Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 204- The Item (1999)

Episode Date: November 26, 2018

Boy oh boy. In this week's post-holiday haze, we get festively tipsy and discuss one of the worst movies we've ever seen: the 1999 debacle "The Item." This was a listener suggestion from SkyrimRunner and we assume that they hate us. It's free on Youtube... if you dare. Special topics for your consideration include: things for which we are thankful, lots of discussion about 90s culture having nothing to do with this movie, covering topics we have most definitely covered before, pulling no punches about the quality of "The Item" and answering the question on everyone's mind: what's up with Xzibit?? Do you like truly garbage films? The only comparable one I can think of is Episode 156- "Gingerdead Man" so instead, listen to some of our more eccentric films: Episode 25- "The Pit," Episode 35- "Neon Maniacs," Episode 84- "Demons" or Episode 120- "Psychomania."  And we've still got merch! Email us at [e-mail] to order your tshirt or koozy (or both!) Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.   

Hey Katie. Hey Alan. Uh, welcome over to the bunker. I'm just filling up the bathtub. Okay. And I'm listening to you the Back Street Boys Millennium. Okay, great album. And I am, uh, just, you know, I mean, you can say your,

your memorial thoughts to JFK. I have a little memorial over here. To JFK. J.F.J. Jr. Okay. I was very confused at the timeline. Well, it's, it's, it's, it's 1999. It is. I'm getting ready for Y2K. Obs. The planes are going to fall from the sky, dude. It's crazy. It's gonna be nuts. It's gonna be nuts. Where were you a Y2K? Um, I would have been in Delaware then. I don't know. You don't know where you were? It's like the 9-11 of our generation.

No, 9-11 is the 9-11 of our generation. Wasn't that Columbine that was the 9-11 of our generation also happened in 1999? Yeah, 99 was a hard year. What, Jodomaggio died? Oh, God, I didn't know that. That's Babe Ruth, right? Mm-hmm. That's Babe Ruth was his nickname. Because he had a baby face.

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Oh my god, you guys are amazing. I love you guys. We're really lucky. You know, I love all of you except who ever recommended this movie. Can I just exclude him from the to thi. my love. I'm going after Skyroom Runner. Going after Skyroom Runner, coming for you. Listen, quick preface to this episode. This is a special edition of Whirlf Ambulance because Thanksgiving got in the middle of our recording and it's Friday night.

And I brought over nine and now eight beers because I gave one away. And we're gonna drink them and so I'm probably going to get pretty drunk, which the means that also next week episode I'll to to to to to this to this to pre pre pre pre pre pre pre pre pre pre pre to to to to to to to to to this episode, to this episode, this episode, this episode, to this episode, this episode, this episode, this episode, this episode, this episode, this episode, this episode, this episode, this this episode, this this this episode, this this this episode, this this episode, this this episode this episode this episode this episode this episode this episode this episode this episode, th, their to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to their their their the we're gonna drink them. And so I'm probably gonna get pretty drunk, which means that also next week's episode, I will be even drunker in because we're doing two at once. So like, this is gonna be a little no-holds barred, I think. I'm not pulling any punches tonight. Just right out of the game. I've like, it's, my family is wonderful.

But you still want to hang yourself. So... Sometimes you drive six and a half hours there and then the next day six and a half hours back. Because you can't be bothered to spend any more time with them than that. It's true. That's what I realize I'm the monster. Oh, yeah. One hundo. Happy holidays. We're drinking a Christmas ale. Yeah. So then. Kenny, what are you thankful for? Never having to watch this movie again. Actually, can I be honest? Yeah. I didn't watch this whole movie. I couldn't. I couldn't. I couldn't. I thought about stopping. Why didn't you? Why didn't you? Look, we? Oh, I like had a moment where I was like I really can't watch this anymore. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. to. to. to. to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thri. I th. I th. I thr. I thr. thri. I th. thi. I to. to. I to. to. I to. to. I 't. I couldn't. Why didn't you? Look, we, oh, I like, had a moment where I was like, I really can't watch this anymore.

