Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 200- Trick or Treat (1986)

Episode Date: October 29, 2018

In this momentous week, it's both the Halloween episode and #200 for us! We're celebrating by watching a real doozy from the 1980s-- the heavy metal horror film "Trick or Treat" from 1986. This film features cameos from Gene Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne so you know it's a serious one. Special topics for your consideration include: a quick roundup of television horror, testing for a job as a 976 sexy phone operator, a love of the holiday, tangential thoughts and weird sex tips. If you just can't get enough of musicians acting in horror films, check out Episode 39- "Leprechaun in the Hood" ft. Ice T, Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned" ft. Aaliyah, Episode 153- "The Hunger" ft. David Bowie and Episode 176- "Strangeland" ft. Dee Snider. Or, get a BOGO with Episode 152- "Anaconda" (J-Lo AND Ice Cube!) Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. This week's episode is sponsored by the Good Evening, Kiddies! podcast, a show that reviews every episode of "Tales from the Crypt." Get into it now at goodeveningpod.podbean.com. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Happy Halloween to you, Katie. How are you? I'm all right. How are you? Good. I'm glad to be back in the, back in the studio. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Posted a live show last week. We, uh, we're back to doing this. I'm wearing outside sweatpants. Yeah. Yeah, I'm wearing inside sweatpants. Yeah, also known as jeans. No, inside sweat pants are sweat pants. Jeans. I'd be th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm th. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. I'd. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'd. Yeah. I'd. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah................ Yeah. Yeah. Yeah... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. I'm. I if I was wearing sweatpants and a polo. Yeah, it's a good look. It's like business. It's like, um, it's like I have a business conference call via Skype. So I'm business on top.

Sure. I'm on the bottom. Ever been to the gym and people are like definitely conducting business like on the elliptical? Yeah, how I feel. Just kidding. No, I'm not. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween.

How are you? That's the best. I'm ecstatic. It's Halloween times. This episode is coming out on Monday, which is Monday? the the today. Today is October 24th. Which is the day?

This is the anniversary of this movie coming out. It came out October 24th, 1986. And did, who did research now? Oh, I just have Wikipedia up because I didn't take a single goddium note. And why is that? And I'd like to take notes on my phone these days, because I dictate them into my phone, so I just do talk to text, like an idiot. But I had to, I was using my phone to cast YouTube to the TV. And also, doing that, you can speed up the playback. So I watched this at 1.5 and it was fine.

And it cut like half an hour off of it. Off an already not long movie. Yeah. And it's like an hour and a half. And you really, I don't think it was affected. I wouldn't do that with like, you know, an art film, but this fucking thing? Hell yeah, I'm watching it in fast playback. Before we get into this, can I do a PSA for parents? Kids? No, parents. Parents? Adults. I heard, uh, overheard? Kids, no parents. Parents, adults. I heard a overheard a conversation between two adults the other day. One of them said

my kid doesn't know what he wants to be for Halloween. The other one said, oh just dress them up like a hobo. It's 2018. Yeah that's not great. We can stop dressing up like the impoverished. Yeah, yeah. These were your co-workers, weren't they? I will not divulge them. All right, okay. Yeah, that's bad. That's not a good look.

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That is, sounds kind of dope. Or is it like a sheet, but also like hearing a bindle? Yeah, with a wig on top that. That's pretty creative of your mom and I appreciate her hard work. It was a different time. It was a different time. It was the time this movie was being made. Yeah, oh man. Yeah, 19, what is it? 1986? 86? Oh, we're talking about trick or treat. Not to be confused with trick or treat. It's true. Because, because. Because. Because. Because, because. Because, because, because, because, because, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that that that that that that that th. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it was the the the the the the the the the the the time. It was a the time. It was a the time. It was a the time. It was a the time. It was the time. It was. It was. It was. It was. It, it, it, it. It, it. It, it. It, it. It was. It. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It's. It's a the the the the the the the the the ti. It was ti, it was ti. It was a ti. It was a ti. It was a ti. It was a the the the the the the the the the the the the the Osbourne in it. And no titties if I recall. Just, uh, yeah, maybe not. I don't think it's titties. Yeah. This one's got titties.

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Who is Fastway? Fastway is Fast Eddie Clark from Motorhead. Sure. And oddly enough, the singer of flogging Molly. No shit. No shit. That's so weird. What disparate directions, you know?

