Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 220- Velvet Buzzsaw (2019)

Episode Date: March 18, 2019

In this week's episode, we're watching a new 2019 Netflix release, "Velvet Buzzsaw." Special topics for your consideration include: the physique of Jake Gyllenhaal, the magic of Toni Collette, the constancy of John Malkovich, inappropriate nudity, outsider art and the Werewolf Ambulance podcast: a podcast for the people! We also take some listener questions and debate discussing a much-requested film. Want to hear us talk about some other Netflix originals? Check out Episode 86- "Hush," Episode 154- "The Babysitter," Episode 161- "I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives In the House" or Episode 211- "Bird Box." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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paintings from the 1600s or whatever and I was like word I'll write a paper about that and that's the extent of it. Okay okay. Although the character of Coco the like 22 year old girl from Michigan I was definitely a cocoa to a woman named When I worked right out of college in event planning And she was very much a Renee Russo character But I like didn't care that much about my career and was really into partying so it didn't last Unlike unlike Coco who worked for everybody in this movie. Can I do a little spoiler alert right now? Yeah. I fucking loved Renee Russo, too. And I thought, why doesn't she work more? Yeah.

Maybe she might. She might be on like, fucking China Beach 90210 something or other. You love that show? Why are you acting like, you don't love China Beach, 90210? It's a movie about the show about Vietnam that takes place in Beverly Hills. Hear me out, hear me out. She is married to the writer and director of this film, but I thought she was great. Yeah, she, every time she was on screen I was like, this movie just got better.

Yeah, she's captivating. I also liked the woman who played Josephina. I thought she was pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and of course, hunky, hunky, hunky, hunky, hunky, hunky, hank, hank, hank, hank,. Yeah, I like couldn't decide where I was coming down with him on this one. Okay, tell me what's up. He, first of all, I find it very difficult to believe that such a fancy, fancy art man does that much upper body work. You know what I mean? He is insanely jacked. He's insanely jacked, and I just don't thrown.

to thin' thinne it by saying that his boyfriend was a personal trainer. Yeah, but like I'm still not buying it. I mean, I'm gonna go out to live and say his boyfriend had a hell of an ass when he walked by him naked. There were a lot of good butts in this movie. And I don't know. I mean, he's really chewing up the scenery. Yeah. It was weird because for a lot of the movie he he had like a weird almost Caesar cut? Yes. And then at one point he pushed it back and I was like, that's what you needed to be doing, buddy. Yeah, real nice now. It did look nice after that.

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was surprised I have I have a couple really big grapes about it. Okay. One would be why is it so long? Because art man and movies nowadays are my answers to that but yes way too long. Did you who wasn't that was a? My notes are so scattered? Oh yeah when when Morph and Josephine are hissu? thi it that was a, my notes are so scattered. Oh yeah, when Morph and Josephina are hooking up for the first time on screen and she draws his hand towards her crotch and there's the sound of an airplane taking up. I don't know, but I was like, oh shit, this movie is a comedy. Yeah, and there are a lot of funny moments. Oh yeah. Even just when he says to her, your skin is the perfect cross between almond and saddle brown or whatever, I was like,

that's funny. It was really funny. Because I can't imagine anyone being like, I will make love to you now. Yes, right? He'd be like, here is the door. Morph. Oh, that is quite a name to have to yellowel to yell have to yell have to yell have to yell have to yell have to yell have to yell a to yell a to yell a to yell, to yell, the to yell, to the to the the to the to the to a name to have to yell out in the moment of ecstasy. Oh, morph.

Is it short for something? Do we ever learn? No. No, why did I ask? But he is sitting around naked on furniture, which I find to be like rude and disrespectful. You have said that before. You have said that before. You know, that's where your poop comes out of.

I feel like if I looked that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's to to to to to to to to to to to that jacked, you would have a hard time getting clothes with me. You have to wipe so well, you know, or you're ruining everything. You just having cats ruins your furniture because they don't wipe. There's definitely a bidet today's their house. Yeah, probably. That's fair. Which I still don't understand their home. You can go over and use it. Oh, excellent. You're gonna make an appointment for me?

