Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 229- Army of Darkness (1993)

Episode Date: May 20, 2019

In this week's episode, we are going deep into the sequels of a different franchise with the third (fourth?) installment of the "Evil Dead" films, "Army of Darkness." Special topics for your consideration include: how bad fans can make a film franchise go bad, how bad movie etiquette can make a friendship go bad, some very topical "Game of Thrones" talk (no spoilers obvs, we don't watch that show), medicinal film enhancement and hunky hunky Bruce Campbell. Like horror comedies? We've covered a bunch, but you could start some of our favorites: Episode 126- "Cabin in the Woods," Episode 140- "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" or Episode 160- "Shaun of the Dead." Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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So this is the that was like the precursor to Evil Dead. Okay. One. Fortunately the beginning of this film sums up the previous movies for you. Which I do love a summation. It's very last time on Evil Dead. Yeah. And I love the whole thing that's in, I think it's in all the movies of the Tom Sullivan drawn, Necron, flipping through and spinning and... Yeah. I just love that little bit of animation, I think it looks fan. There's so many things in this movie that are just like, oh man, I love Evil Dead too.

So you and I have never really talked about this franchise. So you love those, you love these movies. I like I like like like evil the evil like evil like evil like evil like evil like evil like evil like evil like evil like love Evil Dead too. Okay, is that why you asked if we could do that instead? And I said, we're doing Army of Darkness? I don't know why. I thought, I don't know what I was thinking. Fonzie's. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. But what are your, what is your take on the Evil Dead franchise? So I have only ever seen the first time I'd seen an army of darkness because I saw evil dead, I feel like people who are into evil dead tend to be like really

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Sorry all the Pantera fans out there. You know who loves Pantera? My brother. I know. Real asshole. You know what, Pantera kids listen to when they're stoned? Pantara. I had to, I broke up with Pantera in the last few years. Did you? Yeah, because Missy loves Pantera and she dumped you?

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So at the end of Evil Dead 2 he gets sucked through a vortex which looks very much like the vortex from the Monster Squad. And he ends up like in medieval England and like he's standing there with a chainsaw and it's very epic looking. So this kind of movie, this movie kind of picks up from that. Except that he's not exalted immediately. No, he gets thrown in the pit. The horrors of the pit where there's like a zombie that punches him in the face a bunch of times, which I loved.

I love a zombie punching you in the acrobatic fighting style of all of these zombies. Like just the one in the pit just flips at him so many times. Yeah, it's like a floor routine in NCAA gymnastics. There should have those ribbons. Yeah, that's rhythmic gymnastics. Oh, forgive me. It's a different sport. It can't be. It is, sir. So he's been set back in time, and in order to get back to his time, he has to get the necronomicon from the deadites in their cemetery.

Deadites are just undead basically? Yeah, yeah. And that's a premise that's introduced in the previous films. Deadites are, okay. Yeah, if I remember correctly. Okay. So, he has to get the Necronomic-on and that will have the spell and that can send him back to his time and it will also give them the upper hand and the fight against the deadites in this time. Right. And there's also like a little political infighting in fighting political political political political political political political political political political political political political political political political political political political political political political political political political political political political political political political political political political political political political political political political political in a political political political political political, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little political infighting where there's like a rival kingdom or something or like a, I don't understand it, it's fine, it doesn't matter. A different night gang is just all about stuff.

Yeah, but they also have like a military force, so cool, cool. Cool. Did you like that Bridget Fonda was his girlfriend at the beginning in this movie? I really did. Did you like that he knew how to ride a horse? Of course. Why would you know how to ride a horse? A friend of mine got so bugged out the other day because I said I've never touched a horse. Why the fuck would you? She loves horses. And I was like, yeah, we have like this understanding that I'll never go near them and they'll never come near me.

You think you can trust a horse with with a deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal deal the deal deal the deal the deal their the deal the deal deal the your back on a horse, you're dead. It honestly saddens me then and all the time we've been friends you have not learned that. Me? Yes, you can't turn your back on a horse? You never trust a horse? I just told you I'm getting nowhere near a horse. It eats you. It got spooked, oh it ate you. Ah, it's so fucked. Soulful eyes. I'm sorry, tell me about your friend, who loves horses? She loves horses and she was just blown away that I've never touched a horse. And I was like, I have the same relationship with cows. I'm not touching a cow. See a cow I'll touch.

