Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 203- Grave Encounters (2011)

Episode Date: November 19, 2018

Did you hear that? There's something over there! It's....it's....it's another episode of Werewolf Ambulance! This week we're discussing the world of televised paranormal investigating with the 2011 film "Grave Encounters." Special topics for your consideration include: reality show rock blocks, deja viewing, lobotomy jokes, fascinating accents, new film and website ideas and a recap of MTV's "The Real World." Thanks to listener Jake B. for the suggestion.  Love Canadians? Of course you do! Check out some of our other episodes about our friends in the great white north: Episode 53- "Ginger Snaps," Episode 68- "Trick 'r Treat," Episode 113- "Black Christmas," Episode 130- "Pontypool" and Episode 166- "The Cube." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Shhh. Shet. That's something my Uncle Frank used to say when I was little, and I didn't get it until I was older. Until you watched Grave Encounters. We did that really well. I'm really proud of us. We didn't plan that at all. This is our reality show Rockblock Babies. Yeah. I'm totally unintentional. B-B-B-B-B-Bah-Bah-Bah-Bah-Bah-Bah-Bah-ba-back-to-back. B-bub-ba-ba-ba-bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb'''''''''''''''''''''bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb It's a box that you have to turn things around and then a guy comes out and you go, and fucks you with jeans. And then they just got a fat guy and a lady and what's the other, oh the chattering there? Yeah, a tatter box. You know what we should really do is one of those later movies in that series?

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I'm doing this and I don't know why. This is the worst day of my life. I feel like I should document this. Right. So this is Canadian. Yeah, yeah. Directed by the Vicious Brothers. The vicious brothers. Not brothers.

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directs movie yeah all right I like that it's a gimmick I like the tag team exactly they're the rockers Legion of Doom if you will oh my god yeah the Bushwhackers we're in a very specific era what I know about wrestling what I know, Roman Reims. Who that? What happened to him? He's like a guy they've been trying to put over for a long time, but he'd they, and then it turns out he was leukemia. Oh, oh, he did see that. Yeah, get well soon. He'll beat it.

You don't get that buff be positive about it. I appreciate that about you. I also know shit about shit about wrestling anymore, so whatever. So we start off with a fella explaining that like he was the producer of the show and it was way before any of the other ghost shows and it was like the best of them. Okay. Yeah. I hate this. Yeah. I hate a movie that opens with everyone's gonna die. Yeah. Which Blair Witch does.

Right. And a lot of these found footage films do. I hate that. I don't want to know that they're all gonna die before it ends. What I hated was that it was like, it's supposed to be raw footage. And it starts off with like the beep, beep, beep clean. And like, I was like, in what, in what, like, like, like, like, like, like, in what, in, like, like, like, in what, like, in, like, like, in, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, in, like, like, in, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, likethe beep beep clean and like,

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Yeah, maybe. Yeah, American people believed that? Yeah. . Well, how groundbreaking. Go back and listen to our Blair Witch episode. It features my husband Rob, who I at the time denied was my husband. We've been together for 13 years. You didn't deny it, you just didn't acknowledge it. I just edited out any reference to us living together. I'm sorry, Rob, Rob, oh.

He's never gonna know. He's never gonna listen to his own episode, and Bless his heart. Robo. He's never gonna know. He's never gonna listen to this. I think he listened to his own episode, and that was it. No, he heard the live one, too, that it was there for most of us. Most of part of he missed. He missed the ratings face. He remember when we say, happy they to him. Yeah, he's like, this is not a movie. Yes, it fucking is. Fellow, and he tells us about Lance Preston

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He ended up being like, dick whistle or something. And he was just like, they did the whole thing. And then like as soon as they're like, okay, cut. And like, everyone just lost their minds. Like he said, dick whizzle? He's like, what the grave encounters team, is going to Collingswood Psychiatric Hospital. Which I was like, oh, that's a nod to dark shadows. Very cute.

Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, Collinswood is the house and dark shadows. Oh, cool. I never watched that. Should I watch that? I haven't watched it since the 80s. I don't even know why I asked. I still still haven't still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still it since the 80s. I don't even know why I asked. I still haven't seen the wire. There's like hundreds and hundreds of episodes of it. It's insane how much of it there is.

