Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 219- Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957)

Episode Date: March 11, 2019

This week we're joined by our pal Dave to talk about a movie of his choosing: the 1957 Roger Corman vehicle "Attach of the Crab Monsters." Special topics for your consideration include: desperately trying to remember what actually happens in this movie, weird birthday plans, a man named Beach Dickerson, the anatomy of crabs, the bizarre choices that form the plot of this film and 13-9 NEVER FORGET. Into very weird movies of the 1950s and 60s? Please enjoy Episode 42- "Spider Baby," Episode 91- "The Last Man on Earth" or Episode 123- "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" or get into a good monster of the era with Episode 125- "Creature from the Black Lagoon."  Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Also, check out another excellent film-based podcast, Cinematically Correct, in which a cute couple talks about movies and argues about weird knowledge they have have about the most random subjects. You can check them out at cinematicallycorrect.libsyn.com or wherever you like to listen to podcasts.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Did you notice that underwater was spelled wrong in the opening credits of this movie? Because it was. That's the Roger Corbyn. It was spelled UNEDR water. It was spelled UN.N. E.D.R. Water. It was about the scenes that were filmed in the aquarium. Now that was in the ocean. Where you can see the glass?

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and sometimes they're Cajun? I thought he was German. The one guy, the short Thai guy? I thought he was German, I don't know. But he was only German sometimes, so it doesn't really matter. They just became like amorphously European. Yeah. Their French accents were, oh man. It was like, I felt like, that's where Monty Python and the French Castle. Got their accents from from this movie, because it was so bad.

I can't even say, I'm calling him the Cajun chef, the old guy. That they definitely bleached his hair to be in this movie. Are you talking about Devereaux? Jules Devere. The man who was shaped like a snowman? Yeah, but with the like little pointy mustache. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was very good. He was the best in this movie I would say, don't you think? Yeah. I think the best acting goes to, uh, what was her? Martha? Martha, Hunter? I mean, her eyebrows? Yeah, why were they so far apart? They were going there. They were like it was like Kim Novak had exploded on her face.

They were just reference everyone gets these days. Everyone loves Kim Novak movies. Um, so to the grandfaws. Her character was named honey. Hea. that guy was just like honey., honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, I see the only one who brought his girlfriend along. I don't know. She's a horticulturist, I don't remember. They do a real quick intro of everybody where they're like, this guy does this, and

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I think they were at post. Oh, I don't know what that means. You don't want to bring Navy guys into the house. They're just, oh, they just smell like the sea. It's terrible. They're playing cards all day. Yeah, it was a really. the the the the the the the the they. they. the they. the they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. really small tent. I like when they're on, unpacking all the dynamite and just bringing into the living room. I like when they, at one point he's like, oh, we got the wrong box and he picked up the box. And it says, dynamite, right on the side of it. How did you miss that, sirs? I also liked when they were just like coming up to the coast and the guy th g g like 40 feet deep. That was the best part. I was like a running gag to the whole movie. They'd walk off the beach like into the water and then immediately they would dive in to 30 feet of water. I don't think that was a running gag. I I think that was a mistake. I struggle with that for a lot of this movie too and I th I th I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't th th th th the th th the the the the the the I don't know the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the they they they they they. I don't they they they they. I don't they they they they their their their the I got to the end I was like I don't think it was. Oh no no no no no no no no. There was an email exchange between the three of us today. Yeah.

And both Katie and I said that this movie was like a fever dream and I had like I was trying to recall this movie and I was just like I'm losing it. It's like when you wake up and you're like, oh, that dream was amazing. And then I was on a roller coaster with a lobster. No, I, oh, god damn, it's going away. Yeah, I don't know what happened in it. So, it turns out that the first mission was taken out by crab monsters. Oh my god, I just remember that they were talking through the crabs. No, no, they talked through metal. What? Well, the crabs talk through metal actually.