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And they were like yeah, we're right a movie. It's fine We've got this under our belts. Yeah, this heavy metal guy. I'll do a heavy metal stuff I don't recognize any of the writers of this movie except I just learned that Uncredited screenplay work was Glenn Morgan and James Wong. Who's James Wong? Yeah, thrown. Glain Morgan and James Wong are a writing? who did a bunch of episodes of the X-Files, like all the good ones. Gotcha. But they were apparently uncredited on this, so I don't know what the deal was. Oh, weird. I wonder if they were just brought in to like touch it up.

Maybe. This is a Delorrenti production as well. the eye that just gave Katie. It just went to the back of my head. On the other, there's one more thing that I wanted to get out of the way at the beginning, but I don't remember what it is now. This movie dumb? In a beautiful way. OK, yeah. Oh, I think that if I was doing a pairing of movies, I would say this and the gate back to back are a perfect.. The Gate is Baby Stephen Dorf? Yeah.

God, that's a great movie. And this one's real bad, so that is true that you would have a good and a bad in that sense. Is this the first time you've seen this movie? No. Oh, OK. I have seen it. And I remember seeing it and being like, a high school kid was like calling an 800 number that was killing people? 976 Evil. That's the one. Yeah. Not an 800 number.

The equivalent in the 80s that they charged you a lot of money for. Okay, gotcha. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if you remember all the 976 number commercials that were like, call me, it's cherry at night and you call me, they'll talk about your dick or something. Wow, you should get a job. the th. th. the th. the th. the th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, the the thi, thi, thi, thi, the the the the the the the the equivalent the equivalent the the equivalent the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. or something. Wow, you should get a job doing that because you did a real good job. Talk about your dick or something. Talk about your dick or something like that? It's real weird. That is super weird. Also, dicks are weird.

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Sammy Kerr. I hate that name. I just do. It's not a very metal name. Sammy with an eye is like the woman from Jersey Shore first of all. And Kerr I guess is a dog but it doesn't because it's spelled C-U-R-R-R but it just sounds like K-E-R-R-R- which is a fairly common like Scottish or German last name I think. So like, it just sounds like kind of a dumb girl. Isn't it like, it's no blacky lawless, let's be honest. What is? It's also no, Gene Simmons.

Can we talk about him real quick? Sure. He in this film, looks. Looks like Lynn Monwell Miranda, cosplaying Randy the macho man savage. Agree or disagree? 100% agree. I know because I'm right. He's a fine actor I felt. I felt like he handled his part well. He's decent. Yeah, yeah. It's fine. Yeah. So is he that tall? Or was he, was he wearing the big boots? He think he's alright tall? I always assumed he was like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like he he he he the he he the he th. th. the th. the th. th. the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt. the Also, is he that tall? Or was he wearing the big boots? He think he's alright tall. I always assumed he was like 5'6. I don't know why.

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I initially thought that he was writing in his journal when we first see him and I got really excited. But that made you feel happy. I was like, I was just journaling. That's really cute. But instead he's writing fan mail.. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the th. th. th. thi thi thi thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine fine, fine, fine, fine, fine fine, fine, fine, fine fine fine fine fine, fine, fine fine, fine, fine fine fine, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi, thi, thi. thi. I thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I mean, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. got really excited. That made you feel happy. I was like I was just jurdling that's really cute. But instead he's writing fan mail to Sammy Kerr who went to the same high school he did. He did. And Sammy Kerr was like super bummed because they wouldn't let him come back and play the Halloween. Also why is this movie called Trick or Treat by the way speaking of Halloween? Yeah but there was there was already a movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. I th. I was a th. th. I was a th. I was th. I was th. I was a th. I th. I was a th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I I th. I I th. I I I I I th. I I th. I I th. I th. I th. I th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I was a th. I'm. I'm. th. th. I'm. th. I'm. I'm. th. th. I'm. I'm. th. I'm. I'm. Yeah, but there was already a movie called Halloween? Oh, fair enough. True. True, true, true, true. What's the worst thing you've ever done to somebody who wouldn't let you do a thing?

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As they say, hips don't lie. It's just Shakira. It's just Shakira. What is the line my breasts are small and humble? What is the line in that song where she talks about her breasts. They're not being mountains. They're like, look at me, look at us, look at they. Where's your humility? They're like, ah! Then sometimes they turn into goblins and eat people. Listen to our episode about mausoleum. My tits are so immodest. Yeah, they just are so arrogant. Oh, man.