And then I was like, you're doing the podcast, you have to. And then I was like, no, fuck that, I don't have to. Oh my god. I also had to have been watching it in like 15 minute increments over a period because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because I I I I I I I, because because I, because I, because I, because I, because I, because I, because I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was like, just do 15 more minutes, just do 15 more minutes. It was like studying for something or like light exercise. I had to like hype myself into doing it and give myself an end time. It's, I just, God help me. What do you thankful for? Uh,

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Yeah, but there's other ones, you know? But there's a point where bad is just too much. Is this intentionally bad? You know how things are intentionally bad now? Or at some point, you know? Yeah, now in 1999. Like, there's certainly cheeky jokes, right? We're doing a movie called The Item.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But by people you've never heard of, thrown, they people you've never heard of. When I saw that it was directed by a man named Dan Clark, I wondered if it was Nitro from American Gladiators, also known as Dan Clark. Why do you know Nitro's world name? Because I have his autobiography. It's Nom de Nitro. Royds, rage and redemption, a gladiator story. It's not good. But he describes having sex with a woman who has grown a penis from taking too many steroids. That was kind of interesting. Yeah. Mm-hmm. That passage was worth it.

Is that a thing that can happen? Yeah, your clit will get real big. Okay. Yeah. There's a sex tape with China. And I think the one-two-three kid, where she has a little dick. I thr- I said't think so. No, he's married to Stephanie McMahon. I got all this kids and shit. Okay. Wrestling. I mean what else are we going to talk about this week? So there's two reviews for this film on Rotten Tomatoes. Okay. Giving it an aggregate score

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Okay. I don't get what Fortnite is. You know? The video game? Yeah. I don't get why every book is a New York Times bestseller? You know what I mean? Because New York Times bestseller is the like book equivalent of our rating system? Yeah. Just whatever.

Just whatever. Best seller, I mean, whatever. I don't get what I don't get at what point of my life I stopped sneaking out to go to parties to go home. You just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. You to to to to to to just. You. You. You just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. You know what I to to to just just life I stop sneaking out to go to parties and now sneak out of parties to go home. You know what I mean? I don't get a lot of things. I don't get this fucking movie. Oh, I got one, I got one.

Oh, tell me. I don't get why I'm still, I'm a dirty boy? Go away, Mambles. It does nothing to do with cleanliness. It really doesn't. I know a B-O-R-A strip all the time. Do you? Get that poor perfect. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. for a B-or-A. I would love to be sponsored. B-O-A, if you're out there, we're listening. NM shit's expensive. Yeah. I get like five strips for like seven bucks or something. Everything's expensive, though, because this is the world we live in. I don't get why everything's so expensive. I don't get it. I don't get this movie. Yes, I think it's supposed to be a comedy.

There are jokes in it. Like, people say quippy things. They're like, mm-mm. There are moments that are intended to be funny. They're clearly intended to be funny. Is the movie a joke, though? Did they make it as a joke? Like, is it?

No, I think it is a serious film. It's sincerely a movie. Because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because? Because because? Because because? Because the the movie? I think it is a serious film. It's sincerely a movie. Because all these people are actors. No, they are not, and I will not have you tell me that they are. Some of them are on NCIS. I mean, everyone, I could be on goddamn NCIS. They've got to get a lot of people on there. This girl I went to high school with was on an episode of The Wire. Nice. You might have seen them.

No, I haven't seen any of them. Did you know that the average price for a dozen eggs in 1999 was 89 cents? Oh, that's cheap as F? Yeah, for my cage freeze, I'm paying like four bucks now. Yeah, it's expensive. You gotta care about the animals though, man. I know, if you just go to Alda, you can get them cheaper, but they're probably shitting on each other. Picking each other's eyes out. Oh my God.