And if he picked up the crabs started talking in the French accent, that was, yeah. Every time they absorb somebody by eating their brains, their brain eating crabs, oh, which when the guy first fallsthree feet of water, he gets decapitated, there's an immediate decapitation. I was like, you know, this movie just came out of the gates running. That was good, I like that a lot. But so, yeah, the crabs absorb people into their crabness

and they all become part of the crab- Did you try to follow the signs? All the end of the movie, the professor from Gilligan's Island is trying to explain to them the science of it. Oh. Why would he know that being the non-scientist of the group? He was the professor. He went on to a long career as being the professor. As being stuck on islands and being like, fuck. So wait, why were they talking through metal though? That was never discussed. thi. that that was, th, that, that, that, thaten, thaten, that. that, that, that, that, thi. thi. that, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. was, I don't agree with the science of it. So I watched this movie with my partner, Missy, and then friends of the podcast, Jim and Sarah. Oh.

And I missed a lot of it because we were laughing so god-dame-hearted how ridiculous this movie is. Yeah. But yeah, so the crabs absorb people's brains. Are their essences, maybe, and they could all go, like a bunch of people could go into one crab body. And then they talk through metal. They can transmit their thoughts through metal.

And I love that, because the professor is just a fucking lung hit. Yeah. And every time they start talking through metal, he smashes the metal thing with the talking through, like that's gonna destroy metal? And I was like, oh man, this guy. Was there more than one crab? Or was there just the one? There was at least two. Yeah, because the one was pregnant. Yeah, because the in the cave and they're sneaking up on the one that was pregnant you could hear it snoring I don't know whose decision that was but yeah

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No, that's now Katie. I've seen a rerun of Gilligan's Island in a not so distant past. I wanted to say the not so distant future, but that's not right. So a 50-foot deep pit appears in 20 minutes, according to our heroes. Already with a lot of erosion and grass grown out of it. And someone falls in the pit, I guess, a guy that I don't know, because there are just a lot of middle-aged white men in this movie that all kind of look the same, and I think they were doing the accents to try to differentiate them, but it like, like, the, this guy that fell in the pit looked just like the professor, right? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. I, like at any point in the movie, any time they showed him, he always had a neckerchief one.

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sometimes you were like, you know what? It was the eyebrows. It was the eyebrows. Just certain angles you could just like couldn't look at her at her from. There was a large part of this movie where one half of her face was super shocked because the one eyebrow was way up higher than the other one. But there was weird tension between her and the professor right towards the end? Oh yeah they were gonna bone down. I don't know where. And then I was like, wait is she not with that guy that's been calling her honey the whole time? Because that's super gross but she is. And she's like yeah years older than you. And also whenever at the end, spoiler alert, whenever professor pulls the electrical tower? Did it make it, and it might have just maybe, did it make it seem like he was doing that because he couldn't be with her? I don't know.

I got a weird vibe like he was like, they said something and I can't remember what it was. It was about, you know, you can't be with the one you, I don't know, some weird thing. And then he did that. You can't be with the one you want, electrocute yourself. Yeah, I think that's the way it works. All the songs. Sacrificed yourself for them and their loved one. Oh, it didn't seem like, he sacrificed himself, credits! Like, yeah. Before that, they were like, they were, it fell down, he sacrificed himself, and then

they rub their faces all together. They're like, I've never reacted to tragedy that way. Tell you make out the tragedy situation. I just noticed looking at the credits that David Arvidon was the voice of Hulaar, the giant crab. Hular! And it was Hular! Hular! I got you all in check. Hular!

Oh my god. Oh, man, peach stickers. Also, in the meantime, the island is trin. We haven't mentioned that. The island is consistently getting smaller. Yeah, it's crumbling. Why? I thought because the crabs were making it smaller so they could eat people. Yeah.

Hows? Hows? How? Where is it? Because at one point they wake up and they're like, there used to be a mountain there? Remember that beach used to go on? Yeah, half a city block. Yeah, crab signs. Yeah, well where was it going? Just falling into the ocean. How are the crabs doing that? Crab style.