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I mean, it will eat you after you're dead probably. Oh, sure. So, Glenn, and I have to like let him live in He's close. You know close is not... This is not horseshoes, hand grenades and litter boxes as they say. So yes he knows how to ride a horse. He also knows like fucking chemistry and because he has textbooks in the truck of his car. Right. When you were pointing out the technology I was, it would remind me that I was reading the like goofs in this movie on IMDV which I, which I don't know.. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the to to to to to to the to to the the the the to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their they they they they they they they they. g. g. they. they. they. th. th. th. Hea. Hea. Hea. te. te. tr. te. te. te. te. te. things. things. to. He. He. He. He. He. When you were pointing out the technology, I was, it reminded me that I was reading the like goofs in this movie on IMDV, which I don't know why I do it to myself because I just get angry. You do it every time, though, I do? Yeah. And one of the goofs was, the bolts that are on the pit actually didn't exist in 1300, so... Well, I can't do can't... You can't do that.

But it's like... You mean this movie where a man was shot back in time by a magical book? That's the one that you're... That's the thing that you're... Okay. Okay, that's what's up? Yeah. That took you out of this movie. I mean, like, how can you even? Oh, can you imagine if you had nothing the fuck else to worry about?

Can you imagine if you were just so miserable? That's a really miserable thing to do. Yeah, you're not a good person. Your friends don't like you. Speaking of kitty litter, is that desert made of kitty litter? Because when he falls out of the ground, it looks like he's covered in a kitty? Doesn't I didn't notice it, I didn't it's England. Why is it a desert? I just want to be very clear on that. Not a very dry area, the UK in general.

You don't think of the arid when you think of the... You know what I love is the Little Ashes, which is very like gullivers, and also very willow? They're like thatvels. Yeah, yeah. And also very willow, like the, they're like the brownies from Willow. Sure. I liked that a lot. I thought they were adorable and terrible. They were giving me a little bit of gate vibe as well. Yeah, all three movies, movies are that are great. Uh-huh. Yeah. So yeah, he's told he has to go get the the Bible so he rides off. the the. Yeah, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're they're they're they were they were they were they were they were they were. they were. they were. they were. they were. they were. they were. they were. they were. they were. they were. they were. they were. they were. they were. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. I. they're. I. I. they're. I. they're. they're. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're.eth, David. Zavitz. And she's D.T. Make out. I also love that her name is Sheila. For some reason. Why is it she's hilarious to me.

And she's like mad at him at the beginning and I don't remember why? But she like, it doesn't matter why I don't. She thinks he's a demon. He probably is. And inks he's a demon. He probably is. And then he's a demon, if you know what I mean. Who I don't. Wink-wink demon. Is that intimacy being a demon?

He makes a cyborg arm, which I like. Yeah, with that 14th century technology. And it's so good. It's so ruffy and adorable. It's puffy and adorable and also functions perfectly. Like in a way that prosthetics don't now. So like, oh, that technology wasn't available then. So he goes on a quest. He does. He goes on a quest to find the Necronomicon. And he's told by the wizard that he needs to say these three words.

Which are? I thought you're going to to to to to to to to to to say these three words. Which are? Oh, I thought you were going to tell me. Oh, no, it's a Klatu Verada, Niktu. Yeah, I didn't know that. Say I forgot him, because I don't need to remember them. And fun fact about them, they are the words that you have to say to get the alien to stop destroying earth in the day the earth stood still still 50 50 the the the's like a cute little nod to that as well. How is this movie doing so many great nods to things and Screform was just like shoving it up everyone's ass. Because this movie was like hey I like this and Screform was like whatever. That's fair. Screform. So as he's going, yeah when he goes to the windmill, he's being chased by a demon. That's that that.. th. th. that. th. th. that. the the that. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. S. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to to to to to to to to to to to be to toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. t. t. t. t. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. to t. yeah, when he goes to the windmill, he's being chased by a demon, and

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I don't know. that sucks him inside the book. I liked that a lot. And he comes out and then he has a real long face that he has to shake. Yeah. It's funny. And it looks great. Yeah, it does. It gets progressively smaller. It's great. The second one just bites him and attacks him and flies around him.

And then the third one is the book, and he has to say the magic words to get it and he can't remember it. So he goes, Claudeau, vera. Ugh! That's funny though, too. I guess. Because he does that, he conjures the army of hell. Yeah, so they have like no real motivation, the sentient undead army. Like, what are they trying to do? Just eradicate all human life.

