Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 228- Scre4m (2011)

Episode Date: May 13, 2019

This week we're discussing the final feature film directed by one of the masters, Wes Craven. Unfortunately, it has a numerical digit in the middle of a word so you that's a pretty good indication of how the film is going to go. We give you: "Scre4m" (or SCR-FOUR-M or Scream 4, it's fine). Special topics for your consideration include: summertime cookies, romance lost and found in the "Scream" franchise, more meta than the meta, that cool hip band the teens like (U2), blazers, Wu-Tang, Judy Greer and "Stab 7."  It's as good a time as any to check out our other Wes Craven films- Episode 4- "A Nightmare on Elm Street," Episode 44- "Scream" and Episode 138- "The People Under the Stairs." Thanks so much to our sponsor, Squamous Studios-- a design and art studio who create super cool tabletop RPGs, particularly in the horror genre. Their Kickstarter for their newest game, Arkham Relics Hunt, IS LIVE NOW!! Check it out at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/323520698/arkham-relic-hunt Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Mm-mm, it's not right. Hi, we're were will fan balance, and this is a podcast about movies, horror movies, specifically. I'm Alan. I'm Katie. And we're talking about West Craven's Scraform. Scraform, his final film. Oh, God damn. Wow. Like, going out on a note. Here's the thing, like knowing that it's his last movie, I am inclined to feel, I want to feel positively towards it. You know what I mean? It's already got this thing going where you're like, man, this is the last thing he made. This is a last. This is the last. This is the last. This is the last. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. towards it. You know what I mean? Like it's already got this thing going where you're like, man, this is the last thing he made.

This is the last thing he did. So you want to like it. You want this to be his street fighter. I think Stephen DeSuzza would disagree, but I, it's, I keep, I keep, I keep, have you seen you've not seen any of the other screams right other than the first I've seen the yeah yeah just the first just I feel like I might have seen the second one because I knew that Buffy was in it. Yeah. But I feel like I might have seen that like at a party. Sure. A cool party. Yeah. Where they're watching Skratum where I was smoking cocaine.

That's what you do. And just, just ripping LSD hits. I think I was doing it wrong. Scrutum. Scorum. Scorform, I mean, why? Scre theme? I don't think I saw Scra theme.

Really. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In my mind, Scritum is less like meta than screen. Just more of a straight up slasher movie. Yeah, I think there's a little bit of meta because the like the Jamie Kennedy character is still alive for part of it. So there's some of that but like it's very much just a movie. And this one is not meta at all. It just like ignores the fact that horror movies exist, which is nice. Why did he do this? I mean it feels like old man yells at cloud that shaped like horror movie. Yeah, that's true. It also felt like kind of a fuck you to people who thought that scream was to you meta. Yeah. Well the fact that this movie has two false openings. Okay, at first I like like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th th that scream was due meta. Yeah. Well, the fact that this movie has two false openings. Okay, at first I kind of liked that,

because it was all of these like blonde, interchangeable, and sometimes dark hair, I shouldn't say blonde, but like, it was a curling iron gone wild, you know, sort of interchangeable actors, but you knew some of them too, like one was coach's daughter and... Right, they kept like increasing and recognizability. Yeah, right. Although Lucy Hale was at the beginning, but... I guess she was not that recognizable then. Lucy Hale.

She was the dark-haired woman with the good eyebrows. Okay, okay. What would I know her from now? I don't know what you would know her from? I will look. Pretty little. th you th you th fan. Never seen it. I think you might like it. Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants too. Okay, yeah. I don't know what I've seen her in, but I definitely know her. She's just one of those people that you know for some reason. Yeah, it's probably pretty little liars if I'm being honest with you. The second group are Anna Pacquin and Kristen Bell. Yeah, although I want to, it's one thing about this movie that was very upsetting to me.

