Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 210- From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

Episode Date: January 7, 2019

In this week's episode, we're talking about the 1996 action/horror vampire film "From Dusk till Dawn." Special topics for your consideration include: local vanity license plates, supernatural beings: ranked, CLOONEY, the many professional abilities of Tom Savini, Google Maps ruining film plots and Cheech vs. Chong.  This week, you may want to listen to our other episodes starring actors who appeared on the network television hit "E.R.": Episode 69- "Thir13een Ghosts" (Juliana Margulies) and Episode 118- "House of Wax" (Jared Padalecki). Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Also, check out a cool fellow Pittsburgh podcast: THRIFTY. You can hear it at https://thriftypodcast.podomatic.com/ or wherever you like to listen to podcasts.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Saumahike's feet. I was like, oh, maybe I have a foot finish too. Yeah, that's, Selma Hayek is stunningly gorgeous in this movie. Do you think, spoiler alert, when they killed off her character, everybody in the movie went, oh, real word? Yeah. Because there's only been here for like 10 minutes. You know why didn't their. their. their been the big bad that just had to hang out in the background and be like, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool. I assumed she was going to. Yeah. What is her name? Oh, Santanico Pandemonium?

That's so good. So we also meet Harvey Kytel, who I forgot existed. He's great. Is he? Yeah. Okay. Classically a great actor. And Juliet Lewis, his daughter, and some Asian kid I've never seen before and never saw again. No, I do not think that Ernest Lou had a long career. He's not a great actor. No. I know we're talking about a teen tea shirt. Which I appreciate it. I'm sure you did. But he's not very good. He has very few lines in it, there's a reason. The Harvey Keitel is Jacob Fuller, who is a pastor whose wife has died and he's taking his

kids in an RV to somewhere? Mexico? Was he going to Mexico? I think so, or at least like the Southwest, like, and he's lost his faith because of it. Yeah, he's given up his pastoring. And Juliet Lewis is being Juliet Lewis as she does in everything that she's in. She's that same affect no matter what character she's playing. Do you notice that? Oh yeah, for sure.

Yeah, she is, this is the exact same character from Cape Fear. And also like, somehow what's eating Gilbert Grape and Nashville's Christmas Vacation? Like, how are you all of those? Oh, fuck, I forgot she was in that movie. Yeah. Yeah, I've even seen that movie like 20 years. I didn't get back on that horse. I guess. And the scroll comes out of the tree, though, it's funny. That is funny.

The blessing. The blessing. But I feel like she's like perfect for this role that she's doing because like she's morally ambiguous this movie. I mean, she's a teenager I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so take us through it. You do that. Oh, there's a gunfight in the liquor store. And uh, Tarantino gets a whole shot into his hand, which at one point he looks through his hand at his brother, which I really like that scene. I love a looking the the the gun the gun the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho tho thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho thi. thi. theo theo. theo. theo. theo. theo. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. the. at his brother, which I really like that scene. I love a looking through your own body. Oh yeah, yeah. And so they go and they pretty much, Tarantino rapes and murders the woman from the bank that they've hostage. He's so creepy and so upsetting in this movie.

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I do want Scott's Precinct 13th shirt because it doesn't say assault on, it's just just Precinct 13. Just celebrating that precinct. Just a good precinct. So then they have an RV and the two brothers. The gecko brothers, like Seth and Ritchie Gecko. Which neither George Clooney nor Quentin Tarantino or a Seth or Ritchie, which is great. And none of them are a gecko.

No. All I can think of is Gordon Gecko. Isn't that a, uh a Michael Douglas' character from Wall Street? I have no idea. Yeah, sorry, never mind. Someone out there knows and they're either nodding or shaking their head. So they have to take them to, uh, take Seth and Ritchie to this bar over the border. Right, where they're going to meet up with a guy

who will take them to a fugitive sanctuary called L. Ray. Where they have to give 30% of their winnings. Yeah. OK. OK. Yeah. Everything Robert Rodriguez involves the phrase, the like both their movies like Tarantino and Rodriguez movies have had references to it. So they, uh, there's a great scene where they're like going across the border.

So they, uh, there's a great scene where they're like going across the border and they need to stick Richie and Juliet Lewis in a bathroom and George Clooney's like, well, my brother is a fucking rapist so I can't do that so I have to be in there with them and then he knocks them out. And this is when we first see Cheech Marron. Well, we see a number of times. Yes. It's a three Pete. I thea. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the. the. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's a the. It's a the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. I mean, I love Cheech as much as anybody else. You prefer Cheech or Chong. Oh, Cheech every day.

