Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 218- Cujo (1983)

Episode Date: March 4, 2019

In this week's episode, we're back to the Stephen King well with the 1983 film "Cujo." Special topics for your consideration include: a lot of "where do I know that actor from?", the very concept of being a local stud, baby name judgments, hot dads, all the grossness that the internet has to offer and a PSA about rabies. We've done a ton of Stephen King movies, so please enjoy our episodes about Katie's favorites: Episode 21- "Creepshow," Episode 66- "Thinner," Episode 97- "IT" (the miniseries) and Episode 206- "Carrie." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Also, check out another excellent film-based podcast, Cinematically Correct, in which a cute couple talks about movies and argues about weird knowledge they have have about the most random subjects. You can check them out at cinematicallycorrect.libsyn.com or wherever you like to listen to podcasts.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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hugging I think that gets me. It's so silly. What are we talking about? Stephen Gang? Kojo. Kojo. Kogo, Kogos. I know, Kogos. This is like our seventh Stephen Kang movie, I think. Yeah. This is our first yondabant, though. Tell me more. He is the cinematographer on this film.

Also, the director of speed. Which you loved? Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, what would you give speed? If they cut off the first and last half hour, I would give it a nine. With it, it's about a seven. That's loved. That's liked. It's good enough? I agree, I agree. Yeah, Kujo. Kang, Kang at his most Stephen Kangian.

There was a point in this movie where I was like, oh, this is really pretty. I wonder where this is supposed to be. And then it's like, Maine. Of course, it's fucking Maine. Why did I even ask? 100% the hills of Southern California? Oh, yeah. But it's Maine, Maine, Maine, Maine, Maine, Maine, Maine, Maine, Maine, Maine, the main, the main, thiii. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It is thi. It's is t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t together. t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t look like that at all. I have seen the coasts of Maine and they are not that. No.

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Not the Beethoven franchise. Oh no, I've never seen those, but I've seen of them. I definitely saw Turner and Hooch in the the the the the the the the the the seen of them. I definitely saw Turner and Hooch in the theater with my Nana at the Dollar Theater. A little less murder. Yeah it was real heartwarming I think. Boy oh boy. Has Tom Hacks done a horror movie? Yeah. Has he done a horror movie? Has he done another horror movie? That is not a horror movie. That is a D&D movie. It's a cautionary tale, but Dungeons and Dress. I fucking love that movie. Oh, it's so hard to watch.

It's so good. That's his like acting debut, I think. Yeah, yeah, before he was a bosom buddy. that would not fly in 2019. Oh no, I never heard of it. Because they dressed up as women to sneak into a housing situation where they were living cheaply as women. Oh no. Oh no. Do you ever see the Tom Hanks vehicle bachelor party? Do you know, to the party?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, somebody fucks a donkey at every bachelor party. And that donkey dies of a drug overdose of the elevator. Gonna be a cool wedding. And Adrian's med legally has to be at every bachelor party. Yeah. Mm-hmm. But Tom Banks is not in this movie. And neither is, I'm gonna assume the dog's name was Hooch, not Turner. Right?

Hi, I'm Hooch. This is my dog turner. Oh, woo, woo. I'm Robert Hooch. Bob Hooch to my friends. I should also mention that the director Lewis Teague of this movie directed Alligator and Cat's Eye. Cats eye is another Stephen King movie that we should do at some point.

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D'Walless. Everybody's mom. She's a mom in this movie of a little boy named Tad. Taddy, Tadder. Do you ever watch who's the boss with Tony Danza? I did. He's that kid, yeah? He's Jonathan, yeah, yeah. He didn't really do much other than child acting, did he? I don't think so. It's gonna be rough. It's gotta be rough. And this movie is extremely rough for a

child to be in. Oh dear Lord. He's very good in it, the child actor. Or Counterpoint, they're literally torturing this child. I think both things can be true. I have to get this out of the way as well. The dad, Vic Trenton? Who writes these names? Kang. Tad and Vic. I am Vic. This is my son, Tad.