Yeah. There was something wrong with the color or something where everybody looked dirty. Did you think that? They just looked like they had too much bronzer on to me. Kristen Bell looked awful. And she's a beautiful woman. It was like they rubbed glue all over her face or something. Like it looked like she moved too much you would crack? I thought she was a fake

Kristen Bell at first until she spoke. Yeah. Yeah. Why, Hayden Panateer, I think that's how you say it, also looked like she had been, had fallen into like a vat of rubber cement and then rubbed it real hard. I have so many questions about her outfit. You mean the Bustier? With a business jacket? It looked like she was going out for like a like madam's accountant. There was a period of time, I think this was past it, a period of time where Blazers were considered like evening chic. Okay. Like clubs, like for clubs.

She reminded me very much of the, I can't remember the actress's name in Urban Legends that was always rocking a blazer. Oh, Alicia Witt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was always looking like she was going to wear her secretary pool job. But this outfit was just like, but what if it was like sexy secretary? But also just like with low-rise jeans. Well, she was geared up to be on that Nashville show.

Oh, is that what happened to her? Yeah. Yeah. All right, be her. How she immediately fell off my radar in any way, she remember. Oh, you're in that country musical show. Bye, bye. Yeah, I did a lot of like looking up the actors in this movie and be like, why don't they work more? Why doesn't Adam Brody work more, you know?

I don't know, but he doesn't. Is that the guy from the OC? Yeah. He like never ages. How is that possible? Maybe that's why the attic. Perpetual child. Why doesn't David Arquette work more? I don't know. Oh, maybe because he's not a great actor. Oh, that's the one. He just actually is Dewey.

So this movie is Sydney Prescott returning to? Was she not in the other screams? No, she was in all of them. She's returning to Woodface, the California. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, then, then, and, then, then, th. And, th. And, She's returning to Woodface, wherever they live. Woodface, California. And seemingly her and Courtney Cox have like semi-beef? Yeah, I think in the two intervening movies, Courtney Cox has like profited from her story quite a bit, and there's some tension there.

But they always sort of come together to get the bad guy. Okay, all right. Kind of like they doing this one again, spoilers for this movie. I was like, were they in high school? Like, no, she was like an older, like, news reporter. Yeah. Yeah, she was in high school. Okay. And then it seems like in this movie, we have to believe that Courtney Cox to the tooks. married. To Dewey. The now sheriff. And I don't know why you can't write from anywhere because that was my impression was that you could. But she can't. But she's got extreme writers block. Right, that's true. But now Sydney is a successful author and has kind

of usurped her yet again as the star of the show. I mean these are things I understand and care about. And Allison show. I mean, these are things I understand and care about. Mm-hmm. And Allison Bree? I love Allison Bree. I think she's very versatile. She's insanely versatile. Like, the fact that she was doing community and Mad Men at the same time. And then she's like a scrappy, hapless wrestler on Glow and like, then she was also real good. You know, also that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was a that was a that was a that was that was that was that was, that was, that was, that was, that was, that that that that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the the the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th was real good is Emma Roberts I thought she was great which one is Emma Robbott

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The Culkin boy. The Culkin boy. Like he's throwing trash on your lawn from down the street. The Colkin boy was here again. Honey, call the police. He's currently in a movie about the 90s black metal scene in Norway called Lords of Chaos. He looks very appropriate for that. Yeah, that's apparently very terrible. Oh yeah.

I've not seen it yet. I gotta say I love the Colkins. Oh sure. You get excited when a Colken, who's the, not this- McCully. No, the younger one who's in Fargo and... There's another Culkin who I think is like... Kieran? Are you talking about Cairn? Yeah, I think Kieran. He's like legit really good?

Like... Are you saying the other Colquins are not really good? They're fine. He's like, like, Bacali peaked a little early. Man, the good son is real fucking scary though. Honestly, it is. And my girl has always got to rip tears on my face. Honestly. And home alone is it, to the trie to the holiday season. Macy got real mad at me the other day because I was like, what do you think?

