Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 202- Halloween: Resurrection (2002)

Episode Date: November 12, 2018

You know what they say about being in a hole? When you find yourself there, keep digging until you find another hole with worse acting and less plausible storylines. And that's what we did. Following up on last week's foray into the weird later additions to the "Halloween" franchise, we're talking about the 2002 film "Halloween: Resurrection." Special topics for your consideration include: the academic and romantic careers of a bunko Jon Snow, destroying the world vis a vis Daylight Savings Time, criminally under-using Tyra Banks, whether ad-libbing qualifies as Dangertainment and parsing reality television. We haven't talked about many reality show-based horror movies (sidenote: are there any good reality show-based horror movies? Let us know!) so I guess just listen to some of my favorites: Episode 104- "I Know Who Killed Me," Episode 108- "The Wicker Man" (remake) and just for fun, Episode 6- "Alucarda."   Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. This week's episode is sponsored by the Good Evening, Kiddies! podcast, a show that reviews every episode of "Tales from the Crypt." Get into it now at goodeveningpod.podbean.com. And hey, if you have an extra few dollars burning a hole in your pocket, please consider donating to Jewish Family & Community Services of Pittsburgh: jfcspgh.org. Thank you.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Hi, EMTs. How are you? We're okay, I guess. Our recording schedule is such that we often record well in advance, so our episodes aren't always lined up with current events. So our episodes aren't always lined up with current events. Right. And as you all know, because we talk about it constantly, we're from Pittsburgh. And things here are shitty. Yeah. How you feeling, Alan? Not good? No, me either. Yeah. So we just wanted to say that for those of you who are also feeling shitty,

we're here for you. Yeah. And our hearts were broken by what happened at the Tree of Life Synagogue and yeah. This place is bullshit. This world is bullshit. People are bullshit. But then also a lot of people are not bullshit. So. Yeah, you guys aren't bullshit. No, you're not. But we're here. Yeah, I was thinking today that like, with everything that's going on in the world and how crappy stuff is, like, I love that I get to come into the attic and make yuck-yucks with you. Yeah. And then people out there think that it's worth listening to you. Like, that's really heartening. That it's something for people to enjoy, which is nice. On top of all of that, we lost a friend and a friend to a lot of our listeners. Jesse Flattie was a real good dude, and he unfortunately passed. And he was, that it it it it it it it it's, that it's, that it's, that it's, that it's, that it's, that it's, that it's, that it's, that it's, that it's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's...... That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's really that's really that's that's that's that's that's that's that's...... That's that Halloween 3 was referenced at his funeral in service. So she should. Good God. So let's talk about something else.

First I have to make a phone call to the police. Oh please. Officer I have to report a crime. Yeah. Halloween resurrection criminally unuses Tyra Banks. So, Alan, did she die in this movie? I didn't see it. I mean, if she died, I missed it. Because at the end I was like, where's Tyra? She was hanging from the ceiling in the garage? I didn't see her.

I missed her. I missed her. Yeah, tie tie. Tie tie baby. Did you ever watch American Next Top Model? Of course I did. Did you? Yeah, yeah. I like that show. It was real fun. It was real catty. The season with Shandy where she's

sheets on her boyfriend. You remember that? No, I don't any boyfriends ever. Yeah, well, not after that. Sorry, Shandy. Oh my God, I love that true. I love all the makeovers they did too because they, nine times out of ten looked worse. Oh, yeah, yeah. And someone realized cry and they'd be like, it's just hair, but she really does look like shit,

so let's be honest. We're gonna give you a flat top. Why, I'm not Grace Jones. What are you doing to me? So this is the eighth installment of the Halloween franchise. It comes on the heels of H2O, oh, oh, last week's episode. Which I owe, oh, oh, an apology after seeing this movie. Strongly disagree. This is a better film. Yes, yes it is. At least something happens in this movie.

What are you talking about? Oh my God. This is a way more enjoyable movie. So my first laugh came reading the Wikipedia page before I even started this movie, where it's like, this movie picks up with the Michael Myers in the last movie that was killed is not Michael Myers but a paramedic. And I'm just like, you got to be fucking kidding me. Apparently, that was the plan all along.

