Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 227- Zombi 2 (1979)

Episode Date: May 6, 2019

AKA Sanguella, AKA The Island of the Living Dead, AKA Zombie Flesh Eaters, AKA Zombie, AKA Zombie The Dead Walk Among Us, AKA Gli Ultimi Zombi, AKA Woodoo, AKA L'Enfer de Zombies, AKA Zombie 2: The Dead Are Among Us and AKA Nightmare Island, this week we're talking about-- you guessed it-- a bananas Italian film. It's the 1979 Lucio Fulci vehicle "Zombi 2" and some special topics for your consideration include: How do boats work? But wait, how do radios work?, exceptionally terrible dubbing, epic eye trauma and a surprising connection to "Purple Rain." Like Italian horror? Check out the best of our weird Italian films: Episode 41- "The Last Shark (L'ultimo Squalo)," Episode 84- "Demons," Episode 185- "Deep Red" or Episode 215- "Let Sleeping Corpses Lie." We've got some really exciting stuff to promote this week! First, our sponsor, Squamous Studios-- a design and art studio who create super cool tabletop RPGs, particularly in the horror genre. Their Kickstarter for their newest game, Arkham Relics Hunt, IS LIVE NOW!! Check it out at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/323520698/arkham-relic-hunt Also, wanna see us live? You can catch us THIS WEEK at Rate/Review/Subscribe/Imbibe on May 7th, 7pm at Spirit in Pittsburgh. We'll be celebrating the first anniversary of our pals, the Ghoul on Ghoul podcast. They are throwing a party with a bunch of rad PGH podcasts to celebrate, plus dancing with DJ MB of In Bed by Ten Dance Party, a local maker raffle, tarot readings, and more! Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Alan, kick it. Two weeks ago when we did the film Beetlejuice, you said that it was your favorite movie with Calypso music. You said that it was your favorite movie with Calypso music. You want to take a look at that again? You want to come back around on that? The island theme in this movie makes me think of a level of crash bandicoot if you remember that game. I do, but I never really played it.

Bum. Bum. Bum. Bum. And that's all it is for 20 minutes. Yeah, so I just wanted to check in with you and see where you were with your horror movies with Calypso. It's true. It's true. Oh, it's gonna be a tight squeeze to see if this one squeaks out. Beetlejuice or not.

Yeah, well, we'll find out at the end of the episode. What are we talking about, if I may, zombie two, San Aguilla, the Island of the Living Dead, Zombie Flesh Eaters, zombie, zombie, the dead walk among us, glee, ultimo zombie, zombie, the dead among us, and nightmare island. Why? Why? Why? Because you can't contain this amount of genius with one movie name. Oh man. All right, this is some weird Italian shit. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Why, This is some weird Italian shit. It's called Zambi too, because Day of the Dead was recut and released in Italy by Dario Argento as zombie. It was? It was? It was. Yeah.

Romero wrote Day of the Dead in, or sorry, Don of the Dead, wrote Don of the Dead, wrote Don of the Dead in Italy. That doesn't make them have the rights to it. Well, Argento like brought him over and put him up because he was like king of the world then. Yeah. And so then he did his own cut. Oh my god. I own that as well, if you ever want to experience that. I have a box set that has like three or four cuts of just Don of the Dead on it. My God. Yeah. In Italy, there's no like copyright to names or there wasn't at the time.

So like the fact that it came out of zombie, this other production company was just like, well, I want to cash it on that. So this is a zombie too. That is a fucking but-hole banana. A movie that had been written a few years before zombie came out. Really? And there has nothing to do with that movie. Except that they have zombies. Yeah. That aren't even like of the same zombie family. They're of a oatmealy-faced something. I mean they look great. Yeah. they look as phenomenal. So the guy who did the special effects on this movie is...

Gignettie de Rossi did the special effects on this movie. You showed great restraint with that name. I feel like that's more of your... Denny the Rossi. He also did the special effects in a movie that you loved as much as I did. Living Dead of the Manchester Morg, aka Let Sleeping Corpses Lie. Did I like that movie? I don't think so. I think we were both pretty ambivalent about it. They were oatmealy though, weren't they? A little bit, yeah, yeah. And he also did the special effects of the movie High Tension.