What for? For to the same thing that all these armies of hell want to do and they just want to kill all humans so that they can reign supreme. They really want earth that badly? Sure, it's like the nightwalkers in a game of thrones. I don't know what that means. They're these. What is game of, say it again? Game of thrones? Game of thrones. Okay. Is that like a movie? A movie? thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thrown. thrown. th. th. th. th. thro. thro. thrown. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. thr- thro. thr- thr- thr- thr- thro. thrown. thrown. thrown. thrown. thrown. thrown. thrown. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. thrones. Okay is that like a movie? It's a TV show. Oh on HBO. People like it are pretty popular? As far as I can tell people are just hate watching it at this point. Really? Yeah. Because they've watched seven or eight other seasons and now they're just like mm-mm we're doing this. Come on. The last episode had a Starbucks cup that was left on a table that's in a shot. You're kidding. In old time, medieval? No. the. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. Yeah. the. Yeah. the. the. Yeah. the. Yeah. the. Yeah. the. Yeah. the. the. Yeah. Yeah. the. Yeah. the. Yeah. Yeah. the. Yeah. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. Yeah. the. Yeah. the. Yeah. Yeah. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah............................................................................. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. on a table that's in a shot. You're kidding.

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You could just call it Got? Got. Game of Thrones. Okay, that's easier for me, thank you. It's written my George Railroad Martin. Oh, people love him. They're very happy with the supposed to be funny what they're doing? It's topical humor.

You guys don't get it? You don't like it? Too bad. We're going to talk about it for longer. So, all hell breaks loose, literally. Right. The evil ash that he had hacked apart with a chainsaw and buried. Comes back with the Ray Harry Housen Skeleton Army. I love them so much. I like can't. Maybe it's just the reference in this favorite movie, but I love them so much. Yeah. And they're done like super well. And they're always laughing. They're just so joyful. Such dickheads. They're very funny. I like the version of demons in this movie is just like the impish, like, fuck you.

Yeah. They're not like, nah. They're not bloody, they're not gory. They're just like, yeah. They're just dicks. And I also, an image, a series of images that I really like in this movie is the skeleton marching band. I tha.

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Yeah, it's not great. Yeah. What year is this? the thirty. Yeah. What year is this? 93? Okay. Filmed in 91, released in 93. It was shelled for like a year because, uh, D'Lorentes was trying to get the rights to Hannibal from Universal. And Universal was like, no, you can't know it for a year, and then, yeah, and then, so, like, they were all pissed off because they're trying to get this movie and the producer is holding it up over rights for something else.

I see. Apparently Bruce Gamble has like a lot of ill will towards the production end of this movie. Oh, interesting. Whatever, it's not going to stop him from being ash everywhere he goes I feel. It's true. And isn't there a television show show. No, he was. It was him like now. It was him like X amount of years later. He's still working at Smart and all the demons come back. Is he still handsome? Yeah, good. Older man handsome. Isn't it nice how men get more handsome as they get older. We just shrivel up and die.

Shrivel up and no one looks at us until we're dead. What is it the Amy Schumer bit about the last fuckable day? Oh, I don't know. I don't know that. Yeah, it's a really funny bit of like Julia Louis Dreyfus. Yeah, yeah. Is like, oh, this is my last fuckable day. This is the last day that like Hollywood will find me fuckable and hire me to do things. She's so fucking funny. controversial opinion I guess. Yeah, Ash has to like, he really wants to go back to his time and then when he, Sheila gets stole, he's like, oh no, I gotta be the guy who leads in these armies.

He's very pompous. I don't know if we've gotten, he's at home well enough. Which is weird because he's just a guy who works in a department store? He's a schlub. Yeah, like, why is he like, why is like, why is like, why is like, why is like, why is he like this? I don't know, because he can actually do everything that he's setting out to do. Like, he can actually do all the chemistry. Like, he made that, like, hand for himself. Like, even in like, in Evil Dead, when his hand gets, uh, like, his hand turns into a demon and attacks him and there's this hilarious, like, slapstick, he cuts his own hand off, and that's why he has he's................ the the the the the he. he. the the he. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. th. thi. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. he. he. he. he. he. he. he. th. he. cuts his own hand off and that's why he has that chainsaw because he makes that rig for himself.

But yeah, but he's also a pain in the ass and like to stuff like giving some sugar baby. And then there's this big fight. And I love it. I have a small reveal for this. Oh. I may have fallen asleep for a little while during the fight. . three-minute movie. But as I watched it right after I watched Scraform. Why did you do that? Because that's the time I had to do this.

You were like, let me set aside four plus hours to watch both of these movies. And make dinner. So I dozed a little bit during the fight scene, but I don't feel like I really missed too much. No, I mean, it's good. It's funn. I was captivated. Okay, okay. I'm sorry to hear that you weren't. But, you know, who am I to judge someone for falling asleep during one of our movies and not rewinding?