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Yeah. I'm sorry. I don't know. I just don't understand why he. So upset. I think he had problems. I think there was a few synapses that weren't firing properly for Mr. Sammy Kerr. He goes through the painstaking motions of making an LP with backward masking that has Satanism in it. Can I tell you something about that? Can I jump in here?

Please. When I was in the band of the Maxipads, we wrote a song called Kill for Satan. And there was going to be a bridge part where I was going to say backwards, kill your parents. But we're very lazy and we didn't ever figure out how to say that backwards, so instead we just said, kill your parents. Yeah. I was hoping this was going to be when you revealed that you are able to do that, like that, like that, like that, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, their, their, their, the the the to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the their, their, to, their, to, to, they. to, to, they. they. to, they. to, they. their, their, their, the is going to be when you revealed that you are able to do that backwards talking thing really well. No one can do that really well can they?

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The horror community? The Harr community? I'm sorry. So you really hung on at that time. I'm a little sleepy, so my Delaware accent is probably ripping out real bad. I think I just said hay boakin earlier. So Sammy is distressed, and of course he goes down to the local radio station hang out with the nookster.

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Uh-huh. Yeah, by going to hang out with them. I eventually got to know them. So you just showed up and you were like, I'm here to tap it, and I'm here. I mean, I never had to hang out there. Yeah, yeah. It was great. That sounds great. I used to tape it every Saturday. Aw. Yeah. God, that breaks my heart.

Why does it break your heart? I don't know. People really loving things just like breaks me inside. It introduced me to dirty, rotten imbecils, and I love it forever for that. I had a quick question. Are you watching the haunting of Hill House television show. No, okay, I watched the trailer and I thought, Jesus Christ, Shirley Jackson is rolling over in her fucking grave. And then I saw Stephen King say that he liked it and that Shirley would be proud.

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It's so fucking funny. How many seasons of that? How are there? I'm on season, this is season seven. This is season seven. I think there's one on right surprised you. I know you're a big Lady Gaga fan. I don't like her music. I just find her to be very interesting.

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But still, as an economic choice to give that random dude your only copy of your next LP probably isn't the best idea. I wondered if Jean Simmons knew that something bad was going to happen. And he was just, because he kind of looks at him as he goes. Yeah, yeah, like I'm fucking you over a kid. Yeah, and he says he really wanted you to have this. Yeah, he's like he's not the portent but the the the harbinger. The harbinger but he's not that either. He's just um the he's the clown from House of a Thousand Corpers, right? You know that guy's role. You know what I'm saying? I do, I do. Just to push you into the bad situation by seeming like a friend.

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They do the bicycle dance too? Send me an angel. Hey. It's a great movie. It's a fantastic movie. She also has like a little sprinkling of Marcy Darcy in there too. Yes, she does. It's that hair. It's that hair and that little upturned nose. We're making references for almost no one or everybody. Everybody knows Marcy Darcy. Don't they? People my age end up. We. We. We to. We to. We to. We to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the the the the the the their. It. It's their the their the the the the the. the the. the the the the the. It's the the the the the the the the. It's a the th. It's their, don't they? People my age end up. We've got to really work on our target audience. I love when the jocks try to get his attention and he's not paying attention to him. The jocke yells, you got ears, Dildo? Yeah. No, I've never seen a dildo with ears. What? Why would there be one? I did see that there's now a Dildo being marketed with Marilyn Manson's face on it, and I thought that was really funny. Okay, I have a funny Marilyn Manson aside.

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She saw his weird butt and she was like, and then she gives a the Polaroid of his weird butt? So the jocks, trap him in the shower, take his towel off and kick him out into girls gym class. Yeah. And he's naked and they all see his butt. And one girl's like, oh, hold on, runs over and grabs a Polaroid? It's like, rude, what are you doing? And then she gives him the Polaroid. Yeah. I would have just torn it up. I feel if I was really trying to do the right thing. Not be like, hey, remember when I saw your weird butt, thu thiiii. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thuuuu. th. thu, thu. thi. thu, thu, thu, thu, th. th. thuuuuu, thuuu, thuu, thu, thu, thu. thu. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. It's, thi. It's like, thi. thi. thi. thiii. thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. th. th. And. That was nice getting a tape don't further embarrass him. But she just falls in love with him. She will follow him to the

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Yeah. Like when is he lifting? He's got all those rafters in his room. Maybe he's just doing full-ups. True. Why are there rafters? I don't know. Raptors on the second floor.

