Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 236- House (1986)

Episode Date: July 8, 2019

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 1986 horror comedy "House." Special topics for your consideration include: excellent hair looks of the 1980s, unexplained mysteries of this particular house, confusion about how microwaves work, more beefs and deepening beefs, the pros of Fred Dekker's work and the cons of Stephen Miner's and Studio Katoween: giver of wonderful gifts! Check out their cool stuff here: https://www.storenvy.com/stores/879006-studio-katoween Is it possible that 1986 was the golden era of horror filmmaking? Here are the episodes we've done from that year: Episode 35- "Neon Maniacs," Episode 56- "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2," Episode 95- "April Fools Day," Episode 103- "The Fly," Episode 147- "Critters," Episode 174- "Chopping Mall," Episode 180- "The Stuff," Episode 199- "Terrorvision" (our live show!), Episode 200- "Trick or Treat" and Episode 213- "Poltergeist II: The Other Side." YOWZA. Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

I guess I just felt like it was a bit of an indictment of like capitalist culture and just like really bougy, like, why do you need an open concept, kitchen living room, dining room, or like why do you need a spa-like bathroom? Or like, why do you need a spa-like bathroom? Wait, that was your takeaway from this movie? Movie? It was a TV show. Um, huh? Wait, was I not supposed to watch three episodes of house hunters?

No, you were watching the show about the doctor with a cane that's got a bad attitude? Yeah, why is his attitude so bad? You're a doctor? You ever seen that show? It's because he's over-annunciating his American accent. Oh, is he a Brit? Yes. You know that. That's a very British name.

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Yeah, did they? I don't, I didn't watch all of it. After I agreed to live in it and they were giving it to me, I walked away. Uh, Steve Miner I directed I directed I directed I directed I directed I directed I directed I first movie. Warlock. Warlock. However, we made very much fun of him. He got better, I think. What year was Warlock? Early 80s? Right around the same time.

Is this really thing? Potentially after, is what you're saying? Yeah. Yeah. Potentially. I mean, there's just a lot of great Steve Minor touches, like the scene where our main character, Roger is walking down the street with his like book agent or whatever, and it's being filmed from across the street as traffic passes them very quickly. Why? It's so stupid.

It's so distracting. It's just like, that's that good Steve Minor, I, you know what I mean? Warluck was three years after this movie. Oh, he did not have Julian Sands eating pudding with his hands though. Julian Sands, that's his name, right? It is the warlock, the titular warlock. The titular warlock. The title were like Eating With His Handings from Warlog.

It's been a while. What, uh, what movie are we doing? Oh, House Hunters International. House hunters and renovations. I like that show because you can watch people descend into madness anyway. I've never watched any of those shows. I just, I like them for the, just like watching people be terrible and have terrible things happen to them. I have to, I have to correct myself.

I had, did watch a marathon of tiny houses at my sisters once? See, I fucking hate tiny houses, and I feel like I've said it on here before. Why? I have. I won't say it again. Go back and listen. Find the tiny house references into your Googler and see what happens. Plus whereof ambulance ambulance, plus trailers, plus my people. Plus horses are evil. We're doing actual house. From the title of the movie, actual house. From 1986, story by Fred Decker. Fred Decker, writer of Monster Squad, and something else I like.

Why can't? I pull it right now, Night of the Creeps. Night of the Creeps. They're the same movie. They're not at all, but I like it. Also Roboc Cop 3 and... Here's the one? Yeah. There's a reason that that movie got panned. that got panned for no apparent reason because they're masterpieces. Is this one of them? Uh, we will find out, won't we? We talked about doing this movie for a while because we both really have fun memories of it?

Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Oh also I should have mentioned when I was like trying to tell you who William Cat is and I just kept saying Greatest American Hero and you had no idea. Yeah, I don't know what that is. He's the hot guy from Carrie. Oh, he is. And he's still hot. Oh my god, that sweater. I mean, if you're gonna wear a sweater, have it show your navel, right? Like, is there a swooping V? Is that what that would be called? I mean, if you can put on deodorant without getting inside the sweater, like, it is, if you could walk into your sweater? Yes. If your sweater looks like the sweater. Like it is from the neckline. If you could walk into

your sweater. Yes. If your sweater looks like the Liberty Tunnels, you might be William Cat. It's got it almost felt like it was from the Chris Surrendon collection. Yes, although he would be more boatneck. He likes to show him more clavicle as opposed to Sturnum. Just the first three beers in that six pack. Yeah, just just give him a, it's like giving them a hint, but also the hint is the whole thing. But then I was like, well, what shirt do you wear under that? I don't think you do. I think he's doing it right. I think he's wearing it as intended, you know. Like a turtleneck? It's just gonna look weird.