Yeah. And then there's like one of the cast members' name is Friedkin. In the show, or is there's like a doctor? Oh, yeah. He was like, oh, this is just like all these references and then they just stop. There's the last of those references. I was like, got them, come on at the top. That's all they got, yeah.

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Then there's T.C. Gibson, who's the cameraman. His name is T.C. Gibson? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And, uh... Houston Gray. I loved him.

His haircut was so funny. It was just like the like, grown-out George Clooney, like Caesar cut. Yeah. He looked like that little Lord Fondorooi guy on the internet from the early 2000s. You know what I'm talking about? Look up little Lord Faulty Roy guy, 2001. You'll see what I'm saying.

And then Matt White, Matt the other paranormal investees, the main camera dude. Yeah. Who we lose halfway through the movie. And then regain and don't care about. Spoilers, I guess. Houston is wearing so much foundation makeup. It's hilarious. Yeah, he looks like Donald fucking Trump. Except that he gets around his eyes.

So they're doing all these like establishing shots where they're talking to this doctor and talking to the caretaker and they're like, oh yeah, this fucked up thing happened and this window opens on its own. And then there's a dude outside doing like gardening and they're like, hey, have you seen any weird stuff? He's like, I've only been here for like four months. And they're like, how much money do we have? 20 bucks they give him. Have you seen any weird stuff? He's like, oh yeah, the craziest shit, man. He's like, I saw a ghost right over there.

It was really scary. And I laughed pretty hard at that. That was really fun. Yeah. And so then we moved in night time. And so then we moved in night the time. the the the camera. the the camera. the camera. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the day, not at night time? Well, it's, yeah, and like, none of the lights work in this place. Right, no electricity. But we're told by the caretaker that there are new electrical lines

that they can plug their stuff into, oh, why? I don't know. Okay. Um, they tool around, they see some rats in the building. We see some metallic lyrics on the wall. Oh do they? Demons in my head, demons where I go, demons in my head, demons where I go. I don't remember what it said. It's like, you know, dumb shit. Give me fuel, give you fire, give me that which I desire. Yeah. Yeah. Oh man, I never really thought about those words before, but but that's stupid as hell. Yeah it's a real dumb dog. Yeah. These three of my favorite band, then they got real dumb. Let's see.

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Yeah. So they have Kenny the caretaker chain them into the building. Qua? I don't care. I'm never letting anyone chain me into a building ever. No. No. Mm-mm.

Mm-mm. Mm-mm. So they hear loud bang. There's a gurnie that's, th-a-a-, stuff just starts happening, right? It would scare the shit out of me. Oh, sure. And then... But then again, I would never be here. You never go into abandoned buildings? I mean, not since I was a teenager and stupid.

And then something touches Sash's hair. Sash! I was like, ooh, this is good spookery. Yeah, I like that it just lifts and then drops her head. Because that's pretty spooky. Um, and then I have the note, Mark goes to collect the cameras. Mark blunders off in the game to investigate noise. Matt, not Mark. That's the third note. I mean, he matters so little.

He just like walks into a doorway and we don't stand for 45 fucking minutes. And they're like Matt, Matt, oh well, let's take a nap. They find his shit's been thrown all over the place. Yeah. But like they're not really they're like well there's nothing we can do. Yeah. Which like okay so their cell phones work in the building at the beginning and they don't later. And the radios work sometimes and then they don't later, but they're also fine with everybody like being off on their own even though the radios don't work. Right, only Sasha at one point is like, yeah, separating is the dumbest thing we could do right now. And they don't care.

They still do it. No one, woman, woman, woman, woman. We're trying to do a thing. Send help. You know what? Yeah. Bothers me about these shows. Okay. If I was a ghost, I'd be so pissed at these people who are trying to tell me what to do. You know what I mean? I'm fucking omnipresent.

So you got a real rat-em attitude towards these? Yeah, fuck you. I won't do what you tell me. No, fuck you, I won't boo when you tell me. Oh my god, lock it, burn it, salt it, burn it, we're done. Fuck you, I won't boo, what you tell me? I'm officially the dumbest person that's ever walked the face of the earth. I mean, if you can't pun, why live? So earlier in the movie we saw that there's a door that on the outside of the building that someone has spruck painted chaos.