They shot that after, right after the principal photography ended for H2O. Really? So we didn't come out until four years later. That was the plan. That was intentional. And that means, I like it a lot. It's so stupid. It's intentionally, it's intentionally, it's intentionally, it's intentionally, it's intentionally, it's intentionally. toe. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, thi. thi. thi. thi. that's, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I. I. I. I's a thi. I's a thi. I's a thi. I's a thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. thi. theea. that's thea. that's that's that's that's that's thi. that that th like it a lot. It's so stupid. It's intentionally shitty. I mean, let me just start with this movie comes out,

you know, with the opening credits and the names of the actors. Yeah. And I saw the name Buster Rhymes, and I was just overcome with delight. I knew he was in it, but it was like I couldn't stop smiling. I, ask, one of my favorites. He is arguably the greatest leers of the generation. I obviously believe that. I think he's great.

His, when he comes in on the tribe song with leaders of the new school and he says, ra, ra, like a dungeon dragon, he's lose my fucking mind every time. Like, God damn it, he's so great. Acting on the other hand. I'm going to stop you the like the like the the the I the I the I the I the I the I the I thi I to say to say thi I to say to say to say thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the. I hea. I hea. I hea. I hea. I hea. I hea hea hea th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to to thi thi thi thi thea. I thea. I thea. thea. thea. I thean. thean. thean. I thea. I so great. Acting on the other hand. I'm gonna stop you right there. I'm gonna say, I think he's an okay actor. He's very charismatic. He has great screen presence.

However, letting him ad lib was a mistake. Letting him adlib karate was a mistake. He, he adlibbed every line, didn't he? He had to have. They are bad. At points, he just goes, Mother fucker. Yeah, it's like he didn't know what else to say. Hmm.

But I do like that this opens with like a last time on Halloween, you know? It's like all the highlights from the previous movie, which you don't see that often. To me, that felt like, well, got to get this this this this this this f the f the f the last the last you the last you the last you the last you the last you the last the last the last the last the last To me that felt like well got to get this fucker up to 90 minutes. Yeah they did. Let's you the last half hour of the last movie. Which is crazy because they have a lot of people to kill in this one. It's true. Including fucking Jamie Lee Curtis. I at the end of the movie. Okay let me be honest with you. Two days past the beginning in the end of this movie. I did get that message. I've watched the forced 40 minutes and I shut it off and I don't know if I'm going back. Yeah, I didn't know if I was going back. I did.

I like opened my Amazon Prime account. It was like, you have nine hours to finish this and I was like, f- thun'a in the trailer like the last shot is her like busting out and being like I knew you'd come for me Michael Myers yeah that what she does like in the first 10 minutes of movie she's a cold open basically so I kept waiting for her to bust back in and deliver that line again and not having died but she died she is I couldn't not believe that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the. thea. thi. the thea' thea' the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. th. C. C. the. C. the. C. C. C. C. thea' tea' tea' tra' tra' tra' tra' tra' tra' tra' tra' true. the couldn't not believe that they killed her. I wish that Halloween 2018 started with in the last movie Michael Myers killed a paramedic that was wearing a Jamie Lee Curtis mask. That would have been great. I know we're not supposed to

talk about the new Halloween because people haven't seen it but I liked all of the nod to, well add nod to, isn't that, wasn't that his sister sister sister sister sister sister sister sister sister sister sister sister sister sister sister sister sister sister sister sister sister sister sister sister sister that that liked all of the nods to, well, add nod to, isn't that, wasn't that his sister? Like, no, that's something people just made up to make them feel better. Yeah, I loved that. Because it's fucking dumb. Anyway. It was fucking dumb. And also, like, if he came back to kill her son John Tate, who does not exist in this movie in this universe, four years later? Because he was 17, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that's not, that's not something that's not, that's not, that's something, this movie in this universe, four years later, because he was 17, why is he back again now? And where was he during all that time? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of holes in this movie. A lot of plot issues. It's not even really a plot, I wouldn't say. I have the note if you thought the portrayal of Laurie Strode in the was bad in the last movie

I got a movie for you. Yeah I mean the first one of the first notes I have says these guys are very fine actors very fine indeed top-notch thespians. I don't know who I was talking about but I'm'm not wrong. Well, there's the one other actress that I knew that's in this movie that is my favorite character, my favorite name for a character in this movie. Jennifer Jen Danzig. Jennifer, what? Her name is Jennifer Jen Danzig? Jennifer Jennzig. Jen is her. Oh, I see. I was imagining her last name was Jen Danzig. But I was like, oh God, her name is Jen Danzig. That's kind of awesome.