Then you would look like a weird preacher, I think. Or like a Star Trek villain. Yes, it is very Star Trek villain. Oh man, oh man. So this is the story of a man whose life has gone to poop. Yeah, a Vietnam veteran who has divorced his wife following the, early separated from his wife, following the loss of their child who's gone missing, their only child. And he's a horror writer. Mm-hmm. And I, in my mind, this movie was very funny.

Oh yeah. In reality, I felt very bleak about it. It takes like an hour before it's like, oh, that's right, we're a horror comedy. Yeah, I think he started writing a real bleak movie and then was like, but what if we got Norm from Cheers and a bunch of like rubber monsters? How would that work out? And fucking bull from nightcourt? You love nightcourt, right? Boom.

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That you did an artist rendering of for our live show which is like lost to the ages because there's like no record of that image. I'm sure you have it I have it somewhere yeah like only the people who were there ever saw it yeah I don't think I ever posted it to so she needs no keep it to to to the the to the the the the the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the the they. the the the the the the the they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the only the people who were there ever saw it. Yeah, I don't think I ever posted it to So Shmeeds. No, keep it to us. Keep it secret. Keep it safe. Oh, speaking of Soch Meads, yeah. Cinematically correct, coming at us. They just did an episode on Clue.

They're challenging us on the, on the Twitter. Should we just like physically fight them or soon as they posted something about it being a battle between us, I got like a knot in my stomach and felt real ago. I was like, no, am I going to hurt somebody's feelings? I can be pushing they're younger than us, which I feel like makes them more agile. So you're talking about physical altercation. Isn't that what this is leading up to? Aren't we going to meet on a the This isn't... Well, how do beefs end? I've seen Biggie and Tupac.

You know what I mean? History's only beef. It was like the War of 1812 and Bicke and Tupac. Right. But it was a... This is going to end with Shug Knight backing over one of us in a parking lot, but I don't know who yet. Thank God that man's in jail. Honestly, please don't let him see the light of day again.

But he's such a nice man. But yeah, so go listen to that episode of Cinematically Correct and then compare the two. Or don't because we're no, no, there are enemies, don't give them listens. Or listen, they question people to see which one they liked they liked they liked they liked they liked they liked they liked they liked they liked they liked they liked they liked they liked they liked they liked they liked to the one they liked they liked to their their to their their to their. their. th. th. tho. the. to their. thi. the. thi. thi. thi. them. them. their their their their their their their their their their their their their. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. their. their. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. to. to people to see which one they liked better. Hmm. I think that's what gave me the knot in my stomach. It's like, somebody gonna like somebody else besides me? Yeah. Wait, they wanted to see who like, people liked us better than them? I like that.

I'm quoting Twitter now. This week is a battle of the podcast episode. Where wolf ambulance and us both discuss clue on the same week, comment below and let us know who did it better. Well, what do the comments say? I don't know. Don't look, don't look. His aunts did. He inherents the house.

Yeah. He's being shown around by a real estate agent who is like being very put off that he doesn't need a tour of the home. It's his aunts. It's his aunts. . It's his aunts. He doesn't need to be shown around. Even if it didn't turn out that he had lived there at some point. I have never lived in my aunt's house. I know where the fucking bathrooms are. You know what I mean?

And it goes also crassely talking about how he can sell everything in the house. Yeah, it's gross. I think it's just a condemnation of really about real estate and how, um... It is a rad house though. Oh my god. I love that floor in the entryway. Yeah, it's gorgeous. I tear it all up. Put down, what's it called?

What's it called? Make it the tollin' it? Make it look like hardwood. And like two property brothers. Uh-huh, uh-huh, you want to put them in the house, just to walk around and tell you where you are at all times. So you can like do, you can sled down there or foreheads. Because they are so slopy browned.