So yeah, he wins the day. He gets sent back to his time by taking like a potion to send him back to the Nauseys. And the end of the movie is him in Smart explaining to someone how this happened. We'll explain it to Ted Ramey, Sam Ramey's brother, who plays two other characters earlier on. He's like townspeople or something, yeah. Yeah. And Sam Ramey is a towns person who's got like a night's helmet and a sweatshirt and sneakers on.

Isn't there a third Ramey too? Ivan, he also're pretty nice. That's good. They're nice. They're nice. They're nice. So yeah, and then while he's explaining this to Ted Ramey, a demon rips out of a lady. Yeah.

And starts kicking his ass. He grabs a shotgun, shoots the lady, and says, Hail to the king, baby. And makes out with a lady. Yeah, because he's a hero, I guess. And that is the end of Army of Darkness. Well, apparently there was actually an alternate ending that was canned. That was him drinking too much potion and going into a far-flung post-apocalyptic future. And they were like, no, that's sad. We don't want that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the lady the lady. the lady. the lady. Yeah. the lady. the lady the lady. the lady th the lady the lady drinking too much potion and going into a far-flung post-apocalyptic future. And they were like, no, that's sad. We don't want that.

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to be happening. No. Game of Throne, what are you doing? Come on, come on, come on, come on, railroad. So, Katie, would you like to rate Army of Darkness? I would. Would you like to go first? No, let's let you go first. Fine.

OK, so I don't have a lot of context for this, having only seen the first movie, you know, 22 years ago or something like that. Yeah. Well, not that long. Like 19. Okay. Regardless. Having never seen the second one, it sounds like you feel as though as tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the tho the the tho the the tho the the tho tho the that, that, the that, to to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. to to to tothough this one is a little subpar compared to those, but to me, it's just fucking delightful.

Like I don't have those to be like, well, this is a less good version of those. I'm just like, oh, this is really fun and I had a lot of fun watching it. And it was like totally when I needed at the end of like a week day day, Have some of my special medicine that is for special people who need medicine It's a weed Just just like get a little stoned and watch this movie and just be like oh, it's so good It's so funny. It's such a good time and then it was over. It's 83 minutes. It was great. I loved it. I'm giving it a nine. Whoa, and I feel like people right now are like oh you don't see the other ones and like this one isn't as good, but like, I fucking watch this and

I really liked it so don't take it from me. Don't take it from me, I don't want to hear about it. All right. I mean you, because you send me those emails where you're like, you're gonna being critical of me. Whatever, can you. Do you notice that when women do men's voices, it's always like, me, me, me, me, me, we'll be, me, like, why do we, me? Like, why do we do that? I can't wait until you get a moment to your men be trying to like this portion. You know what, maybe there needs to your men be try than like this? You know what? Maybe there needs to be comedy like that.

I feel like it is. It's called the 80s. Oh, you men. But women didn't get to do it. It's true. This is not where I thought this episode would be going. I'm fe happy about it. I'm fainting confusion about Game of Thrones and talking about how men can't talk or drive.

Please save your emails. Oh no, they'll just prepare them for this. So I don't like this movie. Oh no! You didn't like it. Like, normally if I like start to doze, I will rewind a movie. And I was like, I don't want to do this. I don't know what it is about this movie.

It feels like it should tick all these boxes for me. Yeah. And there's just something about it that does not hit with me. Well, that's just something. thi something. thi something. thi something. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. thi. thi. thi. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi it on some level. Oh, no. I mean, you like what you like. You don't like what you don't like. That's literally the premise of our show. People can like whatever they want, yeah. But like, I love Evil Dead too. I love Evil Dead too so much. But I feel like, I almost want ips a little bit too far into like the

slapsticky stuff sure and doesn't give me enough of like the gore end of it which I really love like there's a scene in evil that too where an entire wall is founting blood on him like just holes in a wall are shooting torrents of blood on him and it's fucking absurd okay that sounds right up your alley yeah exactly but this is not like, it oddly doesn't go absurd enough for a movie where a man has been shot back to the 13th century and has to give you some sugar maybe. It's the wrong kind of absurd it sounds like to you. Maybe, there's just something that's like a friend that I can't actually be friends with.