I love that a lot. Katie Sackoff was that? Who's that? She, I know her from the Battlesar Star Galactica show, what you've never seen? I have. Yeah, she's the blonde woman who does push-up on an incline. Yeah, I saw the the the the the the first episode. Okay. That's Katie Sackoff. I know that, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's the one who shows the world her bra, therefore she has to die? Yeah.

And Cass? She shows it to Rookie of the Year. Oh, see, rookie of the year. Hearsie, Rue, he's arm heels more fun. Yes, that is, oh funky butt lovin'-funky butt-lovin' Yes. I think that's Daniel Stern who says that and I fucking love Daniel Stern, so sure. We have to do Chud at some point so we could talk about Daniel Stern. I would love to. Yeah. Put it on the list. Why did Jamie Lee Curtis make this? Why did she do this? I don't know. I like that her hair was long again. Yeah. Yeah. that her, that her, that that that that that that that that that that thapapapapapapapapapap? that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the. the. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. that that thu. She didn't have that school marm haircut. But she's also crazy and crazy, she's in an insane asylum, she hasn't spoken in years. She's been shoving her pills in a doll. In a reggony end. And like she has

this really weird fight with Michael Myers where like it just isn't Michael Myers. This actor also, I don't know if it's the same actor. I think he's worse than the last time. You think so. Yeah. He's bad. He doesn't move like Michael Myers. Michael Myers is the shape, right? Yeah, yeah. And in this he's just not.

And the last time he was just not. He's the ape who's wearing the clown mask and just knows everything about serial killers. Yeah, he was cool. He was in like, um, I liked that he was in like a Hannibal Lecter room. Yeah. But for like children. Yeah. I was like, I think I'm, I think he's to hang out with that guy. You know, your friend who knows everything about serial killers.

I think I am that friend. So, um, during her fight with Michael Myers, he like grabs it his mask, like is it indicating that he, it's not him, it's she's afraid, you know, she's afraid she's gonna kill the wrong person again. Yeah. Michael Myers would never fucking do that. He wasn't pulling fake me out. No, he doesn't need to. He's the shape. He just disappears and reappears and we are passing by the arduous, arduous security guard scenes. I don't even remember. They take for fucking ever like when the one security guard's dead and his head isn't a dryer and it takes the other security guard, oh I don't know about 20 minutes to open the dryer

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Why do they kiss? I don't know. Why does he have Sid Vitch's spiky hair? Why did she kiss him? What is it real? Is this a movie? That is a no that I have talked to text. I don't know what I was saying. Did you notice that when he was holding her? So they eventually, Michael is hanging out the side of the building with Jamie Lee Curtis like stabbed in the back and he's holding her. Oh right, she has set up as elaborate like a foot snare, ruse to catch him on the roof. It's dumb. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. Is, is is thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thulous. Yeah. Um, although her snares taken much better in the most recent movie.

And while he's holding her, you can see that her wig is just slipping off. And they were like, cut it, that's fine. Print. Oh, yeah. She drops to earth and dies. I guess. And then he gives the knife to the clown guy that knows everything about serial killers. Yeah, that guy gonna kill everybody.

Which is fine. Michael walks like he got a poop. He does. He's not a good walker. He's like walking like pelvis forward, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, he's walking like a pregnant lady. Just like constantly adjusting for gravity. My next note is Haddonfield University? The fuck you've been hiding. Honestly, we would know if there was a college in that goddamn town. We would know by now.

Maybe it came in in the last 20 years? I mean, it is the early 2000s, so anything is possible? Yeah. And that's when this movie becomes an indictment of, I don't know, reality TV, I guess. I guess so. I guess so. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the nen. the the the the threat next next next next possible. Yeah. And that's when this movie becomes an indictment of, I don't know, reality TV, I guess. I guess so. Were the plans of black people, perhaps? But not an indictment of fucking catfishing. Because that kid is a teenager and she loves him. I hated that. And that was never addressed. That's totally fine. That bitch is riding a motorized bicycle on a sidewalk.