Maybe that should be our new beef. We came for ematically correct. We came for my favorite murder, which by the way, listener of the show, Cat warned me on Twitter that they might come for us. Yeah. And so we've quashed that beef. No, no, no, no. I will take on all of their goddamn murder-you-know-what. And now we're coming for the property brothers. Next, Oprah, I think, and then Jesus, and then where you go home. We are really pumping, or punching up, and pumping up.

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nom soldiers were. Oh my god, they were terrible. They were really bad. They were really bad. And like, even the sound of those scenes sounds like you're watching like a 1940s war movie. Oh yeah, 100% yeah, yeah. Sounds really bad. I like they're the only animals in the jungle for monkeys. Yeah, well it's the jungle scene. I'm pretty sure there's birds there. No, the monkeys say them.

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I want a demon closet. What do you do with it? Just not going to it at midnight. The rest of the time it's just a fully functioning closet. That's true. Do you think if you like put stuff in that closet and then open it at midnight, where would your stuff be? Well, it's elsewhere. You think of demons wearing your mink stole? I'm a big stole guy. You would look great in a stole.

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Are you shooting fun facts at the people? Alan has opened fire, but what it's fun fete? I wish it was fun fettie. So okay so let's talk about what the house does. Okay talk about it. No you tell me. Because so Ann Elizabeth has killed herself or has been made to look like she killed herself. Yeah. But as we're told by the man standing over her grave. She wouldn't do that. She wasn't crazy like my wife, who is sobbing next to him at this grave site. She's standing right there and she's crying. So maybe could you like save it till you get home?

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It's like fucking obscene that fish when it starts moving. It's flapping around like Tilda Swinton's dick in the Suspire remake. It is gross. I found it like, erotic. Deplie erotic. It's because it's eye keeps looking at you. It's flapping and it's looking at you. Never do that.

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And then there's, um... That's just an Ipacaque, right? You're just gonna throw up after you drink that. Oh no. I've seen the Budweiser in tomato juice. Yeah, I think that would be a micolub. And then you've got pinnadas? Micolob altradas. For people who work out!

It's real hot and I think my brain is fried. I feel crazy right now. So sweaty. So George went... We just call him Norm. His name's Harold in the movie, it matters not. He's norm. He's now like convinced that Roger's out of his mind. Which, from an outside perspective, this man is out of his mind. And he's concerned. He seems to be a fan of Roger. Yeah. Which he doesn't seem like he should be. He has a golden retriever.

Those are the people that read horror books. Really? Golden retriever people. Oh man. I think golden retriever people just like wore flannel and took walks. It does sound nice. Maybe I need a golden retriever. I just bought two new walking sticks. Really thought you were going to say dogs? No, no, no, we're good. He's got that book that he has that in his pocket every day? Every fucking day. Wall it on one side? Handkerchief and loose book on the other side. Honestly. I just like to pull page 103 out and read it

randomly. It's just like affirmations, you know. Anyway. So this escalates to where Roger's being attacked by Tanya, Sandy. His Sandy is shown up and she turns into a monster and he shoots her and then he has to hide her. She's wearing this slinky purple 80s dress. And then when she turns into a monster, she is like a very flabby, green, heavily lipsticked. Yeah. Wearing like a giant purple satin dress. And I love it. I absolutely adore it. I th, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she th, she th, she th, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she she, green, heavily lipsticked, wearing like a giant purple satin dress, and I love

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I saw him in something, too. Or did we see him in something? And you were like, that's X. I think so, yeah. He shows up in a lot of stuff. like just the vaguest memory of saying, that's X. Or someone saying it to me, and now I don't even remember that. And then I took X to see, I don't know what happened. I know what happened. Eventually, he cuts up the Sandy monster

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Hmm. Canadian, maybe. She could be from anywhere. I honestly could not tell. But like she's seemingly coming on to Roger when we first meet her. Yeah. Yeah. her. Yeah, super hard. And he's like... And she's like so hot. Yeah, totally 80s hot.

And he's totally 80s down. Oh yeah. He's D.T.T. Down to Tanya. And then she shows up later with fucking Robert. And she's like, hey, can you watch this? And he's like, I don't want to, she goes Popeye. Yeah. And full of her mouth kisses him before she leaves.

Yeah, where do you think she was going? I don't know. Poor Robert. Robert's great. Robert is adorable. How, I could not tell how old Robert was, because he didn't speak English. He was like... He's not in diapers. No, but he was either like two?