Holteson. Which I will never see is what I've been told. The longer we do this, the more I'm like, maybe we could do that. Marters is like, I feel like it's permanently off the table, but I feel like high tension maybe. It's just super gory. Yeah. Well, that's still, I've seen this movie a hundred times and still gross me out. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of cool skin grabbing in this movie, which I like a lot. That like skin, like, just showing flappy skin? I like that a lot because, do you remember when you were a kid and you'd fall. think, th'd like brace yourself to look at it to see if the skin was flapping? Oh yeah, yeah. And your stomach would like turn over when it was? That's how I feel about this. That's how I feel about this.

It's like that. It's like that a lot. And then I got to that age where I just cut the flapped the fap the fappy the fappy the fappy the fappy the fappy the fappy the fappy the fappy the fappy the fappy the fappy the fappy the fappy the fappy the fappy the fappy the flapping the flapping the flapping the flapping to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to the the the the to to the the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the tho the thi thi thi thi thi thi.. thi. tooooa. to. to. to. to. tha. tha. too. too. too. too. to, dummy. I didn't mean to call you a dummy. I just called you a dummy at the end of the last episode, too. I don't think you're a dummy. I know you don't. That's why it's I laughed at it. But that's a dumb move, though. Oh sure.

Why don't you just put a bandit on it. So I just cut it off. Oh, fucking Christ. Yeah. I'm, I'm an idiot sometimes. We're all idiots sometimes. Like when you said this was a movie. Just kidding. Just kidding. As I was saying in the in-between space between recording the last episode and this one, I could have been wearing my zombie t-shirt, got my DVDs, my CD soundtrack to it.

Like, I love this movie. Correct me if I'm wrong, but was your former email address not Dr. Menard at Yahoo.com? It's still my Facebook, if anybody wants to find me. My blog that I had for years was, tell the crew, the boat can leave now, which is the opening line to this movie. Which doesn't make any sense when it happens. Did you say that to the dead man? Why do they show, why is that the cold open of this film, do you think? Oh man, there's a lot of questions you could be asking. Yes. I think it's supposed to set it up that like, when the boat arrives in Manhattan Harbor,

whatever the fuck that is. Do you feel weird seeing the Twin Towers on movies? I do. I think I watch enough like 70s movies that it doesn't bother me too much. Makes me feel weird. Yeah, I mean, it's every time it's a bummer. But like, not a bummer. I just feel like, oh, I'm what's going to happen to you, like, you know?

Yeah. Yeah. Like looking at a young Michael Jackson. Oh, I love Jackson 5 and I have a hard time listening to them because I'm just like, I know what's going to fucking happen to you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. That said the baseline. And I want you back as the greatest thing ever written, so whatever. I'm sorry, so yes, Manhattan Harbor. Speaking of baselines, at the opening of this movie, after he sells tell the crew the boat can leave now, and then, mom, I fucking get so pumped when that like, base riff starts. So yeah, I think that's just to set up to like,

I think if the cold open were boat in the harbor, it would be weird. I'm sure it's not called Manhattan Harbor. I'm sure it's got some other name. It's where the Statue of Liberty is. You guys know, where Jason goes in that one movie? You know where Jason goes on, no one Friday or terrible fucking movie.

From Vancouver, New Jersey. The mountains are gorgeous. So I think if we just started off on that boat, everyone, you'd be like, what? Clean up your boat, Slabo, that's what you'd say. What are these policemen from Italy doing? Oh, fantastic New York accents. So it was reading on IMDB that someone was saying that the cops were off-duty New York police officer.

So I was like, fuck you. They are not. They are not. Skip out of the crap must be a real turkey. And his mouth says, man, man, ma'am. I mean, why do they need to fix the sale? Why does the one cop need a bullhorn to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the to talk the to talk the the the the the the the the the the the to talk. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their.oomf.oomf. the their. their. their. tool. tool. tool. tool. tool. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. te. too. t. t. the. the sale? Why does the one cop need a bullhorn to talk to the guy who's right below him? Because it's far away, dude. When he starts talking to the bullhorn and it's the words are coming out long before his

mouth starts moving. When we see Fulchie later on and he's the editor of the newspaper. Oh, that was Fulchie That's Fulch. Oh, geez. Keep the British out of your pros. Fucking dick. But when he's saying that, he's just going, gna, gna. Yeah. He looks like a shitty nutcracker trying to talk to you. It's just a jawdown job situation.

No other movement. And I should say early on, like, I love Fulchee movies. I have this like weird thing where I just fucking love Fulchene movies. I adore them. He was a bad dude. Oh yeah. And every time I've been to like some horror convention where one of the women that were on set, he was just shitty to them.