I thought we were going to have a fun time. Suddenly we're talking about animals picking each other's eyes out. Well, how about the average cost of a gallon of was cheaper than that for sure because in 99 I was 15, so I would not have driven a car for at least another year and a half. And I remember like it being under a dollar a gallon. Yeah. Do you remember pulling change out of your car to put gas in your car? And it would like get you pretty far.

Yeah, I remember like five dollars practically filling up my 1990 caval with a speed shifter. Oh,'s a nice car. My brother, it had been my brother's car before he joined the military and he had built a bong that went over the emergency break and you could just hold it to your face while you were driving. I know it's not great. Was your brother in this movie? Yeah, I feel like it could have happened in this movie. Yeah, definitely. Okay, so here's how much of the movie I watch. Okay, I had to about an hour. So you saw Dr. Odie. Is that the shitty Ziggi Stardust? Yes. Yeah, okay. I did see him. He's like, he's pretty early on. If I hadn't made it to him, I hadn't made it very far. So this, this movie is basically like wacky art school Quentin Tarantino like meets like look at all the funny things I can do like

with my film school tricks. So this is a student film I don't think so I think it's a legit film it was like entered into film festivals. I don't think that that makes any sense. I just haven't known this is something about a monkey and $300,000. I mean it is yeah like they're they're getting this crate from Dr. Odie, they're buying it from him and they're selling it to someone else but they don't know who they're selling it to they don't know who they're selling it to they don't know who sent it. It's just I don't. I don't I don't I don't th I don't th I don't th I don't know I don't know I don't th. No I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't they. Yeah I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I they're just yeah. I I they're just yeah. I I I I they're just yeah. I I I I I I I I I I I I they're just I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I they're just I don't they. I don't they. I don't they. I don't know who. I don't know who. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. No, no, yeah, yeah, yeah. We never meet the seller, we never like. It's not a difficult set up to make work.

Right. You're going to pick something up and give it to someone else, but you have to hold it for 24 hours. That's not hard. Don't complicate it. There's these long dialogue scenes. And like, that are immediately gone, like Nicky the Nurse, Dr. Odie is- I don't think, oh, Nicky the nurse.

She's driving the car. She's the one who gets shot 400 times because this movie's not real sure how guns were. Yeah, Dr. Odie, one bullet and done. Done. And then later, I mean, every gun, this movie should be called Limitless bullets, the film, the film, the film, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th.. Well that is that like sort of like John Wu, Tarantino, like of the day. Fine, fine.

Fine. Defend it then. Defend it if you love it so much. Why don't you marry this movie? It's so fucking great. Listen, I'm living in 1999 currently. I'm worried about the planes. Yeah.

Yeah. So I was reading of Y2K, like, people were sent the wrong information about their, like diagnosing their children with diseases that they didn't have or did have and didn't diagnose them. Why do you? I don't actually don't explain to me, I don't care. And like, uh, the radiation alarm started going off at the, like, uh, the radiation. Yeah, I'm not on the internet. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th th th th th thi. Yeah, th th thi. Yeah, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. thi. the. they the. they the. that that that that that that at the time? No, we were all just like, who was nothing.

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Mazoleum is amazing compared to this. But it is not a well articulated film. Mazzoleum is a shitty movie that is completely unwatchable. I literally didn't watch it. I watched the first hour. Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I've, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, thi, thi completely unwatchable. I literally didn't watch it. I watched the first hour and then I turned it off. And then I googled it and I read the thing about the sex scene. I read about it. And so I googled, I was like, I should probably watch that if that's like the thing

that came out of the movie, like I it popped up right away there's a web page of the video and I clicked on it and I was watching like 30 seconds into the scene and I realized there was just an ad banner above it of it of a woman just getting a load blown on her face. It was like a porn site and I was like what have I done? So then I just went back and watched it on YouTube but I wish I hadn't. I wish I hadn't. I wish I had. I feel like, jerk, turk, load blows. It was a gift just repeating that over and over. And I was like, how long have I been watching this? Yeah. Yeah. Happy holidays. I was recently, it was on an episode of Marble and Marble's Marbles. We were talking about this real.