Anna McCluskey or Anna McClumsky? Schlumsky. Schlumsky. Shlumsky. It's like, what do you think she looks like now? What do you think she's grown up to be? Exactly what you think. That's what I was my joke, because you looked exactly the same. Exactly the same. I saw her on an episode of Law in Svue. Oh good, I've heard that's a great show. I've never watched it. It's up there with the wire for me. If you want to watch her swear up a storm,

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Which are part of I'm sorry to for anyone who didn't watch the movie they, we keepthem thinking that it's our movie, but it's actually the in-film universe, film stab. Stab, which is based on the event of the first movie. Which is how we see Jadapink at Smith get murdered at the beginning of the second movie. Oh really? Yeah. Did she get stabbed? Yeah. I was fine with the second one, but then there was a third one and I was like, man,

this can't just keep going. Well, the third one is the actual opening to the movie. Okay. Because it's the the two ladies, then Anna Pacquin and and Kirsten Bell and Kirsten Bell and her friend. Did you like when Kristen Bell stabbed that lady in the stomach? I loved it. I did too, actually. So and it's the cold open, murders again, Sydney's back in town. People are hanging the ghost face all over town.

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It is like. I was blown away that this movie came out in two modern times. This is recent. Yeah. Um, the note, this is hyper meta? I mean it really is. And it also is very careful to set it up to make you think everybody is the killer, but like very heavy-handedly so? They're even trying to say that Sydney is the killer at one point? I would have loved that twist though and just destroy the franchise, you know. It it th be th be th be th be th been tho tho the the the the thin the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the theee theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean. theeeeeeeeeeeeeee. thi. thist though and just destroy the franchise, you know. It would have been so much better than the twist that actually happens. I mean, yeah.

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I can't imagine like, I don't know, like there's no, like, it doesn't feel analogous to reality on some level. Yeah. That you would like, just be fine. And then like, oh, let's have a fucking funny celebration about this yeah no I don't think so also that there would be the whole like murder franchise that springs up immediately or film franchise of the murders immediately after the murders happen yeah that's um that's a little gosh a little little gosh there are a lot of deaths a very high body count and a lot of the killers in two places at once. Right, which is explained later.

Which also like kind of isn't because the killer keeps getting away. But if there are two of them, like, how did it seems like it's harder to get away? I feel like I needed those scenes in hot fuzz where they were like, this is how it happened. Yes. So too, like everybody got away. This movie like seemed like the third ending of clue where I was like, pop, bup, bup, bup, and this is how it really happened, you know? Which I would have actually liked if they had everybody have killed somebody.

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of her book to her poster. Allison Bree wants to capitalize on the murders? Yeah, I wasn't such a bitch. She's like, I got these high heels. She's so fucking likeable though that I was just like, is she though? She has that extremely likable face. You just want to like her. Yeah, and so Sidney fires her. Yeah. Because Sidney's just like so good and pure.

Cindy kind of sucks. Yeah, she's real. She's like an evangelical now, which is uncomfortable. Oh, out of darkness. Like self-help shit, you know. Yeah. Question for you. Yeah. Yeah.

Teen's gonna have a YouTube poster on their wall? No. I didn't think so. No. It's, can I have a question for you? Yeah. 2011? Anybody have a YouTube poster on their wall? People my age. Um, yeah.

Yeah. How are high school kids drinking in a place that is like large enough to have a movie film film projector, screen, and like nobody notices. Yeah, yeah. And it's loud. And did you notice that Stabb? The film was directed by Robert Roger, I did, and I got very excited about that. I would rather see that movie. I love his movies. Why do you think that is?

Do you think Wes Craven's like, you're not that good? I think it was probably just some sort of weird in joke. I hope so. This will be funny. I hope so. Also here's another note I have. Why isn't Judy Greer in this movie? Why isn't Judy Greer in this entire franchise? Or is she? Is she the friend in the second one? Oh I don't know. You've seen it up. Yeah. Been a while. She's not. I have no idea why I thought she was. Okay. Because she seems seems seems like. She seems like. th. th. th. th. the th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. Judy. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. would have liked her in this. I think the the cop who has seemingly has the hots for Dewey. Oh yeah Marley Shelton. She was giving me Judy Greer vibe. She was a Judy Greer face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Her character was completely unnecessary and the side storyline was completely unnecessary and it's like this movie's long. She was just there for Courtney Cucks to be a tick head, too. She was doing it to everybody.