I feel like, my friend Alan's gonna come over and take a shit around 3 o'clock. That actually doesn't work with my usual schedule. Sorry, well, you let me know. I love all of Renee Russo's weird tattoos, like no death, no art. Yeah. so, that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thiann, thiann, that. that. that. Yeah, that. that. she's supposed to be a punk is that she's sold out. Yeah. She has become part of the establishment, but still tries to like rely on that creed. For sure. And everything is about money.

This entire movie is just about money and money and money and money. When she's talking to Demrish, and she's like, she's basically being like the cool school counselor, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, being like the cool like school counselor that's like yeah I'm down with you kids. Hello fellow students no hello fellow kids yeah the steep shimmy thing right? Am I meme accurate? I think so. So to kind of to morphph is a art dealer, or not a critic. Yeah, yeah. Who says dumb things like criticism is really hard or something? A lot of that. And he's like, he's a make or break kind of guy. And everyone kisses his ass, everywhere goes, yeah.

Like the one guy who's trying to get him to review Hobo Man? I thought Hobo Man was really scary. It was terrify. Terrify. Yeah. Someone on Twitter who was like, I seen that movie, you guys are gonna be scared of Hobo Man. I was fucking scared a hobo man. Imagine that in real life. Yeah, that's that whole uncanny valley shit when it looks. It's like this like, uh, like diagram where as it gets to hu- the the sc- th, the the th, th by mannequins. Yeah, all right. Puppets and stuff. Sure. Or zombies, why zombies are so, because they're like butt right up against humanity, but they're not human.

Okay. Yeah, I believe that. But yeah, he was real creepy. And I was like trying to figure out where the actor was in that wasn't just a robot? I don't know... That I thought it was just a robot. No, it probably was. I mean, with sex-dolled technology they got out there. Oh my God. Not like the enormous amount of robotic innovations there have been in the past decade.

You're like, you've got to fuck that. I assume it's all going to fuck that. Just going to fuck that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that trajectories for humanity right now. It's like what NASA's doing and fuck stuff. So you like, you, the first time you saw a rumba, you were like, who's fucking that? Oh, 100%? Some prevert has definitely laid that on their lap and just gone, uh, oh my god, why you say these things?

I've never thought about a rumo like that, but yes, someone's definitely fucked it. I'll look it up later. Is it an option? Yes, it's happened. Yeah, all right. It's true. So Morph is the maker break guy and everybody wants him and he seems to have a special relationship with Renee Russo's character. And he really likes the, or she seems to know what's going on in the art world, and he always gives her good reviews.

Can we talk about real quickly? Her name is Rodora. Rodora? Yeah. But come to find out that she has been paying his boyfriend to find out what art he likes, and then she signs them ahead of time. What's that boyfriend doing?

I don't know, but also that didn't make a lot of sense because where where it for him to review before she could get it into her gallery? On his laptop? No, no, no, I mean like, where do he see? Like, how was he writing reviews of it if it's not already hanging somewhere? It just didn't make sense to me. Yeah, no, you just made this movie fall apart. There are a lot of his boyfriend. Ed. Ed. Yeah, the young artist that Rodora is wooing is named Domrish. Domrish.

And then his, the character, the actor who plays him is Davide Diggs, and I was like, you're related to Tay, but he is not. Oh. That's all. But Domrish? It does not look like a Domrish to me. Did Morph look like a Morph? No.

Rodora? John Dundon. What was John Mowgivich, peers? Something? Yeah, just I have his peers. And Josephina works for Rodora and she gets fired the same night that a, or no, sort of demoted. Yeah, demoted the same night that a guy in her apartment dies and she sneaks into his apartment and sees that it's filled with art. And this was giving me,

do you remember Henry Darger? He was a guy who they, like after he passed away, he didn't have any family or anything, and the people in his building went into his apartment, and it was filled with these collage works of like young girls with butterfly wings and penises that are involved in this giant war with these cat people. What? No, I don't know. I don't know about this. He'd written a 3, thous th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th the th the the th th the the th the the the the he he he he he he he he he he he he he hea hea hea he hea hea- heat he hea- hea- hea- hea- hea- hea- hea hea hea hea hea hea, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, after thi. they. After they they they they. After their with these cat people. What? No, I don't know about this. He'd written a 3,000 page book that like tells this whole story. Wow. And he was like a maintenance man that no one knew he was doing this. Wow. And there was an exhibit, oh God, it's 15 years ago at this point at the war hall of his stuff. And I was like, I went and saw it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. th. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. ththe Warhol of his stuff. And I went and saw it. And it was the weirdest thing, because it was like, oh, I'm not supposed to be looking at this.

