. Okay, okay. Robot, romp. I know that's a Charles Band movie. That's a Charles Band movie. That's a Charlie Daniel Blanc song. Spooey! I thought it was.

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There are also special guests, trivia, mini movie reviews, and much more. What are you th for th for the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the video the the video the video the video the video the video th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tod, trivia, mini movie reviews, and much more. What are you waiting for? Check out the Good Evening Kitty's podcast on Podbean, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts. That's the Good Evening Kitty's podcast. Check it out today. Do we want to do this? Yeah, we're going to open it up. You want to do a live. Mailback! You guys can just say whatever you want to do the microphone. Yeah, is anybody want to step up to the microphone? Yeah, come on up. Just, oh, we have a rule, one rule.

Yeah, don't be weird. Don't be weird. Don't be weird. I'm not looking. Did he sit back down. it. So I just have a quick little anecdote about watching this movie. Tessa and I both dozed off at different points. Yes, I understand. She had fallen asleep by the end and I woke her up and she said, how was it?

And my first response was, that was like watching the video for Black Hole Sun for an hour and a half. Absolutely awesome. like watching the video for Black Hole Sun for an hour and a half. That's a win. You think so? You think so? We have the big eyes. Yeah, all right.

Recipe is Chris Cornell. Oh, God, Russ just. Why'd you have to bring it down? That's literally what I do. Hi, I'm Jamie. I'm a first-time caller, long-time listener. I love the shirt. Okay, I just wanted to set the scene for everyone that Jamie is wearing a t-shirt that says Tom Savini rules that he got from Tom Savini himself.

That would be like Stephen King selling the Stephen King rules teacher. I also totally forgot a gag that I was going to do where I was going to pretend we were introducing Tom Savini and then I was just going to leave. And I'm mad that I just remembered it now. I'm sorry, Jamie, I did not need to cut you off. I just wanted to actually bring to your attention. O.D. was performed by John Grease. Yes. Also the Wolfman from Monster Squad. He is. No shit. Shit. Shit. Some shit. A little shit. No, I like that. I didn't... Wow, how, what year was this? 86? 85. 85. What year was Monster Squad? 87? How did he age so much in those two years?

He looks terrible in the monster. It's a fucking werewolf. I mean, sometimes he's not. That's what a werewolf is. Your skin gets all stretched out from Wolf and out. He looks literally like he's 50 years old. Yeah, wolf is. Your skin gets all stretched out from Wolf and Out. He looks literally like he's 50 years old. Yeah, okay. I mean, he was like 45 in this movie. It's that wig, I guess.

And that gap, oh. I like to that time, yeah. Please, listen, step up to the microphone. John Grease also played Uncle Rico. Oh, Napoleon, Diamond. Oh no. Oh my god, this podcast just turned into grease packs. I'm sorry.

It's a grease bag. I think most grease is the word. Oh no. There's the exit. Why do you always do this? Tom Savini may rule, sir, but that joke? I just can't get over Tom Sabini selling that shirt. It 100% makes sense.

I was going to say if you've ever met him. Anybody else want to mail bag before we wrap this thing up? I will. Get up here. Let's do it. Oh, hello. Hey guys. Hey, hey.

So I want to know, and you have to pick somebody you can't get out of this. Katie, I get out of everything. It's what I do. If you have to pick one character in the movie to be, which character would you think? This movie? You're... Okay. They're dying to know what You're... Oh, wow.

They're dying to know what you're going to pick. Medus, because I'm going to have done titties. She likes to be pretty, but she looks good. Samezies? Same-sies? I mean, that's the right answer, right? A hundred percent. Also, like, you get to yell people to get you out of you you you you you what you you what you to to to you what to to to you what to to you what to you what to you what to you what you what you what to to you what you what you you what you to you what you to know what you you what you to know what you're you you to know what you're to know what you to know what you to know what you to know what you to know what you to know what you to know what you to you what you you what you're what you're what you're what you're what you're to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their the right answer, right? 100%.

Also, like, you get to yell people to get you out of a casket, which is funny. Bring me a cigarette and a brusky. A briske? A brisk? A brisk? A chicken's a cigarette? Did you notice in their home bar? Heineken was just like warm on a shelf?

Who gets a tucing his tie in those things. We didn't talk about so much stuff. Because I was panicking. Uh, is that it? Is that it? Anybody else? Uh, so a bunch of people drove here from Philadelphia, which is fucking insane. Yeah, I hope it was a your while. It definitely was. We're amazing. When we get to decide that.

When we get to decide? Go listen to the hall notes to get out of here. Thank you to Dan. Dan, thank you. He said all this show. What else do you have on? What else do you have on that soundboard that we haven't hit? Let's see what we want. Let's see what we do. We to do. We to do. We the the the the the the the to do. We'll the the the to do. We'll to do. We'll to do. We'll to do. We'll to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to to get to get to go. to get to go. to. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. than that soundboard that we haven't hit. Let's just push them on. Let's see what we want.

Oh, we didn't do, hey kids? Yeah. Yeah. But that didn't really come up. Hey kids, when someone tells you they're on pills, don't ask what color. We didn't have to cut it at all, which is normally when we're just Googling stuff. And then there's a...

Come to do that. You did that. I was embarrassed now. I was embarrassed now. Yeah, it's really the same things I remember. Oh, I had also had a bit that I was going to do where I was going I was going to say I was going to say say I was going to say say say say say say I was going to say, Google, laugh track. Because I was worried you guys wouldn't laugh. And I was just going to play it over and over.

So do we just thank everybody for coming out? Yeah, thank you guys. This was awesome. I feel, um, better. I'm... Yeah. Stop the t- Stop looking at us. Stop looking at us. I need to all to go back into that room.

We've got t-shirts and kuzzi's and hoosies and hopefully you have. Stop looking at us. We've got to all to go back into that room. We've got t-shirts and kuzis and hopefully you have change, but yeah we can, we have changed. We have some change. So yeah, we have stuff back there for sale. Katie and I will be back there sailing at least one of us. We have, um, we have this place until, I don't know, like 10. So if you brought your beers and you want to just hang out and drink them, that's my name.

Yeah, so thanks so much for coming. Thank you. Thank you. Clear. Nice.