No. Or he was 13. Like I'm not 100% sure what was going on there. Honestly, Robert is just... Robert is an enigma. Whoever was making haircut decisions are Robert on point. Tanya, no. Tapered mullet.

It is so bad. Short on the sides. Baby bangs. Baby bags and Cushball. Oh, he's adorable. If there was a rat tail under that mullet, it would be perfection. He, he, he's exceptional. And also that scene of him getting dragged up the chimney,

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And Rogers just yanking him down. And Robert's like no worse for the wear. Not upset while it's happening. I think he's actually giggling while it's happening. By the time his mom comes to pick him up, he's just like, he's like, he's like, he. Those are all of Robert's lines too. But he's like a little goblin too. Maybe Robert's haunting the house. When she first drops them off and then leaves and Rogers like hey Robert you want to I don't know play with a plastic bag? Yeah

it's like whoa we're just going to killing this fucking kid and you had a child like you're a dad you're a dad! Yeah you're a monster. It's such a good like toss off line that's like, ugh, soicky. Because he's trying to work on his book, but also can I mention something that I'm working on his book, which is, how is he moving that computer from room to room? It is not a laptop, but he has it in different rooms throughout the movie. Was he hauling that like big ass tower and monitor everywhere? No way, Doug, he had multiple, this dude's a multi-thousand air. He had multiple computers and was just pulling out that three by five floppy and drop it into the next one. You think? That's dangerous.

There was always one tucked into his low cut V sweater. Oh my god. Oh my god, the sweater. I'm going to think about that's that's time. I'm going to think about wearing one just to... You should try it. No. Do you have you tried one on? You don't know. You don't know until you put it on.

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you know, give up part of themselves to listen to this like authority figure. And they want to be there. And they want to be there. And he was just like, because he even says, like, nobody's going to also didn't choose to be there. Right. But in the grand scheme of things, that's also going to keep everyone else. Oh, for sure. But I also found the scene where he's begging Roger to kill him. Yeah. Really, really depressing. Really depressing.

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who's giving it like, who? Yeah. He's such a squinty comedian, you know? It's like not working at all. He just has like Mo Howard for a setting and doesn't know how to turn that off. Yeah. Mm-hmm. So, go on. So, so, Norm comes over to help. Yeah. And Roger gives him a harpoon gun? The one that he's almost shot with earlier by the real estate agent. Yeah, and he tells him there's a raccoon and he needs him to shoot it right between the eyes when he opens this door. Uh-huh. Think you could do that?

Are you asking me? Yeah. Could I shoot a raccoon between the eyes with a harpoon gun? No. No. No, and I especially couldn't do it if William Kat is dancing around in front of it saying, shoot him, shoot him! Like you're right there, guy. Harpoon guns, not in water, not known for being a really perfectly aimable weapon, I wouldn't think. Yeah, they're not a precision weapon.

You're aiming for the broad side of a barn with that one. So, so, Norm like passes out, and that's basically the last we see of him. He's proved himself to be useless. I hate, there's no need for him in this movie. We see him with like a bottle of Jack Daniels and then Roger puts him on the couch and then there's like a wipe, a screen wipe. This movie's a fan of the occasional wipe. I th. th. th. T th. T th. T th. T th. T th. T th. There th. There th. There th. There th. There th. There th. There th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii's, thi, nor, thi, nor, nor, nor and then Roger puts them on the couch and then there's like a wipe, a screen wipe. This movie's a fan of the occasional wipe. I thought there was going to be like, oh my god, you've been gone for days. Yeah. No, I just found a bottle and got drunk when you were going for 10, 15 minutes? Yeah. Because his own batard and bolt him to the closet.

And that's when we see the the scully monster. Right. Flap it next to him. No, no, no. When he goes into the closet is when he has the Vietnam flashback of Ben. Oh, that's right. When he goes into the, he finds the painting with him, he finds the mirror of the medicine cabinet. I actually really liked this. He breaks the mirror of the medicine cabinet, and it's black behind it. We see him open it and see that there's like medicine cabinet shit behind it.

He closes the door, breaks it. It's black. He like puts his hand in and then he looks out the window. And you can see that it's like thought it was a retractable spinal column. Yeah, but it was really a phone cord covered in nubbies. And that's where he finds the giant skull flying bat with human arms. Oh, that's right, because he lowers himself down. Where did he get all that rope?