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And I'm sure that that was some influence on what was going on. And then it has like, it was giving me a little bit like Pikmin's model, the Lovecraft story about the guy who's like painting these amazing realistic demons. Because he has a demon locked up in his house. Spoiler alert for a frequent mall. For some Lovecraft. So it was sort of giving me those vibes too. So this guy's paintings are possessed. Yeah. I guess.

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I loved it too, but it didn't make any fucking sense. It gave me hope that I can, I like the story. Yeah, it's cute. But like, why were they moving? They've, that would just been hanging in that case, gas station for a while. And the thing that kills Tony Colette is also not his. Oh yeah, right. Which I loved that. Yeah.

That was giving me strong phantasmism vibes. So she discovers the art, takes it, and is like, she's gonna represent this artist. Yeah. But then her boss is like, yeah, fuck that. I get haveses. Right, you signed a non-compete, basically. Which I assume that the art world is just littered with that shit. I would have to imagine, yeah.

And this is where I have the note, Ah, still not a horror movie. Pretty far into it. No, that's true. A lot of this movie is about the workings of the art world, which is like horrific, but not in a way you want to watch, you know? Yeah. But once it gets going. Once it gets going, it really gets going? Should we the Ricky the

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I think because they were never meant to be seen. Because at the end, Josephina says to Domriche, what good is art if nobody sees it? Which I think is sort of like the theme of this, the motif of this work, if you will. Oh, that degree's coming down. Yeah. You know, I was just thinking about Jake Jilinhal being sort of like a taste maker, and I guess I can sort of understand that because that's kind of how we are on this podcast. You know, sure, we're influencers. You know, like when we panned the happening, Mm-hmm. Mn't the the the the the the they-N-N-N-N-M-M-N-M-M-M-N-M-N-M-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-S-S. Yeah, that's happening? M. Night Shomelan never made another movie. We're only that true. They won't stop letting it make movies.

That's true. I was unsurprised to hear that that last one that he made glass or whatever was not good. I don't even know about it. It was a unbreakable and split put together in one movie. Oh sure, take two, take two make them one, as they say in the art world. So they're basically selling these, his name is what, Vetral Desk? Because of course it is. Rodora and Josephina are selling these pieces to collections and to buyers and... Right, and they've supposedly limited, this is where Ricky dies because he is going to hide most of the paintings.

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Oh, he's poking around. He's he hires a private investigator. So maybe that's why he dies. The private investigator is never heard from again, which is kind of strange, don't you think? He should have like showed up and given like valuable information to someone. What do you think that accent was that John that John that John that John that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that accent was that John Dondon had? Um, born in Kansas, went to school in a big city.

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It's blowing them away. It seems like it has some supernatural properties because people say like, oh, it's moving or it's haunting or I don't know, whatever. This guy, we get his back story really fast, but he like was. Yeah, he was like, he was, I guess he was in an assaint asylum for a while. They're like, private investigators like he committed unspeakable crimes and then he wasn't in his like, what unspeakable crimes?

I'm gonna need you to speak about those. Right, you're making a two-hour movie, you have time to tell me. And a lot of the paintings featured like a younger, like his younger sister, but we don't find out why. Oh, I didn't even register that. Yeah, because there's like a little girl and a little boy in a lot of them. Presumably the little boy is him. Oh, I got you. She's the little sisters in like the photos that we see. Oh, that's right. That's right.

You're right. But like why? Oh, I didn't. Okay. In the two hours, the word ensorcelled in this movie? It was Jake Jilinow. It was Jake Jilinow. I was very excited about ensorcelled.