Chaos rains! Sorry, go on. Death awaits. Yeah. Have you seen the tattoo that somebody in Philly got that's that Gritty's head with chaos rains written above it? Yes I have. Fuckitty is the best thing in 2018. Hands down.

I mean... He's so good. Yeah. And you don't even know what a hockey is. No. Good God, no. That's the one with the curve sticks in the field? That's swimming.

That's water polo. So they see this door later and it's on the inside of the building. Okay, I think that's the best mechanic of this film. This is the thing that I want to steal for a call of Cthulog game. Yes, they force open the door, that they think is the door they came in. They've like set up shop in the lobby. Yeah. And so when they decide to get out, Kenny, Ken their, Ken, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I th and I th and I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, I the, I the, I the, the, the, the, the, the. than, than, than. than. than. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome, the. the. the doors. They push, they force their way through the door and there's another hallway beyond. Yeah. And then when they close the doors behind them, they realize it says death awaits, it was the outside door. I love

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there's this house in there that they're talking about that like just keeps growing inside. And for some reason, that always really creeped me out. And this building feels like it's doing that and it kind of gave me that same sort of like, I don't like it when like, I think it was like reading Lovecraft really young and the non-Euclidean architecture like has always bugged me out. Like, oh, this isn't supposed to be here. Yeah.

I think that's in this building and rooms are moving and I think that's also done really well when they find the roof access line and they run up the stairs and it just ends in a brick wall and you're like, oh God. So depressing. So depressing and so like, the one guy just sits down and starts crying. Yeah. I was like, I'll T. C. Man, I'm feeling the bursmal actor. Yeah. I don't think he had, I don't think anyone else had much work from this movie. It doesn't seem so. No. They're all real bad. They're so bad.

I mean it's a lower budget horror movie. Oh sure. I think it got some accolades in the years that it was made. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, 2011. Oh my god, that was so long thou. younger and cooler we were than? Everything was so much better. Everything was so much better in 2011 though, wasn't it? Uh-huh. Not for you. Yeah, no, no. Yeah, your life wasn't cooler than.

I remember now. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. So Sash that on her torso or help? I thought it said help. Yeah, and then I realized it said hello.

Yeah, which is funny. It's funny. It's funny. Hey, hello. They love me. Also, the medium has just disappeared. Also the medium has just disappeared. Yeah, the fuck did he go.

I think they get choked in the air has just disappeared. Yeah, the fuck do he go? I think they show, he gets choked in the air and then disappears, they never find his body. Oh, that's where he gets thrown down the hallway with like a minor explosion. Yeah. Like, what is going on right now? What is this thing that's happening right now? It doesn't matter. I don't know. Lance is so bitchy too. He's just always like, G-GUGH!

Get the cameras. Pick out the equipment! Come on, Lance. They all wake up and they have hospital bracelets on? I didn't like that at all. No. No. I thought that was dumb as hell, because how they print them. They're patients in the hospital now.

No, I get it. You don't have to explain to explain to explain to explain to explain to explain to explain to explain to explain that because how they print them. They're patients in the hospital now. No, I get it. You don't explain that. The patients there now. But like, how, who printed them? The ghosts? Okay. Okay. Okay.

You never go to Ghost Express to make your copies and get your medical bracelets. My God. Also, like, they keep going to sleep and no one sets thoes thoes thoes their their their their their their their their their their they're they're they're they're their they're they're they're their they're they're to. to. they're to. they're they're to. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're they're they're they're they're toe. they're toe. toe. toe. toea. toea. toea. tea. tea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. they're they're they're they're they Also, like, they keep going to sleep and no one sets a watch. Like, do these Dildoes not play D&D? Obviously not. No. One of those assholes played Dungeons and Dragons. I know it.

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OK, so here's, what the movie does right, I think is the, the movie does right I think is the the mechanics of the building being very frightened by that. The never turning to daylight again, time passing, having no idea you know what's going on, rooms changing. Yeah Lance is growing a beard his like stubbles coming in. Yeah, yeah. That's nice. That's a nice touch. What they did wrong was all the other effects. The demons, the arms. I think the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. I the. I the. I the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I I I I the. Yeah. I I I I. I. I. I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I the. I the other effects. The demons, the arms. I think the bathtub is done well. I disagree. I think it's bad.