I was 95. He lived a life. He did amazing things. He should be, he lived an amazing life. Seems like he was a good, good guy everybody liked. Good guy, like changed media as we know it. Yeah. Beautiful. Godrests. Yeah, they-no' tree. one of those gone too soon situations. 95 is a very full life. Also, I've never seen a Marvel movie. I don't know what we're talking about.

But you know that Spider- I just knew in Mallrats. You know that Spider-Man exist. And Spider-Man changed the game. Did he? Did he? Okay. So, um, but we were talking about his special powers and I was like there's no way this guy hasn't used these powers to nut and I was just

like did I just say nut? What just happened? It's not you. That's not who you are. No I feel like I broke for a little while. That's very broly of you. Lauren Alex Martin and the very unfortunately named Fattie. Okay he's name was Fatty. Lauren His name was Fattie. Lauren, I refer to only as BRD in my notes, which is Bunko Rosa Diaz. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She was, I would say, the most charismatic all of all the actors. I don't hear her get a lot of lines, to be honest. I don't know. She picked up some later. Yes. The movie The movie mov to the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie the movie movie more about her by the end of it. Cool. She's not Alex who is reprehensible and difficult to watch.

He's the lead singer of Everclear, right? Dada, da da da da da. Which reminds me, Katie. This is where we drop in Santa Monica? I'm always down for dropping that in because I love that song. It's a very catchy song. Also I saw Everclear a couple years ago at stage A.E. They played with Eve Six. Who does the song about? Wait, is Eve Sixth Sex and Candy? No, that's Marcy Playground. How dare I?

I would all on my pride. I would choke on the road. Beautiful oblivion. That's the one. He looks exactly the same. And that, who's that? I think they were Irish or Scottish. They had the song about, um, we love the all, the all of you. We, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, the, we, we, we, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, know that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hedges likes them from the exorcist step.

Hedges, Colin, who is that? We went to see it with him. We got there late and I was like, Hedges, they're playing the song. We're missing the song. Anyway. Oh, and soul asylum, they were there too. They were great. They were fucking fantastic, that's all. What did you want to tell me about it for clear?

I'm sorry. So Soul Asylum, they played the hit. And then what else did they play? They played, oh my god, I'm kind of drunk and I can't think of the song. I like the real grzing the grandfather clock. What is that song called? Somebody to shove, yeah. That's the trick song because you're like, oh, this album's gonna fucking rip and then you get it.

I swear to God we've had this conversation before. And it's all sucky. It's all slow jams. Yeah, it is pretty slow. Chelsea Clinton had them attic tonight. What is it you want to say? July 24th, 1999, Saturday. The West Stage of Woodstock 99.

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Guster, isn't it? And I was like, yeah it is. And then Guster must have been searching for themselves or have an alert set up. And they just sent me like a gift of they covered Buster Rhyme's. No, but I feel like that's a thing they would like. They're very, um, Vermont or whatever. Guster. I love Guster. Bruce Hornsby. I don't care for Bruce Hornsby.

This is a weird matchup, right? Followed by Everclear. Daunna, done, da, da. Followed by Los Lobos. What? Followed by Mickey Heart Planet Drum. Oh, one of the drummers from the Grateful Dad? Oh, oh. Followed by the Chemical Brothers. What?

What? What? I love this? What's Doc 99? Yeah. Literally sounds like hell on earth. I don't know, man. That sounds pretty good to me.

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rage you don't have Limpiscuit. I'm convinced. One's good and one's bad. I know. Okay. Followed by Metallica. 99 Metallica. That's a rough fucking ordeal. That's like a lot of dental work. That's just a lot of like, oh, God, what's happening to me? Yeah. Yeah. Oh man. Alablusa 99, fucking nightmare. I went to Lollapalooza 2004, I think. OK. It was OK. Who was the main? Who were the big acts on that one?