Where did he get all that rope? Where did you get all that rope? He was a numb. much rope. Yeah you just come back with that much rope. Gotcha. Welcome back to the states have 6,000 feet of rope. If I know you have to you get the hemp and rope when you go into town to buy supplies before you go out on your request. Sure and you probably took some off of norm because he also had you know a 50 foot length of rope. So you think he searched the corpse before he walked away? These are dungeons and dragons jokes for those kids out their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. to to to theeeeeeeeeeee. to to to to to to the. the. thegeons and Dragons jokes for those kids out there. They know they've seen Stranger Things and they're playing now too. It's cool I didn't start to my 30s, so.

Yeah, you're fine. Yeah. Although, like, learn second edition. It's so much better than fifth. I say you play labyrinthi. I don't know see that's too far back for me. I'm old. I'm old school. I started when I was 30s. I was in my 20s. I mean, that's when I started playing in my 20s.

We weren't that far off in timeline. That's when we met pretty much. Yeah. Wait, had you just started playing in like two? like four years into a week. Oh boy. Yeah. Yeah, I'm fucking nerds. There's still the days. They're still the days. Gaming all the time. Roger lowers himself down.

There's this crazy bat guy. And then he finds himself back in Vietnam, I think, and his kids in like a handmade cage. That's right. And I thought it was going to be like a vision or something but it's not it's a child yeah I just saw my note oh great rubbed my face I didn't get my presidential fitness award I could never climb that rope honestly who could do you have to climb a rope a rope rope oh yeah so shitty I got like six grabs up and was like yeah I'm done yeah

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Is it? I wanted to follow it up with, oh, nuts. Like, it was so dumb. He's so dumb. But then there's also like, his arm comes off and he puts it back on. Yeah, that was very funny. Yeah, very cool. And I also like that his, you can see his skeleton through his like ripped up fatigues. And obviously his legs were just tights with bones on it.

It was so cute. Yeah. They were like a Halloween onesy you would put your child in. I mean, if that was your Halloween costume, that would be a banging Halloween costume. Dope as hell. Be Ben for Halloween. Yeah. I also like that his face was all animatronic, so it was very expressive and moving and yeah.

It looked cool. It did. It looked very cool. All the effects looked cool in this movie. I think they all achieved what they wanted them to achieve, which is like either comedy or like, haw. You know?

Ha! Ha! Unlike next week, I can't wait to talk about that. So, it turns out like at one point, Roger is running away from Ben. He tells Jimmy to go get help because that's what you do with the kid you just got? Honestly, I would never love that kid. I'll give him into my shirt and run around with him.

Put him inside your giant sweater. I have a question. stand. Um, how, what do you think the difference was between losing Jimmy and finding Jimmy? How long was Jimmy in that cage? Judging by the look of Jimmy, weak maybe, he was the exact same kid. They got divorced and they both have assets. So that took time. Yeah, yeah. Like, it seemed like he was gone at least a year. At least, yeah. What the fuck? And he's just like, get out of here. I would literally, I would tie that kid to me like a three-legged race and I wouldn't even let him poop alone.

You know what I mean? Honestly. You know what kind of hell that is, and you would do that to a child? What, not letting that? I haven't pooped alone in so many years. Now someone brings me books though, so it's nice. That's really nice of Rob. Yeah. Someone's got to do something for me around here. And here's this Don DeLillo book I'm working on. Katie, when you read me this book?

Rob, bring me good night Pittsburgh. So, Roger's running away and he opens these double doors and they just lead to a cliff that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th book. Rob bring me good night Pittsburgh. So Roger's running away and he opens these double doors and they just lead to a cliff that's now outside of the house. There's some other portal that's been open. Yeah, it just gets real bananas. Yeah and so they have like a, uh, uh, back and forth and eventually Roger just lassows Ben and throws him off the cliff. Right. You see him like like thus the to. Yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, to. Uh, to. Uh, to. Uh, to. Uh, to. Uh, to. Uh, to. Uh, to. Uh, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. to. to. to. to to to. to to to to to to to to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the the. the the the the the. the the the the. the the. the. the the. the. the the. the. the. the. throws him off the cliff. Right, you see him like smush onto the rocks below. Yeah, with his belt, right? Like isn't that the whole, yeah?