That is rude as hell. That makes me so mad. You don't do that. I know, I know. I see it all the time. Hadn't killed University, not anywhere. Fucking. I hate that place.

So we meet our three friends, Rudy, Sarah, and dancing. I know Rudy, actually, he's from the film Save the Last Dance. Oh, it's starring him and Julia Stiles. It's about urban dancing. Oh, God. It's pretty good. I think it touches some race issues. Oh, oh, as a movie about Urban Dancing Must. And getting over your mom's death maybe.

It's a ROM. I don't think it's a calm. It's a ROM dance, you know, like center stage. A ROMSOM for Samba? Yeah. Maybe we can do dance movies like center stage in our new plan that we have upcoming, possibly. As long as we can do Step It Up, the Cirsten Dunst one? Bring it on?

Bring it on! Step it up is something. It's one of those. It's one of those urban dance movies, I think. Yeah. I think Step Up is what you're thinking of. I've never seen it, but I think that's what it's called. In this film they say say they say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say that that that that that that that that that th say say say say say say say say that that that that that that that that that that that that's say say say say that that's that's that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that bigger than the Osbournes and I was stunned that I had completely forgotten that that show existed.

Do you remember when that was a thing? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. All right Piazzie. He's still alive. He's still alive. He's still a lot of years on those kids too if I'm being honest. Yeah, I believe so. Sharia's a lot of years on those kids too if I of there. I missed a lot of years on that man. Not a good person. She wasted a lot of years on those kids too, if I'm being honest.

They seem to have come around to being fine. I don't know about them. I don't know. I think the one is just like an adrenaline junkie. Is that the boy? Jack. And the other one is like, she. runway. Okay. I don't know. This is a very fashionable movie we're talking. Well, Tyra Bex is going to inspire that, didn't you? Yes. Uh, so we, we meet Rudy

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The like, is it a classic? Yeah, like dark underneath of the flip up in the back. Yeah, it's a classic 2002 look, which is by the way, not a great time. No, for anything. No. It's the tail end of the baggie jeans. Yeah. It's the first time I got arrested,

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I just can't let this happen to this poor man. Ah. So Tyra Banks, this is where we meet Tyra and she's working with Busta. She is dancing in every single shot of this movie, just moving her shoulders, kind of doing the getting jiggy with it with you, put your hands up and go, no, no, no, no, no, no. I love that there was definitely a guy that was like, all right, Bob, you're on Banks But, because there was just a camera following her chushy everywhere. And she's the the the the the they, they, and she's is they, and she's, and she's, and she's, and she's, and she's, and she's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi, thi, th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, kind, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tttttogether. together, ttogether, ttogether, ttogether, together, together, ttogether, together.'re like good enough to be on the show. Everybody gets on. Everybody in the room got on the show.

And also I, they each had like a thing, like Rudy thinks that people are become serial killers because of their diet. Yeah. But I don't remember what anybody else was. Like the scene ended and I was like,. So, I guess that's fine. Um... Did you like the guy who was like a Bunko John Snow? Who's the Bunko John? Oh, yeah, he's on, um, I knew that guy too.

He's on the Marvelous Miss, Maisal TV show, that Amazon Prime show. So there's a lot of actors. There's a lot of successful people. Yeah, not a successful movie. Tyra, no. I know that just says, oh God, please start talking really, really fast, bust up, please. This movie's weird too, because he's like giving a speech about what they're going to do and there's like a score score playing over like a song is playing in the background but it's almost louder than his dialogue and I was like not paying attention to what he was saying because I thought this was just gonna be like a cut scene like a scene

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He said something like, this will be great for the internet audience. And I was like, what? I know. 2002, I don't think I even owned a computer. So Sarah is having the same problem that Jamie Lee did in H2O, where she's getting catfish? She's imagining Michael Myers everywhere. Oh, is she?

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He says it real fast too and they're all like, okay. And also like it's broad daylight and it seemed like not everyone was there yet. Yeah. And he was like, well, you're locked in. What? Okay. First thing you do when you go into a house? Smell the fennel. Yeah, exactly. You smell the herbs. This is still fresh. How do you know? Oh, Katie.

