Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 209- Love Actually (2003)

Episode Date: December 31, 2018

You know, we consider ourselves professionals here in the horror game. We take our job seriously and that means sometimes looking into the belly of the beast: the most grotesque of the grotesque, things that will keep you awake at night. With that in mind, we're kicking off Season 5 with what may be the ultimate horror film. It's 2003's "Love Actually."  We've never done another rom-com, so instead just go listen to the episode we did on the rom-dram (?) "Days of Thunder." It's Episode 76, labeled "???? (1989)." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Happy holidays, pals. As always, we love you.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.   

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Green from Can't Hardly Wait. I just realize that. He's fucking British Kenny Fisher. I think that's the fucking worst. He's the only one I cared about. I'm being honest with you. Thank you. I appreciate your honesty. So this movie is, what is it, eight different stories being told? Nine. Nine stories.

Nine, and they dropped a tenth. Oh my God. Yeah, it was the children's headmistress and her dying lesbian lover. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Why are there so many? Like, they would, people would disappear for a while, and then when their storyline would come back up, I'd be like, you're still fucking here? What are you still fucking doing here? Go home! Go home! Hey, Jim from the office, get the fuck out of here!

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I think it was just a regular ass movie. I disagree. Carry on. This movie should have been called Why am I watching this? Yeah. Every British person you've ever seen. Some of them who I absolutely love. Emma Thompson, a huge fan.

Yeah. Yeah, I love like sense instensibility and a lot of like, I like them period dramas. Are those Romcoms? No, I mean, a little bit, but they're usually just Rom Sad. Yeah. You like that Colin Firth. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah.

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It was so fucking like, like, just trying to squeeze the connections and like, oh, you're my ma'am. What's going on? Yeah, right. Like, I'm Professor Snape, go fuck yourself. You love Professor Snape, though, don't you? I do love Alan Rickman. He's in your favorite movie, Die Heart. I don't know that. I can say Harry Potter. Oh, is he in Harry Potter? No. No. I just call him Professor Snape.

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Or out of it. Yeah. And then Laura Linny, who I also love. Yeah, Congo, man. We didn't really do Congo. Why have we done Congo? I don't know. A friend of the podcast is very interested in being the guest for a Congo.

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He's like George W. Bush and Bill Clinton smashed in one person. He's like the dumbness of George W. Bush and the letcherousness of Bill Clinton. The best parts of both, for sure. Um, oh God. And it, all right, here, I'm just going to put this out there, no one is voting for Hugh Grant for president or for prime minister. Because of the prostituting? Just in general, like you look at him again, that's not my prime minister, come on.

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Leanne. Yeah. Uh, Liam Nieson, where you come down on the Niesons? Wait, I just want to tell you that I have one note about Hugh Grant and it says, Hugh Grant is such a git, which I'm really proud of. I liked that. I felt proud. It's on point too. Liam Nisham is probably fine. And this movie he's romancing a child. And then later Claudia Schiffer. Who I thought could act?

Cannot act. Please tell me why you thought Claudia Schiffer could act. I thought she'd been in other movies. No. Clearly. I was like, do you know you're saying lines, right? Do they not give them to you in advance? I think there was multiple takes where the camera came on, she just went, uh-huh. And they were like, no, Claudia, no.

Because I think she's just like looking down the barrel of the camera the whole time. It's very close to her. Why is it? Uh, whatever. Uh, so. So, I don't even know how to get into this monster. This is the longest movie we've ever done, right? I will say like for having nine story lines going at the same time, it moves. Because it has to. But some of them are resolved, some of them are resolved in like two sessions.

Sure, yeah, the Martin Friedman one is just like, it's just a bunch of dumb, like simulated bloat objects. Why are they are at the children's play at the end. Why? I don't know. I don't know anyone there? Why is Chuate Egey of four and Kira Knightley there? Are they there? Yeah, they're there. Is she wearing a crop top? Of course she is. Probably.

It doesn't make any sense. No. No. None of it does. Liam Nisen's sister and friends with the Prime Minister and Missy would be like, God, no, it's the other way around. I was like, I can't tell them on and put it apart. She's also terrible to Liam Nieson. That's all.

