Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 201- Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)

Episode Date: November 5, 2018

As the rest of the horror world discusses the brand new "Halloween" film, we're going back to a simpler time, a dumber time: the 1990s. This week we're talking about the 1998 installment in the franchise, "Halloween H20." Hoo boy. Special topics for your consideration include: Josh Hartnett, Josh Hartnett's hair, LL Cool J, LL Cool J's luminous skin, the looks of the 90s, a lack of teen murder, what life in your mid-30s is supposed to look like and a brand new nickname for Katie. Are you weirdly a fan of later sequels in famous horror film franchises? If so, check out Episode 32- "Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood," Episode 52- "Halloween III: Season of the Witch," Episode 117- "Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan" and Episode 121- "Nightmare on Elm Street Part 5: The Dream Child." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. This week's episode is sponsored by the Good Evening, Kiddies! podcast, a show that reviews every episode of "Tales from the Crypt." Get into it now at goodeveningpod.podbean.com. And we've still got merch! Email us at [e-mail] to order your tshirt or koozy (or both!) Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Something. Five or six didn't happen. Yeah. That's weird, right? Which is also what the new Halloween does. What do you mean the new? This is the new? The one in the future. Oh my god, I'm wearing leggings.

What is happening? My hair is different. But in the 2018 Halloween, yeah. They just, it's Halloween one and then 40 years later. There's nothing in between. So this doesn't, obviously this doesn't happen. Obviously. Come on.

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And then choose the name Carrie Tate. That you know of. You don't know that. Well, let's talk about my most exciting, sighting in this movie, my most exciting. Baby JGL? Yeah, yeah. Oh, he's adorable.

He's way taller than I would have expected. Yeah. I think he averaged out. thin, thin. Yeah, I think he averaged out, you know what I mean? Hit it hard and young and then got normal. He's so cute. He's adorable. I like loved him on third rock from the sun. Left gal! Never seen the second of that TV show.

Oh, man, well, since we're talking about my grandparents a lot in this episode for no-da-doh-a-d. We, my nun and I used to watch that show a lot, because we both had a thing for JGL as a child. Who didn't? Yeah. We meet the nurse from the first Halloween movie. Yeah, I liked her return. Yeah. And she's good. She's smoking and looking cool.

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fucking teachers that she had to be the administration and the faculty. And she's having inappropriate smoochie times with Adamarkin. And she's also, we see her having a terrible nightmare. opens the medicine cabinet and he goes, nightmares, nightmares, nightmares. Not like these fucking prescription bottles say nightmares, you dip shit. I wish I had a nightmare prescription. You just put them and it was like, nightmares. Oh, I did bypass one of your favorite troops in any movie from this time period. What is that?

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Oh, I didn't know that. And he says, who would leave you? Like, he's just been super shitty to her. But maybe don't pick a fight with your mother on this terrible day, first of all. I know she sucks. I know wants to go to Yosemite. Yosemite. Yosemite Sam. And she doesn't want him to go because it's Halloween and she doesn't want their murders to happen again. It seems like she never lets him out of her sight as a general rule.

Were you annoyed with how long it took her to figure out why Michael Myers was back now? Does she figure it out? Yeah, it's because her son's 17. figure out why Michael Myers was back now. Does she figure it out? Yeah, it's because her son 17. Oh, I didn't think that was, I, what, that doesn't make any thing. Because he killed the older sister when she was 17. Oh. This is during the stupid period where Lori Strode is Michael Myers sister.

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Then we called Pregnancy the Real Horror. We're a good time. Oh my god. There's 101 episodes I should fucking hope so. These days of podcasts. I know. Did you think that Michael Myers was going to kill that mom and little girl when they went to go pee? Yeah. I'm glad he didn't.

I'm glad he didn't. Yeah. But he also did strand them out there. He steals the most ridiculous automobile he could have stolen. Why is everyone driving a classic car in this film? Like Janet Lee is too, but I couldn't, is that supposed to be the car from, um, psycho? Oh, maybe. I just, the whole thing is dumb.