Yeah, he uses it to describe how he feels about ventral d'ease's work, I believe. I'm ensorcelled. Who says that? The only people I know who say it are, so you just have to like start getting different things in there. Fair. And everything rhymes with in source old if you're writing music.

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Yeah. Ah, that other guy's got a shark tank, but I've just got to the to keep alive guys. It shows that I have this Stook to do it. It's here. You're gonna keep it cold for him and stuff. I mean you're in LA It's not that hard a lot of places do it Sure, I think they'll eat a lot of things, you know, but it's not You know I'm gonna take you back on this and I think penguins are hardy. I don't think they're fragile if if they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're, people would have them as pets. I don't think so. They need a lot of space. Exactly. And cold stuff. All right, moving on. No, we're figuring this.

How hard is it to take care of penguins? Do you know, let us know? But he realizes that Coco has insider information for him. Right. About the, uh, all the art stuff and the cheating and back dealing and all that that's going on. Because Coco has been fired by Rodora. Seemingly everyone. Yes. Did you like the, um, the running gag of her finding all the bodies?

I did. I actually like that a lot. Especially what she finds in the last one. Yeah. That's really good. And then it just ends with her going back to Michigan. She got to get back to them stranger things, dog. She's going to do so much better in Michigan, honestly. You think? Oh yeah.

She could be a big fish there. That's why I've never left Pittsburgh. Just kidding. Real Cocoa. Yeah, come to the 35-year-old tired Cocoa. You're going to visit Cocoa on Christmas Eve. Oh, Cocoa is the future. How's it going? I'll do it pretty well.

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Then, um, the next person to die is Tony Colette, who is a, who has left her museum job to be a representative for like a private art collector. So she just buys some art and then gets murdered by a sphere. She's she's the way we figure out that morph isn't dirt dealing because she's like, hey I can slide you a little something something something if you want to tell me what's hot. Yeah. So I can buy it from my dude. And he's like, oh my god, I would never do that. That's that's disgusting. That's how we are on this podcast. Yeah. People are o th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. tho. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. the. the. the. the. the. thi. thi. the thi. the the thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. theeeat theat theat theateeeeeeeeat theeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. the. the. the. this podcast. People are offering us money all the time to write good reviews and say good things about them. And we're like, listen, Mnigh Shambhalon, we're not going to do it. We have integrity, and this is our art.

I will point out that you really like the happening. I did not really like the happening. I just think it was better than I gave it credit for. for having seen what I know now. Knowing ghost ship. Yes. Oh my notes are already coming to an end. Me too. Tony Collet gets killed because there's this ball, this giant metal phantasm looking ball that you put your hand in and it like rewards you somehow or gives you a sensation or... I don't think that it rewards you like a claw machine? You know, like some cracker jack out of it? I don't think I would stick my hand in there. Why? Because all the other nasty people that would stick in their hands in there?

That did not even occur to me, just because I'd be too scared. Because like what if there's a spider in there? Her scorpions? Yeah. Or what if you're insourseled? Oh God, I feel like I'm always in Sorceled. I'm so sad. We should get that checked out. So it grabs her arm and fucking amputates it. Okay, so then the next scene is Josephina describing how they found her body. The security guards thought it was part of the installation. I loved it so much. Okay, but here's the part I didn't like was, and then a school tour came in and the kids started playing in the blood. And I was like, we're like, even if it wasn't real blood, why are you letting those kids

touc the art? Get us, get the fuck away from it. It would stink. It would stink. It would smell terrible. It would smell terrible. And also like, don't the kids tou. vaccine, which is very funny. Until Coco comes in and realizes what's happened. Yeah. Do you remember a couple years ago where at an art museum,

someone took off their glasses and put them on the floor in front of a blank wall? And then people just started like lining up around it. And you're like, oh, oh, I see what they're doing here. I see what's going on. There was a lot of the, what it's saying about the, you know, whatever, I can't even make it up. But this movie does that really well, making up those funny things. It's true.