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Or Audio Serpent. Jurassic 5 was there. They were pretty good, yeah. But they were early in the day. I mean, I was fine. Okay. Yeah. I think I went exactly 10 years before you to a whole whole. Yeah, it sounds about right. Well, they're on it. We're on a 10 year cycle here. Exactly. Exactly. So no fish bone at yours. They were amazing. Fish bone and arrested development were my two takeaways for that.

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I mean, jacked to whatever you wanted jacket to. I'm not judging you. Yeah. For this, I'm judging you for other things. It's just, why is it in this? This movie just, to this. I didn't watch them. That's where I really got good. It got into some deep-heady subjects. Really? Oh, oh, Katie.

It just turns so X all of a sudden, X-rated. And like, I don't want, I don't need that. But puppet X. But like, still really graphic. Oh yeah, yeah. starts just jumping ahead to that. There's nothing to talk about between now and then. I was just like what legit the fuck is going on right now. I felt so bad for the actress. I hope it was her idea. I cannot imagine that it was. It's got its eyes sewn shut. Or like the flaps over its eyes. I thought that's just how it looked until that scene. I mean who cares. Alex touches this thing it gets slime and then the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th and th fu th fu th fu th fu th fu th fu th fu thu thu thu- thu- thu-fuck the fucks the fucks the fucks the fucks the fucks the fucks the fucks the fucks the fucks the fucks the fucks the fucks the fucks. the fucks the fucks the fucks the fucks the fucks the fucks the fuck the fucks the fuck the fucks how it looked until that scene. I mean, who cares? Alex touches this thing.

It gets slime and then puts it in his mouth? Oh, really? Yeah. Why would he do that? I don't know. And then the party did show up. I like them. I did. I was like, can we just their movie?

Yeah. I feel like they're from the set of murder party. Like they had just rolled over from that murder party party at the end. And I wanted to be in their movie. What's that McCauley-Calkin movie about the? Party Monster? Yeah, I'd rather watch that. Yeah. That's a movie. This is not a movie.

As far as I know. the last note I have before I pretty much cut out was, it's like a shitty baby think it over, which is, do you know what baby think it over is? When I was in high school, we had to get baby think it overs, which is like a doll that cries at random intervals and you have to keep it for a couple days. And then if it cries, you have to put a key in its back to make it stop crying, and you have like there's a computer in it that records how long it takes you to respond to it and you've like pass or fail based on how quickly you respond to this baby's needs baby think it over cool name really cool name and that's basically what this thing is to these people in my day yeah in my day yeah you took up an egg oh we did that first that was to gear you up for the baby thin to th th th th th th th th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I tho tho that tho that that tho tho that tho that that that that that that that that that that that tho thi tho. that to to to to to to to to that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that tho. that that that that tho. that tho. that tho. that tho. that thi th. that thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi theeee. theeee. they they're theeeeee. theeeeeeeeeeeeee. tho. tho. thi baby thinking over. After that experience, I can't believe I had a real-life baby.

Yeah, you thought it over. I guess I did. Oh, you forgot what you thought about. I think I forgot. Did you know that 1999 is the same year that Blair Witch came out? No, I didn't. Man, I'd rather watch that, huh? Don't worry, there's more 1999 facts littered throughout my nose. I'm so happy because 1999 is just such a great time for me. It's the year that Gene Siskel and George C. Scott died.

I was a little sad about them. Yeah, I like both those guys. Good guys. Um, Six Sense came out that you too. Great movie. Fucking good movie. This is a terrible movie, that's a good movie. I have a note that just says Lauren and Stash are talking about some bullshit because I didn't have subtitles on so I couldn't figure out the guy Martin, what his name was. Because it's... It's YouTube.

Okay, that's another problem I had of this movie is I understood less than a third of what they said. I really didn't. And the more you turned it up the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, s were so fucking loud. So fucking loud. It just, it was. And also like, the problem with this movie, amongst many other things, is that it took a 12-minute idea and made it into 97 minutes. Right. For sure. This is a short. If this movie had been a short, it might have been good. Yeah.