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Why don't even name the crab if you don't use it in the movie? I don't know. Just to give everyone that back text, that flavor of what's going on. Okay so in the scene, so in the scene, so in the scene, so in the scene, so in the scene, so in the scene, the the the the the the the the what's going on. Okay, so in this scene, when we go up against Hular. Wait, Hular gets to the mainland? What? Hulor is the mainland? Hular vows to go to the mainland with her first on stakes.

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Yeah. Yeah. And then he's like laying in bed and hears the guy who fell into the pit. And he's like, or no, maybe he hears the Navy guys saying that they found the guy the guy's telling the pit. And he's like, all right and like gets out of bed and stumbles out like stay in the fucking bed. I don't why are you doing this? Oh my god it was so fucking funny. I can't remember how he dies. Does he fall in the pit no? Jules? I don't think we ever see him die? I think we see him walk out and that's the end of him. I like how they... And then he's talking through the crab battle. Yeah. Being very raunchy. I like at the one point, they stopped worrying about the crab and everybody dying and they go searching the oil. Did you see that?

Why? Yes, I did see it Dave. What did the oil have to do with anything? I don't know but the oil doesn't go that way like they were each falling a trail of oil and the oil was going like uphill and downhill. That's right they did climb uphill. Yeah that's I don't know why. I don't think anti-gravational oil is a thing that happens on the... Maybe on a crab island. Yeah maybe. So like the bad guys in this movie are radiation, radiation earthquakes, crabs, the tha's they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th they they th the, the, the, the, the, the, they the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, that's right, that's right, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the, the, the, the, the, the, the the that the the thea thea thea thea thea thea thea thea thea thea thea the the the, the, metal. No the crabs are necessarily the bad guys. Remember, just land crabs. They say land crabs like 57 times before we see Hular show up with Hular's friend. Is there such a thing as a land crab that is not a water crab? Uh, there's sandcrabs.

There's land shark. I do like that beer. I have mentioned that before. Oh yeah, Dr. James Buffett comes up a lot on here. Dr. James Buffett, this probably spurred his whole career. Okay, wait. The oil? Why the oil?

Why? But he even says, like, are you sure we should be doing this? He's like, yeah, I think we've got time for this. Yeah, we that's right. So. So. So. I got this oil lead I got. They just split up too. They're like, well, let's go separate ways. There's literally a giant crab that you just saw. You know it's there. They knew that they had 43 minutes worth of movie written down

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I was like, she had on a full wet suit when she went into the water and now she's just, it's like, that was made out of paper and it just melted as soon as she hit the water. Yeah, I had to rewind it last night, because I watched it last night before I came in and I was like, shunding it, and I did like scuba to scuba. That was her boyfriend or whatever and I was like this fucking guy like it's just everything is inexplicable. It really is. It's like almost an improv movie. Yeah. It might have been. Oh man. Why did they have all that dynamite in the first place? What were they going to explode with it?

I am, yeah, dumb. Because both those, both the seamen were explosives experts. Were they? They were smoking right next to just boxes of dynamite, sir. That was the thing that one guy was like, oh, I'm pretty freaked up by anything. You thin gurges. with this thing and he's like, hey, you never get freaked by anything. Jimmy, you love juggling grenades. He's like, juggling grenadesates. And I was like, what is going on right now? So he's a moron.

He's what you're telling me. And then they're playing poker with dynamite. Yeah. Yeah, that's all you win. But like, OK, so the guy who got killed to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the,that because no one else like reacts to it. No one else is like oh fuck what ate his head or did they just keep it a secret? They didn't seem too worried about it. Like if I was going on an island and somebody went under and got their head cut off I'd be pretty faked out. I mean like a foot from the shore. But 40 feet towar. Yes. Well as you know. The ocean is fucking terrified. That I do know. I know very few things and that is one of them. That and Beach Dickerson did the crab monster