Please punch us both. He's played by a guy named Daniel Hugh Kelly. I know him. What do you know him from? The Good Son? He's the dad and the Good Son. I don't know the good. Oh, the McCulloch and Elijah Woods.

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like, your husband is way hotter than that guy. He is definitely hotter. But like her husband's driving a Jaguar and she's driving a Pinto, which says something about the power, dynamic in their relationship. And the guy that she's, her sidepiece looks like old Chuck Norris. He does. Her husband in real life. What? D. Walla Stone?

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And they're then the next note says, wow, that kid's just riding there, not even in the seat, because they're driving in the Jaguar. And he's like, it's a two-seater. And he's just basically like, in the trunk, hanging over the front seats? And then the next note says, and you want to this movie, that like swirling blood into the logo for Kujo? Yeah. It's so cool. You love it. I thought it looked really nice. Yeah. And then you see a little bunny getting chased by St. Bernard. I know, it's like circle of life and all that, but please don't fucking kill that bunny. And they don't.

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I know, it's just like I've been feeling really fond of you lately and I'd like to just get that, just mip that in the bud. So yeah, he gets bit by the bat and this is the beginning of his downward spiral into rabid still can't act that mean because St. Bernard's are really chill dogs. He's super cute too. But you know when he's got that pus coming from his eye it is really gross it was really like stomach turning. There's no way that's not Chinese hot mustard right? Oh I hope not. I look close to his eyeballs. Are they really chill dogs? Yeah they're super chill. Very afraid of dogs that big? Yeah they're rescue dogs that's they're they. they they they they they they they they they they they're they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're like like like like like like like like like like. I I they're like like like like like like like like like like like like like. I they're like like. I they're like like like. I too. I too. I too. I'm like like like. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I too. I too. I too. I too. I too. I their. I their. I I their. I their. I their. I they. I they. I the the the the th. I th. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm th they're super chill. I'm very afraid of dogs that big. They're rescue dogs. That's why they're like the, I can't remember the Swiss whatever rescue,

Oh, with the barrel of whiskey around their neck, yeah. When you said rescue dog, I thought you were just being like a smug about adopt, don't shop. Who rescued who? I just get mad to this because because they they they they they they they they they they this because they're grammatically incorrect, but whatever. I put that next to all of my marathon stickers for the marathons that I've run and what co-op I go to. All those stickers just bunched up. It's why I can't actually see out of my rear window anymore because I'm so, I'm good.

Well, when you got that coexist one and just put it right over your side view mirror, I was like, I don't think that's a good choice, but, you know. Apparently you can buy one of those now that's made completely out of guns. No, sir. All of the letters are guns. There's someone on my street who has one of those family, that's one of those family. There's someone big gun family. And the little ones are handguns? I don't know who this person is but I do not like them. Because like that's just too much. My baby's a gun. My baby's a gun. My baby is a child gun. I fucked a gun and it had a small gun.

Imagine birthing a gun. I bet it's easier than birthing a baby, honestly. There's some sharp edges. Yeah. Well, babies are too. They're so bony. Forget it. I don't want to talk about it. Baby guns. So, OK, so this is a movie about a very yuppie family. Vic, Donna and Tatter. Tatters afraid of the dark, which you think might have something to do with something. It does not. But, okay, okay, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. that's that's that's thiiiiiiiiiiiiii. that's thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, it does not. But it is a lot of set up for his scares about monsters. A lot of side plot about advertising cereal. Yeah, an internal hemorrhaging thing that

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We need some new ideas and it's like this loop of the guy going, oh, you can trust me. You can trust me. Nothing wrong with that. Also, that guy's not good for selling your cereal by the way. He's a creepster. It does a whawing professor. me. Yeah, right. He's fucking tondo from the howling too. Sister's a werewolf based on the novel. The pep, pal. I can't believe we made it through that episode without you putting that song in there by the way. Yeah, yeah, I've... They saw the movie. I showed great restraint. Yes, you did. I sing it like 12 times right in the episode. They know. So we go back to the campers.

Dad's an alcoholic piece of shit. Yeah. This is Ed Lauder. Yeah. Who is someone? Who is he? He's like a stand-up comedian that became like an actor that's in a million, like real small roles and things.