It almost seemed like the people who wrote it hate the art community on some level. Yeah, and as well they should, it seems terrible. Especially I think that high end of it where it's like any of that shit that shit that shit that shit that shit that shit that shit that shit that shit that shit that shit that shit that shit that shit that shit that shit that shit that shit that shit that shit that shit that shit that shit where people were like, oh, this wine has notes of horse blanket and tobacco toes. It's just, it's just a thing that's for the rich, but it isn't supposed to just be for the rich, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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And it's gross. Once again, intimacy. Also, he has a flip phone. Why does he have a flip phone? Because he's very hip. You know who else has a flip phone? Who? Who?

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Whatever, she has a flip phone. It's annoying, I can't text her pictures. I'm Tony Colette, am I remembering her from her editing. I'm here to sell your own cell phones. Tony Colette also appearing in the M-Night Shomalon film, the sixth sense. Oh that's true. She's so fantastic in that movie. All Colette all the time. Yeah. What she betted? Nothing. She's perfect. Ever since I saw in Muriel's wedding. Cute. Yeah. So enough Colette talk. She's dead. So let's stop talking about her.

This is where it goes off the rails a little bit. When they realize they have to kill off the main characters and can't figure out how to do it, it's like... Well, Morp's writing a book about him at this point. Yes. Van Diesel or Ventral D's or... Nailed it in one. Okay, here's a quick thing, here's how you could tell that I didn't

write this movie, because it no one, no point does anyone get upset and yell, D's nuts and walk out of the room. No, that's so classy though. So Coco doesn't die? So how does Morph dies? Oh, well he dies by Hobo Man. Yeah, Hobo Man gets him in the storage unit and then Cocoa finds his body. I thought the Hobo Man death scene was extremely good. You're really creepy. Really creepy and just breaking his neck was really good, I thought too. It was like, because the rest of the movie had been fairly gory. And he just, liked it, liked. like cracks his neck. I liked it a lot. I liked it too. I also liked it because

when Jake Dylan Hall's neck gets snapped he kind of gives like a bleh to the camera. Yeah, yeah. I feel like a lot of winking at the camera in this movie. Josephita dies going by paint. Like in a fake art gallery that like the spirit opens up behind her after Damrush kicks her out of the bar they're hanging out at. I don't get why she would go in there. She just loves art. She's gonna go look at art and maybe she didn't sell it to people. It literally hadn't been there a moment earlier. Just sometimes the art is just so attractive.

I guess. And so the paint, it's like graffiti sort of mural, urban art on the walls, and it like leaks onto the floor and then up into her skin. She drops her cell phone and that's it for her for now. For now. Then we cut to Rhodora, who's like losing her mind, I guess. With everyone dying around her, yeah. And a piece of art falls in her backyard and nearly kills her and you think, oh, she has dodged the bullet.

She has not. Sirs, she has not. This is a hundred percent the worst death in the movie. Yes. But first before we get to the death, did you like how she ended up being that painting? Of her like sitting next to the cat. I did. I just thought they should have shown it earlier in the movie because they put it in there in the last like 10 minutes and then immediately recreated. But if they had shown that at the top of the movie and then again, you know what I mean?

Yeah. If it had been more of a, if we had been introduced to the idea earlier, I think I would would would would would would would would would would would would would so fresh in my mind that I thought people were going to be coming up to her. Yeah. And that it was just two cactuses in the like... I'm sorry, the word is cacti. Sorry. Just kidding. Two cactopuses were just sitting there.

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Because the creepy ass cat, hareless cat bug me out. That's racist, but okay. Although as someone who suffers from asthma and loves cats, I should probably fuck with a hairless cat. They just have a mean look about them, but I don't think they're mean animals. Oh, I'm sure they're delightful. Except they probably feel weird. I've never petted. Oh, I have, they feel like swayed.they feel like swayed, like, like a, like a nice swade jacket. Very fancy, I didn't even think about that. Yeah, they're nice. It's a nice touch. It's a nice toubst.

It's almost like a fancy cat. Yeah, it's almost like, it's a fancy cat. thathe thas. It's just how she goes. Yeah, like her body just shuts down, like the spirit's killed her and just like this really calming way. But no, that is not how they kill her. No, no. I don't, I did not get this. I did not like it and I did not get it. In one of the most top five most weirdly placed tattoos I've ever seen in my life. It's like it should be a shoulder blade. tatoatoed that it's, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I thia, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I the, I thia, I thi, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I th. I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th. I th. I that, I that, I don't that, I don't that, I don't tho, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't, I don't know, I don't, I don't know, I don't that, I don't that muscle, what is that, your trap? We always do this.