effects. Beach Dickerson. Man what a guy. A lot and nothing happens in the one hour and three minutes of this movie. But they still left all the baby crabs. Like they only killed the big crab. Sure but the baby crabs weren't an issue. I think those were are th are just th are just th are just th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus thus thus thus thus thus the very very very very very just the the the the the the the the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that is that is th th th th. That's th. That's their they. That is they. they they they they they they they th. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the they the they. I the the they. the theat theeat. the theat theeat. theeat the. the. the. the th. Like they only killed the big crab. Sure, but the baby crabs weren't an issue. I think those were just regular size crabs. I think those were just like babies were gonna grow up and to be. Yeah, you can't just be a radioactive crab and then just like birth a regular baby. Oh I'm sorry, do you know all the rules of the radioactive crab? Crabbs. Crab science. Well according to Wikipedia. the hope this is on the radioactive crab page Who are vows to go to the mainland with their fertilized eggs when the island is gone To feed upon even more people absorbing those minds in the process, so I have to believe that the fertilized eggs means like they're gonna do this too, right?

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Oh. So this was a double feature with another Corman movie called Not of This Earth. Have you either seen that? I have not seen that one now. That seems like it would be up your alley. It does. And this movie was very financially successful for Corman. It did really well. He attributed that to the main attack of the crab people.

Like, that's a name people are gonna want to go see. The storyline concerns the attempts by an extraterrestrial humanoid to surreptitiously secure the blood of humans and detested on himself as treatment for a fatal blood disorder, which is ravaging the population of his home planet. Oh, this is not of this earth. I was like, whoa, crab monster! Yeah, yeah. Well, I'm just telling you for your future reference, this is for you. It's going to be real good. And you can watch Crab Monster again right afterwards.

Yeah. For the eighth time. For the eight. You'll have a full work day of watching Crab. Also the opening credits, beautiful animated opening credits, only tentacles attacking things, not a single fucking crab. Yeah, crabs are a tough cell, you know, for grabbing things. It looked like the mountain in Whoville, the animation in the beginning part. That's why I first

thought it was. Okay. Yeah, I could see that. Yeah, they're a tough sale if you haven't boiled them and then stuck them in butter for me the their, I wish they've just been a pool of melted butter in this movie. That's how they did the crabs. They're just like, clarified butter, clarified butter. Yeah. Would you eat a crab? They're not like cute or nice. Uh, I have eaten them in the past. It's a lot of work for no. Yeah. Yeah, it is a lot of work. They have their lungs or whatever those frilly gilly things are on the inside too.

Yeah. I don't, I think I only ever eat crab legs. Just, okay, just amputate them for me. I don't want to pretend is a vehicle for butter. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah. I feel like shrimp is more bag for your buck for your butter diptipps. Shrimp's a hit or miss for me.

I don't know why we're having this conversation. I guess this movie is only an hour and three minutes. I'm straight out of notes. I do have notes to just say things like how did he miss that? He was looking right at it throwing a rock at a crab and missing. I think all of these are about the professor who despite being like the most competent person on the island was extremely incompetent. But they're just walking down the beach and he picks up a rock and wings and at a crab. They're like, what are you doing? Guy, don't. I have the note in your dick move.

You're wondering what that was actually related to you. Yeah, that's what it was. And he's like, what? What? Just a fucking crab? He doesn't out that three of them are biologists. Are they? Allegedly.

Uh, Jules is a biologist. I thought he was just there for, like, to hang out. I didn't think he had any purpose. He's got. He's, what? Mr. Moshnik? And, uh, what's the movie? I can't think of it now?

Oh, a little shoppahahah've never seen that in my life. It's not the Rick Moranis one. Right, the original, the Roger Corman one. Yeah. Yeah, Mushnick. He's Mr. Mushnick. And he named himself Mel Wels. And he named himself going to give myself a name, it's not going to rhyme. Nope, sure not. Is it gonna be Hular?

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He is dead, I looked it up. The Beach Dickerson statue though. That's going to be in like Des Moines, I feel. I feel like four by forty-fifth birthday going to see a Don Knot statue is just too perfect. It's too spot on. It's very on brand for you. Oh, do you think he's the funniest the funniest the funniest the funniest is the funniest is think he's the funniest man that ever lived. Yeah, I know. It's sad.