Yeah. Just like, I don't think he liked people. Okay. And then I don't know that he thought women were people. Aye. So it's like this doubling down. I think, I think Tissa Faro has some like shit about him being real shitty to her too. And like, yeah, there's just, because I saw a panel for this movie at Cinema Wasteland a few years ago, where I was in the same room with Richard Johnson who plays Dr. Menard. I was very excited. Did you tell him about your email address?

I did not. I was going to go up and talk to him, and then I do what I do every time I see a famous person I don't want to bother. He's not really don't need to be reminded what was the other Fulchie movie that we did we also did the beyond which one was that said the house in New Orleans okay just making sure why he always doing Americans just make it an Italy sir because there was there was such a market for Italian movies in America. Why? They're all so bad.

But I, uh, what? Here, you don't remember this guy. No. That's Richard Johnson. I don't. I mean, I recognize him as Dr. Maynard. Yeah, he played the Liam Neeson character from the haunting. Okay. Liam Neeson? Yeah, they remitted the haunting. Wait, the one with Joe Lies when he couldn't. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Wasn't Owen Wilson in that too? Yeah, he gets killed on the giant fireplice. I don't remember Liam Neeson being in that movie. Holy shit.

How many Liam Neeson movies have we fucking done? At least two. Yeah, Catherine Zeta Jones? Yeah, I remember. I don't remember him. I'm not going to check, but I'm 98% sure was leaving some of that movie. Better than with this as strongly as you're insisting that it was. My God. See, I just wanted to get out of the way.

Fulcie, not a good dude, especially to women. Okay. But that's it. I just don't fucking love his movies. That's fair. You have to separate the person from the art sometimes. I think acknowledging the garbage. Yeah. the garbage. the garbage. the garbage. the garbage. the garbage. the garbage. the garbage. the garbage. the garbage. the garbage. the garbage. the garbage. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tha. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. th. It's. th. It's. th. It and discussing it analyzing. So, this fucking movie. Okay, so this boat just floats into the harbor. Why is that so funny to you?

He's like, you're giggling. You're just giggling. This movie makes me so happy. Okay, I can see that. You're giddy right now. I saw this movie in a theater full of people in New Jersey, and when a scene that's going to come on later, like people stood up and applauded like someone did a good sex solo at New Badge for a man who'd been dead for years at this point. Wow. Yeah, so the boat comes into the harbor. The cops go on board because it's derelict. And then this big tour-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-a-o-a-c-s, thu-s. th-a-a-a-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-s, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th-a-a-s, th. th-s, th-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s. thininuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. th-s-a-s'-s'-a-s'-s'-s'-a-s'-a-a-s. thin comes into the harbor. The cops go on board because it's derelict. And then this big Tor Johnson looking mothfucker zombie comes out and eats their goddamn necks. Yeah, he's great. Terrifying. Where does he go?

Oh, so. Is that the end of the movie? Is that how he got there? Yeah, so the thing is that he went and infected people in New York City and that's why all of allthe shit's gone bonkers. Okay. There is a promotional poster for this movie of him walking out of the water. So there was a scene that was cut of him coming out of the water. Too bad they should have left that in but I guess it's supposed to be a surprise at the end. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Literally like every bit of the plot is just a zombie movie. It's just telegraph from the get-go. Yeah, that wasn't what he then what he was trying to do here. He was trying to have a lot of blood. Yeah and a scuba diver and a g-strive. Somebody. Somebody and a an. Somebody and a an. Somebody and a th and a th and a th. Somebody and a thine. Somebody and a thine. Somebody and a scuba and a scuba and a scuba and a scuba and a thia. Somebody and a scuba and a s-a. Somebody and a scuba and a scuba and a scu-s. Somebody and a scuba d-s. Yeah. Somebody and a scu, somebody and a scu, so. Yeah, so. Yeah, yeah, and a th. Yeah, and a to. Yeah, and a to. Yeah, and a to. Yeah, and a th. Yeah, and a th. Yeah, and a th. Yeah, and a th. Yeah, and a th. Yeah, and a th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And a scu, and a scu, and a scu, and a scu, and a scu, and a scu. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And a sco. And a sco. And a sco. And a sco. And a g-string. Somebody should have packed that woman a bathing suit like she was blind Keomey. It was real hot underneath the water. Yeah, well. So it turns out that this is Anne Bowles father. It's his ship. His boat, yeah. And so she

wants to know what happened to him. And wait, it floated into New York from... From the Antilles? I don't think that can happen. Sure, you can get the jet stream. The currents aren't going to do that, though. I mean, I just don't, okay, that's fine. I don't know. I don't know anything. I'm not a sailor. Maybe they say.