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But he had the ability It's a very large switch. It's literally just like a handle like a rule. Definitely doesn't off. But he waits until the last second, which is pretty badass. Yeah. And then we, uh, and Eddie's like jazzed at this point. And so he just drives away from school running every red light and it's hilarious. Yeah, I hated that. You don't do that. That's fucked up. Wait, you were okay when he might have murdered someone, but the irresponsibility of running a red light, you are not behind. Yes. That guy was a bully. You run a red light, you could hit like a child or an old lady or a dog or anybody.

Anybody. Killing a bully is a victimless crime is what I'm saying. So then we cut to mom cleaning his room. Which is weird because he was doing his own laundry. Why is she putting his laundry away? What are you doing? His mom. She was just doing that. She was a single mom.

Yeah. Yeah. It's interesting. There's never a mention of dad. Well, he's got Stan. I fucking love Stan. Stan was great. But she finds a studded bracelet. And she's like, oh, the fuck is this. I mean, she's a single mom.

She's got the weird kid. She goes into his room. You know it smells terrible. It's disgusting. You know, you're just like, oh, oh, oh, my life? Will he ever go to college? You know? I was very excited about the records that she picked up. And paler, exciter, and Megadeth's Pselt, or, killing, is my business, but business is good. And I was like, oh, I like all those records.

Yeah. Good jams. And then the stereo turns itself on really loud. Why? How does it be mean to the mom? She's not bullying anybody. Oh, um. Because he says something like, uh, I fucking hate her, or I wish she was dead. I wish she would leave me alone. Yeah, something like that.

That's not the same thing, Sammy Kerr. You know what I mean? He's a not extreme. You don't, not at all. You don't. And those upper like forearm cuffed, spiked things, yeah, you have the extreme. It's just so much of work putting on all those accessories. It really is. It's like a Claire's jewelry for metal kids.

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Oh, I know that it's a puppet demon. Sure, sure, sure. I know that it's a puppet. But why does it appear then, why does it appear then and never come back? Like, I have no fucking idea. What are they like, fuck the demon doesn't look that good? We need to get rid of it? Was it always supposed to be? Like, I just don't understand why? So here's my theory that I'm coming up with right? So here. there's my the the theory's theory's theory's theory's theory's theory's theory's the theory's the theory's that I's that I's that I's that I's that's that I's that I's that I's that I's that I's that I's that I's that I's that I's that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I'm that I's that I's that I's that I that I that I that I that I that I's that I's that I's that I's that I's that I's that I's that I's that I's that I's that I's that I's that I's that I's that I's that I's that I's that I's that I's that I's th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thee. the hour. And then I'm gone. Craft services and I'm out of here. Demon's like, no fucking locks for these bagels? I love that. So Tim's drunk and they're making it out and he wants to go all the way and she's like, no, fuck off dog. And so he goes outside to pee. I thought she was down. I thought she was out there to the to to the she was down. It seemed like, I don't know what, I just assumed she didn't want to do it because he's a bully.

I thought he was out there taking a dump, because he's gone for so long. So she like finds the tape. Dump before you could do it, you know? You don't want to do it with a dump in there. Sex tips! Take a dump before you do it. I'm so afraid that someone's gonna find out from like my professional life that I do this. They're gonna hear this and be like, oh you're not our advisor anymore.

Ma'am, you suggested a dump and do, and I'm just not into it. You know what, though, that's good advice. It is childish to say it. Oh yeah, wipes so good. Get baby wipes if you've got to. Don't flush them though, it's bad for your plumbing. Okay, that's it, I'm done. So while he's out dumping, she grabs a walkman that's sitting next to her, puts it in and then gets, starts making out with a ghost, basically? Yeah. There's like miss that's coming and undoing her bra. It looks like slime. It's gonna turn into slimer from postmusters. Yeah, but it does not sadly.

No, it just turns into a sexual assault even. Yeah, but she got them titties out. This is titties, shitty time. Yeah. Well there's titties in the pool too. That's right. There were titt I have the note that she's dead, but she's not dead. She's just in the hospital. She should likely have been dead, I feel. Especially since the headphones become like adhees to her ear, and her boyfriend just like rips it off of her ear, taking all the skin off of her ear. Yeah. Then we never find out what happens to her either. She just went to the hospital and that's the end of it.

And then we see Ozzy as the TV preacher who is, you're right, he's very funny. Yeah, he's shockingly funny. Because this would, he would have probably been watching these dudes nonstop because they were talking about him constantly. All these TV preacher guys. So this is where Sammy the same Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Sam Samting heads, because Eddie's like, yo, dog, you're going too far. I wanted you to kill Tim and you went after this lady, Jamie. Who was also shitty Tim?