Yeah. Katie. You gotta get that fennel in your nose. That's all I got. That's all I got. Because he was the food guy. Very strongly. I feel like it would smell years into perpetuity. It's true. Yeah. But to get the fresh, ah, the fresh.

And also like, what is the? Because he was the food guy. That's the only reason. No, no, no, no. Why was the fennel not old? Oh, because everything in the house, as we learned later, has been set up by B all and like yeah you think you'd be like let's stock the spice rack I don't I don't I don't I make a

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And you know how, like, people say you don't want to see what goes on how the sausage is made? You really don't. It's disgusting. Yeah. My grandfather really like, that old school. Yeah, good guy. Old school bloodhands. I'm talking about him a lot. I'm gonna probably stop talking about my dead grandfather on our horror movie comedy podcast. You guys like those jokes? You guys like those jokes? So Rudy finds the Michael Myers knife in a drawer. How does he know? I don't, never mind. They find a high chair with restraints, setting up that the family was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their the the family was torturing Michael. Yeah. Was that, did Rob Zombie pick that up later or something or did I see that in a different dumb horror movie? Oh that reminds me

correction department. Yeah I was wrong there is in Michael M- or in Halloween 4 the little girl dressed like Michael Myers with a knife. You wereally correct. And now I can picture her face. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's pretty good. So, I'm going to be leaving the podcast now because I got a harder thing wrong. The internet told me. You have one job. Yeah, the internet told me I had to leave.

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All the men in this movie except for the cooking guy are creeps, right? Yes. This is a, I mean, and it's not, it's like, they got in this house and they were like, you wanna fuck? You wanna fuck? Was that like fucking with like the Big Brother thing where like they always hook up in their reality shows? I guess. I guess. With 2002 been like prime reality show time, right? I think that was when everything hit a peak, yeah. When everyone, it was like when MTV became nothing but reality shows. Yeah. Yeah. TV became nothing but reality shows and like, yeah, everyone realized how cheap it was to produce.

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And then you're going to slam the big metal door that's outside your office and come back to work. It's weird. Clients don't like it, but I think it's cool. Yeah. Yeah. This movie has a thing that you like a lot. Bong reps. I do.

Out of nowhere. Where did she have that bongs? Bongs are so not portable. I did like that Jennifer Jenzig was like walking party animal. Yeah. She's just screaming the whole time. DTP. And then she gets beheaded down the stairs, which I liked a lot. She does. I like a beheading down the stairs.

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And he goes and gets another knife to hold Rudy, like, to secure him. He's a heavy man. You're gonna have to get to. One knife isn't gonna hold him. I kept waiting for him to do like the German Shepherdhead for the first movie, where he like, nails that one guy to the door and then just cocks his head that though because he's not a good Michael Myers. No, he's not. And I kept being like, they didn't watch the first movie. They watched like the last movie. They were like, well, we'll just base this on the last movie.

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Yeah, hi, 9-1-1? You're not ordering a pizza? Man. I mean, this is just stupid. Like, why is Michael Myers even doing this? Exactly. I don't care. Because they're like, oh man, this was my house. Yeah, right. Right. Oh, fuck.

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She filled in a hole that Michael Myers was going to be coming up through with some boxes and a lawn mower that was leaking gasoline. And then she starts a fire with same-safeet gasoline. Interesting. I don't remember a fire. They like the whole fucking house on fire. Did she? They burn it to the gun over. Oh yeah yeah I sort of remember now. I do kind of remember. Because I remember thinking while you're deductible I hope is low. When she picked up the chainsaw did you make the note in wrong franchise? No I't know, that's true.

I do have the next note that says, oh no, this mixer is on my leg. It probably weighs three to six pounds. Literally, I'm looking at an eight-cham. Is that our mixer? I think it was the same fucking model. Two pounds, maximum? Max. She had that in a, I don't know, 10 pound rack on her leg? Yeah, and she was like, Oh! Oh!