I thought that was, I've got soul. But, ah, so, um. But as we learn, her father is who's being shot at the beginning of the movie. Right. We find that out so much later that I was like, oh, that guy. Yeah. He has a very flappy eye thing that happens to him. Sure. Yeah, that's all. Oh, she's played by Tissa Farrow, who is me a fero's sister. Ah, the lesser pharaoh. Yes. Who was an actor for 10 years and then became a nurse? That's great. And has been a nurse for years. It's a great, it's a good living. It's a very. It's a very. It's a very. It's a very. It's a very. It's a very. It's a very. It's a very. It's a very. It's a very. It's a very. It's a very. It's a very very very very. It's a very very very. It's a very. that's a very. that's a very. that's a very that. that. that's a very. that's a very. then became a nurse. That's great. Yeah. And has been a nurse for years. It's a great, it's a good living.

It's a hard living. I think so. It's a very valuable and underappreciated job. I like how the people in the harbor who were like rubbernecking, trying to see what was going on, were all like tall, beautiful dark-haired women in, that's what New York City was full of Vecke then. Certainly. And then the cops are treating, what is her name, to Sephir? Anne? Anne? They're treating Anne like she's a suspect for some reason? She's like, oh my god, it's my father's boat. He's missing what's happening, what's going on? And they're like, well what do you know about it? Like why? you th you th you to you to you to you to you to you to you to you to you to you to you to you to you to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to know to know to know to know to know to know to know to know to know to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the? their the? their tho? to to to to to to Is that a commentary on how the police feel about women?

Or how faulty feels about women? Fair. Or both. And so then the coroner is doing an autopsy on someone, someone who's dead on someone, who's dead, the cop. Yeah, yeah. And he says, well, let's get it over with, which I genuinely hope someone says over my dead body. You know what I mean?

And who was his assistant who did everything wrong? The African American gentleman. No, like, is he in training or? No, I thought you were just saying that Fulchie's an asshole and made this guy look, that's also a possibility. Very bumbling. He also like sometimes doesn't have words he just shakes his head no like my like my toddler just sadly shaking his head no. And then we see the hand of the man on the autopsy table move. Right and then jump cut to. I forgot

about that until you just said it so that's good. Jump cut to the the the newsroom where Fultie's sending Ian McCullough, aka Peter West. AKA one of the only people whose mouth is doing what it's supposed to be doing in this movie. Oh man. He's like go get on this boat beat and see what's going on. Yeah, well he's the boat beat reporter and he hears about this and suddenly they can afford like to send him to the Antilles and he hears about this and suddenly they can afford to send him to the Antilles to find out what's going on. But seemingly only to the Antilles and that once there he's going to figure out. There's no way he's getting back.

No, no. And he's like sniffing Anne's hair and like being super unreasonable. He's like, immediately. And so kind of is she? Yeah, it was the 70s. It was a freer time back. So, so they get caught on the boat by a cop who's guarding it. On the morning lady too. Is that what it was called? Lame. Who, also do you think that that's a joke about this being zombie too?

Because who the boat to like get down and dirty. To neck. It is a crime scene. You would think this cop would detain them. Get their prints to make sure that like, I mean like they're going to do some investigating of this crime scene, right? He's like, nah, get out of here. Like, no, no. Earlier, this boat was literally filled with maggots. Yeah. And fulchie worms that go.

Haa, blah, blah. I'm not sure he's seen a worm. We have to do city of the living dead at some point. No, we don't have to do anything. It takes place in, it's supposed to be, is it Dunwich? I don't know, it's shot in North Carolina and there's one scene where like they're outside and there's monkeys howling. It's just like you don't get outside at all, dog.