Yeah, I was doing something. He's shitty to his wife because marriage is pain in Stephen King's world. Marriage is the puzzle box of Stephen King's world. Oh, it really is. Their son, who is Brett, played by one of the Jacoby boys. There's like a family of brothers that all kind of look the same. Really? Yeah, This is Billy Jacoby. Yeah. And I always mistake them for each other in things. OK.

And so mom is like, hey, I won $5,000. And I'm going to take the son away for a weekend. And also I bought you this hydraulic lift. And he's not psyched about it at all. He's pissed. Yeah. And he's like, fine, you're going to go away for the weekend. I'm going to go to Boston and have fun with sex workers, I guess. Brods, booze in baseball. With his even shittier neighbor friend. Why is the neighbor shittier?

Remind me. I don't know, he just seemed real gross. He was living like a slobobobobob fair. Yeah. But then again, so was the local stud, so who knows? When you're banging as much as the local stud is, it's hard to clean. It's hard to clean and it's hard to get a bed frame. I was talking with a friend the other day about like how in your 20s, you'll just sleep on a mattress on the floor for a while. Yeah. I did for a very long time. Yeah.

We weren't all junkies. Why were we doing that? I don't know. I mean, because I think- In retrospective, it's like, oh, they're like $35 to get a bed frame. I think for me, it was just moving a lot of bed frame. the stairs and then it's there, you know. Right, and now in midlife I have severe spinal injuries from doing all that dumb shit. Yeah, yeah. Remember when you kicked my couch into a bunch of pieces so we could get it out of my old apartment? I was really fun. Thank you for letting me do that. Sure. I think I also had a saws all but it didn't really cut it.

No, that's why you had to kick it. I'm getting wound up in the fabric the fabric the fabric the fabric the fabric the fabric the fabric the fabric the fabric the fabric the fabric the fabric the fabric the fabric the fabric the fabric the fabric the fabric the fabric the fabric the fabric the fabric the fabric the fabric the fabric the fabric the fabric the fabric the fabric on the couch. It was just me and your father-in-law while he holds the couch and I'm kicking the arms off it like a mule. That was that was early days of our friendship too. That was nice. Thanks for doing that. You know what? You know what? You showed up to help me move.

Yeah, thanks. Now, thanks. paid people to do it because oh yeah my god that's what you do yeah but keep that in mind guys if you need someone to help you move out there I'll do it yeah I'll do it yeah I'm building a lot of goodwill for the next time you have to do that I'm not that's what I'm doing here I think I'm took to the. I'm tell you I did a lot of dumb stuff in here I to do it I to to to to to to to to to to the to to to the the to to the the to to to the the to to the the to to the the to to to to to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the try. I I try. I try. I try. I try. I'm try. I to. I try. I'm try. I'm try. I'm th try. I had to do it by myself. Oh, that's stupid. Yeah, I do a lot of dumb stuff all the time. Yeah, I should have just called. Anyway. As the local stud, I make a lot of decisions. Here you are sleeping on a mattress on the floor. Oh, God.

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It's just gonna be some form of blowjob. I don't even want to. It is! Can I read it to you? Look, this is super graphic, so if you don't like this, just skip ahead. Skip ahead. 10 seconds. The coup joe. The act of coming in a girl's mouth and immediately punching her to get pissed and foam at the mouth while growling, also known as a rabbit dog.

Uh, they use it in a sentence. I gave my girl the koo joe last night got extra points because she tried to bite me afterwards. I, I want to know where the off switch is. I just, I don't think it exists. And I know we would have to start handing this podcast out on CD-ROMs? I would like that actually. I will get into that mailing if we have to. Oh no, we go we pull up, open our trunk and just be like, podcast, podcast, who wants a podcast? We're definitely in the like the parking lot of a gas station that's also selling like big rugs, you know what I mean? I'm always supposed to buy one of those big rugs. I don't know it. It's it was it was it was it was just it was just it was just it was just it was just it was just it was just I was just I was just I was just I was just I was just I was just just just I was just just just just the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I was just. I was just. I was just like I was just like I was just. I was just like I was just like I was just. I was just. I was just. I was just. I was just. I was like I was just. I was just. I was. I was just. I was just. I was. I was just. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was just. I was just. I was just. I was just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just like. I'm just like. I'm just like. I'm just like. I'm just like. I'm just like. I'm just like. I'm just.ubs holding hands. Yes, and also like like circa 2004 Pittsburgh Steelers do Staley Jersey. Why? Okay, okay.