It's just like, I feel like this is the, so, everything in this movie is so meta. And I remember how you got mad at that in Scream, but then dialed it back a little after watching Scream, because you're like, that's actually not that bad. This is that bad. Yes, and it's that fallow period of horror movies for me. And it like fits right into all of that. And it sucks for me because this was a seminal period of horror movies for me. I'm like a young teenager and now looking back to them all, I'm like, this was fucking bad. And in my mind, I knew this wasn't a good movie. I knew it wasn't good, but I thought I would go back to it and find it to be like a passable slasher. And it just isn't. There's barely any slashing. There's barely any slashing. And it's just the references like in the beginning of Scream when Drew Barry Moore's parents come home and find

that I think the smoke alarm is going off and the door has been broken or whatever, the dad says to the mom, get in the car and drive down to the McKenzie's house and get help, which is a reference to Halloween. I want you to run down to the McKenzie's house, right? In this movie, they're at the fucking school and she tells them to drive to this a shoehorn? I'm not sure, but I'm gonna get it in there. And it just, it frustrates me. To know that everything I liked is shit. That's weird because as, if you go back and listen to episode 200, a shitty movie that I adore from my, like, from the same seminal period and like, I don't get you were a little older when when when came out but I was 14 yeah 15 this is we mall

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Why don't you steal booze from your mom? She a drug. Oh, because she's a functioning alcoholic. And I was like, that's not a reason. The best person to steal from really. I mean, like, it just makes me sad that this is who Lori Strode became, even though it's realistic that she would have a lot of problems. Sure. But it's just, you're right, that it's handled so clumsily, I guess.

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This is like such a snooze through this part. It really is. The whole thing is just building to like, we understand that Michael Myers is coming after her. We understand she doesn't want her son out of her sight. We understand that her son wants to be independent. Yeah. And yada, yada. We should have just been cutting to him randomly murdering him, the's not. No, he's not. He's literally just stealing a jalopi. He's stealing the like the truck that Tom Jode drove in,

uh, grapes of wrath. That's what it made. Oh my god, yeah. And excellent grapes of wrath, reference. I'll be talking about grapes wrath all day. And how delicious the pudding is. So eventually, after much, like, there's a, she's teaching a class where she's teaching Frankenstein. Yeah, Frankenstein as she says.

She does. Like it's a young Frankenstein. And the Michelle Williams character basically, I think it's her who lays lays out the book Frankenstein, to explain Lori Stroud's life. Right. Yeah, that she is Victor Frankenstein. And like as she's explaining it like Laurie Strode's going, oh shit. Yeah, and then she's like, here's your permissions laugh. It's just so stupid. It's just so achingly stupid I mean like There are some nice touches like in her house every room has like 30 lamps in it. Which I thought was like that's a kind of a clever like like set up. You know it doesn't pay off anywhere, but like the idea that you go through your house and turn on and off 30 lamps in every room.

But then in that same scene she's going I'll be right back wink and then leaving. Yeah. But she doesn't die and then the kid, the animal sex kid says I'll be right back in the next scene and gets murdered. Yeah. It's just you're making, oh my god, so disappointed. And he's also murdered off screen. Right we just find his dead body. Why? I don't know. Did they not have a budget for this movie? I think they did. I'm looking. I mean it's full of good actors. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure Janet Lee ain't cheap. The budget was 17 million. That's a budget. They could have definitely killed that kid on screen.

Could a bunch of kids on screen. Kill all the kids for... And as I'm saying it out loud, kill the kids. I'm finding out the bigger problem. Killed the kids. Kids? Kids get killed.

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hair girl? Yeah, she is definitely the hair girl. Her hair is tall. So she gets murdered. I guess so. I have no notes on it. This is the, because I think she's the body that John and Molly are following, the trail of blood that's just like really wet looks like Michael tried to mop it up and you didn't get a chance to get it at all. We dry mopped it, which was a problem, yeah. And then like, this is also cutting to like Jamie Lee Curtis and Kiernick-K and kissing sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds and the kissing sounds are abominable. Do you know what I'm talking about? Was it rooting your bath? It was I think I was out by then. Okay. Because at that point my talk to text starts making more sense too because I probably had my phone closer to my face. Yeah it it was real sloppy. It was disgusting. It was like reverse ASMR me, where it just sends chills down my spine.

The sound of people gross kissing. Ugh. I'm getting gross still thinking about it. It's like stirring macaroni and cheese. It's so wet. I hate it. Why would you do that to people? Epps.

Episode 201, baby. Yeah, I was weird about just by their relationship in general. I don't know why, but I was like, these two, come on. Yeah, he's a terrible counselor too. She's like, my brother tried to kill me 20 years ago and I had to change my name and fake my own death and he's like, cool, take your clothes off. What the fuck, dude? You're a middle-aged man, the two teen girls, they're like making some joke about sex. And he's like, oh yeah, I gotta get my nipples pierced.