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paws with him. Yeah, and he's, yeah, what if I karate him? You know I'm a black belt. He definitely would claim to be a black belt. Sure. Because he was watching... He's an honorary black belt. It's like a it's like a doctorate. He was watching like Bruce Lee movies earlier, but the closed caption on my TV's kept saying he was watching Chunley movies and I was like, that's a street. That's a strungst. I don't th th th th th th th th th th th th I I I I I I I I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th like I'm th like I'm th like I'm th like I'm thi, you'm thi, you'm th. You'm th. You'm th. You'm th. You'm th. You'm th. You'm th. You'm th. You I'm th. You I'm th. You I'm th. You I'm th. You I'm th. You I'm th. You I'm th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You know I'm thi thi thi thi thin, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. You know I'm the. You know I'm saying he was watching Chunley movies and I was like That's a world strongest woman I don't think she made movies except for those couple Um and street fighter the movie yeah, that's the one. Oh yeah, I can't wait to do that movie on this podcast The thing the problem with April fools is that there's only one

It's true. Two movies that I really want to do. It's two movies. movies that I really want to do for April Fools this year. Do we need to run like a second podcast that just saw the April Fool's movies we want to do? It's called Ambulance Whewulf. Yes. So trick-a-tree moth-motho after he hi-yazed him for a long time and then takes a cord, a cable. It was a mic cable. It was a mic cable. Yeah, I do remember that.

Jamms it into Michael Myers' dick. He shoc him in the dick. He shocks him in the dick. And it fully electrocutes the man. I mean, it's weird to think about Michael Myers having a dick, don't you think? It's a little bit like Data's dick in some ways, where you're like, why do you have it? Well, there's a Star Trek connection, the William Shatner Mask. Oh, God, you're right. Yeah. Wow, weird.

Did so, we have to go to horror conventions and find the guy who played Michael Myers and be like, you've got a dick? You have a dick? Excuse me. Do you have a dick? Sorry, you, you didn't fuck Tasha Yard, right? That's not you, right? That was your dick. That was Dada's dick.

Was the other pale guy with the slick back hair? I see. Forgive me, go about your business. I have to leave. I have to find a restroom. My last note just says, is the saddest part of this movie that she's being catfished by a the the the the the the the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. this movie that she's being catfished by a high school kid. Like, let's put yourself in Sarah's shoes. This terrible thing has just happened to you. Your best friends are dead, and this guy that you've sort of fallen in love with on the internet

has saved you from it. Yeah. He's a fucking high school freshman. Well, he's a freshman. It seemed like she might be early on her college career. like so what 15 and 19? Yeah, that's illegal. Yeah, for a couple years. I don't know about Illinois. I don't know what the rules are in Haddon Field. At the Hadnfield University. Oh my god. Also his hair was unconscionable. Sideburns were but. It was just so distressing and his friend was wearing like little pearl earrings. Did you notice that he had little pearl studs? That kid was the worst actor at the movie. Yeah, he was definitely somebody's son or nephew.

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Great. It made that movie's just infinitely more watchable. Because you could see everything, it wasn't like dark and weird. I did notice that almost all of the town is little scale models, which I did not realize watching the DVD and I was like, oh, the fog isn't big, it's little. The fog is just a cigarette smoke. From John Carpenter. So, but before it, Tom Atkins.

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I was like, Tom! Well, bless his heart. Yeah. Would you fuck him? I mean, everybody's trying. I did. Everyone. Everybody did. Atkins has a dick. Let me tell you. Just fuck, I'm sorry.

So, we forgot to mention that Michael's body gets taken to the morgue. The corner's like, oh, I don't want Michael Myers here, and then his eyes open and the music starts. And that's the end of the movie. Was it the same mask from H2O? Or was it slightly better? It was slightly better, Ithe hair was way worse. The hair was worse. It just you don't ever want to see his eyes. I hate seeing Michael Myers eyes and I think the new movie got that right. Yeah for sure he's just Black Pitts. Yeah. Brad Pitt is what you're trying to say. It's just Michael Pied Michael. My final note? Please. Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. Oh, so dumb. Katie. Alan. Let's go of that rating. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. the the that. the the that. the the th. the the the the the th. the the th. th. the the th. the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. th. th. th. M. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the new movie. the new movie. M. the new. the so dumb. Katie. Alan. Let's go to that rating face.