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Which I thought that was kind of a cool death to see your friend get murdered, like from a bedroom window to a bedroom window next door and you can't do anything about it. I thought that was good. I think I was expecting a little bit better in the way of kills in this movie. Yeah. Because the first movie had like, Rose McGowan went through the door. And get stuck in the doggy door killed, which I kind of did again. Well, they mush her with a garage door, but I kept thinking like, aren't they made now so that they won't close on something? Yeah.

And it just, it kind of goes back up after it hits her too. I was like, see, it doesn't actually work. Like, it's not gonna smush you and then go back up. I don't believe that he's dragging Coach's daughter around. I feel like she's like 6-3? She's a giant. She's a giant. Her limbs are so long. It's so weird to like those characters, like actors that you saw grow through her television. She was a little girl when that show started.

She's a goddamn adult by the end of it. And like in this movie they referred her as the blonde with the big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big the end of it. And like in this movie they refer to her as the blonde with the big tits. Yeah. Yeah. No, don't talk about Kwij's daughter that way. Oh, my talk to text picked up me yelling at my cat. What were you yelling at your cat? Glenn, Glenn, Glenn, is what it says. I love that you do these talk to text. Look, I'm not using my thumbs, Alan. I just want you to have a glass of rosé

and one end, your phone and the other. I love it, I'm doing it with a glass of wine in one end, and my phone in my lap, and I just keep hitting the microphone and I'll say, blah, blah, blah, blah, new paragraph. So it skips down to that reminds me. Katie. Alan. This movie's kind of a bore, kind of a bummer. We should eat Oreos while we do it. Yes! Oh, lemon Oreos.

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That's like, has a lot of queer overtones? I can't remember at this point, but like... It's not Dream Child, is it? That was five, right? I don't know. I don't know. It was a nightmare. That movie will live in Infamy as your baby announcement?

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gorgeous. Oh, I bet they're the most beautiful people on the planet. Lisa Bonet is just so beautiful. Yeah, for sure. I mean the child that she had with, uh, why can I think of, are you gonna go my way? Lenny Kravitz? Yeah. It's beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. I only have ugly children. That's not true. Oh my god. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. It's like this movie, it's like this movie, 70% of the way through just falls apart too. Everyone's just screaming, go to Kirby's house, like even the cops, like we got to get to Kirby's house. Like how the fuck, like, first of all, you don't even address? Like, does everybody just know where Kirby lives? Oh, 329 Whispering Lane? Is that what it is?

Is that a reference or something? That's what I was like, and I wrote it tell, because I'm like, that's gotta be a reference. Do you Google it? No, of course not. Yeah, fuck it. And then it sort of spirals into like a commentary on youth today and their obsession with fame and social media and the horrors of everything being like documented. And it's just like, like what are you trying to say? Again, that felt like Old Man yells at teens. Yes, this is a very old man yells at movie. You know absolutely right about that.

Even though it's not, it's not written by West Craven, but it's like. Kevin Williamson here at the first one, so, yeah. Good as sorry, I'm eating another cookie. They're good right? Oh my God. Those lemons are delicious this. We're gonna meet them next week too. That's meta. That's meta for you and me. This movie also has like I love the trope of unlikely friendships in horror movies because it's just sort of like an 80s thing of like well why wouldn't the Jock and the Punk Rocker hang out together and And this movie, like, I don't see Kirby and, and Jill, like, hanging out ever.

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Oh, why you bring that up now? Well, because there's a side plot in this movie where their marriage is on the rocks, and I was like, what, eh? But I think they had a very amicable divorce and they co-parent really well together. So wait, they got together in the first screen, right? That's how they, yeah, I think that was the beginning of their love. And in the movie, those two characters get together. Yeah, it threw out the franchise together. So in the fourth movie, when their relationship was on the rocks? Yeah, it's sad. It's another another. It's called called called called called called called called called called called called. It's a a a their. It's a their relationship. It's a their relationship. It's a their relationship. It's a their relationship. It's a their relationship. It's a their relationship. It's a their relationship. It's a their relationship. It's a their relationship. their relationship. It's a their relationship. It's a their relationship. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's a. It's a their. It's a their. It's a their. It's a their. It's a their. It's a their. It's a their. It's a their. It's a their. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's on the rocks. Yeah, it's sad.