And I was like, that is inappropriate, sir. It is inappropriate. In a 2018 lens that is extremely inappropriate. So now we finally started fighting Michael. And it's boring. It's really boring. The worst thing that happens is you think that Ronnie is dead because L.O. Coolj. J. is dead because Alan Arkin shoots him thinking that Michael Myers. Yeah.

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Yeah. Go fuck yourself. And then she... She breaks the gate so no one can get in. Remind me what happens next. Let's see. She gets an axe. There's a long chase and fighting that goes on. There's like a weird moment where he reaches out and they almost touch hands like their siblings and I'm supposed to care. Yeah that's like that's much later that's like right before she does the deed at the end. Oh right because there's the ambulance fake out okay so yeah there right before she does the deed at the end. Oh right

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we have just been told by Lumus at the beginning of this fucking movie in voiceover that he never has any human aspects to him. So don't fucking, themoke. So don I'm saying? He's not McCulley fucking Kulkin. Do you ever watch Dexter? No. One of the things in Dexter is he's like a sociopath, so he has no feelings. And there's all these internal monologue that you're here that he's like, I was just so sad and I just don't have any feelings and I just don't have any feelings and I just don't have any feelings and I just any feelings. any feelings. any feelings. any feelings. any feelings. any feelings. any feelings. the the the the the the the th th to th th th th the th th to to th th th th to th th th th th th th th the thi thi thi th the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thu. I the thu. I theu the the the the the the the thex. the the the the thex. the thex. thex. the the the. the the feeling. I just don't have any feelings. I'm so bummed out about it. I'm like, God damn it! It's bad. It's mimeo.

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watching it. It's directed by Rick Rosenthal who also directed Halloween 2 in 1981. Okay. That's something. Yeah. Yeah. Wish was directed by Tommy Lee Wallace. Like Halloween 3, the greatest of the Halloween movies. Better than the first one? No, as you know, I don't want to get into it. It's one, three, two. Okay. The opening credits of four. H-2-0. H-2-0. What about five and six? I've seen, I saw them in the theater and I do not like them. I don't even remember. I don't have either never seen them or don't remember them. They're not memorable.

What? Okay. You got questions? I feel like I was too hard on season of the witch. It's bonkers. Did I say it was bad? It is bad. It is bad.

Yeah, yeah. It's just when I see shit like this that's really bad. I think about shit like that, it's a different kind of bad, and I think our rating system is broken, sir. Of course it is. It's been broken since Warlock, since day one. I feel like- When I made us go back and re-record the end so that we had a rating system, if we had never done that, if I could just looper this. I was recently at a wedding with Emily. Hi Emily. She's still doing the stats.

She has the stats. She's the best. She's the best. I just, we just fucked up. And it's my fault. And I wish I could go back in time 201 episodes ago. Here's the thing. Every rating system doesn't mean dick shit to anybody.

It means something to me. And it means something to to to to to to to to to the fans to the fans to the fans to to the fans to the fans, to to the to be something the to be something to the fans. But like they like if you go to Rotten Tomatoes and look at like these aggregate scores like they don't actually mean how good or bad a movie is. No and like I want to say though that Halloween Resurrection has an 11% on Rotten Tomatoes. This like there's bad that's joyful yeah and then there's this. This is just something that's scraped off th that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th and that's th and th. th and thoing thoing thoing thoing thoing thoing thoing thoom. the thoom. the the tho. the the the thoom. thom. the the the the the the the there's this. This is just something that's scraped off the bottom of someone's shoe. It's Halloween Scream. It's Scream a Wien. But Scream is a good movie, I will stand by that. It's good. But when you just... The acting is good, the who done it is good.

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No. Can you drop that in? Just kidding, don't do it? I think I did a different song. Yeah, I think you did too. It's a song where there is the refrain that he just keeps repeating over and over? Is it? We all live under the reign of one king. Jesus Christ? Yeah, that's the one. Yeah. I got into a fight with Rob earlier this week because I was trying to explain to him that Jesus was God. He was like, no, no it can be. He was like, well, what about? And I was like, look, don't poke holes in it. It's just sand in your hands if you try to like mess with. This is the harder you squeeze the lest you're holding.

I did appreciate that after all the credits you get in memory of Donald Pleasant's. Oh, God, us his soul. Yeah. And it's got your boy Mustafa, Mou beginning. Puma man. My boy Mustafa? Mustafa Akad, the guy who produced all the Halloween movies produced this one as well. Why is he my boy? Do I like him? Yeah, why wouldn't? Who doesn't like Puma man?