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And it's got spinny lines on it so you know that it's moving. As you do with art. So the buzzs all starts buzzing into her neck and the blood shoots out of her. I mean. I don't understand why that was the name of the movie or why that had any bearing on the film. Do the film. Do the film. Do the film. Do the the film. Do that that that that that that that that that that that that that the film. Do that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that had th. So. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that had that had that had that had that had that had that had that had that had. that had that had that had. So. So. So. that had had had had had the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that had any bearing on the film. Do you know what I mean? It just seemed oddly placed, I guess. It was, I feel like they were like, oh, that's cool.

And then went, and then ran with it. Yeah, but what actually was kind of cool is is then we see what happened in Josephina, which is that she has become like one with a mural, and she's trapped in it. She's graffiti now. Yeah, I liked that. Did you? I did because she said that because of that line she said like what good is art if nobody sees it now she's there for everybody to see. Oh, I didn't even think he's become one with it because of her greed. Man, you were profound the same. I found so fleeting and then I was like what the

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the credits roll over him on the beach, like doing big swirlies. Yeah, and the ocean's taken him away. Yeah. But why did he need to be in this movie at all? He's served literally no purpose. I can understand having done Birdbox and now this movie he has to be in all Netflix movies. Oh, you think he's got a conjure? Yeah, he's signed to House Netflix. I look forward to him being in like the sequel to, um, I don't know, some dumb comedy that's done.

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lot of people on like Facebook and stuff. They were like, this movie's bad. Is it? I mean, I don't. I thought it was like really competently made. thin' th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. th. to. to. th. thi. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to. to. to. to...................................................................................................................................................... Yeah, I thought it was like really competently made. Yeah. It sounds like we're moving into the ratings phase. Well, we are critics and to look at things with a critical eye is to truly undress them until they're naked skeletons in front of you and you have to look at their skeletons and see what they're made of. You take them apart piece tha the their their their their their their th th th th their their their their their th th th to thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the the the the theate the the theateateateateateateate. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the. the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the the. the. the. the. theats. theats. theats. theats. theatseats. theats. theats. theats. theatseatseats. theatseats. theats. and what comes out of that, Alan, what comes out of that is art. And soresled. Yes.

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I would give this movie a seven. I had a really fun time watching it. Yeah. What are people's critiques of it? Too long? Too boring? Yes, probably both those things. Not a horror movie.

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I had no idea. No, it didn't. Well, she is. Congratulations. Yeah, they're a very good-looking couple. That explains where they had a half a million dollars to pay to get their kids in there? I mean, he's got to be rich as fuck. Why not just buy your kids a business at that point? I don't know.

I don't know. Also, I loved everyone being shocked about the schools accepting bribes But that's just me I was just shocked by the amounts half a million dollars blew my mind. Yeah But anyway, so the rich yeah, it's a very nice Parallel to what's happening here, which is that just like rich people throw money at things and that's then it's just for them. Yeah, it becomes just just for them. Yeah, it becomes just th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. the th. the th. the the th. the th. th. the the the th. th. the the the the th. the th. the th. the th. th. the the the the the th. th. th. the th. the amount th. the amount the amount the amount the amount the amount the amount the amount the amount the amount the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. the th. th. th. thr thr thr thro the the thro the thro the thro thro thro the thro the thro thro the the the them and then everyone else is shut out of it. I did think it was a horror movie. I did think there were some creepy scenes. I did think there were some gross and gory scenes. And I thought the acting was great. I thought it was well written.