Like the guy who yelled in the movie theater, maybe that's why you don't like it. Maybe it's just a bad forever reference. Maybe. Yeah, yeah. That's probably not why. I mean, it's hard when a sequel of a movie takes what's good about the previous movies and eliminates it for you. you know. Yeah, I know I think like I mean I was in my teens when I saw evil dead. What is that? When was the first one? Like 80 86 or something? Okay, that's fair. That's close enough. Was that the first one? Yeah 81 87 92. Okay. So yeah I

would have seen I would have seen evil dead to probably in like 88 or 90 somewhere around there. Yeah. And I just never seen anything anything that was so silly. Yeah. So bloody and blah blah blah blah. And I don't know why this just doesn't hit for me and I was like maybe going back to what it's gone to and it didn't and I was like man. Yeah. That's okay. I'm gonna give it a five. Okay because I know that it's like it's good it's just not for me. That's fine. I'm so pumped that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the that's that's that's that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's good. that's good. that's good. that's good. that's good. that's good. that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the th. the the the th. the the. It's good. th. It's good. that's good. It's good. that's good. It's good. It's that's good. Yeah, that's fine. I'm so pumped that you really loved it. I loved it. I'm going to watch the other ones now and not think about Jason. It was just like they were all so fucking into this movie, right? Like, like, yeah. I remember watching it with them and they were all just like yelling the lines along with it because they were just like. they were just like, they were just like, they're just like, the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the other. the other. the other. the other. the other. the other. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. thi. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. And then I was like, well, that's the thing was for stupid people because clearly he's too bad because he doesn't like thing. So, I mean, that is, that is stupid. Not to like you. I mean, I think he has a bunch of neck tattoos now. So. Just random neck tattoo. It's just like a pokey ball. Yeah. Do you say a pokimo. Yeah. Do you say a Pokemon. that. A poke. A poke. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. know. Yeah, catch them all. I don't know what you're saying. I'm sorry, is this on Game of Throne? Oh, it's not on Game of Throne.

So yeah, I will go back and I will watch the others. Yeah, I can't recommend Evil Dead, too, highly enough. And Evil Dead's great, but Evil Dead is too. So I don't need to see Evil Dead too. I don't think so, because much like this movie, there's... Yeah, I already saw this one. Because I know it ends. You could, it's fine. Yeah. I have limited time. You can even watch Equinox, which is the movie that Evil Dead is referencing.

Nightfall in Mark. No thanks. Katie. Who brought Jason here? This is my friend Jason. Why has he been in your attic all along? Can I take you to a little place that I like to call? A mailbag! I'm there, I'm ready. It's like listening to my friends, but with more tiddy bill.

Oh, who said that? This is Cosmic Dork who gave us a five-star review, and I do. I'd like to give the name Cosmic Dork also five stars. Funny, consistent. Oh. Mostly work safe content. Ooh. A, occasional casual swearing, but nothing that will get me fired. Oh my god, where are you? Where do you work? Where do you work?

Where the fuck do you work? Dicks? Where in the titty shit do you work? Wow. He's like titty shit enterprises actually. Also copyright your season to cisbladder. If you need a reference, get in touch. Yeah, you fired.

You guys are great and I look forward to each new horror movie review. Thanks for being awesome. Oh, thank you. Thank you for taking the time to say nice stuff about us. Thank you, Cosmic Dork. I have a question about consistent. Does he just mean we come out every week? I think we are consistently funny. Oh, there's some duds in there.

We were funny first and then consistent. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Alan. Can I read you another review from iTunes? Sure. A stupid, solid podcast. Hmm. I'm going to talk about the adjective stupid. Go on. Who's this from? This is from Jordan of House Mormont. Which is a Game of Thrones reference. Oh, Jordan, I'm so sorry we put this, your letter in this, uh, your letter? You didn't write us a letter? What am I talking about. Jordan I'm sorry. The weirdest correspondence ever. I know how did they find your house? It's a five-star review. That's important to know and thank you Jordan of Mormon. Mormon. Mormon? Mormon? Mormon. Alan and Katie are just really easy to listen and binge. Oh, if you like less serious approaches to movie talk this is it. Oh, that's really nice. Thank you. I feel like if th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. thi, thi, thi, how the the the the the to movie talk, this is it. Oh, that's really nice. Thank you.

I feel like if you are into serious approaches to movie talk, this is definitely enough for you. No. Mm-hmm. Does he mean it's... Okay, stupid. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's not wrong on either way.

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Thank you. Katie. Alan. Do you want to do this again? Army of Darkness? No, this podcast. Yeah, we couldn't really feel a whole lot of time with Army of darkness this week. on cruising. Cruising USA. What movie do you want to do? I hate when you to ask me because I remember that we picked movies. I totally forgot what we picked already. We're going to do

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some people, you know. Yeah, Terry Gross. Shut up, Terry Gross. Taking Terry on a fake. Someone's got to. Just getting him charred's mean. Thanks for listening to another episode of Wearable Fabulance. Bye. Bye.