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They go to the Antilles and that's where we get the sweet Crash Bandicoot theme. Can you sing it again? Oh, ma'am, mo, da, da, ta, ta, ta, tah, tah, tah, tah, I love Fabrio Frizzi's soundtracks are so great. Is that the only song in this movie? No, it's just, Oh, right. Oh, and there's like one or two other themes. I mean I have the soundtrack and it's like four tracks long. I was gonna say. And then there's all these remixes. No, it's so bad. Oh man. I do

have a note that says the score sounds like the Monkey Island soundtrack but bad. It's like a it's like goblin if you didn't have the rest of the goblins with you. Right if you were just a solo goblin. So okay, so we meet Dr. Menard and his wife, his lady wife. Can I tell you some fun facts about Mrs. Menard? Sure. She's played by Olga Carlatos. Uh-huh. What movie was she also in? My big fat Greek wedding. Purple rain. No. She played Prince's mother. Wow. Wow. Yeah Timing of that seems wrong. When it was Purple Rain? 85? Okay, later than I thought. Yeah. Sometime around then. All right. And she also later on in life in 2010 got her law degree. Wow. And I was like, oh, this woman just became my legit hero.

Yeah. She's in this movie. She this woman just became my legit hero. Yeah. She's in this movie. She's in Purple Rain. And she's a lawyer. You love lawyers. A huge fan of the law. Your Honor. I'm just lying. I'm just lying. But I was like reading. I like whenever you think about the law. you seem to think about my cousin Vinny. Is there any other law movie? No. John Grisham's like, hey, I made a bunch. I thought you haven't seen the client.

Scott Brad Renfro. Who? He's dead, doesn't matter. Are there any yutes in it though? It's got Susan Sarandon. Is anybody's biological clock ticket like this? I really love my cousin Minnie. Everybody does, right? Yeah, I mean it's peak Fesci. Yeah, it's peak Marissa Tomey. Not peak. Not peak Machio though, he's already peaked. He was like 43 when he did this crowded kid movies. Anyway, so yes we meet Mrs. Menard and they're they have a great relationship. Oh they're so loving. He definitely slaps her across the face for talking to him. I'm unclear but he also says like the radio. He also says like the radio isn't working we're totally cut off from the outside world. I'm going to the hospital.

And I was like, how does the hospital not have a radio? Does that seem weird to you? Well, he was at the hospital on the radio. That's when he delivers one of my favorite lines from this movie. Wait. When he says, come in, Guadalupe. to like why the fuck didn't anybody get anything right in this movie okay so he there was another radio there was the one radio that he's trying to radio out and no one's picking up because that's not the same one that's in his house it's broken wasn't there one in his house no I don't know is that where they

were having and filming this opening scene with the opening scene our introduction to them yes yeah that's at the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the house the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. the one one one one one one one one one one one one one the the the the the the the the the the the the the opening scene that are our introduction to them. Yes, yeah, that's at the house. And he's saying the radio is broken, but I thought that was it just I thought it was at the hospital. Who fucking cares? My next note says a syringe full of tomato juice so like it doesn't fucking matter. Then I say that's some noisy blood. that's some noisy blood. the microscope at some stuff. I don't know what it is. And then he's like, let me put my blood on top this slide that I'm looking at. It's got two slides already. That's how you voodoo, Alan, that's how you voodoo. And the blood goes, bleu.

And there's already so much blood on the slide. It's squeezing out. It's terracing. It's, I. the. the. the. to. the. the. the. the. It's. the. It's. It's so. the the the the they. they. they. thi. thi. thi. thiol. tooom. tooom. tooom. tooom. thi. tooom. too. too. that's so. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's so. that's so. that's so. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. together. together. together. together. together. together. together. together. together. together. together. together. together. together. together. together. tooe. that's that's too. that's that's. too. It's squeezing out. It's tear. I don't understand any of it. Is he a science? I don't get it. Be scientific, a douchebag. Okay, so then we meet some other Americans. Susan and Brian, I think. Yeah. Susan is definitely an American. Her dubbing is the worst.

She's the worst at making mouths in this movie. Yeah, Al Cliver is pretty bad too though. Oh, Al Cliver? Is that the... That's Brian. Why? He looked like he should know how to speak? Yeah, at least some... Pretty sure he's Italian. Oh boy.

And Al Cliver is not a particularly ethnic name. Ah, it's probably not really his name. Anyway, she does some scuba diving in a literal G-string. But she puts a fucking like backpack tank on. Yeah, yeah, she's going to the waters and a bathing gap. What? Well, she is very curly hair. She does. She does. That shark smells boobs. It's like chum to that shark.