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Who's that? just talk or speak to you psychically? Why would they talk through metal? What was their goal? Total world domination, obviously. Yeah. But why? Radiation? So the radiation made them crazy and big and able to absorb people's brains.

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No, I don't think that. I knew I wanted wanted to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do the movie the movie think that. I knew I wanted to do this movie for $150. This is our whole special effects budget. That and the decapitation. Cut the earthworm scene, guys. Cut the earth. I think Roger Cormon is probably like, yes, let's do it. I have two more movies to film here today. What a maniac., the one, the one crab is McLean. He's one of the survivors, or one of the people who died in the initial, like loss of the naval life.

He's the one who's been writing in this diary that just ends and they're like, he wouldn't have just ended on a page. Yeah, right. They see his name like a thousand times at the beginning of the movie. They do. Oh man. Isn't that a movie though, McLean? Well, I don't know. Is it a Roger Corman movie? No, but they always say it in Mystery Science Due to 3,000.

There's like one episode. I don't know what it is, because I'm also saying it out loud. Why am I doing that? I feel like this movie's really making you question yourself a lot. Yeah. Um. Well, what the hell else? I mean, do we go ahead and rate this thing? Oh? Oh, man. I don't even know how? Well, what the th- Well, what the the the the the the hell? What the hell? What the hell? What the hell? What the hell? What the hell? What the hell? What's? What's? What's? What's? I? I? I? I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I'm? I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I thi. I th. I thi. I th. I th. I'm th. this thing? Oh, man. I don't even know how. Dave, do you have any other thoughts on this move before we move on to the ratings? Nope. It's already gone on longer than the actual movie? Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah, those are at least mostly in color. Katie. I want to ask a question. Please. The remaining scientists finally discover that both giant crabs are the cause of the ongoing earthquakes and landslides on the island. Do we discover that? Yeah, that's how I knew that they were destroying the island. Yeah. How?

I'm sorry that this is upsetting me so much. I feel like it was like a thing that happened off screen and they're like, and they're like, they're like, they're destroying the island. Okay. Of course the crabs are doing it. Why wouldn't they be? And the crabs are like, I stole your socks, fuck you, crab. Yeah. Also, whenever they were climbing, like as the island was coming down, they had to keep climbing higher. Oh yeah!

They would do these real weird camera angles to make it seem like they're on top down the beach. Yeah. Why did they do it? Why did they do any of this? Oh man. And this was a success. Yeah, I think it made like a million dollars or something, which is surprising. I mean, is that a million dollars that era of money? You know what I mean? I can't remember where I read that.

It's on Wikipedia. It's on Wikipedia, it says the box office was $1 million. What would that be? In today's dollars, Katie, do the money calculator business thing. Nine million, $17,656.06 and six cents. So pretty much with the last Avengers movie pulled in? Really? No, I mean, I have no idea. I feel like a nine million dollar movie is very successful, probably. Yeah, especially since $70,000 on it. That is a good turnaround in your investment.

Yeah. All right, let's rate it. I mean, I have nothing else to say. I'm so confused, and I feel more confused now than when we started talking about it. I'm talking to you through metal. Do you want to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go toing to you through metal. Do you want to go to the ratings phase? I've been eaten by a giant crap. Sorry guys. Wait, I have another question. When, so when the voices were talking, was it like the consciousness of the person? Like, was Jules aware that he was talking to them? Is this like a super hell for people? You know what I mean? It had all of Jules. the the the consciousness the the their their their their th. Was like like like like like th. Was like j- like j-I th. Was like j-I th. Was like j-I th. Was like j-uels. Was like j-uels. Was like j-uels? Was like j-uels. Was th. Was, was j-uels. Was J-uels? Was th. Was th. Was j-uels? Was J-uels? Was J-uels? Was J-uels? Was j-uels? Was j-uels? Was j-uels. Was. Was. Was? Was. Was. Was? Was. Was. Was? Was. Was. Was? Was. Was. Was. Was? Was. Was. Was? Was. Was. Was? Was. Was. Was? Was. Was? Was? Was? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes. Was. Was. Was? Yes. Was? Yes. Was? Yes. Was? Yes. Was th. Was th. Was th. Was th. Was th. Was th. Was the they. Was they. Was the the the the the the th. Was the th. Was th. Was th. Was I- It had all of Jules's memories. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