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Why did you even make a radio cut? And then, I, uh, I, come on, little Kim. Kim, no. So, yeah, mom and Brett leave, which I'm glad for them. I'm very happy. Sure, they had to get out of it. She's packed all the family photos into her suitcase. I was like, oh, you're not coming back. Poor Brett, though, he didn't know he was leaving his dog forever.

I mean, he didn't know that. And she only won $5,000. Or, oh, I just thought of this. Maybe she lied to him. Yeah. Maybe she won much more money and then was, oh, I hope so. I hope so. I hope so that's the case. Or maybe $5,000. She's going to stay with her sister.

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eyes. That's how I feel about horses, too. Maybe it's a pretty-eyed thing. Get out of here. So, as well as the dogs and the dog in a dog costume. I don't get that at all. There were also dog-like battering rams for when they runs into the car. Sure. And a man in a St. Bernard costume. Yeah. Hope that's who was getting hit with the baseball bat. I hope he was wearing the same one the dog wore.

Yeah, he's like, it stinks in here. It's a wet. Everything's a wet. That was the dog saying that about the man. Yeah, he was like, why were you drooling? So they're in the car for days and movie time. Yeah. Starting to dehydrate. Yeah. It's really upsetting. Tad has like a couple really violent asthma attacks. I thought he was having from being dehydrated. Oh maybe that's what I don't know maybe you're right I don't know. He couldn't breathe. Yeah because sometimes like if children get a really high fever they'll have like it's called like a febriles, fibril. I

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And they really scared the shit out of that kid. It's like that like William Friedkin like slap the race like school of filmmaking like, I hope that's not the case and the kid is just phenomenal as an actor. I think he's a pretty good actor because the scene where he's just going, I want my daddy, I want. Yeah. It was real. Oh man. It was real upsetting. And it was especially like, I like D. Wallace a lot.

I feel like he wasn't bringing her A-game in this one. She was bored. Yeah, tad. Oh, Ted, it's okay. Yeah, she could have been more maternal, I guess. But every time he passed out, she just shook him. Yeah. I don't know if that's supposed to be like she's so desperate that she's like, doesn't know what to do and she's just manhandling the child and also children are aggravating anyway.

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Yeah. In my opinion. When he gets on the car he's trying to punch the windshield. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's gross. Or when he gets in it's just biting the shit out of her leg. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You're really good. It gives her what four? Yeah. At the whole time, Vic is calling from California or New York or whatever cities and

I don't know. I love when he, like, there's the scene where they're like, oh we have to rash in the water, running out of water and it cuts to him having a lobster dinner. Oh, I didn't catch that. Yeah. that's fucked. How sad is he going to be about that lobster dinner when he hears about his wife and kid being stuck in a car? Do you think they made up? I guess the the gist of the final scene is that they made up. Well, in that exact moment, it was divorce proceedings right afterwards. Honestly. Well, not only don't have to have that second kid. It's true. Although I thought at one point she was like insinuating. the thiucingcingcingcingcing. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that she's that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that's th. th. th. th. that's that's th. that. th. that. th. that. th. th. that. that. that. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. kid. It's true. Although I thought at one point she was like insinuating she was pregnant.

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No, he's wearing those like low slung pajama pants with no shirt and it's like, alright, yeah, all right guy. Yeah, whatever your name is I don't remember it. I feel like if we go back through and find all the men that you've found attractive. It's weird. It's a very weird and almost exclusively middle age dude. Well I'm an almost exclusively middle-aged woman, you know? Yeah. It's gross for me to look at a 22-year-old guy and be like, oh, I'd hurt that. I agree. I agree. Any, yeah.