Which I don't think you could do, but I'm not gonna argue it. And then they go running out of the house. Sandy's there. She's back, baby. But first he does kind of like, I'm not afraid of a sphere, which I, to get, to get, to, to, th, to, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th, th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, that ending you just have to get over your PTSD right right was it the PTSD all along no somebody took that kid I mean that can also give you PTSD sure so he had I think he was double-dipping sure but this was not all in his head no no no it was real yeah yeah and there's like a weird, incredibly happy ending. Unbelievably. Sandy just rolls up in a car and they all hug.

Yeah. And Norm's like standing, somehow he's next door again. And he's just standing there like, oh, shuck's we made it work. And the beautiful house is on fire. Oh, that's true. Yeah. Why is it on fire? Oh yeah, well, I mean it's a portal to hell anyway. Yeah. So. I forgot that he yells, you can't hurt me or my son.

And Ben's like, oh, I can. I know. Don't talk to me or my son ever again. And that's house. It's so rubbery. And there are no teenage Japanese girls losing their goddamn minds. No. Although it's a different kind of, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, you's thi, you's thi, you's thi, you's that's that's that's that, you that, you that, you that you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you that, you that, you that, you that, you that you that you that, you that, you that, you that, you that, you that's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi-a, thi-a, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi-a no teenage Japanese girls losing their goddamn minds. No, although it's a different kind of delightful but still very delightful. Yeah still bonkers and delightful yeah. Should we rate it? I don't

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And I think this is like a, people love this movie. Oh yeah, a big cult film, for sure. There's four of them. Oh no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. No, thank you. Well, then Cat comes back for the fourth. I'm never going to? No, he's not.

Could be ropey elsewhere. I mean, I'll probably watch him when we do them for this podcast when we run out of other movies, but. Yeah, this movie is so delightfully 80s. It's so beautifully, just like, do me a favor, go in with zero expectations. Just sit back and enjoy the ride. I mean, this is, this is, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, I'll tho, I'll tho, I'll tho, I'll tho, I'll, I'll, I I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, thoooooooooooooo''a, tha, that, that, that, I'll. Yeah. I mean this is this has given you mausoleum vibes. This is giving you like... They don't exist in the same universe as far as I'm concerned. For sure. There's demon titties in this movie they just didn't show up yet.

Yeah. It's got all the bonkersness you need of an 80s. With like people you're recognized from the TV in the 80s. Yeah. And like like. the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the th. the th. the th. the th. they. th. th. th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. theee an to to to to theeeee an to to to theeeee an the an the an thee an the an the an the an like a little bit of social commentary on the horrors of war. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is nice. I like that. I always appreciate that about anything Fred Decker does has this like underlying like humanity to it. Yes.

Which I think is what makes this movie an eight. the solid eight for 80s. Yay, eight for 80s. Katie. Alan. I'd like to take you to a little place. I'd like to call actual mail bag. U.S. Postal Service bag. Do you want to open this?

No, you open it. I know what's in it. How do you know? Because they had to? This is from Studio Catawine. Okay. Oh my god I like these words. I'm putting them together in my head. They're friends with friends of the podcast, Jason McKidrick and they are also fans of the podcast. Hi Jason. And and they wrote me and said hey we're doing this thing and we think that you would like it. to they. the. thin. the the the their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I I I th. I th. I I I th. I I th. I I th. I I I I th. I th. I I th. I th. I th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. and I was like, yes you can. Oh my god, oh my god. I'm like jiggling. I also said I'm gonna give you my address. Don't be a dick about this.

Yeah, really. And they're not being a tick. Good. So far, so we better be nice about whatever's in here. Here's a bunch of stickers. I hate everything. Studio Catawine. Oh, Morticia Adams. And normal is an illusion. That's sexy. That's sesy. Here's a pin that says Milo Myers

for your descendants and Halloween needs. It says I don't want to stop killing. This is really nice. This one you're going to love. Am I? Oh my God! It's... It is Chuckie in the middle of the Slayer logo