You could condense this down to the first sex scene between Alex and Rita? Yes. When they're fucking in the tub? No, maybe. They're like... I might have just looked away. You know how I get. This one is not graphic at all. Okay. Also who would fuck that man? I'm sorry, even in 1999, who would fuck that man? Who would fuck the guy from Clear? Boom, Boon, no. Our Alex Acus? But they're fucking to the tub and there's a rubber ducky in the tub and then a vibrator just goes through the water. Well, I did see that.

I did see that. I remember that. All right. All right. I don't know. I mean, they might be now. They weren't then. The vibro tech was just not up to. Technology has changed a lot since 1989. You cannot deny that. It's true. It's true. You can't deny it. I'm a fucking rider. That's not come on in 1999.

Probably. You don't want to fuck with me. I'm looking it up. So the party kids show up and they decided they have to kill them for some reason. I don't fucking know why they had to kill them. Um, these were just nice people out for a nice party night. And they didn't see anything. No. I don't think. No. And because it's 1999.

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Oh, like Matilda. And then I have a cup full of cake that you have to drink. Yeah. And then there's a cake bed that you have to go sleep. I'm gonna put a cake blanket on the a lot like exhibit pimping your ride. He's like, yo dog, I heard you like blue so I made everything in your car blue and everything's blue and everything's blue and it's playing the blues. You know what I mean? I heard you like TV so I put a TV it's on your TV.

Yeah, exactly. What happened to exhibit? Where is he? I don't know? He was a good MC he was a good, he's, he, he, he, great, he, he, he, great, great, he, great, he, he, great, he, he, he, great, great, great, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to, to, to, to, to, th. th. th. to, to, to, th. to, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the. the. thi. thi. th. too. I saw him in movies that I really enjoyed. He was good at reacting to people fake reacting to what you just fucked up their car with. Yeah. Oh, I'm gonna Google what's exhibit doing now? Why don't I just ask Google?

Hold on a second? You know what's interesting is I said exhibit and it came up XI BIT? Sure. It knew.the same age as you. 24? He's still acting, I guess. I forgot he was in the X-Files movie in 08. He was pretty cool. Oh, ain't nobody saw that? I did.

I'm not in the theater. Fuck off. So they kill all but one of the party kids. So they kill all but one of the party kids. What happened? We tried to file for bankruptcy twice after Pimp My Ride was cancelled. In 2007 here and $497,000. In 2008 it was $67,000.

Oh. I thought you can live on $67,000 if you don't act like a chick, yeah. It stopped putting TVs on TV. And so late 2010 he owed more than 900,000 in delinquent federal taxes. That's a lot of money. So that's what exhibits doing now. Everything just keeps getting sad in this episode. So we've started a crowdfunding to help exhibit pay us.

If you just go on Spotify and listen to exhibit songs on repeat. He'll get like se. Just put th, just put them on repeat and walk away. They did that for Nelly when he also had back taxes. Also, I love Nelly. So whatever. Is that why you keep wearing that bandit on your cheek? Did you know that SpongeBob SquarePants came out in 1999? That shows fucked up.

It's like not for children. It's like threnimpy. And that guy's a real asshole too. Oh, is he? The Ren and Stimpy guy, yeah. I just found out about it. He was like grooming young girls. Yeah. I know. Of course he was.

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Oh my god. The fuck Billy Corgan? You were like the soundtrack to my seventh grade love. You know what I mean? and I had so many feelings about it. It's still a beautiful song and a great music video. What is your fucking problem? Honestly, go to hell. Which, it's funny because the soundtrack to my seventh grade not having any love was appetite for destruction by Guns and Roses. Nice. And Axel Rose is a human being.