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Even, like, even if the outcasts are kicking you out, it's like? Come on. Um, so Sammy decides that he wants Leslie for some reason? Does he? Yeah, he does. Okay, who cares? Um, Eddie gets hurt by the record. Bubbah blah. So he like baptizes it in some Pepsi and then everything goes to shit and he breaks everything in his room.

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supposed to be supposed to destroy it. He tells Eddie that he's destroyed it but that's a lie. Yeah it is. That's silver tape's gonna attract you. Sammy Kerr comes into a living room. Oh earlier we saw Sammy Ker smac Ozzy through the TV screen, and then we hear on the radio that that preacher has had a stroke or something. Right, right, right, right. And so when Sammy is like telling Roger that he needs him to do a thing, Sammy then pulls this like other preacher lady through the television set. This poor old lady.

And she's just a burnt husk. Yeah, a tiny burnt husk. And then she gets vacuumed up by Roger and there's just dust going everywhere. That was good. Every Roger scene is gold. So that we go to the dance and Roger has to take the tape to the dance. That was Sammy's order so that he can be at the dance and murder people. Yeah, because he's mad about high school, I guess. Question mark? I love the girl that was dressed up as a box of special K. I miss that. That's really funny. That's a great costume. A little product placement too. Did you like that the sound system at the dance at the gymnasium at school was a boom.. Yeah, with a bunch of tapes on a folding table. Just scattered. Just stroon about.

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Yeah, until you get to the last scene after the credits. this could kick off into becoming an absolute pervert and that's all he says just like what why is this at the end of this movie that's not even a sentence that's hardly a sentence boy oh boy do you think they were like remember we got him never got Ozzy remember him here he is look at him look at him we paid a lot of money for this I bet I bet Katie Alan I'm gonna ask you something. Please. Do you want to go to the ratings face? Oh my god now I do. You want to go first? Um sure. This movie made like seven million dollars. Kristen it's great. Okay it's it's really a garbage film. It's a garbage film.

It's a garbage film with garbage people. I can't stop it. It's fine. It doesn't baa baa baa baa bamb. I can't stop it. It's fine. It's real stupid. It doesn't make any sense. But it's really watchable.

Yeah. Until the end when you're just like, okay, stop. They could have cut 10 minutes of the running around dealing with the radio. And I think that would have been better because dealing with the radio is not in itself an exciting venture. No more. It's just not. By its nature. Uh, it's a six. Okay. It's fine. But it is not Halloween. I don't want to hear that it's about Halloween. It's not about fucking Halloween. They go to a, they go to a trestle party. Uh-uh.

Uh-huh. Uh, special K-K custom. That's fine. Uh, I love this movie. And you couldn't find it for years. Yeah. It was really hard to come by. of it like maybe five or six years ago and I was stoked and I've watched it a bunch since then it's ridiculous it you're everything you said about it is a hundred percent true I'm not a liar Alan no I know don't imply to these people

that I am and I fucking still adore this movie of course you do this is everything for you this movie is made for you this should be called Alan Alan no it came out when I was 12, like it just, it hits every like sweet spot for me. You cannot have, we cannot talk about a movie that came out in 1986 or 1987 without you just being like, I love it! This movie's a nine. It's so goddamn dumb good. If you like heavy metal. And you do, I guess probably, or you don't, that's fine too. You like Ridiculous. And you like a movie that you can get up and make popcorn during?

Oh yeah. Or you can watch it at double time and no one cares, not double time, but you know, clubs. Imagine a double time be hilarious. This movie in 45 minutes. But that is a trick-treat. It is. Halloween times. I guess. Happy Halloween, guys. Happy Halloween. And this is episode 200.

We did not even mention that. Oh my God. Fuck. That's crazy. Yeah. 200 episodes. And there's actually been more because you did those clip shows. Yeah, there's like 205 total. Have you have you guys you you you you you you you you you you you you you the th you th you you th you th th you th th you th th th you th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thused thousa. tho tho tho to to to to tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's that's to. that's to. to. that's to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. that's that's that's that's thoooooooo. thotal. And a half. Yeah, in the half episode, yeah. Have you, have you guys listened to all of them?