When he gets pulled into the bathtub and they dump the tub over and there's nothing in it? That I like. What I don't like is the person popping out of the tub? Like, hello? I wrote hello. me. Gotta go, KIT! Him getting pulled into the tub and then it being dumped and him being gone is good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a spooky little thing there. Do you think he went down the train? 16 candles down the train.

Oh my god, so much, sponge. Was that in this episode or the last one that? Who knows? Day is night and night is day and all is night, night is day and all is chaos. Daylight savings time, 2K19, vote for it. It's really wreaked havoc on us. I'm going to get the petition out there. So they find Matt, Matt's wearing a hospital Johnny, a little, like, a hospital gown.

Yeah, with his under pants showing. That has great thighs. Oh, does it? I didn't notice. Okay. I like a dude, guy thigh. Go to guy thighs.com. Oh, I wonder if that. Hold on, we'll be right back.

We're going to the internet. Okay, I'm sorry. Oh, no, fine. It's really a minute-twenty-two. too, we're almost done the movie, so. No, I will, I will. Dear Angel Fire, we would like to register Guy Thais. Dot. Angel Fire, you do this, right? It's not good. That sounds like some go daddy business.

Yeah, you're right. That's what, yeah. Who hosts our website? Do we? Do we? Is we? Oh, family? more for years. I don't even know it's on it. Who knows? I'll look at it later. So they bug out after, like they lose Matt in the bathtub. No, it was T.C. No, it's T.C. No, it's T. C. Oh, it is T. t.

Look, don't argue with me. Sorry. You're right. It is T.C. Because Matt falls down the elevator shaft. Fouls or jumps. Falls or jumps? Yeah, walks. Yeah, walks on it. So that made me mad to where this production company guy was like, this isn't a, we're just showing you this, like, but there's just footage of like this man's dead body? Like, to whom, who, who are we supposed to be watching this? I don't know? It was just such just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to be to to be to to to be to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to be to to to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to be watching this? It was just such a weird setup. It didn't seem like we're going to show this on TV. This is an important thing that people need to know. There's like 60 minutes. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Because they had days of footage, apparently. Yeah. Also, like, didn't the production company know they were there. Why didn't anyone go looking for them? Well, that's why I wanted to know, like, I wanted a little bit more backstory, like,

did this time pass for them, but not for anybody? Like on the outside, were they just gone for the eight hours they were supposed to be gone? And when they came back? I pictured Kenny Rogers. Even though there wasn't the actual character. The gambler shows up and lets them out. Yeah, they're like, oh, there's an elevator shaft. We can go down the elevator shaft. They're losing their minds at this point, as you would be.

Sure. That's why I wouldn't even go in. Yeah, never go in. Never go in. Never lean in. That's our advice to you. Stay right where you are. In the haunted mansion. So I was like, okay, well, they're going to climb up. Of course you're going to climb up and try to get to the roof earlier. They go down. Yeah, well, they keep talking about these tunnels that connect all the buildings. But they have no reason, like, I don't know, it doesn't make any sense. When I was a delivery driver in Delaware, I worked for a print shop and I delivered for them and one of our clients was a former Insade Asylum, current, some sort of hospital.

And they had a tunnel system and that's where all the shit had to be delivered. And I fucking hated it, because it was like exactly like the tunnels in this movie. And it was hell a crazy. And it was like light bulb at one end, please put the paper at the other end of like 200 foot long tile tunnel where there's another light bulb down there. They don't meet. Western Psychiatric Hospital here in Pittsburgh has an underground tunnel to Presby Hospital. Oh, okay. But it is like just a carpeted hallway basically so you can go under the street. Yeah, I used to take it when I delivered mail as a student.

Oh, look at us delivering things. We have that shared history together, delivering. Delivering. We have something that they want. I really want to go to, oh God, what is it, Trans Allegheny Psychiatric Hospital in West Virginia? For what? They do tours. Why?