Who doesn't like Puma man? Is it Puma man? Is that what he's saying? Puma man? Puma man. Puma. I think you are doing creeds, can you take me higher? Don't do it when I have coffee in my mouth, then I can't do them one-on-one-whi-whiles. I'm glad you did it. Why, should we not do resurrection? Is it just going to be this again? It's going to be, but it's going to have Tyra Banks. I love Tyra Banks so fucking much!

We were all rooting for you, Tiffany! Yeah, let's just bonus ourselves and do it. I am all for the self-flagellation of this, this podcast. For sure. All right. Let me see if it's, I'm sure it's rentable, who cares? Katie. Yeah, dude. You know where we got to go.

Yeah, I think we're already there. The ratings face. Can you take me to ratings? I was hoping you would go with can you rate me higher? No Halloween H2. Oh I cannot because you are very bad two and a half. I'm all give it a strong three. Okay coming in hot on a three. Which is weird because a lot of people have been talking about how this movie did what the 2018 Halloween did, but better. People are saying that 98 is better than 18. Is it bad? Is it bad?

I don't want to give you any? I don't think it is, no. And I thought I much more enjoyed that than I did this. I'm sure also seeing it in the theater I'll like it because theaters really just change things for me. I fucking loved Blair Witch. If you don't care if you get the same crowd that I did seeing it on the Friday that it opened for the Halloween movie. There was a lot of tea. Run bitch! Where'd you see it? Waterworks? Yeah that's where I'm going I think probably got those good seats. A lot of teens on phones. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their is. their is. their is. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. theat. th. theat's is th. th. th. th. th. th. the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. the same. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I's. I's. I's. I's. th. th. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. th. thea. the same. the same. the same got those good seats. Yeah, they got the good seats. A lot of teens on phones. A lot of teens on phones. Teens have no respect. And I want to say nowadays, but then I look at Josh Hartnett and I think,

nope, we never did. Oh no, we never did. We just didn't have cell. How am I going to do? She's gonna be great. Shh. I hope so. Katie. Alan. You know what else is great? The Good Evening Kitty's podcast.

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Let's go to the mail bag. I'm there, I'm there already. This is from Jake. I'm there with arms wide open. All right, sorry. I'm just going to pull my tendrils down. Oh, those tendrils to me. Oh those tendrils are so cute. You're so dainty. This is from Jake B. Hi Jake B. This is an actual email that we got to. Is it Jake Beal voice of Daniel Tiger?

I hate myself. Hello from a new listener. Hi. Hello Katie and Alan. That's you and I see. My name is Jake and I just found your amazing podcast maybe because I I live in Iowa, and we seem to be years behind in everything. Or maybe because I just started listening to podcast, but I digress. But I digress. But I digress. But I digress. But I digress. But I digress. But I digress. But I digress. thrown. But I digress. But I dig, you are absolutely amazing and I love everything I've heard. Oh my gosh. He goes on to he apparently can't find all the episodes of iTunes and he had some questions about that so I responded to him. Did you find him? What's going on? Do I need to do something? No they're fine. Hey, Jake? We'll talk you through how to use iTunes. I offered him some different podcasting apps that might be able to also find them all in there. Are they not all there? They are.

I went and looked and they were fine. Because that happened once before. Remember they were like cutting us off? Yeah. You said, you will post every goddamn one of our episodes. And Steve Job rolled over and was like up the good work. You two are amazing. Oh, jeez.

Second episode of Listen to I thought, yes, these are my people. Ah, I'm so glad. Jake, you're our people. Yeah. And then he went on to suggest a movie that I was going to suggest, we do. What is it? It's called, grave encounters? Okay. And it's like, paranormal hunters. I've seen it. I think. Yeah. I think is it one where they get stuck in a hospital or something? I think so. Yeah. Yeah. I think I may have covered this on my old block. Oh. I'll have to go back and check. Yeah. Okay, let's do Halloween resurrection and then grave encounters. I love it. Jake. This is for you. Yeah. Only because you're the voice of Daniel Tiger thi. Oh, the the only only. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the the the. the is for you. Yeah. Only because you're the voice of Daniel Tiger, though, Jake Beal.

And sometimes you know the only way I can get my kid to let me clip her nails. If you want a t-shirt. I hope Lucy never goes back and hears these somehow. She's like, my mother didn't love me. I do, I love her. She's wonderful. Nobody fucking to challenge me on that. Just kidding. These last five minutes have been amazing. I'm really tired.

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