He was like talking about like being with women and stuff like that. What? Yes, yes, he's like talking about like, he's being very cheeky. Cheeky. Yeah, I don't know. I would touch their butts. Yeah, and it's like, Dog, you're a giant crab now. Now he can pinch their butts. Nobody wants that. All right.

No one does want that. No one. Yeah, I couldn't figure out if they're like, by eating the brain, you just had all the memories of the person or if they're so- That's so embarrassing though. That's like towards my pants when I had the flu last year. Shoot it in the bathtub. It was terrible. Yeah, and that crab had no filters, so he would call everything you ever did.

The crab was vindictive. He was such an asshole. Yeah. You murdered your father. Ha ha. That's what you masturbate to? Oh, God. Crabs science.

Dave, you want to go first? Yeah Dave, you have to, this is your fault. Sure. I will go, this is, yeah, this is like a warm slippers. It's like, I watch it. It's clarified butter. It's so comfortable. I love these movies.

Yeah, I'm going to go seven. Seven. So that's like seven of all movies, not just... Yeah, I'm gonna go seven. Seven. Wow! So that's like seven of all movies, not just. Wait, Citizen Kane exists in this world. You just rate them just for horror movies? No, we have no system. It means nothing.

So yeah, I'm gonna go seven. We rate them just for the movie we saw that week. Nothing else is it. I mean, you do give Childs Play 2 at 10. It's a fucking fantastic movie. New Childs Play movie coming out. Is there? Oh, see?

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No crabs, though. No crabs. No, it's more canonical. Yeah. I care about the best part of it is the terrible. It's really bad. It's really bad. The best part of it is its duration. Oh yeah. I got so excited.

Yeah. So, as I said, I watched this with a bunch of folks. And then Sarah and Jim were driving back home the next day and I was getting texts from Sarah all day like, I love that movie. Did she? Did she? Did she? They had a lot of questions and thoughts about it.

So I feel like that's really coloring, like, like, I think watching it with a bunch of other people really helped. Sure. Because it was fucking ex- especially since it was an hour and three minutes long. And Jim must sell you out here. Jim. It was the end of a long weekend. Jim can recommend that we do howling two of your sisters a werewolf and then fall asleep during the Tag of the Crab Monsters. I just think that's inappropriate.

That's all. There's no verification that he did not fall asleep to remember too. He must have. He must have, because we make a seven. But just for to cheer joy I'm going give it the, you're not really gonna go wrong. It's true, it's true. We do make a seven. We make a seven. Fine. Ah.

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Just kidding. We're going to do a movie next week? We're doing the Netflix movie with Jake Jillinhal. That by all accounts looks terrible, but people want to watch us because they don't like... They don't like us. They don't like us. Velvet. Velvet're gonna see it? No, unless it was a big crab in it. There might be. I don't know. It's like an outsider art movie.

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you're welcome jingleman and another one a week later from Walter. This is one of the best podcasts. Alan and Katie Kill Me. We have, we have, we have, sorry Walter. RIP. I find myself laughing. Me too, buddy. In such a horrible time we live with Trump, it's nice to forget for a while. Keep up the great work, the chemistry you both have is great. Best friends! Oh, it's so sweet.

Thank you, Walter. It's so nice. And thank you for using podcast or public, which I think is one of the shit, I think thii. I think is one of the shud right? I don't know, it's always being like, rate my stuff, right my stuff. Oh, okay. I'm never gonna do it, so. I just have constant ads at the bottom of mine. Yeah. And then when you go to sometimes click on your podcast, you get an Airbnb and it's like

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