Okay, are you mad at me for watching this movie? Fuck no. All right, good. Because I got so excited about Buster Rhyme's and tire banks that I think a knave clouded my judgment. But I stand by my sentiment that this is better than H2O. And I'll tell you why. Go. Shit's happening in this movie. People are dying, there's like, people are fucking, people are making jokes, people are falling down.

Yep. People are, you know, texting I guess, or whatever. H2 had literally none of that. And it's just, oh, also did you see that I kept calling Adam Ark and Alan Ark? I didn't know, why didn't you correct me? I don't do cares. I like that the person- That's his son. The person who brought it up was like,

now I want to see a cut of the movie, the Alanarkin? I like that the person also was like, I didn't know that the someone else was like, up until this very moment, I didn't know there was a difference between Adamark and Alan Arkin and Alan Alda. Ooh, I don't think I knew. There was a difference between Alan Ark and an and an Alda. Well, fuck it. Um, this piece...I ain't never seen them all in the room together.

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is fucking stupid. Her name is Nora Winston. No it's not. No it's not. They really blew their load on Gen Dancing and didn't care after that. Fuck it, just pick something out of the phone book. So the reason I think this isn't as good as H2O for a Halloween movie is this has even less to do with the Halloween franchise than H2O did. Sure it is literally just a gumslasher and not even a good one at that. I'm gonna give this the two and a half that you gave H2O. What did you give H2?

What did you give H2? Well our aggregate ratings still put this one on top, sorry about you. Oh man, and that concludes our Halloween rock block, I think. It's true, but not our reality TV rock block. God, what were we thinking? This one was, yeah, this was my suggestion, but the next one was suggested by Jake Beal of Daniel Tiger Fane. That's the one. Poor guy. Katie. Katie. Katie.

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He does. Yeah. Does he know that I'm his neighbor? I mean, he's today. I mean, he's probably never listened to the show. Oh, I'm sorry, sir. Take a knee. 72 years old. Looks amazing. Yeah, at 44. I would kill for that body. Yeah, I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. Yeah, I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. Yeah, I'm 35. Yeah, I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. Yeah. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I would. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. Yeah. I. I'm 35. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 35. I'm 34, I'm 34, I think I always say I'm 35. Yeah, not yet. Don't bump me up. But I just want to thank everyone for tag yes of that photo. It's fucking hilarious.

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Let's do, we actually told you about this last week. We're gonna do another reality TV movie. We are. Ghost Encounters? Grave Encounters. Grave Encounters. I mean, why? Because someone recommended it.

Yeah. Thanks Daniel Tiger. This guy's like, I'm not Daniel Tiger. Jake B. Yeah, thanks Jake B. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks Jake B. Yeah. So we're gonna do grave encounters. It's on Amazon. Yeah, it's a cheap rental too.

It's a dollar 99 for SD. You won't miss anything. And if I can do a little spoiler for you, watch Halloween resurrection and then immediately afterwards, watch it a much more enjoyable experience. Did you watch these back to back? Back to fucking back. Oh, Alan. Do you need a nap? No, not today. A couple days ago.

Good, good, good. But yes, I do. Yeah. We still have t-sets. We still have t-sue. Cusies. Kaises. what size we have and then no one got in touch with the Spada Store so I don't think there's any better with do what we're doing. I'm shocked. I guess they're all stupids too like us. That's why they're listening. And hey out-of-town friends, if you feel like you want to do something good for the Pittsburgh community,

if you want to make a donation to Jewish family and community services, you can do that at JFCPGH.org. They are a great organization that's really helping out in the aftermath of what happened here. So JFCSPGH.org. Yeah, and we'll link that in all the notes everywhere. I was going to tell you how to buy a wear-off ambulance t-shirt, but give them your money. Yeah. Give them the money. Not right now. Yeah. Maybe later. It hasn't been a week. We'll be back, huh? My God, we're human garbage.

In a world of human wreckage. Whoa, that was a sponge reference. You know that's one of my top ten favorite songs of all time, right? Stay a friend that's on the Empire Records soundtrack? I believe so. Yeah, it is. Yeah, let's get out of here. Thanks for listening to another somewhere for...

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