It's like chum to that shark. So apparently they fed that shark right before they filmed the scene. Yeah. And hit it up with tranquilizers? Yeah it looks dazed. I mean it's moving pretty slowly. But that's a legit tiger shark that will kill human beings. I mean I was watching this especially the scene where the zombie appears underwater and I was like, how the fuck did they do this? I mean it's clearly a shark and it's clearly real and it's clearly happening. Yeah. I wouldn't I can't imagine a situation in which I would agree to do that. So there was an actor that was like on the docket to play that zombie. Yeah,

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two scenes later because we go to the hospital and then we go back to the house, Dr. Menard's house, and there's like somebody scratching at the window like while his wife is showering and I just thought, what if this was a shark and said it was a zombie scratching at the window? Like what if the movie just turned and the sharks came to land, you know? It's like the genesis of Shark Nato. Did you like when Mrs. Menard was taking the shower and someone had set mirrors up all around the bathroom so no matter where she was standing you could see her ass? Yes I do. I like that quite a bit. I'm sure Mrs. Maynard did too. Oh my god, the 70s are so weird. And then she's all wet and she puts on this like terrible caftan.

It's like, fuck me if I murder and something so unflattering, you know. I want to die in nice clothes. Here's something I want to throw out there. I've been thinking about fucking with caftans. I just, it's not for me. It just looks so comfortable. I don't find like very loose fitting clothing to be all that comfortable. I like to be held in. I like to be snug. I like a good pair of sweatpants with a good waist pants. I always think of sweatpants as being flowy. No, what? No, they, like, what you get elastic? Oh, at the waist, they're cinched up. Yeah, I don't want things that are just free flowing. You don't want to be able to put your arms out and the fabric is completely off of your

clothing. Yeah, I'd have to like change my personality a lot to start wearing captains. I think that might, I think that that might be very difficult for people around you to accept for you to go from black t-shirt jeans to. Caff tans. Black caftans. That's like a weird morning, I feel. Imagine the Robert Smith prints that I could get on a caftan. I mean, now it's just depressing.

Now it says I've given up on myself. And you have to. And you have to. You haven't interfered. All right, so it's my job to keep you out of caftans? I think everyone says. Okay. So we skipped over thethe hospital scene which I think had some exposition in it. Which one? I think it's where we learn about voodoo maybe I

don't know I zoned out every single hospital scene because I like just I was bored. Well the debtor coming back and he's trying to figure out why. But isn't he also didn't he do something to cause it? That was the impression I got from his argument with his wife. She's like, yeah, research. I thought it was just that he was trying to, he was just trying to stop it. It's the, that constant drumming that's happening on the island. Yeah, the voodoo that's making the dead come back. Why was she so mad at him th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, is like, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. he's, he's, thi. thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thithe cause of it? Because he wouldn't take her off the island? Oh that's reasonable, yeah for sure. She should have it

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So the zombies just punched through the louvers. Yeah, I mean, it's interesting because movies have led me to believe that wood over windows or doors will keep zombies out, but not these zombies, they get right through them. Thin little balsa wood, yeah. But that fingers in the door scene is like exquisitely gross. Yeah. It's very good. It's super narsty. Yeah. So... at least close your eye, my God. This is the scene that got the standing, oh, when I saw it in the theater. I mean, because the zombie grabs her by the head and then slowly draws her in. What's the zombie doing here?

Slowly draws her in. She's resisting so much. And it's such a good fucking scene because you keep waiting for the camera to cut away and it doesn't. And then the piece of wood just goes into this fake ass eye. Yeah. And it's so good. It's really, I mean, my notes say, at least close your eye. My God.

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and waggles in his face. I like that. Corals? Raw. It's gonna be real scratchy, but the zombie isn't gonna give a shit. No, it hurts him. He's like, oh no. Oh, no.

Oh, my skin. Imagine being the like the dive, the professional diver for that scene too where they're like, okay, you've been, you're diving in this movie and they're like, here's your costume. It's a fucking white G stirring. He'd be like, word? Also, their boobs don't even look alike. It's just not a reasonable bathing suit. No, it is not a... And like the Americans kind of look at each other like, what?

Oh, I've always interpreted that look as Ian McCullough is ogling her. Yeah. And to Saffarra looks over like, come on, dog, to which I have the note, why? Who gives a shit? I don't know. You have no relationship. No, they're in love. They're like holding hands and shit. Ugh. Oh, man. I love later on in the movie where his comb over just completely shits the bed. Oh, he looks terrible. Because there's a lot of deep side parts in this movie. Him and Brian are both, they have the same fucking haircut. But Bryant's is like much thicker and at one point it covers his eyes like there's no way you could see anything that's

going on. Nope. Nope. Sorry I'm laughing so much I just love this movie. No, it's fine you should experience your joy. So I don't know we like see that there's a mass grave. the dead bodies are bleeding when they get shot which I liked. I thought that was a nice touch. I thought the masquerade was a nice touch. I love the wrapped up, like, you know, wrapped up in a sheet and then tied off zombies that like slowly just start to lean up and they shoot him in the head every time. Yeah, it's disconcerting a wrapped sheet person sitting up. I also love that everybody's squibs are usually like a metal plate with an explosive on it. And you can tell when it has like kickback sometimes and the zombies are like, oh fuck. They're just like legit response to they get like, oh fuck.