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You're just like, yeah, we're doing this, we're doing this together, going to get out of this, and you're going to let us go, we're going to be fine. I mean, he has no reason to defend them to d bar. He also has his children with him, and this is like clearly a very dangerous bar. He could have let Danny Treho and those dudes kill the other two and just walked out of the bar. I'm leaving. Yeah. I don't know if he just decided he would, because the thing was teenage daughter starts slamming shots. But never like really gets drunk.

At that age, I would have died. If he was non-alcoholic tequila. Maybe. She didn't seem to think so. So they're waiting for Carlos through all of this to show up and take them to the Elray. So they kill off all the vampires. the vampires vampires vampires vampires vampires vampires vampires vampires vampires vampires vampires vampires vampires vampires the vampires the vampires they they they they they they they they they to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the promise to to to to to to to to to to to to to the promise to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the promise. I the promise. I the promise. I the promise. I the promise. I the the the the the the the the the the the the. I promise. I promise. I promise. I promise. I the the the the the the the the. I promise. I promise. I tooe. I to to to to to to to to to the L-Rae. So they kill off all the vampires. They, uh... Not exactly. What do you mean? I mean, there's a bunch of vampires and they kill Scott and they kill Harvey Kytel. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it gets down to it's just Clooney and Juliet Lewis. Right. And they start shooting holes in the

ceiling in the walls and sunlight comes in and shoo shoo. That's what it sounds like when they get burned up. What is it again? It did so like lasers. Yeah. And then Carlos bust in and let all the sunlight in? Mm-hmm. That blows up the building, mostly, a little bit blows it up. A big fireball for not a ton of damage. It's true. Yeah. I guess it passed it saving throw. I couldn't believe that up until this point,

no one had ever blown this place up. It was so goddamn flammable. Oh my god, yeah, everything in there was just begging to be caught fire. There's so many bikers involved in this. Someone they were th th is th is th is th is th is th. th. th is th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I's thi. I's thi. I's thi. they stole from, like what were they doing with all of them? Seemingly nothing. They found a back room full of cargo that they had stolen from truckers that had been vampire killed and it was just like super sokers like there was some like I don't know Christmas ornaments there's just a weird shit a jackhammer a jackhammer that jackhammer

Stake weapon. Yeah was so impractical It was so stupid. Those things are fucking heavy. Yeah, I mean to be fair in Planet Terror Robert Rodriguez does attach a gun to Rose McGowan's amputated leg, so he's not real good at practical. But he's real good at cool. Yeah, which is like if you're gonna be good at one or the other, I mean I chose practical myself. Okay, not cool. No, no, no, my God not at all. You wouldn't get a machine gun lick? You're telling me right now, January 2nd 2019. The year of our lord. You're not going to get a machine gun leg. Yeah, just a. Yeah, I'm probably going to get just a sweet Nike on it. Yeah, just a regular leg. It's a regular ass leg. Yeah, just like a leg that mimics what my leg does now. What if that leg could just pop out a little gun?

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I guess. But or shoot them with a bullet with a cross car into it. With your steak hammer. I really hope the rat thing was like just the makeup department. Can we make them better rat man? And t Tom's, he's like, do it, do it. Yeah, sex machine. So Clooney and Lewis go outside with Carlos, who is our third. Cheech, yeah.

And they go there's several ways into the world. Yeah, she asks if she can go with him. He's like, no, that's not for you. It's a fairly bad idea. She just gets in the RV and drives away. Where's she gonna go? I don't know. She can't go back to America.

And she's a teenager. No, which is crazy because he just had a gutter whole family killed and stranded her in Mexico. So guy? And you're supposed to like him at this point. And then he does that and I'm kind of like, I don't know. I didn't want him to take her with him. No, that would be way worse. I guess I wanted him to give her more money or provider like some directions. Yeah, is there like an L-ray for kids?

A little L-Rae orphanage. So then, the two of them are driving up their separate directions. The camera pans out and we see that the titty twister is the very tippy top, the nipple if you will, of some sort of Aztec pyramid. Temple, some kind. It just has a ton of Mac trucks linked down the side of it. You know, that's something I would normally hate, but this movie charmed me so much that I really liked it. But it did bum me out to think that like something like that could never exist when Google Maps exists.