Yeah, but she is getting the shittiest end of the shit stick in this movie. Yeah. Okay, Alan Rickman being presupposes that what women... Take a drink. What women want is for their boss to hit on them. Nobody wants that. That's not what love is.

That assistant is such the male fantasy post inundation with porn. Mm-hmm. Of like, oh, she's interested in me. I can tell because she's sitting in a chair and just slowly spreading her legs apart. I mean, that is the character. That's it? Literally, she, her haircut is the best thing about this movie. I would say. Yeah, it's not Emma Thompson crying, because that just breaks your goddamn heart. Yeah, that was, she was rough. That's like the one part of the movie, that in the Laura Linnie story line are the two parts of this movie that are like heartbreaking. But Emma Thompson one is only because I know that while she was crying in that movie, she was thinking about Kenneth Brano cheating on her with Helena Bottom Carter. Oh, I didn't know that.

Ew, Kenneth Brano, and Helena. He left her for Helena, Helena? Hellenna? Fellana? Fuck it. That's gross. And Wallander, what are you doing? So she was, yeah.

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Right. It's just like rehashing his hit. It's basically the Princess Diana Elton John's song, I was like, I really liked her. I'm just gonna rework this old song that you all liked. I didn't know Candle in the Wind was another song. It was, yeah, yeah, it was about Marilyn Monroe. And he just worked it about to be his, about his friend. Putting friend of quotes. They may have been friends, but come on, don't you got time to write another song? Yeah, she did die for your sins. Nope, Easter, not Christmas, not Christmas. So Bill Nott, he writes this like shitty song and like puts it out and then starts doing

interviews where he's just like, I'm a middle-aged white dude, I can do anything I want. Like, this song's shit, make it go to number one so I'm the best. Yeah. Spill alert they do. Yeah, he wins and gets naked on TV. And his love interest is his manager. Yeah, who he keeps fat shaming through the entire movie. Even when telling him he loves him. All right. This movie also takes all the like heteronormative angles too.

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He was in charge of spells, not potions. He was in charge of potions, and I fucking know that because I like Harry Potter. Hey, then he kills Dumbledore. Spoilers for Harry Batter. When I saw Tom Atkins speak before the fog, he told a story of where he had a sweatshirt made up for a role that he was going to be in that a story of where he had a sweatshirt made up for a role that he was going to be in that they couldn't use the sweatshirt because it said on page whatever, Dumbledore dies.

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Yeah. I guess he's a dream sequence? Because he found like January Jones. And then he comes home with Shannon Elizabeth from 13 ghosts. Oh, fuck, she wasn't 13. She remember she couldn't even cry, she couldn't even brush her hair convincingly. She was just looking in the mirror grinning. Well, this woman in like a nude suit is standing behind her and fucking killing it.

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Colin Firth's wife cheated on him, so he had to go and... Find a teenager who doesn't speak English and make her work for you and then marry her. I thi that's the bullshit that I'm like, I'm like, that's, that.......... that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, the, the, the, the, find a teenager who doesn't speak English and make her work for you and then marry her. I think that's that's the bullshit that I'm like that's not what love is that's not how love works. No, actually. Actually. Actually, actually, so fucking smug in this title too, you know?

It's just the internet has ruined the word actually for us. After that scene where she picks up his coffee cup and the pages of his book go into the lake or whatever, he dresses in like a clean shirt and she's just naked under a blanket that is extremely inappropriate, she works for you. Yeah, she works for him. In the lore of this movie, therefore, she is... Ugh, yeah. Let's talk about the saddest one, which is the Laura Linney one. Is that the saddest one? For me, I think so.

So Laura Linney is real into the CFO guy. He's so fucking buffed though. Oh my god, yeah. And he's Spanish, too, so he's got a sweet accent here. And he kind of like puts the moves on her. Spanish Carl. Spanish Carl. As he's known around the office. He's like, please don't call me that.