It happens multiple times. It's a great movie, so. You know what we do see in this movie though? Huh? A land crab. We do? We do. I love that shot. thah. that shot. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. tho. tha. tha. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. tha. tha. th do, we do. We do. I love that shot so much. Yeah, it's pretty nice. Do you want to describe it? It's for anyone who didn't watch this movie, which I have to assume is at least 50% of our audience.

Come on, y'all. There's a shot of the town and there's just a zombie sh and attack of the crab monsters so I'm glad that we could just see them in action. I want to put in a plug for attack of the crab monsters. That movie episode does not have as many downloads I'd like so go back and listen to that. Oh really? Yeah, I appreciate it. Dave is very funny.

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that is such an elegant way to show this scene. You can tell what was important to him. Yeah. And you can tell what wasn't. Like why that 400-year-old plus helmet was just that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that had been for that long. What? What? Brian, how do you know, first of all? He doesn't, he calls them conquistadors.

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What did the conquistadores have to do with any of this? It's there, Gregor? Why does that matter? They were there earlier, Antilles, they named the whole area. No, I know, but why does that matter to this film? It doesn't. It was just so that helmet, he just digs it up with his little fingers and says, this is 400 years old at least, Brian. You don't know that, Brian. He's a Superman fan though.

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He's like, no, we need proof. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he disappears and comes back. Did he throw him overboard? No, he hid them downstairs because when you see the, like, when they're listening to a news report, and they're like the zombies are coming and they're eating everybody, and then the handles jiggling on the room maybe? Some bridge. Yeah. It's not the Clementi. We don't know it. They're on this like top walking path tier. And like the news reporter's like, oh my god,

they're everywhere. They killed everybody. Yeah. And you just see traffic going back and forth underneath them. It's so just because. Was that in the cut that I saw? I must have missed that. Yeah, it's like the last shot of the movie. Oh man, I'll go back and look at it. Oh, man.

Katie, can I read you my last three notes? I would love you to. Brilliant, masterpiece. Bravo and bravo. Oh, my God, Alan. You know that isn, that sounds like you are moving into the ratings face, so let's rate this bitch. Yeah, let's rate it. Okay, you go.

Oh, you want me to go? Yeah. This movie, I love it so much. I know. It's an 8.5. I wish you all could have just seen my physical reaction. I didn't even mean for it to happen, but I just placed my face lately in my hands. I mean, I do need to go and do some recant and find out if the N-words is actually used in the movie because it's probably going to drop it down. It's fine. But this,

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down the beach in broad daylight and he looks fucking great. Yeah. And then there's like his eyes all jacked up. And then there's other ones that just literally look like oatmeal people and they look like garbage. So that makes it stand out that they're it's very bloody and that the effects are largely more than adequate. Sure. But yeah, there's no plot. The acting is terrible. The dubbing is terrible and there are a lot of visible mistakes, which, but it's fun, yeah, it's a six.

It's bad and it's fine. You know, it's exactly what I thought it was going to be. It's exactly what I expected. Rob was like, how was that movie? And I was like, what do you think it was like? Because that's what it was, you know? I think this is, again, one of those perfect, like, perfect like me and my friends Mike and Josh we used to like do team Fulchie where we would watch horror movies all night long we started like six o'clock

and watch them until 6 a.m. Oh my god how did you live? Because we were 20? So or in our 20s. This movie is so good to put on at like 4 o'clock in the morning. You should just go to bed instead though listeners, kind listeners. If it's 4 a.m. and you think I should start this movie, you should probably rethink that I am-o. If you could sleep or you could watch a zombie and a shark fight each other. Yeah, I mean it is a beautiful dance. That's true. That actually what did I give this movie? You give it a six and a quarter for the zombie dance? It shark dance. It is like shuffle it is very romantic. Can I take you to a little place that I'd like to call? Mailback! Let's go.