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Over and over. Made me really nauseated. Until she said, how are those stitches? And I was like, you don't have to say that. I can see, I'm watching the fucking movie. Show Don't Tell, show don't tell. Honestly. Yeah, she beats up Dewey with a bedpan. She is shooting at Courtney Cox or is gonna shoot Courtney Cox? Yeah, she shoots, you thinks she shoots the cop, I guess. It turns like she's wearing a bulletproof vest and when she pops up again alive, you're like, who fucking cares?

I definitely thought that was a headshot too when she hit her. Yeah, I think it was a mistake. You know, it just occurred to me. Go. Is in the first movie, we're told that Sydney's mother has been murdered. That's sort of like the whole, the whole, the whole, the whole, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. I, th. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. Yeah, I was. Yeah, I was, I was. Yeah, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was. Yeah, I was, I'm. Yeah, I'm. Yeah, I'm. Yeah, I'm. Yeah, I think. Yeah, I think. Yeah, I think. Yeah, I think. Yeah, I think. Yeah, I think. Yeah, I think. I think. Yeah, I think. Yeah, I'm. I'm. Yeah, I'm just her and her dad, and she was like no other family. But her fucking aunt, who cares deeply about her, lived down the street? Like, why, that's a really bad setup. It didn't, this person, this woman, that didn't need to be her cousin. Right. She could have just wanted to be Sydney. She didn't even have to do the whole growing up. It was all Sydneyney that. Like, you don't... Because it would have been in that town anyway. Right. Everybody, it seems like, was very into...

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defibrilates her goddamn head. I actually kind of like that. Yeah. She's like I have one word to say clear. Which is also what you say at the end of podcasts if you recall from Tusk. Our favorite movie, Tusk. Ugh. I'm glad I'd never have to watch that movie. Oh my god, if someone tried to make me watch Tusk, I wouldn't watch Tusk if you paid me. How much?

How much would you have? Yeah, $6,000. Oh, yeah. So, she defibrilates her head and then Courtney Cox and Sidney are like, oh man, I hope everything's okay, yeah I'm gonna be okay, everything's okay. And Jill pops the fuck back up and Sidney shoots her in the fucking head. Yeah, I liked that though. Even though it's also very meta of the like the killer's always going to pop up in the last frame. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

And then, no, but the last last bit of the movie is all the reporters outside being like, Jill Roberts, the survivor, like, yeah, yeah. Why do we care if she got her 15 minutes? She got her fam? Why do I care though? She got her? I don't know? No, no. Okay, fine. Yeah, that felt like it was like supposed to be like, ooh, but it was like, huh? Yeah, I didn't feel like remorse or wistfulness or like, I don't know, I didn't feel anything.

Yeah. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Katie. Alan. Do you want to refate this movie? Go to the refating face? Sure. You go first. I'm gonna eat this Oreo while you do it. Okay, I'll think of something long enough to say that

will allow you to consume an entire Oreo. Oh this movie is so bad. Oh it's so bad and it's like, like I said, you want to like it because West Craven didn't do anything else after this. This was the last thing he did. and it's so so so so so so so so so so so so so. It's so so. Oh it's so so th it's so bad. Oh it's so bad. It's so bad. It's so bad. It's so bad. Oh it's so bad. to so bad. to to to th so bad. to th to th to to to to to to to to to to to to to go to go to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the. the the. the. the. thi. to to like it because West Craven didn't do anything else after this this was the last thing he did and it's so bad and it has so many like actors you're happy to see it's a phenomenal cast and there none of them are doing anything worthwhile except maybe Anthony Anderson yeah but they're also not like doing it like other than maybe Dewey nobody's doing it wrong yeah they're not doing a bad I guess they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they they they they they they they they they they they don't they're not they're not not not they they they they they they they they th I I I th I th I th I th I th I th I their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. I they. I th. I'm th. I'm thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi they're they're their the like other than maybe Dewey. Nobody's doing it wrong. Yeah, they're not doing a bad. I guess they don't have much to work with.