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were there with both of them, then their parents died. She said, now that we're over here, we don't have any family. Unless she came over there and brought him with her her she couldn't leave him in America. I don't know but it doesn't seem right that you would uproot him, whatever. So she has to forfeit her any relationship with Carl to keep her brother happy. Yeah, in some way shape or form. That sucks. It's a huge bummer. Yeah, why is this in this movie? It's supposed to be rom. Yeah that ends sadly and so does, um, Professor's Nape ape ape ape ape ape ape ape ape na Nape na Nap Nap Nap Nap Nap Nap Nap Nap Nap Nap Nap Nap th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th, th, it's th, it's thi, it doesn't thi, but it doesn't tho, but it doesn't th, but it doesn't th, but it doesn't that doesn't that doesn't that doesn't that doesn't that doesn't that doesn't that's that's that's that's that's that's th, but it doesn't th, it doesn't th, it doesn't th, it doesn't th, it's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi this movie? It's supposed to be Romcom. This does not come. Yeah, that ends sadly, and so does, um, Arrester Snape and Emma Thompson. It ends super sadly.

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It was, yeah, I didn't understand why that song was selected for him. Was that, it's like, jump up? Yeah, for my love. Yeah, why would... They're like, he did a great job standing up to America. This songs for him. Jump for my love, it? th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th, th, th, to th, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, to, to, to, to, cue, cue, cue, cue, cue, cue, cue, cue, cue, cue, cue, cue, cue, cue, cue, cue, cue, cue, cue, cue, cue, cue, cue, cue, cue, cue, cue, to, to, to, to, to a great job standing up to America. This song's for him. Jump for my love? He's a terrible dancer. Is that the joke? I think. Does he know he's a terrible dancer? I think so.

Is it like a Tom Cruise risky business? Yeah, yeah. A little bit, but it's also like the non-sexy version of that. He's not sliding around in his tidy whiteies. Right. He's just being embarrassing. Tom Cruisey? Or just like, Tom Cruisey. I don't know, that's what I'm asking.

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You're born a giant. So yeah, the Hugh, why can I think of this guy's last name? Hugh Grant? He grant. Such a get. Say it again. It was funny. The first thing.

That was so stupid. Why were they in this movie? I don't know. And how are they, well, let's see how they're connected. Hold on, where are they on this chart? What is his name? Martin Freeman's name is John. Okay.

So good luck finding that one. They have a professional relationship with Tony, who's the director of the nude scenes, who's the guy. Oh, he's Colin's friend, who's telling him there's no point in going to America. It's not going to work for you. I didn't realize they were the same person because they're just bit parts. He's just a bit part in both. Yeah, it's literally their only connection. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's their th. That's their their th. That's just their th. It's just their th. It's just their their their just, their just, th. It's just, their just, their just, th. It's just, their just, their just, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their th. their their th. their their their th. their th. their their their their th. their connection. This movie is really unkind to America. Which is fine with me. Yeah, we know, I know. But it's like, America is just filled with dumb women who want to fuck British dudes and dumb presidents who want to try to fuck British ladies. It's true, though.

Stereotypes about Americans are often true. You know, we're gross. We're gross and we're like enamored of the British. It's true. I mean, if I could spend all of my time watching British crime dramas, I would. And yeah, that includes like Scottish and Welsh. Sure. Shetland. You watch Shetland. I've done on like half a season of Shetland. I love Shetland. I love Shetland. You need to go back into it. The-the-T the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the, the. the. the. thi. the. the. th. th. th done like half a season of Shetland. I love Shetland. Shetland. You need to go back into it.

The last season gets very, uh, the last one that's on Netflix is good and you get into it. Yeah, I think like I was watching Shetland and then. Yeah, I think like I was like, oh I gotta go, I gotta go to Hinterland right now. Oh I don't think I finished Hinterland. Oh man, that is just wallowing and fucking pity. It's so good. Shit, then. Granchester was my last big one that I got into. I haven't seen that. It's about the priest and the cop we solve crimes together. Oh boy. It's good? It's very very very very very very very very very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very th. It's very th. It's very th. It's very tho tho tho tho tho tho th. It's tho tho thoing. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's that. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's just just th. It's just just th. It's just just th. It's just th. th. th the the the tho tho the tho tho the tho tho tho the the tho tho tho tho the stuff. See, I think Netflix is pushing that on us because I just watched a Finnish show too,