And it's been shut down for years, obviously. And it's like, you can do midnight tours, but they're like 120 bucks a person. No. And I kind of want to do it because it looks like real good spooky times. Why, you don't believe in ghosts???? times. Why? You don't believe in ghosts. Yeah, but I still scare the shit on myself. So Matt walks down, walks out until the elevator shaft kills himself. They walk over his dead body, seemingly nonplussed by it. I mean, they're like, well, he's dead. Yeah. Now everyone's dead. And it's just Sasha and Sasha.

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It's so fitting, it's how she would have wanted to die. I mean, if I'm gonna die, I want to go in a mist too, I guess. Wouldn't you? If you've got to die Matt stuck in the tunnels. He beats and eats a rat. Lance, sorry. Look at the, there are four characters in this movie. You're like, no.

I won't do it there. Mark, there. I've been in Mark earlier. Mark and Sarah. So Jimmy's in the tunnels. Lance is in the tunnels and he's eating like rats and stuff. Like, he was dead so fast. It like when it popped up, it was like just a living rat and then when it popped up, it would have been like sandwiched. Looked like I've been pressed between two dictionaries.

Like he was trying it to keep for later. I'm going to give this to my aunt. Um, so he... But like before Sasha gets taken, he's like, oh, she can't keep up. Keep up with what? Are you on a be at what time? It's not fucking, you're not going to Mordor. You know what I mean? And there's no out. No. You're done so.

You're done so. You're done, though. Do you feel like you would give up, or do you feel like you would keep looking in a situation like this? He doesn't know what day it is. they open the ones that don't and go, help out of a window. Or like, let's take all of our cables and tie them together and repel them on the side because that would be the first thing I would do. You might die, but at least you'd have a shot. Light a fire somewhere.

Yeah. Do something. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Hold your cell phone out the like scares in this movie is that a window opens on its own, but there's no escape. Guys, these two things do not jive. Uh, so my notes are getting real thin at this point. Yeah, oh my god, I have so few notes for this movie. So he eats the rat, he's lost it. He wakes up and he finds that he's at the door of the lobotomy room, is the note that I have. So he starts

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which if you go back and read the history of lobotomies in the US, it's fucking disgusting. Yeah, they thi that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the the that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the US, it's fucking disgusting. Yeah. Francis Farmer, babies. What's that? Francis Farmer. Yeah. They did a lobotomy on like an eight or nine-year-old kid. Oh, that's awful. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's the grossest.

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We're not doing that right now. Yeah. So then Lance gets lobotomized. We come back to him and he's like like a dot of red coming out of his eye. Yeah. My notes say such a bad ending. Yeah. Because like what I want to know is how do they find this footage? How long were they actually in there? I want to know all of these things. I want to know like what the, what, but I don't, it's just all like, hmm. I almost want to watch the movie. I'm th. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, th, th, th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th. th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th's, thi, thi, thi, the, the thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. that, that, the that, like, that, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the movie where people go to investigate these people missing and then start showing you the footage of that. I think that's probably what Grave Encounters 2 is. Is that Graven Encounters 2? Is that too?

I mean it exists. If not they missed a trick. Let me look. One moment please. Grave Encounters too. Film students break into an abandoned insane asylum to do paranormal research and quickly. quickly discover ghosts are real well they had 1.4 million for this one oh she isn't it 8.2 million and that's American dollars but it has a different director oh that's not we're not getting vicious on this one he's a Canadian music video director oh all right that's weird okay I don't know anything about Canadian music videos hmm you you you like a tragically hit video? I guess.

Celine Dion. Propagondy? Did they do any videos? I would assume. Hey, you got to assume at this point. They've been banned for like 25 years. And they had to have done a music video. If not, get on it, Propagandize.

Yeah. And that's, uh, that is grave encounters. I mean, that's pretty much it, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to go to the, oh, ratings first. Baa! I feel like 2011 was a time of a lot of like, that. It's true.

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I don't know. Or Canadian? What's a Canadian biscuit? Probably a hockey puck. Right? With jelly. Hockey. Hockey, hockey.

Is that what they sound like? Oh no? Hockey. I'm Canadian. It's not good. It's not good and it's all so bad. Ghosts! Your Canadians are surprisingly Irish. Oh, you're right.