Yeah, seven. I think a hobo manthe basically the convention or whatever that place was the art convention I don't know and he's just saying the things like do you ever feel invisible I was like oh I got yeah chill bumps chil bumps on my neck doesn't you say like I can help you at some point or something like real gross and weird hobo man oh get out of my dreams into my car oh hobo man's on the truck of my car. Is that okay? Um, so I think people are going to be disappointed by this episode if they thought we were going to hate this. But it's not very hateable in my opinion. No. I, again, I think there are definitely other points in my life that if I'd seen this

movie, I'm like, fuck this dumb fucking fuck me, fuck, but I just wasn't there... fuck me, fuck, fuck, but I just wasn't there right now. Yeah. That's the beauty of art, is it depends on how it catches you on that given day. That's right, and that's why we're such good critics. Mm-hmm, for years I hated Bob Dylan and now look at me, big fan. I came around on Bob Dylan. Oh man, I came around on a Pink Floyd. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I thought I didn't th th th th th th th th th th th that I didn't th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that I didn't tho tho tho tho tho that's that's tho tho tho that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi thi. thi. thi. thi thi. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that like them and then as an adult I heard Pink Floyd and I was like, damn, this is good.

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Heart, wolf, ambulance. Katie, what do you listening to right now? Pink Floyd. Straight up my music selection sucks so bad right now. Like I listen to nothing except like soul. 90s pop punk. Oh okay. And that synth pop playlist you made for my child when she was born. What 90s pop punk are you hitting just out of curiosity? You want to, can I, can I just show you my, my, uh, please? My running playlist. And it's not all pop punk, but you'll get the gist of it once I start reading. Yeah, some of it's a little pop ska, some of it's. Okay, here's my, uh, Husker do you don't want the you you you you you to to to to to to to to the to to to the to to the to the th. th. th. th. th. thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop, you're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. it's a little pop ska. Some of it's... Okay, here's my... Husker do, don't want to know if you are lonely. Teenage bottle rocket skater die.

Right spring for want of. Whoa. Yeah, that's not very poppy. No. Descendants, I'm the one. It's a song I've cried to a multiple time. Sorry. No, it's fine. Pullie gone. Me first in the Gimme- Gimme-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-gim-gim-gim-gim-gim-gim-gim-gimmy-gimmy-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. th's fine. Pooley Gone. Me first in the Gimme Gimme's Danny's song. The Vandals my girlfriend's dead. Real Big Fish Sell Out. Anti-Flag Drink Drink Punk. There's some real hits in there. Some real misses too, Alan. I was expecting more more squirt gun and Pennywise. Oh I never got into Pennywise. Hmm. Mm-mm. Uh-uh. Oh, I never got into Pennywise. Hmm, hmm. Hmm.

Uh, so my life is weird now. I like want to listen to new music and I cannot figure out how to do it. And I hear people, I literally don't know if people are being sincere or not, but they're like, I love this band macaroni and cheese. And I'm like, is that real? I don't know. Like, I think I'm about to do that to you right now. Okay, go for it. What do you listen to? Since I am coming up on my 45th birthday shortly. By the time this episode comes out, you will be days. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Um, I now find out about music. tookyl 47. Who is this hip-hop artist that only like wears masks when she is rapping? I like her and sing. I like her music quite a bit. I found it really, she did a tiny desk concert that I really liked. And yeah, I'm a thousand years old.

Nah, you're just a middle-aged white man. And then I've been listening to a lot of jazz that nobody really you thought it was going to be. Sorry, we're boring. I mean, I couldn't even tell you like, what would be the correct hip response right now? I don't know. Macaroni and cheese, I think. Are you fucking with you, right? Yes, I am. It was literally the first phrase that popped in my head. Pumpernickel. Pupernicul.

It would have to be called like Pumpernickel Porcupine or something. I'm sorry, no, it's Pumpernickel. And you can't be in it if you're going to be questioning my creative authority. You're not going to do another question or is that? I've got a short one that I think we can do quickly. This one is from Adam Barry on Twitter. Oh, um, didn't we pick on Adam? I believe we did. Hi Adam. Because his handle is Adam's Barry.

Yeah. Oh, Adam's Barry. Best decade, question mark. 80s, 90s, ought the crap they make it now. Is this just for life for life th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tha. thi. thi. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. thi. thi. thught or the crap they make in now. Is this just for life? I'm assuming for horror movies. Oh, God. I was thinking I had a really good time in the O-O's, you know?