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sad enough is how I feel about it. I think I need the artificial sad to like deal with the regular sense. Right, to not feel like everything is just terrible to you, it's actually terrible to everybody. It's true. Border Town. Border Town. Border town. It's about a town on the border of Finland and Russia. But every time I would start watching it I keep on pushing my love into a border town. Border town. That is to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to not. to not. to not. to to not. to not. to not. to not. to not. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to not. Everything to not. Everything to not. Everything to not. Everything th. Everything th. Everything that everything that everything. Everything that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is not. I that is not. I that is not. I that is not that is not that is not that is not that is not that is that is not that is not th. I thi that is not thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th love into a border town border town that has got to be dark yeah it wasn't great yeah because there's is it borderland too which is that's a like another Swedish one or like is it like Swedish and Danish or something like oh boy yeah yeah I'll tell you what I'm watching right now go um it's called dark it's like a German stranger things and like sixell you what I'm watching right now. Go. It's called Dark.

It's like a German stranger things. And I like six episodes in and I am into it. Good. There's some like time travel shit. There's mysterious deaths. There's like, you know, weird interactions between people from different time. It's very good. I like it. I'll have to check. I to check. I to check. I to check.

I'll have to check that out. It sounds much better than love actually. Dark. It's on Netflix. Dark. Dark. Dark. Dark. Okay.

Donnie Darko. It is much better than love actually. Most things are. Yeah. I mean, like a good to the dentist. I love it now. It just went recently. God, I love when they scrape your teeth. Oh, no, no, no, come on. I love it so much. I want to scrape people's teeth for a living. I'm like in the wrong line of work.

I know we've talked about this before. Every day I know it wears to the dentist. I feel like it's a test that I'm constantly failing. Why? Do they tell you? You need to go to different dentist. No, I'm always get like since I started going every six months, which I highly recommend everyone do. You should go every six months. They just script your teeth.

I'm so glad that after not go to the dentist. I have all of my original teeth and I'm very excited about that. And I could do, like, that is not a common thing in my family. So I'm very excited about that. But I just feel like I'm going in there and I'm like, oh, they're gonna tell me. I'm flusting wrong. They're gonna even, Alan, is throwing your flossers on the ground. Stop doing that. I'm so flossy. You so flossing.

Nah, they should never tell you that, because then you won't go back and that's bad for their business. Well, exactly, and they never would. They're like, they're doing. they. Oh, broke ass brains. As I've told you before, before I send every email that I send, I go, this is going to add badly. You know what? And I feel bad about that because sometimes it takes me like a day or two to get back to

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Wait, the guy who can get his ass kicked on that one M&M song? It's Moby. And also who's the top, Ed Begley Jr. I think, There's a point where Iliana Douglas looks at Ed Begley Tuner and just goes, can you believe more in fucking Pittsburgh? Really like. Anyway. So, yeah, Kier Knightley is looking for video footage

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Yeah, but they were just like, oh yeah, the chubby one with the big fat thighs, big fat chubby one? I was like, why don't color the woman with the glossy eyebrows for it being 2003. Her hair is so glossy. Yeah, she looks fantastic. Yeah. Whatever. Man. Yeah, this fucking movie.

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like, she's fucking Mariah Carey, you know? I felt that distressing. It was real weird. Pointing at people in the ground? Yeah. I like that. She's a small child. She points at the drummer kid,

Liam Neeson's step kid. And he's like, yeah, you do. And then she points at other people in the ground and he gets angry. And I was like, is this kid gonna fight the fucking ground? Get away from my woman. Get away from my woman. Would that he did. Starts chucking drumsticks. Dropsticks were as big as he is.

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I agree, faulty towers is fantastic. So funny. I wish he'd been in this movie. We really do know a lot of British stuff. Oh my god, it's all I care about. I haven't seen the wire. Ask me how many episodes of Faulty Towers I've seen. How many of us towards? All of them. Okay, okay. How about Mash? I've never seen mash. Is that British? No. Okay. It's American. Yeah, that makes sense. I don't know. But see like, someone recently told me that my talking about Seinfeld is like our parents talking about MASH. Like, sure. Shut the fuck up about this thing I don't know. Or like people talk about the Simpsons. Oh, yeah. Oh, boy. There's so much Simpsons and I know very little. Like, I feel like Simpsons is like geological time and I know like the dinosaurs. thaa dinosaurs like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, s. S. Si. Si. Si. Si. Si. Si. Si. Si. Si. Si. Si. Si. Si. Si. Si. Si. Si. S. S. S. Right, right. I remember, I watched the first seasons when I was like, legitimately a little girl,

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It happens. We see it from the outside? I don't understand that at all. I don't understand that at all. I guess I would watch that movie because it would just be a shitty porn. Don't you think? Or American Pie? That's what I assume American Pie is. Having never seen one of those. We'll be doing it next week.