If you have listened to every episode, right in. People definitely have. Really? Yeah, people like, we get messages from people that are like, I listen to all of this in two weeks. And I'm like, I don't, no posers, no sleep. Get through all two hundred and five and a half episodes. You know what's going to keep people awake, Katie? The Good Evening Kitties podcast. Let's let the host S with the Most S? Yeah, yeah. Tell you all about it. Do you like the tales from the crypt? Do you love the tales from the crypt? Even if you've never seen an episode, this podcast is for you. I'm Melissa.

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Mailbag! Please do. Kenny, we got a review from the namesake of the genre that we love so much. Tell me. Mr. Horror. Fuck, he's the president of horror. Jesus. Not only this- The Crown Prince, horror. How do you say it horror? Horror. Say it right. Horror. Horror. Horror.

Perfection. Horror. Harar. Not only is he a customer but he bought the company. Mr. Horror. Perfection. Really? Yeah, yeah. Five stars. Well, it's interesting you say that. Okay. I just recently started listening to podcasts and stumbled across these. A happy little accident, if you will. But we came to his house and we were there. Never mind. I feel Mr. Hart has like a monogel on top.

He's like, yeah. A happy little accident if you were. of these things called a podcast. Downloaded a couple episodes and absolutely fell in love with it. Oh, we love you too. I always come away smiling after listen to these. I have recommended this podcast to all of my friends. They better be fucking listening, Mr. Horr. The wit and humor work perfectly with the movies they discuss. Thank you.

Yeah, I can't disagree with that. We're perfect. Would give more than. I mean, we're in perfection. Would give more than five stars if possible. Oh, that's so nice. Mr. Horror. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much.

Oh, God, people say the nicest stuff. People are real nice to us. I know. It makes me very nervous. people being real mean. It was like, God, your feet smell so bad. Could you put shoes on? Why did you take your shoes off? What? Why did you take your shoes off? I don't know, you made me! This is a new shoehouse.

Thanks for doing 200 of these with me. Two hundred. Hi-five. Thank you. This has been a real roller coaster. And with that, this is our last episode. No, it's not. No, it's not. We already watched another movie. 2-01, baby. Are we coming up on another season? 52, plus 52, plus 52, plus 52, plus 52 would be 2.08. 2,000, 209 will be a new season.

Yeah, because we stick to the season so well. I think it's important that people know. I see other podcasts like episode 12 of Season Blubble and like, what are you doing? This is like 5,000 of a billion. Who gives a shit? What's numbers, precious? I mean, I think it's so much easier to do like, yeah, just go listen to episode 200 rather than like, well, subcolumn.

Yeah, but do what you want to do. to do what you want to do next week? Let's do in the spirit of the holiday, let's let's drag the holiday out a little. Oh yeah, please. Because fuck Christmas. Thanksgiving is fine but only because of the potatoes and stuffing. Oh yeah, oh just the carbs. Bread covered in broth. The next day with the stuffing and it's all congealed and eggs and just eat stuffing. Oh come on on, motherfuckers. Well, anyway, let's do a Halloween movie. I mean, literally a Halloween movie. Oh, what?

Halloween, H-2O. There's no water in this movie. H-20? It is actually to zero, not 2. 1998. Yeah. Let's do it. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna do H2. Oh. We're gonna do the last movie that Jamie Lee Curtis did in the Halloween franchise

Never went back to it. No need to according to the end of this movie Let's get into it right now. Instagram Twitter Facebook email email where all the the other day, how many we got a bunch? Yeah, I'm like 30. Okay. Yeah, wow. We're selling. the? the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah, the the th. Yeah. the th. the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the last. the the the last. the last. the last. the last. the last. the last. the last. the last. the last. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the last movie. the the the last the the the shirts. Oh yeah, yeah. I counted them all the other day. How many we got? A bunch? Yeah. Wow, we're selling. Yeah. Babies, these are selling. Yeah. And we got kuzes too.

Oh yeah. We still have cuisies, yeah. You can get them by emailing us. We are gonna sometime in the near future order more sizes, because people have requested sizes outside of what we got and we've sold out of some sizes, so. Wear all family ads at Gmail.com? You got it. We gotta do, there's gotta be a better way to sell shirts than this, but probably, we can make a store somewhere and do it,

but yeah, yeah, we'll do that next time. Yeah, we'll figure it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Someone, hey, if you have expertise in that and want to tell us how to do it, send us an email, where all famines, Gmail.com, I'm sure there's like a simple way to do it. I bet it's fucking Squar space, but they're not advertising here. Yeah. You can pay Palat to us if that's an email and the rest. And thanks to Good Evening Kitties for advertising with the podcast.

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