My friend Chris George, every time he tries to do an Irish accent, it comes out Jamaican, which is really, really funny. Potato Fam and Mon? Yeah, I'm Mon. Oh, yeah. All right. Wait, I want to ask you one question before I go to my rating. Is someone listed as playing spiritual force? That's Matthew McBride.

Wow, what a great role for Matthew McBride, though? Sorry, what would- A role, like spiritual force only comes around once in a lifetime? I wanted to ask you, you said you watch this back to back with Resurrection. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this was like, this was like, fucking Citizen Kang. Fair. This was like, I think because I have like a little warm fuzzy for those ghosty shows. Sure. So this, this like talking shit on them but not like disrespecting them at the same time weirdly. But like do they deserve to be disrespected? Oh yeah, they're all lying.

Right. Just the nonstop lies right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, I agree. What is reality, huh? stop being polite I think. Start being real true story. Season 4. Don't worry about it.

Where was season 4? London? No, it was the one with the cowboy in it. Maybe that was season 3. Wasn't the one with Heather B. That's season 1. Yeah, season 2 is London. Is it? I thin to season two is San Francisco with pocket and stuff. Oh, maybe you're right, yeah, and Rachel and, uh, the guy who's like a senator now. Oh, really? Yeah, that fucking guy that she married.

Come on, fucking guy. I know, he's like super Republican, too. Like, you were on the Jersey Shore is. I don't know. I like smoking J-W-A-L a lot. I think they got their hearts in the right place. Okay. Yeah. That's all I know. I don't know about teen moms. Who does? No. Every time I'm in the supermarket and I look over at the rack and they're like, team mom and are like, what is it? Why are they're like, why are? Why are they? Why are they? Why are they? Why are they? Why are they? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why are they? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why are they? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? they? Why? Why? Why? Why? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? I? I? I? they? I? I? they? they? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? They? they? They? They? they? they? they? they? they? they're? they're? they're? they're? they're? they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're? I? I've been showing Lucy music videos lately, which I think is probably not smart for her brain development, but I've been doing her like stuff from the 80s. Like she really likes the, um,

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Break Them. Oh fuck, am I gonna get broke? So we're gonna do this fucking movie. Sorry, I have a child. Yeah don't break the but parented we're gonna do the item it's on YouTube Yeah, YouTube this you know what you guys watch alien factor for us. Yeah, you can watch the item Yeah, and catch that next week. Yeah a very special wereolfambulance. Yeah, I like it when it's on YouTube because then you can speed it up and it's free. And you're going to watch it on your phone and not be able to take notes. I got a Chromecast, which means I'm just constantly throwing my phone to the TV for no reason. Uh, IRL or like a virtual throw? Are you just like throwing it? Yeah, I mean it's just, I think you're just. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thin. I th. I throw. I throw. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just. I'm just. I'm just, I'm just. I'm just. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just like. I'm just, I'm just like, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just. I think you got casting wrong. Yeah, that's not what they meant. I was doing it like a fishing line. Get us on the internet. We got merch. We got merch. We got merch.

I'm tired of telling you guys about it, honestly. Come back next week for the item? Yeah. The item. What do you think the item is? Do you know anything about this movie? I know fucking nothing. We're going in totally blind. I'm not going to do any research. I'm just going to turn it on. What our research?

I don't know. We didn't check to make sure all the movie was on. And we've like, we've like watched two seconds of it. It was like, oh, this movie. to be to, okay, we'll get into it next week. I often wonder when people are like, this would be so shitty, you should watch it. Just like, what did it? Is it because we're funny when it's shitty? I think that's probably it.

Or you not like? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's a lot of send them an email? I can't send emails to people I do like, it's too hard. The amount of work that current day human beings put into things they don't like is phenomenal. That's a really good point and that's a super depressing one. Yeah.

So, the item, here we go. Not to end on a sad note, but I don't think you'd be like, hey, you really helped me. But fuck you. Hey, thanks for pulling me out of that dark pit. And also, eat a bag of texts. Devents in my head. Demons in my bone. Of the new album, Death awaits from Metallica. Khaos Rain. Thanks for another episode of Waiwafambulence.

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