He's recently becoming at Trump and like, what the fuck is wrong with you dog. You know what I love about Axel Rose. You look at his Twitter? No. OK. Let me tell you what I love about Axel Rose's Twitter, then. Anytime he says he has to say and, he uses the apostrophe N, he's sticking to the brand of Guns and Roses, and I fucking- He got the fucking tattoo. He's got to it. I am here for it. Speaking his seventh grade loves the seventh grade loves, the guy that I think of when I think about tonight, tonight, I recently googled him and apparently he still lives with his parents but had to stand

off where he was on the roof with a gun and the cops had to come and get him down. I was like, why did I Google this? Put your headphones back on, come back. I'm a beer and a quarter in, and I don't care about anything anymore. So let's do this. You want me to edit that up? Mm-mm. No.

Do you know that in 1999 was the year that Napster debuted? I didn't. That's great. It was really great for a long time. You could get a song in two days. Do you know that the word debued is really hard to say when you look at it? Because it looks like debutted. I mean, it doesn't seem like there should be two T's.

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because you're sure. Band members just keep dropping out and going back and dropping, you know. But like, the dude has like, that is the soundtrack to my life from like 19-19 to, oh, I don't know, 2018? Yeah, 2018. Yeah, 2018. I kept waiting for the dialogue to like settle in and then just have like the tipping conversation from reservoir dogs or... Or do the relevant conversation

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It's poopy. It's the sound just like, oh, I think you described it as someone running an air conditioner just off screen. It's hot California. Can I tell you some notes that I have? Oh, please. I wish it were easier to fast forward on YouTube. Did you watch this movie in Fast Time? I try, but it was too fast for me. Methotrexate.

Ask your doctor if it's right for you. For your mild to moderate gout. I don't, they just kept talking about this drug. Like, methotrexate, methotrex, meth, meth, like, meth, like, meth, meth, meth, like, meth, meth, meth, like, methotrexate, methotrexate, like what, you... Mile to moderate gout. Yeah, isn't that what he had? That's funny. I mean, this movie tried to run the gamut from like, this is incredibly silly. I mean, it's clearly a dick.

It clearly has another dick. Yeah. Two like- Do you think exhibit came in and put a dick on their dick? I heard you like dick, so I put a dick on your dick. Oh my god, exhibit, no. Or, sign me up for Reddit. Yeah, oh god, if you have not ever read it, go look at the Reddit guy with two

dicks thi It's amazing. He has two fucking dicks. He's an AMA, it's great. Wait, what was I saying? Oh, and from that to like, this guy has brain cancer and this guy's kids don't love him. And this guy has all these eating, has an eating disorder. Like it's really deep and sad stuff and they were like we can just put, put, put, put, get the broom, get the dust pan and we'll smush it all together. Yeah. You can't do that. Yeah. Help. Send help. Okay so tell me what happened after I, after the last note I have says I just can't take it. Did you see Martin hitting

Alex in the face for like 15 minutes? No. That happens and then Alex gets shot in the chest. I bet it doesn't kill him because bullets are rarely fatal. Oh it. Except when they are. This is after Lauren calls him a walking-talking Holocaust and then she shoots him in the chest, Lauren does, and then it takes him, I don't know, two hours to die. Why did she shoot him? Why does she call him that? You know what?? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I, I? I, I, I? I, I, I? I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. then it takes him, I don't know, two hours to die. Why did she shoot him? Why does she call him that? Ah, you know what, forget it. Is it because he killed the fat guy? No, I don't even want to call him the fat guy, but that's his name.

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They kept throwing it back and forth to each other. Why do they have the money? Because they took the 300 grand that they were going to pay Dr. Odie at the beginning. And then they killed him and coming to get the case. Yeah, bringing them more money. That was going to they were going to recoup their 300 grand plus. No, I don't believe those people came up with $300,000. Agreed. In cash. In cash. Some of the, I work in wealth management. Yeah. It'd be very hard to get $300,000 in cash. And carried around a Manila envelope. You know how much just $300,000 would weigh? It would be incredibly heavy. So right?

I don't know if it was in a thousand dollar bills. They got $1,000. They got $1,000 bills. Who's on the Tupac, I think? They all say, Thug Life. Because you're never going to see him. The hate you give, man. Do you read that? Yeah.

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