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which is all their doors are always unlocked. His main is so adorable. He goes into the house and he's like, steals a piece of fruit and then shreds the house with a knife. Why does he do that? You don't dump the local stud. But it seems like people probably do all the time, that's why he's the local stud. Maybe he dumps you.

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Throws them off. Oh, I like, there's a lot of shots of Kujo where he's like menacing. He's just growling and looking dirty. But like the dog is so cute and he's that growling sound is being piped in the movie is extremely silly Every time they have a long-distance shot of the dog growling his tails wagon Yeah, he's just a happy guy Covered in shit though Just why? Where did it come from? Yeah, like mud and just like, he's been, he's been getting weird. I guess he gets weird, yeah.

He sleeps under the, he sleeps under the house, because I think it also makes you, um, you're also sound sensitive, which they really hit home because he gets pissed that the phone. Yeah, because he just wants to answer the phone. Just let him answer the phone. He's just like, trying to pick it up. This could have been the beginning of the, yes, this is dog meme. Oh my god, yes. Eventually, Tad is dead by all accounts.

Yeah, he looks dead. I just, I was watching it here at Alan's house and I said, are you making me watch it when you were a child dies? And he said, just keep watching. Which was the only response and, you know, what are you going to do? Katie, just keep watching. I don't know why you whispered it. You didn't. I'm such a creep. Yeah, you aren't.

You didn't and you aren't. So he, where was I? Oh, she gets out of the car because Tad is dying. Yeah. And she's like, she's this last ditch effort. I gotta get to the house. Yeah. She's running up to the house. Kujo comes out from under the porch. She grabs a baseball bat. That she's a baseball bat.

That's a day and then she, the dog falls on to that swing too. And then it breaks. Yeah. And then she, the dog falls on top for her while she has a pointy stick on her tum. Yep. And it dies in quotes. Yeah. And she picks up a gun to shoot it and she's like, hmm, I better take care of Ted. I have to break into my own car now.

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She's holding tad. He's all better. She made me sad. It was super sad. of her giving him CPR and crying. I can't fuck with this shit. I'm never going to be able to do this again. Or do you think when Lucy is a little older, I'll just be like, ah, fuck it. Kids don't usually die. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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There's not a lot that I can say that they could have done better with it. Uh-huh. I agree with you. I had never seen this, and I thought it was actually a very scary. Yeah. I think because I'm both claustrophobic and dogphobic, so it's like, hey, why don't you check this out? He've always hated Pinto's. I have always hated Pinto's and also there's that scene where a horse just tramples everything.

That doesn't happen. Um, I think, other. I did. Thinner. We've done thin. I love thinner though. Speaking of gross blowjobs. Yeah. Oh then he punched her right in the tit. Ring that bell. I hate it too. I'm not ringing the titty bell for that. I agree. It's not how we use it. Never use for violence. Pet Cemetery. Oh yeah.

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and gun run around and shoot zombies, but you don't have to change your perspective. And you can't have to change your perspective. And you can't have to change your perspective. And you can like jump on trampoles and like would do if a zombie was a all right. Oh boy Well, look at that life fixture. Just a bare bulb, huh? But thank you Quincy. Yeah, that was a fun question. Yeah, for writing in. Guys, you should ask us some more questions and then when we get too personal we just won't answer them. Was that pretty personal? Yeah, okay. No we should. Let's have a guest. Let's have a guest. I don't know why I'm talking over you all of a sudden, like, I'm on. What are you talking about?

I don't know why I'm doing this. What's up? We're gonna do a movie called, Attack of the Crab Monsters! Attack of the movie, so. Give him another selling point. Dave? It's an hour and three minutes. Oh, I was like, I could say a lot of nice things about Dave. It was really nice. Yeah, everyone, well, it hasn't happened yet. What? What? So join us next week for attack of the crab monsters? So join us next week? Attack of the crab monsters. So the tau. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to the to to the the the thi. thi. thi. thi regular-sized crab monsters. Attack of the crab monsters. It's some Roger Corman ridiculous shit.

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