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Screw tom is okay, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's on a college campus, which I feel like is always a good horror setting. Okay. Like urban legends. give this a three. Yeah. It's too fucking long. It's almost two hours long. Yeah.

And every time you think it's gonna end, it doesn't. You're just like every time you think it's gonna start, it doesn't. Yeah. I want to read the email that I sent you while I was watching it, if that's okay. Please. I feel bad about Scream four. And I deserve to feel to feel to feel to feel to feel to feel to feel to feel to feel to feel to feel to feel to go. Oh my God. And I deserve to feel bad because this was my fault. You don't know. I'm Wes Craven.

I'm West Craven's daughter. Tess Craven? Yeah. I'm just a live-action role playing my dad. I'm actually called Young West Craven. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, let's not do that again. Nope. No we're not going to do that ever again. We didn't. We generally don't do that though do we? Not yet. Return of

the living dead we will. That'll be our do over. Katie. Alan. Speaking of speaking of reading emails, yeah can I take you to a little place I'll like to call mail bag? Mail bag. This is an email from Zacey. What a great name. Like Stacy, but with a Z. That's pretty great. And how many times in her life do you think she's had to say that? Every time. Hi Katie and Alan. That's the two of us. Hi Zazy. Listen. Katie's gonna make fun of me in a minute if she reads, here's this. But I have listened to every episode at least twice. I make shit. I do a lot of time sewing and crocheting and pouring resin,

so I have a lot of time to listen. Are all those activities involved in one thing being made? Man, I hope so, because it'll be rad. I know. You guys are the perfect podcast companion when I want to be entertained and not bummed out what I listen to true crime and cult stuff. Dude, me too.

Yeah, for sure. I can't even fuck with that shit anymore. I love it, and then I just feel so sad. Yeah. I just wanted to say thank you so freaking much. Thank you to to to to to th you th you th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to to to to to to to thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. te. try. try. try. thau. true. true. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. Thank you for using that language. Yeah, we don't curse. Fuck no. For brightening my days. I cannot imagine life without horror movies and your takes on them are always so funny. True. Yeah, I'm with her. My husband and I now only refer to Stephen King by his true name, Stephen Kang. And Rob Zombie will forever be Rab Zambi in our house.

Sorry, Rab Zambi. Keep up all the amazing work forever, okay? That's a big ask, forever? Yeah, it's a long time. We're gonna be ghosts doing this. Oh, please God, no. Again, thanks. Love the show. You guys are the best. Zacey. Oh, thank you, Zacey. And I want to get out in front of something here, which is the Katie's going to make fun of me for having listened a bunch of times. Yeah. That says

more about me than it does about you guys. Because I, despite all of the, you know, like success and positive feedback we've had from this show which... You can't believe anyone likes me? No, you know what I mean. So, when I make fun of people for listening to so many episodes so quickly or multiple times, it's literally about my own insecurities. So, I will be sending you all a check that I would normally send in my therapist. We were literally in a room last night for the live Goul-on-Goul show. Yeah.

Thank you so much for having us and happy anniversary Goul on Goul. HBD. To your love. Oh, and there were people wearing our t-shirt at our show. Yeah. I know. It's crazy. People like us.

Get out of here with that. You know what I mean? It's about me, it's not about them. You guys are wonderful. Thank you so much and thank you, Zacey, you are also wonderful. And I really want to know what you're pouring resin for because I hope it's miniatures.

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We'll get into it. Oh. Yeah. We're going to do Army of Darkness. Yeah. Yeah. The third installment in the... Or maybe technically fourth, but we can get into that as well. Oh, I don't know. You have to tell me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So, yeah, we're gonna do Army of Darkness. It's on Amazon.

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