We have a listener question from listener Peter. Hi Peter. Peter says, I currently listen to no fewer than five podcasts originating in Pittsburgh. Oh my God. And I have never even been to Pittsburgh. All but one of them are horror-themed. What is it about Pittsburgh that gives the ghost life the most life? Fascinating question. Mm-hmm. George Romero? Question mark?

I think that's part of it, for sure. Yeah, an obsession with the past is Pittsburgh to have? We get like 11 days of sunshine. Yeah, we're depressed. It's very gloomy. Very gloomy. Very vitamin D deficient. Oh, so vitamin D deficient. I think I have Rickets. I got scurvy. That's vitamin C.

That's vitamin C. That's your own fault. Just eat the limes, sir. So I was the, it's like, for years it was a hard life in Pittsburgh. Oh people here are hard people here are weathered except for the tech bros Who just got here? But like? Yeah to this day the air quality is still shit, but it used to go Stop saying that I'm fine. I feel fine My kids's gonna be fine. Your kids gonna be fine. She's gonna be fine. She's gonna actually has the air. She's already has asthma. I mean the air air. The air air air the air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air quality air air air quality air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air air. the air. the air. the air. the air. the air. the air. the air. the air. the air quality. the air quality. the air quality. the air quality. the air quality. the air quality. the air quality. the air air air air air air air air air air.'s fine. But like the the street lights used to be on at what 2 p.m. here because of all the soot in the air? Yeah in certain neighborhoods of Pittsburgh you can see they still have lights on top of the stop signs that they would turn on so the people could even just see stop signs when they

were driving. So it was it was fucking hard. And everyone was an immigrant who worked a manual labor job pretty much yeah. And neighborhoods neighborhoods the neighborhoods the neighborhoods the neighborhoods the neighborhoods the neighborhoods the neighborhoods the neighborhoods the neighborhoods their their their their their their their their their their their their their. It was their. It was their. It was their. It was their. It's their. It's their. It's their. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the. It's the. It's the. It's the. It's the. the. the. the. It's the. It's the. It's. It's. Yeah. And neighborhoods were isolated basically because you were just in these weird pockets of living. Yeah, like a weird river valley of being settled outside of it. Yeah. So I think there's a lot of just like spooky elements to this area that really feed off and into the, and then Romero and everybody came along, made night of living dead and the thing. Change the game. Change the game game the game the game the game the game the game the game the game the game the game the game the game the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game. the game the game. That the game. That the game. the game. the game the game the game the game the game th the game. the game th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thea thea. thea. thea. the the the the the the the the the the the the dead and totally changed everything change the game change the game. Change the game. Well, that was a really relevant question to this episode. So thank you for asking that. I think it's also relevant to what's happening in two days. Tomorrow?

Tomorrow? Tomorrow? Tomorrow? Tomorrow? Pittsburghers. We will be guests at our friends the Goul-on-Goole Podcasts one-year anniversary party. It is called Rate Review, subscribe and vibe. So that's tomorrow, which is May 7th, 2019. It's going to be 7 p.m. at Spirit. They are throwing a party. We were invited with a bunch of other cool

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Yeah, Wes Craven directed it. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. I'm sure it's got, it's a, it's a the the the, it's a the, it's a the, it's a the, it's a the, it's a the, it's a the, it's a the, it's a the, it's a the, it's a the, it's a the, it's a the, it's a the, it's their their the, it's a their theirseeckeckereeckereeaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaseaskie's their theirse. It's their. It's their. It's their their. It's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a tr. It's, it's, it's a tr. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's a the the the the their. It's well, what the hell? West Craven directed it. It'll be fine. I'm sure it's got, it's a, it's a, it's reuniting the original cast that's still alive. Yeah. In the movie universe, I think most of the guests are still alive. IRL, yeah.

Except for David Rke and Courtney Cox's love, that is no longer alive. They got divorced. probably after this movie. So we're going to just scream for have you seen scream? Oh no, I'm not entirely sure I've seen Scream 3. Okay, okay. Scream 2 had Buffy at it, right? Jerry O'Connell was in it too. I think, oh yeah, Buffy dies at the top. Sorry, spoilers for Scream 2. What you're not doing next to you. No, Jerry O'Connell is in that movie and it's fine. It's good. She's like a drama student or something.

It's fine. Yeah, Scream 4. It's on the Netflix? Yeah. Hopefully it will still be then. Who knows? So come back for that and get us on the internet. You can leave us a review on iTunes or wherever she can leave reviews on a podcast Republic. You know that one's going to get read because

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