and it says Slasher in the Slayer font. I fucking love this! What a nice... Oh my god, there's more. This is the thing that they wrote me to ask if we want. Yeah. It's the Monster Squad Wolfman's got nards where you can see between the wolfman's legs that he has dangling balls that swing back and forth. He's fucking dangling balls. It says swinging nards. Oh my god, the packaging says swinging nards. Oh my god, the packaging. Oh, Alan! Shake it. Yeah, they move. They're mobile. Shake it. Oh my god. their.. So you're going to put that on your team jacket? I'm going to put that on my blazer that I occasionally wear to work. Oh you wear your work nuts. That's how I get financial clients. It's my huge balls. May I read the note that was included? I would love you too. Hi Katie and Alan. Hi. Everything spelled correctly. Yay. Not Katie and Katie and Katie's friend. I'm. I'm that. I I I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that that that that that th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm the the thea. I'm thea. I'm thea. I'm thea. I'm thea. I'm thea. I'm thea. I'm thea. I thea. I that was included? I would love you too. Hi, Katie and Alan. Hi.

Everything spelled correctly. Yay. Not Katie and Katie's friend, huh? I couldn't think of two people who would enjoy our Wolfman's Got Nard's pin more than the two of you. Also wanted to give you a. You two are amazing. Catoween and Tom. Or Tam? Hmm.

Uh, yes. You want to take a little look at Lou. Could be Tom. Tom, Tam Tom. Cat. Thank you. Thank you so much. And how can people, could people buy this stuff, I assume?

They can. Uh, their Studio Catawine on Etsy. And store Envy? You can follow Studio Catawine on Instagram, which I highly recommend and you can see all the amazing stuff they have. Oh my god, they have amazing stuff. They have the I Hate Everything mug. I think I am going to buy this TGIF mug that has Jason Mask on it. You see this?

I'm totally going to be drinking out of that at work. Oh my God. Oh, I love this stuff. Be the final girl of your horror movie mug? I love it. This is so cool. Thank you so much for all of this. This is amazing.

Studio Catween and Catawine is spelled K-A-T-O-W-E-E-N. Thank you. Oh God, what a nice gift. I hope they don't firebomb your house. I hope they don't thrown your house. I hope they're going to. I think that's nice people. You know what? Sometimes people suck you in and then they... Firebomb your house. I th wait to put this pin on my blazer. Not this one. No, I'm banging my neck. We'll see.

I can change it up. I got a couple blazers. I'm a professional woman. Could you put it on to the Chuckie's looking between the woman? Oh my God, do you think I could set of precedent of giving out addresses here though You gotta be cool. Gotta be cool So Katie, do you want to do it on the movie? Next week? Yeah, I think so yeah, okay, so I fucked up Yeah, I did. Oh, okay. You know you know something to tell them so I picked a movie that I thought was a different movie. It's a tha th??????? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? I? I? I? I? I th. I th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. the th. the the th. th. the the the th. the the th. th. th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I? I? I? I? I? I? Yeah. I? Yeah. I? Yeah. I? Yeah. I? Yeah. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I to. Yeah. I to. I th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I them. So I picked a movie that I thought was a different movie. It's a terrible movie. I'm sorry.

The worst part is like, try to tell people how to find this fucking thing. It's like Amazon? There's like 30 movies named this movie. Well, that's the problem. That's how I fucked up. and god damn it, it's a sci-fi channel movie. And like by the time I realized it, it was last night and it was too late. It was too late.

It was too late. And Alan and I are no longer friends. So we're going to do that episode, and we're never going to speak again. Because he's so mad at me. I'll be doing angry and outside. So it's Scarcrow 2013. It stars Lacey Chabare, I guess, from Mean Girls and Party of Five.

And no one else you've ever heard of. I fucked up. We'll talk about it next week. I'm so excited to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to'm so excited to talk about the show. Oh my god, I, I, let's just, yeah. So thank you again, Studio Katowine for the amazing gifts. Thank you so much. And thanks to everyone for listening and being a pal. Yeah, thank you. We had another major download milestone recently and we were just like, made you guys the fucking best. I just said fucking best I just said Katie in an email that said Buhh-bub-bar spelled out

Oh, that's what that was I thought you were just like making I don't know what I thought I was like I All right, all right. This dickhead running his fine. I mean, I figured it meant something It was for for bar. Oh, I have not seen Thompson of me either. That's all me neither. I figured it meant something. It was porpo, bar, bar, bar, bar. Baa, baa, ba. Oh, I have not seen Tom Zimmy at the pool yet. That's all. Me either, but he doesn't come to my pool.

No, why would he come here? We didn't go to that one. It's Olympic size. Thanks for listening to another episode of Weirpuff Ambulance. you know the true