That was like when I really hit my stride. You feel like you're really shown in the aughts. Yeah, I mean, obviously you're going take on British because I think there's a lot of great horror movies coming out in the now. Yeah, I agree with that. I think we've done it, like, it follows the witch. Reddy? The Reddy. Baba Duke. Yeah.

I think there's a lot of really good stuff coming out. I think a lot of horror that's coming out now too is really like, even when it it it it it it it it's, even, evenbuster stuff, it's like still pretty good. Like at Ladies Nightmare recently, we watched Happy Death Day. Have you seen this? I have it, but I thought that we should do it for the podcast. Spoilers for that episode. I fucking loved it. Oh, nice.

So good. And I just feel like there's a lot of that stuff coming out. Sure. Final girls. The final. th. th. Final, final. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. I, th. I th. I th. I th. I have, th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I. I, th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, th. I, th. I, th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. tha. that. tha. tha. tha. tha. th. I th all those, the guy from Silicon Valley. Verizon commercials. Yeah, yeah, I mean just stuff like that is like, what was the one with the girl with teeth in her vagina? Deeth. Oh, deeth? Yeah.

I'm so hyped for us. Yes. It looks fucking terrifying. Yeah, I'm going to go with Nows. Are we living in the golden the golden the golden the golden the golden the golden the golden the golden the golden golden golden the golden the golden golden golden golden the golden the golden golden golden the golden golden golden the golden golden golden golden golden the golden the golden golden golden golden golden golden golden golden golden golden golden golden golden golden golden golden golden golden in? I think we're doing the best that we can. Okay, great. We're just getting that little bit of internet fame. And I lost something like, it, I don't know, like, spoiler for next week. I have some interesting things to say about the 90s and horror movies as well. Yeah, I want, I'm really excited to see where youtalk. But yeah, I think everything, I don't know, I mean, I was surprised that the 70s weren't included on here because I think the 70s are kind of a killer decade for horror movies

too. But it's also a really gritty and bad time too, where things aren't fun. Sure, you know, which might be why I really like it. I feel like it. I feel like it's really thia. I thin. isn't too, like also get out. And heredity. Heredity. We're going to do, let's just do it. Let's just buckle down and do it. OK. All right. So yeah, thanks for those questions.

Yeah, that was super fun. Sorry we wouldn't have better answers about the music. is. I highly recommend everybody check out Farrow Monsch if you have not he's fucking phenomenal. I think you would really dig him as well. His really great song about cocaine that I've been super into recently. Wonderful and you know how I love cocaine. I love doing blow just like stitches. I would like to recommend everyone listen to Bill Withers just get in just put on some bill withers and lie down. Yeah yeah I bet that beats the pants off of baby shark. Oh man, well yes, baby shark and its many iterations. Speaking of shark babies, what are we doing next week? Well, oh, we're gonna flush some alligators down the toilet and then we're gonna do

the 1998. Yeah, I think so. Slasher film. Urban legend. I'm really excited. This is my fucking high school wheelhouse. You know what I'm saying? I said Kady an email that was, hey man, I'm kind of Johnson for a shitty 90s slasher movie. And I said absolutely. And here we are. Yeah, come back next week for that. We still have t-shirts. I'm pointing to them as I do. We sold any? Yeah, we sold one tod tod tod tod tod tod tod tod tod tod tod tod tod tod tod tod to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the their to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tod. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. I. I. I. I. to to to their We still have t-shirts. I'm pointing to them, as I do. We sold any? Yeah, we sold one today. Yeah, thanks, buyer. Yeah, thanks, Dan. Yeah, thanks, Dan. Your friend from 15 years ago? No, how's it, Dan? Your friend, Dan. to find us on Facebook. We've been getting a lot of love on Twitter recently. A lot of people saying. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. th. th. I th. I th. I saying really nice things about us on there. That's great. Thank you. Thank you. And send us questions because we want to answer more dumb questions. We just love to talk about ourselves and like give us the opportunity. And watch Urban Legend it is, oh you got to watch it for free on Amazon if you want to watch it with commercials.

Oh really? Yeah. Yeah. I fucking paid for it. And it was worth it. I don't want to show it. I already owned it. And... Thanks for listening to another episode of Wherewulf Ambulance. Bye. Bye. the