Is that a ROM comp? Oh, I don't know. I think that's just a calm. That makes sense. Please don't tell them we're doing American Pie. We're not doing American Pie. No. Not do this. I forgot.

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Oh, I can't look! I didn't tell you because the first thing you always do is look on Netflix. I know. I didn't even look I rented it 299 SD. It mean like 250 million. A week. I'm so fucking pissed. Oh man, 250 million and $299 now. The film was released in the United States on 14th November, 2003, receiving mixed reviews. It opened in the United Kingdom one week later to positive reviews. Oh sure, yeah.

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I just hated it. It's like, um, tell, let's go to the airport and I watch. He was talking about 9-11, wasn't he? Yeah, I said, wait a minute, 9-11 dickhead when I was... Oh, God. Yeah, this is a zero from both of us, except I spent $2. I return it? Yes. No.

What did you got for me? I was going to take you with a little mail bag. A little mailback? To a where? Okay, don't do it? Mailbag! Thank you. From Friend of the podcast, DVT. DTs. DTs. Davy T. DTs.

That's not what DTs means. He said some nice stuff about us and I thanked him for it and he said, you're welcome. But really, you deserve all the kudos. No. I recognize that there's a lot of work involved in putting an hour-long show out every Monday. I don't think you've ever missed a week, and even when Katie was away, that takes commitment. Oh, we did, though. We did. He's wrong, but he's wrong, but let's want to be wrong. Listen to the show is like hanging out and shooting the shit with friends who consistently

make you laugh. I enjoyed a great deal. I would miss it, if how you want to even know. I'm very defensive. What did you say to me? What did you say? What did you say? What did you fucking say? That dude's in Florida, right? Let's go down there? Let's go down there and show them what's up. It's also very cold here. I don direct flight to and then leaving. I haven't been in Florida since, oh let's see, it's been a while since I've been in Florida.

I went to Clearwater last spring, had a nice time. Probably go back this year. All right, it's nice. A lot of rich people there. Yeah, fell out of place. Come on, rubbing elbows with the non-hoi poloie, whatever you call rich people. The joy polo. We gotta go. We gotta wrap this up. Happy, happy 2018 guys. It's New Year's Eve. Yeah. So we did this movie for you to ruin your day.

We did a ridiculous movie. What are we doing next week though? No, I don't fucking know. You want to do a new movie? Oh yeah! We already decided we we decided to head like real pros. And I forgot, because I'm a real pro. We're doing from Dusk till Dawn. That'll be fun. That should be fun. I've never seen it, but I know I will like it. I know I will like it. I know I will like it.

I know that. I think I will like it, I Selma Hiaic. I'm looking beautiful. She would look beautiful after falling into a vat of acid. It's just impossible to make her look ugly. Yeah, and George Clooney. I'm going to rave about George Clooney for a while. I think that will certainly be our first Clooney. Yeah, I think so. I mean, I don't think he on? E-R? Yeah. Baby, baby George Clooney. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Well. And that's on Netflix. So don't rent it. It's on Netflix. Thank you for reminding me and telling me, fuck. I am so, I hate myself.

I like literally hate myself. I can afford $3 on a dumb movie. to be wrong. My New Year's resolution is to not spend more money on dumb movies than I have to. Okay. Yeah. I was thinking about shutter to getting shutter so I stop doing that. What's shutter? It's the it's the horror movie thing that you can get through Amazon and it's like they've got a ton of movies that we watch. Yeah. So come back from Dust Still Dawn. Thanks for listening to this episode and sitting through love actually with us. I mean, even if you didn't, God bless you. And have us safe and happy New Year's. A lot of dangers, this day.

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