Because you'd see it from a satellite, you know? You'd see that and be like, well, what the hell's behind that bar? And then people would go check it out, and then, you know, they'd never come back, and they'd post one on the internet and the bloggers. Well, what if the tiny twister got in touch with? Google Max was like, you like me to? No. I'm not a big alien guy. Nah. Why should you be? You're stupid. Just kidding, I feel like aliens, it's fine. I just live with an alien person and it's hard. It's hard sometimes to live with a person who just really wants to tell you about this thing they saw on YouTube. Who has the time? Who Oh my god, a lot of people. I know, I know.

I have friends that watch hours of Bigfoot documentaries on YouTube. Bigfoot pisses me off more than anything though. Why? Aliens? I truly believe there's life out there. Sure. It's incredibly arrogant to think that we're the only ones. Bigfoot? I feel like we would have seen them. We would have, we. We would have, their. We. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. A. A. A. A. A th. A th. A thoe. A thoe. A thoea. A thoe. A thoe. A th. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. t. t.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. A. Bigfoot, I feel like we would have found them. Yeah. I feel like we would have seen them. We would have found shits. We would have found dead bodies. We would have found pelts. We would have found something. We know that dodo's existed

and you're going to tell me that Bigfoot's out there now, right now, in the wilds of this? There has to be more than one. They have to be fucking. It's true. So like... Bigfoot's gotta be fucking. If you believe in Bigfoot, get in touc with Rob and tell him you guys can talk about it, because I'm not into it. Go to Bigfoot Rob at Gmail. Robbock. Yeah, Robbie, bigfoot, footy. Because Rob, big foot was taken at Gmail.com. Ron Bigfoot, just 420. 69.

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Sure. definitely. There's limitless possibilities in these universe. Do I believe they come here and probe people? No, I do not. No, I do not. I don't even believe they've been to Earth. I don't believe any of that's... Yeah, no, I do not. I do not believe the humans.

I'm scared of ghosts and I don't believe in them, but... I mean... What do you believe in... Let's do an order of whether you have... How much you believe it's true. Ghosts, the the Loch Ness monster. Oh, Nessie. Who you believe in the most? to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. you, thi? thi? thi? thi? you, thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? tho thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, let's thi, let's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Let let's the, let's the. Let's to to thea, let's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the. Let's thooo think. The Loch Ness Monster.

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It's a depth. Oh my, I was like oh man Katie should never watch this and this stuff is fucking terrifying. I mean there are there are legit dinosaurs in the ocean yeah okay so number one Lochness monster I guess ghost number two ghost over Jesus huh oh yeah yeah yeah he's pretty low on the list he was probably a real guy though he probably was well you don, you don't believe in him, so it doesn't matter. I don't believe in federal income tax either, though. I have done your taxes. You know I have.

All right. Do you want to read this movie? Yeah. I god damn love this. This was a delight. It was so fun to watch. It was so entertaining. The acting is good. The effects are good. Tom Savini is good. It's so fun. Yeah. We've been a nine. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nine. A little bit unexpected, but I'm very happy. You thought I wouldn't like it? I didn't know because it gets like weirdly action-y.

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It's so TV show. It was a TV show and it's sequels too. There's a couple dusk till dawns. Probably nobody's in them. I don't think so. I know the Savini was on the TV show or may still be. I'm not sure if it's still extant or not. Yeah. Because all the- Someone's got to pay you can see if vanity plates are taken.

So you can just go in there and put things in and see if anyone has them. I wonder if my great one from when I was like 13 years old that I thought I could get past the man was available. What's that? PHA-D-A-D-Q. I'll look it up. Okay. Personalized registration plate availability tool. Plate configuration requested is available. But I know they can turn it down. I know they can say guy now. So. I could finally get fuck you. No, you don't do explain the joke.

It's fuck you. At 13? I thought it was very funny. Yeah. Yeah, my brother used to make the all the high scores on his video games F-A-Q. Which is like not his initials. No. As you might have guessed. He just had some frequently asked questions. Yeah, he just had so many questions. Check out this ad from our friends at Thrifty Podcast. Hey new friends. I'm Tottie Tondera, host of Thrifty Podcast. I scour secondhand stores searching for interesting artifacts, useful unusuals, trendy trinkets,

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